/biz/ - Business & Finance

LOL so where are all the TA dumbfucks from yesterday who were so sure that everything would dump today?

CRAB

BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE

Cute anime girls!

>>18660967
I'm unironically down so much money right now.

Why is Boeing fucking me so hard

When has the volume ever been this low

>>18660976
we're 1.5hrs in nufag

>>18660967
JEROME WHAT THE FUCK
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'M SELLING EVERYTHING I CAN'T TRUST THAT BOOMER TO PRINT ENOUGH MONEY

How are you USOldiers doing?

meat and anime feet

>>18660993
Plane shitcoin

>>18660990
Time for some milk.

Who is this fat ugly balding albino lard guy

Did they pass the new stimulus bill yet? Maybe that will make stocks moon...

>>18660999
When the volumes low you can make a lotta dough

in 1755 Torren Duffet said "Yo the most scared thing a person can do is nothing, so when nobodys doing anything thats when you make money bro"

If you think Gamestop is legitimate business you're probably a manchild.

>>18661026
cute bun

>>18661064
baggie

JEROME
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
MNUCHIN
WHERE ARE YOU NIGGERS

BASED GAHOOLE

>Greatest oil crisis in history
>Greatest debt crisis in history
>Greatest unemployment in history
>Largest stimulus in history
>Stocks almost all time high
*sips*

Dumb question but when do you not hold on your stocks over the weekend? Isn't it too risky if you can't make moves in those few days

>rdsb call
Well fuck me I am bad at this

What a nice day, lads.

>>18661103
soon

I'm probably not holding stocks as Q1 earnings come out and don't give a shit if I miss out on a few %. This could be a bloodbath.

S&P crashes every time Jerome takes a coffee break

LETS GO BOBO

>>18660967
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING I JUST WENT ALL IN ON SPY CALLS
STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING

>he didn't buy TVIX and then a BREVILLE 870XL the proceeds

never gonna make it

Bobo forever

Give up.

I be in favor of America. Why the fuck am I losing so much fucking money right now?

Are these guys actually the real deal?

I sold my Amazon stocks at the end of March after holding and watching them crab for a year.

>he sold?

>>18661127
While JPOW is masturbating in the toilet the fucking stock market is dumping. Get it together.

>>18661103
My oil stocks are at 1/3rd of their average value wtf r u talking about Willie

>>18660999
Markets can't decide where to go. If it finds a direction it will be violent.

>>18660967
Should I buy AAL?

Someone go check on Reggie and figure out what his deal is

BUY TVIX.
>BUY TVIX.
BUY TVIX.
>BUY TVIX.
BUY TVIX.
>BUY TVIX.
BUY TVIX.
>BUY TVIX.

YESSSSS JEROME TO THE RESCUE

>>18661119
Hold onto stocks you think go up long term. You’re day trading too much. If a stock you like drops 5% over the weekend not a big deal, you just keep holding it and it’ll recover

>>18661155
Very real anon, Rotschild answers to Bodganoffs

oh shit its already friday

reply to this post with an Apu for good luck

>>18661125
Q1 earnings are priced in at this point

>buy a stock or option
>it goes the exact opposite of the direction I want, every single time
How to stop being rarted

I hate the weekends

>>18661155
I don't see a reason to think otherwise.

>>18661167

No, now is not the time to buy airlines

>>18661143
Fuck America. China is to the World as the US was to the world before WWII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aWJ5p3X-Yo

>>18661223

>>18661223

>>18661086
no way thats a real person thats actually on biz?

lol welp

>>18661242
Actually fuck both chinkna and america
They need to nuke each other

>>18660967
There is still a chance to buy $PRGO calls. Nicotine patches are the next hot thing.

>>18661256
More bullish news, I see! The rally continues!

How do I achieve the baggie body type?

>>18661260
Most people in Italy and France smoke, yet they have the highest death rate. No one is believing this shit, the French are literally retarded

Is anyone buying draftkings or is this stock a meme?

