/biz/ - Business & Finance

Do you know what a bump limit is?

>>18664233
ok sorry balding albino looking fat guy ill stop making fun i promise this is the last post

>>18661348
>>18662488
>>18664233

>>18664258
the worst part is hes only 23, zoomer diets are fucked

>>18664233
GILD

We're gonna make it, lads.

We'll have 1m sitting in our portfolios by the time we're 30.

is there a daily/weekly smart money index (or institutional net buying/selling) chart? I can't seem to find shit

>>18664406
Why does this guy keep getting posted here? Whats he known for?

SELL

>bobos thinking there's gonna be another big dip
This isn't a normal economic crash, it's only up from here

>>18665412
Bullish as fuck

im new to the stock market and I own 3 shares of SPY. I made almost $10 dollarydoos today. Am I gonna make it lads? I have a good feeling about the future

>>18665406
apparently living rent free

Down $1,800 on British Petroleum.

Do I sell low and cut my losses, /biz/?

>>18665406
Hes the most attractive biztard

What's happening with the biggest airlines? They'll no doubt get bailed out, but will the stock become worthless?

>they didnt buy intel on the bottom
yall missed out on quick bags

pump and dump

smart money is abandoning the sinking ship

next week -15%

asking again because I genuinely want to follow institutional money flow: is there a daily/weekly smart money index (or institutional net buying/selling) chart? I can't seem to find shit

>>18665501
Don't make gambles based on shit getting bailed out, companies can just as likely go through bankruptcy and you will get your equity wiped out

>>18665501
I was holding some UAL for a short period, but decided against it. Some of these airlines might actually fail.

I want to breed Sara Eisen

>>18665501
At minimum most will have to sell off assets and downgrade to stay in business. The bailouts were honestly a paltry sum compared to what would be necessary.

>>18665553
she's a jew

EVERY FUCKING TIME
small drop, fed with uncontrolled nigger-pumping
FUCK

Literally who the fuck cares.

Money isn't real, you are trading electronic numbers back and forth, you are playing a fucking video game. None of this shit is real and none of it matters.

The market is FAKE, GAY, and JEWISH.

>>18665412
Unironically bearish

>>18665572
all the better

>>18665567
>too big too fail
I don't think you know how big airlines are

>>18664258
baggie need to eat an egg once in awhile
not getting enough biotin and iodine, start taking them and your hair and nails grow faster and it slows loss

Bvll. Fvcking. Svrge. I warned yov all. Bvt you didn't believe me. Why didn't you believe me.

STINKY. GREEN!

BVLL. BVLL. BVLL!

>>18665457
Tip: Learn to ignore day to day losses when market cycles.

Also have you seen how cheap fucking USO is? Another great long hold option for you

>Greatest oil crisis in history
>Greatest debt crisis in history
>Greatest unemployment in history
>Largest stimulus in history
>Stocks almost all time high
*sips*

>>18665600
the numbers in my bank account are very real

>>18665647
>>18665628

>>18665620
I'm not saying they will fail. But they will need to downsize to stay afloat. Even if there are more stimulus packages (which is almost guaranteed).

I bought BA 132 calls expiring on 5/22, did I fuck up? It will go back up, r-right?

>>18665553
shes married with kids

Am I fucked if I hodl USO over the weekend?

>>18665628
>posted as a joke
>taken as DD

such is life

>>18664406
>zoomer diets are fucked
BIOTIN + IODINE BROSEF

>>18665600
and the money I take out of the ATM to throw at strippers, is that fake too?

>>18665648

>>18665678
Just sell when the next bailout package is announced.

>>18665553
>breed

she's 50

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

B-bobo?

>>18665687
Do you know what reverse split is and what that usually entails about a stock's value? If not, yes you are good.

>tfw in the fucking whole with WLL

Should I hold over the weekend? I'm banking on the government passing a stimulus for oil companies.

What's a good buy and hold for the weekend?

>market soaring
>Boeing still flat

???

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18665646
I own 50/50 SPY/crypto. Tell me a bit about USO? I might buy some. I have some spare money to invest.

60% puts on Ford for earnings
40% calls on Euronav

I think we're at a point where algorithms are just chasing each other's highs

>>18665745
What happens, when it splits, if someone bought 100 shares of USO and sold a call?

