/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18647507
>stockings
Yeah boy. That's the generic fetish we all know and love

Why would we go to war now? Trump is based and got me out of Afghanistan early lmao.

trump will bomb saudi ghawar oil complex tomorrow and make it look like it was iran

BUY TVIX
>BUY TVIX
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REEEEEEEEE WHY IS SPY GOING BACK UP

>>18647528
how much was the peak and what did you do?

>3/26 - 3.31mm jobless, S&P +6.24%, Dow +6.38%

>4/02 - 6.87mm jobless, S&P +2.28%, Dow +2.24%

>4/09 - 6.62mm jobless, S&P +1.45%, Dow +1.21%

>4/16 - 5.24mm jobless, S&P +0.58%, Dow +0.12%

>4/23 - 4.43mm jobless, S&P -0.04%, Dow +0.18%

Jerome's printers are slacking

Oil stonks go back down ;(

https://youtu.be/TU-MYe0SL9Q
post market appropriate music

Guys, I want to sell my OTM puts when they become ITM puts this time. And at this rate, I'm going to by next week.

I'm an oil man.

>>18647557
-0.17 post
-0.25 futures

I'm ready for tomorrow

>>18647588
When I make it, I'm going to dress like Plainview

>>18647564
> Continuing my work
Thank you anon, you saved me from doing it

>>18647557
Because fug u that's why.

RATE MY STACK:

PENN
CHDN
AEO
CROX
CNK
TSE:CTC.A
TSE:LB
CCL
AAL
RTX

>>18647310
It doesn't look like it's from kancolle but I'll check anyway. Thanks anon.

>>18647537
Thank you for your service.

>>18647577
Who gives a shit if youre long?

>>18647584
if you turn this up to 1.25x speed it sounds like a fever dream

>>18647589
the game of the bear is patience, dear BoboChad.

The bear is deadly, but he chooses to hibernate. Winter is over. We shall reign.

>>18647528
options?

feels good being cash gang bros

>>18647559
>>18647546
>>18647555
>>18647571
I'll go back but it's actually a wsb image I saw today. Here's the link to the thread: https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/g6pmji/for_the_first_time_in_my_life_i_feel_at_home/

>>18647588
If I say I'm a puts man you will agree

>>18647589
Futures don't open until 6pm, this really needs to be added to the OP along with some info on the bullshit CFD trading that people obsess about over the weekend.

should i sell my bags and take a 70 dollar loss for today? yesterday i sold and jerome ended up pumping it

You never expected it, did you? Heh.
Your own invention, your own weapons used against you. I guess you failed to realize it, even after trying so hard.
You're priced in, Jerome.

>>18647623
Gud snibs

>>18647625
>Futures don't open until 6pm, this really needs to be added to the OP along with some info on the bullshit CFD trading that people obsess about over the weekend.
Futures are open between 4:30 and 5pm

>>18647611
I hope that it applies to my 5/1 240 puts

For me, it’s /demon-girl/

>>18647589
BASED BOBRO. I bought some SPY puts when the drop started today

>>18647507
Holding onto my spxs hoping to regain the %50 of my portfolio lost holding SQQQ like a retard.

It was exactly 1 month of Jeromes printer pump today ...

Thats 1 whole month of dread i have been in

>>18647390
Based newfag, why can't more be like you?

>>18647596
Needs BAM

>>18647611
you will need a lot of patience for this one Bobo

>>18647588
We need these men well rested to bring in this well. They can't get that if they're up here listening to your gospel, and then the well can't produce and blow gold all over the place

last two digits of this post is how many points the s&p gaps down when we re-open the economy tomorrow. and by economy i mean the stock market because they're the same thing.

Man, JCP continues to bring in the dough!

>>18647627
Yeah next time I'll add market hours, good idea anon

>FUTURES BLOOD RED
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>>18647613
I hope that’s real, but it’s probably not because you can’t post on 4chins after you kill yourself

>>18647638
Specifically they are open all day until 4:15 then close for 15 minutes to 4:30 then open until 5 then close until 6 where they are open until the next day at 4:15
>t. has lost a lot of money on /ES

Anyone else tempted to buy this INTC dumpening??

>>18647102
Ultra crab.

LLY, REGN, and JNJ are absolutely killing it.
Opened a KO spread because why not.

