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>>18611954>/biz/ humor>posts redditop -> faggot
where does the money go?
>>18611954My puts got rekt on Friday but at least not as hard as this guy
>>18611978>wants a le funny money printer wojak meme instead of a redditor about to neckfaggot
I made $9
>>18611978reddit tragedy is /biz/ comedy
>>18611954What a fucking retard. It's too bad we have social safety nets so his spawn won't die and end the retarded bloodline with him.
>>18612368life is about much more than money. his existence here can be a net positive even if he keeps losing all the inheritance/welfare gibs he gets on the market
>>18611954
>>18611954if it's any consolation, the baby probably isn't even his
>>18611978Tis a tradition to laugh at redditards.
>>18611954Was this his first time trading? How does someone even do this? All sorts of clown world shit can happen and patterns can be wrong, why the hell would you put your life savings on the line like this? Remember when BTC went from 20k to 4k? Remember when the stock market crashed over a Chinese flu? Remember when the government started printing trillions of dollars to bail out the stock market?
>>18611954gentlemen, let us laugh
>>18611978This >>18612343But also this
>>18611954>inheritanceeasy come easy go
>>18612481some people are problem gamblers or prone to taking huge risks. More grist for the mill.
Is this the reddit cringe thread
>>18611990
>>18612598She better get the kneepads out.
>>18612598>apartment>loanwut
>>18611954Make sure to come back and play again!
>>18612723Such is the real estate market in Sydney
>>18612723>buying
>>18612723A condo, basically. Then when they're unable to sell anymore units they convert the rest of the units to rentals and here you are, a condo owner and you have to deal with section 8 (or whatever they call it in Straya) riff raff.
>>18611954Any dipshit who tries to get rich quick fails and he said it himself he was greedy and stupid and now he lost so much money. Don't play the market as a casino and you won't lose anything.Buy buy don't sell
Just try to imagine explaining to someone several hundred years ago that in the future buying physical gold and silver will be considered a 'investment' because of the global adoption of fiat paper money.They would be so confused.
Imagine going long on an oil etf
>>18612598that's so obviously a low iq dude asking for himself like she was trying to help a female friend kek
YOU are all no better than him with your greedy bullshit. YOU WILL ALL TASTE THE PAIN
>>18612768can't imagine why anyone would ever buy a condo. you pay a mortgage and rent at the same time basically since you have to pay them every month for upkeep and shit that you could easily do yourself.
>>18612723Sydney prices are pretty crazy in the city
>>18612799yeah just look at wallstreetbets for tons of people losing their shirts getting into options trading with barely any understanding of investing. sure there are people making a shitload there too but there's also people that hit the lottery and superfectas at horse racing.
>>18612972kek
>>18612972I despise footfags, but that was pretty based.
>>18612972holy shit what a god
>>18613042>Those eyesHow many cocks do you think she took before making this decision? Also, she'll regret this by the age of 30.
I made this
>>18611987bogged face
I made this SFW version of the silver YES meme
>>18611987I just ordered 3
>>18612836>They would be so confused.most of the money circulating in the last few hundred years has been paper. Supposedly backed by specie but usually not.
>>18613118why does that one girl ahve boobs that are 3x bigger than the one on the leftseems unfair and imbalanced desu
>>18613084At first I thought those were cans of Deenz but, alas, they're just some bars of metal.
>>18613118no i did
>>18613042Nothing of value lost here.
>inheritance>my savingsHaha dumbass
>>18612723Never understood this. Even in the usa Ive heard people say theyre "buying" an apartment idk what that means.
>>18613042>I like money and dogsYou just know
>>18611954Look at this guys comment history, fucking gold.KEK
>>18611978wsb and /biz/ are literally the same
>>18611954realistically this is tragic I kinda feel bad for him but then again he was stupidly greedy and didn't do his research
>>18612972based
>>18615771>married>baby on the way>tinderSweet sweet karma
>>18615301Remember if you give any money to your descendants after you die you make damn sure that money is controlled and held in a safe manner. Don't let the little fucks do what they want with it.