>>18661256
>primary outcome of death
fewer workers, less overheads, this is bullish.

so either i lose 8k or gain 100k

sounds like a fair trade to me

>>18661256
link?

RTX BROOOOOS
TDG BROOOOOS
KO BROOOOOOS
AHHHHHHHH

>>18661256
we don't need that anyways, we're going to inject bleach into our lungs and sit outside in the sun to kill the virus

Why the fuck are we not just opening the economy up yet?? At this point the collateral damage from this freeze is way higher than the fucking virus would ever be

>>18661290
How do I achieve his hairline?

>>18661300
??

why the fuck can't we break above 2800

Why are Oil June futures still above $10?
What fucking retards are keeping the prices propped up?

>>18661315
trump stop fucking shitposting on here, get on the phone, and tell Jerome to spin the god damn printers already

>>18660990
Future tranny

td chads, how can i save a series of orders so i can bring it up again with the same conditions instead of entering it manually each time?

>>18661335
either i lose 8k or win 100k, 50/50 chance because either it will happen or it wont

>>18661343
No

60 gorillion people unemployed, 50000+ restaurants and hotels shut down probably forever, travel banned, rent and mortgage problems

>priced in to 2019 levels

guys i put half of my life savings into stocks a week ago and i'm down .51%. i was told line goes up...

>>18661315
Because Trump said we should. He should have told everyone to keep it locked down, that way the media would have portrayed it as racist to keep the lockdown and we’d all be free.

>>18661315
We are flattening the curve. You know, the curve that will come back no matter when things open up whether it be this month or three months from now. The 28 year old nurses on my Facebook page say we need to stay home. Also don't forget to clap and honk at 7pm every night

>>18661259
Imagine the US and China bombing each other to the ground and Europe coming out as the laughing third.

>>18661383

>>18660976
Ara ara~ little antsy, fraser kun?

>>18661223

^_^

>>18661301
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/24/coronavirus-citing-a-primary-outcome-of-death-researchers-cut-chloroquine-study-short-over-safety-concerns.html

>>18661367
Yes. That part I understood. The missing part is what you're gambling on

>>18661383
>half
god I wish that was me

>>18661290
Visit Auschwitz

The stock market is a fucking scam. Fuck this Jewish ponzi scheme. It's fraught with manipulation. It should be made illegal. It's fucking degenerate.

Really makes you think

Going to liquidate and transfer my funds to TD Ameritrade in the next two weeks, kinda terrified that the next leg down begins while I'm waiting for the transfer to clear

>>18661294
And you think Americans are not as retarded as the French?
People are about to stock up on nicotine patches.

>>18661410
new shitcoin called crude oil

>>18661391
That’s the idea

>>18661374
Hello? Don't you remember June 2019? Terrible life...1/5 was unemployed and the majority couldn't pay rent back then, historical bad earnings Q2 and Q3 2019...

>>18661086
>Red Pill: The Truck edition

Basado

Walking the walk, driving the red pill, making money rain!

>>18661435
Based

>>18661383
>buying before 'the big one'
That -0.51% will be -51%

>>18661383
Just put it into USO, that shit is at an all time low and crab only go up after oil is being used more.

>>18661433
Ah. I too own USO.

>>18661430
My tobacco stocks are probably going to dump on this news.

>>18661425
>10yr treasury bond yield - 0,6

>>18661181
Why

>>18661433
Fuck I have the same idea. When do you position yourself?

>>18661449
>he doesn't know
oh no...

>>18661386
It unironically seems to be like this

>>18661389
In my country people will look at you strangely if you don't worship our stronk womyn head of state for literally doing the same thing as every other EU country, as if she is some kind of strong resolute genius leader

Airlines will start going back up soon, right bros?
Bros?

>>18661430
No because who fucking believes the French? If Trump said it, maybe, but no one over here is buying that shit

>>18661445
the big one already happened r-right guys?

>>18661449
yikes

>>18661465
if the market has a leg down, it will probably hit $600

>>18661476
Soon in human sense or market sense?

