/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18602449
First for fuck redd*t trannies

In

>>18602449
How do I long cunny, lads?

NTDOY still holding strong.

Looks like the market clock vanished again.
https://market24hclock.com/#_
Also for oil stonks:
https://oilprice.com/

I’m pretty comfy with my SDO and SQQQ rn

We already have a thread up (and it's been up)
>>18601672

>>18601672

>>18601672

>ze bought more poots?
>pomp eet... to ATH

>>18602526
Seriously that thread is for the happeningfags.

What’s up with all the retards making threads today? Influx from other boards? Leftypol?

>>18602526
Fuck off newfag

>>18602526
Some faggot thread made by a faggot not from /biz/. Fuck off with that faggot

>>18602543
Some guy keeps making a second /smg/ thread over and over again despite there already being one

>>18602543
Certainly not leftypol. Just hard retard faggot right wing /pol/

>>18602507
it's literally the only non-bear thing i've held (excluding some gold miners). I should have grabbed AMD too. Do you think NTDOY will dip under 45 again? I'm doubtful in the near term.

>>18602526
go back to your containment thread.

>>18602507
ESPO has treated me very well these past few months

there better not be another gigantic EOD pump to just negate all this shit

Sell?

>>18602502
Why would you want to long a depreciating asset? That's like wiping before you poop bro.

>>18602600
>when you see some fresh oil stops at 10.92

>>18602449
Ty for making an actual thread

So I'm taking a light walloping today in most everything but ge at the moment.
Even my MUFG and AOM stocks are down.
I'm seeing another entry point for intelsat as it's currently at 1.06 and falling.

>>18602613
we might bump to S&P 2800 This is probably a new downtrend.

>>18602623
Obviously you sell when they reach 12, you dummy

>>18602600
>Do you think NTDOY will dip under 45 again
Sadly, I think it's possible. Nintendo gets trashed by japanese salarymen boomer traders, don't ask me why. At times, it gets trashed as if it was a penny stock, even though it has no debt, 8 billions dollar in cash, and will basically be the DIS of vidyas and still be there in 50 years. The good news though, is it allows us to buy cheaper.

WHICH IS THE RIGHT THREAD

>>18602555
Boy, you really told that faggot.

>>18602600
>>18602630
Sorry, didn't mean to reply

Why are we pumping again?

>>18602672
maybe i'll get paid enough to responsibly own a full share. That'd be a dream

>>18602686
This one

>>18602690
lunch is over

>>18602690

>>18602688
no problem bobro. I'd play oil if i knew what I was doing. absolutely mad. Brag when you win.

>>18602690
to allow for everybody who was at lunch to get a better short entry

>>18602686
This one is for the board regulars.
The other one is for the newfags who came spilling over here from /pol/ If you want to be a retard natsoc inbred redneck go there.
If you actually want to discuss the market, stay here.
In about 2 hours you're going to see the EOD price movements where you usually see the selloffs or surges in buying.
At the moment I expect a selloff. We won't see oil negative again anytime soon. Maybe in a month when the June contracts begin to expire. That was a one off nobody could have predicted.

Seriously negative numbers...What a fucking time...

POOMP IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ

Feeling kind of optimistic :)

>>18602811
it's trying to touch the 200sma so hard kek

Everything is getting dragged down by oil. There's no practical rationale that something with no exposure to oil is down -7% today, so fuckkit, I'm buying.

We'll see on Friday if this was smart scalping, or just more bags for me to hold.

>>18602805
>selloff
a heavy one? I'm doubtful.

If we start a war with venezuela and that escalates to a world war which companies and countries are going to be mostly fine?

Help, I've made $430 off of options in the past two weeks and Robinhood just gave me access to spreads. Wtf do I do?

>>18602837
The whole market is overheated. zoom out. You've got a slim chance of upside it seems.

>>18602669
buy high sell low?

>>18602837
>Everything is getting dragged down by oil. There's no practical rationale that something with no exposure to oil is down -7% today, so fuckkit, I'm buying.
you're retarded if you don't realize the ramifications of whar no storage for oil means

What happened?

10 Year yield is 0.56, last week it was 0.75

You guys think we will see sub dollar USO in the next days?