>>18615771>tinderwhat an assclown
>>18612387>his existence here can be a net positiveThere is someone who sold him this financial instrument. There is benefit in someone else's loss.
>>18616054This, but redditors are more obnoxious
>>18616239you don't think the 100th "janny clean it up" or stinky linky thread of the day is obnoxious?
This is why emotions ruin you. Slow and steady wins the race. Calls and outs are dangerous in the wrong hands
>>18616178It’s true, I am a parent and I will teach my kids how to keep money and grow a net worth rather than save and spend consumerist cycle. Minimalism plays a huge role as I’m not dependent on upgrading my surroundings. Less is more. The less items you have, the more money you save. I enjoy the power of just knowing I can pay cash for my neighbors hellcat, while he pays $1100 per month and doesn’t even have an emergency fund. One day I will retire off my gains that doesn’t rely on a 401k. Getting into real estate soon, stoked. Anyone know any good contractors in Phoenix, AZ? Gonna need to hire out some 1099 guys for certain things like framing and drywall
>>18612598ayy i post on /r/ausfinance a lot dont try to find me
>>18613071>>18613084>>18613118Sad metal cope
>>18616178burgers are already brainwashed to kick their kids out of the house at 18 "to man them up" kekmeanwhile the kikes pass down generational wealth and use their connections to place their kids in positions of power to rule over the next generation of goyim cattle who try to "pull themselves up by their bootstraps". >>18616481based
>>18616481You're going to get a bargain soon. Real estate is going to take a huge hit in the nearfuture when people go broke in waves.
what i'm seeing from this thread is that /biz/ isn't funny
>>18611954Now I'm glad I lost couple of thousand of euros gambling with leverage at this young age. I have now learned my lesson and will probably never leverage again, or with very small sums.Previous to this, on my first year of trading I managed to get a nice profit and got too cocky and thought I could leverage my way to riches. Someone here in biz said that leverage is a jewish trick and I agree. That guy wouldn't have lost anything yet if he had just bought stock instead and probably would end up with profit in the long run
>>18611954Are those oil etfs not going to recover? He did say he was going long on this
>>18617112Yeah I'm confused. Someone pls explain options to me.The guy goes long last Friday, the price then tanks further sure, but presumably his contract is open for another few months right? Doesn't he still have time to see the etf raise in price and then exercise his option for profit in November or whenever the long expires?Or am I missing something here.
>>18615464Standalone homes don't exist in huge cities like New York so people buy apartments.But I'm not really sure how that would make an apartment different from a condo.
>>18616863Real estate is going up, millennials Hope's and dreams crushed again
>>18615771life comes at you fast
>>18612972Does she end up with derek?
>>18617359
>>18612972She unironically based
>>18617288I think he's mixing terms here and he used leverage which caused him to lose everything when oil dipped further
>>18617377Is that Ross Scott?
>>18611954Holy Shit.What a stupid faggot.I feel bad for his family.
>>18613042>tfw accidentally convinced my gf to get sterilised and then broke up with herI didn't actually want her to get sterilised. but I thought it was funny as a joke to make a fake 'x-ray' which was an old printer with a lamp wrapped in foil supeglued to the top with a couple of socket plugs attached for good measure. pretended to x-ray her (she had a learning disorder) and showed her a photoshop of rats eating her womb, so she gotsterilised to avoid kids. felt bad but whatever.
>>18617288Several things going on here I wager: he bought options for a leveraged ETF. Options are already 100x leverage (ie, it gives you the right to buy/sell 100 of the underlying issue). Leveraged ETFs usually track the market at 3x the underlying, so a bull issue would go up 3% for every 1% of the underlying - but also down every 3% for the underlying. There’s time decay too but we can skip that.Problem is oil had a giant apocalyptic nuclear meltdown and went negative for some CFDs. My bet is he thought he could time the bottom, bought 180K worth of calls on a bull 3x, and saw it collapse waaaaay under, saw his options expire, and is now broke.My guess, I’m not going on reddit to confirm.He’s a fucking idiot, in other words.
