/biz/ - Business & Finance

6 gorillion unemployed incoming

>>18638319
UNEMPLOYMENT ANNOUNCED 7 MILLION

FUTURES ARE UP 4%

BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>18638340
unironically it'll be in the 3MM range

How does money wiring and settlement work?

If I 'wire' money to another country. Is that just an electronic message saying "this account on our end has been debited by 1000, credit this account in your bank by 1000"

Then does any money move or is it just data on a server?

These tiny tax havens with hundreds of billions in bank accounts. Do they have any physical money on the island or is it all data on a server. If it's just data on a server cant they just fiddle the accounts in their own jurisdiction without anyone else knowing?

Remember to buy AEO at open for easy gains

Futures are rising, I bet this shit is deep red and clown market is behaving as it has the past 3 months

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

>>18638356
3m is indeed bullish, that would lead to round about 20% of the workforce is unemployed. fucking bullish.

>>18638319
plz crash

Should I make another thread for posterity?

>>18638372
Don't forget, buy the hype also buy the news

>>18638364
The USD is effectively Bitcoin

It's just verified data sent across servers

should i dump SOXL at open and buy back in later on in the day

rolling for 15 million

>>18638386
are you new?
no amount of doom posting will bring this bull to a halt dude
just buy and make money

>>18638397
I said it is bullish, how fucking retarded are bulls right now?

>60 fucking million

4.4 mil

>>18638399
ah shit

>>18638392
How is it verified, what's to stop the server maintenance guys adding a few zeros to their account?

*BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*

In the week ending April 18, the advance figure for seasonally adjusted initial claims was 4,427,000, a decrease of
810,000 from the previous week's revised level. The previous week's level was revised down by 8,000 from 5,245,000 to
5,237,000. The 4-week moving average was 5,786,500, an increase of 280,000 from the previous week's revised average.
The previous week's average was revised down by 2,000 from 5,508,500 to 5,506,500.

https://www.dol.gov/ui/data.pdf

>>18638364
>>18638392
That means you'd have to fake authentication on your server which is near impossible. That's why people just steal money by phishing. It's way easier and harder to get caught if you aren't an idiot

>4.2 Million

Time to start the bull market now

>round about 21% unemployed

My life has no changed at all since the crisis started.
I still go to work everyday, and literally nobody has gotten this shit.
The only thing that was even remotely different was the 3rd week or when ever it was, where we had to wait in lines to go in the grocery store. Even now don't have to worry about that.

Literal nothing burger, all the unemployment is useless jobs that weren't needed anyway.
Funny because all of the jobs "automation will get rid of" were all still working during this "crisis", kind of telling isn't it? That the truck drivers, store clerks, amazon wagies, and mailmen were all still working while, the "good jobs" got sent home to masturbate.

Really shows who the leeches of society are.

4.4 MILLION REPORTED
4.4 MILLION REPORTED
4.4 MILLION REPORTED
4.4 MILLION REPORTED
4.4 MILLION REPORTED

Anyone else just get rich from Jnug? Up over 1000% suddenly from yesterday. I just invested for the first time ever yesterday and picked jnug to invest in thanks to reading a gold thread here, and now Im fucking LOADED! I can't even believe it. Can pay off my 75k in debt and STILL have 20k leftover

UNEMPLOYMENT PER WEEK GROWTH HAS SLOWED

BULLISH

>HOLY FUCKING SHIT UNEMPLOYMENT IS AT 21%.
THESE NUMBERS MUST BE UNPRECEDENTED.

>>18638418
>unemployment claims
>decrease
this is the only thing the algos will react to today. moon mission imminent lads buckle up

20 MILLION WITH NO JOBS IM GONNA .................................................POOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOMP

Green Day confirmed. Pack it up bears

I... I’m.. i’m gonna... POOOOOMMMPPP OH MY GOD IM POOOMPING OOOOOOOO

>>18638416
The fact it is verified at an official bank server. I don't know that the fed itself tracks the transactions but the money is all trackable. You end up with a serial number that's the same as another dollar and BAM, the Chan van stops fapping to tranny porn long enough to Don their FBI costumes and throw you in jail

>>18638433
MARKET AGGRESSIVELY CRABS
MARKET AGGRESSIVELY CRABS
MARKET AGGRESSIVELY CRABS
MARKET AGGRESSIVELY CRABS
MARKET AGGRESSIVELY CRABS

>>18638448
THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY FUCKING JOBS THAT CAN BE LOST.

>>18638448
Based. There is no one left to fire. This is the bottom. Bullish.