>>18602850
>Invade Venezuela
>Bolsters the economy
>Defense stocks pumps like crazy
>Indices pump with it
>US announces (pretends) that Venezuela's oil reserves were all fake

Golden bullrun of the century

>>18602850
I would say RTX but I might get rightfully lynched.

>>18602690

>>18602886
Too much supply.
Too little demand.

>>18602913
It's going to zero

>>18602882
Yes. The dividends make it worth it.

>>18602913
USO is officially a tire fire.
Run away as fast as you can.

>>18602908
oh fugg

>>18602805
You're sperging a little anon. Anyway, you trying to ride the wave down or did you pull out?

>>18602913
Maybe. They sure as hell don't want oil delivered to their offices

>tfw fell for the NET and RTX memes

>>18602916
It depends on if the US government picks a tomahawk friendly doctrine or not.

I’m going to buy shittons of oil if it hits -20. You cannot stop me.

>>18602908
that's a good thing for my SDO

>June oil contracts will go to zero
>USO will go broke before it can roll into the next month

>Boomers steal the future of their grand kids
>10 year near half a percent
>30 year barely holding 1%

Nothing personelle gand-kiddorinos

-450$ in 2 weeks god i love this market

>>18603027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ

>>18603022
we have already been sold out. At least the stock market might be ok as a retirement vehicle if it doesn't pop up like people hope

>>18603015
What are you going to buy specifically? I had the same idea but there's so much choice.

>>18603004
I'm a long term investor with only limited speculation. My long term stocks are holding steady and slowly making gains, so I'm making profit on the way back up.

fucking niggers pumped UCO to kill it

>>18603027

thats it? nigga im down like 2k

>There are people ITT not getting on USO cheapies
Y'all are fuckin dumb I'm gonna be rich in three months when the price recovers

>>18603056
>long term
>way back up
Lmao delusion.Ready to break even n 5 years?

>>18603022
The ultimate revenge against all boomers.
Spread the beervirus that kills them because it doesn't affect you.
Stop consuming anyway due to no money and let them get fucked.

Should I blaze right now?

>>18603052
I’m thinking of going balls to the wall and buying the commodity straight up.
Fuck this gay earth, I’m gonna spice my shit up with ridiculous schemes. If you can’t beat the clown world, might as well join it.

>>18603086
Yes. Always.

Brb going to make another thread

Sold out of all my TQQQ yesterday: +26% and bought some TLT and GLD. Today, I swapped to UGL instead, making it 50% of my portfolio. I choose to believe in shiny rocks. I’ll throw the rest of my cash at VXX once the timing is right, probably later this week.

>>18603070
I'd get in on them only after we start seeing consistent returns. The fund looks too close to a nosedive to 0 and insolvency for me right now...

>>18603070
Lol. Good bait. They won't last three months when the June contracts expire and they're stuck trying to store a shit load of oil.

>>18603101
it just keeps happening

>>18602690
To double down and make more on the eod dump

>>18603075
MUFG, AOM, GE, SMFG, BPY, VER.
Good dividend producers for the most part. Even when I'm down I make money.

>>18603101
Include the market24 and oilprice in there as well.

>>18602805
>negatives was a one off nobody could have predicted
Maybe you couldn't have predicted, but anyone that has studied even a bit about oil processing, or even commodities in general, would be aware of the issue in storage and logistics. An educated guess that people would need to pay for all that oil to be delivered, stored and processed, when there have been warnings of excess production for over a fucking month, was pretty easy to get.

The markets are completely fucking dumb right now and give an overall impression we are going back to normal, which couldn't be further from the truth. If, and that's a big if, quarantines aren't extended, you can expect another one in 2 to 3 months time.

POOMP IT POOMP IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ

>>18603110
Got any info you are willing to share on the timing you're looking at for your VXX play, senpai?

Actually, got the new thread here.
>>18602478

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>>18602478

>>18603070
>I'm too dumb to understand contango

fuck anime

buy VFIAX

WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW WHY AM I GETTING RICH

>>18603210
we should make one more just to be sure

AHHH OIL FUTURES HALTEDDDDDD

>>18603156
>Japanese Banks and REITs
sorry for your losses

>>18603232
Eh I foolishly made the thread like .002 seconds after this one was made. When we get to bump limit on this thread we will migrate...

