/biz/ - Business & Finance

why you niggers so obsessed with USO, UCO is clearly superior

my only holding that is down today is JCP. come on baby

They will execute their own population before letting the market crash.
Clown market will always win.

anime :D

>>18640852
That's not USL

>everything green except the stocks I own

Is J-Pow on the market yet?

Of course oil goes up after I sell.

>>18640864
No, i'm just ecstatic to be making so much money

OH MY GOD

FUCK ALGOS

AMD JUST FUCKING GO UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18640832
FUCK JANNIES

>>18640879
SOURCE?

when is USO splitting? I want to invest

If I know a company is going to buy out another one... is it better to be bought out or invest in the company that is doing the buying? I know this is very general

>tfw i spent my 3 RH day trades on messing around with jcpenny stocks turning my $5 into $4.97

feeling like a big boy pro now lads

Will oil crash in may again?
Please let it crash in May again.

Just bought puts on SNAP was that a good idea?

>>18640918
you lost money?

>>18640876
Shouldn't have bought biz meme stocks then.

>>18640913

the company buying usually goes down and the company being bought usually goes up

i'm down 55k this year with 110k left

>>18640923
Oil crashed like 90% from Jan. 1st, how much more do you think is left bud?

>>18640931
i bought in at 0.28

Is now a good time to pick up some more JCP?

I’m the DIS fag, how does a companies’ debt get downgraded by one of the largest credit raters in the world and manage a 1% rally? Thanks to the dude who said hold.

>>18640931
you can actually win money in the stock market?

>>18640954
We can always go lower.
Negative 100 here we come.

I know my bearbros are with me on this

>>18640925
its going sideways

>>18640976
what

Insanely cute butts

>>18640991
It's about to fucking crater I think

>>18640832
Just a daily reminder that short term speculators are massive faggots that engage in slightly more sophisticated gambling. Imagine trying to read the market, the Chad long term investor will always win in the end. Don't believe me, look at how hard the bears are already coping, it only gets better.

>>18640990
the day of reckoning is at hand

I could KISS a natural gas pipelines I love it so much

>>18641008
That's right, it only will get better.

>>18640990
To the bread line? lmao

Anyone making fucking bank off of oil? This is my WLL. Wondering how long I should hold onto it.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

KOS IS ON A MOON MISSION! OILCHADS WHERE YOU AT????

Anyone who didn't load up when it was at the least sub 1 dollar is missing out badly on what is to come.

>>18640879
WHATS THE SOURCE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

Someone in the last thread posted a picture implying whales were taking out LARGE amounts of puts on the market.

Can anyone confirm if this is accurate information?

>>18640909
April 28th is what I heard

SAVA killing it

>>18641037
yes, my dad works for nintendo i can confirm the veracity of this top secret info

>>18641037
Well it's public info, check out SPY Jun 19 245p volume today on your broker, it's a pretty big anomaly.

>>18641031
I only got 40 shares at .97

Wish I had trusted myself and got 100
But HAL and NS both doing good too if you got them earlier this week.

Why doesn't anybody on /smg/ do tech stocks? Am I missing something.

>>18640852
if you don't understand why then you shouldn't be investing in anything that's leveraged.

>>18641028
now would be good time to take profits desu

>>18641028
2 min later....

NASDAQ down -2.4% at the end of day confirmed

>wirecard +10%
Oh baby

>>18641060
prices too high. no cheapies

>>18641048
lel the weeb that was getting mad at the guy who didn't post the sticky told him that he had him filtered by his IP (which is impossible)

The first thing I thought when I read that was "my dad works at nintendo he'll ban your account"

>>18640938
this is un-ifucking-ronically based.
Almost every bullish meme stock on this board has done well if not exceptionally well during these rallies. Bearish positions have btfo.
.t wannabe bear

>>18640852
>>18640909
LOOK UP CONTANGO

>>18641060
Is Disney tech?

>>18641074
Fractional shares are a thing though

Any good put ideas for overvalued meme stocks? Thinking SNAP for one, any others?

>>18640990
What are they holding the noose for you? Guess it's easier with help. Kek

>>18640832
KOS Chads were you at?

Up 100% in a few weeks.

