/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18610696
I'm impressed, and i told you something based

>>18610696
When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh slightly less.

This “glitch” can be used by any retard and works 99.9% of the time.

>>18610696
when you see a woman, it's actually a man

>>18610696
>or something you know that will happen in the future.
Hillary Clinton will win the 2020 U.S. Election.

>>18610736
Haha, based, however not based enough for the deliverence of my secret

>>18610752
Based

>>18610696
oil stocks are plummeting and nobody on /biz/ will make money on them

>>18610754
all women are whores

Jews did 9/11

landlords are the new jannies

>>18610696
OP is a fag.

>>18610760
You are getting somewhere with that statement, However what I desire is a based fact. Someone tell me something I don’t know that is true?

My trading secret will make thousands for the fellows in this thread.

>>18610802
>>18610752

Time does not exist, space does not exist. It is all just a strange loop of reoccurring events that follow in the motion of a Fibonacci spiral, never knowing the origin and never knowing the ending

The “simp” is a product of a generation of people addicted to porn. They are bored with regular porn, and by including a financial aspect they trick their ruined dopamine receptors into believing they “earned” that orgasm. This is your fate if you watch porn.

>>18610696

Pic related is my own theory I've summarized over time. I could elaborate further. I basically don't need money but I want to know further more I want everyone to prosper and flourish here. I suspect your cheat code doesn't work if everyone knows, but /biz is small enough to where we can all work together and make it I'd imagine.

>>18610802
Oil was gold in the age of movement
It's shit in the new age
New age requires a new gold
It will be ...

>>18610802
I like turtles.

>>18610696
My grandfather killed two germans in ww2 while they slept in his house

Obama has released the homo demons on the black man.

>>18610760
How about me broski. Gonna buy more of course.

>>18610854
Whoops, forgot image.

>>18610872
>no uso
never going to make it

>>18610696
Jesus loves you and he died on the cross as the sacrificial lamb. Three days later he is risen.

There's an announcement I could make that would be pretty based

>>18610900
CHAINLINK is partnering with McDonalds

I did 19 months in the pen for killing a nigger

>>18610718
Moonlight actually makes things colder

>>18610889
I’m not buying some poop dick 3 dollar etf. Only the big companies will survive this. Thinking RDS next.

Jordan Peterson is a cuck

>>18610934
>he thinks uso won't survive
never going to make it
enjoy passing up on an easy x10 or more

>>18610777
Ok y’all are useless, I wanted that sweet insidy juicy based shit? Like Trump is having a secret relationship with Kanye West, see makes sense doesn’t it.

Anyways here is the “infinite money glitch.”

The infinite money glitch is based on the fact, that practically all humans, including myself, are mouth breathers, that believe that they are different and they can make money in moonshot investments. However, the vast majority of people investing in moonshots or penny stocks will fail.

You can make a ton of money playing the opposite side of this sentiment! If you see a ton of people buying shares of USO or calls on USO, load up on puts, or better yet, be the person “selling/writing” these calls, if the market stays flat, you win, if the market goes down you win. Verus the normies buying USO need the market to go down.

The Jews have realized this for years, you don’t make money chasing gold in the gold rush, you make money selling shovels.

Keep it simple, be practical. So I have seen an influx of people buying options, I believe the market will fuck them by trading flat or against their sentiment.

You can also inverse people, by seeing what young people buy. If young people are loding up on Cruise stocks because their “cheap” SHORT the fuck out of cruises. It is this simple, manipulate the heard, reap the reward.

Have “Killer Instincts”

>>18610777
Well, there it is then

>>18610696
In 1683 the Polish heavy lancer cavalry, the Winged Hussars, fought 3,000 strong against the Ottoman Empire and beat back the Muslim hordes from the city of Vienna, saving their people and their posterity from Ottoman enslavement. Probably the most based thing in history aside from the battle of Thermopylae.

>>18610802
Buy high sell low. We will already know your secret you fucking nigger

>>18610949
What a waste of a thread

>>18610696

There is currently a dynamic shift occurring with monetary funds.

EOY 2021 there will be an aggressive move to crypto currency. It will NOT be BTC. There are several patents in place to make it so.

https://patentscope.wipo.int/search/en/detail.jsf?docId=WO2020060606

If CFR and TPTB are successful in this move, we will forever move forward to a technocracy and be devoid of any liberties we enjoy now. If the Dragon Families are successful in their OPs with other elites to destroy Central Banks, than we will go back to a gold standard for which they have an unimaginable amount of gold stowed away pre-21th century. This is why there is a currently no money left for Small Business in the CARE act. CCP =/= Dragon Families Btw. This is why crypto has such a important role in Singapore.

What else...those little machine elves are actually demons when you take DMT. We are getting closer to a chaotic event and someones been fucking with our timeline. Changes in our timeline are noted via mandela effects. The most recent one I noticed was Hilary Clinton is now Hillary Clinton, and American Gothic is now a Daughter turned to the side with her father, compared to the original (the one I grew up with) with an old woman wearing glasses and her husband facing forward.