>>18603208

>anime tranny thread vs. based frogposter thread
easiest choice I've made all day

>>18603247
I'm actually up a fair bit over the past month. I ejected softbank around the time I got an email about something I asked at oneweb and avoided some losses there.

WE ARE SUB 10
>WE ARE SUB 10
WE ARE SUB 10
>WE ARE SUB 10
WE ARE SUB 10
>WE ARE SUB 10
WE ARE SUB 10
>WE ARE SUB 10

Why do I want there to be a war with Chyna so badly, bros?

>>18603268
based

if SQQQ and SDOW pump right now...

CNBC is going full smug on oil speculators:
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/21/retail-investors-who-believed-they-were-investing-in-crude-oil-get-a-rude-awakening.html

>>18603286
Because you bought RTX?

>>18603286
because war good

USO HALTED AGAIN

>>18603268
3D can try, but 2D is better

can anyone explain the newest hype around Chinese bonds to me? what happened?

Oil speculators are <80 IQ human trash, and have always been so it's not hard to be smug about their failures.

>>18602449
Spot Price for WTI just give up

>>18603286
'cause fuck china

LOL JESUS CHRIST EVEN THE JUNE CONTRACT GOING TO ZERO

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE REAL PRICE OF OIL
>THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE REAL PRICE OF OIL
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE REAL PRICE OF OIL
>THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE REAL PRICE OF OIL

<_< have over 5k in collateral on puts

I want some more of my buying power back but I want max gains at the same time, good thing they expire friday

Somebody put the link to this thread in the other one

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
i mean i know i'm about to get even cheaper gas than i am already and i'm riding the SCO train but this is kind of scary

TURN BACK TIME AND DOOMP IT AGAIN

>>18603363
CNBC and oilprice just gave up on showing the numbers

>>18603359
>real price
it IS the real price for someone who wants oil in june (i.e. nobody)

CLOWN MARKET HERE WE GO

>>18603388
ACTIVATE QUANTUM IMMORTALITY

reminder that Ackman was right

>>18602649
>light walloping
back to r*ddit, loser

>>18603405
Lol

>>18603208
Hell if I know, but my friend is good at trading it and says now’s about the time. I’m in once my cash settles. Just be wary of a possible big drawdown

>colleges going out of business because nobody wants to watch handegg in their $100M stadiums or pay $1000/mo to sleep in a bunk bed

https://www.npr.org/2020/04/20/833254570/college-brace-for-financial-trouble-and-a-big-question-will-they-reopen-in-fall

WHO THE FUCK IS PUMPING THIS SHIT

Lads

Thinking of buying SDOW

Do you guys think the dow starts falling again soon?

>tfw bought HTZ @ $6

>>18603447
go for it. if you need to watch out for the daytrading shit, just grab Udow and eat the loss.

>>18602793
>I wouldnt hold my breath
for what? getting it that cheap ever again?

>>18603434
Probably Uncle Sam buying to fill the oil reserve.

>>18603434
Moar like who the fuck dumped this hard.
I don't normally do commodities trading. I'm usually stuck in technology and finance

Should I buy apple stocks today or wait for Netflix earnings to see how nasdaq is going to fair tomorrow?

>>18603434
you know who

OH NO NO NO CNBC TOLD ME OIL FALLING TO HISTORIC LOWS YESTERDAY WAS A NOTHINGBURGER IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GO LIKE THIS BROS

SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME. My puts on USO just hit max value as if the stock went to 0. Suddenly it corrected itself again though and I am sad. If I exercised those options right then would I of made money? Did USO just go bankrupt and no one knows? Wtf happened to make it go full value and why is it back to normal!? Someone explain to me who also has puts in this if it was a glitch or I just missed a golden opportunity or what.

>>18603318
>>18603322
>>18603350
You're all correct.

I hope people learned their lesson: don't fuck with futures-based ETFs.

If your Oil contract shorts go negative, do you win or lose money. What happens past zero ? newfag. lmfao. therefore should i sell my Oil contracts shorts at a dollar

ARE WE GONNA HAVE A BIG BOOTY BOUNCE BACK TOMORROW OR NAHHHH???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18602449
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/morgan-stanleys-oracle-turns-bearish-again-stocks-are-now-overbought-correction-will-begin

ok - can we just say, nobody knows anything? TA is vodoo shit and financial analysts are overpaid?

