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>> No.18626591

The end of the beginning is over

>> No.18626606

I fucked up. I set my mind to disregard women and now I am thinking about cute traps.
This isn't going as planned.

>> No.18626628
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Based op. Newfags need to lurk for at minimum 1 year before posting.

>> No.18626635

I just want the fucking thread splitting to end

>> No.18626637

Today's close was proof that the robots can see your positions. The run it up until some big guy's stop loses triggered and then plunged down.

>> No.18626638

Does anybody here manages to fuck women and make money?

>> No.18626640

Where the fuck is ding ding ding anon?

>> No.18626642

anybody buying snap calls in the 30 dollar strike range? it feels like free money

>> No.18626646
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>>18626571
Thank you, OP.

>> No.18626649

Just put 10k in AAL, I figure they can't go any lower before being bailed out.

>> No.18626650
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Tendies back on the menu, boys.

>> No.18626653

>no prev thread
think i'll participate in the shit thread til it hits bump limit.
need to show these redditors that we're civil and not a bunch of hooting niggers

>> No.18626660

>>18626642
based retard

>> No.18626664
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>>18626640
lost somewhere in all the /smg/ threads

>> No.18626666

>>18626640

>>18626033

>> No.18626674

>>18626653
That's the exact opposite of what needs to be done. Go back.

>> No.18626675

>>18626591
Wrong Sven, my wave count says were at middle(2 day) of the beginning(1wk) of the end(1mo) of the beginning(4 mo) of the beginning(2Yr) of the end (10Yr).

>> No.18626680
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>>18626650
Bull meat is back on the menu boys

>> No.18626686

Bros I don’t respect women at all.

>> No.18626688

futures are up 2% wtf

>> No.18626689

>>18626033
Up 0.2%. Could be worse.

>> No.18626693
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18626693

Thank you for posting the actual thread.
Special thanks to that r*ddit nigger that takes all the brainlets into the other shitty thread :)

>> No.18626700

>>18626688
Wasted dubs.

>> No.18626702
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>>18626674
>1 post
i'm shocked!

>> No.18626721

>>18626675
typo
>middle(2 day) of the beginning(1wk) of the end(1mo) of the middle(4 mo) of the beginning(2Yr) of the end (10Yr) of the beginning (80yr).

>> No.18626724

>>18626688
Futures when market is still open.
????

>> No.18626735

>>18626702
>1 post
>start of thread
Yeah, that's how it's done.

>> No.18626761

>that big UNP drop after-hours and immediate bounce back
can someone explain to a brainlet why that happens?

>> No.18626773

>>18626666
Thanks and CHECKED

>> No.18626777
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>>18626735
3 posts

>> No.18626793
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>>18626735
it was predictive, probably accurate as well as i bet you one post a lot on other boards and do nothing in /smg/ but bitch about board culture.
and i won't be in that thread because it actually was made by the same street shitter as yesterday.
looking forward to you seething

>> No.18626812

When will RTX dip to 55 so I can drop 10k in it and ignore it for a few months?

>> No.18626817
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>be me, the guy who said his boss was hoping to bring him back by june
>now told that it will be august at the earliest, maybe later
>i've got unemployment from april to october

bros... how bad is the coronavirus situation right now exactly? remember they really want me back so if they're pushing the time out that means they really have to, so it worries me a bit.

>> No.18626819
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18626819

Yeeees, go down

>> No.18626821

>>18626675
what a fucked timescale.
>beginning of the end: 9 March 2020
>end of the beginning of the end: 20 April 2020
>beginning of the middle of the end: 22 April 2020
PREDICTION
>end of the middle of the end 7 May 2020
>beginning of the end of the end: 9 May 2020
>end of the end sometime in early August
>beginning of next cycle: Feb 2021
>beginning of next golden bull: June 2024

>> No.18626848
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CALIFORNIA LIFTING BAN ON ELECTIVE SURGERIES
>CALIFORNIA LIFTING BAN ON ELECTIVE SURGERIES
CALIFORNIA LIFTING BAN ON ELECTIVE SURGERIES
>CALIFORNIA LIFTING BAN ON ELECTIVE SURGERIES

BULLISH
AS
FUCK
for JNJ and ABBV, other medical device companies as well.

>>18626571
GJ!
But you forgot the
>previous thread
>>18625219

>>18626628
Absolutely based and correct and bvllish as fuck. Newfucks are easily triggered by tits, anime and cunny.

>> No.18626854

>>18626686
I feel the same way
why did they do this to /smg/
we were a respectable general thread just a few days ago and now it's all gone to shit

>> No.18626858
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18626858

Soon

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>>18626817
shit's fucked anon. truly.
what industry you in?

>> No.18626880

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1189876

Bullish for rtx

>> No.18626884

>>18626817
get your own enterprises together. I'm very jealous. enjoy your UI time, senpai. /biz/ renaissance.

>> No.18626886

>>18626859
a semiconductor multinational corporation.

>> No.18626911

Currently holding Cash and UGL. Up 10% for the month so that’s cool. Contemplating long dated SPY puts, but will likely wait for something else to open up

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>>18626848
THICK THIGHS OH MY.
except it's really not that bullish, it'll take weeks for the fat cunts in scheduling to even get the appointments made for the next few months and even then the corona round 2 hasn't even begun yet.

>> No.18626917

>>18626817
My work seemed pretty resilient until recently, furloughing 25% of our team on a monthly rotational basis - shit is fucked tbqh, the markets won't reflect that until people actually start losing their jobs/incomes and don't have money to """buy the dip"""

>> No.18626937

>>18626693
This

>> No.18626941

Is there a volume tracker for the spy? Want to see what percent of the day is in the first and last ten minutes

>> No.18626956

>>18626884
>get your own enterprises together

my own what? i am enjoying my time though, day trading has been fun and profitable. it's more about society as a whole and when (if ever) we return to normal, or if not what the "new normal" will be for society. i want someone to assure me that things are under control.

>> No.18626958

>>18626821
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was autistic enough to go through the timescales on that.

>>18626817
Semi bro? That's unfortunate, but probably going to be happening more and more often. That most certainly is not priced in. If they're doing a phased transition, I'm assuming they're bringing in the folks that are working remotely and/or are mission critical first, certainly anything fab related if you have that capability. Did you get an overview or timeline of how they're ramping up?

>>18626793
You're a bonafide Einstein.

>> No.18626980

>>18626941
get thinkorswim
3.7m first 10m
9.3m last 10m

>> No.18626995

So looking into commodities and the general market plus trends for "Authenticity" even in the middle of a recession got me thinking about selling vegetables.
I ran some numbers and an initial investment of 50 dollars nets between 500 and 3000 dollars for a rural town with no farmers market and 700 and 4000 for a small town with a farmers market. That is based on some initial Limitations such as having less than an acre and going with high producers rather than specialties. Further, jarring and selling the remains nets about 5 grand in a given year.
Obviously not much to live on. But worth doing as a kind of side gig to net extra income.

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>>18626956
your own projects or businesses.
>it's more about society as a whole and when (if ever) we return to normal
we have to get back to normal. if it's not going back to normal, the virus is too deadly and we're all basically dead and it's already over.