UP 25% Today alone

Most hedged stock

Insane Divi

Get in while you can still make 500% returns!

>>18640876
Tell me what you own, I want to buy something today!

>>18641096
I like your pic bro

Haha guys, it's ending red right?

Is there any hope or should I just give up?

>be a smooth-brain with $1000 account
>keep hearing about these tickers mentioned on /biz/
>buy one on a whim with no research
>doesn't instantly give a 10% return the next day
>"waah /smg/ is shilling these meme stocks"

>>18640832
That's not a very good thread starter image to use, if you believe in risk management.

>>18640913
The company being bought typically gets their shares liquidated at a slight premium, or exchanged for shares in the parent. The parent company typically sees a slight dip when they acquire another company. There are exceptions, but generally if you hold shares in a company being bought during a non-bankruptcy acquisition, you come out ahead.

>>18640990
i'm gunna zero this shit out if that's what it takes.

>>18641113
based Minnesota bro

>>18641119
how much is that

>>18641030
Based

>>18641107
Here, up 45%, I'm feeling good.

>>18641095
there's a lot of big brain shit going on in these threads. I thought 89% IQ was good.

>>18640899
Most overvalued stock next to Tesla. It should be under $50

>>18641119
Jesus man when did you buy those

>>18641119
F

>>18641119

Big whew. There are a lot of lessons in this crisis...

>>18641128
2k, there is like 200 left now

>>18641125
Yeah, we out here my man

>>18641125
so many minnesota chads here

>>18640954
Oil wont go down much
The june contract on the other hand might go close to zero again.

>SPY up
>DAX up
>Oil up
>Gold up
>Airlines up
>Banks up
>Tech up
>Bitcoin up
Feels fucking bizarre really.

>>18641008
you're retarded if you think we aren't aware of our degenerate gambling in stonks

>>18641107
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME

>>18641143

Well, that's not terrible. Assuming you are gainfully employed. You took a moon shot and it didn't pan out. Timing is the biggest thing in the market and its nigh impossible, I don't think I'd ever consider options without a 6 month time horizon at the least.

>>18641155
soon

>>18641107
>mfw bought 5000 KOS @ 0.88 thanks to some anon

>tfw bill mitchell was right and the coronavirus is little more than an extremely infectious flu now that we have antibody tests in

>>18641133
27/03 before the weekend, corona dead count was rallying in USA and it was all supposed to go down but the printer got turned on

>>18641119
BOBO ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK, BOBO?

>>18641155
>gold reaches all time highs
>so does the S&P500

SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE

>>18641148
>>18641125
>>18641113
>>18641096
get bent, weenies

>>18641155
You cannot beat the clown market. The clown market beats you.

>>18641125
>>18641113
>based
>minisomalia
cuckek

>>18641169
I'd allow her to shit in my mouth.

>>18641169
>yfw it actually springs back
>yfw 2020 is a repeat of the signal in 2018 and replay of 2008 and no one gives a shit

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

>>18641169
I feel like everyone should coof on boomer mitchell

>>18641169
>imagine ever thinking he was wrong

ITS FUCKING DUMPING

Based Minnesotachads. Always knew this general was based.

fuck this nigger faggot market fuck nigger fuck likes I'm gonna say the J word fuck it

>>18641030
updating my IRA today

KGC Let's go!

>>18641155

>Live Nation up big despite concerts being cancelled for a year and earnings impending

I'm in the clowniest situation of the day I feel. They have no assets to collateralize either.

At least my lean hogs are on the up.

>>18641171
Fuck man that hurts.

>>18641107
OH NO
I BOUGHT THE FUCKING PEAK


GOD DAMNIT

>>18641169
imagine the smell holy shit

nobody is discussing which banks we should gamble our rupees on. don't wanna start a shit thread for 3 responses. let me hear it
im thinking
BofA and
Wells Fargo

>>18641119
The thing is I still have around 15 days but time is not in my benefit right now. And it's pulling out with ~10% of what is left or just holding on and maybe gaining a bit and then selling. Yesterday the positions had a delta of 100% with the red day but i still went only up like 3%

>>18641200
No it's not but if spy doesnt top 283 we may head and shoulder and then we will for sure dump.

