/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fuck, is oil pumping on some Trump related news?

SPCE to $10

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WHEN

DO

WE

OPEN

THE

ECONOMY

So does oil going from positive to negative to positive again literally mean it went loop-de-loop?

>>18604243
Fuck off tripfag

We’re only down 3% bear market is officially finished! We did it reddit

hmmmm i wonder what tomorrow will be, totally unpredictable right.

>>18604241
PhD is the worst fate anyone can be condemned to. Anyone that tells you there are people who enjoy academia as it is today is a charlatan or shill for their university program. Nobody will hire a PhD because nothing they do, create, or learn has anything of value outside of archaic processes that take decades to eventually develop into real applications.

Sage in all fields

ATTENTION ALL ANONS: PLEASE DO YOUR CIVIC DUTY AND USE YOUR STIM CHECK TO BUY COLA AND COLA STOCKS. AMERICA IS COUNTING ON YOU.

>>18604299
lmao what the fuck

>>18604299
shhht

remember /biz/ sell low buy high!
>SELL
>SELL
>SELL
!!!!!!

How do leveraged certificates work when the price is in pennies? Example: bear certificate tracking sp500 with 8x leverage, price has decayed to about 4 pennies.

So for the price to increase to 5 pennies, the value of sp500 needs to drop 25%/8 = 3.125%

The certificate is compounded daily.

Does this mean, that if I buy the certificate now and value of sp500 drops 2.5% for four days straight, I get nothing despite betting the right direction? In fact, I probably need to sell the certificate at one cent less making 25% instant loss?

Am I wrong

op is a fag

>>18602478
>>18602478
We already have a thread idiots

>that EOD dump

a slight breeze can topple this market

>>18604273
oil is $10i

This is the real general

ha ha! time for whiskey

PPP bill will pass tonight. I wouldn't get so cocky bobo.

>that dump

Newfag here, how do I reply to a poast from the previous thread?

WHEN DOES IT STOP

Should I buy a some RTX in the last 10 minutes?

Also, gambles on AT&T for earnings tomorrow?

Classic bullflag. Shit is going to DOOOOOOMP EOD.

>>18604303
>Nobody will hire a PhD
Because nobody outside of a few top companies can afford you. Getting a PhD literally prices you out of the market.

>>18604303
Not true. CS PhDs make 150k starting almost anywhere in NA, nordic europe or switzerland and still live great anywhere else.
Math PhDs exist in exactly 2 companies in the world, same as physics PhDs, and starve in the streets anywhere else.
Bio PhDs are glorified labtechs and get paid little but more than enough to live a middleclass life.
EE PhDs also make tons of money.
Overall it depends greatly on field, and in general the more theoretical your stuff is the less money you get. CS is in a bubble because muh ML + crypto + IoT, but bioinformatics is likely to rise up in the coming years.

>>18604389
When it passes and nothing happens we’re going to tank so fast it will be hilarious. All of the greater fool retail investors have bought in. Its over. It doesn’t matter how much the feds try to pump the market.

hard sage

if dubs this is just the beginning of the end

>>18604463
Let me help you with that

>>18604336
Example:

SP500 bear x5, price 0.03 usd
>Day 1: sp500 drops 3%, 3%*5 =15%, but round(0.03*1.15)=0.03 usd
>Day 2: sp500 drops 3% more, but previous 3 cents sharp is the baseline again
>Day 3: sp500 drops 3% more, no effect
>Day 4: you sell the certificate. Sell price is one cent less than the buy price.

You just made 33% loss while you bet on right direction on a leveraged instrument.

These are basically frauds, right?

>>18604491
>>18604463
brothers allow me

>>18604243
I like no sticky edition. Find the sticky >>18604243
annoying desu.

>>18604446
Not true, PhDs usually don't give a shit about money so long as they can live comfortably (those are people who are used to 80-105 hours work weeks making less than minimum wage, selling plasma on the side to survive, and stealing free food from conferences they're not actually invited to to save money, all of this for 5-10 years) and do research. The high cost of PhDs in industry is purely self-inflicted.

>>18604454
Nah every times a stimulus bill is passed or Trump wheels out some bullshit the market poomps

Buy Etsy on the next crash.

I bought 2 shares for shits and giggles when it was at $38, and made $44 after selling them around $60. I regret not buying more, this stock is springy as shit.