>>18638447
god i hate newfags. they always post the most retarded shit.

RIP bobos
S&P 4000 this summer

>>18638451
BVLL BVLL

>JNUG
>JDST
>DUST
>TECS

Did Direxion shit the bed last night? What happened to my JDST shares and why is my account down?

PHEW BOYS ONLY 4.4 MILLION TIME TO POOOMP IIIIT

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

>tfw still employed
>I spend my time off work reading people on /smg/ saying "why is my JNUG up 1000%" or "what happens to my JNUG calls if the reverse split"
>I go into work and my coworker asks me "what happens to my JNUG calls when they reverse split"

I can't escape anymore
/smg/ and robinhood have infected all areas of my life

>>18638448
YOU ARE RIGHT - WE DID IT. FINALLY SLOWING. next week only 3m, then 2.5, then 2m - WE ARE GOOD

OH NO
NOT THE NIGGERINOS
NOT THE SPICERINOS
NOT THE WOMERINOS

US CANT FUNCTION WITHOUT THESE PEOPLE BEING EMPLOYED, TOTAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE!

The priced in meme is the fucking worst because it’s so obviously true.
“Complete economic collapse is priced in, bull market incoming” is both a meme and a true statement.
Fucking clown market. Kill me.

I hope the market is flat the next 2 weeks

HIGHEST

BLACK

EMPLOYMENT

EVER

>warning: sideways crabbing inside very narrow boundary incoming
warning: sideways crabbing inside very narrow boundary incoming
>warning: sideways crabbing inside very narrow boundary incoming
warning: sideways crabbing inside very narrow boundary incoming

>>18638507
NOT THE HUWITE TRASHERONIS

>the US has officially taken the neetpill

>>18638507
These are the only jobs that matter:
Finance
Healthcare (for now)
APPL, GOOG, TSLA, MSFT
If you are anything else you are a LEECH

>All of the 22 million jobs created in the U.S. economy since the global financial crisis have been wiped out in five weeks as states and local governments have issued "stay-at-home" or "shelter-in-place" orders to control the spread of Covid-19, the respiratory illness caused by the coronavirus. That has halted economic activity and prompted waves of layoffs.
BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH

>>18638490
I'm not bullish until the new claims are negative and people are paying the state again. I want to see an uneployment rate of like -.100% because everybody is working 2 jobs to pay for the green energy programs.

>>18638512
Neither a meme nor a clown market. The market behaves very rational - less employed people means less costs for the companies equals more money for stock buybacks - ez money

>bears

>>18638447
check your shares count :^)
after you finish crying look up in investopedia what a reverse split is

BIG GREEEEEN POWELL INCUMMING

>>18638530
>If you are anything else you are a LEECH

>ONLY 4 GORILLION NEW UNEMPLOYED!
>SHARPEST DECREASE IN HISTORY!
>BVLL BVLL BVLL!
fuck this autistic shit

>>18638531
>we're at global financial crisis levels of unemployment already
>just from the lockdown
>the wave of bankruptcies hasn't even started yet

Okay I'm looking at a bunch of shit to buy at open
Give me your thoughts
WM
DFS
AEO
CAKE
SSL
IRM
What's the worst on this list
what's the best

>>18638448
We’ve flattened the curve

>>18638530
You're retarded, so many analysts have already nailed it, logisticians own the next few years. The rest of your list isn't even wrong, but the fact that you left out logistics screams you're not seeing the bigger picture.

More than 26 million jobless

Sell oil, buy construction

THE STOCK I WANTED TO BUY IS UP14% IN AFTERMARKET ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR BROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss

>>18638530
>These are the only jobs that matter:
>Finance
>Healthcare (for now)
>APPL, GOOG, TSLA, MSFT
>If you are anything else you are a LEECH

Lmao

>40 million unemployed is apparently 2019 levels of market "forward looking"
ok retards.

HERE WE GO

>>18638530
>>18638548
>>18638560
H-how's the next decade looking for corporate lawyers

>>18638544
FUUUCK I thought I had fucking made it. Im still up 11%, but damn, It's nothing compared to thinking I was up 1000%.

can banks moon already fucking hell wfc and c just sitting at the bottom

>>18638533
why do they call you tripfag? you the smartest man I kno, my brain no smart no make thoughts like that. I love you

>>18638531
>All of the 22 million jobs created in the U.S. economy since the global financial crisis

>>18638556
>retail

Lol

>>18638590
>wfc

I really cant fucking decide if I should buy WFC or not. They are really down but they are super fucking retarded/corrupt as a business.