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>>18626911
>Cash
fuck that I'm going oldschool. Gonna get a rice silo setup.
>>18626941
just assume it's all of it and that's a good snapshot of what's actually happening on the daily.

>> No.18627011

>that SPY selloff

>> No.18627018
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>Tension against Iran heating up
>Pomeo just told the world Israel can annex pretty much the entire west bank if they want

I'm feeling good about my oil position

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>>18626817
I'm concerned about these slippy re-open estimates for my job too. Work at university, hands on job cannot be done from home. Need the place to be at least semi-open before I will get the green light to come back. Now they're saying all spring/summer session classes are online, no timeline for opening campus proper, already some rumblings about how about fall semester and do we do that partially online too? That's not good. Apparently enrolment for fall semester is high so far so I imagine the money is going to talk in that regard.

Optimistically I like to think this is overreaction while we're near peak outbreak, with forecasts hedging towards worst case scenario.

>> No.18627051

>>18627018
Its over anon, oil is finished. They just announced today that there is oil on the moon.

>> No.18627052

>>18626958
most critical people doing half days in june, august for less critical people and full shifts, contracts either coming back august or potentially not until the end of the year is what i heard. it's still tenative and subject to change. figured you guys might appreciate hearing about it as kind of a leading indicator of sorts. it would be neat if we could get responses from anons in different industries and get a bit of insider detail on the various responses to covid and how they're dealing with returning to work (or pushing it back further). idk if you could trade off of any of this though, obviously i can't tell you what company i work for specifically but i can give generalities i believe.

>> No.18627066

>>18627011
>selloff
>green

Smdh Bobos, you're not gonna like what you see tomorrow.

>> No.18627070

>>18627052
>tfw in semiconductor industry

>> No.18627074

>>18626999
>your own projects or businesses

i honestly have no idea wtf i could do besides the day trading stuff, that's the best i've got. i'd assume the gig economy with coding and such is pretty dead right now, idk if anyone gives a fuck about coding python.

>> No.18627086

>>18626821
What charts are you even looking at? This doesn't fit moves at all.

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>>18627018
Don't need to store it if you can just pump it from the ground and straight into a jet.
I'm still iffy about oil and no one answered me about shorting uso after they reverse split. I guess I'll just b myself

>> No.18627102

>>18627052
I've got some friends in engineering jobs up here in Leafland who just started getting laid off.

>> No.18627108

>>18626693
This

>> No.18627127

>>18627074
Honestly there's options. How much greenery do you have? How much liquid cash do you have? Off a 50 dollar investment you could sell produce for 100 to 200 a day yourself. If you have a garden you can grow and sell your own stuff. If you have computer skills you can whore yourself out for IT work at 45 a session which is considered cheap. Then scale up from there.
There's always a way to make money on top of day trading. I'm doing a produce selling thing this year, just for the extra cash.

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This whole virus shit has really got me pissed off. I still have to go to my gay ass factory job and I'm too fucking stupid to make money off the stock craziness. I'm sick of this gay bitch of a world.

>> No.18627147

>>18627024
unless we get some kind of cure it's hard to imagine anything besides online education becoming the norm from now on. all i remember from college is that it's just basically 20+ people crowded together in a room to listen to some dude speak for an hour or longer. maybe just restrict it to lab courses only to come on campus? i unironically learned more from youtube, various wiki's, and google than i ever did from college lmao, at the end of the day i don't care how good you think your prof is, you still have to sit by yourself reading and taking notes on a text book for hours every day. whether the courses are online or you go in for the doesn't change this imho.

>> No.18627150

>>18626956
There might be a new normal but it will be more government, unfortunately. We had to shut down the economy for a quarter and the government bailed us all out. Inflation is the big worry. It’s no surprise the market is still somewhat strong because interest rates are low. If there is pressure on the fed to raise rates, then and only then will you see the big boys move some money into bonds and out of the stock market.

>> No.18627179
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>Greatest unemployment in history
>Greatest world wide debt crisis in history
>Greatest oil crisis in history
>Impending depression, possible war
>Stocks at same level last year during a legendary bull run
Feeling comfy?

>> No.18627190

i'd rather euthanize every person over 65 than continue with this shut down bros, when do we revolt?

>> No.18627191

>>18627052
It sounds pretty similar to the conservative timelines I'm hearing. This will be the new normal people are not preparing for.

>>18627070
There are more semi anons here than I thought.

>>18627024
Universities hate liability, and with the influx of students during the semester, that's a whole hell of a lot of liability. The one near me is also debating going remote for Fall, but moving from an essential operations status to allowing things like academic and industrial research to continue. If I'm not mistaken, there are several facilities still up and running with limited access and support. There's a lot of internal debate amongst faculty on how to correctly handle online courses and graduate project/industrial sponsored research programs, though, so I think there will be enough push back such that Fall going remote/online will be a last resort.

>> No.18627196

>>18627179
yeah i like how people think the world is about to just return to "normal"

>> No.18627198
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>>18626956
Things are under control, trust.

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>>18627150
my only real question is how we deal with covid. at this point i consider money to be imaginary and they'll make up some bullshit to make all the bad numbers go away once covid is dealt with.

it sounds crazy but that's the reality we live in now. that $6 trillion or however much it ended up being woke me up to that. i can't even imagine what $6 trillion dollars looks like irl and they just printed it like it was nothing.

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>>18627190
no, pseudo neet life for lyfe

>> No.18627232

>>18627147
Partial online is okay. Lab stuff of course needs to be on site. It's not just about the classes though. The university is like a mini city. There are sports facilities, theatres, concert venue, restaurants, a bar, bunch of bric-a-brac shops, dorms, etc. All that shit is closed and must reopen.

>> No.18627235

>>18627205
I've become so demoralized anon. I think it's all fake. I just don't think I can do this anymore

>> No.18627238

>>18627209
correction, anyone over 65 and neets

>> No.18627247

>>18626956
>new normal
(((New Normal))) is kikespeak for ending all freedom. Just like (((authoritive))) news.

>> No.18627248

>>18627138
sounds like you’re the gay bitch, a retarded one on top of that

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>>18627086
how does it not?
>dead drop in early March
>bubbly bottom throughout apr
>"return to normal" now in full swing
PREDICTION
>middle of the end "false growth and stubborn bulls" begins today. Green tomorrow likely
>by early May it becomes clear that the markets won't really pump no Mayer what
>mid may is just rough "testing lows"
>market stagnates in patchy growth for awhile through May
>June is mostly nothing, small spikes thanks to soft economic reopening and vacation weather
>July Q3 begins
>smart money leaves the market in the next few days
>fools rush in
>the bottom falls out in mid/late July
>August is the end
I'm just spitballing don't take it personally.

>> No.18627264

>>18627205
There was no choice. It was either risk a collapse of the health care system, of the economy and the health care system and thus extreme levels of unrest, or shutter for a few months and provide stimulus. Too much uncertainty around an unknown virus to risk much else. At this state, as long as the health care system can support the influx of patients, a gradual reopening is the best we can do. If you get sick, you get sick.

