/biz/ - Business & Finance

coffee

Haha what if she farted on your pizza

coffee is bad for you

>>18636884
Why don't you just get a real job, this "trading" thing is stressful as hell.

>>18636884

binance

>>18636918
I would pay extra money for this option

>>18636884
her boss is black.

what if she took a pic like this put also shitting in the sink

What's up with so many people on /biz/ having a scat fetish? I would get some being into Butts, but straight up shit is nothing But disgusting.
>inb4 fgt/low t beta

>>18637061
Yeah but what if she took a shit on your pizza and smeared it all over like tomato sauce then baked it and you ate it all hahha! That would be fun haha

>>18636884
>trade crypto
ok boomer

>>18637070
>>18637027
>>18636941
>>18636918
based
>>18637061
cringe

>>18637070
What you if she logged into your binance and sold all your crypto haha

>>18636884
imagine picking her up from work at 11 pm and then dropping her off at her place but then she invites you in for a quickie and you all end up having sex and then passing out in each others arms, afterwards you wake up the next day to the sound of her phone alarm. She sleeps through two alarms until finally getting up scrambling to get ready so shes not late for work. She then asks if you can do her a big favor and drop her off at work again. As you finally pull up to dominos she opens the door to get out but before she leaves the car she kisses you quickly and says she'll text you later. you drive off, the scent of her still on your body and clothes, a song you like comes on the radio, you roll down the windows halfway feeling a cool breeze hit your skin while you cruise home feeling like all is right with the world

>>18637111

>>18637111
Sounds gay, but trips so it's comfy

>>18637111
>the scent of her still on your body and clothes
because she shat all over you right?

>>18637302
Took a dump on the passenger seat and mushed a load of poo into the car heater so it spreads her pungent aroma on your drive home haha

>>18637111
Cringe beta simp

>>18637261
>>18637302
have sex

>>18637111
She's not paying for the gas?

>>18636884
>>18637316
I think /biz/ is turning me into a psychopath. Every time I see some cunt taking pictures of her own ass I have the urge to beat her face into a bloody pulp with a golf club or baseball bat or something. The amount of hatred I have for thots has grown significantly now that I'm older. Especially the ones who have fat cottage cheese asses and think they are hot shit.

>>18636884
Why cant chicks pose properly for pics like these? Why do they have to pull a childish face or poke out their tongue each time? Just like children do when a camera is held up in front of them.

>>18637463
every time i see some thot i think that she would be on her knees sucking if i didn't sleep on crypto

>>18636884
God I wish she worked at my store when I was in high school

>>18637463
Seethe incel

>>18637418
she paid with the pussy bro. thats how this shit works, you gotta be 18+ to post here

>>18637463
>fat cottage cheese asses
Low test autismal school shooter.