Asking for a friend

>>18665744
No bobos here. Just us b-bullfrens, heh.

>>18665811
So we will keep pumping until retail money arrives back?

>>18665815
It scales to the split.

>Spy Volume: 60 million
>Average Volume: 120 million
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh guys?

>>18665832
they also react instantly to news but then seem to forget just as quickly. There's no way of knowing.

>>18665851
couple that with HUGE puts being taken out against the S&P

>>18664233
>283

Nice job, jerome. Think you can get it to 286 eod? Im sure you can with such low volume. Lets do it, nigger!!

pump Jerome! Pump! I'm gonna exit all my positions then nuke this bitch again on monday!

Why is it up 1.5%? Just want some rational thoughts. Yesterday another junk of bad news hit the market, yet it is ralleying?

say herro to north korea's new reader

For all you retards saying "Muh market not duh economee" well your right, it's not. It's a tool to invest into expected future growth potential of our businesses. Currently equities are so overvalued your projected time frame for 100% return on the S&P is almost 25 years. If you sell your house right now and go all into the market, you will be expected to wait 25 years to see that money doubled. This is including expected growth for the S&P, meaning even if equity stays this overvalued all 25 years its still the same return. Does that sound like a good risk return to you?

>>18665933
Because the entire market is being floated by the FED.

>>18665916
S-SHUT THE FUCK UP B-BULLKEK
>>18665937
What stocks to profit from this?

>>18665929
Yeah I think Monday I’m going to exit some positions. Assuming I am not locked out of trading.

>For all you retards saying "Muh market not duh economee" well your right, it's not. It's a tool to invest into expected future growth potential of our businesses. Currently equities are so overvalued your projected time frame for 100% return on the S&P is almost 25 years. If you sell your house right now and go all into the market, you will be expected to wait 25 years to see that money doubled. This is including expected growth for the S&P, meaning even if equity stays this overvalued all 25 years its still the same return. Does that sound like a good risk return to you?

>>18665955
Long DRK

>>18665922
who this

>>18665938
But how can they market be back at 2019 levels in the current situation? How is that even possible.

>>18665933
That was priced in

Buy REFR

https://www.timesofisrael.com/smart-glass-startup-gauzy-gets-funds-from-hyundai-motor-to-expand-product-reach/

>>18664233
Who's ready for the 1550 pump

>>18665922
MORGAN MUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

>>18665965
It's Morgan Brennen.

>>18665965
She's CNBC.

Huge pump today and Monday.

>>18665961
Yeah fuck holding anything next week

>>18665922
the milkers are fantastic but I'm still a Meg Man.

>>18665938
You remind me of the bears who sold before the 2008 crash and never bought back in.

>>18665994
>refr shill is a tranny loving faggot
Not even a surprise.

>>18665937
HERRO

>>18665968
Deteriorating fundamentals, such as debt loads, earnings, capital goods investment, all of them have lowered meaning even with a collapse in equity prices they are still overvalued.

>>18665963
Shut up nerds.

Bobos on suicide watch

>>18665749
they're fucking bankrupt. Their bonds are trading at like 5c on the dollar with like a 200m mcap and they're going to be 97% of the new equity under restructuring, so the existing equity will get the remaining 3%. You're fucked.


POWER HOUR
POWER HOUR
POWER HOUR
POWER HOUR
POWER HOUR

>>18665937
So does she go nuclear on both the USA and China? Or do the two of them race to get on her good side?

>>18665811
If this is indeed true it's likely now a game of chicken between the big corporations. First one to pull out wins big as stocks come tumbling down when they switch off the protocol to buy.

guys please sell zoom at a loss with $-1 increments i need this shit to dump back to $140 so i can retire

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Where does GUSH cap?
a month ago it was down to 15. Today it's up past 30.
Worth it to dump some other stocks and pour it into GUSH for a longer haul?

GUYS

IM

GONNA

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

SPY MOONING

Rejection at 284 then dump

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT????????!???????????????

>realize very nice gains on calls after watching them all day slowly move up
>take profits
>they keep going up

It's the right thing to do when gambling with options, especially with solid gains, but watching all that money you could have had hurts sometimes frens.