>>18602449
Loaded up on USL, hoping oil comes back in 12 months. Going to keep averaging down every time contracts roll.

>>18603512
I'm making bank on TVIX. I just bought some more

>>18603499
based and bloodmoneypilled

>>18603286
Because you are envious of China weathering the crisis just fine.

>>18603529
>Zerohedge.
Post an actual news site.

Guys what happens if SPY goes bankrupt?

>these threads

>>18603487
Why would you exercise? Just sell the contract.

>>18603554
>low quality bait

>>18603434
Nobody is pumping. Yesterday ended the contracts for May, these are for June.

>>18603487
robinhood does that when something gets halted because their code was written by street shitters

Is it time yet to buy gold and silver? And I mean the paper versions.

>>18603564
kys

>>18603564
welcome home

>>18603551
https://www.morganstanley.com/ideas/thoughts-on-the-market-wilson

better? for you little shizo boys out there.

>>18603554
SPY is not going bankrupt. It would mean there is no more S&P500

bogdanoffs really have no limits

Some of you guys without good job prospects might be better off enlisting in a branch early so that you have a choice in not fighting in the front lines.
Better to get a comfy non-combat position in the military before the drafting begins.
I understand the people who need this advice the most can't even comprehend this reality, but I just want to say it so you can remember that someone warned you.

>>18603582
>buying paper PM's

RIP

>>18603513
so if you're short to open and then the price goes negative you would have to buy the negative to close, so you get paid when you open and then you get paid again when you close. it'll be a win win.

Am I fucked if I hold inverse ETFs overnight? Specifically SQQQ SDOW and SPXS. Would just sell them tomorrow or definitely by EoW.

>>18603575
(You) replied (:

>>18603571
because I am too poor to daytrade.

>>18603579
It was TD Ameritrade, kek. But if you execute during those moments does it actually give you the money?

>>18603613
/smg/ gives the best investment advice

>>18603564
>>18603586
haha rekted

>>18603607
I'm going to enlist in the US Space Force. Can't wait to blast those insects from orbit.

oil was $6 10 minutes ago

holy shit

>XOM is weathering the storm just fine
I will never doubt boomer stocks holy shit.

>>18603487
Robinhood fucks up all the time without explaining it. Today it listed me as $400 richer for no specific reason. Other times it puts me at $1000 less than where I actually am. It's actually really annoying.

>June dipped down to 6.50
Yeah we’re fucked. Let’s go to war.

>>18603607
i'm legitimately wondering what this oil dump could mean for my 2 year old son
we've got dudes still dying in fucking afghanistan

>>18603627
you can't execute, it's halted

>MARKETS RALLY AS OIL CONTINUES TO PLUNGE -50%
MARKETS RALLY AS OIL CONTINUES TO PLUNGE -50%
>MARKETS RALLY AS OIL CONTINUES TO PLUNGE -50%
MARKETS RALLY AS OIL CONTINUES TO PLUNGE -50%
>MARKETS RALLY AS OIL CONTINUES TO PLUNGE -50%
MARKETS RALLY AS OIL CONTINUES TO PLUNGE -50%
>MARKETS RALLY AS OIL CONTINUES TO PLUNGE -50%
MARKETS RALLY AS OIL CONTINUES TO PLUNGE -50%
>MARKETS RALLY AS OIL CONTINUES TO PLUNGE -50%
MARKETS RALLY AS OIL CONTINUES TO PLUNGE -50%
>MARKETS RALLY AS OIL CONTINUES TO PLUNGE -50%
MARKETS RALLY AS OIL CONTINUES TO PLUNGE -50%
>MARKETS RALLY AS OIL CONTINUES TO PLUNGE -50%
MARKETS RALLY AS OIL CONTINUES TO PLUNGE -50%

>>18603607
I'm going to enlist in buying my own farm in Costa Rica.