>>18604257
I finally fomo after weeks of refusing to buy it. Guess what price I bought in at?

>>18604312
nah faggot I'm going to spend it all on gatcha games and pump japan's economy

Also this OP is such a garbage newfag, don't use his shitty new threads. And don't buy KO all the way up here, but we'll never get it for <$40 ever again.

>>18602478
>>18602478
>>18602478
>>18602478

>>18604312
What stim check?

>>18604389
PRICED IN BABY YEAH

>>18604547
18?

>>18604520
How does it have such a high valuation!?

>>18604558
ANIME IS FOR BARBIE FAGGOTS GET OUT OF HERE

>>18604558
fuck off

>>18604558
Lmao someones butthurt. I prefer this one as i dont need to see that endless clutter of links especially 1 that seems sketchy

Heads up. I've been making fresh threads the moment the current SMG auto-sages.

Some guy deliberately made a second thread after I made one just because I didn't include the sticky

>>18604579
Recession-proof.

People are likely to start making crafts and selling them for money when they lose a job or lose hours. People also like to buy from Etsy to support small businesses or artists during recessions.

>>18604575
Come on we know that all bad news is priced in but good news sends the stock market on a moon mission.
Hahahah! How has the bottom not fallen out anyway, with oil kill, no one paying rent or mortgages and the bank's exposure.

>>18604576
Close. When it peaked at 19ish yesterday....then it freakimg plumetted

>>18604610
But who buys it!?

>>18604617
Sorry bro, but you bought at the top of a bear market.

>>18604614
because all of this has been exposed as a great farce, none of this is real. there is no real 'bottom' because jpow can just keep pumping up this dead rotting bloated corpse of a "market" so that wall street kikes and exxon execs stay making money and their government stays in power

the bottom will fall out when the masses actually realize this and lose trust in the markets. then you will see the bottom very quickly.

>>18604598
Nobody gives a shit fag

>>18604673
So never then

Another thing that is not priced in is all of the meat-packing plants, farmers, and other food-related services that are closing down due to workers falling ill. This has only just started, but when the supply chains are fucked that is when the true chaos will start.

>>18604673
This is true.
The fact that buy the dip bro spergs could crush WTI down to -43 shows there is a lot of dumb money floating around.

>fucking retarded spergs being autistic about threads instead of trading right now
actually fucking retarded

Well I'm done tossing my money wad around for the next few months. It's time to just sit back and watch as my wealth and income move up and down. Got other things to do in my spare time now that I've "retired early" thanks to the virus. Sometimes the best play is to do nothing and let things sort out on it's own.

>>18604452
Nearly finished BEng(EE)(hons)/BSci(CS) double degree
Should I go straight for a job or go for masters/phd in EE/applied math?

>>18604649
It's been an up-and-coming stock the last few years, also they got media visibility when they told sellers to start sewing masks a few weeks ago. I don't really expect them to go higher, but load up if it ever goes back under $40 because it's easy money.

>>18604304
This. With a shot for the lover and a shot for the pain. This.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18604741
I strongly recommend working for at least 1 year. This will:
- Let you build up capital to survive in better conditions during grad school, should you choose to pursue it after that one year
- Can get you free education from your employer
- Gets you experience, making you more employable if things go south or as a contractor during grad school
- Gives you more time to check out grad programs and talk to people
And many other advantages.
Applied math in general is one of the high-paying PhDs, so on that point you're good to go as well.

Another reason why the bottom is far away: this.

"Citigroup is optimistic: We believe 60% of working-age US population could be tested by end of April and 95% by end of May, meaning almost 90 mln sidelined workers cold return to their jobs as early as mid-May. This could contain the contraction of global GDP from 7% to just 2%"

What reality are these people living in? They think the US is going to administer 30x the amount of tests it has in the last 2 months, in the next 10 days, and people will go to work.

Either they know this won't happen and they're saying this to catch bagholders, or they will lie about it and say it did happen to pretend the economy has "restarted".

https://twitter.com/BobOnMarkets/status/1252618651926224897

Notice how autism like this only comes out on red days! Why do they want you to buy so bad?