There was no 1550 pump yesterday. Today will be a doozy

>>18666028
This is complete bullshit.

>>18666024
...and i thought stock market would be more rational, but there is no difference to cryptos.

BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL

BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL

BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL

THE GOLDEN GOD KING SLAYER RVN IS HERE. HEY BEARFAGGOTCVCK YESTERDAY WHO DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME THE COVRTESY OF A (YOV) BVT QVOTED MY POST, WHERE ARE YOV? WHOOOOOOOO ARE YOV? WHO WHO? WHO WHO? OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH BOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>18666045
POOMP EET

I called this yesterday

Crab and then feel good Friday with a late ramp

sad

>>18666085
hibernating

REPEAT AFTER ME
MEME SHIT
MEEM SHIT

Mattress stocks soaring this week

$1000 on next Friday SPY 275 puts

>>18666055
Idiot

Fuck it
I don't care anymore
I'm going to hold SPXS over the weekend
I can't believe it dropped so hard today
It HAS to go up on monday

Inflation bomb incoming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkfjTXIsOF4

>>18666071
I was late to buying a 0DTE Expiry 280c at .90 a contract and instead bought 6/19 puts
JUST
WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING

1.65%+ i am giving up. Going back into 100% cash. Was a shitshow is this market.

>>18666029
Will a government bailout for oil companies save WLL?

>>18665963
>economy go down
>stonks go up
There is dark merchant magic at work here

World leader dies? Bullish.

>>18666100
WHERE

FUCKING SHOW ME WHERE

INFLATION

IS

DEAD

TYBG

B-bobos... are you alright?

>>18666102
no one. volume is as low as it was before the first crash in march. Plus with unemployment, people may withdraw their 401k

15 MINUTES TO GET IT DONE

I BELIEVE IN THE MAGIC BEANS AND UNBREAKABLE PRINTER

PUMP IT LIKE IT'S YOUR INFLATE-A-DATE JEROME

PUMP IT

Next stop 3100

>>18666121
MMT only works if physical goods and services are actually being produced retard

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkim jong un is deadOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Take profits now. You don't want to see what happens at 3:50.

>>18666126
I'm going to catch it when the bubble bursts. I'm determined to fucking catch the big kahuna.

>>18666134
COOL DIDN'T READ BECAUSE INFLATION NO LONGER EXISTS

PROVE ME WRONG FAGGOT WE'RE GOING

TO

THE

MOON

>>18666142
HAHAHAHA! COPE HARDER BOBO.

Yeah?

>>18666096

alexa, how do i lose money easily?

JEROME WHAT THE FUCK
IT'S CRASHING
IT'S CRASHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT

>>18666142
Profits?
What are those

>Oh I'll just wait for the pullback
>surely this is unsustainable

>>18665862
how do you know that huge puts are taken out against the sp?

>>18666098
You got too cocky idiot

DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT RED CANDLE

>>18666082
financial sanity will return in one form or another. Already liquidity is spread so thin through the market we see huge warning signs. people are actually paying you to take delivery of oil off their hands, yet TSLA is somehow mooning? how can electric vehicles be the future if oil is so cheap you could skip a pack of ciggies and fill your car for the next 5 years instead?

With no liquidity cash returners are king. Tech will fail so utterly hard in the coming year and companies that can actually afford to dole out cash to their investors will be king.

OH NO NO NO NO
NOOOOOOOO????????

Right on queue. The algos have switched froma 3:50 pump to a 3:50 dump

Dammit 1550 pump went wrong way

>>18666158
I warned you. We will still be green, but the dagger always comes at 3:50.

>>18665628
>>18665647

Reminder, we will re-test ATH before the next leg down.

>>18666175
there's a website some anon posted where you can see the biggest options being placed and he screenshotted huge whale-tier puts @ 245 for like june or something

HERE COMES DA DUMP

J-JEROME?!??

BUY NTMA RIGHT NOW

>>18666165
>*ding*
>During a depression, stocks generally fall in value.