>>18647564
Where can i get these unemployment claim numbers? Ironic how it doesnt seem stocks are taking into account all those who were unemployed prior to this tallying. We're probably at minimum 25% - 30% true unemployment at this point. Considering how the statistics are done it's easily in favor of showing a lower number than actual.

>>18647659
>tfw just added another $25k to my Wilshire 5000 index

no pls

>>18647661
I bought JCP and AMC and WLL
They are my biggest winners
The key is to act like you are retarded

JESUS CHRIST FRANCE

PMI 11.2??????

>>18647507
>deep red ID
Its over Friday....

>>18647617
Go back you fucking faggot

>>18647647
Jesus, I've been edgy about this rally, but if you feel sick about your stock picks, something is wrong.

>>18647588

>>18647703
Everything is fine you dumby. Dont you listen to the TV people?

>>18647614
Based
>>18647617
fuck off redditnigger

>>18647617
fucking leave

>>18647643
Based succuchad

>>18647554
somebody know the name of that chick?

>>18647669

e-thots are getting into stocks and are buying the dip right now, you know what this means...

Any WWEchads?

>>18647709
>>18647724
>>18647732
I am shame. Believe me I hate that place and their stupid cuck """jokes""" but I can't not go for the loss porn

>>18647752
Kelly Wang
Kelly Balthazar
https://www.instagram.com/jiayiwang_inkart/?hl=en

>>18647596
>no apa
its like you dont want to WIN WIN WIN

>>18647647
you have iron hands absolutely based

>>18647554
context for a newfag please? i reverse google searched and it searched for friendship kek

>>18647759
Somebody post the pokimane tweet image.

Can any leafs provide insight on how good Wealthsimple trade is? Is it better than commission brokers? Will trading a lot of US stocks cost me more than commissions?

https://tbe.com/news_and_events/press_release_view/tbe-receives-raytheons-5-star-award-for-outstanding-service-and-partnership

TDY RTX meme partnership?

Can't wait for this to dump under 250 so I can load up like no tomorrow.

>>18647759
yes

>>18647777
Google her name + facialabuse

>>18647638
That’s after hours trading

USO plz go up tomorrow

how many JCP shares for a make-it stack?


>>18647759
it means buy calls on LULU

>>18647777
The guy on the right was a vice president of Goldman Sachs. The girl on the left is his daughter.

She got famous on 4chan because days after turning 18 she went full whore and did 3 Facial Abuse videos.

She also got kicked out of college for selling drugs.

Then her dad had to buy the rights to her porn from Facial Abuse and hire a company to repeatedly file DMCA requests on various forums and porn hosting sites to get it scrubbed from the internet.

Her dad I think also got her back into college.

Now he is dead.

>>18647713
This is my first depression in the stock market ... I didnt know the rallys lasted so long ...
But next plunge i am riding the wave back up and on the way down.

Its all timimg and i think i got it this time ..

Or else i am financially ruind

>>18647554
I don’t care about how retarded her life choices are, I’d let her practice on me with her skills as a classically trained pianist.

Besides, 1/4 azn is godtier.

>>18647840
Based hapa/quarter chink chad

>>18647830
My plan:

quadrouple my money on TVIX and then start acquiring UPRO to ride the economy back up while reading investing books

>>18647703
France should just declare bankrupcty altogether, pack all the immigrants on welfate to ships and sail them to africa and then switch
euro to french franc and start all over building the nation.

>>18647800
was it just oral?

>>18647775
I stopped paying taxes so i figure i will try to write it off next year if i lose all my money and if the irs presses me then i will just take forever to pay them what i owe them.

>tfw couldve bought wwe calls but lost all my capital on oil calls

>>18647858
No, he literally raped her face with brutality and by the time he fucked her, there were red marks all over her body from literally being hit the entire time

>>18647813
The guy said futures were "closed". They are not. Besides, after hours for futures doesn't mean much since trading is worldwide and plenty of Jap, Aussie, Euro fags trade US futures so overnight spreads are still tight and volume is still pretty good. Matter of fact there is more movement in the overnight session than the day so making some kind of distinction like overnight hours don't count or something is flawed thinking

How did he know???

>>18647868

>>18647830
Same boat. Luckily I started shorting in January when China started quarantining. But it sucks losing unrealized gains

Is KOS just a meme that I got played on or does it actually have potential?

