/biz/ - Business & Finance

>tfw no gf

Does masturbating to an internet woman count as having a girlfriend?

>not born into a rich family
>not born with 8/10+ genetics
>high-functioning autist
1 and she was fucking garbage

One and we're engaged

>>18669197
1, forced to make it all her way too much

Same. But I've banged about 5 other hoes multiple times. That's it. Wish I had more GFs though.

>>18669244
P.s. since dubs: still a virgin, kek

>>18669197
Does this board have mods? How does this have anything to do with business?

>>18669264
>Does this board have mods?
First day here sweetie?

>>18669197
2 + various internet waifus & a couple IRL hook-ups

>>18669197
0. Had sex with 5 women tho. Life is funny, so many 7-9/10s threw themselves at me over the years...somehow none of them worked out due to numerous reasons. For some reason something has brought me here...to find link...and use the wealth for something beyond myself...

>>18669197
It’s not about quantity anon, it’s about quality. Don’t necessarily settle for the first girl that holds your hand. But also don’t fuck so much you forget their names.

0, but have banged 40+ (stopped counting) asian qts

>>18669197
I've had about 7 "girlfriends", slept with over 50+ girls, don't remember the exact number. I've settled down now with the girl I want to marry but it's hard sometimes to not revert back to the "wanting to fuck anything that moves" mindset, especially on no-fap

>>18669282
It really is!

>>18669197
None, the last time I had a conversation with a girl was sixth grade. I tried saying hi to a female coworker in passing the other day, and she ignored me.
Honestly

>>18669286
I've had a few cuties show insane interest, but I manage to austism my way out of it.

>>18669304
What are you a sexpat?

>>18669197

This is /biz/ not fucking highschool.

Unless gf is a commodity I can buy on the stock market I am not interested.

>>18669197
I was home schooled so I started dating when I was 28 because women gave me anxiety. First gf was a slampig, only I didn't get wise to it until 4 months in. Then a couple hook ups after that.
When I was 31 I dated a really cute 19 year old who looked leagues above me. I thought it was awesome that I had a teenage girlfriend since I missed out on that being homeschooled, and the sex was mind blowing, but then my family was appalled that I was dating a younger girl in my thirites.
That's when it hit me that the window to dating cute college girls had probably already closed and I missed the boat by being a loser in my twenties.

>>18669329
are you implying you broke up with her because your family disapproved? If so that was a major mistake
cute vid btw

>>18669328
ok, sell me this gf

>>18669355
no she cheated on me with her professor three months in lol. I don't blame her, horrible shit like my car breaking down was happening all at once.

>>18669197
2
overrated as fuck

>>18669197
2
1 very good looking
1 not so good, but good mother in the end

>>18669375
I mean you dated a 19 yo and lived to tell the tale mate, I am living through you rn
As for my family I told my dad I was more comfortable around 19-22yo girls and he didn't even flinch, he encouraged it. My mom is the same way, as long as she's 21ish. I'm 30

>>18669197
0 but I fucked 4 women

I'm just undateable

couple month-long flops and rn 1 going on 2 years.

You gotta fail quite a bit to figure it out.

>>18669197
1. worst decision of my life unironically. i fucking love thots. i can just use them for their holes and get rid of them. not to mention they're hotter than your gf would ever be if you get one, unless you're retarded enough to have a 8+/10 for a gf (they are terrible people for various reasons).

>>18669197
>6
Four of them were 7/10s, one was a solid 9/10.

Current GF is a 8/10 on a good day, 6/10 if she doesn't try. If she doesn't maintain herself for a week she's a mere 4/10 at best.

>I wish I weren't a shallow man, I wish that I care not.
>I wish I weren't so superficial, I wish you were more hot.
>I should not be ashamed you see.
>I love your personality.
>What we have is good and true, for you've got me and lucky you....

It sucks bros, especially since I started lifting and taking care of myself substantially better looking girls display interest in me. Current GF is an absolute blast to be around. We've been living together for a year and a half and we still get along exceptionally well.

>>18669448
>I'm just undateable
Current GF told me no other girl will withstand my views on minorities/politics.

probably about 20, all women are whores

>>18669197
0 gfs. i've had casual sex with 5 girls though. how do i profit from this in a /biz/ kinda way?

>>18669197
having a girlfriend is gay

>>18669264
all women are whores

>hispanic busty beauty for a high school sweetheart
>college girlfriend was cute smol titty petite blond blue eyed priests daughter
>avoiding women currently
High school Strategy: I asked every "hot" girl out. Only the top 10% of girls or so knowing I would be rejected but trying anyway. Confidence is sexy. I got rejected 99% but her sweet sweet tamales were worth the rejections before her. The priests daughter went after me in college. Celebate currently because I would rather make money like a dragon and sort my own shit out before I try to support a woman as well.