>>18603554
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/e/etf.asp#etf-creation-and-redemption

>>18603587
>What this really means to me is that while the stock market has already soared 30 percent off the lows, the pullbacks are likely to be shallower than what many are talking about. In S&P500 terms, a 200 week moving average of 2650 should provide very strong support on what could be a choppy few weeks as companies give us the bad news on earnings and there is more political posturing as states try to decide when to reopen. We would use this period to add to stocks and credit with a greater focus on the areas that had the most upside to a recovery. These would include some of the hardest hit sectors like consumer discretionary, banks, materials, industrials, and small caps. As Warren Buffett likes to say, "don't bet against America, especially at its grand re-opening."

Sounds bullish to me, add to longs and take profits in shorts <2700

Is it a good time to rebuy into BA stock or is it gonna keep crabbing below 150

>>18603684
Does that mean we achieved post-oil society?

>>18603478
My bet is on USO trying to exit their position before they get liquidated

>>18603691
... and then the MA Broke.

What do I do when my RH account balance goes negative? They suspended me from making trades so it's not even like I can earn money back wtf

>>18603693
It bounces from $135 to $155 every couples of days. Buy now and then dump for a quick profit. You're welcome.

>>18603433
I hope its the governments colleges. Tget run a scam by increasing prices for degrees while most have difficulty getting a good paying job afterwards.

Oil just did a deadcat bounce,get ready boys.

Let me start,

ONE,
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>18603722
.....You clear the negative balance.

How fucked even ARE you?!

>>18603739
TWO,
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Done. Now what?

>>18603739
TWO

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>18603719
>... and then the MA Broke.
when was that?

>>18603587
ALSO
>And that means a V-shaped recovery next year is likely, which is what stocks are already starting to discount. Now, with the very real possibility that the economy reopens faster than expected just a few weeks ago, animal spirits are set to rebound from what can only be described as depressed levels.

I like Wilson, and I hate that I'm not getting cheapies.

So what did the fictional character at ZH tell you? That Wilson was bearish?

Just tell me when I need to pimp out my daughters.

>>18603727
Yeah I don't want that

>>18603433
>>18603729
holy shit, this might be the best news for the month. Jesus fucking christ, of all the things that need to be pulled back, thank fucking God! PRAISE BE UNTO HIM!

>>18603722
don't use margin retard

>>18603760
I got about $43 cash right now. How old is she and where are we going to meet?

>>18603759
who knows, I'm speculating. My bet's on a week or two out, tops.

>>18603749
>>18603767
I just deleted the honky ass app lmao

>>18603614

Someone answer me

>>18603765
Won't happen in the Fall. It'll be next Spring after all the college kids realized their schools jacked up rates to take all of the student loans they signed up for and they don't get their usual beginning-of-semester-student-loan-overpayment-refund, so they never enroll for Spring 2021 at all.

I really think tech is gonna kill it based on the amount of ad revenue I’ve been getting from google. So if you have shorts sell them before facebook reports on the 29th. I’m holding my puts until we have a green day though.

>USO HALTED FOR PENDING NEWS
IT. IS. HAPPENING.

How do leveraged certificates work when the price is in pennies? Example: bear certificate tracking sp500 with 8x leverage, price has decayed to about 4 pennies.

So for the price to increase to 5 pennies, the value of sp500 needs to drop 25%/8 = 3.125%

The certificate is compounded daily.

Does this mean, that if I buy the certificate now and value of sp500 drops 2.5% for four days straight, I get nothing despite betting the right direction? In fact, I probably need to sell the certificate at one cent less making 25% instant loss?

Am I wrong

>>18603803
Don't fuckin talk to me that way

>>18603759
>market crash in March
>V-shaped recovery next year
What does this cunt thinks the letter V looks like?

>>18603803
Decay will fuck most people. Those are better for day trading.

>>18603800
You'll still have to pay.
Just deleting an app doesn't remove the negative balance. Especially when its linked to your bank account and your trading info is listed due to legal reasons.

>>18603803
Overnight no, if things are this volatile the rebalancing becomes trivial. If the market is normal and crabbing then it’s generally a good idea to sell EOD

>>18603800
"I threw all that shit in the lake"

>>18603830
Let's go to 0 boys

>>18603830
Time to go in sco?

All this gas stock are confusing which is yall suppose to buy

>>18603646
based

Why the fuck is NET mooning now?

