/biz/ - Business & Finance

No one works anymore?

I lost all my jobs due to Corona LMAO

I make scheduled contributions semi-monthly to my retirement portfolio composed of low expense ratio Vanguard ETFs. Mr. Noseberg also matches 1%. I will be a millionaire when I'm 75 through simply DCAing. Just set it and walk away.

>>18626899
Have a studio flat, but have to work five years to pay it off.

After that need to work another 20 in order to retire and live the remaining 10 years before I off myself.

>>18627918
Kerflu id

>>18627983
Life begins at 75

>>18626899
How do we fix this problem? I say we abolish any and all taxes and end government spending so it's down to pre WW1 days and fund eith tariffs. That way everything is cheaper and you keep 99.999% of your money.

>>18626899
hijacked meme :(

>>18627983

>I will be a millionaire when I'm 75

A million dollars won't do shit by then and you're 90% dead already

>DUDE JUST INVEST YOUR LIFE SAVINGS INTO HIGHLY VOLATILE CRYPTO ASSETS UNTIL THE NEXT BULL RUN WHICH COULD HAVE STARTED ALREADY OR ACTUALLY MIGHT NEVER HAPPEN WHILE YOU TRY TO LIVE A NORMAL LIFE WHERE YOU DONT CONSANTLY DOUBT YOUR DECISIONS AND SANITY

>>18629423
>DUDE JUST INVEST IN THESE FUCKING STONKS THAT GET PRICE MANIPULATED BY GOVERNMENTS LMAO

>>18626899
The original use of this face before it became the Coomer. Nice

>>18626899
>DUDE JUST BE A USELESS VIRGIN NEET FOR 50 YEARS LMAO
You couldn't pay me enough to live that type of lifestyle. I'd probably kms before age 30.

>>18629541
>DUDE JUST INVEST IN CRYPTO ASSETS WHICH ARE CLEARLY NOT MANIPULATED IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM. THE DISTRIBUTION OF BITCOIN WEALTH IS NOT WORSE THAN THE FIAT SYSTEM. NO SIR. 85.7% OF ALL COINS ARE NOT HELD BY 0.51% OF ADDRESSES. NOT A CHANCE

>>18626899
I lost all my jobs in a freak corona accident

>>18629648
Being a neet sucks. being a wagie sucks. Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

>>18629857
Pretty much

oh...ahh...i'm...i'm goyna INCOOOMMM!!!
you goys know what's worse than wagecucking? living at your parents house.

t. someone who fucked up big time and is now living with parents.

markets are centralized by necessity, the only decentralized market is a piece of trash
the absolute irony of cryptocucks lmao

>>18629895
Living with your parents is comfy

>>18629895
i recently moved out on my own and it doesn't feel much different. just more privacy.

>>18626899
If you get a halfway decent paying job, save your money to invest you should be able to only work for 20-30 years..

DUDE JUST START YOUR OWN BUSINESS LAMO

>>18629648
>having no self direction
>needing someone else to give your life purpose

>>18629648
>>DUDE JUST BE A USELESS VIRGIN NEET FOR 50 YEARS LMAO
>You couldn't pay me enough to live that type of lifestyle. I'd probably kms before age 30.
sure i sleep on a dirty mattress but ive seen the world, ive sat around and did all the stuff i like. made friends at skateparks everywhere, i have had the time to meet so many awesome places and meet so many awesome place and have had the time to become an amazing cook and learn to fix and build things!

lots of drugs and alcohol too!

>>18626899
All you need is wageslave for a small bit of offgrid property and then you work the land/property yourself.

What's the benefit to working for yourself? Zero tax. In countries like mine i pay 40% tax. If I work for myself that's 40% less work I need to do for the same outcome.

>>18632979
Property taxes

>>18633014

It really depends on where you're from, I know in Ireland where I'm from you get cucked pretty hard with property taxes

>>18633014
Am I wrong in thinking property tax was designed to end private property. I mean people used to basically own land/property as a rite of passage, it was a given but not anymore.