>>18638590
Well they are apparently nursing massive losses from oil longs, as well as I'd imagine huge numbers of people defaulting on debt.

>>18638590
financial sector is crabbing
buy put credit spread on xlf

The worst thing is that the bullfags will probably be right and the market will continue to go up despite the unemployment numbers because we are currently in a clown market.

>>18638590
Because everybody knows the banks will need a bailout again

>>18638603
A quarter of the US is now unemployed. Holy shit.

>>18638624
Sorry bobo, the game was rigged from the start

SP500 will never ever be below 2800.

Market crabbed all day, unemployment claims are slowing down as fuck and now BULL MARKET

>>18638624
We're just transitioning from Obama's "Service Economy" to Trump's "Fuck The Mexicans" economy.

>>18638556
>What's the worst on this list
everything

>every market is low volume crabbing
Reminder that you can literally fuck off after the first 5 minutes and come back for the last 5 minutes + 15 minutes aftermarket to see all the action today

>>18638530
>TSLA

Alright you faggots convinced me, going all in on TQQQ

>>18638319
>stocks in the wilderness
>unemployed oil barons
>a new adventure in the places between red and green lines
Can I pre-order this at Gamestop?

Well I guess those 22 MILLION jobs were...
check this
NOT ESSENTIAL
after all :^)

>job losses go up more
>MONEY MACHINE GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>18638624
>Currently

It's been poomping at incredible rates for no reason for years. It's only just so obviously crooked now that even the dumbest people are noticing it.

>people unemployed
>less wage bills
>cost goes down
>profit goes up

Unironically BULLISH.

>>18638556
i am long DFS

Yes please you stupid retarded bulls and futures traders pump the market up so I can buy cheap shorts again

Guys guys guys here's an idea

what if-

list guys like, what if

Trump just declares the US denbts to China

listen guys what if...

He just declares those denbts NULL and VOID

>>18638690
>>>/reddit/

>>18638669
In all honesty jobs are being shed in order of usefulness and a shitload of low-end jobs could in theory be replaced by automation at this point. It could very well be that the US just shed all of its zombie jobs.

I swear the fed and the DoL collaborate so they can pump it on bad reports.

>>18638626
Gonna be so lit to get in double cheap and 3x mui rapido.

>Oil no jobs

where does this meme come from, natural gas is still fine, if the company diversified properly they will be fine.

t. Natty Gas construction contractor with 4 jobs lined up

>>18638702
China pressures OPEC to shread the petrodollar agreements and the US becomes zimbabwe

>>18638520
I'm c00000000000000000ming

Don’t you moron bears get it?

Everything is priced in, the market surging on jobless claims reports should tell you that we’re going to new all time highs.

>>18638701
you must be homeless at this point from all these cheap shorts

>>18638702
a window into the future

>>18638713
Pretty sure most oil memers in /biz/ mean crude oil explicitly
I am currently an OKE bagholder

Stocks only go up

>>18638716
No jobs or economy. Why are companies worth more? What's the bullish analysis here?

>>18638718
>market go up from bad news
>put in short position at +3%
>works literally every time
free money both up and down

>trump plan won't help oil
>oil +20%
all praise the mighty clown

>>18638713
This bullshit. In Pennsylvania all the Natural Gas jobs have practical to been eliminated

>>18638716
Go backtest, every subsequent time after the first major release confidence has steadily dropped. If anything today we end slight negative after flatline to a near-zero volume Friday.

>>18638708
Don't expect it to be so easy this time.

This is the weakest pump of all unemployment claims though...pls push it higher

>>18638716
I don't get it....

>>18638713
DING DING DING DING

>>18638752
maybe dont be a retarded yankee and move to texas?

>>18638758
So green day?
What is everyone buying?

Of course somebody makes a KHC thread and I'm late. FUCK KRAFT.

also as some of you may know I bought a retarded call option on OIL which is getting canned on the 30th. Can somebody explain to me why it's mooning premarket? I obviously don't know anything about my "investments" but I may actually win on this one.

>>18638743
Less people working, less people to pay. More profits

>>18638764
ET is our main business partner, we are doing 2 jobs for them right now

>>18638778
kek, this use of macro data is retarded. these people are way too far up their own asses.

>>18638774
if you hit her on the 57 will ketchup come out her head

Bears are going to kill them selves before the weekend.

>>18638750
They just want more gibs and they will get them. If not gibs then 0% loans to keep paying their workers.