>> No.18627278

>>18627191
i mean, what worried me is at first i heard potentially May, then June, now August. who's to say when we get to July they aren't gonna push back the August timeline? who's to say when they get to the end of year timeline they push that back yet again? it's clearly not "this is the time we're going back, end of story", it's more like "this is the time we go back... maaaayyybeeeee :^)" so who fucking knows.

what worries me is the sneaking suspicion that we're run by a bunch of manchildren who don't really know wtf to do in this situation. like, our leaders are manchildren (womenchildren?) who only know what it's like in the good times that they're just winging it right now and trying to fool us into thinking they know what to do and have things under control. and we won't really know this until it's too late and things get so bad that they can't contain it anymore. i hope im wrong.

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>hi guys look at my charts and predictions

>> No.18627304

Do you guys think tomorrow's unemployment report is priced in like all the previous ones, or will the trend be reversed and Jerome will fake out all the bulls by not pumping?

>> No.18627307

>>18627264
i agree with you but clearly money isn't based on anything except imagination and military might. thank God the US has the best military in the world, everyone always made fun of us for how much of our budget we put into the military industrial complex but when times get tough, you see it's value i guess.

>> No.18627319

>>18627304
priced in or not, the market could just go down just cause

>> No.18627323

>>18627257
>economic reopening in june
Literally impossible. Even assuming the distancing and quarantine measures are over (not looking likely, though july remains on the table), it will take at least half a year in a best case scenario for the jobs to come back and the companies to recoup their most pressing losses (they'll still be near-death).

>> No.18627327

>>18627205
Fuck covid. If it was going to win we would know by now. The vast majority are going to return to normal life and only think of this as history. Sure some people will be scared of germs, but come on, are we all really going to let a virus dictate our lives? I hope not.

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>>18627248
I literally do not even have it in me to refute you. I can't even think of what racist slur to hurl at you. It's all just so tiresome anon.

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just give it to me straight bros, is hertz gonna get bailed out? I have 50% of my networth in it and I am down 40% so far

>> No.18627345

anyone know how i can trade us options on degiro ?

>> No.18627347

>>18627336
no

>> No.18627350

>>18627297
>I'm 12 and what is this: The post
Fuck off tourist we're full.

>> No.18627351

we could have bad droughts, hurricanes, and more this summer

>> No.18627354

>>18627297
TA only really works intraday, where people/algos are trading actively all day and gaps don't exist.

>> No.18627361

>>18627235
Take the Spengler pill. Man and Technics.

>> No.18627363

>>18627304
Here's some interesting numbers, these are the unemployment numbers over the last 4 weeks with that days performance of the S&P

3/26/20 = 3.283m | +6.42%

4/02/20 = 6.648m | +2.28%

4/09/20 = 6.606m | +1.45%

4/16/20 = 5.245m | +0.58%

Do with this info what you will.

>> No.18627383

>>18627179
Its almost like the stonkmarket is completely detached from reality

>> No.18627389

>>18627354
It works at any timescale because the gap is irrelevant at higher-than-intraday scales. You don't care that it opened 2% down, you care that the candle spans from -10% to +10% of the previous price with open and close in the bottom.

>> No.18627395

>>18627278
>what worries me is the sneaking suspicion that we're run by a bunch of manchildren who don't really know wtf to do in this situation
Bruh, thats literally how life is. Everyone is making it up as they go. You think you can "prepare" to be president? A CEO? No.

>> No.18627396

>>18627334
i feel the same way, i only knew what to say because you said it already

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>>18627347
I am genuinely fucking scared, first time I lost real money

>> No.18627400

>>18627327
the fucked up thing is that from what i've been reading across the internet, it sounds like a lot of people have already likely got it and recovered. im one of them (antibody test WHEN???). anyone who got "the worst Flu of their lives" that tore through their family super quick, that was probably covid im guessing.

if anything i hope this causes a huge influx of money to be poured into medical infrastructure. at the very least during emergencies like covid we shouldn't be as fucked for something like ventilators and beds like we currently are, it's retarded.

>> No.18627401

>>18627363
Very interesting, thank you based anon.

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>>18627323
It's going to start, I never said it would be successful or play out quickly. Don't worry because this market was fucked before coronachan showed up. Flyover states are already beginning to open but the economic engine is too dependent on the stubborn coasts.

>> No.18627404

>>18627205
>they'll make up some bullshit to make all the bad numbers go away
there were so many other things that could have let you know. I'm glad this was an opportunity for more people to figure it out. It has less to do with covid and more to do with over leverage. covid really just kicked it off or is the excuse for the kick off.

>>18627257
i'm doubtful unless the unemployment sticks around as long term unemployment and goes through Q4.

>>18627278
>when we get to July they aren't gonna push back the August timeline
we should have better organization to deal with the virus and pandemic at that point. This does not apply for very densely populated areas. We will probably increase our surge capacity and get back to work if it's looking like it will take that long.

>>18627363
so... red.

>> No.18627409

>>18627398
it’s only a loss if you sell

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>>18627147
hopefully online education becomes the norm regardless of what happens. As much as I enjoyed the "college experience" it would be a hell of a lot better if students didn't have to sign up for unescapable debt burdens at 18 (many of them still mental children) just to study.

>>18627024
But there will always be a need for laboratory work to be done in an actual lab, we can't just expect students to buy their own mass spectrometer and fractionating cylinders, or fuck with nematodes in their own homes.

>>18627383
or that the stock market isn't meant to reflect current conditions, and is subject to wild fluctuations and exploitable dislocations in the short term?

>> No.18627442

>>18627403
Didn't this happen last year?

>> No.18627455

>>18627398
>HERTZ
>40% loss
Thats retarded, but least you didn't blow it like me.

>> No.18627457

>>18627409
I am too proud to sell now, but I heard they might do a stock split, and that would suck so badly

>> No.18627477

>>18627304
Higher the unemployment number, the higher stonks go up! Bring on 10 million unemployment ror!

>> No.18627478

>>18627455
what did you do anon?

>> No.18627480

>>18627345
you can't

>> No.18627486
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Bought $135 calls on Boeing expiring on 5/22 did i fuck up???

>> No.18627488

>>18626848
Fucking trannies gonna get us killed

>> No.18627492
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>>18627403
>bond yields
What yields?

>> No.18627503

>>18626812
Dont hold your breath lol

>> No.18627505

>>18627486
>"Fed starts to buy stocks directly with infinity money in an unprecedented manner."
No, you should've bought $1000 calls retard.

>> No.18627514

>>18627395
This, it is amazing that it's the reality, but it fucking is.

>> No.18627516

>Saudis sending 20 supertankers full of oil next couple of weeks
June contracts are gonna be negative a week before the contract closes, strap in boys.

>> No.18627517

>>18627404
There will absolutely be long term unemployment. Maybe not for all these workers but coronachan 2 electric bogaloo has already taken firm grasp over parts of China and will show up in the U.S. as well.
Why is it that people don't believe me when I say that the 24hr news cycle boomers value nothing but their own health and prosperity? This is known. They will be scared into quarantine for awhile and turtle up in their mcmansions causing a really weak bounceback in service jobs: read a massive amount of jobs.
>>18627442
yes and it signals a collapse, one that hasn't yet taken hold thanks to general trepidation regarding the future and the biggest money printing operation in human history.