>>18617535This sounds really fake and dumb.
>>18611954Lol
>>18617535pretty funny MDE post
>>18617562USO is going bankrupt. if you own it you're money is gonna go poof
>>18613084>>18613071why have you removed the jew from the original meme?
>>18615771>this is who is giving you investment advice
>>18617440looks too clean to be Ross
>>18616407I haven't seen the last panel in a long time
I'm 28 and I don't have that much money wtf
>>18617847He doesn't either anymore
>>18616407link is unironically a scam though
>>18617675No it aint dumbass import ban and bailouts incoming
>>18617920Everything is good in the world
>>18613042>vegan>feministgood
>>18615771kek that's what you get for being married with a kid on the way and going on tinder. I hope the wife divorces him and grinds him down over the course of decades until he commits suicide
>>18617562I'm actually tempted to make a similar bet. Buy a long call option on a similar leveraged etf thinking that prices will recover soon.....
>>18611987is this real? isn't it illegal to have a living person on money?
>>18611954Fucking go back faggot
>>18617847He is actually -95k cos he has student loans.
>>18611954>28Sounds like a blessing in disguise desu. He's young enough to recover, his wife will probably leave him so he'll be single and won't have his mind distracted by wife or the kid, he's learned a valuable lesson about going all in with money you can't afford to lose, also to use a stop loss order if it's money you can't afford to lose it all. If he doesn't an hero or wallow around about the money lost for the rest of his life, he could end up no worse for the wear
>>18618098she's alive and she's on all our notes
>>18616719
>>18616407ACTUALLY REAL KEK
>>18618291
>>18618194So he invested all the inheritance instead of paying the debt, with a child on the way, lol.
>>18617440It's Steve1989MREinfo
>>18617440That's Steve1989MRE. /ck/'s favorite meme youtuber after Reviewbrah and ja/ck/.
>>18612962HOA in a condo can cover most (if not all) utilities and usually covers exterior maintenance, which will basically half your homeowner's insurance
>>18616293its less obnoxious than people speaking like infants, making shitty puns and being liberals.
>>18617921link is unironically live right now https://feeds.chain.link
>>18615771>someone who literally calls himself optionsnewbie thought it was smart to gamble all his savings on a leveraged oil ETF in the middle of the biggest industrial shutdown in historyI really don't understand.
>>18612962Because the condo is 350k but the house is 1.5m (exact same total sqft and niggerhood)
>>18616929Look at the recent crypto market crash with somebody "accidentally" dumping enough Link to cause a flash-crash to 1 cent. What are the odds it was part of a manipulation attempt trying to mess with you? The coronavirus was just a shitty excuse to go on a market manipulation liquidation spree. Or to cause FUD/panic in general. Doesn't seem that far-fetched.
>>18618098the US mint does not put living presidents/people on coins as a rule. im pretty sure this bad boy didnt come from the mint
>>18615771Kek
>>18618613nice fake website
>>18611954Are you guys psychopaths? Because this unironically makes me sad
>>18619901Why does a gambler losing all his money make you sad? It's a nice cautious tale I suppose.
>>18619939I dont get it is it bad to be a psychopath or cautious with money?
>>18619972>is it bad to be a psychopathNot in itself no.>cautious with moneyQuite the opposite, but this guy wasn't. He was out of his depths, thought he could outsmart the big boys, and got burned. That's where the fun comes from.
>>18611954This is very dark. How is this funny?
>>18620124Top kek!
>>18620124he's a redditor
>>18619901>>18620124Just imagine he's not white
>>18620154>>18620176>>18620177I know, if I imagine him surrounded by cape-comic shit and entirely soaked in onions and a half-white half-black mutt baby posting on reddit, I feel less sorry for him, but the concept of wasting your inheritance like this...It's like killing your family a second time.I can't laugh as hard as I try anons. I'm not even sorry for him, I'm sorry for the people who left him that money.