>>18666161
USO is going to reverse split and RH wont update your option before it expires, sell it aug 27 or 28, since it happens after markets close the 28th

OH NO NO NO NO
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA
THE PLUMMET

OH MUUUUUUMUUUUUUU
ANAHAHAHAHA

JEROME WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>>18666184
I had my stock broker friend look into it. It's a company in Europe that has a timed process to execute simultaneous trades for some mutual fund

>EOD dump
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18666055
>>18666098

AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK OFFF I WAS RIGHT

220 BY MAY 15

>>18665412
>>18665519
Already priced in

>>18666193
That's a lizard

>when all the institutions have their buying algos on but one of them sneakily starts to liquidate first

hehhe

SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>18666193
We will blow past to new highs s&p to 4000 minimum then see the biggest dump most on on this board will ever live to see

PRINT FASTER JEROME

COUNTRY ROOOOOADS
>cocks revolver

>>18666217
spy will close 1% up... just as planned bearbros

OHHHHHHHH GODDDDDDDDDD I'M DOOOOMMMMPPPPPINGGGGGGGG

what is that candle

this weekly doji is hilarious, hopefully we can stick right to 282.59

Because this is entirely normal market behavior. Everyday 3:50pm. Everyday 1:00am. Every. Fucking. Day.

>red candle is the highest volume of the entire day

>>18666226
300 by May 15

OHHHH NO NO NOOOOOOOO BULLBROS HELP

>>18666217
No,

>I buy at 3:45
>market tanks at close
>I sell at 3:45
>market moons at close
How do I rid myself of this curse

>>18666245
Kek

>>18666254
only time there is liquidity.

>>18666262
My prediction is more ballzy, stop being a bitch. Either ATHs or new lows by may.

>>18666274
Do the opposite of what you want
I am the same way
It's a struggle

>>18666254
>______ are manipulated fake shit based on nothing
Insert stocks/crypto here.

we pumping again. good try bear bros

This level of INSTAND RED DILDO is why I'm still a bear. Only big money managers can pull that shit. Why would they? Because they're bearish.

anyone /lean hogs/ here?

Dubs and you must read this comic.

>>18666254
See my post above. It's one specific group in Europe

Yo how the FUCK is Sarah Eisen 50???

>>18666262
I don't even think that's the last leg down.

>>18665406
A random /tv/ jannie. He also lives rent free in OP's head....and heart.

>>18666274
Find something you have a reasonable guess as to their recovery once things start opening up, dump money into it, wait for recovery.

>>18666126
I'm okay. I'm shocked, confused, and baffled, but I'm okay. Mostly because my puts don't expire until the end of may and June.

>>18666299
big money managers are retards that can't adjust fast enough to take advantage of trends. They're lagging indicators and if they're bearish now it means we're BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>18665937
Gut feeling tells me she'll actually start a war.

>>18666309
No way

Dont panic bull bros. The last 10 min bag sellers are gone now, here we go second pump

>plateaus at +0.99%

Fucking robot cunts go wheel yourselves into the hudson river you silicone shitheels fuck you.

LMAO is that all you had BOBO?

>>18666274
dont buy EOD if it has been going up for the last 3 hours

>>18666309
foreskin face ream

>>18666289
It’s just so hard to accept that I am so dumb that I am wrong 100% of the time. But if it helps me make money....

>>18666309
>>18666326
It's true, and imho her>morgan. Sarah is 100% wife material, Morgan's like..a pump and dump, and if you didn't get her in college you missed her best days.

WHAT TO BUY BEFORE CLOS E

>>18666353
INVERSES

>>18666342
Yep, I have accepted that I am the 'dumb money'
Gotta change something lol

>>18666334
I’ve seen this same chart where it moons another 1% in the last 10 minutes

DING DING DING

>>18666356
Based, buy BAM

>intense back and forth red-green volatility

uh oh, the big boys are fighting over who gets to jump ship first

I think BA is going to have a massive AH/pre-market Monday dump. It's going to be a 2 digit stock again next Friday.

DING DING DING DING DING DING

>4:00 AM PST
>See Euro markets down
>Put in buy order for GLW at 20.00
>Wake up at 11:00
>Its up 3%
>My order didn't get filled

This thing jumped ahead of earnings...smells like insider trading

>>18665937
who is this?

How do you guys deal with the loneliness? I have practically zero human contact

>>18666365
>Implying anyone can jump the shit with that volume.