>> No.18627519
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>>18627398
>50% off your networth in a fucking car rental agency
What the fuck are you doing. Not even the fucking 50% of your networth. Think about that. You put your ass on the line for a fucking car rental company. holy shit what are you doing

>>18627422
>isn't meant to reflect current conditions
we've been inflated since at least 16. We must be looking out to 2030 or something.

turbobaka hours

>> No.18627520

>>18627404
>It has less to do with covid and more to do with over leverage. covid really just kicked it off or is the excuse for the kick off.

to be fair, it's always overleverage and it's always people thinking "X only goes up", whether X is stonks or mortage-backed securities or tulips (yes, tulips) or whatever. and it has happened multiple times throughout history. we've recovered from every one and entered a bull run afterwards btw, look at what happened after 2008 ffs. probably the same thing will happen again after covid. and then in another decade there will be another 2008 or another covid or SOMETHING and it will crash everything again during the panic caused by all of the people who overleveraged during the bull run that lasted for many years.

it's the boom&bust cycle of capitalism and it keeps. fucking. happening. to be fair im pretty new to the idea myself but i have been extensively studying The Great Depression, stock market crashes and financial crises throughout history, and really anything i can get my hands on that might help me to prepare to profit from both this one and the next one. right now im mostly looking out for either another "crash" like we had in march, like a 2nd leg down, or a beginning of the new bull run where we have dealt with covid and the stock market more or less returns to "stonks only go up xD" mode. i feel like the crash will probably happen first, you'll know by the volatility similar to the march crash.

>> No.18627521
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18627521

Give me one reason not to put everything I have into KOS right now.

>> No.18627524

>>18627492
Isn't this bullish for stocks? Treasury yield is so shit that you should be buying stocks instead.

>> No.18627538
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>>18627304
That’s not what really matters right now, everyone knows we’re in a cycle of massive layoffs.

What isn’t well known is what further stimulus measures banks and governments are willing to do. This ECB move could be huge.

>> No.18627548

>>18627400
I don’t know what to believe. It would suck to see someone die because of covid, but I personally am comfortable knowing that death is coming for us all. We will learn from this.

>> No.18627551

>>18627514
Literally
>you mean my parents don’t know everything??
Combined with a little
>man plans, god laughs

>> No.18627552

>>18627478
>Lost bullish calls to the first crash
>Recovered nearly all with puts
>Doubled down on puts
>Market recovers 20%
>Don't sell like a retard
>lost 80%
Pretty devastating. It was all "disposable" but it hurts a lot.

>> No.18627555

>>18627422
the real redpill is to find a good, accredited community college. cost me only $10k for 2 years to get my AS in EE, calculus is the same whether it's taught in CC or MIT. then you can transfer to a good college for your BS and beyond, and they'll give you a bunch of incentives because you've proved that you can handle college (they love CC transfers because a lot of kids who just go straight to a 4-year college will drop out early because they can't hack it, so the college doesn't get 4+ years of money from those kids).

>> No.18627561

>>18627519
my uncle shilled the fuck out of it to me, about how their physical assets wouldn't depreciate and shit, so it looked rly cheap. I always see them everywhere I go too, so seemed like a good idea

>> No.18627565

give me one reason why the S&P won't be 6000 in my lifetime

>t. 25 yr boomer

>> No.18627577

>>18627422
>or that the stock market isn't meant to reflect current conditions, and is subject to wild fluctuations and exploitable dislocations in the short term?
The value of the market in 2007 was twice as much as it was in 2009, despite GDP being exactly the same. The stonkmarket has literally nothing to do with the economy at this point. Its a casino based on our collective psychosis.

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Anyone have any healthcare related companies that are down I should look at? Wanting to go super long on it, with all the boomers getting old and this shit happening I might buy

>> No.18627581

>>18626848
im pretty sure it's impossible for a little girl to have thighs that thick, anon. anime is crazy.

>> No.18627592

>>18627524
>yes abandon all your safe investments goy!
>no, don't worry, we're going to bounce back like a v! the govt printed us all this money to play with so nothing can go wrong!
run while you still can.
If you're still bullish then I have a question for you: How many reddit bookmarks do you have really?

>> No.18627595

>>18627565
It'll be 10000

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>>18627565
It'll go to the moon.

>> No.18627599

>>18627521
Too much debt and the saudis started this with the express intention of killing people like KOS. Just buy XOM.

>> No.18627600

Whats the best way to short oil, besides USO puts.

>> No.18627614

>>18627579
WELL

Healthcare and senior living REIT

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>>18627565
probably because you're going to die in a few years when the civil war breaks out.

>> No.18627619

>>18627395
>You think you can "prepare" to be president? A CEO?
The real answer is yes. The problem is that only dumb people ever take these roles by design.

>> No.18627621

>>18627524
Its bullish for depression.

>> No.18627625

>>18627565
Because you will be sitting at the bottom of the Pacific in the hull of a troops transport ship with the rest of the draftees sunk by a ¥7000.00 knock off torpedo

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>>18627592
>reddit
Are you projecting?

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I'm such a dumb stupid bitch. This is beyond retardation. This is the SECOND FUCKING TIME I have bought calls on an ETN that is getting shut down. Like I honestly don't know how I could even. I seriously think I may have schizophrenia and one guy is just fucking 40 iq. Then I look back like 2 hours later and I seriously, literally, in real life, in real time, want to bash in my own nose with my fist.

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>>18626848
based cunnyposter

>> No.18627657

>>18627548
>I don't know what to believe.

I believe in crowdsourcing. it's like going on amazon and reading a ton of reviews for a product and seeing what the most common pros and cons people say are. the media can lie to you but if you hear the same sort of anecdotal stories from hundreds or thousands of people same similar shit then it's probably true. the more people who say it the higher likelihood that it is true. for example if the media was hyping up this virus and everyone on the internet was saying that they didn't get it and never seen anyone who got it, you could tell something was up, you know what i mean? crowdsourcing.

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>>18627619
>everyone else is just dumb
Yes anon, you are indeed the smart one.

>> No.18627666

>>18627400
Nooooo we have to pay for sanctuary cities

>> No.18627667

>>18627599

It started sub $1 and it's already up 10% today. Supposedly it will double at least. It's the only oil stock that wasn't affected by negative dollar oil. Do you think it'll crash again?

And I already bought $1000 of XOM earlier, thank you, it's the only other oil stock I own right now

>> No.18627677

>>18627621
Where's the depression?

>> No.18627683

>>18626761
dumbasses using market orders after hours

>> No.18627684

>>18627619
I disagree. Many smart people want to be president but the process of getting elected and running a country wherein your greatest interests are also your most repeatable sound bites dumb you down immensely. I don't even think Trump is stupid, he's just crass and not well versed politically. He should've just stayed in tv and shit his shows were great.

>> No.18627690

>>18627666
if anything this is going to fast track The Wall, lmao.

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>>18627677
Where? You're in one!

>> No.18627699

>>18627579
Iron Mountain, they have 10% dividend yield and they are the biggest data management and record keeping around the world, it's on discount since coronavirus.

>> No.18627703

>>18627561
But anon, a rental car depreciates like a motherfucker. They also get it in the ass when they go to sell the car later because the used car market is fucked for the forseeable future.