>>18647767
thanks

>the most retarded shit keeps mooning for no reason and I can't buy into it because my brain tells me it's fucking retarded
how do I turn off my brain and FOMO into WWE

>>18647818
Based thots. Based LULU
I made so much money on those asshugging yoga pants last year. I should buy some LULU again

Can anyone provide insight on the immediate post close dumps?

For example, the INTC dump after close -- are these privileged institutions that agree not to dump during the trading day?

>>18647872
w-what

How can a normie like myself get access to futures or after hours?

>>18647868
It was a great scene

>>18647847
Unironically thinking about buying into bitcoin after riding spxs up and the economy bottoming out in a few months

>>18647643
same
https://nhentai.net/g/309723/

>>18647507
This market is about to be fucked the next 3 months. Buy gold and sleep good for 3 months.

>>18647822
holy fuck, imagine being vp of GS and having a whore druggie daughter.
He must have given negative fucks

>>18647885
WWE is undervalued rn, theyre a mess internally but they have retarded tv revenue

in this clown market it's going to go up 5% tomorrow

>>18647868
gonna need a mirror

I'm very confused.
I bought Intel stocks at 59$ because I was sure their earnings would be the best Q1 ever.
I WAS RIGHT!
Stock is down to 56$...

Am I stupid? What did I miss? How do I solve this mess? Will it go up on opening so I can cut some losses?

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/zoom-stock-price-jumps-after-company-added-millions-users-coronavirus-2020-4-1029124065
Time to short ZM?

>>18647878
Biz bear posters made me shoot my load too early. I feel ashamed at how much you bros mean to me

>>18647858
He beat the fuck out of her, it was like rough in a bad way. You can probably find it on anon-v or xvideos. She married some leddit looking guy and is a pianist now, also still hot.

>>18647919
i wonder what his wife looked like

>>18647944
apple announced that they were going to make their own processors, i think that’s one of the main reasons they’re we’re down

>>18647944
Apple said no more intel chips
Still good company
DCA in after the crash

>>18647822
A tale as old as time. Just beautiful.

>>18647912
Not wanting a bunch of awoos.
Also Alma Elma is so bland.

Remember to perform the daily after hours workout to avoid those tight muscles and burn hamburger meal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Goo0g_zmFBY

>PTE expected to reach 9x gains

>>18647959
must have been some high end hooker or something

>>18647959
She was a chink, so she looked like all the other chinks in the world.

>>18647919
> Given negative fucks
> Spent fortune trying to scrub her porn from the internet
> Spent another small fortune getting her back into college
> That photo of them was clearly well after the porn
Seems the polar opposite to me

>>18647944
You were stupid for not shorting if you thought it was gonna do well on earnings.

My mutual funds is on the rise again. Looks like the crashing is over now :)

>>18647944
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/intel-stock-falls-after-report-says-apple-plans-to-debut-its-own-mac-chips-in-2021-2020-04-23

>>18647974
imagine being a father and having to buy the legal rights to your only child's porn

Should I go in on SOXL at 114 or will it drop more tomorrow?

>>18647983
She’s half chink silly so she was probably cute

>>18647919
>>18647822
Work ALL your life to make it
A woman comes along and fucks it up in a year
I almost wish I was gay. Woman are a scourge.

>>18647975
bland or not, I like her anyway. awoos aren't bad at all though.

>>18647822
>Western women

>>18647994
Hot

>>18648002
>Work ALL your life to make it
You didn't know he was half-jewish and his dad got him into GS because he worked there?

>>18647944
Anon, I was in the same boat.
Somebody dumped 2.1 Million (!) shares right at close & pre-market to set the narrative.

>>18647999
Hapas are among the most hideous creatures to walk the face of this planet

>>18648002
wtf you dont have to marry or have kids you can just fuck.

>>18647985
he had to clean up her mess after the fact because he was associated publically.
It's all PR after shit floats up to top of pool.

>>18647977
>biopenny memer
>"ITLL MOON THIS TIME"
>company announces some incremental progress
>has to issue more shares, liquidating the gains
Every time
Be gone biobag holder

>>18648017
Do you know anyone in an important position at any of the big banks?

>>18647985
She probably threatened to accuse him of molestation unless he fixed her mistakes.

why are bioc such incompetant fucks

>>18647965
Apple is still crabbing a bit

>>18647965
>>18647972
>>18647993
that shit was floating around for months now and was pretty much an accepted thing aside from Applel's announcement.
Also, we already knew this during trading day, and most of dump seems to have happened after close

Im convinced RTX will just continue to crab until the plane industry goes back to normal

>>18647985
what do I even search to find that vid

>>18648054
By acquaintance.

