/biz/ - Business & Finance

Somebody explain to me why I can't write a million or so of the 25+ million options written on the average day, using the ever-increasing credit to fund any of the lucky bastards that aren't wrong.

>>18600222
You made the thread wrong, but you got trips

SOMEONE BUY MY BAGS

P
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S
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>>18600222
Captain Trips

>>18600222
checked but also unbased

When will Fed and Opec pay for their crimes against bears?
Thousands of honest bears died because of their hubris.

>>18600222
>Brokers:
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>Stock market Words:
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>Risk Management:
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>Live Bloomberg Stream:
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>Educational Sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

>Free Chart:
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https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
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https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

Previous >>18598195

>red day
>BVLL shitposter disappears
>2scoops disappears
>Peter Schiff makes a new podcast
Like clockwork.

>>18600222
>I go all in on oil 3 weeks ago
>still holding
>still have a profit
Should I sell now for a small profit or just hold brothas?

when does the circuit breaker kick in?

Where my live cattle bros at?

Buy the RTX and NET dips

>>18600251
Because you have infinite downside risk if you don't have underlying. You could try doing it but believe me, market maker WILL try to get you.

>>18600271
based

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0

>>18600282
little under 262 I think

>>18600222
>Digits
TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY TWO DAYS OF BEAR MARKET

Where is Jerome and his printers when we need him?!?

HOSANNA! Please let thy lost lamb seek earthly gains. With thy gains i shall be enabled to live a life of holiness
All thy ask is thy own homestead away from the synagogue of Satan, a homestead for simple and meager living.
The Praises of God will be sang through the land as thy gains come to realization.
In Jesus's great name we say HALLELUJAH and pray for prosperity!

AMEN, LETS CRASH THIS SHIT, I WANT MY HOUSE

>>18600297
IT'S A LONG

WAAAAAY

DOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

HYUH

Ok lads so I bought RTX at $63.50. As a result the market has just crashed and you can get it for under $63. a few thanks would be in order

How the fuck do you fuck up the /smg/ threads this badly that you can't even use the fucking copypasta?
Neck yourself.

>>18600242
>Still being this delusional about the current state of the US economy

>>18600288
NOT YET
RTX DROPS TO 60
THEN IT'S ALL IN

>>18600313
>tfw RTN chad

>>18600313

Thank u for your sacrafice

fuck niggers and fuck the fed
SPX will re-test 2200

>>18600318
i saved it >>18600271

>>18600222
NEVER BET AGIANST TRUMP
PUMP INCOMING!!!!!!

Everything is crashing right now.

You can't profit from USO/UCO options because it's going to zero. Does anyone sell credit default swaps on USO/UCO?

I've realized the market is far dumber than people want to acknowledge and 90% of people in legitimate business and investing have a herd mentality.

Say it with me

F U C K

B U L L S

should i invest in credit card defaults?

Anyone else here with 2 braincells or more to rub together who saw this coming a mile away?

Bulls blown absolutely the fuck out.

>>18600308
Jerome gave up weeks ago,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AMD IS DOWN ALMOST 10% BUT STILL ISNT CHEAP ENOUGH FOR ME TO WANT TO BUY!!!!!!

Voila
and just like that i don't a reason to live anymore!

>$30k gain from short today
>hedge secured at todays lowest, incase america is retarded and starts to pump again
>win regardless today, minimum $30k
eat shit market!

buy tsla calls
trust me

Anyone else pick up some cheapie SPY calls?

I hope the bill gets passed the markets go down and they make shorting illegal to get rid of any squeeze possibilities. The ass devastation would be palpable in these threads.

new to this whole thing, making mistakes and all that good stuff.
question
How do I stop myself from being a retard and making unnecessary moves that hurt me in the long run just because the line went down .001%

The majority of my portfolio is VTI/VOO and I’m indifferent to either one. Is there anything I should consider before selling all my VOO for VTI to harvest the losses other than I can’t buy VOO for 30 days. Just don’t want to miss something and fuck it up

>>18600347
No, God Bless them bullish bastards. If they didn't pump it this high we'd have never been able to make our shekels on the way down. Thanks again Bulls.

Anyone else getting absolutely BTFO by NET?

>>18600349
yes. do it by defaulting on your credit card.

>>18600296
bull theme song

>>18600344
No shit Sherlock. The market is a mass psychology and you don't want to go against the actions of majority.

>>18600290
On what?

>TSLA histroic run ended
>yahoo finance
BUY BUY BUY

AMD IS GOING BACK UP
JUST TRUST IN THE PLAN ANONS

>>18600376
Wait what?
Shorting illegal??