>>18661466
im just buying 5 shares every 30 minutes i really dont care, trying to predict anything is just gonna cause more headaches then its worth

>>18661425
What a healthy, robust economy!

I made a stop loss limit order before bed and I'm glad I did. I retained my $50 profit. Was my first order ever of that type. I'm proud of myself. That stock is down like 30% right now

>>18661433
Are you long or short?

>>18661239
Got some serious doubt. Can it go lower? We all know the financial release of 29 is going to be shit.

The entire financial market is about to collapse.

>>18661304
I only see it as an opportunity to buy more.

>>18661478
It hasn't even begun
Jerome printing only inflates the everything bubble further and prevents healthy correction

>>18661472
>In my country people will look at you strangely if you don't worship our stronk womyn head of state for literally doing the same thing as every other EU country, as if she is some kind of strong resolute genius leader
germany?

>>18661468
Also forgot USOI for oil calls. Just hold that since it's cheap and line goes up.

>>18661505
Proud of you anon :)

>>18661476
in like 6-24 months, it's 100% based on how long the kung flu ruins the world

>>18660967
GILD will hit $106 on earnings and US clinical trial data released next week. Screenshot this post.

I have $3000 to invest what do I do with it?

>>18661528
Denmark, but I assume it's the same in every nearby country lmao

>>18661260
Imagine being this fucking stupid

NICE TRY BnLLCnCKS
I'LL SEE
YOU
MONDAY
AND
TODAY
@ 1400 EST
DEATH TO THA
BnLL

>>18661544
USOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18661544
dont, just hold it, market is going to go down big time soon

>>18661463
jesus christ, what are bulls thinking

>>18661544
Short WTI 20 days from now

How can I invest in flour and bread baking stocks, yeast is at a shortage because women are retarded and bread baking is currently trendy

>>18661567
That probably smells like rotten fish and beef tacos. Fucking disgusting

>>18661544
RTX and BAM

>>18661563
I lost $50 on this as my first step into trading because I was retarded and thought that oil prices would recover more and I could dump it right before the 8:1.

>>18661476
Only around 2k a day at work when it's usually over 80k.

>>18661544
Buy 1500 worth of 1 month puts, if we don't freefall by then do it again

>FDA warns of heart problems with patients treated with hydroxychloroquine
PUMP IT

Is BA a buy right now?

>>18661544
July GILD calls that are less than $1

I AM SO FUCKED.

>>18661601
>FDA warns of heart problems with patients treated with hydroxychloroquine
bullish desu

>>18661556
Lmao, I got told the same the same thing when I posted here to buy $APT, $BGS and $APRN. I made 50k profits from APT alone with just 600$ worth of call options.

Let me Clear My Throat - Live by DJ Kool

>>18661463
>>18661567
>Jerome in the back

>>18661537
>Yes! YES!

>>18661601
NOOO NOT MY IONOPHORINOS
NOT MY HECKIN GOOD 5TH GRADE UNDERSTANDING OF MEDICINE

>>18661606
no

>>18661601
>use it on patients that don't have a cytokine storm
>wonder why it's not working
Gee

We've seen companies go +5% after they reported negative earnings this week, we've also seen companies make their earnings target & dump the next day anyway.

Fundamentals are right out the window. All you're trying to do at this point is guess where Joe Retail and Hedgie McFundo 'feels' their money will be the safest, and beat them to the buy.

>>18661613
No, I love the long shot on the PRGO calls. I'm talking about the run on nicotine patches. Unless they're buying them to market them up 800% and resell. Then it's a Chad move

What the fuck, why is Cuomo actively trying to downplay the good news?

What areas should I be watching to buy at prime prices?
Oil, airlines, medical?
Any specific stock?

Why is this market so boring? Just like yesterday sitting at below 1% moves everywhere.

>fox news already dumped HCQ
When is the light and bleach PUMP?

