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delete this nigger. there is no copypasta fucking reddit newfags

>>18621795
reported

r/wsb needs to leave

>>18621817
wsb is OG biz before cryptoniggers took it over

now we're coming back since facebook took over web.

>>18621812
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>>18621817
Cope

Fuck it
Just bought 13k worth of HAL
Now watch it crash

>>18621827
>admits to being an invasive form of cancer.

Seriously man fucking rope, use it

>>18621795
Shit thread, shit OP.

>>18621841
yes

It’s time bobo.

>>18621827
you have to go back

>>18621851
newfags keep trying to make new threads instead of lurking

>>18621827
ban

>>18621857
Bobo is dead

Is the US about to go to war? It’s time to vote.

>https://strawpoll.com/pgsk22kp

Question: Is this horrible crab movement a result of people not wanting to buy or sell in the stock market?

Are we just seeing algos in pre-market and AH? We keep seeing barts

BOBO'S NOW'S OUR CHANCE THEY"RE AT LUNCH SELL!!!! SELL!!!! SELL!!!

How do I learn to buy more and more of a stock even though it already doubled in price?

I have like reverse FOMO.

>>18621827
This board was literally created to reduce the bitcoin spam on /g/.

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>>18621897
>>18621897
>>18621897


GO TO THE ACTUAL THREAD

fuck these reddit niggers

>>18621897
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>>18621921
You really want the vermins who infest these threads to come to the real thread?

>>18621921
>>18621963
Sorry, you made your thread after mine. It must have been a mistake. This is the current thread.

>>18621963
>>18621921
>le crab
That’s the reddit thread

>>18621985
shhhhhhhhhhhh
newfags should lurk, not post

>>18621985
your thread sucks ass and you are a plebbitfaggot. go kys fren

I was told this is the re thread.

Someone explain this crab market

Will math make me better at trading?

>>18622121
computer programing will

make your own algo

>>18621840
Ehh I figure if it's too small the gains just dont seem worth the risk. If im gonna risk i might as well go in with a thousand or 3.

>>18622117
small bounce from the red. but no momentum to actually leap forward as far as general markets are concerned outside of a few select things that are within earnings.

>>18622121
Math is outdated with trades. Indicators are all generated by a button

Is there any way to tell if there will be a EOD pump?

wsb niggers must go back

>>18622590
Implying you biz zoomers are better in any way, get a clue you retarded election refugee

I sold nclh today and made 2 bucks profit. did YOU make money today /smg/?

>>18622590
>putting sage in the name field
heh

>>18622710
I got $12 for my MRO

>>18622146
My original post was a meme. However I’m actually pretty good at programming and kind of an autist, but you can’t really compete with HFTs unless you have a ton of capital. Making a swing trading bot seems like a waste of time too and would probably do horribly in a bear market unless you calibrate it properly

>>18622742
basadoooooo
I'm still hodling mine

>>18622445
Might be worth looking into options and expiry.
If a market maker has shorted a stock to hedge option delta but the option expires they have to close their short. They do this often at the end of the day.

this market is so boring

>>18622751
I don't understand why it keeps going up

>>18622733
I put there in by mistake, it was in no way announcing a sage
Nigger faggot

these aren't reddit people, these are 16 year olds who heard the name 4chan on NPR while they got driven to school

>>18622936
in my case, my dad called me mid-march and said "start investing" so I got a robinhood and tossed that week's paycheck in. Got everything march 20th-24th and hodled since

>>18621795

We will re-test the ATH before the next leg down.
The up to wipe out all the bears and to fomo the retail investors
The down to wipe out the bulls.

Maximum carnage and pain for the max amount of people, thus the most likely outcome.

Crab market

Literally no one is buying this market. What the fuck is this zombie stock nonesense

Today is the day to buy airlines. All time lows. Will bounce back in a few days and then sell

>>18623269
Only if it were so predictable. The moment I become a bull the market will drop

What will happen after hours today then lads?