I have a SPY call for $283 expiring on 4/29, should I sell now and cut my losses?

FUCKING

KILL

ME

FUCK

>>18603835
ugh... you're disgusting
Do you not... this better be a troll

>>18603836
>>18603858
Thanks anons. Will hold overnight b/c I have no choice and then probably sell tomorrow at market open who knows

your oil is now fucking worthless

>>18603830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

>>18603811
as long as it happens, i am happy. of all my millennial woes, colleges and student loans have been the one big thing that has hurt my finances the most - not even my own debts, they're already evaporated. The demand fueled by these faggot loans are horrible. I'm fucking excited.

Why is it recovering? Did everybody just get a fat check from buying oil and now they're selling their oil for another check and putting it into Amazon or something?

/biz/ noob here, heard about the oil news yesterday and decided to make my first ever brokerage account cash only. going through the op links. Which stocks should I buy right now? Only have $200 in it right now but I'll put in more once I understand better.

fucking jew going make miss the opportunity of my life, only 100% profit, you mother fucking shit
why would they do this ?, what do they have to loose/ isn't the contract between me and an other shmuck?

>>18603870
you may have missed that bus bro

>>18603885
YES demand isn't going to change this month

>>18603831
they decay less than 1% usually 0,1% or even less. just read the fucking prospect
see how the wti bear cert x5 went from 1 to 57, fucking lmao i want to shoot myself for pulling out too early, would have been a millionaire today otherwise

>>18603900
small business bailout deal passed

>>18603885
I would. There is plenty of air beneath.

WE PUMPING NOW BEARFAGS LOOKS LIKE ITS TIME TO KYS YOURSELVES

>>18603656
why would you want a kid then?

>>18603900
"it can't go much lower. it's gotta come back someday"

>>18603910
>toro
sounds like some kind of mexican broker
why would you trust mexicans to handle your financial transactions??

>>18603930
I'm rich!

>>18603900
Prices move up and down for no reason. Just jumping around the resistance levels and MAs

>>18603908
rope manufacturers and distributors.

What is one industry you want to see become obsolete after all of this?

Mine is
>cruises

Extremely uncomfortable going long here but the waves and memelines say bounce. Hope I don't end up poor. :(

>>18603924
FFFFFUCK

Thanks for posting that, just took my profits in SRTY

Nice easy $13.10...(fuck I should've taken profits earlier or done DRV)

>>18603973
>obsolete
Either you don't know what that word means or you think some technology will replace cruises.

>>18603973
Tesla

>>18603974
how high, these movement have been pretty much by the books. I don't see it going much higher than where we are now.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OH MY FUCKING GOD

Real estate is going to be insane in a few months. Based coronachan thank you

https://www.bisnow.com/national/news/office/morgan-stanley-will-edge-away-from-real-estate-103989

GOD KO WHY? WHY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY?

>>18603973
Auto manufacturers

They turned out country's transit system into pure hell just so we would buy their shit boxes

Bike Chad's rise up

OIL SKY ROCKET

>>18603944
the only one for non us customer who have crypto, so i can switch investment easy without going through a bank

>>18603930
If that happened, my current CL position with only 2 contracts would now be worth around $80m kek'd

Aaaaaand everything just pumped thakn you JPow, all my bearish positions wiped out thank you

>>18603924
why the hell would that impact oil?

>magic green candle out of nowhere

what the fuck?

>>18603973
yeah ESG stuff might see it happen

>>18603974
I need a report from the waves and memes committee. Post it.

>>18604007
I sure hope so, especially in cucknada where a 300sqft cuckshed 2 hours away from the city costs $600k.

>>18604026
It is the classic end of day pump. Retarded if you play against it.

OHHHH GODDDDDDDD WE'RE POOOOMPPPPPPINGGGGGGGG AHHHH

Uncle J-Pow?

You're alive?

>sold amd and made a profit
bad?
just wish that I sold earlier

I LOOK AWAY FOR 2 FUCKING MINUTES AND LOSE $10K HOLY FUCK I'M DONE FUCK THIS

>>18604027
He’s talking about stocks

>>18603974
i bought a few super cheapo 1-2 week spy calls an hour ago, you're in good company we can suck each others dicks if we lose it all. but I don't really plan on keeping them past Thurs/Fri.