>that sell volume and panic pricing
you were warned, enjoy monday

>>18666342
I've been right 60% of the time but I always make the wrong move 90% of the time.
Take today.
I bought a call but thought it was going to crab and sold it to buy a spy put
I would've made 40% if I kept the call but instead I lost 25% in the put

Its a curse.

>>18666342
You have to figure that one or two equations floating around in the algo's code is specifically geared towards the psychology of a noob investor. Bascially if it seems like the market can predict when you'll FOMO, or baghold, or panic sell, that's because it can. You need to learn to think at least one step ahead of the pack.

FINAL REPORT CHECK IN

Was it a good or bad week for you /biz/?

This nigger jerome let us hanging again, fuck. I got way too greedy and lost the opportunity to make $400. Well, whatever still on the green. Bears btfo’d

>>18666381
the last candle was literally like someone flicking on and off a light switch

Holy fuck, algos are about to spaz

>>18666315
That’s what I do with the majority of my folio, but the small bets I make are always wrong. Actually more like 95% wrong.

>>18666353
dollars and FB puts was my purchase

>volume back to pre-crash levels
well, looks like this recession is over lads

>>18666369
Now closed up 3.84%

YO WHY DO THEY HAVE TO RING THE DAMN BELL THAT MANY TIMES THERE ISN'T EVEN ANYBODY THERE

Big earnings next week, but only partial impact from the shut down. Next earnings season is the real thing.

What does this mean?

>>18666366
BA, GE and Intel are finished

now we wait

>>18666378
I don't know, I've been like this for a over a year.
You just deal, Calm your soul my brother.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XULUBg_ZcAU

>>18665937
if the fat prince really died, america will turn north korea into their new china will set up plants and businesses there, very bullish long term. China will start shitting itself and rattling their shitty sabre, but to no avail. Fuck them. A peace deal with NK might be trumps legacy desu.

>>18666378
be the ubermensch

>>18666385
I made $25. Could be worse. Was only intraday trading.

>>18666381
back at you stinky bobo
enjoy when the market gains +5% for no reason monday

It's very propped up right now, I think smart money sees it falling. But it could be a week, two weeks, maybe even a month before we see big red dildos and a return to reality. Don't burn yourself bearbros

Where is ding ding ding bro?

Ding ding ding! How did everybody do this week? I'm up 1.09% today, not the best but I'm holding a lotta cash. Another one of these low volume days, stuff looking a little strange. VIX getting absolutely pounded down after Tuesday's frightening action is pretty interesting, people are comparing today's VIX with last Friday's...
No significant moves today, disappointed to see IWM continue to outstrip the ess and pee, my put spread isn't looking too good but there's still a good amount of time on it. Tech and growth continue to look overbot as fugg to me but no signs of stopping, we'll see what happens over the weekend. GEO divvy is coming :D
This week we're going to the Romano's in Boise, Idaho!

crab week

>>18666386
4% nice job anon.
I only had 1.85%
Show me your portfolio

>>18666157
>he doesnt realize a bunch of countries can easily unify against the us dollar

>>18665937
she is probably such a femdom

>>18666398
Weekly doji = bulls fucked

>>18666385
I was up 7.25% at my highest this week
ended up at +1.73% from +3.08% just before that last minute dump

I earned 15% today and sold on top before the end

enjoy holding my bags through the weekend

>>18666430
Up 0.2% ($47) today. At least it's not red.

Volume today was barely above average on the SPY

>CNBC getting bullish
fuck my ass, I shouldn't have gone long over the weekend, anons hold my hands

>>18666468
and all the real volume happened at the spam selling

>>18666433
I made most today from SPY calls, was up 8% at the highest... next time i will sell the top and stop being a greedy degenerate fucker

>>18666468
it was the highest during dumps though

>>18666430
Good week for this leaf. 100% in energy and sold a long I've been holding for a month now. Next week will be interesting.

Pay day is coming up in a few days so I'm probably going to add 1k to my portfolio now that I've got around 2 months of experience. Trading has been that thing missing in my life and now I feel like I have a reason to wake up early and keep up on world news.