>>18626899
The big ass financial that I was working at had a pension plan thing (not from burgerland) that they boasted of
They took pride in telling you that you could save around 50k usd just for 7 years of constant misery and that you could 10x that by the time you retire (65 in my country)
Some people genuinely enjoy the corporate jew lifestyle. They spend their best years pursuing CS/business degrees for such dream

>>18633162
I like CS tho

Anyone ever take a mid 20s to early 30s retirement? I'd rather keel over wageslaving at 70 than retiring at 65 with failing health and nothing to live for

>>18633162
Lemme get this straight, if you work there for 50 years (those sort of jobs don't even exist these days, most people will probably go through multiple careers in their life) you'd only have ~357k to retire on? Are you fucking serious?

>>18629352
this was the origin of this meme. coomer came months later

>>18626899
>bro just save $1 a day and be a millionaire lmao

>>18631501
Living on your own is well worth the rent or mortgage. I love my parents but it is not great for your social life if you're an adult living with your parents.

>>18629648
>Live as a neet and do whatever you want whenever you want because you have total freedom
>Live your entire life obeying the commands of your superiors, you have no say in almost anything you do and you must act grateful for it
>I'll take option 2
But why? Why do you choose to be a slave to other people? Do you really need the direction of other people to feel fulfilled in life?

>>18633487
Been retired off a few hundred k for the last couple of years. Plan on riding it as long as I can. I can’t go back to being a wagie.

>>18626899
Well we're all experiencing being a Neet right now and everyone agrees that it sucks

>>18633813
I always hated the whole
>MUH CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY
What a fucking gay ass cope, I see no reason to make my life harder when the quality of living has barely gone up and I want to focus on my desires over anyone else's. Yeah dude, society is way better because there are people working fucking 40 hrs a week when the amount of work needed is way fucking less.

>>18633962
it only sucks because no socializing
guaranteed everyone would be ok with not working if bars/vacations/etc where still available

>>18633962
I'd rather this than be a wagie

>>18633971
It's pretty retarded, yeah. Most work today is super unnecessary and stupid, like the entire customer service industry for example.

>>18633962
Speak for yourself

>>18626899
>tfw you want to own lots of properties, renovate all of them to look better than the other landlords properties, and then rent to nice white couples for 15% of their income with the option to own the place they are renting if they want to settle down in the area with that property
I just wanna be a good landlord and good citizen :(

>>18634289
In an ideal market housing would be at 1950s levels and most people could own a home. Landlords are a necessary evil to me.
>Good citizen
Cringe
>>18634118
This is why automation will be a good thing

>>18634397
Yeah ideally, but houses around me are is disrepair, abandoned, gutted, and need serious renovation. I figure I could do it and bring standard of life up around while simultaneously cutting out the landlords around me by getting all the good tenants that want a nice place to live in.
People on this site need to stop with the ideals and focus on fixing the reality. Thats the only way those ideals can be achieved.

>>18626899
I get visible nasuea when I think about going to a job, whats this mean about me????

>>18629094
Abolish taxes
Abolish any restrictions on hiring and firing

Currently all first world govs are acting like a lead weight on both of our shoes. Nobody is getting anywhere unless it's minimum wage bullshit government job.

>>18627983
>75
Will you even live that long?

>>18633962
I’ve been a NEET before so its like putting on old, smelly clothes.
>tfw no home gym

>>18633706
>I love my parents but it is not great for your social life if you're an adult living with your parents.

My social life is fine living with my parents. There other places to hang out besides your home.