>>18648009
may I interest you in draco centauros from puyopuyo? genki dragon girl.

>>18647994
Honestly I was feeling kind of depressed and then this got brought back up because he died and now I cannot stop smiling about how this dead guy probably saw the videos where his daughter was forcibly throated for 200 bucks.

>>18647965
Apple is such a shitty company. If you ever want proof against Libertarianism just point out how Apple charges people more for products with less features and bad specs but is one of the richest companies out there because they have a cool futuristic design.

>>18648032
You're wrong, but aight.

>>18648106
Do you think he ever looked at her the same way again?

>>18647994
Hot desu

>>18647879
Great potential if it can survive the next few months.

>>18648108
Generally they run smooth too. People want devices that are slick. It’s a simple value add but nobody else was doing it and also advertising that they were doing it.

>>18648093
Only one I know is one of the smartest people I went to school with, 100% on the sats on the first try, perfect scores on all the AP’s and SAT2s, and an excellent beer pong player.

>>18648084
i don't think it is as tied to the airline industry as you think, RTX is directly tied to the airforce while i'm assuming you are talking about commercial travel

>>18647976
why do you have so many picture of anime girls eating hamburgers?

>>18647953
what's their P/E?

>>18648021
Kek seethe more Tenda

>>18648108
they charge premium because of their walled garden ecosystem and the fashion accessory appeal of their products which worked better when there were no midrange iphones.

>>18647965
People think Apple processors will suck ass? They wont. Plus the ARM architecture will be waaaaay more efficient on Apple OS and the battery. So you can expect a serious jump in battery life and power. It might mean you can’t run dual boot shenanigans anymore but that’s too early to call I’m sure someone will come up with a solution — Apple itself probably will.

>>18648142
2000 :)

Why the fuck did AMD go down? Is it the cup and handle shit?

>>18647976
anon, the gym has been closed and it's really fucked with me. I was used to predominantly cardio on a frequent basis and switched over to only strength on limited basis

>>18648167
>people are surprised things are going down during a depression
Bearish?

>>18648165
LMFAOOOOO

>>18648140
60% of RTX's income is Pratt and Collins, that's why it's such an interesting play. The defense segment can more than float the company indefinitely, but there's huge upside as airliners start ordering planes again.

>>18647944
Intel is an incompetent company that was riding on a quasi monopoly that is all but over. They will be around especially if they continue getting government contracts but the loss of Apple is a big loss for them going forward.

>>18648134
Don't delude yourself into thinking they are all like that. Most people are actually pretty dumb and degenerate.

>>18647597
Are you referring to this?:
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2782007

>>18647994
what a fucking degenerate society
imagine raising a whore druggie daughter, holy fuck

>>18648103
she's cute, I like the outfit

Guys I wanna talk to you about an undervalued stock: SALT

solid P/E, solid market cap. With an increase in shipping this can only go up. Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime investment

>>18648181
Yeah it is, retail has been spending a ton of money on stocks and are gonna sell them at a loss when they panic during a red day, which will make algos dump harder etc.

Rate my options, if you dare. I also have a lot in Lowe’s $99 Calls expiring May 8th in my second account.

Also what are your thoughts on tons of new investors entering the markets?

>>18647588
There will be blood.

>>18648123
No he probably stopped molesting her in her teens. She didn't just do violent throat porn for no reason.

New Thread
>>18647530
>>18647530
>>18647530
>>18647530

>>18648167
because intel is projecting lower profits, and its likely amd will as well

>>18648232
>a company with actual revenue
SELL SELL
REBALANCE INTO TSLA AND UBER

>>18648232
>so you see, babe, whenever you see a stock ticker that's a complete word, like salt, you buy it. I've been using that crayon set you got me to draw lines on the screen whenever I pull up the chart.

>>18647965
>apple announced that they were going to make their own processors
They are down too!
AMD is down
NVDA is down

>>18648241
>She didn't just do violent throat porn for no reason.
"Stick it to rich Daddy" is enough reason for women to do really, really stupid shit

>>18648242
What? Fuck off baggie

>>18648002
it's really your failure as a parent to have a drug whore as a daughter. He could have stopped the slide real quick by properly raising her like a proper elite offspring to take over the estate

Instead he let her off the leash into degenerate society to the point where he had to wipe her shit off his face.