>>18666482
I'll enjoy my gains for you, anon

>>18666430
only rose half a percent, shout out SYY

>>18666430
Up 1.95% today. Pleasantly surprised since I was slightly in the red this morning. 0.48% up this week in total. Could be one hell of a lot better but could also be way worse. I just hope we don't open with SPY -20% or some modern clown market bullshit.

>>18666488
Yup, we're coiling right now, gonna have some explosive moves soon

I'm okay with being unable to predict the market, but being unable to explain it even after the fact makes me extremely uncomfortable. I don't know why anyone would want to participate in such irrationality.

>>18666466
hey, $47 dollars is a lot of Bigmacs
I'd kill for one right now.

>>18666517
Forgot pic

>>18666430
I'm up 1.12%
Only a cheeky $15
But I've got a feeling I'm going to get fucked over the weekend

>holding on weekend

>>18666038
are you that guy that bought 50k puts at 180?

How much did you make, post a screen you faggot.

>>18666527
>down
>clown
haha

>USFD
I love this little nigga like you wouldn't believe

i hate this fucking fake and gay market so much i am about to go nuclear

I will catch the big kahuna, fellow bears. I will catch it...

was I supposed to be keeping track of all of my actualized gains minus actualized losses for tax reasons? why doesn't Merrill do that for me automatically with some algorithm?

>>18664233
>getting doxxed on /smg/

>>18666553
he is the larper yes
hasn't posted a shred of proof

>>18666551
>day trading as a retail investor

NGMI

>>18666352
>>18666309
kekkies she isn't fucking 50

>August 7, 1985
She's 33

She just had a baby last year! She's not fucking 50! But she IS wife material 100%.

>>18666430
Short on WING with a put for 7/17 $100 has me clenching my asshole. I'm pretty sure I'll be fine though. As for the general market, I'm just waiting for all of the bears to get sour about ending red every day and pile in for one last greedy push with everyone else before this house of cards tumbles and the fed can't print it's way out of it's problems anymore.

>>18666576
if I made a killing overnight, I'd go dark

>>18666555
Absolutely amazing numerals my friend. Well done!
It's only clown up if you long bad stocks or short covid-resistant stocks. But I'll admit the volatility in either direction is retarded.

Getting pretty bored lads. Starting to think the top is already in as it hasnt moved as much anymore. May just get rid of it after hours and wait for more dumpage or an actual recession or depression.

>>18666181
>Oil is gas
Strong brainlet vibes, bruh

lel

Ok guys what do you think?
For my ultra long-term dividend positions to build that passive boomer income I'm currently holding this

DOW
CSCO
VZ
TXN
T

I want to add VDE and KO. Thinking about STX too.
Need one more to make it to 10.

>>18666572
you'll get a 1099b

>>18666250
I see a Pepe there lmao

>>18666409
thanks senpai

>>18666598
JNJ

>>18666576
My theoretical day trading gains are mountainous compared to my mediocre swing gains. In the current market, it's stupidly easy to daytrade reliably.
>enter like a swing
>sell on pattern reversal or 2% TP
>keep on swing otherwise
Literally free money if you don't have commissions.
However the laws here as far as I understand them are just pathetically bad for daytrading, and the commissions I have to deal with make daytrading far less favorable too.

>>18666598
This might be odd bet for some but I think adding banks to long term is good idea

>>18666598
based, add RTX and BAM (or BIPC for pure dividend wank)

also if you want to go full boomer, BRK.B

>>18665480
DCA bruv

>>18666398
No new incoming information

>>18666573
why are they doxxing that dude, I mean other than him being a tripfag.

>>18666586
I vaguely agree. Tech seems overbought, same for some financials. I would absolutely want to be long on payments processors and big tech, but it's just far too much. Definitely does not seem worth it. I feel better just losing to inflation than hopping on google and nvidia because the analyst's target price is higher.

>>18666608
oh. thank you. so they do keep track of it. dividends too I assume.

>>18666666

What colour will Monday be lads

>>18666598
NEE and >>18666627
What he says as well

https://seekingalpha.com/symbol/NEE/dividends/dividend-growth

>>18666650
digits say S&P to 1800

>>18666627
For BAM is better to own BAM or one of its traded subdivisions like BIP or the renewable energy one?