>>18629895
Whatsa matter, goy? Family ties not that strong? Guess you better dump a portion of your income staying away from them teehee

>have spotty resume
>covid 19 happens
>will have a job when markets open
everything seems to be working out

>>18626899
>Let's circle back to that item later, it seems out of scope
>I added Bill's team to the weekly meeting, I'm hoping to leverage some synergy between groups if we focus on our core competencies
>We can touch base during tomorrow's standup, give you some time to get the lay of the land
>I want to highlight our value add and show that this is a win-win
>I'm feeling out of the loop here, when was the last time Frank ran the numbers?
>Brandon is going to do a deep dive into the data and perform a drill down into our key customer segments
>This initiative is really going to move the needle on our top KPI's
>We can already make this a game changer by taking care of some low hanging fruit
>Let's take that offline, ping me when you know you'll be available
>We're not trying to boil the ocean here, our north star hasn't changed

>>18635501
>This is showing real promise, keep up the great work guys.
>Literally haven’t done any work

https://youtu.be/n8h-x-fHiGk
must watch for all bizraelis

>>18634596
Except you have nowhere to bring women... I guess that's not a problem for a neet faggot.

>>18626899

Nowadays It's even worse. They want you to remain in your parents' house for 30 years only studying and then you must do the wageslave with a shitty job for a state pension you Will never see.

>>18635501
kek, i understand everything there, ffs this is all so meaningless

>>18635549
>"un momento prego"

neet here

i am currently trying to get a passive income so i don't have to be a wage slave

>>18633487
>than retiring at 65 with failing health and nothing to live for

ever heard of video games boomer?

>not having a purpose without work

this only applies the boomer generation before the advent of computers and video games

i don't think it applies to millennials and zoomers because they would find meaning in video games and internet. they already do

Life is a fucking rat race. My only hope is that most people don't realize and keep on wage cucking to keep the economy and my stocks strong.

>>18635828
How’s your endeavor going friend?
So far I’ve exhausted
•welfare
•selling my blood
•drug dealing
•doing book
•sitting outside and waiting for it to literally fall in my lap

>>18627918
It's just the Kermnflu bro

>>18635856
>living for video games

hm

>>18635513
This has to be satire, no one can be this delusional

>>18626899
DUDE JUST TYPE DUDE JUST IN FRONT OF YOUR SARCASTIC CRITIQUE OF AN ELEMENT OF SOCIETY

(((>>18635621)))
>NNNNNOOOOO DONT SAVE MONEY BY STICKING WITH YOUR FAMILY YOU HAVE TO SPEND LOTS OF MONEY TO RENT AN OVERPRICED HOVEL SO YOU CAN HAVE (((CASUAL SEX))) DONT YOU WANT TO BE A COOL NORMIE BOYIM??!!

>>18629648
>be Spartan
>born and bred to neet
>fuck wagies..pardon helots wife 24/7 while he funds your neet status and Polis through taxation
>be a member of Crypteia just to kill wagie for fun
>go to foreign lands to turn conquered into additional wagies
Accept it fren, being a wagie is a naturally inferior status in a society since the dawn of time. Those Marxist and Capitalist phrases such as: "labor is substantial to the human spirit" are ideological shills whose purpose is to legitimize their labor (slavish) economies.
And the truth is, your wage slavery is a price for our neet freedom. So there must always be a wagie.

>>18636211
Weren’t Spartans slavers?

>>18635621
Imagine falling for roasties

>>18635882

Everybody knows it. They are just not creative enough, and too addicted to their creature comforts to escape it.

You can learn to best the system, but not when you're spending 60% of your waking life working and the rest of it coping with your wagie induced misery.

>>18636256
Even guys who fall for the sex meme once or a few times don't get to escape the normie shaming. They move the goalposts you see, and tell you you're still a loser because "she wasn't that good looking was she?" or "you didn't have a successful relationship."

t. failed normie who fell for the >have sex meme

>>18636225
this

Imagine not being a wagecuck forever

>>18635980
it is

>>18635920
kill cops and rob them
you get money
guns and armor

You have two choices:
9am - 5pm for fifty years

Or

9am - 2am for 15 years
then
9am - 2pm for the other 25 years

delete your instagram, abandon this mongolian throat singing forum. Get on Coursera, find an online degree. Work nights. Network, don't take no for an answer. Apply for a 100 jobs, get one.

You won't do this because you are lazy and would rather coom all day, and complain.

>>18637231
Dude.