>> No.18627707

>>18627691
Yeah, depression for wagecucks. Who cares? Shitty companies already died and only leaving nimble and intelligent companies with best of best employers to carry us for onwards.

>> No.18627712

>>18627621
haha green line go up wheeee! [autistic clapping]

>> No.18627714

>>18627699
This. A great long-term buy.

>> No.18627715

>>18627561
WHO IS TRAVELING TO USE RENT VEHICLES
Think for yourself.

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>>18627636
>projecting
no I'm not dumb enough to be a part of this market whatsoever let alone be a bull.
I'm fully divested thank you. please keep your reddit screencaps in the other much worse smg clone that was created specifically for coping redditors like you.

>> No.18627727

>>18627684
This is exactly part of the "design" I speak of.

>> No.18627734
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>>18627648

>> No.18627737

>>18627707
>wagecucks
So most people?
>Shitty companies already died and only leaving nimble and intelligent companies with best of best employers to carry us for onwards.
Is this bait?

>> No.18627747

>>18627717
are you seriously bragging about not making easy money the past month?

>> No.18627755

>>18627727
>Only dumb people take these roles
no, that implies that they were dumb before they took the job.
>only people in these roles are made to be dumb as a function of the role itself
see the difference?

>> No.18627756

>>18627667
look at the long term chart and their balance sheet. Oil had a sector wide rally, but they are still gonna get fucked.

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>>18627581
>little girl
Anon what the hell are you talking about. Don’t be baka. Anime loli ≠ little girl. They’re just petite semen demons.

I don’t know how you got a BS in EE without having common knowledge like that.

>> No.18627775

>>18627737
>Qu'ils mangent de la brioche
Oh no! Most people are poor and poor gets poorer! Go vote for Bernie faggot.

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>>18627747
>easy money
can you please stop rubbing it in.

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so I'm the retard that bought 1 share of like 30 different stocks yesterday... I know I have some selling and consolidating to do but rate baby's first portfolio day 2

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>>18627747
better safe than sorry.

>> No.18627813

>>18627796
See>>18627793
You literally did much better than me.

>> No.18627822

>>18627796
this is fucking stupid because your weighting is all over the place and its difficult to follow what the fuck you even own

sell it all, buy VTI, then buy more VTI

>> No.18627823

>>18627657
For what it’s worth I too was very sick last October-November. It felt like someone stuck cotton balls where my ears drain into my throat. Cough and fever. Spent two days with a cold towel on my forehead.

>> No.18627827

>>18627796
Still garbage, not as bad as yesterday though.

>> No.18627835

>>18627793
Im sorry anon, but it wasnt just Easy money, it was Free Money

>> No.18627838

>>18627822
based Vanguard

I'm all in on VFIAX and VTMGX

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>>18627488
that's such a small number of medical procedures compared to the boomers who want this blemish removed, want to get their botox, a face lift, have their eyes done, upgrade their leathery tits, etc. Fuck there's probably more backalley ass-fat injections for instathots who need to attract more simps.

>> No.18627862

>>18627838
75% of my portfolio is VTSAX

25% is individual equities i want to be overweight on, like MSFT and V etc

>> No.18627902

>>18627862
good man

>> No.18627924

>>18627796
Sell Uber, MGM, Ford. Don't buy anything else. Post again tomorrow at this time so we can look it over again.

>> No.18627941

>>18627796
Better, now sell all your airlines except for one of two, sell every position under 100 dollars, and put some into XOM and more into BAM KO and something like FB or appl.

>> No.18627968

>>18627862
Why Vanguard mutual funds and not their respective ETFs?

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NAT

>> No.18627998

>>18627822
If you ignore most of the stocks with 1 share, which I plan on selling, it doesn't seem to hard to follow for me.
>>18627924
Why sell Uber and MGM? MGM should rise again when the china flu shutdown is over no?
>>18627941
Why consolidate into one airline? Wouldn't it be safer to spread your money into the airlines? They'll all rise at the same time when they do rise.

>> No.18627999
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>DIX still ≥ 45%
>GEX still > 0

Soooooo Darkpools still buying and market makers hedges still indicating less downside?

>> No.18628018

>>18627999
>indicating less downside?
and less upside

>> No.18628025

>>18627998
If your bullish on mgm look into william hill

>> No.18628038

>>18627968
the mutual funds are always better if you can get to the $3000 minimum

they're basically the same but with ETFs the price action can fuck you and I like that after I hit the $3000 minimum I can set up auto-investment or just throw in $50 if I want to

plus automatic dividend reinvestment etc etc

>> No.18628050

>>18627998
Diversification is for people who don't know what they are doing, look into the balance sheets, find the best one, and invest in it. Also look into NEE and TDY for a utility and industrials play respectively, buy them UNDER 200 and 250

>> No.18628056

>>18628038
Clinically retarded or just pretending?

>> No.18628064

>>18627999
checked, also lol DICKS

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>>18627520
>Why is it that people don't believe me when I say that the 24hr news cycle boomers value nothing other than their own health
I'll drink one to that. we'll probably get FDR 2.0 orangestep remix (munchkin bootleg ver) before its a full collapse. PS International cultural elitist Frenchie fetishists can fuck off about the way the president presents. Trump has singlehandedly pissed off everyone, and it's great and called for. Unironically, the US has needed trade protectionism and someone to stomp on chinese IP theft desperately. It's about time.

>>18627520
I'm guessing that the second leg down is sooner than you might think but later than I'm thinking. I don't have a good sense for the mid-term because i'm not sure how these bankruptcies and defaults will go. Long term we'll be fine.

>> No.18628076

>>18628056
>>18628056
nice post

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>>18628064

>> No.18628092

CAN WE STOP CRABBING FOR ONE WEEK HOLY SHIT

>> No.18628145

>>18627998
As a customer I hate the Uber software. The driver quality has gone down as well, used to be retirees that could drive well and talk if you felt like it. Now it's a bunch of sandniggers and somalis in beat up minivans. From a business standpoint this chink coof has killed them even with UberEats. Demand for cold McDonalds delivery will go away.
MGM will have problems with their sportsbook and lack of tourist dollars.
This is, of course, just my opinion. I think there are better things you can buy.

>> No.18628151

>>18627363
Why are you cherry picking days and not showing every day?

>> No.18628168

SNAP gonna dump bigly

>> No.18628170

When does printing money become a problem? Literally why can't we pay people 2 grand a month forever if we're going to do it now

>> No.18628174

>>18628145
Now everyone is gonna have to be an uber driver

>> No.18628178

>>18628092
No.

>> No.18628187

>>18628073
>Trump has singlehandedly pissed off everyone, and it's great and called for. Unironically, the US has needed trade protectionism and someone to stomp on chinese IP theft desperately. It's about time.

BASED, though unsurprising. Trump was elected as a check on the PC culture the silent majority despises. that's why i voted for him, alongside how i felt that he had his own riches so he wasn't beholden to special interests and very obviously speaks honestly what is on his mind. the schoolyard nicknames like crazy bernie, sleepy joe, etc are hilarious specifically because the left has no sense of humor and get offended by literally everything.