>>18638431
School was cancelled for the rest of the spring. All public recreational areas are closed: beaches, public parks, state and national parks, etc. Can't take the kids to the local playground. No toilet paper or paper towels on store shelves unless you get lucky and that's still the case over a month later. Random shit like eggs or beef are sold out some days and plentiful others. What kind of weird-ass shut in would you have to be for your life not to have changed by this, lol?

>>18638507
WHO ARE WE GONNA TIP WITH ALL THESE SERVERS AND BUSSERS STAYING HOME COLLECTING 7X THEIR NORMAL PAYRATE!!!

SHOULD I JUST SYART TIPPING THE MALLMAN AND MY WIFES BVLLL?!?!

>>18638750
>record high unemployment
>one gorillion less people in the gutter than expected, also businesses save on all those salaries, bullish and priced in
>real value of crude oil negative because nobody has storage left and taking care of the endless barrels costs more than they're worth, also the stimulus won't help
>buy buy buy
topkek

>>18638557

>>18638803
man I don't get it
the public schools are closed, but they still expect me to pay $400 a month in property taxes that go to the school district?
who is taking my money

>>18638394
Maybe?

>>18638319
Reminder that Singapore extended lockdown after re opening

I wonder what is going to happen today...

w-what will happen when we get hit by the second wave of wuflu this winter?

>>18638832
it's probably for all the pensioners. look it up, the budget for state pensions is retarded big. boomers literally need to die. they're strangling us.

>>18638838
maybe this will be the turn point, after reopening and increase in cases, a reintroducing of lockdown

>>18638851
Oh no no no no no no

>>18638838
Only until 1st June though, just 1.5months more. Nothing crazy really.

>>18638838
singapore is a literal city though
we should close down all the cities permanently, and open up everywhere else
think about it

>>18638748
we've been going straight up, it doesnt work

>>18638832
>who is taking my money
>He thought that any of that money was going to schools in the first place
Oh my sweet summer child

>>18638778
But if no one has a job, no one has any money to consoom shit and all of the companies peddling useless services go bust.
Surely that’s how it works.

>>18638803
how is school being closed supposed to affect my life again?
Parks? Nigger what? What is this the fucking 60's?
Have had no problem with TP or Towels
Idk about eggs but beef is fine

might be problems for cityfags but not out here

>>18638851
we crab today
post cute crabs

>>18638867
what about yesterday?

>>18638860
Until it’s another 1.5 months ad infinitum lmao bullniggers really think we hit the bottom huh?

MY JNUG NIGGAS
CHECK YOUR ROBINHOOD ACCOUNTS
I PULLED A STACK FROM THERE
TEN (10) TO 1 (JUAN)

MAKE SURE TA HOLLA ATCHA BOI COOOM KEKVEMBER

>>18638872
That's a maybe. We don't know yet, for NOW MORE PROFITS

>>18638878

SP rose 100points yesterday what do you mean?

SP 3000 will go broken today.

>>18638851
We crab back down, Friday red after lunch, Monday circuit breaker x2.
>t. Knower

>>18638883
Another 1.5months on top of the current 1.5months would be bullish. Not sure if priced in yet, but probably is.

>>18638415
>415
>for 15
>415
>4 15
>for 15
ohmygodwhatishappening

>>18638877

I'm looking around and I see a lot of new faces.
I mean...nobody's even called me chupboy yet.

>>18638861
That would only be feasible if we stopped anyone from leaving major cities or put them all into quarantine camps.

>>18638878
Monday and Tuesday didn't go down enough for Shorts to do well unless you entered on Tuesday or Friday

>>18638897
tuesday -3.5% did you forget about it??

>>18638910
Haven’t you realised by now? Theres nothing that isn’t priced in.
You could have all but 1% of the population unemployed and the S&P would break 4000 the next week.

>want to buy haliburton for under $7
>it just keep rising
>thought I would be slick
>bought a couple hundred shares of it
>1/4th of what I want my position to be
>at 8.24
>because I was thinking "as soon as I buy it, it will shoot down just to spite me"
>It's kind of like DCA but more superstitious
>think "If it goes down, that's good then, I can buy it at the price I want"
>think "If it goes up, then ha ha I made money, which the stock market would never let me do"
>wake up today
>it went up big time in Aftermarket
>Made a little bit of money
>but had I gone all in yesterday
>I would have made so much more

Now what? What if it never goes down beneath $8.24 again?

I don't respect mods and jannies, bros

>>18638938
>he didn't buy at $7
yeouwcha

>>18638936
I agree. Long term it is priced in for sure. But if they announce another lockdown end of may, then maybe a short term crab at most.