>>18640990
S&P needs to go a bit higher before I'm short, give us another 20 point pump and then dump it hard

Next leg up when? I like refreshing my account and seeing it pump with each click.

VISA puts, should I?

They report earnings on the 30th.

>>18641229
JPM and C are better imo. better still are payments processors.

Oh hey, didn't see you there.

>>18641178
Great Lakes gang

>>18641229
sorry not wells fargo.
Santander
BAC

nice and cheap. I believe in BofA
and
Santander too

>>18641229
Do It!
Those are Great!!!

>>18641229
Just buy Visa if you want to go financials.

Have you guys ever made a play that you initially regretted and thought was horrible and then the next day it turns out your retardation actually out tarded the market and you make a shitload off of what should have been a huge loser?

Anyone going long on airlines?

>>18641017
Woo! Noice anon

I SEE RED CANDLES LMAO

>>18641258
No, I only lose money on the stock market.

>>18641242
Oh all these people that couldnt make the loan shark payments.
Good thinking anon.

I'm about to go full bull and buy CCL

>>18641262
Literally everybody, cruises too.

Nobody who actually knows theses markets thinks Corona-chan is anything more than a hiccup.

>>18641250
how the hell is santander's stock only 2 dollars a share?

>>18641132
Are you retarded? They are absolutely dominating the enthusiast market and they're used in multiple gaming consoles.

>With 4.4 million more jobless claims this week, that brings us to 26.5 million, erasing EVERY JOB gain since the great recession.
> during that same recession, 8.7 million people filed.
People will just go back to work, v recovery lol

Is it another "Stupid fucking Yanks ruin the global economy with their greed" episode?

I just bought xom and mro am I too late? Fuck I was doing gardening and missed all the action today

>>18641291
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>18641037
Keep in mind Gilead is about to be confirmed or denied the ability to conduct official trials for their treatment drug. Last time they reported positive results we had that legendary after hour pump to the moon. The whales doing puts either are betting on market trends (go down) which can be subverted if Gilead is approved, or they simply know Gilead won't be approved for whatever reason (which is highly unlikely). I am not thinking too much of it, any concerted effort to finally dump the market can and will be subverted the moment the drug's trial ability is approved and we will literally go 3000+

>>18641059
Sucks. I was late on the train since I thought oil had to come back down instead of buying in on March but still got 100 at .94. I will be happy with multiplying my money and an unholy dividend.

>>18641107
Reporting, up 40% atm. I wish I had more money so I could feel semi-safe throwing more than the 100 shares I got at it without risking too much.

>>18641262
Took profits on Alaska and AAL, going long on Delta

>>18641283
Euro stocks are undervalued as fuck because the of the risk of Italy going poof and dragging down continental banks.

CAN SNAP PLEASE FUCKING TANK ALREADY HOLY SHIT WHAT IS HOLDING THAT GARBAGE STOCK UP

>>18641283
I couldn't figure it out either.

DHT bros what the fuck is going on

>>18641242
Here they're advising people pay card instead of cash to limit money handling with the virus

online shopping has been high too, I think the shut down would have vastly affected cash transactions over card

I think they'll be okay

>>18641229
Wells Fargo is toxic, they just seem to move from scandal to scandal.

Banks are pretty volatile as of late, $JPM $GS and $BAC are in the pedigree stable. If you're a bit more risk tolerant, maybe look at $KEY with a 7% yield.

>>18641282
>Nobody who actually knows theses markets thinks Corona-chan is anything more than a hiccup.
since when does the market go to the way everyone thinks????

>>18641293
XOM & HAL are good oil longs, MRO may be too late because
>clown market

>>18641155
stimulus bill being voted on today, everyone wants the news pump gains. just dont be the bagholder wen the music stops

Fucking MOON MISSION

>>18641242
i would bet that money will flow into V and MA. They will probably perform like google and other tech stocks.

>>18641276
>not the people skimming 1-2% on a third of EVERY transaction in the USA.
kek, stay poor retard.