>>18600383
I'm utterly fucked. But just hold, lad. It will bounce back later this week, possibly even by EOD today.

d-did I do well bobro-senpai?

the smart thing to do is to buy a few on the way down until it bottoms out...

IM LOSING SO MUCH MONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18600358
Amd dropped from 58 to 38 initially.

You wait, and you wait, and you WAIT.
everyone who pumped it back to 56 was playing chicken with each other.
Sub 38 in a few weeks, fucking quote me

>>18600331
Very based portfolio that will do very well long term will defintitely btfo etf fags

I hope you guys understand that all Yahoo Finance articles are generated by bots.

Post losses so far today.
-3.06% here

>>18600287
You already have infinite downside the moment you write a single option, why not write a million?

>BA crashing

Might be time to cash in on some cheapies.

I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE AND I BRING YOU....

>>18600376
Not for Euro chads.
We can short your fucked up market to $0.

>>18600275
I'm convinced the bvll shitposter is secretly a bear trying to bait the Bogdanoffs by being the literal embodiment of the "we got too cocky" meme

Nobody could be so obnoxious otherwise

>>18600421
Bro I'm up 14%

Enjoy your day, bears. We’re in a 100+ year bull market, so you deserve to make a little money.

any intelligent anons know how to read the DXY index?? i dont get ittt. when does this mean bearish, it looks like it may break out!!!!

>>18600278
Literally buy more. This is peak BUYBUYBUY hours.

>>18600383
you should be happy its dumping and load up on september calls

>>18600455
delusional retard

>>18600421
-1%

All of my shit has just been crabbing

All aboard SQQQ express, next stop the mf moon and total economic devestation

>>18600311
lmao

>>18600318
kill yourself faggot your parents are ashamed of you and they secretly wish you were never born

>>18600447
It's bearish when it's high bro. If you've got a strong dollar the demand for dollar becomes high so people cash out of equities for dollars. If that breaks out above 100 you can expect some serious red in the market.

>>18600421
0,00%
same as every day

>>18600421
down 3% *coof*

>>18600421
At 2%. Put up some soptlosses and logged out from the broker account.
What happens, happens, fuck it. Every move i did today was shit, might as well cool off.

>>18600421
0 cause im 100% cash

OIL ETF BEING LIQUIDATED
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20200420005956/en/Barclays-Announces-Redemption-iPath%C2%AE-Series-SP-GSCI%C2%AE

Say it with my guys
worse. than. 2008

>>18600383
>>18600402
How do retards like this exist? Do you just buy stocks that look like they are going up?

>>18600492
based cash in matress holder

>>18600421
i sold amd and gush and bought -2x inverse on smallcap 600 and 1x inverse on finical institutions

>>18600473
>delusion
I don't even hold oil stocks, this is just a no-brainer. Oil is about as low as it's realistically going to go without the bottom falling completely out.

>>18600222
You fucking idiot if you going to make the thread do it FUCKING RIGHT, or gead back to >>>/r/stocks+and+sucking+cocks

El barto pattern forming

>>18600421
I've gone from -85% to -70% on these puts, so not bad

>sold my MSFT at $177
>its 167 now
I sold the top maybe!

>>18600511
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK

>>18600523

>>18600511
does this mean i can finally buy a mcmansion?

>liquidate your postition on TSLA before the drop under 710$ per stock
>consolidate scraps from post-liquidation
>put everything on sell leveraged CFDs on S&P500
>after few hours it's over 25% profit

WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT IT PULLED ME BACK IN

Just woke up, what the fuck's happening??

if data center reits start getting fucked thats when the real depression starts

Fucking TDG killing me

>be new baby trader
>don't understand options well and they don't work out
>oil is kill
>don't want to get burned by options yet again, so I note down a put I was gonna buy so I can see how its be worthless in the end
>it just doubled
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GETTING INTO STOCKS RIGHT NOW WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BIG BRAIN MOVE AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

>>18600511
*Worse than 1929

>>18600511
What to buy or sell then? Thanks fren.

>>18600511
BEARS ARE IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>18600489
oh epic!!!! is everyone escaping to the USD now?? shouldnt there be a high demand for it? awoo i want it 110 ^.^

>>18600538
it will be like oil, they'll pay you for each one you take.

Just remember, when bad news arrive later on (few days or weeks) don't be surprised if the market doesn't react to it. It's getting annoying that people refuses to understand that "priced in" is actually a thing

>>18600511
when is this data published?