>I'm guessing that the second leg down is sooner than you might think but later than I'm thinking.

agreed, like i said look for a repeat of what happened in march some time, look for that big red dildo accompanied by some kind of important FA news (for march it was specifically that other countries besides China had infections, i forget whether it was specifically the first case in US causing it to tank or if it was before that, but it was definitely covid getting out of China. look for something like that again, idk what it'd be but you'll probably know it if you read the news and see the big red dildo on the SPY chart some day). that's how you'll know, also probably a bunch of pink wojaks here.

>Long term we'll be fine.

also agreed. i believe in our technology above all else. worst case scenario i believe in the US military, hopefully it doesn't come to that though. clearly tech is way way more advanced than in 1929 (or 1918).

>> No.18628189

>>18626571
sell sell sell, 15% unemployment, oil is worthless for 3 months, states are going to go bankrupt. Also if your still holding link ur kill

>> No.18628199

>>18628145
I'll consider selling Uber but my investment in MGM is much like the airlines. I wouldn't be surprised if they go down, but in 1-2 years I expect them to return to near pre-virus levels

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>>18628174
where are they going?

>>18628187
fugg i'm having an aneurysm or something

first part of >>18628073
for >>18627517

>> No.18628239

>>18628151
kek

>> No.18628244

FUTURES

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>18628244
BOBROOOOOOOS

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>>18627684
>Trump is a crass TV personality
>In reality, Trump is a savvy, eccentric businessman
Orange man bad am I right?

>> No.18628264

>>18628230
yeah i know but i wanted to respond to that anyways :)

>> No.18628267

>>18628170
Cause unless you also regulate the price of everything else you'd have inflation out the ass.

>> No.18628287

>>18628170
Because its labor that gives the money its value in a fiat system. No labor = no value.

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>> No.18628311

What is your guys stock picks for industrials, tech, and defense?

Currently balls deep in two energy companies and RTX, looking to diversify.

>> No.18628317

>>18628230
Everyones gonna have to be an uber driver because of unemployment.

>> No.18628335

>>18628168
the fuck are you talking about it is up 35% today. it is one of the top tech names, msft, aapl, amzn, snap

>> No.18628341

>>18628267
That being said, bring on the 2nd wave of Govt checks. I'll take 2400 more dollars on top of the 2400 I already got. Cause I'm a greedy bastard who makes shit a year.

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>>18628297
I like it.

>> No.18628350

>>18628311
I aint buying shit until we hit the bottom. VIX gotta be under 20. No more stimulus bullshit. Companies aren't filing bankruptcy. Unemployment is low. We've moved out of China.

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>>18628264
at least i don't need to deal with horrible TDS for another two or three months.

>>18628317
are they just going to drive into the sunset? what will be the destination? who's using uber?

>>18628350
unemployment is going to pass 25% if it hasn't already. we will probably dip under 50% labor participation.

>> No.18628366

>>18627138
Ah babe you literally sound like me.

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>>18626642
>>18628335
Wow, an actual retard.

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>>18628297
This is my favorite version.

>> No.18628396

>>18628350
Would you recommend that I shit on my 1k and just wait? I thought that we were gonna get cheaper deals but shit that should be down just goes up.

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Ah so the intraday rise of Asian market yesterday was caused by the opening of European market? And American futures?

>> No.18628456

>>18628145
All drivers at work are all nigs

>> No.18628459

>>18628390
cute

>> No.18628462

>>18628374
Sounds bullish. I'm gonna hire a jerome for 1 an hour and have him sell "Official south african produce" I make.

>> No.18628463

>>18628396
You could Dollar Cost Average into something like KO. A lot of big funds are sitting on cash.

>> No.18628468

>>18628367
I'm picturing two Uber drivers paying for rides from each other using credit cards with deferred interest for 21 months.

>> No.18628477

>>18628311
TDY(under 250), GOOG, RTX(LHX and the classic LMT and NOC are alternatives.)

>> No.18628483

FUTURES IN THE RED

>> No.18628493

Wait what rough rice futures have now risen to almost 16? Highest since 2013?

>> No.18628499

>>18628483
OH NONO NOOOOO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18628504

>>18628477
>TDY
why would someone buy a 30 p/e stock right now with so many other options. here is a tip the lower p/e the better. snap has literally 0 p/e and look at how much it went up today. people know value when they see it.

>> No.18628508

>>18628493
rough ricers keep moving
this is a lean hogs board

>> No.18628521
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2 days ago I argued with somebody about the trump tax cuts. He said the tax cuts increased tax earnings. I doubted that. Now I have proof:
>In 2018 compared with 2017, corporate tax revenues declined to $205 billion from $297 billion
LOL, nobody will care, it's just me talking into the void

>> No.18628527

Is the stock market how they distribute some of the bailout money? Fed has the ceo put up a market order for 10, they buy it, stock goes up, in the endless crab battle?

>> No.18628529

Why are futures red
Did I miss something?

>> No.18628540

>>18628483
Bruh at least wait till the morning before giving a fuck about futures

>> No.18628547
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>>18628483
HOLY SHIT THAT PULSING RED -0.15%

>> No.18628549

>>18628529
You missed futures going red from the sound of it

>> No.18628554

>>18627862
when did you get in on vstax?
>>18628261
I never said that. I just said he wasn't stupid. He's actually not very good at business but as a showpiece for authority with a knack for what people want he's a genius. I just don't think he's very "presidential"

>> No.18628560
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Nasdaq futures about to flip green

>> No.18628563

>>18628549
Can’t believe I missed it bros

>> No.18628567

>>18628521
Why does the tax rate even matter when we can just print money

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>>18628521
did taxes decrease in that time period?

>> No.18628579

>>18628547
NOW IT'S NEGATIVE .06!
BUY BUY BUY!

No seriously this is the opposite of any kind of friggin worry

>> No.18628581

>>18626571

> tax earnings from some of the economy

lol this kike

>> No.18628590
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18628590

US unemployment numbers tomorrow? I assume unless it is 100 million plus it is bullish and a green day.

>> No.18628596

>NAT

Tanker chads will inherit the virus infested wastelands

>> No.18628600

>>18628504
Lmfao, funny, but I fully recognize it, that's why I say buy it on a dip, great company but it's just overvalued rn. But a great company with its tentacles everywhere. Great growth opportunity with a solid balance sheet

>> No.18628611

>>18628168
No, it's going to go up again. Why? Because I'm going to dump it.

>> No.18628619

Oh!
USCF, the manager of the fund, said that it will execute a one-for-eight reverse share split for USO that will go into effect after the close on April 28.

A reverse stock split reduces the number of shares outstanding, but raises the price of the stock. This is a cosmetic change and the net effect to the return for existing shareholders will be nothing. None of the fund’s fundamentals are altered.

Time to buy for cheap and see what happens. I've never sat in on a reverse stock split.

>> No.18628620

>>18628590
Some guy posted the changes from last thread, the trend of the s&p on the last few Thursdays. Went from up 6% week one, 1% week three, .5% last week

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>>18627993
>>18628596

>> No.18628626

>>18628493
It could be due to the locust swarms in Africa which might migrate to India and China.