>>18641293
look at the graph, we clearly missed the bottom but there's still lots of room to go up

>tankers
KEEP GOING UP YOU BASTARDS

>>18641301
I'm gonna save this for the next red day and buy an metric cock ton, thanks anon

>>18641283
money making time? they are also probably not getting pumped as much by the fed seeing as they're based in europe. happy i brought it up. thought i was gunna get shit on.

SELL USO
>SELL USO
SELL USO
>SELL USO
SELL USO
>SELL USO
SELL USO
>SELL USO
SELL USO
>SELL USO

oil
gold
airlines
or biopharm?

>>18641323
i also can't read. but the loan shark piece is a drop in the bucket. c'mon now.

>>18641300
Took hard losses on Boeing.. probably good time to buy right now

WHAT STOCKS will give me the biggest pump from the stimulus bill passing today?

anyone have the pic of the boomer in front of PLAY?

>>18641352
oil

I'm up almost 8% so far today with MAC

>>18641352
LCI

>>18641088
I'm in VSTM and NVAX, boyh of whom have increased almost 300 percent and 500 since the start of the year. Not once did I see these stocks Shilled on SMG, despite being immensely undervalued. Really shows what SMG knows.

>>18641352
>biopharm

You may as well buy lottery tickets

>>18641368
Sorry buddy, stimulus bill is priced in.

>>18641300
Damn. I'm all in oil right now. Don't want to cash out, but don't get paid until next week.

>>18641352
never biopharm unless you are suicidal

>>18641368
>one more bucket for getting water out of the titanic
>crisis averted!

I think I'm just going to be an alcoholic homeless tranny for the rest of my life and work day labor whenever I need a few dollars. Do two weeks of work than go homeless again and travel everywhere and write when I can. There really is nothing left for me on earth

So how long until those jobless claims start affecting the economy?
This market seems like its somalian at heart.

>>18641299
Well screw it just bought another 38 shares of KOS. 79 shares.

>>18641378
Shill us now, give me the redpill

>>18641284
Clearly you are. There future profit is fucking priced in already. They literally have to expand like 40% this year then sustain 20% growth. It's not going to happen.

>>18641411
found the bear

>>18641415
it's priced in ;)

>tfw just want to get rich off being a bear and get a nice steak dinner

>>18641415
literally never. we could have 100% unemployment in the united states and the algos would still be trading bullish

>>18641411
Trannies make decent money dude, they charge more than prostitutes.

You wont be homeless as a tranny unless you are like 50 yo and fat.

>>18641352
if biopharm is cheap as dirt then fuck it. if you win you win big, if you lose, you're safe/

>>18641374
>buying any mall REIT that isnt SPG

good luck bro

>>18641352
Oil, Gold, Airlines in that order imo. Bio shit rarely works out.

Lordy lordy lord! I am happy as a pig in shit right now

>>18641411
Take all the money you can and just buy a van to live in and travel the world. when you do the whole piece of land you can do.. then get a sail boat.. don't end it now... just live different.

>>18641419
i too jumped on this bandwagon

>>18640879
I NEED SAUCE FAGGOT

DONT MAKE ME SEND MY DUCKS AT YOU

>>18641125
CSE reporting in

>>18641437
babe

>>18641411
>I think I'm just going to be an
>alcoholic
>homeless
>tranny
lmao the rare triple redundancy

>>18641411
>alcoholic homeless tranny for the rest of my life
Statistically at least, you were never long for this world anyway

>>18641364
I've been holding BA and RTX long and accumulating dips too, Boeing will bounce back I doubt the government will let it fail worst case scenario. Not much industry left in USA and BA is sort of 'old money'

rip lil nigga

>>18641437
I want to be Cerny’s slave. Not sex slave- just straight up slave. She pays me by spitting in my mouth.

>>18641438
how the fuck are those people trading real dollars. There should be different currencies for the financial markets which would be translated in real cash circulating.

Its crazy if you think about it.

>>18641415
it'll be a slow burn after the drop. I'm not sure if the first wave of fear over bankruptcies and defaults were in the 35% drop or not... whenever that fear hits, it's 20 - 35% down. After that, it's a slow burn as 10% of those 25% of unemployed stop making payments and their debt gets written off to collections. It ripples and a good amount of over leveraged companies in turn default & go bankrupt. Opening the economy sooner is unironically bearish for financial reasons alone.