>>18604017
well at least find some mexican jews or something, someone who knows how to do math and shit. Torostein.

Just the usual 2:25pm green candle, nothing to see here.

>>18604026
>betting against the jews
>betting agaisnt EoD pump
You have only yourself to blame.

>>18603973
College. Higher education should not be for everyone. It was a mistake through and through and became bloated as fuck.

>>18604001
Two cases: A touch of the trend ES@2780, or wave 5 over the next week to touch upward trend and fib retrace 61.8% ES@2920

>>18604052
i'm not

>>18603918
Read the fucking post you retard

>>18603993
i'm russian so no i don't know what that word means you stupid redneck

Bears trapped forever

anyone have a link tot the CNBC live stream? Mine isnt working rn

>oil $6
>S&P $2715

ROCK BOTTOM CONFIRMED

>>18602449
Oil price spreads are giving me ass aids.

BAMbros what happened

>>18604035
it's already happening my friend, i'm a real estate investor, been tracking the market in canada (toronto, vancouver) for a couple of years now and the dip is already starting. i dont think it will be fully realized until september at the soonest though.

>>18604080
Right-click on it, Andrei.

>>18604080
>doesn't understand the concept of obsolescence
Is that why the entire Russian military is full of rusting equipment falling apart in total disrepair?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

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>>18603836
>Decay will fuck most people
What does decay mean?

>>18604075
>over the next week
i think that timeframe is too long. Next week shouldn't it be in End of week tops? if it's really going up that high, the speed of the dump will be insane. I can believe 2780 overnight.

how is this not the most obvious EOD dump ever?

>>18603727
$20 profit while risking $130. Potentially $0 value stock should they get a GM tier bailout.

Should I be more worried about my DVN and MRO calls than I am?
>still up on both
>don't expire till May 15th
What do you think, /biz/? Will oil stay this low until middle of May?

>>18604116
I'm not a RE investor but I've been more or less keeping track too and I see nothing yet. News is claiming "maybe" a 3.5% price "dip" but quite frankly it needs a 90% fucking correction.

>>18602449
They fucking jewed us again

I seriously hope you idiots are profiting from these pump and dumps.

>>18604143
>he unironically thinks the US government will ever let Boeing fail

Baka

>NTDOY up

OOOOOOOO YEAH time to cash in on all those millenials playing fucking animal crossing

>>18604125
no its in total disrepair because of stupid americans destroying the ussr

>>18604130
It means hold long-term

>>18604152
MRO will be bankrupt by May 15

They pumped up oil to liquidate short sellers, Algos pumped SP. Nothing new here.

>>18604132
Yeah, the lines say it will be fast, I mean over the next week as in it maybe bleeds into Monday or touches the top at futures open.

>>18604074
disagree, higher education should be for everyone of average and above intelligence and ability who wants it. It's good for the future of our country.

It just shouldn't cost so fucking much and shouldn't had a 4 year program for social studies programs that aren't practical.

pump failed nice try stupid fed&friends

>>18604136
it's the middle of the day

F in the chat for bearfags

>open oil volatility chart
>zoom in
>zoom out
JUST

I

WANT

TO

DIE

we end 22850, give or take a 100

>>18604154
rent has dipped like 20% and supply has gone up a lot for condos (former airbnbs). one building i track had 50 new rentals on the market this week (usually has about 10-14 at a given time). ive also seen a small correction in price (like probably 3% like you said) but this is only just the tip. the analysts i follow are predicting a 30-40% crash.

>>18604197
are we looking at the same chart kek

I just want my KOkies to go back up. Why do you have to do this to me Mister Market?

>>18604013
>KO
what's wrong with it

>>18604196
? only a hour and a half left, these signals are so clear

>>18604152
You are betting against USA RUSSIA SA

>>18604115
Doing just fine, why? It’s only down 2.66? Gonna be putting more in around Dow 21.000 and lower

>>18604152
>Will oil stay this low until middle of May?
why the fuck wouldn't it?

i shorted the bottom
kill me

the ES, YM convergence is also making me think Amazon will drag this bitch up like it always does. I could get absolutely justed in 15 minutes but it was worth the risk/reward.

go the fuck down...