>>18600523

nobody gives a shit about your OP links full of boomer crap and literal porn

>>18600525
>>18600525
el sneedo pattern forming

>>18600513
yes. deflation soon

>>18600511
>just deposited 1000
>just bought sqqq spxs sdow
Feels good man

what do i do with my USO bags guys

Has KO and LMT published their earnings yet?

>>18600421
-3.59% here pal, fucking NET.

is it me or the dump is increasing in volume and depth?

I literally just want 20 acres and to grow weed on it

>stock market finally realizes tech means nothing if the economy is frozen

i hope the nasdaq fucking burns. yes im a dumb sqqqigger but still. fuck that overbought shit especially tesla

>>18600395
Trump discussed it when the market was in freefall. Ironically shorting usually pumps the markets because people have to buy the equities in order to short them. If they outlawed it we’d be headed to SPY 100$ with no stops on the train

massive rugpull incoming

>>18600421
-4%

>>18600601
I'm pretty sure KO did, they weren't good.

>>18600403
It's you and me friend.

>>18600547
Oil
Also Netflix is about to have the greatest crash in its history once its discovered they only have one show called Tiger King and there actually isn't enough debt left in the world to keep Netflix running and everyone is vasting overrating how many people are buying into it.

>>18600605
the entire rebound happened on no volume also

>>18600620

This. The short squeeze is what partially caught SPY's freefall around 220-230 and helped generate a trend reversal. Otherwise all bearish sentiment would be "sell side."

>>18600421
> +54.41%
Most of it is bullshit from some junk NFLX puts with 0 volume, but SPY puts have done me well.

DON'T BE PUSSIES, BUY THE DIP OR REGRET IT THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE LIVES!!

>>18600421
-6.5%

>>18600650
Teach me how to correctly buy SPY puts for 5/1 senpai

>>18600627
As in we will pump. Rug pull the fucking bobos?

>LYV

DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT. DIE. WHY ARENT YOU DYING HARDER. IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

>>18600687
Animal abuse isn't funny

>>18600649
good point

remember

you invest money for profits to buy expensive whores

>>18600421
+89%
Short the nasdaq, FANG stocks and the biggest shit piles if you want bigger gains. Literally free money for the next month.

*inhales*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UId-ProJeFc

>>18600694

break 272 you slutty line

>>18600505
this.

>>18600561
it has more implications on the for-ex side, since foreign investors have to convert there shit currencies into USD in order to purchase the US equities. Fundamentally though they're just selling low and buying high....

>>18600421
-3.2%

._.

>>18600573
If the S&P tried to price in all the bad news of the next year it would hit triple digits.

>>18600599
if all that shit happens again with the next future contract can you loose everything?

>>18600644
I'm amazed at the bullshit NFLX shareholders are believing right now. Watching episode 1 for 30 seconds is the same as someone watching the whole thing.
Also nobody is watching the god awful Witcher series. Netflix "originals" are going to bankrupt them, they should have stuck to what their platform was good at: hosting well known tv shows and films.

>>18600659
go away Bill

just liquidated everything
enjoy your gains for the rest of the week bros. fuck my life.

>TRUMP FLOATS NAVAL BLOCKADE OF SAUDI ARABIA/GULF

So I could have bought oil yesterday and made 189% profit?

>>18600716
What's the best way to short Nasdaq? I don't want to short the Nasdaq itself since its a fucking 8000$ stock.

OH NO

WE GOT TOO COCKY BEAR BROS

>>18600758
Now that everyone has seen what happened to the May contracts the June set can absolutely hit 0 weeks before expiry

If that happens USO is done for

>>18600782
Source? I remember this was a rumor for Venezuela back in 2019

>>18600753
but the bad news comes with unlimited brrrrr so it makes no difference

markets are literally moving when herds think today i'll be a bear, tomorrow they'll be bull for no reason

nothing needs to make sense, just a coin toss

>>18600782
source nigger

>>18600800
You short QQQ
Or buy calls on SQQQ

>>18600782
source nigger licker

>>18600782
>>18600808
when do june contracts get set?

When will Netflix announce their earnings?

>>18600820
Thanks friend.

>>18600582
>>18600582
>>18600582
This. When will this mortgage default data be published?

Thats it? Pathetic.

Hit'em with it.

>>18600536
>>18600585
>WAAAAAAAAH WHAT DO YOU MEAN IF I GO SOMEWHERE AND FUCK THINGS UP PEOPLE WILL CALL ME A RETARD
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANT TO HEAD BACK TO /R/EDDIT PLEASE

WHY IS AMAZON STILL OVER $1850!!!!

>>18600857
Where do you think people are going to buy stuff from when they can't go outside?