>>18641088
Imagine being a bear lol, must suck to suck

Oil cant keep going up right?
Even if it gets pumped by the fed, it'll have to respond to the overproduction eventually, right?
RIGHT?

>>18641484

>>18641411
odds are you will last less than a week

short KOS FUCK

>>18641498
so 1-2 months until there is actual blood, and people start realising that shit was fucked beyond repair 2 months ago.

>>18641516

It already responded to overproduction...

WHEN IT DROPPED TO FUCKING -$30 A BARREL YOU IDIOT

>>18641419
Very nice my entrepreneurial friend. Enjoy your gains, I just got to keep some spare powder still for myself in case the worst happens.

>>18641449
How do I buy gold? Think it is too late, or is there more upside despite being so high already?

>>18641178
lol wtf. Who calls somebody a weenie?

>>18641506
yes, but it's gunna suck a lot more when you get fucked. this whole farcical stunt is going to do long term damage.

Every day:
>Stocks shrug off X
>Stocks rise despite X
>Stocks rally in face of X

what calls are you guys buying today?

who has access to view all the queued limit and buy orders in the marketbooks? seems like whoever has access to view that info would have the ability to literally make infinite money from trades that cant lose. whos profiting from that info and how do i get that job? is that a long nose tribe exclusive?

>>18641516
Jerome cant print oil storage, and the Saudis are waging war. Its going down,

why the fuck is seaworld up 7% lmao this shit should be burned to the ground.

XOM or MPC?

What's the outlook like for SNAP?

>>18641229
>rupees
Poo

>>18641551
and yet bears still exist

>>18641516
Yes,be patient there will be another sell off

>>18641551
>Humans will shrug off X to survive and be productive.

>>18641534
when say short KOS do you mean sell?
or do you mean short, and if so, how and why?

>>18641543
ASK ME ABOUT MY WIENER

>>18641506
try breaking S&P 2900 again mumu. I'll be sitting here

>>18641537
yeah, there might be blood on-top of blood or a slow crab down. I'm expecting the effect to not be major player in price action for a while.

>Elizabeth Warren's says her brother died from corona
B V L L I S H
>>18641494
I honestly have no fucking idea. I have had to throw out most of everything I thought I knew about the markets due to Corona-Chan and those fucking algos, they've reguarly made down up and red green for seemingly no reason

Alright niggers, I just doubled down on my short position.

Bulls - Go fuck yourselves.

GUH

>>18641555
literally anyone with a reputable broker can see the orders

if Americans get so much money from unemployment benefits that many say they make even more now being unemployed, why are there queues at food banks??

YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!
YOU LIKE THAT?!

>>18641560
>burning the ocean to the ground

>>18641555
Just buy Level 2 data you poor.

First time investing, made 30%. Too bad I was only trying it out with small money.

>>18641538
>already responded
Fuck, youre retarded. Literally nothing has changed. Its "up" because people are trading the newer contract.

>>18641560
Comcast is better. they own the parks that compete against disney. Plus they are telecom and then some.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

>>18641592
Americans are actually dirt poor on average and are leveraged to the tits with debt.

>>18641593
Oh I like that baby, don't tease me, gimme more.

>>18641615
Last Floor Action (11:28:39 AM): POSTPONED PROCEEDINGS - At the conclusion of debate on H. Res. 938, the Chair put the question on agreeing to the resolution, and by voice vote, announced that ayes had prevailed. Mr. Cole demanded the yeas and nays and the Chair postponed further proceedings on the resolution until a time to be announced.

>>18641589
they can? so how can i view what pending buy and sell limits the banks have on their equities holdings? why are we idiots playing the guessing game when we can just view the info on a reputable broker website? got a link?

I feel like my nuts are in the clutches of a the crab's claws.

>>18641604
Nice , now do it for several years.

Jerome taking his lunch break early today

>>18641592
blacks and spanish never had jobs/jobs that pay into unemployment

is it okay for forex traders to post here?

>>18641632
BUY HIGH SELL LOW.

Fucking UAL go back under $25 already

who /vanguard/ here?