>>18623358
I'm tempted. Airlines is a good industry. Sell me stocks to look at

>>18623392
Bart's head down in a 5 min candle

Smart people are bears but so are also future poor people

>tfw bear
:(

TYSON FOODS INDEFINITELY SUSPENDS OPERATION AT LARGEST PORK PLANT IN THE U.S - FBN
>TYSON FOODS INDEFINITELY SUSPENDS OPERATION AT LARGEST PORK PLANT IN THE U.S - FBN
TYSON FOODS INDEFINITELY SUSPENDS OPERATION AT LARGEST PORK PLANT IN THE U.S - FBN
>TYSON FOODS INDEFINITELY SUSPENDS OPERATION AT LARGEST PORK PLANT IN THE U.S - FBN
TYSON FOODS INDEFINITELY SUSPENDS OPERATION AT LARGEST PORK PLANT IN THE U.S - FBN
>TYSON FOODS INDEFINITELY SUSPENDS OPERATION AT LARGEST PORK PLANT IN THE U.S - FBN

Why doesn't this general just become a permasticky? Fuck crypto, we're the real show around here.

>>18623464
I hope y'all have a years worth of meat in your freezer

>>18623477
Dubs speak the truth

>>18623464
who eats pork?

is AFL a good buy? they seem really undervalued

>china 10 year twice that of the US 30

>>18623401
DAL had earnings this morning. I would go with them since we already know how bad they've been hit. Can't get much lower until next earnings report which you'll have time to dump by then

>>18623507
Pork is haram

>>18623546
I am a brainlet

Explain the importance of the 10 year yields

What's a good swing stock like BA?

>>18623464
Everything will be open by May 1st, they told me.
It's just a hoax, they told me.
https://www.wtxl.com/news/national-news/tyson-foods-suspends-operations-at-largest-pork-plant-due-to-coronavirus-outbreak

>>18623464
oooh yes this is very bullish indeed, now the green day makes sense!

Sage

>>18623581
>putting sage in the name field
>thinking sage debumps a thread
First time?

>>18623600
>doesn't know sage goes in all fields

>>18623648
>he still types noko
You are either very new to 4chan or old as hell

>>18623662
its not that old and he's le trollling you because putting sage in all fields is an ebin memey

What bullish shit happened compared to yesterday that the whole oil disaster is priced in again?

>>18623689
Money printer went brrr

>>18623689
Today is literally battle of the ETF algos.

>>18623689
Brrrr

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>>18621795
I want it to go up and then all the way down

>>18621896
over 400 votes for just 1 /smg/ thread.

Wtf is going on with USO?

At 1:58 pm est the volume just instantly went to 0 and still hasnt changed

I cant find any news on why it stopped trading

Are we in for a huge pump?

ANYONE who posted here is a retarded niggercuck
sage

>>18623831
yes

>>18623464
Burgers are not prepared for food hyperinflation

I just want to make double my money on TVIX

is that too much to ask?

>>18623838
>ANYONE who posted here is a retarded niggercuck
You know you just called yourself a niggercuck right?

>>18621896
>https://strawpoll.com/pgsk22kp
People have spoken,
Calm down the the threads newfags and learn to use filters in the catalog. (top right) add filter for /smg/ and check - move it to the top.
By God you can even color code topics. Amazing isn't it?

>>18623942
>newfags
>/pol/
>wsb
>c_ucks
>niggers

>>18623889
> he shorted the bottom

>>18623942
>>18623731

Attention moon trading fags.
Last new moon sparked the rally. Tomorrow is a new moon. Are we headed back down?

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/05/sell-offs-could-be-down-to-machines-that-control-80percent-of-us-stocks-fund-manager-says.html

So at what point are we going to see people making bots on social media spamming incorrect economic data to make algos rally/drop the market?

>>18623831
If by that you mean dump then yes.

STVPID. FVCKING. BEARS.

I WARNED YOV ALL, I HAVE YOV A CHANCE TO LIVE. NOW THE ETERNAL BVLL RVN IS HERE.

BVLL FVCKING BVLL BVLL BVLL BVLL BVLL!

>>18624070
VIX futures don't believe your bull run. S&P500 is climbing slowly but the VIX is flat

>>18624046
Lets do this

>>18624070
Stop it with the reddit meme. It's forced as fuck.

>>18624102
I give it 5 years before people start doing it.

>>18623889
I’m with you. $215 avg tvix here.

REMINDER:
OP is a faggot who hates anime and hates smg

>>18623269
Do you have anything to support this besides your belief in the pain trade? Did you just learn about the pain trade last week?