>>18669197
God you people are so fucking pathetic. Boo fucking hoo, you had one girlfriend in your life. Maybe that's because you're sitting on fucking 4chan whining about it like a bitch. Go and do something for yourself, my god.

One...my oneitis...and I just pounded 5 shots of vodka thinking she posted a pic of her driving a different brand of car until I realized her half shown steering wheel was turned 45 degrees. I am so damn pathetic.

>>18669489
National level powerlifter here I'm kind of in the same boat. GF is fairly attractive and she's always been good to me. She's fit and I can be politically incorrect around her.

But I should be able to do better, and I'm definitely the one dating down here. That's probably a big part of the reason why we've never even had an argument, let alone a fight, in a year and a half. I don't have the stomach to dump her, certainly not in these coronachan times.

Two - one was a model, and the other sure knew how to suck a d.

I miss having a gf, but rn my situation couldnt support a gf. Real estate = good bitches. Its real yall

>>18669197
I've had about 12 girlfriends. I could have slept with more women but honestly don't find it appealing at all, I am not into "the chase" when the result is an awkward one off, however letting yourself fall for someone is a totally different story.

Best gf so far was over 30 when we started dating, albeit has only had a few boyfriends. Kind of lucked out in being a better lover than all of them, but the bar wasn't set very high.

Don't take advice from dipshits here about women, don't use online dating websites. Fucking talk to people, or you reduce yourself to an atomized version of a human where all your formerly natural interactions are intermediated by a veil of technology, presupposition, etc. I am afraid for our future.

1 and we are getting married. She is a 140 IQ, 10/10, athletic, thicc, funny, creative, average height. 95% of other men are intimidated by her because she is a smoking hot genius with the same autistic honesty I have. I am never ever EVER letting her go.

Everyone else lost the partner game, we won.

>one gf from 17-23
>tfw almost 29
I'm okay with this. I'm not gonna bother with women or whores until i make it. Plan on going to Ukraine to spend time with family and wife hunt. American women are absolute dog shit

>>18669197
4 real GFs
a couple of dozen or so flings/one night stands
paid for pussy 3 times

I've had many but you wouldn't know them, they trade in a different market

>>18669644
>140IQ
doubt
>10/10
doubt
>athletic/thicc
doubt
>funny
doubt
>intimidated
doubt

nice LARP tho

>>18669489
>manlet
>sumo
>faggy set up
>less than I deadlift conventional
She should dump you right now.

>>18669713
Sorry you feel that way. Some of us just win, the NZ guy won shorting oil, I won the partner game. I'm sure you'll win something eventually.

>>18669197
1. I loved her so much. Lived together for 3 years and I helped put her through school. When her car broke down i let her use mine. Talked about marriage and kids all the time. Dirty backstabbing chink broke up with me on my birthday. Been like 7 months now. Better the disney love like fantasy break when I'm young I suppose rather than later or after marriage.

>>18669790
Why your birthday though?

Damn thats not nice.

>>18669744
>>18669768
You've won the LARP olympics I'll give you that

>>18669816
:^)

>>18669627
Fuck bro same. I've been dating this girl but I just don't have the heart to break up with her because she's real sensitive. I'm a dick for stringing her along but shit I don't know what to do.

>>18669197
Like 10, but only 3 long term gfs. If you include the number of girls I been with casually probably like 50 or so. To anyone who longs for a women in their life, my advice would be to have some sort of internal vetting mechanism, that is if you can afford to. I realize some anons cant be picky for whatever reason. Never put pussy on a pedestal. Women only have the power that they do right now is because men gave it to them. Find a nice christian girl.

>>18669812
Told her I took some acid a couple days prior cause I was depressed and my cousin had just been sentenced to 7 years in prison. She was born and raised in china up until like a year before I met her at uni and her mom was a cop. I'd been in a rut for a while up to that point. I bought eth at 7 in 2017 and made like 100k by the end of it all, in 2018 I got hacked and lost everything when I was shorting neo/btc on bitmex. I had dropped out of my physics degree to pursue trading and just didnt go back until this past semester while she stayed in school. During that time we ended up back with my parents while I worked making mics with my dad. I figured she would be cool and understand the nuance that lsd can be safe and helpful but she wouldn't buy it, even though she was in stem. Idk though, it still hurts even after fucking random thots. I guess when I lost all that money I lost a lot of confidence in myself so decayed to a simp since she was the last thing that made me happy. Sorry for blog