>>18641560
bots dont know what coronavirus is, they determine what they buy based on performance, and historical data.

Shit is fucked.

>>18641624
>Mr. Cole
based few remaining fiscal conservatives

>>18641604
Happened to me too.
Knew I needed to take advantage of the crash but didnt know enough to invest more than like 2k.

I ended up buying XOM at the literal bottom but only made like $200.

>>18641631
>we
Someone better not tell him.

>>18641632
Just buy some GME and LCI and chill

>Sen. Elizabeth Warren's oldest brother died from COVID-19 complications
a golden bull run soon

>>18641646
>tfw eating t-boosting foods, getting more sleep, and exercising more
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18641640
This is actually the /anything not a digital coin/ - general

>>18641484
he ded

Can someone here advice me?

I have saved up $14,000.

My plan was to keep $4,000 and invest $10,000 in ETFs.

But with the way the market is going I don't want to invest outright.

So my plan was to put in $1,000 a month for the next two years, then drop to $700 or so.

Or would it make more sense to put it all in outright and just keep saving ever month?

>>18641671
yeh her pappy done ded lmao

finna pour out sum 40

>>18641661
are you one of those onionchads /fit/ keeps telling me about?

>>18641661
keep raising that t, bro

Sure looks like a buyable dip to me fellow bulls.

>>18641516
Wait for May. There’s still oil being produced and no one bought the April contracts so now they’re needing two contracts worth of storage which isn’t going to happen.

>>18641680
nah bro just put it in a savings account, it's safer

haha bro whens the next oil dip bro?
Buy in right now? thats retarded, there is clearly gonna be another dip bro!
I think ima wait for may to buy in bro...

>Tfw bought Halliburton at the bottom
Yay yay!
This is easy money!

>>18641661
and you're buying stocks right bro?

>>18641686
>>18641705

mumma mia

>>18640832
Man, this is stupid. Everything goes up and down together.

>>18641640
you are welcome here anytime charlsposter

>>18641680
Buy 10% OTM puts dated 2 months out, enjoy the gains once this overinflated balloon pops

>>18641712
80% of the market is high frequency trading algorithms. I'm not bullshitting.

>>18641640
>posting someone who has become so somber
get ye gone

>>18641680
Put in 500 every week or 500 every other week.

>>18641640
>>18641725
>tfw Sam jewed Charls and Nick and killed MDE

>>18641701
People trading May oil contracts != people going to actually buy the May oil.

>>18641712
>not buying index funds

bro there's still time SPX peaked out near 3300

ayy lmao CHK halted for volatility

rally's over, boys.
sell the peak or hold them baggerinos.

>>18641757
A toast! A toast!

A toast to sexy curvy women

YO WHAT THE FUCK IS CHK DOING????

>>18641680
100% into oil stonks

>>18641711
maybe it's a sign to buy T. make your buy in at -(T level/100)%. Also, check out billie's huge saggers.

>try to buy KOS
>broker autofills KOSS
>didn't realize before hitting buy

Now I have 100 shares of this literal who and nobody to blame but myself

Imagine not being in NOG before it hits $1

>>18641771
getting it's shit HALTED

>>18641632
>crab
The market is up 3%+ from yesterdays lows. Oil is up 30 fucking percent. Every commodity is trading multi-sigma moves. We had a single digit VIX for the longest time last year. Do you fuckers even know what a crab is?

>>18641778
billie has perfect tits. No gap or anything. The guy to her left is smiling for a reason.

>>18641780
Fuck you their headphones are great.

>>18641768
thats a man

>>18641780
kek

>>18641725
I'm buying the dip, wish me luck.

>>18641753
mde will never die

>>18641798
nice meme

>>18641797
I fucking hope so I'm stuck with these bags until they turn green now

>>18641787
i wish you could still buy nogs

So swing trading Boeing calls is literally free money?

>>18641794
yeah, they look like they could compete with 2D. some top quality tiddy

>>18641780
haha, I have an autistic fear of doing this, to the point where I will search the stock, confirm name in big letters, and then click buy instead of using the express purchase interface

Lol fuck I bought the wrong leap calls

>>18641411
I really should just shoot myself

>>18641646
ME!