>>18604807
100% this.

it's about to happen.
you've been warned

>can't buy because of shit burning left and right
>Can't sell because of fed clown money and ww3 already priced in
Might as well buy lottery tickets in bulk at this point

>>18604807
Great thanks

>>18604810
This can't be real.

>>18604772
Its a normie meme stock isnt it? Lmao somehow those pump until they dont

>>18604835
What is fren? Thanks. Your pal, anon.

Massachusetts did a pilot study on antibody testing and over 30% of subjects had the virus without any symptoms at all.


https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-test-200-chelsea-massachusetts-finds-32-percent-exposed-2020-4

any predictions for SNAP earnings tonight? seems like a coin flip. Bought a couple hundred at $12.54

>>18604867
reporter for bloomberg, so yes its real

>>18604904
doesn't matter the libs want to crash our economy

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT WAS THAT

>>18604904
>Virus is a meme
>Antibody Testing doesn't work and isn't accurate
>Too small Sample size therefore the spread is retarded as fuck

>>18604932
>>18604946
what's happening?

>>18604810
also just because people have been tested doesn't mean you can just send them back to work, if they're negative for the virus they can still be part of the infection chain in the future

only good reason to send people back to work is if they have been tested positive for antibodies and this will definitely not be 60% by the end of april

>>18604984
i bought...

>>18604970
Yes, you typed a random combination of words together.

>>18604904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8Pv77R3g1E
These tests are fucking retarded when you do anything more than glance over them

>>18604987

CMON BRO

College is a big joke and money down the shit pipe anymore. Half the shit you won't use, the really usefull shit you will need to do your job properly is learned at the job itself. All that degree is good for is to get your ass past the H.R drones, even that ain't saying much anymore since "everyone" has a degree in "something" now.

>>18604984
we went a lil skydiving

Oil have no rights to be pumping right now.

WHY IS USO DOING THAT

USO IS FAKE PUMPING
DO NOT BUY

>>18605031
2.30 was the bottom. I hope you bought, USO is going to be $80 EOM

>>18605075
Get in on SCO dip, I bought when it dropped due to USO halt and made huge profits, this will be the same

should i buy some AIG?

>>18604807
>>18604820
Also is it even worth going for a PhD? Everywhere I read is just people complaining about it. Would just going for a masters and trying to publish a few more papers be better in the long run?

>>18604904
Who cares about a lame, post-industrial Big Dig dumpster fire?

>>18605100
Getting a PhD to work in an industry is not worth it. In those 6 years of paying an insane tuition and working literally for free you could have become a senior expert in your field and earn a significant salary with a basic degree.

What are the news for tonight?

We will never go below 272 ever again.

How do I take delivery on my oil ETF's.

>>18604243
>Sticky
It's pasta but still fucking based.

>>18605151
>Namefags are gay, report says
>OP still huge faggot confirms scientists

>>18605169
Take that back rn
please

will tomorrow be red or green

guys tell me everything will be ok

I thought superman was steel until he got crippled

>>18605186
both

buy near itm calls at the eod dump

>>18605194
It will be okay if you bought puts

>>18604243
post your current animal spirit

>>18605175
I'd advise receiving it anally for maximum lesson learning.

>>18605186
Pic related

>>18605202
its not gonna dump

>>18605208

>>18605208
I'm all in on TVIX and SPXS. I'm a bit nervous because it went down 3.3% and bounced hard from dumb green dildos

>but this market cant go down

She exists on hopium sir, I assure you she can, It's a mathematical certainty, the day will end red.

>>18605208
Fuck black swans nigga

>>18605232
Why is credit suisse up 16%?

>>18605208
IRON HANDS (CLAWS)

>>18604509
here in germany you are paid for your CS PhDs like a normal master graduate (so not bad) because you essentially work at a university department doing research and writing your thesis

>>18605208
this is my first time investing
I've lost 3 dollars so far, but my other stocks look promising

>>18605202
I'm thinking EOD dump, then open gap up 1.5%, then dump all morning.

how hard is oil about to drop?

sometimes I get nervous about my positions, but then I remember that I hold chainlink and I've already made it

>>18604261
It opened 4 weeks ago, didn't you buy the dip?

>Republicans and Democrats have reached a deal to add about $484B to bolster the federal government's coronavirus aid. - NPR

>>18604452
>cs is in a bubble
Spoken like someone that doesn’t know what the fuck they’re talking about. You probably think all cs jobs are in tech.