>>18624144
yeah you're right. I don't like anime. I got into film as a hobby first and tried to get into anime second. I found anime pretty shallow. The original Baki The Grappler is good though. But it's a pretty masculine anime that repels weebs.

>>18624131
>made up all my losses with TVIX in a day
>was up 10% from TVIX yesterday
>Now down 10% from TVIX
>at 0 profit/loss

TVIX giveth, TVIX taketh away

So I wanted to leak this hours ago but have been in meetings ever since I got word, but lololol short the shit out of L Brands unless you wanna baghold a retailer that was already dead in the water.

>>18624241
What are L Brands?

>>18624241
funds are safu!!!! our buy out will go through!!! those fucking kikes signed the deal no givesee backsies, easiest 25% you'll ever get.

>>18621795
2.50%+ already. Insanity, this market is srly insane.

>>18624241
Too late

>faggot op doesn’t know how to use basic fourchannel settings and needed us to teach him about them

Really regret it now

Bull run moo!!!

>>18624504
>Severed arm on the ground
The fuck?

BOBO BOBO ARE YOU OK BOBO? BVLL SVRGE! WIPE OUT THOSE CVCK LOSSES, GET GREEEEEEN BVDDIES! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

IF YOU AREN'T BUYING SLCA YOU ARE A BIG DUMMY.

Fuck this clown market!
Fuck the fed!
Fuck bulltards!
And most of all, FUCK NIGGERS!

>>18625180
based

>>18624046
Anon i don't think algos use facebook...

BA

>>18625435
Bullish. Priced in. Market pomps.

>tfw still up by $6.80 on JCP

Quick reminder that complete economic collapse is priced in and the Dow will hit 45000 EOM.

>chipotle option price spreads are $6 dollars wide
what the fuck, who even trades this?

>>18625649
why is chipotle going up i thought trump stopped all the imigration

12FIRST!

>omg the stock I wanted to buy cheap and hold long keeps going up
>fuck what do I do?
>As soon as I buy it, it's going to tank
>What do I do?
>I know!
>buy only a little bit of it
>ha ha! now what are you going to do?
>If you go down, I can pick you up cheaper
>if you go up, I make money
>So what NOW, huh stock market?

>stock market: ....
>stock market: *flat lines the rest of the day*

we going down the other side of the bart tonight? or is that after tomorrow

lmao, i threw my scraps into SNSS at .45 just so i was fully leveraged.
BASED

>>18626364
this is it, lad

the big kahuna. The leg down. I've been fishing for her for so long but this is finally it. It takes patience.

What's Boeing gonna do tomorrow bros?

Op is a fag someone make another thread

Sage btw

>>18626451
Hey newfag, go back to wsb. Saying you're saging a thread is against the rules.

someone make the real thread

>>18626383
apple is going to go up isn't it.

>>18621812
>>18621817
Based
>>18621827
Cringe

Who bought SNAP puts

remember to perform post-market-hours workout to avoid those tight muscles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-uUnrCdhR8

>>18626510
why would you buy puts on snap, you should be buying calls dipshit

Sage nameposter bear thread

>>18621795
Long live bobo

>>18626520
I'm about to jog to the park and do 50 m sprints here in a bit.

ABSOLUTELY HUGE NEWS ANONS!
Tomorrow is boneless thursday at buffalo wild wings and my boss is getting us all TEN wingies each! This is an amazing development and is sure to increase daily morale through this trying time.

>>18626510
9% down from closing price and after market is even higher

Think im getting liquidated tommorow

>>18626541

>>18626527
I bought calls on SNAP when it was 12.50, now I bought puts for when it corrects a bit

>>18626548
Tomorrow is black Thursday 4/23/2020.... Watch out for people jumping from windows.

>>18626541
Bobo is the most powerful. Thankfully for us he simply hibernates. But winter is over

*Clap clap clap*
Nice try Bobo. Nice try. But you know you will not win, you cannot win. Your brief moment of glory will soon be over.
Soon

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>>18624241
Are people just not going to wear clothes anymore. Or are we all just going to have to live off of what we have on our closest and what's at the Goodwill.

>>18621896
550+ votes...where the fuck did you guys all come from? Remember when there was like 30 of us?