>>18641778
How much heroin is she doing?

>>18641830
>2D
hentai is alright and all but when you see a genuinely stunning woman it can't compete.

>>18641703
Is it too late to buy it now? It is like the one meme oil stock I don't own.

>>18641780
Kek, watch you make bank. Seriously, looking at the chart you can double your money. Still nowhere as good as KOS though.

any strategies for INTC before earnings? I'm waiting towards EOD to see if there's a selloff

>>18641856
>Is it too late to buy it now? It is like the one meme oil stock I don't own.

You'd probably have to hold it for longer, but I don't see it being a bad option.

>>18641830
That's some heresy you're spouting anon.

Why is the defense industry so quiet right now? See barely any movement

sell your angi puts already REEE i want my order filled

>>18641834
I know some of those words

Jerome cmon we need another pump

>>18641879
jerome went to lunch. Next pump not until 12:30

>>18641788
excuse me what the fuck?

>>18641846
>>18641869
ah, i meant it as the imagined shape and quality of 2D. Billie tiddies are fantasy tier
2D > 3D always.

>>18641753
>Charls is a twitch streamer now
>Chris runs an antique store
>Sam apparently made a bunch of money on Bitcoin
What a poetic ending.

>shorted the very top again and made some money back
thanks you retarded bull faggots. fuck you

>DEBATE - Pursuant to the order of the House of April 23, 2020, the House proceeded with 2 hours of debate on the motion to suspend the rules and agree to the Senate amendment to H.R. 266.
>2 HOURS OF JERKING THEMSELVES OFF FOR SOUNDBITES
these people have no shame

>>18641856
KOSS gang boys lets make it happen

WTF Jerome! Dont take your foot off the gas!

MORE

>>18641857
The only negative I think may have been proced in this morning with apple announcing they wont be using intel parts going forward of 2021...if they can even pull that off.
I think they'll have good earnings to push them back over 60.

>>18641895
>Chris
Meant Nick

>>18641415
Never. AMERICANS no longer need to work for anything in this world. AMERICANS can sit at home, collect a check, spend it on doordash and porn, and nothing will change. That's because the AMERICAN federal reserve can just print whatever money needed, and the rest of the world can suck our massive dollar milkshake debt dick and go fuck themselves lol!

I did it. I bought $800 worth of USO as my first investment. What should I spend my remaining $200 on? I know its chump change, but it's all a lowly retail worker such as I can do.

I can't wait for oil to fall to $-100 a barrel and for USO liquidate tomorrow.

>>18641894
>2D > 3D always.
When you see a stunning woman you imagine having sex with her and what it must be like to grab her cheeks and whatever.

2D is on par with watching porn

>>18641842
That dopey thot probably has an IV drip full of valium stuck between her fat tits all day.

>>18641761
I think you’re right. Just went all into tvix. We bear now!

>>18641919
Nice.

>>18641903
Politics is so fucking gay.

>>18641110
IRM - DIVs are your fren.
CARR - it's undersold
PLUG - makes stuff go
RTX - official whoosh! stock of /smg/
CCL - boomers like to cruise
KO - I like DIVs and Diet Coke
NAT - should be good for a buck or two per share over the next few months
NSC - I like trains. HODL
BBBY- My lone bag. It's yours if you want it.

>>18641931
TVIX GANG

TVIX GANG

TVIX GANG

TVIX GANG

>>18641911
I'm thinking the same, Taiwan's been doing well.
Also keep in mind that Apple has been floating that news around for a while, so I would say it's priced in to some extent. They spat it out today but plan's been around for a bit

>>18641925
oh boy Throbby

>>18641925
why the fuck did you do this

>>18641096
You can practically smell the nigger herpes on the left.

>>18641895
both sam and charls still make really good shit, praying they get back together

Anybody buying the gold miner daily dip?

>>18641894
Are those natural

NEW

>>18640698
>>18640698

>>18641980
>I bought the top

>>18641060
We have posts about AMD every thread

>>18641927
>When you see a stunning woman you imagine having sex with her
isn't this basically porn with effort..?

>>18641985
probably not. but i like staring at tits.