>>18647931
Companies with bad fundamentals will go up. Companies with good fundamentals will go down.

>>18648242
kill yourself baggie jesus christ

>>18648262
Women are easy to understand. This is how they work
>don't care about what they're doing but care about the social context of it
>that means they'd rather be seen reading a book than reading a book for the pure practical purpose, so people think they're smart
>if she likes you, she will do nice things for you not because they are good to do, but because it will make you like her back
>if she hates you, she will do things to fuck you over and has no moral qualms about it because she doesn't like you and wants to hurt you

Women have very little integrity. They really just care about being liked more than personal character development.

>>18648184
Yeah i expect it to crab 62-66 for awhile unless we actually do go to war which i dont see happening but who knows

>>18648203
Certainly possible.
But don’t delude yourself into thinking it’s all retards getting into cushy jobs because nepotism. Someone’s gotta get the work done.

>>18648262
True

>>18648260
Sector ETFs do this shit all the time. Creates some great buying opportunities sometimes.

>>18647822
He was her little princess. Kek

5/1 240 puts

>WSB
>retarded play
>biz
>that might actually work out

Who's in the wrong?

>>18647864
FUCKKKKKKK

>>18648167
MOY STONKS GO DOWN? THIS CANT BE!!! MR RABBI FIX IT!!!

>>18648293
fundamentals have always lost to someone closing their eyes and imagining a 'story'

>>18648341
For what stock you fucking degenerate

>finished the trading day up $13
>now eating tendies and fries with coke

how jealous are you/10?

>>18648341
people say to always do the opposite of /biz/, but you really ALWAYS want to do the opposite of wsb. good luck.

>>18648368
SPY. It reflects the S&P500

>>18648312
thanks, I'm going to puke, fuck this gay world.

We're all in here, well within bump limit, having a good conversation about a rich guy's whore daughter and some faggot fucking nigger has to go and split the thread. Absolutely disgusting.

>>18648368
just looking at the strike i'd say SPY.

>>18648375
These kikes have no clue what God is. God damned psyopped boomers..

>>18648321
>somebody has to get the work done
Yes but these people are actually filtered out at most companies and organizations which leads to them basically being a paper tiger. You can look at the recent leaks from Valve to see what happened over there, and there wasn't even any nepotism that I know of.

See, this is why you should just buy drugs and precious metals and make money trading the market, like me. You don't have to deal with busy-bodies.

>>18647931
literally COOF?

>>18648368
SPY you nigger

>>18648379
IDK man, I'm holding the same position, and the retard that lost his 150k$ holds it too
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/g6r6j9/after_turning_150000_into_0_i_have_officially

MRO will pay off biggly in 7 more months. Winter will be in full force. Thank of all that natural gas and oil being sucked out... Be sitting nice and toasty warm watching TV while your wealth just keeps piling up..

>>18648416
what's the potential return on a 5/1 240 put?

>>18648184
>>18648319
RTX chads why aren't we breaking past $65 I was promised a total war. A war to change all wars fought before it. A war that would make me rich and no longer poor.

>>18648430
That depends on the price you bought the put for and how far, if at all, SPY is below that price

>>18648401
>precious metals
As long as you’re talking about gold and platinum, and not some shitty industrial metal, then maybe you’re doing ok.

But you should be buying stocks like JNJ and KO for lifetime gains. Hope you’re putting money away in that Roth IRA, and collecting those tax-free divvies.

>>18647507
Bobo did me dirty
but not too dirty
i'm down 2%

>>18648017
>he was half-jewish
Now that's some karma.

>>18647915
Gold is gonna crash with it genius

>>18648386
I picked up a SPY 278P today once the drop started, hoping we see 275 tomorrow

>>18647822
>Then her dad had to buy the rights to her porn from Facial Abuse
I wonder how much that company got out of him, probably millions for something she did for free.

>>18648471
>pay us for fucking your daughter and beating the shit out of her on tape

>>18648158
I wonder who's on the port train to jump from x86 to whatever Applel is building. Wonder what compatibility and performance details will look like

>>18648334
Lmao. I get the feeling he didnt even scold her for it. Disgusting.