>>18620216You should be sorry for his progeny, not for him or his parents.But you shouldn't even be sorry for them because they're cucknadians anyway.
>>18620216I mean I'm sure the price will recover
>>18619901Same for me. I kinda feel bad for him, because I've been in situations like that before. I lost 10k, 12k, almost 40k, 16k, 4k all on separate occasions. I made good calls, I made bad calls but I'm a gambler and I take huge risks but it feels so fucking bad when you lose. But taking huge risks is the only reason why I have what I have right now. You can't even buy semi-decent property around here by wagecucking and being alone. So it's taking risk, and losing or winning it all. Just be lucky you were never in the situation where you had to find stacks asap because you have to pay off the loan shark in the evening. In the end it paid off, but only by luck and persiverence.
>>18618282Rule Britannia
>>18618297yikes
>>18619901>redditor>canadian>has 95k in debt>gets huge inheritance and wastes it in meme investment instead of paying off debt>uses tinder while he's married and has a baby comingI hope he goes to debtor's prison and gets raped every day.
>>18620671Houses are cheap except in NYC
>>18620727Hahahahhaah! My sides! Best of this thread so far in my opinion.
>>18612985Wallstreet bets is so fucking funny. I wouldn't dare to touch options,calls and puts. I'm ok with Boomer profit. Low and slow
>>18620758Take your trump bucks your super unemployment insurance and in three months you have about $20,000. Buy a fixer upper and rent it out. Boomers didn't get thousands of free money like millennials do
>>18620727A decent appartment around here is 300k, while average income around 2k. Taking out 25-30year loans to pay for your cuckshed is common here in west europa
>>18620720>>uses tinder while he's married and has a baby comingis this true? what a revolting thing to do.
>>18620850My house cost $90,000 but I guess the low price is because I'm not surrounded by niggers. God I miss niggers but I will try to get over it
>>18616178How the fuck do you accomplish that?
>>18620806Comedy fucking gold! You're such a clown!
>>18620860realistically hes a cuckold in an "open" relationship
>>18620860 Zero sympathy for this guy if true, deserved to lose it all.
>>18620806>Boomers didn't get thousands of free money like millennials doWhen boomers were in their heyday they also didn't get """starter""" houses that cost 10x their salary, a job market that requires a degree to do anything half-decent while also being flooded with Pajeets to drive down white collar pay and Pedros to drive down blue collar pay, college tuition that requires a decade or more to pay off, skyrocketing healthcare costs and the taxes required to maintain the increasingly nonwhite country boomers created. A $1200 check and a few months of super-unemployment (both of which boomers are also eligible to receive) doesn't make us even.
>>18612962I bought a condo and I deeply regret it. I thought I was being smart and saving money, since I don't need that much space and it was the same price as a house in the midwest in a much more expensive area in the northeast. But since the day I moved in I've had to endure neighbors making noise at all hours of the day and night. I can hear all their conversations all the time, their tv's, phone calls, people having sex, coughing/sneezing, constant door slamming, I can even hear my downstairs neighbor snoring through the floor every single night. I haven't gotten a good night's sleep in literally 3 years. And on top of that I live in a cucked leftist state so I have to pay $400 in property taxes every month and another $300 in condo maintenance fees. I badly want to sell this place and move as far away as possible but I don't have the money right now.
>>18621061get em king, zoomers rising.
>>18616863Give it a year
>>18621061It's ok you will never be as good as a boomer in any way. Your bones are brittle, you are poor, your cocks dont work so it doesn't matter that you are incel oh and you didn't get free houses like us boomers. Ducks to be you. Too bad you cant do shit because you are too fat to leave bed
>>18621122Haha you are so dumb, enjoying that big city life how exciting it is to be a slave to jews
>>18621198This is in the suburbs 45 minutes out of the city. The northeast is just that fucking expensive.