>>18637243
also you are morally right
you are literally robbing the robbers

>>18637239
And that’s a good thing!

>>18637239
what is the point of working when you keep what you have earned

>>18637239
>what is inflation
if you need to work for more than 10 years you will never ever make it.
You are like one of those garbage men who win the lottery and are back broke in a year

>>18634397
>>Good citizen
>Cringe

>the literal parasites ITT are the ones that arguing that taxation is theft

>all the parasites ITT are the ones that later argue that taxation is theft

>>18635856
Ok consoomer

>>18637231
and if you are lucky you level up and put point in small guns.

>>18629895
>INCOOOOMMMMM!!!!

>>18638627
dumb phoneposter

>>18633813
But where does this guys money come from? How does he pay bills? Youre just leeching off someone

The fuck is wrong with you commies? Real Americans understand profit before lives.

You dumb faggots are like everyone else in the herd of humanity. “Retirement” is clearly an illusion. You’re working your ass off now so MAYBE you don’t have to work for the last 10 miserable years of your life when you’ll be plagued with arthritis, cancer, ED, a bad back and all sorts of other shit that comes with old age. How does that make any sense? Just accept that you’ll always have to work in some way and stop living for the end. Live for the now.

>>18626899
>DUDE HARDWORK PAYS OFF THE COMPANY WILL NOTICE

>>18634556
Yep. And implement deflationary currency, you know, like the dollar was all 1800s. Your buying power goes up over time, and if you loan it out you have to get a high interest rate. Less loans available = less debt leveraged into things such as mortgages = cheaper housing.

Oh, and make it illegal for non-citizens to own real estate in the country. And kick out all illegal immigrants.

>>18634812
try doing that in a dark alley lmao

>>18634556
Based. This is the future I want

>>18629857
Yes.

>>18638611
ok this is based

>>18633095
Private property still exists, just the barrier of entry is getting higher such that only the very wealthy, corporations, or banks are the only ones who can actually own it

I live alone and send money to my parents.

>>18635501
kek
you forgot "back to the drawing board"

>>18638797
> Restroom Cleaning -- 3-5 years required

Hilarious

Wage slave five years buy a house, rent house continue wage slaving another five years buy two more houses. Retire.

Why dont millennials use their brains and the best economy ever to retire at 30, a rich landlord serving the community providing shelter to the homeless rent seekers? Dont you want to be a lord? A lord of the land? How based and landlord pilled is that?

I'm technically a NEET who does high-skilled work here and there when I can get it. It's enough to get by. Better than being a wagie. I'm not in any debt and I actually have options on what I can do in the future.

When I work, it's literally from my bed.

>>18638848
Imagine cleaning a shithole for 4 years only to lose your job at shithole cleaning only to go find another job cleaning shitholes. Suicide IS an option.

>>18627890
What do you mean "all my jobs"

>>18638923
>Wage slave five years buy a house,

Is that you house?

>>18633813
But you have no money, neet, so you have no freedom!

>>18638923
Because your kind flooded the job market with millions of cunts, niggers and shitskins to keep wages down to essentially nothing.
At the same time, your cohort cut the metallic legs out from under the US Dollar, sending it into an inflationary spiral it will never recover from.
Finally, you pushed the consoomer culture you're now claiming is an impediment, while spending everything you have and taking on debt after debt, just to live it up and eke out one more day on the ventilator, leaving nothing behind for your millennial children but debts.
This is why you're getting coofed on. This is why we root for you to just die already.

>>18638797
>>18638848
>>18638957
This is just how companies order in a legal shitskin. They put up a job that no American in their right mind would go for, then run to the government to get their H1-B shitskin flown in because their joke of an offer was rightly ignored by actual Americans.

>>18638978
Yes you want to rent it, $500 a month plus first, last, a bonus month rent because I deserve it plus a non refundable blowjob

>>18639112
Millennials are flooding the country with niggers and feminism and want to blame landlords for some reason. Look if you rent seekers dont want to rent from me thats fine but one of your pet shitskins will

>>18627983
Imagine waiting till 70.... fuck me what a dull life

>>18638923
>landlord pilled is that?
Would rather be reincarnated as a tick than be a renting landlord. I will buy hundreds of acres out in the middle of nowhere though.