>>18648375
I don't know what's worse, Trump declaring that he has issued an order to do things we were already doing as if it's new, or the retards that fall for the bait and pretend those things are now going to destroy the world.

>>18647822
fug... i need a link now

>>18648432
The way i look at it RTX will moon one way or another 1.commercial and business travel goes somewhat back to normal 2.war tensions escalate 3.trump beats biden. Even if none of this happen anytime soon its about a safe a bet in this clown market

>>18648364
lol smelliot waves

>>18648471
kek, I'm sure copies still exist. poor fucker, he shoulda known once it's online it's there forever.

>>18648471
>he was jewwed by even filthier jews
The absolute kek of it all. This just makes me so happy. I might even just jerk it out to the video as a tribute. You can't just erase that shit.

Unrelated to stocks, but you guys should get a breville machine. They're pretty good for coffee.

I got the 870xl Barista Express. Top-tier

>>18648211
No, it was this
>>18646692
Thanks though anon.

>>18647983
Racist

>>18648483
you forgot to add:
>because she asked us to
>because she specifically requested us to do this

>>18648575
Retard

>>18648554
yeah you can find it really easily on bing.
search for "Amelia Wang face bash"
she's a perfect toilet.

>>18648575
yes

>>18648563
I have a toaster oven by them. Damn good it is.

>>18648552
it'll never stop bothering me that literal math like the moving average of price or volume is considered on the same level as astrology-tier shit like elliot waves and fibb retracements and chart patterns. unreal.

Damn the DOW couldnt even muster up the courage to close out on triple green digits, only a pitiful 39.

Is the facade over?

>>18648575
First day?

>>18648575
>anno domini currere
>not being racist

>>18648430
-fees to (infinity-fees)

>>18648010
shes half-chinese

>>18648563
Anon... I don't know how to tell you, but they're absolute trash for real coffee. You're american aren't you?

https://youtu.be/w8-cjd5cdIU

>so glad the son of a Jew had his daughter facefucked
Imagine the life this rich bastard lived before he got DAUGHTERED. I bet he travelled the globe and fucked all the finest courtesans.

>>18648575
give it time

>>18648563
i got a technivorm moccamaster a couple of years ago and never looked back. great machine. delicious coffee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqj1uw9LmVY

>>18648625
>chart patterns
buying(selling) into the trend works man. Higher(lower) highs and higher(lower) lows is an ironclad way to spot the trend. Just set a good stop right before the previous high(low) and when your trade takes off, change to a trailing stop that's in profit. You will make money most of the time and if you're using futures you can pack on the leverage and make a lot of money

>>18648598
ty fren

>>18648575
ahem... FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK CHINKS, FUCK JEWS, FUCK MUSLIMS AND FUCK JANNIES

>>18648654
Breville is Australian. How are they bad for coffee?

Mine has an adjustable grinder, manual tamper, and a pressure gauge. I mean yeah you can get a super fancy grinder for $1k but this is pretty pretty good.

Even other companies are copying their aluminum style now.

>>18647822
>Now he is dead.
the thot won

>>18648685
basado

>>18648654
Enlighten me anon

>>18648690
Press 4 to pour out some 40

>>18648236
>anything but SPY puts or GLD cals

>>18648598
>being a good bro: the post

>>18648494
It just confirmed that all women are whores to him, even his little princess. He then could die in peace knowing women cannot be saved from themselves

MOMMY, MILKIES NOW!!!

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/teledyne-tdy-beats-q1-earnings-142502443.html?.tsrc=rss

Sweet.

>>18648705
'fo

>>18648677
a trend isn't a chart pattern, anon. a head and shoulders or cup and handle, THOSE are chart patterns.

>>18647507
That ID
>Just
>Red
Bobo confirmed a winner in the end. Bulls about to get fucking rekt

I bought $16 Snapchat puts and am gonna make so much $$$ tomorrow.m can’t fucking wait

>>18648778
>a head and shoulders or cup and handle, THOSE are chart patterns
Oh okay. Yeah, those are bullshit

5/01 $2500 AMZN calls. Based or retarded?

Also, is Tesla going to keep correcting down, or will we see a jump after Q1 results + oil crisis driving demand for electric vehicles?

