/biz/ - Business & Finance

Took muh job!

>>18650224
fucking wagies

its spelt 'cheque' point blank period know m sayin, bitch ass muthaphucka, ya heard? know m sayin! bitch ass nigga, fo sho. aiiight bet it is what it is yo

>>18650224
this fuckinhg webm never fails lmfao

>>18650224
fucking god this webm/gif/png is the most horrible thing i have ever seen
"Please sir, can you stop filming?"
>i need this fucking job, im going to night school and need to take care of my parents when theyre older because my brother stole from them
"Hahahah"
>i fucking hate people like this, taking care of my parents is key to our family moving on because the property they own is in a key area of gentrification in my city, and if i can just delay them having to sell the place as long as possible ill have my shot at generational wealth
"Omg look at this faggot"
>i really hope my boss doesn't come by, i just wish people were honest, just buy the picture or dont

unironically i do get luls from the wagie, but fucking god what an existence. meanwhile, mfw discretionary leave, essentially unlimited vacation. taking a week off to do consultant work on the side. just ordered food. was out earlier today and gave $20 to a homeless person because they were fucking // skinny //. i dont even normally give money to hobos et al.
real talk anons, be grateful for what you have. invest the rest.

>>18650224

>>18650224
>AMERICAN DREAM

You are gonna be in a world of hurt come october.

>>18650224
If they automate without UBI there's going to be tons of mass shooting. Americans don't know what to do with themselves.

If I got laid off due to Chink Flu I would be making the same amount of money that I make going into my thankless piece of shit job every day

>>18650435
Some people are making even more. Imagine having to leave $20+ an hour level unemployment for a 15 dollar an hour job where you actually have to work? LOL

>>18650435
>>18650493
I don't really understand this though, don't you have to prove every week that you're searching for a job in order to continue to qualify for unemployment?

>>18650224
What is on those screens that he needs to hide so much?

>>18650527
>don't you have to prove every week that you're searching for a job
The trick is to just apply for positions that you're way under-qualified for and ask for a completely unreasonable salary

>>18650224
who's got the janny edit?

>>18650224
What am I looking at?

>>18650527
My clown state waived the job search requirement.

https://labor.hawaii.gov/ui/main/unemployment-benefits-apply-now/

>$630 per week in unemployment for 26 weeks.
>+$600 per week from the CARES act for 13 weeks.
>$1200 from trumpbux.
>$645 per month from SNAPS (food stamps).

So $29,250 for 6 months of NEETing

>>18650607
clown money gonna be worthless in no time

>>18650607
This post makes waging physically hurt

>>18650607
So a dumpster fire loft in the worst part of pearl city and a couple take out boxes? Nice

>>18650607
wtf i love hawaii now

Is it true that mainlanders are forever hated and ostracized?

>>18650224
Guys, how do I make a business where autists will defend to the death stuff like this? Guy is militant about protecting the bottom line.

>>18650791
Make it something autists identify with, like a pony-themed apparel line

>>18650664
Governor Ige has suspended evictions and forclosures. I also didnt even mention all the Section 8 gibs.

>>18650698
Yes that sounds about right.

But about 40% of the population is military, and another 20% is rich Californians & Asians that pump up real estate.

The best part about COVID-19 is the redpills its dropping on locals. Something that happens often but doesn't get attention is all the homeless people from the mainland coming here to live off the gibs. One nigress from Arizona or some shit flew here and bragged online about how she evaded the 14-day mandatory quarantine for visitors. Local homeless people got pissed and reported her to the police. She got arrested and sent back.

https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2020/04/17/mainland-woman-arrested-allegedly-violating-day-quarantine/

Some 10-20 homeless people per day arrive here and are now getting sent straight back, with a $5000 fine and debt from the plane ticket.

>>18650403
I like this one

>>18650224
That's was a very beautiful speech anon and I agree. We have reached peak productivity and it's time for UBI

>>18650940
lmao

>>18650574
>>18650529
Roller coaster takes your pic as u ride then they try to sell you overpriced photo prints at these retarded kiosks. They preview the pics on screens so you can decide if u want to buy and so people just film the screen for free

>>18650968
I don't even understand why anyone would want that picture. I can't exactly see framing it and hanging it somewhere in the house. There are a lot better options than that.

>>18651035

>>18651068
This is more of a reaction image material. Not framed photo material as funny as it is.

>>18650926
I thought homelessness was already illegal in hawaii precisely because it'd cause all the human garbage to flock there

>>18650380
>meanwhile, mfw discretionary leave, essentially unlimited vacation. taking a week off to do consultant work on the side
You are unironically just as bad off as the wagie. You fell for the system hook line and sinker and the only thing giving you a feeling of superiority over others come at the whim of your higher ups. The moment you fuck up everything will be taken from you and you will be in the same boat as the faggot in OP.

>>18650940
kek

>>18650607

Lol I got a brother out there who just bought a 2br condo. It was $500k. Hawaii prices are insane. How anyone who isn't rich can live there is mysterious

>>18650224
damn all Americans bought Kleros already?

>>18653473
Isn't that the pump-and-dump scam that was all over the news the other day?

>>18650940
>>18650403
nice roman salute my friend

OP's being ironic but yea there are a lot of my make work low productivity jobs.

There are still many important jobs in economy that holds everything together though. Like ~250 guys alternating three shifts can work a warehouse that supplies grocery stores that sell to 3 million people. Certain sectors like the food industry have gotten incredibly productive per worker. It's partly why oil is negative and farmers are dumping milk and eggs...
The people who work these jobs have a raw deal but they can support people who do absolutely nothing.