>>18638743
Where did this meme start? No economy? Are you paying attention?

like pottery

>>18638838
>thinking an island state matters
No one gives a shit about them

>>18638462
Damn, I haven't seen a reference of the party van in a minute

>>18638934

Bro markets go up.
Too much money @ market. People would buy no matter what. It will only change if people who are unemployed who cant buy.

Its not happening any time soon.

>>18638938
wait that's clever
I'm going to do that

Jim "who the fuck cares about small business" Cramer

>>18638838
They underestimated their immigrant workers.

>>18638938
buy $7 calls. if it goes up you make money if it goes down you buy it at $7
this is literally what options are for

is 3% too small of a trailing stop loss on SOXL?

>>18638832
>$400 a month in property taxes
That's more than half of my mortgage, kek.

anyways i don't believe algos and market maker niggers would allow another green day on shitty news, that would let redditors and (you) to win

>>18639011
where do you live to have a sub $800 mortgage wtf?

>terrible economic news in US and Europe
>Euro indexes still green
>US futures still green

>>18638838
Lmao what's the point. Shit will always come back when things reopen. Just delaying the inevitable

>>18638832
>he thinks teachers don't get paid when they don't work

MILLIONS MORE UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE

50,000 UNDER EXPECTATIONS

EXTREMELY BULLISH

>Aftermarket/premarket hours
>price moves 5%
>during the day
>for the vast majority of the day
>The price only moves up or down a couple of pennies

>>18639034
people make more money on unemployment if they make less than $54k a year

>>18639036
It's been the exact opposite for everything I've been checking in on, just look at fucking HAL.

>>18639017
Most of the country has houses available for $100,000 try not being a city retard you millennial faggot

>>18638967
You are low iq aren't you?

What's the most boomer stock I can buy?

>>18638706
Not even a meme.
Capitalism is going to need some serious reform in the coming decades (20 to 50 years maybe less now).

Population growth and the extension of working years had been outstripping the creation of new jobs for decades, that and the rise of automation and computerisation simply mean it will eventually become impossible for everyone to have a job.

As you say there are already jobs that solely exist so there can be jobs which is untenable.

>>18639019
Its getting hot though... I want to liquidate to get back in later.

>>18639045
*depending on the state

>>18638857
This
I know
>California
But California is, whether you like it or not, a vision of what states eventually become

btw if we break above 2810 then we will probably have another +2% green day

>>18639049
Nice depressed economy and shitholes.

>>18639019
News doesn't matter as long as the government has access to the money printer

>>18638938
U wot? His cost basis would still be 7+intrinsic value+Time value when he bought it. He need to write a short time-frame naked put for $8 so his cost basis is below 7 if it gets executed, and if it stays high, he takes home the entire premium.

>>18639053
Pick any of the really big rectangles.

>>18639066
oh shit did Jupiter and Andromeda align astronomybro?

>>18639053
GE

>>18639019
central banks are pumping money everywhere, they'll get red soon enough as soon as companies start to go under in waves

>>18639075
Imagine unironically defending city life

>>18639049
Those houses are rural shacks in fly over states or in ghettos.

>>18639011
Nice I pay 100 € per year. You burgers told me Europe is a communist hell hole

>>18638707
>pump it
does anybody on chan have a triple digit iq anymore? fuck..

>>18639086
>making a higher high and a lower low is rocket science to weeb anime posters

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxbusiness.com/economy/unemployment-claims-coronavirus-shutdowns-surge-fifth-week.amp

4.4 million more unemployed

we're going to MOON

>>18639064
Never let evil take root.

>>18638938
lol

>>18639059
if you wanted to get rid of a bunch of useless jobs get rid of the stock market

bankers, brokers and traders are the enemy, the only reason i participate in this jewish system is so i can retire faster and leave the bigger jewish system

>>18639017
Rural Virginia. My house is 1/6 what it would cost closer to DC, but still probably double what it would cost in most rural areas.

>>18639053
M

>>18639053
BRK.B

>>18639109
You've confused rocket science and pseudoscience, it's a simple mistake.

>>18639117
dude comfy af

>>18639103
>>18639049
Rural homes are great if youre 40+ otherwise it's boring and you wont find a smartwife in those areas

So these faggots are literally spending there trumpbux on fuck Netflix, online tat and new technology

>>18638431
>>18638803
This Crysis has literally no effect to me aswell, except there's less traffic on the street, so i can speed more with less risk

>>18639111
FUCK THIS CLOWN MARKET JUST FUCKING DIE FUCK ME

>>18639111
Extremely bullish.

>>18639116
>get rid of the stock market
>the only reason i use it
anon please

What's with all these anime girl reaction images? Are the people posting them girls?