>>18648778
You forgot "life support shut off"

GOOGLE TO CUT MARKETING BUDGET IN HALF, FREEZE HIRING - CNBC
>GOOGLE TO CUT MARKETING BUDGET IN HALF, FREEZE HIRING - CNBC
GOOGLE TO CUT MARKETING BUDGET IN HALF, FREEZE HIRING - CNBC
>GOOGLE TO CUT MARKETING BUDGET IN HALF, FREEZE HIRING - CNBC
GOOGLE TO CUT MARKETING BUDGET IN HALF, FREEZE HIRING - CNBC
>GOOGLE TO CUT MARKETING BUDGET IN HALF, FREEZE HIRING - CNBC
GOOGLE TO CUT MARKETING BUDGET IN HALF, FREEZE HIRING - CNBC
>GOOGLE TO CUT MARKETING BUDGET IN HALF, FREEZE HIRING - CNBC
GOOGLE TO CUT MARKETING BUDGET IN HALF, FREEZE HIRING - CNBC
>GOOGLE TO CUT MARKETING BUDGET IN HALF, FREEZE HIRING - CNBC
GOOGLE TO CUT MARKETING BUDGET IN HALF, FREEZE HIRING - CNBC
>GOOGLE TO CUT MARKETING BUDGET IN HALF, FREEZE HIRING - CNBC
GOOGLE TO CUT MARKETING BUDGET IN HALF, FREEZE HIRING - CNBC
>GOOGLE TO CUT MARKETING BUDGET IN HALF, FREEZE HIRING - CNBC

MEOW MEOWERS

When did you realize /biz/-threads are just like real markets - a constant fight between Bobo and mumu

>>18648805
cheap oil means less demand for EVs and low auto demand is gonna hurt them, want another chance to load up in the 400s

I never come here, mostly browse tv, so there must have been a mixup somewhere but I’m getting Trudeau dollars from the covid thing but I’m still working full time earning a salary. I had the idea of investing it into Air Canada stocks, all said and done it’ll be $8000 by July. Are there any other stocks I should consider?

>>18648821
OH FUG

Google is a classic cash burner watch out for future homeless YouTubers lmao

>>18648591
Racists are retards

>>18648837
I'm a mu-bo-mu.
W shaped recovery bro or W + V if the Fed takes too long backing off infinite QE

>>18648821
Did they cut Stadia yet?
It's not a happening if they don't pull the plug on Stadia

>>18648630
9th year

>>18648842
Crox

>>18648655
More likely he travelled the globe passing out in all the finest opium dens.

>>18648842
>from the covid thing

Redpill me on this covid thing you speak of

>>18648842
Only put 1k into air canada, since you're canadian buy BAM, listed on the TSE and one of the largest asset managers
https://www.brookfield.com/

>>18648778

>>18648858
yep.
>he's such a redditior he doesn't know about the bell curve

>>18648687
Only americans can possibly think breville machines make good coffee. The BES870XL is the only one that even makes espressos in the first place, the others do some really sad contraption that tries to mimic espresso, and you'd literally get a better brew out of a nespresso.
La Pavoni machines are the best and cimbali are good too, but they're deservedly expensive. Olympia Express make good machines too, but manual.
If you're broke, forget about espressos, get a good stainless steel moka pot. Unless you have a heirloom coffee grinder, then look for a delonghi. They all make espressos, and even their cheaper options make decent ones. Quite unlike the brevilles. Don't bother if you can't afford a quality grinder though.

>>18648821
Bullish! Google will pump 10% tomorrow!

>>18648894
:(

>>18648858
Nigger

>>18648293
That's not even clownish, bad companies will go up because they'll get the government gibs first. Try keeping up, it's already happening.

>>18648860
Everybody has mumu and Bobo in them. When you sell you are a Bobo when you buy you are a mumu.

Will whiting petroleum keep pumping for a while?

>>18647822
wow
i bet daddy had a hard on watching those videos
>oh yes goyim, put those six gorillons gallons of cum on my ddaughter's face

>>18648858
you're just colorblind

>>18648821
extremely bullish

>>18648924
Kek

>>18648919
duality of man.

>>18648876
Why only 1k, I looked into BAM and it doesn’t look as appealing. I should add, that I might have to put back the entire 8k I’m being given, so I’m looking for the highest 1 year gain.

>>18648924
This colorblindness doesn't seem to have any downside

Huh, looks like Intel reported their earnings.

>>18648998
Go take a walk in a majority black neighborhood.