>>18666592
Go look at your local gas station and tell me the price of gas you mong

>>18666626
I like banks. There's a lot of money in money

>>18666426
>>18666430
Lel

>>18666394
Could you explain why this is the reason?

I'm sure we'll keep going up next week. May is the next drop.

>>18666430
This wild week...

I'm pretty cash heavy too and I kind of hate it.
There's so many people insisting that this is a stupid and unjustified pump. EVERYONE on CNBC's halftime bullshit was saying they wouldn't invest at these levels.

If everyone has their cash on the sidelines and is waiting for another leg down... I'm seriously concerned it won't happen. Mike Wilson at MS seems to have called this right.

>>18666415
You guys are retarded, NK was NK before that retard, it will be NK after that retard.

You ready for the May golden bull run?

>>18666668
not only that, no matter the crisis, banks are our veins as we can see from current programs and bails. Sure, not all might survive and sure they might undergo some transformations but I can't see future without banks

>>18666665
Afaik BAM is best for actual stock gains while the subsidiaries seem to have more stable stock prices but higher dividends

BAM does splits too though so you can do Berkshire style splits-as-dividends selling.

>>18666681
>>18666430
How are everyone else's 3 Month chart's looking?

Mine is extremely painful.

>>18666394
>>volume back to pre-crash levels
holy shit I hadn't thought of that!

Everyone saying this "low volume" means no one is buying, but they're comparing it to the INSANE volume during the forced selling of the crash.

>>18666666
Where is double satan

>>18666430
Up .9% for the day, up .32% for the week. I've decided to recalibrate my strategy. I've taken a little control over my 401k finally and will devote mine and my employers contributions to creating my dividends to where I can do the DEW on that and use my robinmeme account strictly for that. After half a year picking up knowledge, studying and seeing how volume moves things in real time, I'm going to try and swing trade more into good companies. Kinda feels comfy knowing I'm taking things in a different direction. Sold my HAL and ET before the eventual dump off with some good profits, so I'm resting my laurels on that going into the weekend

>>18666708
>>18666708
>>18666708
NEW

also imagine not shorting vol into a green friday. free money over the weekend.

>>18666627
>RTX
I thought the same about RTX but they don't have a history of dividend payments, apparently.
BAM is very low dividend for the price of the stock.
BIPC doesn't pay a dividend...
BRK.B doesn't pay a dividend.>>18666628

>>18666658
NEE is a bit too expensive lol. I'll keep it in my watchlist

>>18666541
Implessive, I don't have the balls to make big energy plays in a market where oil could decide to go negative again at any time

>>18666638
> Tech seems overbought
It is, it's pattern bubble right now. You can still ride it. Tech WILL remain near or higher than ATH even at proper valuation during covid as severely increased demand begets, but as things go back to normal they will fall closer to correct valuation (slowly) for the next year or two at least as business numbers go back to the next normal. However they cannot stay too down in the current environment, e.g. any tech company whatsoever that's less than 80% ATH is currently far UNDERbought.

> I feel better just losing to inflation than hopping on google and nvidia because the analyst's target price is higher.
You're too late at the moment to hop on them, but facebook was good money last week still, and so was snapchat 2 weeks ago. There are probably a few hidden gems here and there if you look but I'm happy with my laurels. Just gotta keep up with my stop losses and I'll be good.

Another interesting asset class is tankers, but I feel they are currently quite manipulated and the tanker anon is the only resource I have to judge what could happen in that sector.

>>18666430
Down by 1% (~$35). Not terrible, but had I been more ambitious with my initial deposits at the March bottom and waited to learn options I'd be up a lot more

>>18666551
Oh fuck it's the weekend lol. Oops. Guess I'm holding my calls lmaoooooooooooo

>>18666430
up only ~1% today but up 8% this week. At my worst I had lost $800 in stocks but thanks to this week I have now made $200+. Just happy that I have a little something to show for all my stonking.

is cloudfare a shitstock or should we be going all in

>>18666665
BAM is solid, BIPC is very interesting though, higher divvy and similar growth. BIP BER and BPY are LPs though so the taxes are weird, you need a K-11 form but BIPC and BAM are included in the 1099. I would stick to BAM and BIPC if you are income focused.