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>>18626571
Ignore all non-pasta /smg/s

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>>18626567
I mean the price of oil was literally negative this week. So many people are out of a job now... Real unemployment rate is like 35% and that's not counting the faggots "working" from home.

>>18626555
I respect your digits but the market is on a moon mission with the tier 1 tech stocks leading the way, amzn, fb, goog, snap, msft etc

>>18626603
The oil thing is just a glimpse of how bad it's gonna get

>>18626567
Bullshit futures are green

https://uk.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>>18626587
Good job Sir,

>>18621836
Good, I want it for $7

>>18626627
same here

>>18626587
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

I want to have enough money that just a lucky 10% gain gives me fucking 12k

>>18626617
Futures aren't out yet retard that's still live market

>r/wsb needs to leave!
>fucking newfag cancer
>muh anime

>>18626652
anime good
redditors bad

WHAT IS BOEING GONNA DO TOMORROW BRAHS I'M SCARED

>>18626620
Thanks anon
>>18626636
You'll get there fren

>>18626752
It's gonna have a shit day

>>18626802
why?

>>18621902
Algos in most volume between first, noon, and last hours

>>18626827
Cuz it's part of an industry with a shit outlook

Real thread

>>18626652
>r*ddit can't even make compelling soiboi memes

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WANT OFF THIS WILD RIDE

>>18625518
how can it be bullish if it's priced in? are you just spewing memez?
sounds bretty bullish to me

>>18626652

Just bought 1500 dogecoin, how long until I can get a custom Lamborghini 3/4 ton pickup?

FUCK BEARS!

Filling fell out lads and can't go dentist. I finally got one of those temp fillings to stay in, hopefully eases the pain.

>>18627135
Anyone have the update graph comparing the corona crash to the other stock market crashes ?

>>18627135
shit, hope it's not painful, dental problems can get scary

Do any of you pay for live CBOE feeds?

Futures open soon.

>>18621795
Ok so real question, how do you guys use technical analysis to interpret these graphs? I get the gist of the line bullshit but I have no idea how to apply it.

holy shit what a dumpster fire this thread is

>>18628980
Fibonacci never lies. Try it. All must render unto the universe.

Trump is already showing signs he's gonna extend it another month.

>>18623731
Based Selenium anon. I use that shit to generate spam blogs with scraped content. I hit Google with thousands of them every month and they usually survive for 3 or 4 months before getting de-indexed. Easiest cash I ever made in my life

>>18629191
He's playing both sides he isn't going to extend shit

i bought 100 shares of GE to see what selling covered calls would be like. i got a measly 6 dollars selling 1 contract that will expire worthless this friday and i have to baghold a trash stock, not very based

>>18629191
Spas, etc. are unnecessary anyway.

>OIL

WHAT THE FUCK IF I BOUGHT THE OIL FOR 10$ I WOULD BE FUCKING RICH

>>18629332
What if you bought when it was negative?

>>18629365
So powerful

Best stock under $25?

>>18626587
Oh shit after hours juicy as fuark

>>18621827
Good, I need stock market advice that isnt meme coins

>>18629426
trump just cucked and said it's too soon to open the economy.

>>18629426
How long did it take you to get to this? Any particular strategies you use?

>went for a jog to the park
>did some jump rope
>did some 50m sprints
>did chin ups and push ups
>come home and shower
>eat
>do some work
>shitpost on /tv/
>open /biz/
>My thread is STILL UP

It's amazing that the other guy refuses for anyone to use my thread

>>18629204
>selling weeklies
There’s your first problem. Second, $6 a week is ~50% APY, which is quite based.

Sell a monthly instead.

why did brent oil moon all of a sudden earlier today? i looked away for one hour and lost $15k

>>18629468
>trump just cucked and said it's too soon to open the economy.
Based. I'm still accumulating pic related
>>18629491
Swing trading leveraged index ETFs. Also throw in some option spreads when you're really feeling a move

>>18629565
will check out monthlies, hopefully they're more worthwhile for locking away 650 dollars in GE

>>18629753
Consider getting a hundred shares of UPRO or TQQQ as they will moon hard as the economy recovers unlike GE and they both offer high volume, tight spread weekly options

>>18629753
What’s your cost basis?