Banks employ more software engineers than tech, and they also pay damn well. These jobs aren’t going away either, technology is constantly being improved and modernized and it’s a monumental task just to keep up.

>>18605314
Bearish

>>18605140
What if you wanted to work in a more research type role? Or say for example as a quant or trader?

Holy fuck I just want to be able to walk away from my computer without getting fucked in the ass man I hate holding leveraged etfs

>>18604299
Oh no. The bartening is upon us.

https://youtu.be/hnXdGXfIOQM

I lost so much money on GME calls that I put in yesterday.

6.50 for May 1
7.00 for May 1.


Wtf was I thinking? I’m a retard that deserves to lose his money. Should I sell at a loss or just keep these?

>>18605302
Something is fucked. The world is still spinning, planes in the air, and mail comes ever day.
This whole negative oil is either an insane geopolitical play or kike short

kek

So I wanna buy a non-cash covered put spread on Netflix. My max possible loss is always limited, even if I get assigned on the put I sold, right? No wonky funny business possible, right?

>>18605208

>>18605302
What are you talking about anon, oil is up $43 to a weekly high of $9 today, thats an increase of -20.93% times yesterday's low of -34$. Things are Great!

So who are some oil start ups we can buy for when this shit recovers in 9 years?

>>18605208

>>18605320
Banks pay pretty average from what I've seen, won't get 200k+ unless you've got a senior (6+ years) role. Plus that shit is boring af, I have a friend who learned COBOL just to apply at one place where he was doing accounting software of all things

>>18605362
just short that garbage

>>18605343
not 100% sure about BEng and BSci(CS) but I am doing a PhD in Biology (viro) right now and I can tell you that you're a 100% fucked if you have no PhD and want to stay in research

you'll never be more than a labmonkey doing stuff other people get credit for

>>18605384
I understand Netflix is overvalued but why would you bet against it when it will not stay down

>>18605208

>>18605264
iron hands is for actually retards. sell your losers quick let your winners run.

>>18605420
No I'd get a bullish put spread. Sell a put and buy a put.

dubs and RTX doubles in price within a year

>>18605208

>>18605437
WAR HAS BEEN AVERTED
gj anon

>>18605208

>>18605320
t.every arrogant programmer in 1998

Why S&P go up
make it stop

>>18605430
Sometimes my winners are retarded and run back across the starting line though.

>>18605472
Did you like that DIX white paper?

>>18605469
What are you watching?

>>18605472
tell me I'm gas.

How many jobs are going to be lost on tuesday?

>>18605417
ahaha I mean research jobs in industry, not academia, definitely not staying in academia there's a complete glut

that pump hit the cervix

>tfw your stonkbros tell you you get to go the the moon

PUTS ON OIL
>CALLS ON TECH
PUTS ON OIL
>CALLS ON TECH
PUTS ON OIL
>CALLS ON TECH
PUTS ON OIL
>CALLS ON TECH
PUTS ON OIL
>CALLS ON TECH
PUTS ON OIL
>CALLS ON TECH
PUTS ON OIL
>CALLS ON TECH
PUTS ON OIL
>CALLS ON TECH
PUTS ON OIL
>CALLS ON TECH

>So you see, babe, I make a stock market general on /biz/ and some guy keeps making another one after me because I didn't use the "sticky."

sell the rumor
sell the news
do not buy. do not buy.

>>18605492
gotta hand it to you. that gecko dick indicator is probably the best shit i've seen.

>>18604807
Their in survival mode. The market may very well be ending. Being wrong about this prediction will be forgotten but if it helps keep the economy from collapsing entirely (or at least delays it) itll be worth it for them.

What are some oil storage companies to buy?

>>18605527
kek

Is it to late to buy today? What should I buy?

How bad is tomorrow gonna be?

my smile and optimism: gone

>>18605469
some bobos want to add and we are grateful

>>18605555
It's going to be big, one way or the other.

We opening up tomorrow? What should I buy?

What’s the deal with oil, where’d this pump come from

People who bought GameStop.
;^)

You guys have about as much to do with the stock market as I do with serving burgers. Nothing. You are not investors, you are gamblers. And you will OF COURSE by the nature of it all get rekt. Hail Satan.