NO NO NO NO NO I JUST BOUGHT CALLS YESTERDAY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK STOP IT STOP IT HELP ME!!!!!!!!!

>>18648998
well of course it wouldn't seem to because you can't see it, dummy.

9 minutes until futures

>>18649011
This so much this

>>18648894
You're full of yourself, the BES870XL is great for home use.

>>18648986
How does Brookfield not look appealing? They beat the market by a huge margin and you don't have to pay exchange fees. Airlines took 5 years to recover after 9/11, you're gambling if you go all in ryanair. Also what's your story with the 8k? Don't gamble with money you need, we could be going into a long recession.

>>18648998
What kind of neighborhood do you live in?

>>18648894
>Don't bother if you can't afford a quality grinder though.
Hario Skerton. Remove the handle. Thread on 10mm nut. Attach 10mm socket to drill. You now have a more durable power grinder than anything sold for less than 200 bucks.

>>18649011
Always carry some cash to throw away at them. No guarantee that they won't still beat the shit out of him though.

I told myself I was done last week, but bought more puts at close. Now, I'm buying more puts tomorrow on a peak.

Trump talking about virus in hot, humid and a lot of sunlight.

Bad news for you. Singapore is exploding rn

>>18649059
What companies?

>>18648962
what about coco?

>>18647647
I'm holding a little SQQQ just to get out when shit finally dumps and counterbalance whatever short term positions I am holding
>>18647688
it's not retarded if it's a short term strat.

>>18649041
I’m still making my normal salary. The 8k is just extra money I really don’t need.

>>18649060
Man that’d really suck if the virus was actually deadly.

>>18647944
AMD came out with threadripper processors, and their pricing cant be beat, im bullish long on AMD.

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>>18649093
Well, that's what I thought until my healthy ~30 yo friend was in ICU

>>18649084
Right now I have various SPY puts as I feel it's easier to say the whole market will be down versus any particular stock, but I also have 1 DIS contract, and am looking at BA but might wait until closer to earnings, might just start DCAing into a position. A lot of this depends on futures, and premarket.

>>18649090
Never hold SQQQ long term.

>>18649092
Ok, thought this was a loan from a family member or something.
This is my thesis on it.

BAM is gonna fucking kill it with oaktree, they bought them expecting distressed debt last year and what do you know. Not to mention they hold shit that is incredibly resistant to market conditions. Their largest weakness is malls, which make up a fraction of their business and they can easily subsidize them. They make money off rent, not sales. And if you think massive buildings in the middle of cities will just go empty, lol. And even if malls all went out of business. BAM would barely move. They're poised to take charge of the asset management space with oaktree and ride the wave of a flight to safety when people realize alternative assets are where it's at. Not to mention their excellent investments in cash flowing energy and renewable infrastructure. They are ready to not only survive this downturn, but capitalize on it.

https://bam.brookfield.com/~/media/Files/B/Brookfield-BAM-IR-V2/documents/%20Update_for_Brookfield_Shareholders_3-23-2020.pdf

https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoinegara/2020/03/24/brookfield-billionaire-bruce-flatt-hunts-for-deals-on-public-stock-markets/#31ffa285613b

And they just got into talks to buy an 8bn qatari pipeline. Very well capitalized.

>>18647760
better off buying NBLX HLX or SSL

>>18649142
>Never hold SQQQ long term.
You're right, I won't argue that.

I fucked up, dipping feet in the last red day, and can only hope for meme level dump soon to regain loss.

>>18649139
> Right now I have various SPY puts as I feel it's easier to say the whole market will be down versus any particular stock

I think that's a good strategy with how illogical the stock market currently is. Shitty companies pumping left and right despite lawsuits, poor fundamentals, and bad news. Makes zero sense like the 2017 crypto bullrun.

>>18649142
> Never hold SQQQ long term.
Please can you explain to a retard why not? If you wanted to bet on a 6 month drop for example.

>>18649437
in general stonks go up

>>18649787
That is a jewish lie though

>>18648401
> recent leaks at valve

I would like to know more .jpg

>>18647994
It's a father's worst nightmare. You don't want to push them away but you want them to know about all of the bad things that can happen.
It's robably best to home-school kids and supplement that with a math tutor, an instrument, and a martial art/boxing. There's a reason the kikes are so against home-schooling:
>oy vey we have CNN: In the Classroom and Multicultural Literature! It's the law to take this Holocaust Awareness course, goyim!