>>18661655
Rolling dice or flipping a coin is unironically more accurate than any of the old theories or systems

>>18661655
I've been saying this for at leaast 2 weeks now - we live in clown market

>lockdowns extended
>more bankruptcies
>more businesses demanding bailouts
>oil "recovery" stopped
>states bankrupt
>both trump meme cures have failed
god damn literally a neverending flood of bullish news today

>>18661684
have we tried injecting bleach into our lungs yet? that might work

Line go up line go down
What's your day looking like?

>>18661260
Im sold. Expiration?

Do you thing we will hit negatives on WTI June contracts?
I think if we do then it will have bigger repercusions as it won't be a one off thing like May ones

Friendly Reminder:
An anon yesterday pointed out that the largest options made yesterday were 245 SPY puts being made by whales.

>>18661695
Trump is never living this one down, is he?

>>18661658
Because hes trying to be bullish

>>18661684
>both trump meme cures have failed

Remdesivir did not fail. If you know how to read trail data, you'd know the "leak" yesterday came hours after the CCP gave the WHO a $30m grant and that the data provided in the picture of the "results" was meaningless. GILD is going to explode.

>>18661668
Welcome to normalcy

What should I do with WLL? Thinking of riding it out... I'm holding massive bags right now.

>>18660993
>>18661027
Who else has Boeing poots? Strike 100, expires in 2 months.

>>18661612
By absolutely no means is that bullish. Stop being le epic may may and hiding under 100 layers of post irony kiddie bullshit. By all means is a drug used to treat Coronavirus is bearish. OBVIOUSLY. You fucking dumb stupid retards have to stop pretending like you have the authority in a market financial sense to even hide your petulant little face behind that mask of what your small low intelligence brain would call "a joke"

>>18661733
u mad?

>>18661742
he mad

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>18661256
I'm a bear, but I believe HQL is indeed a good anti viral. It just needs to me mixed with Zinc and given early before the virus has a chance to replicate. Watch Peak Prosperity on youtube.

>>18661733
dilate

>>18661733
Is this bait? Honestly can’t tel with all of the newfags and redditors around

I told you about the crabs bro.

>Zoom nearly 180
>Chinese CEO, Chinese spyware
>Being banned everywhere
>P/E 2000
Yall bought your ZM puts today?

>>18661223

>>18661733
>bill mitchell posting in a general
BASED

Can someone explain to me why I'm stupid? I want to sell a covered call for a price that the stock will most likely not reach before expiration. If the call expires worthless, does that mean I can just sell another one after? And assuming I can, what stops me from essentially just getting endless gains from that? Logically I know this doesn't work, I just don't know why.

>>18661701

>>18661769
This gives me a smile. Thanks anon.

>>18661425
Dead cat bounce indeed.

>>18661755
based

reminder that dividends are your fren and buybacks are evil garbage that are being exposed in this crisis

>>18661756
>given early before the virus has a chance to replicate
So effective in approximately 0% of real world cases. Got it

>>18661733
imagine having to live a whole lifetime being this much of a retarded faggot. Just totally and blissfully unaware of what's been going on for the past month and a half in this carnival we call an economy. Your econ 101 fundies have been out the fucking window for a long time. Go back fucking plebbit and stay there you used tampon

Another day of bears giving me (based bull) oral

>>18661769
so the zoom zoom go crude crude
and the boom boom goes doom doom

>>18661138
May or may not be a good play next week, its a shit play today.

>>18661125
Lol at pic. I heard she had the kid fired.

>>18661769
you can notice the precise moment when /biz/ bought in

I disregard thots and women in general

>>18661785
You probably wont make much selling way otm calls
And what happens if it moons and they take you up on your call?

>>18661701
The same fucking sucks. Just dump already. Or pump, whichever I don't give a fuck just stop crabbing

>>18661785
The reason you get a premium for covered calls is you have to hold onto the stock. You’re taking the risk that the stock might fall and you lose money. Covered calls are a great way to make money on stocks you already like, but there is risk

>>18661785
i was doing this for a month straight with some bioshit stock. then I got assigned.

you need volume. that's the important part.

>>18661701

My net worth is back up to what it was in July 1, 2019.

However this doesn't include any dividends or new capital I put in since the crash. slowly but surely.