>>18610949
cringe at best

>>18610696

SIMPs should be publicly executed

>>18610949
Actually pretty good delivery. Screencapped. Thanks, OP

>>18610991
faggot

>>18610696
sexuality is mostly hormonal and epigenetic

>>18610949

While not actually the infinite money glitch, if you think along these lines long enough you will discover the infinite money glitch.

>>18611020
qq

>>18610760
This. /biz/ is full of pussies lmao. These faggots don’t hesitate on throwing their entire mcdonalds paycheck into memecoins but are convinced that oil, the literal blood and veins of modern civilization will suddenly cease to exist overnight. Lmao! The delusion is fucking real.

Screencap this. A year from now, we will have daily pink wojak threads about how they regret immensely not cashing out their shitcoins and going all in oil. This will unironically go down as one of the best opportunities in history to make money with the stock market.

In the almost nonexistent chance that’s not the case, we are all going to die anyways and money will be the least of your worries.

I literally manufactured spent and maxed out all my credit cards, cashback bonus and signup bonus into this bitch. I don’t care if i lose it all, the FOMO is real.

>>18610696
>Gérard was caught before he could escape Delft, and was imprisoned. He was tortured before his trial on 13 July, where he was sentenced to an execution brutal even by the standards of that time. The magistrates decreed that the right hand of Gérard should be burned off with a red-hot iron, that his flesh should be torn from his bones with pincers in six different places, that he should be quartered and disembowelled alive, that his heart should be torn from his chest and flung in his face, and that, finally, his head should be cut off.

>>18610922
Nice why’d you do it?

>>18610696
Dolphins have ‘names’ for each other, they signal to other members of their pod in varying tones depending who they’re talking to.

Another thing to note, look at the markets that “aren’t being bought” and why.

Warren Buffet made his fortune because he went in to the “dangerous waters” of the equity market when everyone else was fearful of the equity markets due to the great depression.

Interest rates were high so not many thought they needed to invest in the equity markets, when the debt markets and savings accounts were paying back interest just fine.

I see a lot of potential in Cryptocurrency, I see a lot of potential in metals / uranium. I see a lot of potential in Real Estate (especially shitholes like Detroit).

Be buying where people are not.

Holy shit bros, i'm rich!

>>18611086
This has convinced me to go all in. I already put some in XOM what else do you recommend fren?

>>18610949
So we know the Jews will jew the normies, so we ‘become the jew’ and trust that the Jews will follow through and actually move the market in our favour?

>>18610949
Op you're right, but
>always do the opposite of what biz says
it's it!

>>18610949
did I get this right?
>find a shit company that has a massive overhead and no revenue
>Buy puts over the course of the year
>?????
>profit

>>18611270
Not necessarily true, because /biz does have some people that think the opposite of others.

The key is doing the opposite of the normies. So that means,
>Don’t get a cold corporate “wageslave gig”
>Don’t live above your means
>Don’t eat take out frequently

>Do have investments (55% of Americans own zero stock, yes this includes company 401k’s and IRA’s)
>Do be an actuve investor (most investors are passive)

>>18610949
here's some based shit. michael ricconosciuto - yes, the hacker who is in prison for working for the international crime syndicate deepstate that developed race-specific bioweapons and the promis software that has backdoored the us government - said to watch out for bio-rad the company.

BIO.

up 30% over the month. lo and behold, they had corona virus scanners waiting to be sold in case of a novel corona outbreak worldwide.

I knew this in February, could have bought, didn't. It's probably still a steal.

Cheers thanks for the moderately good advice.

>>18610949
>If young people are loding up on Cruise stocks because their “cheap” SHORT the fuck out of cruises. It is this simple, manipulate the heard, reap the reward.
Except the opposite is happening.

The saudis are building a large stake in the cruise industry so they can influence it to direct more tourism to Saud.

>>18610696

It is very hard to find an english word of more than 6 letters that is not from French/Latin.

Napoléon was 5'7" (French Inches != Imperiel Inches), which was more than average for his era.

The french navy flag was plain white until 1789.

The grandfather of Charlemagne is the dude that prevented Europe from being muslim.

If England had won the 100 years war, the US would be speaking french today.

>>18610696
I'm not interested in your secrets, but did you know that honeybees are the only type of bees that can pollinate potatoes?

>>18610949
this is true, except I don't like sharing this knowledge out of a (possibly irrational?) fear that if more people know about this and start doing it then the dumb money will dry up

>>18611968
Most are lazy and dim so I wouldn't worry.

>>18610829
schizos vs psychos hmmm

>>18611968
Even if loads of people know about it (which they do anyway), the key to it all is timing your entry’s and exits.
For example are the normies buying oil? It’s quite likely they are cos ‘muh once in a life time’. So go and short it, do you dare short it now at these prices?

>>18610696
it's not a glitch. all you have to do is be born a chad with chad genetics and the doors open automatically.

NEGATIVE OIL

>>18611728
someone is going to pump a baby into her
is it going to be you, anon?