>> No.18628635

>>18628199
Okay, but you shouldn't have more than two airlines. I personally wouldn't have more than one and I would choose fucking carefully. Airlines have a lot trouble in normal times.

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18628661

Is it bullish to have a dog breeder in charge?

>> No.18628663

>>18628567
> Just print it bro just make it go brrrrrrr just believe in MMT bro
Jokes aside even MMT people believe taxes are necessary to decrease money supply

>> No.18628667

>>18628620
>>18628590
That was me fren, reposting below

Here's some interesting numbers, these are the unemployment numbers released over the last 4 weeks, with the result for the day in the S&P.

3/26/20 = 3.283m | +6.42%

4/02/20 = 6.648m | +2.28%

4/09/20 = 6.606m | +1.45%

4/16/20 = 5.245m | +0.58%

Do with these numbers what you will.

>> No.18628670

>>18627480
great feels good to be cucked eternally

>> No.18628671

>>18628468
>credit cards
Obtained via fraud. They are already doing it.
t. public safety wageie

>> No.18628677

>>18628619
It just mean you will have 100 shares that worth 16 USD each instead of 800 shares that worth 2 USD each

>> No.18628678

>>18628620
Please post. Did s&p rally?

>> No.18628705

>>18628661
bulldogish

>> No.18628709

>>18628667
Welp I guess bulls take tomorrow. There's no way an additional 6 million are going to have been made unemployed. Unless that is total numbers?

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>>18628667
>>18628620
>>18628590
I'd advise not reading too closely into this.

As said earlier:
>>18627538

>> No.18628723

>>18628619
Careful usually when reverse splits happen the company loses that new share price pretty quick, because thats usually a sign of desperation.

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>>18628678
No we're going down

>> No.18628732

>>18628667
it's almost like reality is starting to hit :^)

>> No.18628736
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

also to settle a dispute in previous thread, my opinion: both HD and LOW are based but LOW is more based

>> No.18628760

>>18628709
This is gonna be historic though because it will wipe out all of the jobs created since the bottom of the great recession.

>> No.18628763

>>18628570
Tax earnings is the wrong term? I think it's called tax revenue. English is not my first language.

>> No.18628777

>>18628709
Unemployment is probably in the 30-40 mil range, seems like six mil is as much as the government can process in a week.

>> No.18628781

What are some good companies with low P/E ratio's right now?

>> No.18628786

>>18628736
Might wanna take off BA..

>> No.18628805

>>18628678
See >>18628667.

>>18628714
The ECB junk bond purchases will go to support corporations that can issue corporate bonds, and thereby ensure that those businesses don't go under and are still able to employ people when they're operational again. That's separate to the fiscal stimulus that the governments will have to provide their citizenry in order to prevent social unrest, which they're doing. The problem is that SMBs are still taking the largest hits, are still getting limited funding, employ a large number of people, and hence will result in a large amount of unemployment and loss productivity/income. Banks are preparing for defaults to rise as a result by hoarding cash and increasing credit restrictions, and the government is obviously going as quickly as it can (as if) with additional fiscal stimulus legislation, but I think we're going to see that it's not enough and more importantly not quick enough, in the end.

>>18627307
We've spent a lot of money and American lives to maintain our geopolitical hegemony. We better utilize it some how.

>>18627278
The phases will most likely get pushed back for densely populated areas, but as long as we have the capacity in the health care system to absorb the incoming patients, we'll be okay-ish. The Gibbs Free Extension to those that are economically hardest hit is going to be the larger issue, one which I don't think we'll be capable of absorbing in the timeline we will have to do so.

>> No.18628808

>>18628763

tax revenue for the entire economy was not just 205 billion. try again, schlomo

>> No.18628816

What is Frac Sand?
Frac sand is a high-purity quartz sand with very round grains. It is very durable and provides a crush-resistant material used in the oil and gas industry for hydraulic fracturing (also called “fracking). Rock units composed of quartz grains that have gone through multiple cycles of weathering and erosion are potential sources of frac sand material. This evolution has removed most mineral grains other than quartz resulting in grains with very round shapes.

The demand for frac sand has risen dramatically in recent years as an increasing number of oil and natural gas wells use the hydraulic fracturing process. A single well using hydraulic fracturing can use a few thousand tons of frac sand. The surge of specialized drilling has created a billion dollar frac sand industry in just a few years.

How Frac Sand is Used
Some subsurface rock contains large amounts of oil, natural gas, or natural gas liquids that cannot flow freely to a well because the rock is impermeable to the degree that the fluids cannot flow through them. The fracking process presents a solution by creating fractures in the rock.

This is accomplished by drilling a well into the rock and sealing the portion of the well in the petroleum-bearing zone. Water treated with chemicals and thickeners to create a viscous gel is then pumped into that portion of the well using a high pressure process. The gel facilitates the water’s ability to carry grains of frac sand in a suspended state.

Large pumps at the surface increase water pressure in the sealed portion of the well until pressure is sufficient to fracture surrounding rocks. Water rushes rapidly through the fractures, making them larger and pushing them deeper into the rock. Because billions of sand grains are pushed deep into the fractures, it can take several thousand tons of frac sand to stimulate a single well.

BUY SLCA

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Goodnight /smg/ wishing you all some circuit breaker dreams

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>>18628626
Seems like it's not something easy to resolve

>> No.18628843

May 1 is when some states are thinking about re-opening everything. Watch as shit just gets worse not long after. They've said my state has hit the peak and 14 days with no more cases they're gonna re-open. So yeah, looks like my "early retirement" will soon be over.. Just when I was getting used to it to.

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>>18628763
Sorry friend, I meant did the rate of tax (%) decrease or increase between 2017/2018 - i'd like to know who was correct in your argument.

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>>18628816
>it can take several thousand tons of frac sand to stimulate a single well.
lewd

>> No.18628858

>>18628816
Prices are too low for that type of oil production especially if all they are getting is light crude.

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>>18628818
Sleep well anon

>> No.18628883

>>18628781
RTX, XOM, TSLA(lol)

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HLX mooning tommorow who else got in low.

>> No.18628885

>>18628816
frac sand is fucked bro. you need oil over $40 per barrel before even thinking about it.

>> No.18628911

Bros should I put it all on Intel calls?

>> No.18628928

>>18628816
lol have you seen oil?

>> No.18628929

>>18628808
Corporate tax revenue for the entire economy was 205 billion

>> No.18628931

>>18628590
Where.... What does the other hose do...

>> No.18628935

>>18628911
Sure

>> No.18628936

B I G T I M E

>> No.18628937

>>18628709
I'd expect another 5 million claims which will be bad enough.
>>18628714
I disagree completely. We just spent another half a trillion yesterday, the market shrugged. In my view, the liquidity that was processed was by far the majority of it, and as some analysts believe wasn't done to stave off a recession or even a depression, those are believed to be inevitable at this point, the liquidity was to stave off mass social unrest. It worked. The rest will be corporate bailouts, and they will be slow, long drawn out political fights.

>> No.18628943

>>18628823
Oh boy, I feel we're heading into exciting times.

>> No.18628952

>>18628911
never have I ever seen a post this retarded.