>>18666729
RTX is a new ticker because of the merger. The previous tickers are RTN and UTX. BIPC does pay a dividend but, again, is a new ticker. BRK.B doesn't pay a dividend but does split regularly.

>>18666683
Absolute monarchies who's monarchs die without a clear heir don't tend to do well.

I mite be retarded but I'm starting to think BTC is a better indicator of true market sentiment than futures lel

>>18666430
Up 119% after going all in on VXX puts and SPY call weeklies based on my meme chart.

>>18666729
BIPC is a new ticker, but is essentially the same as BIP, look at it for divvy history. They created BIPC for tax reasons

>>18666627
>>18666729
BRK.B has been pretty shit for me since I bought it around the initial crash. But then, isn't Buffet sitting on a mountain of cash or something? Like, they're waiting for the right time to get back into the market, and BRK.B's bad performance is, i assume, reflecting the fact that they're just sitting on cash right now?

>>18666770
How are you sure the mergers will allow them to continue paying dividends?

>>18666415
He's not dead man. And Trump could have gotten a peace deal but he's not a real leader. No balls. Takes easy wins but then gets going when the going gets tough.

>>18666378
Most of my human contact is just my family. I haven't been out and about for over a month. I rarely went out so nothing new. But did reduce going out. Not about to get /CORONA/'d with no medical insurance (unemployed).

>>18666858
answer my god damn question about cloudfare asshole

>>18666638
everyone said this and yet funny enough tech is the most resilient in this brutal selloff which you would think would murder the high flying growth companies

meanwhile legacy boomer value businesses getting raped because you need physical storefronts and expensive human capital to produce shit, all of which is ground to a halt.

>>18666858
Moon Jae-in on the other hand shouldered all the risk of NK rapprochement and went into rona head first and came out of it all with an historic victory for his party. I'm sure there's a lesson to be learned here.

>>18666784
Maybe. BTC did crash several days before stocks did.

>>18666598
AAPL
JNJ
MCD
SBUX
MSFT

>>18666710
My gambling account is good, up 23%. My normal account is a literal flat-line +/- 3% sitting around -0.5%.

>>18666735
>snapchat, facebook
I'll trust FB more than the others, but not too much. I'll have to look around a bit more.
>oil & tankers
tankers seem like a gamble. I'm waiting for May on oil. OXY RDS.B and XOM on my list.
I work in insurance, so I vaguely know finance and financial companies. The risk appetite for anyone buying in the last month must be huge. If your buying strategy is staggered and you hopped in between the 15th of March and the first two weeks of april, I get it, but now is really not the time if you're thinking about protection.

>>18666894
>tech is the most resilient in this brutal selloff
I think tech will see ripples the slowest. It's also able to go uninterrupted, but if the main revenue stream is advertising or selling data, they're going to see a decline in profits and need to innovate to cut costs. I'd be watching Amazon and Google like a hawk if i had them. I definitely would want tech that has revenue streams that look more like utilities. Amazon webservices would be >>> Amazon's retail on my lists.
>boomer value businesses getting raped because you need physical storefronts and expensive human capital to produce shit
I don't think you know what you're talking about, nor do I think you know what's really going on with these prices. it's much older than late 2019, that's for sure. Additionally, the retailocalypse was nearly over in 2019. The stores that are around now will likely stay around bar some of those mall inserts.

>>18667067
i forgot, on that finance part. watch out for the banks, they're dangerous. Insurance is very dangerous too, including reinsurance. payments processors are top tier and i would think they'll fare the best of everything. V and MA look vaguely overbought. I would buy them here if we had much lower general volatility.

>>18665628
This graph is a lie, look numbers up yourself

here >>18666668

>>18667389
Compared to 2008, the Feb-March drop and subsequent recovery are very steep. I can see another sharp drop coming soon.

>>18667157
I would have thought reinsurance was a good deal but definitely staying away from the rest. Why don't you like reinsurance?

>>18667820
potential for huge business interruption claims. I would be weary. Lawyers are going to be very busy. Trump called out insurers to pay GL/BOP/BI a few days ago, assuming no exclusions for pandemics. Insured businesses are getting riskier, businesses raising deductibles and decreasing payrolls for WC. many better risks are going out of business or scaling back.