>>18605533
It works well for SPY. Most people always forget that the correlation is only significant after around 4 weeks after the print. Keep that in mind. It's supposed to be handled as a sentiment indicator.

>>18604419
Yes

>>18604299
could you explain it to me like im dumb pls...

bought SCO at 47 this morning, got to watch it rise to 65 and plummet back to 50 dollars because I don't have any day trades left. Good times.

>>18605562
i'm not feeling too hasty. a pop to 2950 really might be on the menu. I'll wait for some more confirmation and be happy with my partial recovery for the moment. backed half out into cash.

>>18605575
i pulled 70% off my puts on them overnight last night kek

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>18605578
When you're in a market bubble, you have to gamble. There's no fundamentals in play unless you're a bear sitting on shorts.

thoughts on Kohls? Not a burger, so don't have a grasp of how strong they are

Any leaf bros buy today? Im still holding onto the energy sector. Trudeau mentioned this morning a stimulus to help out our oil dependent companies.

Mainly i'm holding SU, CNQ, IPL, and CVE.

Any leafs watching other sectors and have some news to share?

>>18605599
But /pol/ was shizo to call that out months ago.

>>18605555
As bad as I want to snif out her nether regions.

>>18605575
I'm up 45%. What now? Is that bad?

>>18605605
eh. the millennials are starting to shop there. It's got an ok brand. target is stronger. Maybe as XOM is to OXY, TGT is to KSS.

>>18605593
i rode from 37.42 to 50.18 then took my profits and bought back in at 50.99
i think we're in a pretty momentary dip

>>18605624
The nothingfags are the schizos, they're the ones tearing down 5g towers.

>>18605599
this has been the consensus for weeks outside of copemerica

Ok boys i dumped into GUSH how fucked am i?

>>18605599
aren't we giving chlorine to people in very bad shape?
what is the actual source of this study?

We're only down in the S&P500 15% from the all-time high of February 19. It seems to me the world is more than 15% screwed up.

>>18605599
i'll take the 27.8% please

>>18605100
It depends on what you mean by 'worth'. If you want to do research, the only way is PhD. Industry wants you to give results every 3 months and it must be plus value added kpi online customer driven dollar added. You're not doing research in industry research labs. Been there done that.
But don't expect for one moment that you'll rest for even a fraction of a second. You can have 5 patents and 10 first author papers in nature and you'll still be stressing about finding even one (1) mediocre post-doc offer. The competition is fiercer than ever, faculty positions are scarcer than ever. I like it though. But always have a plan B and, in my opinion, always find a way to leave academia to get a good job if you run out of steam or funds.

>tfw will keep making stock market generals WITHOUT the sticky

WHAT STOCK SHOULD I BUY
HOW DO I BUY STOCKS

>>18605599
because it's being used in the situations that are more desperate
it's a meaningless statistic

>>18605599
LOOOOOL

Watch fox commentators say nothing about this

I'm Bearish on Dow Jones.

>>18605646
lmao, its a clown market, oil could cost $100 dollars tomorrow for no reason at all HONK HONK

>>18605646
at what price?

Limit down circuit breaker tomorrow morning. Watch.

>>18605655
It's only for veterans, but Gilead's antiviral looks to be more promising anyways

>>18605640
I bought in at 51 and sold at 55, bought back in at 53 and now I’m like oh fuck

>>18605602
That is true. Yet At the most uncertain portion ever, what do you do? Chances wise? Do you gamble? Think about it.

>>18605664
Open up puts on Tesla.

Open up their chart and compare it to a bubble chart. They're literally about to dump HARD

OP _________
>A
is a newfag
>B
is mentally ill
>C
wants to be a jannie
>D
all of the above

>>18605640
I agree, I just wish I would've saved my 3 day trades for the rest of the week, the swings in price are huge and I could've had a greater return.

>>18605646
Unless you understand 3x leveraged ETFs, GUSH will fuck you. I had to baghold for like 2-3 weeks to get out of that steaming pile of shit without taking a loss

>>18604243
POORFAG HERE, WHAT SHOULD I BUY THAT IS SURE TO RISE UP AGAIN?!?!?!?! ALSO SHOULD I USE ETORO?

GUYS HOW DO YOU BUY STOCKS

How do I short the human race?

