/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18652663
thats a girl

>>18652663
to sage this thread and hit the r button
TAM

>>18652663
That's a girl

>>18652663
is man sirs?

>>18652663
i really want to cum buckets on its face

>>18652663
Buying link, and never selling

>>18652663
Chainlink

>>18652663
Vidt. Listing on Binance in 3 fucking days!!

>>18652690
No it's a girl

>>18652663
>dopamine running low
>curtains closed
>vitamin d depleted
>feeling the depression coming on
>need to think of another generic thread so i can post another tranny
>"What's the best trading decision you've made?"
>breathe a sigh of relief
>ten minutes pass
>the feeling has worn off
>feeling the depression coming on

>>18652663
Bitcoin, Ethereum then Chainlink

>>18652667
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>>18652827
that's a mentally ill man

>>18652723
Enough internet for today.

>>18652863
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>>18652663
Whats her boyfriend look like?

FOMO'd $4000 into Tesla 1 week ago when it was at $550 and was rising rapidly. By noon the next day I had almost $38,000 and like the supreme retard I am, lost $30,000 over the last 7 days in other gambles.

>>18652663
>What's the best trading decision you've made?
buying DGB at 59 sats and selling at 2000 sats

>>18652663
where can i find pics before he went on mones, very curious how well he passed prior to ruining his endocrine system

>>18652663
Been on this cursed website pretty much since the beginning and /biz/ is by far the funniest.

>>18652663
She's pretty

>>18653553
dont forget to pay those taxes since you cashed out on tesla
doesnt matter what you lost afterwards elsewhere in the market

thatll be 17k plus tip

>>18653834
Not how the American tax system works. You can literally write investment losses off your taxes.

>>18653834
That only works if you reinvest in the same stock you lost the money in within a certain period. Wash sale.

>>18653553
The math here doesn't add up. TSLA calls I'm assuming?

>>18652663
not trading with real money

Reselling the first Pokémon go tickets at 2000% upcharge and then getting my initial investment refunded because the event was a flop.

Easiest 10k Of my life.

>>18654109
Yeah, Tesla call options. For some reason, TSLA shot up to $740 between Monday and Tuesday last week and I managed to catch it as I was still seething from having lost $4K on BAC calls by holding over the weekend.

>>18654151
Tesla is a wild ride. Take a % of your profits and buy high yielding low default risk corporate bonds then keep yoloing the principal

>>18652663
Bet on Trump winning the election right after the "grab her by the pussy" stuff.

>>18652663
What's her name again

>>18654176
>junk bonds
>at this moment of capitalistic crisis

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>>18654176
Actually, scratch that, I'm dumb. You did not suggest junk bonds in your post.

>>18652663
I recognized early that there were 3 trading tiers, and a dogshit one.

1) Investor patricians. Make slow and steady gains year in and year out, rarely lose money
2) Swing and day traders. Gambling in penny stocks. Some times up or down 50%
3) Options Junkies. Sometimes huge gains. Mostly just lose your principal.
4) Crypto-currency losers. No market controls for fraud. Waste of time, winnings never materialize into real money.

Once you get to know the market, you can dabble in swings and options. It's not such a gamble anymore because you've been watching the company for years, and know with reasonable confidence of a move before it happens. Basically what I'm saying is that you can start at the top of the list, and go down and still make money. However if you start at the bottom and try to go up, you're just lunch for everyone else.

Yes, options are sexy right now, but the only people who consistently make money in them are boring patrician investors who know their stocks like children, and only grab the occasional put when it's sure thing to make some extra margin on a downward movement.

Stay safe, and remember that you can't lose what you don't put in.

>>18654285
that's a man

>>18652663
stop trading and hodl.
that was the best thing i ever did

>>18652663
I traded my roastie ex gf for a kind hearted gf with traditional values.

Best trade of my life. Honestly.

>>18652663
Bought around 23,000 chainlink at 29 cents. Got my dad to invest 50,000 dollars into chainlink around 30 cents for 185,000 chainlink.

>>18654285
Queen of biz