>>18618497this goy gets itedit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger
>>18617440You must be thinking of Moss Rott
>>18621177Fortunately the coof is going to balance things out for younger generations. I'll have fun buying some dead or laid off boomer's foreclosed house later this year after prices crash and jobless homeowners are desperate for cash.
>>18621354Stop feeding Punjabi. Let his village starve already.
>>18616178That’s why I’m locking my linkies in a smart contract that allows my kin to only withdraw .15% of my link stack each year
>>18621354Housing prices are going up loser you can live in a dumpster
>>18612972>Larping as a literary type>lol I'm just an ethot
>>18621354>but muh property values were only supposed to go upI cant wait to swoop in a rob these boomers blind
>>18616170he will sufferbut his genetics live on
>>18615771>OUR QUARANTINE HOOKUP BABYholy shit dude lost all his savings and gonna pay half of the 45k he makes / annum in child support forever, making saving/investment impossibleF
>>18621771you're not your genes. saying you made it because you have kids is low iq loser cope.
>>18621943He literally lost his only chance at a comfy life
>>18621943He's cucknadian, you forgot to account for the >30% marginal tax rate at this income level, and cost of life.
>>18612723i lived in a 2 bedroom piece of shit in mosman valued at 1.1million aud. u have no fucking clue what happens when you open your asshole to dirty chink money.
>>18612836>They would be so confused.Probably not. Inflating currency was a thing back then, they would just smelt other metals into the silver and gold or make smaller coins. The printer wasn't a thing but I'm sure if you explained the idea of one to a Jew in 500 AD he would cut you off midsentence and tell you about this great idea he just had: a fiat Ponzi scheme.
Brainlets like this guy should stay away from derivatives and complex instruments, desu.
>>18618497Based
he didn't lose his golden ticket but he lost his silver spoon. might be a good thing in the long run
>>18622138I love your country but the fuckin chinese ruined it
>>18621589Many such cases!
>>18618297>Redditard can't even get the meme right
>>18611954Link fags believing they are early investors when pic relatedThe singularity already happenedPeople who didn't accumulate below 50 cents and still hoping to make it will happen a wake up call soonSuch a joke
>>18620671It's fine to take risks, calculated risks even if you take a really big hit. I took loans to buy BTC and failed at it.It's another thing to bet your entire life savings WHILE YOU HAVE A SHITTON OF DEBT on a leveraged as fuck, risky as fuck ETF with an underlying asset in full panic mode.
>>18621967pretty faulty take anon
>/biz/ humour thread>180 replies>not a single funny picture from /biz/Ok then
>>18617535>showed her a photoshop of rats eating her womblmao that was all retarded but this part came out of nowhere and got me goodgood job anon
>>18617535Based. Retards shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
>>18623456honestly this is not any different than oil futures traders hoarding contracts for millions of barrels of oil without having anywhere to store them or a buyer lined up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj0ixxrAb7A this made me chuckle but the middle section drags
>>18618194how does he have 95k student loans and only makes 45k?
>>18623839He has 95k student loans because he only makes 45k. He is cucknadian, that's the kind of money cucknadians make. Don't even dare forget the taxes and cost of life either, especially food and housing.
>>18620860>>18621026you can see it on the screenshot.
>>18623456many lols
>>18615771I think he hooked up with a girl on Tinder, later found out she's pregnant and consider themselves married, notice how he said recently married.In other words he's a cuck.
>>18623818Biz the movie?
>>18622693Lol
>>18611954Frens, this thread shows it and we have to admit it, we have no sense of humor- All we think about is our net worth
>>18624373think again
>>18611978/biz/ is completely ruined, it's almost worse than reddit now. who the fuck cares anymore.
>>18615771i still find it hard to believe that there are actually people in this world who gamble their entire life savings on leveraged trading. jesus christ what a retard. he was probably going to lose all that money anyway at the casino or some shit.