DOW 40K in 2025

Bros, I'm back in the positive for the day again

Hey bulls, you're in trouble.

>>18661826
You can't prove the patient wouldn't gotten better anyways, yes. I'm 100% bobo, but I trust Chris Martinson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLSYRqcg0wo

>>18661718
So you're saying it was a literal geopolitical "epic prank" to make green line go down 1%?

>>18661848
incel

>>18661755
>>18661825
any solid companies for dividend gains?

BA going sub-$130 is a concerning sign.

>>18661718
Remdesivir is fucking over. The hopium now is that maybe, MAYBE, some people in the utterly failed trial had diabetes or were obese. The problem with that is the part where any drug which does nothing for the people most vulnerable to dying is basically worthless.
It's just another scam drug, m8. You really should have sold on the bounce yesterday.

>>18661839
fired for what

>>18661915
Dutch Royal Shell. Come on anon, 10% dividend yield. Literally free money.

:^)

Where are my INO brethren at?

>>18661908
haha look at this guy

>>18661900
No, I'm saying that over 90% of GILD is institutionally owned and the chinese would rather tell the world the drug doesnt work while using it themselves than admit a US firm came up with an effective treatment. The US results (New England Journal of Medicine) on REMD make it look very promising, and any PHD who knows medicine or knows how to read clinical trial data knows the china news yesterday was bullshit.

>>18661933
you know nothing about biology or clinical care.

>>18661928
They permanently closed a factory and are cutting manufacturing of their cash cow plane in half. If BA doesn't touch $80 this year then we really are /permaclown/.

>>18661898
>this is going to happen in futures o fugg

>>18661964
Go take a shower, smelly little neckbeard

transcribers are FINISHED

>>18661928
im surprised its not already sub 100 tbqh

You guys realize there's more to life than being rich, right?

>>18661992
gotta be rich to get there anon.

>>18661992
Like wagecucking?

>>18661992
I just want enough divvies to get around free 1000€ every month. I could retire on that.

>>18661992
no

>>18661987

>>18661992
gay

>>18661992
of course there is but having money gets rid of a lot of unnecessary headaches

>>18661915

>>18661992
CRINGE

BA IS FALLING OFF A FUCKING CLIFF

>>18662027
BLACKED OWNED

>>18662019
>You have to go back

>>18661992
China laughs to the bank at everyone who says that

>>18662027
Appreciate it

>>18662031
>52-wk high 391.00
JUST

>>18661992
hard to enjoy any of those things when I have to wageslave to survive

>>18662031

keep an eye on DB too

>>18661992
That bad huh? It's okay anon, you'll make it back, I believe in you.

>>18661992
I don't like money,what I like though are the things I could get in exchange for my money.

>>18662027
got osmething similar for declaration/ex dates?

>>18661898
No, I'm saying that if one of the prerequisites for HQL being effective is that is needs to be "given early before the virus has a chance to replicate", well that is almost NEVER GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN in the real world. People only go to the hospital when they are already severe enough to need it. Hospitals aren't even testing people without severe symptoms, let alone admitting them as an inpatient and administering an expensive drug. By the time someone gets severe enough to need such a drug, HQL is no longer effective, and in fact causes even more harm like heart palpitations. Which leads to death in many cases because a lot of the severe cases are old frail people anyway.
>t. works in the healthcare industry

I'm cool with Chris Martenson too but jesus fucking christ you might wanna hop off his dick for a minute or two.

UCO UNDER 17 BUY THE DIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPp

>>18662031
what's keeping dow up? fucking dip you stupid pice of shit

When is the dam going to break?

>>18661872
based

we're all gonna make it

>>18661966
I took a biology minor and worked at a hospital for three years doing report work, but that doesn't even matter. My instinct comes from trading bioshit for a long time. I know a scam drug when I see it, and that fucker stank from the moment "encouraging results" "leaked". It was an excellent PnD and I made a bunch of money dumping on people like you. Sell and cry, or sell later and cry more.