>> No.18628965

>>18628929

tax cuts were for businesses and individuals. if your claim is correct, it would have declined in both corporate and individuals as well as overall. it did not. 2018 revenues were higher than 2017 revenues. and 2019 revenues were higher.

>> No.18628970

>>18626848
Why does she have a ball sack on the end of her tail?

>> No.18628971

>>18628816
This is a very clear and annoying pump attempt.

>> No.18628979

>>18628848
I have the numbers from this very interesting article:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/hbr.org/amp/2020/01/why-stock-buybacks-are-dangerous-for-the-economy
<Corporate tax breaks contained in the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act of 2017 provided the corporate cash for the vastly increased level of buybacks in 2018. First, there was a permanent cut from 35% to 21% in the tax rate on corporate profits earned in the United States.

>> No.18628984

Hearing Mike Pence speak right after listening to Trump feels like night and day.

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feels bad that i got stopped out of my NQ sell at 8670
oh well, there are opportunities every day

>> No.18628988

>>18628823
Oh thank god I have a setup to sell fruits and vegetables. I can make a fucking killing off supply shortages.

>> No.18628994

https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/04/20/brookfield-backed-group-seeking-8-billion-in-fundi.aspx

Based BAM at work already. The writing is on the wall folks. So strong they have the free time to buy a pipeline.

>> No.18629019

>>18628883
>RTX
In it already and is 51% of my portfolio
>XOM
the GE of oil
>TSLA
too poor.

>> No.18629031

>>18628984
It's not as night and day as like Trump and Fauci

>> No.18629034

>>18627052
Building industry here. All interior doors and their components are basically monopolized by masonite. They're virtually impossible to get for the year now. No new home construction can really be finished. Which means all of it will sit unfinished.
Home buildings sales have dropped to almost a few a month. This will add to the housing squeeze maybe and help keep home prices high? Just a thought. I work at a lumber yard in a desk job. Sales. Big slow down.

>> No.18629035

>>18628984
he’s just as retarded
>walmart is making gowns
walmart has no manufacturing ability

>> No.18629043

>>18629019
The GE of oil? What?

>> No.18629052

>>18629019
>In it already and is 51% of my portfolio
rip

>> No.18629077

>>18629035
apparently they just asked them to identify a supplier and they did

>> No.18629089

>>18629019
Also careful, airlines are pretty fucked, they're gonna have issues on the UTX side with RTX.

If you want a stock pick, BAM.

https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/04/20/brookfield-backed-group-seeking-8-billion-in-fundi.aspx

Already out shopping. This time for pipelines in the ME.

>> No.18629092

>>18628816
any company that provides materials for fracking would be a company I'd want to short

>> No.18629098

>>18628965
If the economy grows tax revenue grows. You don't know if tax revenue would have been even higher if tax rates remained the same. I'm more concerned about corporate tax cuts.

>> No.18629121

French newfag here, the Renault stock is curently sitting at 16, it was nearly a hundred for the last five years. I really wanna dump the 5k I have saved into it and go long. This is one of our trademark companies and I'm sure the government will bail them out. I want to turn that into 30k

>> No.18629133

>>18629098
taxation is how the destroy money in an MMT scenario

>> No.18629134

>>18629121
you have my approval
if it falls you can live in my basement for up to 4 months

>> No.18629172

>>18629043
Titan of US industry whose being mismanaged by a board who is focused on maintaining the divided at the expense of cashflow and eventually if things go really wrong they will go the way of GE/F/X

>> No.18629174

>>18629133
Yes. So even MMT people see that there could be problem with too much money printing.

>> No.18629177

>>18629089
why would you buy bam with a 50 billion market cap when you could buy snap with only 20 billion market cap. that is a 150% gain.

>> No.18629181

BASED futures traders erasing novice market hour retail trader's foolish price action

>> No.18629185

https://www.teekay.com/blog/2019/04/30/teekay-corporation-agrees-to-sell-remaining-interests-in-teekay-offshore-to-brookfield-for-100-million/

Oooo interesting find.. They're everywhere folks. Can't hide. Brookfield is smart, you can't beat em, join em.

>> No.18629189

>>18629121
Bonjour Pierre. You should go all in on TOT or BNP since those are the only other "respectable" companies to have come out of France.

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>tfw you realize QE is deflationary

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>>18629195
no.

>> No.18629241

>>18629172
Cashflow is perfectly fine, they cut CapEx to match their losses, plus dividends are gonna be held by all of the oil giants. It's important to shareholders.

>> No.18629265

>>18629195
What big brain analysis led you to that conclusion?

>> No.18629281

>>18628297
Kek

>> No.18629289

>>18629181
Based. Shorts gonna print!!
>>18629177
Fuck... you're right, but can snap buy tankers and pipelines? But fuck you're buying a market cap of only 50B when APPL is 1T thats like 20x

>> No.18629290

>>18629189
I'm watching the TOT one as well, and I'm starting to look into brokers. I feel like I've got to move my ass now

>> No.18629292

Fellas, I'm a retard with not much free time but a decent amount of money. I understand you have a lot of links in the OP, but for the sake of saving some time, would you recommend any sort of supplemental materials?

Sorry if this question seems lazy, because it kind of is. But I just wanted to consult The Professionals before I suffer from trying to figure out the unknown unknowns.

>> No.18629312

>>18629292
Save this for the next thread - we're about to move

>> No.18629336

>>18629292
I don't understand... If you don't have the time to put into it, what are you trying to get out of it? You could just light the cash on fire.

>> No.18629350

>>18629292
First? Buy BAM.

Second?
https://epdf.pub/bear-market-investing-strategies-wiley-trading.html

Learn to read balance sheets. And try to invest with trends, you are investing because you think their earnings will continue to grow in the future. Invest in stable companies, Market caps above 10B, look for revenue growth.

Third?
Realize that was a waste of time because the thousands of people at BAM work there because they understand this more than you and they are there to make you more money.

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IT DIDN'T CRASH BROS

>> No.18629371

>>18629356
YET

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>>18629236
>>18629265
the fed is exchanging cash for treasury bonds and then they will sit on those bonds forever. this means companies/banks have more cash but less treasuries, which actually have a yield whereas cash does not. they now hold more assets with zero yield, which means less money in their pocket in the end, which means less money circulating

>> No.18629379

Gonna make a new thread... Give me about 2 minutes.

>> No.18629387

>>18629356
Hopefully shitty unemployment has a red day and let's me recoup some losses on that spy put

>> No.18629388

>>18629379
ok

fuck bobos

>> No.18629395

>>18628714
Remember people taught we wouldn't have a massive layoff wave

>> No.18629404

New thread is up.

>>18629397

>>18629397

>>18629397

>>18629397

>>18629397

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Yawn... not worried until futures break 2752, not closing my longs until 2737. This market has one more pump to 2920 before the crash.

>> No.18629484

>>18629035
He the brain tho

>> No.18629530

>>18629373
>less money in their pocket in the end, which means less money circulating
sure, but they're going to have more money to employ now. What is velocity?

>> No.18629606

>>18629121
Deutsche bank is sitting at 6 dollars rn and they werw at 35 a few years ago, id dump all my money into them

>> No.18629749

>is he a democrat?
>how could you ask that question without know if he's a democrat?
>well check it! go find out.