>>18639423
I dont hate anti semitic rent seekers like you and will gladly accept your non refundable application fee of $100

>>18639508
I live in a multigenerational household, sorry noseburg, all my money is in Bitcoin. My family hates rentseekers and says we can't talk desu

>>18627558
liberal millennials dont!

>>18639552
Haha you work very hard to earn money and then you blow it all on computer coins that are worthless

>>18638976
I had two jobs. Lost one.
Both involved me sitting on my ass for most of the day, shitposting and/or playing games.
I "worked" 4-7 days a week and did not make a lot of money.
Now I "work" 2-3 days a week.

>>18627918
Just a kErMNFlu bro

>>18638955
What do you do?

>>18629895
Imagine believing this

Fuckin Americans man.

>>18626899
>take a degree
>get a comfy office job
>become good at it
>work is second nature
>easy money
>little effort

>>18639281
So you're saying, you're above this. And then you act indignant when they grab some spic to do it for you?

>>18629857
You made the first step in becoming a Buddhist monk anon

most of you nignogs should wake up. you will never get rich by trading shitcoins, its all just cope.

>>18628010
Sounds scary

>>18627558
millennials were on lockdown before lockdown was announced

>>18633813

>>18639931
>get home at 17.30-18.00
>be tired (you still have to actually do things at the office, can't just fucking nap all day)
>have no time or energy to do much else
>get to bed without getting anything done at home
>repeat cycle

>>18640660
thats your body on being a cuck
you have no energy because you probably dont do any sports.

>>18640733
this. I always thought having a job, a social life and hobbies while getting decent sleep is impossible since I felt so fucking tired just going to the job. After going to gym for three months I'm so much energetic now, I rarely yawn when I used to yawn all the fucking time before. Just swallow the gympill bros.

>>18638815
BASED FALLOUT 2 FAN

>>18634812
>Family ties not that strong?
Wizard here, got tired of sharing the toilet with my 75 year old dad because he kept smearing shit on the seat with his fat ass
sometimes you just have to up and leave bro

>>18635501

fuuuuuuugg

the 'touch base' one cuts me right to the core

fuuuuug

>>18638797
why is existence so painful

>NOOOOOO NOOOOOO YOU CANT BE A NEET YOURE A WASTE OF LIFE YOULL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING MY JOB FILLING SCRUBBING TOILETS ON WEEKENDS IS MORE MEANINGFUL THAN ANYTHING YOULL EVER DO

>>18638985
You're right Mr Shekelsburgstein, I have no money so I have no freedom.

> I don't have the freedom to travel and give money to greedy airlines and tourist traps.
> I don't have the freedom to update to the latest iPhone twice a year.
> I don't have the freedom to buy the new 2020 BMW which loses 80% of its value in 2021.
> I don't have the freedom to give money to massive corporations like Uber which charge $5 per mile so that I can go to nightclubs which charge huge entrance fees and $14 per drink.
> I don't have the freedom to purchase brand name clothes which are made in the same chinese factory as the clothes you can buy at WalMart/Kmart.

God you're so right, I just feel so trapped without these things. Man oh man, you win again Mr Burgenstein

>>18640782

>>18635501
>deep dive

How about I deep dive your mother if anybody spouts this shitty jargon again

>>18633813
>learn an instrument
>learn a language
>study Nietzsche or Aristotle
>learn to paint
>watch anime
>play video games
>go out with friends
let's be honest. 99% of NEETS are going to play video games, watch anime, and probably empty their balls to porn every day to boot.

>he doesn't have a job that lets him develop professionally
ishygddt
inb4 wagie cope. got laid off a month ago and am living the NEET "dream"

>>18638760
KEK

>>18634537
You dont like being a slave?

>>18638760
I fell for this meme. They do notice, they just don't care.