>>18612481He specifically wrote he inherited the money, I believe people who acquire money the easy way are also liklier to risk more of it
>>18616407Nice to see panel images again.
>>18611990to someone else.
>>18617288>>18617562If he bought options, then he should be liable to pay DEBT as well anons.If he had just bought the already leveraged ETF without the options, then he would've had the option to sell and walk away when ever he wanted, even if the price had already tanked, but because it sounds like he used options, then the contract expired. Meaning he couldn't sell it. Also, it would be even worse if he sold a call in order to long. That would mean that he could be owing MORE money than he used to acquire the option. Losses, theoretically, could be infinite if you sell a put in order to long.
>>18618378>>18618428I haven't seen this guy in over 5 years. Is he still making videos?
>>18611954A fool and his money are soon parted.99% of /biz should take noteWhoever he inherited the money from would be so proud!
>>18613060she'll take many more now
>>18615771>married>baby on the way>tinder>goes all in on a leveraged ETF when you could have just looked at the booking status in Cushing to see if oil was going to crashI can literally picture what this white trash looks like
im down $2000 on USO/UCO callsfeels sad man :( but at least i did not yolo my entire networth away
>>18625395Of course. Recently he ate a perfectly preserved 1906 ration.
i still have no idea what chainlink actually does but i have over 100k of them with an initial cost of just $16,000 to get them i wish u faggots were actually right about them being worth lots of money this $4 bullshit is killing me.
So if oil recovers he's ok?Or did he sell his stocks for a loss?I mean why not just keep em even if they devalued. They could go back right?Neefag here
>>18626708Sounds like he was trading on margin and got liquidated. So no, there's nothing left. The brokerage sold his position to cover the loss.
Why the fuck are normies irrationally long oil?>It HAS to go back upI don't get this shit, why are normies just retarded oil bulls by default?They see oil go down and think its like free money or something. But then they'll jizz themselves over Tesla and solar panels. Makes no sense.
>>18618098>is this real? isn't it illegal to have a living person on money?coronasummer in full swing
>>18618237freckled asian...indaresting
>>18627780I'm Asian and I have freckles
>>18620671Theres a massive difference between punting a few grand on high risk high reward plays and betting 15+ years worth of cash savings (with a fucking baby on the way) all on a single options trade. I feel bad for the guy but also I feel that his perception of risk management is so fucked that he would likely destroy his life some other way regardless. Seems like the kind of person to drive home after pounding back drinks and wrap his car around a tree instead of being a high flying options baller.
>>18617821Reddit is full of people like this, you can have absolutely no idea what the fuck you're talking about but if you write like you do tards will upvote it regardless if its correct or not.
>>18611954Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Trump just tweeted something about Iran so oil is back.And he sold it already.Hilarious.
>NEW PARADIGM
>>18628577upvoted
>>18616178Story time>two sisters and I each inherited $150k>I invested it all in VTSAX and added monthly from work salary while maxing out 401 and renting out rooms in my house, ending up with $450k after about 5 years >sister 1 left it in her checking account the whole time>sister 2 spent all of it on whateverI feel like we're some sort of biblical parable
>>18624813the girl has biger shoulders than most guys
>>18618098What happened to freedom of speech?
>>18612836inflation has been around since currency has been around.
>>18624813>"Satoshi Nakamoto is Korean"Doubt
>>18624813what's that thing on the right?
>>18620671Where do you think you get your money from? From losers like him.
>>18611954lol crybaby, why doesn't he just hodl
>>18625887you'd feel much worse if your options goes up 1000% and you didn't yolo your entire networth in it.
>>18629234So how does the story end?
>>18612768How do you buy a condo without going through a mortgage broker?Like if I went to a realtor and said "Yo give me this condo" the first thing they'd ask for is some sort of proof that I'm going to pay for it.
>>18612598>>18630928Usually agents won't deal with you, but anyone can sign a contract to buy a house before they are pre-approved. Hopefully they had a mortgage contingency in there. But the buyer isn't that screwed. They should get their deposit back they just might have some withheld by the seller for the cost of keeping the house off the market.
