/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18653080
>excepted

>>18653080
pathetic. as you take no pride in yourself and lie content in mediocrity, you accept handouts and reject hard work or cultivation of skills and talents. your culture, and nation are drained dry financially by the seas of greedy parasites like yourself, while third worlders and chinese bugmen make deals with globalists to tear down america and the values that built it. they recruit you to do the same. you fell for the lies of the virus, you fell for the lies of instant gratification, you fell for the lies of entitlements, and you swam to your literal and meta-existential death at the sound of a siren song promising just enough money to keep you stupid, greedy, and lacking in moral fiber. your birth, like millions of others was a curse on the country, the constitution, our virtues, and morality itself

>>18653246
The real parasites destroying the nation are getting trillions in handouts. Let the walmart cuck have his $720.

>>18653246
DUDE JUST WORK FOR MR NOSEBURG FOR 60 YEARS AND RETIRE WITH $800k IN YOUR ACCOUNT LMAO

>>18653080
What program is this?

>>18653080

Behind every avatar lurks a mentally deranged white man dreaming of becoming a trannie.

>>18653080
Based.

>>18653356
Its part of the CARES act Trump signed not to long ago to give states the option to offer people who do not qualify for normal unemployment benefits so they can still live. Its actually only $160 a wekk but they recently decided to up unemployment by $600 a week across the board for everyone and people in this program get it too. Its called PUA. See if your state offers it.

>>18653379
That includes you as well retard

>>18653390
*Tink *Tink *Nods head *Raises Glass

>>18653335
I wonder if that tripfag will say the same thing to Mr. Noseburg when he gets this year's billion dollar handout.

Can I take advantage of any of these offers if I still have a job?

>>18653412
I signed up for unemployment. Is the extra $600 automatic or do I have to sign up for it separately somewhere?

>>18653608
Probably not. When I was applying and every time I re certify it forces me to sign this thing saying I will be sued and go to jail if I'm lying or have a job so probably not. I wonder the odds I would actually be sued if I did or fucked up on a click or two.

>>18653626
It's automatic, I don't even have unemployment. This is just an off shoot program I got accepted for. It is still through the states unemployment site though and the process is the same. I get the Extra $600 and you do as well. It was a federal thing across the board for EVERYONE.

>still wagecucking in retail
>tired of exposure to coofers and other scum
>if I quit won't be eligible for Trudeaubux
>no degree or training
>15k in oil and 10k in cash saved
what do?

>>18653720
>15k in oil

Lmao

>>18653080
just make surr to answr "no" to the iob search question while lockdown is in effect

it is a trick question to check if you remain indoors and isolated like you are supposed to

you answer yes and they will cease your funds

>>18653664
Awesome, can't wait to get my first neet cheque. Thanks desu

>>18653864
Oh fuck, I might have said yes. But you can job search online. How would they know I'm going outside to find a job anyways?

Can I apply if I've never had a job or paid taxes but was looking for my first job in the month before lockdown started?

>>18653843
I bought after the first cash. Still well in the green.

>>18653720
Be born American instead, snownigger.

Holy fuck OP I love you. I had no idea I qualified for this. Fuck yeah. I can't believe a helpful post is on biz

>>18653246
That's all the economy is now. The Fed prints money & gives it to businesses & consumers. Its like socialism, only intended to squeeze value upwards. If you're trying to earn an "honest wage" or something you're basically just cattle. Even businesses don't produce value, they just find a way to get the government to bail them out for being "job creators" or some shit.

>>18653080
can you link to whatever you are taking about? what is PUA and what is the website

>>18653080
how do I do this
hook a fellow anon up please
I want to make video games

>>18655423
Google "pua yourstatehere how to apply", Im in nj and it was easy. I googled pua nj how to apply and it was the first link

>>18653720
fall asleep at work, hang in the restroom, be on your phone. get fired

would I qualify if I quit my job right now?

>>18653080
What state.

>>18653080
This

>>18655638
someone answer me this if so I will literally quit my job tomorrow

>>18655822
idek but i might just apply and im a neet

>>18655822
What state are you in?

>>18655937
tx

>>18653080
learn to English first

>>18653246
The game is rigged, boomer. Small businesses are going bankrupt and gobbled up by megacorps who will never fail due to infinite money and bailouts.

>>18653720
The rake is coming, leaf.

>>18653080
Wait is this real? Why is anyone still working in grocery stores, factories, farms, warehouse, etc? Most make about that much. Seems like we're asking for a complete collapse.

>>18656011
https://www.twc.texas.gov/news/unemployment-guidance-self-employed-contract-and-gig-workers

Read and see if that sounds worth it, if yes apply.

>>18653246
haha gubmint money go brrrrrrr

>>18653080
Based and inflationary pilled.

>>18653080
Lmao our society has literally no future.

Im getting more money on unemployment than I got giving 50 hours of my life each week to a corporation. This current paradigm is finished.

>>18655391
Corporate socialism is absolutely disgusting

>>18653246
You’re a good writer