>>18639125
except thats how trends work? The market psychology plays a huge factor, read some books dude.

>>18639053
BOOM

ITS SO FUKCING RETARDED OIL COMPANIES ARE GOING UP

>tfw waiting for the second dip

>>18639145
yes

>>18639145
who doesnt wuvv anime girl????

HI I'M HANNO

>>18638483
So anon, what happens to my JUNG calls if there’s a reverse split?

>>18639053
Oil and banks. Preferably legacy companies they grew up with and "trust".

>>18639159
those who hesitate get left behind

>>18638319
Europoor here. Since I've been coming here on and off for so many years, I feel a need to warn you guys.
The second wave is coming, it's inevitable. People here don't give a shit anymore, they want their life back with their latte and concerts. Social distancing is virtually gone here now because our numbers have been going down steadily.

This perhaps wouldn't be as problematic if the economic effects of the lockdown weren't starting to show. When the second wave hits and the reserves are empty, all those companies that are just hanging in by the skin of their teeth will be wiped out.

The market going up is nonsensical, I can't believe what I'm seeing. It feels like the last artificial pump to allow the right people to liquidate before they let it crash and burn.

Once they start reopening, consider selling.

>>18638938
>Not picking up in the $6 range

>>18639145

>>18639159
Didn’t we just get the second dip Monday-Tuesday?

>>18639159
Monday was the second dip. We will see 300 EOM

>>18639145
of coursh

Check out VSTM. Their FAK inhibitor data is coming shortly and their direct competitor has been having tutes exit for weeks.

>>18639145
I can be if you pay extra

>>18639163
When I post reaction images, it's like a subconscious extension of a silly way I might react.

I don't see myself becoming a girl and then reacting

>>18639159
not happening, see >>18638938

waiting just reduces your gains

>>18638364
Banks cant really do peer to peer shit, they have to route from bank to bank.

I think that's one problem crypto people want to solve.

here it comes
>muh cities are where the jobs are at and we get a buncha money!!!!
>end up having less disposable income than Trevor and Cleetus who bought a 40k manufactured home and put it an acre of land that cost 10k

you played yourselves by falling for the city meme, the way to have the most disposable income is to live in a low income area and get a job that is average income

You might laugh at a 15-18 dollars a hour in a city, but if you make that in a rural area you can buy a house and shit, god damned if your a dentist or some shit and make above average income, you would basically have 3 times the disposable income of some IT guy that makes 150,000 a year in LA

>>18639161
>>18639176
>>18639180
so are you guys actually transgender or about to be?

>>18639145
They are pedophiles who fuck children and puppies they communicate their puppy fucking parties via those sick cartoon pictures of small children

>>18639175
>>18639174
300 EoM? Try 330 EoM. Fucking rookie.

>>18639145
I want to buy MSFT so bad but I waited too long the price went up, I got burned!

Are USO puts still a good idea?

>>18639159
Will happen should the US reopen. People will no longer have an excuse to not pay bills + jobless. The banks would demand debts paid with almost no rest period for rehiring.

>>18639210
yes!
Do it!!!

>>18639197
what part of paying extra did you not understand faggot

>>18639170
seranatology test are showing an IFR of around 1% with most places having so far less than 5% of the population infected. this is far from over. yet we keep hearing about "return to normalcy"

also reports of asymptomatics having ground glass lungs and clotting. we are in for a ride

>>18639210
Now that IV has gone down maybe? My dumb ass bought 2.5p when it was trading at 3 the other day and I have lost 25%

>>18639220
sounds like you'll be transgender in a few years

Anyone holding KOS

>>18639213
>no longer have an excuse
haha, they never run out of these, but youu're right. whenever non-payers and insurance companies get going, we're going to see money, evictions, and suits flying around

>"We’re operating under the environment that we are going to open up parts of the economy and we’re looking forward to - by the time we get later in the summer - having most of the economy, if not all of the economy, open,” Mnuchin said.

Fucking bullish as fuck. Only like 3months more to go

>>18639222
do you just make up words when you shitpost or did you find those in your anti-vax newsletter lmao

>>18639187
they actually can lmao, you can even send money to people through facebook with no fees. Face it, crypto is an absolute meme / scam

I called the bottom in oil yesterday. Waited 1.5 months for when the time felt right. Oil going sub-zero in a frenzied futures fuck up and the normie masses talking about how they were going to get paid to store oil felt like the right time.

Producers will organically trim supply while the global economies start reopening this week. Market is forward looking so you don't want to miss the first round of price surges, I can stomach some turbulence until then.