>>18624813holy shit that black dude is almost invisible on that black background.. the tranny was noticed first and then the negro surprised me
>>18631224>>18630928Its pretty common to have a "subject to finance" clause in an offer but the genius in the post did not include that
I will never ever feel bad for anyone who receives a sizeable inheritance and then blows it.
>>18624813Me on the right
>>18620124You have to go back. Death to all normalfags. Death to all moralfags.
>>18617359Under rated. What a greedy fucking shylock.
>>18611954is this the guy from yesterday who supposedly made 200k on oil shorting?
>>18611954>175k>invest it all in verizon, a utility style company guaranteed to not go anywhere anytime soon>comes out to about 3013 shares>quarterly dividend 2.457 per share>$7405 every 3 months to so nothing with your money>28k a year passive incomeSome people aggressively seek to not make it when simple answers are right at their fingertips.
>>18619901>Because this unironically makes me sad
>>18620124>This is very dark. How is this funny?>>18632409This
Is this just a Reddit thread?
>>18632539That divvie is yearly bud, so divide that by four. Granted, $7k a year aint bad, but still.
>>18611978>"OP is a faggot!"You must be new here. go back.
>>18612972Ultimate jej. I'll never talk shit about you weirdos again. Turns out footfags can be footChads.
>>18612019Damn dawgNice! Keep it up!
>>18611954>High risk>Baby on the wayA Jew would suggest that he wanted to failOh and probably wants to fuck his motherBut I guess some people are just retarded
>>18612019I am unironically happy for you fren
Here's me$1.8m to $200k
>>18612723The sad reality of Australian immigration I'm afraidt. Chingchongbingbong
>>18616407
>>18632763Boeing
>>18632774Still gamblingWithdrew $50k a couple weeks ago tho
>>18612836>They would be so confusedNo they wouldn't, devaluing currency has been a traditional for a thousand yearsRome, for example, would fuck with their currency pretty much constantly
>>18612956>greedyI don't invest more than I can afford to lose.Actually I took the principal out years ago
>>18624813Is this a /biz/ meetup? Looks like one of the most well adjusted people out of most the boards.
>>18612972I don't even like feetBut the power dynamic of getting hoes to show feet is turning me slowly>Don't go to the West chang>It will change you dawg>WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN DAWG
>>18623916wtf?? please tell me these two are gay lovers. otherwise this comic breaks my brain.
>>18624156This does sound like a legitimate cope
>>18624813I...Is that Vitalik?
>>18611987Based
>>18629234That is exactly what this is.
>>18625832Based JP, makin pussy niggas get down or lay down.
>>1862665816k is still kinda high for 100k. Did you buy the top AND get raped by fees?
>>18629234eh, atleast sis 1 didn't shit the bed yet, perhaps it's time you offer advice?
>>18618297Based
>>18628542post feet
>>18632641Verizon pays quarterly dont they?
>>18632774JFC. How.... How do you even go on after this? How big a hit is this on your total net worth?
Should have just bought an 80/20 portfolio of diversified stocks and bonds
>>18633091What are you fucking 55?
>>18611954>>18632774>>18632793Posts like these makes me think we're at or close to the top of the dead cat bounce.
>>18632641Nevermind I get it, the yield is the total annual amt.Wow, you saved me from making a big mistake chasing divvy stocks. I thought it was 4% every quarter.
>>18629443i only see 2 males, the one on far left and the other far right
>>18618098>money
>>18617359Imagine saving your whole life to pass on something to your child and the dumb faggot loses it all in 48 hours on a YOLO play on leveraged ETFs as opposed to paying off his debt.
>>18632539hurr durr 28k a year.
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>>18612838With 175k
>>18615771His suffering brings me so much joy.