>>18661992
And what is that

>>18662087
no sorry. nasdaq has all that information though, that's where I got the pay dates. ball park is about a month before the pay date you should be good for the ex date

>shitty snss /biz/ meme stock I bought as a sick joke is my only stock doing well

Wtf is happening?

>>18662078
I read somewhere that if it fell below about 6 it was insolvent. Is that right?

>>18662096
Unironically believe in empty dollar

>>18662132
Eternal life.

>>18662100
Over the weekend probably. I wouldn't expect SPY to dump more than 1% today and it could even end with a small +.

>>18662127
I'm still in the green on my calls, but you still don't know how to read clinical data retard.

Where's the volume?

>>18662147
Based and Christpilled

*BZZZZ*

*BZZZZ*

>>18662148
fuck pensioners and fuck boomer 401(k)s

>>18661430
i read the exact opposite, that smokers are more likely to catch the wuhan virus

or rather, everybody have the same chance, just that smokers have a harder time to survive

dont miss the pump bros

>>18662096
The market is being propped up by delusional retail investors who have never seen a multi year bear market in their entire lives.

Tell me bulls, if BRRRR, QE and the Plunge Protection Team (tm) are so fucking great, why did we experience the dotcom crash and the great financial crisis?

>>18662090
I realize that. But if I had the rona, I would probably want to yolo with HQL and Zinc before it completely fucks me over. Why can't people find volunteers for that? I'm so deeply concerned about long term organ damage from corona chan that I would take the risk and play the guinea pig.

Yes?

>>18662031
>BA

Should I buy after earnings on the 29th?

>>18661475
>who fucking believes the French
Aren't they the ones who did the chloroquine studies in the first place?

>We're back in the green

He bought?

Dump it. Hack his account so he cannot sell.

>>18662157
There's nothing to read. The only shit out is trash with poor methodology and no reproduction. You know what scientists call that? Not science. All we have is shit designed to move the market. Expect lawsuits.

>>18662214
theres nothing to read because the trails were stopped early by the CCP and the "leak" WAS A PICTURE SOMEONE TOOK WITH THEIR PHONE ON A COMPUTER OF AN INCOMPLETE TRIAL and THE DATA WAS STATISTICALLY MEANINGLESS

Are you this retarded irl?

>>18662207
thats rough

>>18662247
>t. gild bagholder
im sorry bro but it was pointed out in the past about how often they pump and dump on fake news pushes

>>18660982
GAS BREAK HONK. GAS BREAK HONK. HONK HONK PUNCH. GAS GAS GAS!

i really, REALLY want to know who is buying right now into increasing prices instead of setting up cheaper orders. fucking retards

>>18662147
You can pay for immortality with money in a few decades so.. you know

>>18660967
Is the anon from GAME here? I have a few questions.

Where do you see the numbers going in the next week, month, quarter, year?
Short hold or long
thx

>>18662282
delusional
you WILL die

>>18661389
yes fuck the economy as long as the NHS has masks and everything they demand the whole world will be fine anon

>>18661503


>I can make inferences about the economic data from this stock market data!!
Ahahahahahahaha

Why are bearfags such absolute retards? Not only do they think the stock market should reflect current economic conditions, they also think they should be able to infer economic conditions from the fucking volume and eps?!?
Ahahahahahahshahs.

Is this the best options learning channel for zoomers?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfMiRVQJuTj3NpZZP1tKShQ

What does cloudflare seem to always be inverse of the market?

We shut our economy down for the nothing

>>18661947
>DUTCH Royal Shell
Yeah trust the European group of people who have been dubbed the jews of the non jews in Europe for a totally decent return.

>>18661403
>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/24/coronavirus-citing-a-primary-outcome-of-death-researchers-cut-chloroquine-study-short-over-safety-concerns.html


>high dosage (1200mg/day, every day)
>10 days of treatment
>patients were already severe
>Chloroquine, not hydroxychloroquine
>Study was too small (I quote "The limited sample size did not allow the study to show any benefit overall regarding treatment efficacy.")