>>18605265
Yeah, my experience is with NA in general but doesn't hold for Europe. That said I know that in France you are not allowed to work during your PhD yet you don't make enough for even rent. In switzerland, though, you actually get a healthy stipend.

>>18605599
UH OH

>>18605599
>watching cnn
>not COOMING all day long to the CNBC babes

>>18605656
solid analysis

>>18605637
Target doesn't look as juicy though, it's almost up to pre-Corona prices, while Kohls is still like 70% down

>>18605668
CNN is FAKE news, litteraly it’s made up on the spot every morning

>>18605696
china bonds

GUYS WHAT IS A STOCK? CAN I BUY OIL?

>>18605599
BULLISH

>>18605696
Difficult situation right now.
Just wait and see for now.

>>18605678
Welp i bought my ticket time to ride it baby

>>18605680
Pump on close.Open up tomorrow. PPP bill will be passed tonight.

>>18604261
Not until the Bears have had our fill

>>18605320
t. literal inbred who can't even read 2 words and believes PR and buzzwords.

>>18605687
WHICH BROKER DO I USE

>>18604243
Only 5 more days of this downward action and my puts will break even. Honest question: What should I do when we retest the bottom? Take my life-jacket and get out, or go full retard and hold my SPY200 to expiration in September?

>>18605664
SHOP
NET
SOXL
don't put puts on anything unless you hate money

>>18605720
I was thinking about Oil, also, tips on etoro is it good should i be using something else?

>>18605472
what is a trailing stop loss

>>18605599
>trump pumped oil and hcq
>both dumping
I hope you didn't get art of the deal'd

JEROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP IT

>>18605727
just sign up for robinhood

>>18605722
What have you bought?

>>18605736
No oil.
Don't.

>>18605655
There is no source! It’s FAKE news!

>>18605732
HOW DO I GET MONEY FROM BANK TO ACCOUNT

>>18605729
Bears have to go full retarded to make it.

>>18605679
10 shares 25.00 a piece

>>18605714
Personally I'd rate KSS as risky. They have profit issues iirc. 70% drop might be equitable. 80 or so might be a deal (all pre-corona).

Just bought some cheapie $800 TSLA calls expiring 5/15 using margin on RH. How fucked am I?

>>18605739
but then you end up giving your winners up and end up having to find new cheapies.... wait.... that's the whole fucking point.

>>18605729
>held SPXS and lost $200 over 2 weeks
>bought TVIX and gained $500 in 2 days

buy tvix

>>18605732
Why cloud flare?

come on give it to me hard
let me be a depressed zombie tomorrow or give me some dopamine
do it you fuck

>>18605768
Are you fucking retarded? Why would you ever bet in Tesla? 800$, why would it deserve that valuation?

>>18605757
You molest a small child in front of a jew while they film it

it's time

is jerome turning on the printer soon? I'm getting a little nervous bobros.

>>18605665
This
Fucking tards

>>18605736
I don't know shit about etoro. I have a very latent memory in the back of my mind of a bunch of people complaining about it...so.. I dunno

>>18604463
>>18604491
>>18604503
Let me see to it

lol pump it jerome haha brrrrrrr kek

oil futures fighting a pump or a dump right now? been pretty much frozen for the past 45 minutes

DUMP IT

>>18605758
This. As of today I've made money on all my shorts but at what cost to my sanity? I've cashed out all but one and will probably do it tomorrow depending on the gap.

Going bear, while logically sound, is bad for your health. Bearbros, as a fellow bearbro, get out as soon as you can for your own sake.

>>18605788
kek it's not my money who cares

>>18605754
Then what should we brainlets should be looking at?

>3:50pm Giant Wick
Like clockwork.

>>18605766
I'll wait a bit longer then

>>18605795
I AM FUCKED IF HE DOESNT
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME

>>18605599

anything on CNN should be treated like the chinese communist propaganda it is

we dont know the method of the study. maybe they only gae the medicine to people who were so bad they were on the verge of death

What is this candle called?

>Someone posts "pump it jerome"
>SPY jumps up
Fuck you, stop manipulating the market

>>18604610
LOL etsy is the definition of retarded mommy-blogger trash. the only people buying their overpriced garbage are stay at home MLM women.

but what happens when DADDY'S HOME?! mommy gets on her knees, that's what.

give it to me baby
harder

>>18605839

the bloody spaghetti

>>18605758
Oh I'm definitely going to make it. Still got my AMZN put.