I'm half in calls for MRO and USL

>>18639194
People really don’t care. Gotta have fun and live in the moment, right?

>>18638530
Which of those produces food?

>>18639244
Im not a crypto proponent you autist, sperg on someone else.

>>18639222
it's already cured, nice trips tho
https://www.kentucky.com/news/coronavirus/article242203141.html

>>18639233
if the medical science behind trannies wasn't plague doctor tier maybe

Man I've been watching INO for quite a while and even held it as it bounced around as part of my pandemic portfolio. Scaled out and now it's going to the moon. I should have known when they were featured on a local news report (philly fag here) for a potential vaccine development

>>18639236
I have 200 shares that I got at $0.97, but I'm going to sell a bunch of these speculated gamble picks like KOS and start investing based on some fundamentals.

CRASH IT

HERE WE GO

>>18639240
none of the words are made up if you would just google them brainlet

get fuked bobo

>>18639272
what's up with men liking anime and becoming transgender?

I feel like after a while of making your avatar a girl, all your reaction images girls, and your profile pic a girl, it eventually becomes the mental equivalent of a "fursona" but instead of a furry animal it is becoming a girl.

At least you'll kill yourself lol

>>18639239
>3months
How much more stimulus money will they need to shovel at us for three more months of shutdown?

>>18639279
why not a long term hold?

>>18639272
oh yeah? a break through? how many times have we heard this so far

>>18639294
sorry little buddie? What did you say?

IT'S RAINING CASH, HALLELUJAH IT'S RAININ CASH!

>>18639296
All of it

>>18639296
if it's faggy unemployment money, i'm gonna scream. I'm already just barely beating the unemployment money. my time is worth more than $2/hr. fuck these faggots for not making the 600 UBI.

>>18639145
Anime is extremely bullish.

>>18639296
Who cares? Stimulus package #9 is already talked about. Nobody cares about debt anyway so just gogogogogo.

>>18639290
okay now what

>oil recovering after being raped
>economy soon going to enter phase reopening
>RH kiddies all dumped their positions
>corona death models continue to revised down
You better pucker that cherry asshole, bobos.

WHY ARE WE GOING UP!!!!!

BUY ANY STOCK YOU WILL WIN I PROMISE YOU

classic bulltrap

soon it will be below 2800 again

f-f-for sure it will happen

>>18639244
Have you ever heard about the double spending problem?

Very organic pump, nearly +1% SP540, my leverage calls are printing money right now. Play the clown market like a real clown. That's how you win nowadays.

>>18639323
he's illiterate and meant serology surveys, the antibody tests

MOMMY SAYS GET BACK TO WORK

from .5% to 1% in a couple minutes based on nothing

Love when spy goes straight up

Time for USO to plummet again while my puts also plummet.

My 5/15 puts dropped 20% while USO also dropped 10%. I don’t get it bros

good morning bros

Where is that anime faggot that doubted me when i said if we break 2810 we moon?>>18639125
LMAO

>'bad' news out of the way
>still green
>small green today
>feel good friday big green tomorrow, including closing mega ramp

ITS DA CWON MARKET

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18639323
are you too stupid to realize i meant to type serology test? it was a typo. nothing i have said has changed. but epic own XDDDD

>>18638877

>>18639340
I'm aware what he meant, but I have no reason to take the rest of his post seriously if he can't even look up basic medical shit

Bullchads ww@

>>18639326
>oil "recovering"
>to $15
lmao
>eurozone tried to reopen
>nobody shopping or going out
lmao
>still thinking this has anything to do with the flu
wow

>WLL down 70% for a month, worst stock I own by far
>up 40% today, one of my best
lmao what the fuck guys

>>18639326
>oil is raped, rekt and demolished long term
>Singapore, China and Japan already enhancing lockdown, because it is OVER ;)
>RH kiddies are kiddies and nobody cares about them wasting their cents
>wrong, wrong and wrong.
Nevertheless, buy calls because you will never beat central banks.

>>18639295
Autists love anime, many trannies are just autistic fags that fixate on being a real grill instead of just being a normal cocksucker.

>>18639146
>>18639355
Psychology is the definitive pseudoscience nigger.

I'm bullish BOY BUT I'M ALSO MEGA

IM BULLISH BOOOOY BUT IM ALSO MEGA

MEGA YEAH BITCH IM MEGA

Not going heavy into UUU are you guys blind?

>>18639297
If it turns out that a company like KOS has solid fundamentals then great, I lucked out on that pick. But going forward I want to be able to know what and why I'm investing when I do so.