I find it weird that the media shits on studies like the french study but then props up studies like this to attempt to show "SEE DRUMPH WAS WRONG!". Getting so tired of the disingenuous media.

>>18662321
Whites proving their superiority... again

>>18662321
nooooooo what about the based black men and the record low unemployment?!

>>18662309
In what world is a collapse of the T bond market, touted as the safest market in the world, a GOOD thing???

>>18662338
Your dumbass realizes that RDS hasn't mist a divvie ever right?

>>18662321
Easy to see who followed the rules lmao

if algos & movers are in control and they're trading in fractals, are we headed down in 2 hrs? we'll be back here eod followed by a weekend gap down??

>>18662384
They will with negative oil prices, lmao. June futures will also go to fucking zero.

>>18662410
explain

>https://planetnews .com/health/coronavirus/coronavirus-causes-sudden-strokes-in-youngsters.html
>On Wednesday, the doctors reported that the novel coronavirus usually causes sudden strokes in young people in their 30s as well as 40s before their severe illness. According to the doctors, the patients may not intentionally call 911 for medical assistance because they heard that hospitals already overwhelmed with COVID-19 cases. There is a developing evidence that the coronavirus infection can cause the blood to clot in rare ways due to which it creates strokes in the patients.
>“The virus seems to be causing increased clotting in the large arteries, leading to severe stroke.”
>The new CCPVirus appears to be causing sudden strokes in adults in their 30s and 40s who are not otherwise terribly ill, doctors reported.
>The Epoch Times (@EpochTimes) April 23, 2020
>A neurosurgeon at Mount Sinai Health System, Dr. Thomas Oxley, and his colleagues shared details of five patients they treated. All these five people were under the age of fifty and had mild symptoms of the coronavirus infection or experiencing no symptoms at all. Oxley told CNN that the deadly virus appeared to be causing bigger clotting in the large arteries, which may lead to severe stroke.

is this bullish?

>>18662268
I'll see you at $106 next Friday

whose this semen demon

Let's say right here right now we can determine that the bottom will be reached in 2021 April. So you have 365 of a decline with random spurs of increase.
What can you invest in to still make money? No shorting!
Bonds?
REIT'S?
TIPS?

>>18662305

>>18662440
kek, screencapped

>>18662400
>>18662359
Whites not having antibodies is a bad thing. We need to be exposed.

>>18661915
NEE

>>18662321
we will look back on this period and weep for the destruction we caused

>>18662441
Jon Najarian

>>18662449
>he thinks that a pleb like himself would have access to immortality medicine IF it comes in his lifetime

>>18662384
>mist

>>18662415
Why would they? They can buy oil for nothing and refine it

New thread Guys. We're about to hit the bump limit!
>>18662488
>>18662488
>>18662488
New thread Guys. We're about to hit the bump limit!
>>18662488
>>18662488
>>18662488

>>18662441
Kevin O'Leary

>>18662474
Not attracted to that face.

>>18662056
Nice pic bro, but your the only one who typed that

>>18662420
1 hr chart looks like the 5 minute chart yesterday afternoon.
>1. It dumps
>2. recovers between the 50% and 62% retrace
>3. then drops again to just above bottom of last drop
>4. rebounds about 50%
>5. dumps 125% of 1.

>>18662477
I never even claimed I was talking about myself kek'd, I said people with money will be able to pay for immortality which means the super rich. I know reading is hard but come on now

>>18662474
Mayli is hotter

>>18661544
MRO unironically

>>18662526
>heh I was only pretending to be retarded, gotcha

New thread lads
>>18662488
>>18662488
>>18662488

>>18662027
So it's too late to buy the black ones on here hypothetically, but if I buy the reds they have a chance of paying out?

>>18661544
NVAX.

>>18662666
no the black means the poster who made that image only owns the black ones, he has not yet bought red ones

color has nothing to do with divident payout on that

t. oldfag

>>18661898
The oscillating scissor penis movement matches the correlating corkscrew duck penis VIX. once the tips touch we will have a conatngo tango

>>18662441
He's from shark tank