>>18604186
I think the main reason you two disagree is that he means that you shouldn't need a PhD to be a code monkey, while you say it shouldn't be prohibitively expensive/otherwise out of reach for people to go for a PhD if they want to do academia. Those are ultimately two sides of the same coin. For example, if it weren't for grad overinflation, you wouldn't need an average of 6 first-author paper to become a prof at a mediocre institute when it used to take 1-2 max. Said overinflation is not caused by people who strictly want to go into academia since wages are at an all-time-low while cost of living is at an all-time-high and industry pays hand over fist for post-grads nowadays.

RREEEEEEEEEE WHY DO THEY LIMIT ME TO 3 DAY TRADES I NEED TO CASH THE FUCK OUT OF SPY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK THE SEC

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>>18604235
>kill me
no need, you'll an hero soon enough

>>18604225
Stonk go down and right. Me want it go up and right.

>>18604250
fuck off and die newfag

>>18604235
there is always tomorrow, hang in there little homie

>>18604263
ah yes a classic investing problem, but don't worry, it is proven that it the long run they all go up and right

>>18604250
can a mod ban this guy already

>>18604183
yeah, that's seems right. I was surprised we are already going down. I was expecting it to go up until today or tomorrow.

>>18604278
ban me for what? I made a new thread when this one started auto-saging

>>18604250
Fuck off redditnigger

>>18604250
Fuck off

>>18604297
fuck you nigger

>>18604297
kys

>>18604297
you are intentionally shitting up the catalog
you are intentionally not adding the sticky
and you are intentionally being a caustic faggot about it

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>>18604162
>selling the DIS of vidyas
Anon, I sure hope you're not doing such a mistake. It's something you keep forever so you can give it to your kids when it 6x its value, not including divies.

>>18604212
Checked again, rent is identical to february and in march it was even 10% higher (ATH). >20% higher than 2 years ago, showing no unusual movement and certainly no correction down.
I also checked current offers to see if quality had gone up or if offers were lowering their prices since they opened their postings, but nothing on this front either.

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>>18603614
You lose 1 or 2% capital in fees
As long as you win more than that its fine

>>18604351
NICE THANKS

>>18604338
I didn't buy enough for that...
but I do like profiting off of all these parents buying vidya for their kids while the virus fucks shit up

>>18604340
you need to talk to a brokerage, you might have late statistics.

>>18604338
I have so many fucking shares of NTDOY it's not even funny. I've bought thousands of shares over the years since 2008. I'm tempted to sell it because it's so fucking high right now but I just don't have the heart to part with it

>>18603908
Dto altho might be too late

Guys I just bought a pizza from Domino's. DPZ earnings are going through the roof now.

>>18604235
You buy when stocks are down, short when they are up. try it.

>>18604402
do it. You need to start worrying about other economic ecosystems and locales.
Energy is tied to everything and every energy source is getting just about gutted.
If TSLA comes out with a cheap home solar kit elon will become a trillionaire overnight.

>>18604402
>I just don't have the heart to part with it
This kind of emotional thinking will be your downfall. You won't be thinking that way if the share price drops. Put in a trailing stop order, it's easier to deal with the emotional issue that way because if it sells, well then "the machine" did it, not you.

>>18604402
who is this cutie

>>18604514
>Solar energy
>mattering in a world where oil is fucking free
Is this anon serious?

>>18604381
I'm not looking at investments, I'm looking at actual on-the-ground advertised rentals just to be clear.

>>18604557
nothing in this world is free.
You just don't understand oil contracts and its probably your first day here.

>>18604618
>You just don't understand oil contracts
Yeah, I was told that yesterday as well when I told that shit for the June contracts would be the exact same shit as the May ones, and idiots like you were on my back "hurrr retard, June is 22$ and that's the one that matter, not the memeMay ones". The same kind of idiots not understanding why May ones cratered into negative in the first place. But go on and buy your Mememusk shit.

>>18604695
oh so it's your second day here.
I never advised anyone to buy tsla I just stated a fact and you sperged out about it.
pic related: Your great great grandpa in the wild west.

>>18604695
Oh I remember you. You didn't even seem to remember that the WTI prices were not a measure of oil itself. But contracts.

>>18604097
S&P lagggggg