>>18641919
Could this be the beginning of a new aristocracy? A sort of national aristocracy that sits idly while the rest of the world works to feed and clothe them?

>>18641993
BASED
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>>18641980
GGP while you still can

>>18641953
IF VIX were at 100 where is TVIX? 2k?

>>18641959
Honestly intel has manufacturing in the US, EUROPE, ISREAL, and some other parts including china.
Where is apple going to get shit? China? I bet they cant get it off the ground, and if they do itll be plagued with problems.

>>18641961
>>18641963
Because I don't plan to hold it for long, maybe two weeks at most while oil prices rise back up a tad bit and the june contract expiry is a bit away. As long as no one dumps oil contracts to fuck oil prices I'll be fine, right?

But I'm fully expecting it to sink like a stone and for me to get what I deserve.

>>18641110
RNWK. Boomer-tier tech stock that somehow survived all these years through the dotcum bubble and all their major competitors gobbling up loads of their market share. Has a decent yoy revenue and is pushing hard on their SAFR facial recognition program, they seem to be setting that platform up as their hail mary.

>>18641993
My nigga

>>18641999
Have you had sex before? I equate 2d to just fapping but a genuine hot woman you imagine just pouncing on

>>18642026
But bro, you deserve all the good in the world.

>>18641919
this is how the middle class will be strengthened. let us live lofty lives with one person working again

>>18642020
bro...

>>18642051
I have, and I'd honestly rather fap to 2D than have sex again. Sex is largely overrated.

>>18642026
Honestly don't write USO out just yet...

>>18642025
the biggest concern imo is software compat.
Apple is gambling that they have enough weight to order valuable software ported from x86 to whatever arch they're planning. I don't see this working too well in their favor, seeing that they're going to be getting out of X86.

They couldn't do this in the powerPC days, but they had less weight to throw around then
AMD been a fucking coaster lately, haven't been watching too closely

feds pumping literally everything right now
fucking random shitty penny stocks that haven't had activity for months suddenly mooning lmao

>>18642088
Dont worry, the fund manager will write it out for you. :)

>>18642107
It's algos dude, the Fed isn't buying penny stocks.

>>18642051
i have a single digit body count, but I've got a lot of mileage. I'm confused as to why you have a problem imagining things with 2D. Cakeup is all cope. a true beauty will get my nuts going, but those are really fucking rare - it almost never happens.

>>18642081
agreed. 2D cums are generally better than sex, but I'll continue to enjoy both.

>>18642120
>>18642088
wait for the reverse split.

>>18642107
>>18642132
it's common for the memes to increase around ET lunch time

>>18642132
>the Fed isn't buying penny stocks.

>>18641757
ill take 2 of this one please

>>18641903
fucking democrat shitbags

>>18641761
This

Oil war between iran and us is already priced in

>>18641952
>NAT - should be good for a buck or two per share over the next few months
Just bought it but only because FRO is skydiving!
Why is FRO skydiving?!
Just cause Oil Futures look good?

>>18642312
Was gonna say--looks like we won't need all that storage room afterall?

>>18642360
it's gotta go back up once shit start up again right?
why not
NAT?

>>18640852
both are trash.

USOI. If I aint getting paid every month then I ain't playing every month.

Are they any Europoor or foreign stocks on the NYSE/NASDAQ that you guys are looking to jump into since they aren't being pumped as hard as US equites?

Santander, Embraer, Lloyds, Royal Bank of Scotland, Ryanair, etc.?

>>18642494
>>18642360
Wait for the june contracts to come close to expiring, people will dump their shit just like on the may contracts. It takes time for production to respond to market demand. It'll probably go back up then.

>>18642334

>>18641364
i just never sold it. this is different than GE and WYNN when I sold those. plus the stock can return to GOD status once it gets the airmax issues settled. most their money comes from the gubment contracts anyway

Thoughts of Netflix (NFLX) tomorrow? Anyone else holding until tmr
or overall market tomorrow

Thoughts of Netflix (NFLX) tomorrow? Anyone else holding
or overall market tomorrow

Fucking phew. Rode out that tanker dip and even added some on margin. Tanker chads will never be beaten.

>>18642668
nobody tell him lol