I picked up KOS because it was cheap and had a high dividend and my mindset was "Line go down because times are bad, when times are good line definitely go back up" which may happen, but I want to have more data to support why I think line will go back up after things might get better, for this investment and any others that I look into.

>>18639246
>global economies start reopening this week
You lost me there

>>18639352
if you consider that the entire lifespan of the spy is just one tick in the scale of the entire time then the entire spy chart is simply a green candle that goes straight up for the eternity

To 2910 we go! Mooooo

>>18639326
It seems like bears are just grasping at the last strands of the virus to continue the panic and economic shutdown. Unfortunately for them exposure to fear is also the remedy

>>18639375
>oil recovering to $15
That's a $50 recovery in two days idiot

>>18639317
Based.

>>18639388
Dilate

>>18639372
i forget this thread is full of americans fucking idiot

They had to pump it because if they didn't, it would fall under the 100 ma and signal a super bearish fall

WHY THE FUCK IDD I SELL MY AMAZON STOCKS

>>18639375
German here, city center is buzzing since the shops opened again

>>18639408
>3000000% increase after 2999999% decreease
MOMMY I TOLD YOU

>he bet against the will of the american people

>>18639417
>get called out for being retarded
>"n-no these are real words google them"
>get btfo again
>"d-dumb americans!!"
okay thanks

>>18639421
Why the fuck did I sell most of my WTI?

It's a poomp boys
a big beautiful pump
or as I call it
a BBP

>>18639407
>he thinks this is about a virus
>it's not the bubble that started in 2008 and accelerated in 2016

>>18639420
so now what

and just like that, the s&p will never drop below 2800 again

>INO pumping as fuck

Holy fuck

>they actually let redditors and /biz/ win with "bad unemployment numbers = green day" meme
incredible the mind games run deep

>>18639222
You mean serology, right retard? Buy TMDX btw.

Asian IT guy here working for a financial institution. Banks are lining up our asses to get a slice of the cake while we transition to the new normals.


Unironically bullish.

>>18639408
From some funny money bullshit in oil futures, I wouldnt put much weight behind that. Exxon and Chevron barely even reacted.

>>18639375
This is why you will remain poor FOREVER.

>>18639442
Shell has a weird pump as well. Looks fake and unsustainable so I better sell and get in later.

I think some one just fat fingered the buy instead of the sell... That's the only possible explanation.

>>18639437
If it’s a bubble then why would it pop? The fed lowering rates is blowing air into the bubble and they aren’t changing that right now, so why change fundamental positions?

>>18639448
STOCKS
GO
UP

DOW CHEMICAL IS MOOOOOOOONING
RTX IS MOOOOOOOONING

REPEAT AFTER ME:
NAPALM
STICKS
TO
KIDS

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18639430
you would rather argue over proper english rather than anything the post said. we are not even clear if the presence of antibodies make people immune. but keep hanging onto how i got some english wrong

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18639474
They cannot lower rates anymore, the bubble will pop one day, but as long as boomers are alive they will just inflate it and let the shitshow for the next generations.

Why didn't you buy bobo?

>>18639474
you would hope that people get in trouble for having less than 3 weeks of expenses worth of cash on hand, but they don't.

>>18639353
>Market never crosses and simply sits at or just a few cents above my 2.5 strike put all day yesterday
>Soon as AH start is drops below strike price but I can't trade options then
>Soon as today opens up it is back in the 2.6's.

Fuck this gay earth.

>>18639485
They and oil are moving. I love it.

>>18639485
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY

Fuck it. I'm selling all my puts to get calls.

my morning cuppa hasn't even kicked in yet and the Bobos are getting BTFO

>>18639511
Very bearish.

>>18639511
>E capitulated..?

>>18639511
very good

KATFF

WHO HERE

>>18639518
Just finished my first cop coffrog.

making money while tranny weeb bears seethe is one of the simple joys of life.

>ET
>AM
>USAC
Early retirement here I come

Too late to jump on anything?

I'm pretty new to this shit... Does the line always go up for the first 30 min of the market opening? Has been since I started paying attention.

>>18639538
obsessed lol, I'm green too nigga but not because of price action

>>18639545
You can jump out your balcony.

>>18639562
>>18639562
>>18639562
>>18639562
New

>>18639511
Just for the lulz, time to dump to fuck the tripfags.

>>18639584
>it's literally might bart down
>he may have literally bought high

>>18639551
FOMO rally in whatever direction pre-market was headed until around 10AM. Then crab until market close. Then the (((market makers))) do their work.