>>18605839
haha money printer go brrrr

WHERE IS THE PUMP

>>18605839
Pump and dump

god damnit i'M gonna loose my house

Lol everyone is trying to dump their USO

>>18604312
KO is anti-American, ironically.
it's basically the inverse of the American Dollar. As the dollar grows stronger, KO grows weaker.

Is this gonna dump or pump tomorrow

>>18605715
this

>>18605661
I just wanna have an interesting job. The CRUD type jobs in computing don’t really appeal to me & where I live the only EE jobs are in mining/oil&gas hence why I was looking for more industry research type stuff. But if you’re not actually doing research there then no point going down that path either. Would working as a quant or trader be feasible with my degrees? Worst case I’m sure I can find something within the ee/cs sphere if I had to, it’s broad enough

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>>18605867
>not taking a reverse mortgage because tom selleck told you to
>not putting it on 4/21 3000 spy calls

PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

JEROME

WHERE ARE YOU

FUCK

>>18605839
똥침

>>18605014
Accountants are in demand right now.

Lol lost $9k
I submit, clown market has broken me

this dump holyshit

H A R D E R

sarah's really cute bros

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>>18605768
risky, definitely wouldnt have done that on margin. those arent "cheapies" because when its time to pay the creditor you are going to get shafted. if anything TSLA is more likely to drop as reality settles in of factory closures and reduced confsumer demand not to mention supply and logistic issues

>>18605839
Bull fag bane.

>>18605884
kkkkkkkkkkk

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
CLOSE THE MARKET

>>18605877
>Would working as a quant or trader be feasible with my degrees?
Generally yes, but getting in at big firms is extremely competitive.
>Worst case I’m sure I can find something within the ee/cs sphere if I had to, it’s broad enough
That's a good way to go about it. Look into multidisciplinary fields like computational biology, fintech or computational physics (like CFDs, not like string memes) depending on your interests.

>>18605903
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>>18604836
Spxs
Sleep
>Profit

Hurry

>>18605014
I wish I'd learned a blue-collar trade instead. The mechanics and electricians I've talked to make decent union wages, and they know a useful skill.

IS THIS A PUMP?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!

>>18605951
and now it is you double-nigger

>>18605976
it does auto-sage for another 20 posts

>>18605826
Like I said. Difficult times right now. Lots of companies will default on their debt, same for real estate. If you're a noob just stay out of the market for a while. 2020 is not safe at all. You can take a little bit of your money and start trading. That's not a bad idea to get into it. Read about stocks, futures, bonds, get your default dose of doom porn by Peter Schiff but don't buy into his stuff all too much at first. There's no easy answer to market related things. It's like asking Magnus Carlson for his winning strategy.
There is none. It's about skin in the game.

>>18605769
jesus you are dumb. maybe thats why you have a sub 6 figure account.

>>18605839
Candles are arbitrary.
Get a better visualisation

the cRealEstate datamining leak basically hints to a potential happy home academy/designer expansion, with lyle, lottie, digby and the possibility to change your villager's furniture?

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>>18605931
Yeah, that’s one of the reasons I was potentially looking at doing masters. As for your second point I’m actually going through a few books on functional analysis so I understand the PDE theory better, so yeah

wew

>>18605951
It's called a bump limit you retard.

>>18605850
t. incel

>>18605521
>Calls

>>18604463
I've got this

someone make a new thread please

>>18604737
Spoken like a true welfare queen

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>>18606177
thx

I never should have doubted Halliburton. Bought around 8, sold at 7.12. Was in for the long haul, doubts grew.
I'm sorry HAL-sama, dip to 7 so I can have you back.

>>18606110
But makeup is indeed the work of the devil.

>>18605723
t. hopiate victim

>>18605642
the chinese have a hardon for these towers, fuck the towers and fuck the chinks, shoutout to my based Q SCHIZOS, defending the west accidentally and for the wrong reasons, but defending nonetheless.

>>18604520
Same bought it at 38, but I'm still holding on.

>>18605404
Kek

>>18605858
Lemme see ur new position on it in regards to gains on it

>>18605521
Lmao, I have puts on tech 100%.