>>18616407Hahaha
>>18633043I love watching a brainlet think he's smarter than another brainlet
>>18633043A quick google search looks like they pay out dividends every 3 months
>>18632763>>18632774>>18632793Why are you using Robin Hood? It's fine for day trading your lunch money, but for serious stacks, you should be using a proper brokerage.
>>18634025Eat my dick I just didnt know how divvies work.Not to belabor the point but change Verizon to Energy transfer. 20% annual divvy and you actually get an even higher amt, 30k a year passive income.
>>18612343Based
>>18632774buy some gold faggotyou suck at trading
>>18634238What benefits do proper brokerage have over robinhood?
>>18612836After the fire of Rome Nero heavily debased the roman currency by cutting the percent of silver used in the denarii, and after that point it fell into freefall ever since
>>18617535highly based
>>18632793>>18632774>>18632763Nigga you’re fucking crazy, flip me $60k of that and we’ll call it even
>>18615771this HAS to be a larp
>>18618297OMG this is so wholesome
>>18618297This deserves more upvotes
>>18629234 >>18632959sister 1 and 2 know some of their orbiters will provide for them and spend money on them, so no worriesmen must work to get rich though
>>18627414but it HAVE to go up doesent it? its a historic low, it cant get lower by much.
>>18636622Don't worry anon, things WILL get worse
>>18624289bladecummer 2049
>>18636670but biz told me to "buy the dip" , biz aint lying to me? or does it?
>>18618282>she's aliveshe's immortal
>>18611954Maybe a dumb question, but if he went long can't he just hold until oil price recovers once the covid business is over?
>>18618297
>>18612836>"Fractional reserve banking is scary!!!" Yes, I too remember the last time people lost deposits in a bank, just almost 100 years ago. It's almost like backstopping losses for deposits with government fist ala the FDIC and similar institutions fixed that.>"Muh inflation." It's like because Hitler had this to rant about all you tards do. US inflation has been stable since the 1990s when modern policy was put in. All the QE and ECB bond buying has resulted in fuck all inflation in the US and EU. Peak QE had 2% inflation.>But my government budgets, health care, uni costs, and rents!Inflation is limited to these sectors for specific reasons. One, mass migration. Housing demand goes way up for to millions of poor migrants who don't earn enough to afford mortgages on new construction. Wages for the working class get hit by competition. Uni demand has gone up from technological change and because most 18-21 growth is now migration driven (migrant kids and kids of migrants) but migrant parents are way less likely to add to the professor supply. Also schools now offer expensive wrap around services. Finally medicine is full of price fixing and rent seeking. Fix migration and American health predation and a lot of that goes away.>Inflation didn't exist before fiat.Inflation was rampant and wild before modern central banks. Before agricultural price controls bad harvests would have commodities jump 20% in a year even without debasement. Debasement happened constantly. Banks defaults were more common.
>>18611978Laughing at retarded rodditors is accepted, newfag.
>>18619939This is biz faggot, nobody here is holding Vanguard ETFs
>>18620124>>18632409You're both faggots
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>>18638285Wat
>>18637444Trips of truth confirms it
>>18615771A literal NPC
>>18621122I was in the exact same position as you with shitty neighbours. I sold at the peak of the bubble right before coronavirus hit and made a cool $40k in less than two years. Honestly, sell and move if you’re not happy. Even if you lose a few grand it will be worth it.
>>18638327u go into zoom put in id and pass, so he can hack u
>>18619901Normals aren't people.
>>18634447Not him per say, but I use Webull. More advanced order types, more market data than just HURR GRAPH GO UP, and full after hours trading. Unlike pajeet hood, it also doesn't shut you out during critical times, and orders execute at the price because robinhood skims off money off the top. It's not as good as some of the big boys, but it's about as good as you'll find in the "no fees space" provided you don't have a room temp iq.Here's a link if you want to give me pennies for it https://act.webull.com/i/undefined/vwu/Also just remember that at as long as your all time is green, you're doing better than most people lol
>>18615185The shorter is still growing.
>>18621122Start saving to install acoustic isolation inside your sleeping room.