>>18600601
LMT did good, but market doesn't care

>>18600857
its the only place in businesses

>>18600877
How do people have money to buy stuff when the illegals took all the yobs?

The boomers have awakened.

Brace for impact.

dis morgan bih on cnbc finna catch this allin dick

>>18600851
Just published, 6% of home loans are in forebearance.

>index funds and ETFs constantly trying to rebalance against each other
>shorts trying to short shorts
This entire market has been nothing but 98% TA for weeks. Also fucking stupid with everything moving up and down together

AHEM

*taps Fancy Feast can*

Excuse me! I have a meowncement to make!

Fuck it, I loaded up on RTX and will sit on my hands.

>>18600910
lol you posted the same photo and text twice in a row.

>>18600637
KO beat expectations...

>>18600913
Jesus Christ

Is shorting USO until $2.30 too greedy?

>>18600919
>moving up and down together
ah so it's just the crypto market

>>18600816
>brrrr XD
Go back

>>18600848
what netflix calls is everyone holding

>>18600927
go on cutie what is it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18600421
-3.12%

>>18600913
can i get a link my good sir

>>18600841
They are trading right now anon, it isn't looking pretty
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/CLM20.NYM?p=CLM20.NYM&.tsrc=fin-srch

hello noob here

am english poorfag and want to get into stocks for the lulz but I made an account with derigo and it seems like they are not accepting new accounts, this waiting list has been standing still for weeks

can anyone suggest other good british stock exchange websites?

sorry for the trouble, really appreciate the help

>>18600941
she hurtin for a squrtin

>>18600851

I FUCKING HATE BOOMERS SO MUCH

EVERYONE GO OUTSIDE, REOPEN THE ECONOMY

HERD IMMUNITY

AND KILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS

Oil went positive again if you're wondering about this mini rally

>>18600968
Krijg kanker

>>18600965

>>18600952
Fuck bulls
Fuck weebs
Fuck Jerome
Fuck Dogs
and Fuck jannies

>>18600945
Bitcoin and the stock market have unironically traded places in terms of asset backed price points and volatility.

>>18600997
yikes

Your printers are weakening Jerome.

This pathetic volume is nothing, at this rate my victory is assured.

I play Pot of Greed end my turn.

What's this magic pattern called?

>>18600968
you have your own bank for regular stocks and investing
for gambling you have spread betting and cfds in europe/uk, look up IG markets

>>18600857
Because until this shit is over amazon is now king of the stay at home economy. They will keep increasing until this is over

uh oh stinky

>>18600997
>foreBEARance
eh

>>18600968
You can join TD Ameritrade but there is an application process. But it should be processed within a week. Just have to be careful with exchange rates nad make sure everything stays in USD

>>18600976
Wasn't this the magic number that caused the MBS crisis back in '08?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHEN ARE WE OPENING THE FUCKING ECONOMY

FUCK BOOMERS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Down 2.57% today. Wish I had some cash to buy cheapies

>>18601070
I'd rather keep it closed to fuck their retirements even more.

>>18600769
Watch Waco

Go below 23k again dammit, stop blueballing me

>>18600473
I'd hate to agree with the bull at this point in time but i'm gonna have to here. If you aren't buying then you're wasting an opportunity. Can oil go lower? absolutely and you should anticipate it doing so. but that isn't sustainable other forms of energy aren't ready to be used in the market and it isnt profitable even if it was. If we assume that oil will never come back up to be within normal levels then we have MUCH bigger issues to worry about with the mere applications alone

>>18600968
Trading 212 but don't bother with their CFD service

>>18601070
IT DOESN'T MATTER IT'S TOO LATE ANYWAY

>>18601094
I'd rather open it up and then they die from the Wuhan Flu and their shekels go to inheritance

>>18600968
Trading 212 is good for beginners. They don't withhold funds either.

how low can we go?

Nice Try Jerome, but your a 3rd Rate Chairman, with a 4th Rate Printer.

My victory is complete.

Bobos take profit now.
S&P 4000 this summer

>>18600505
A toast, to cash only! Cheers!

>>18601111
>those digits
>"it's too late"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18601064
>“I think in 2009 the crisis peaked at 90 days+ delinquencies at 9%, about 9% of the portfolio. I think this time we will get to that peak in about six months. I think it is completely possible that we will go 40-50% on top of that,” Das predicted.

Now let OIL workers lose their jobs and sit on their asses for couple months o weee!

>>18601102
This is a good time to buy oil but a lot of these "high return" plays are in stocks or ETFs that are going to be liquidated before this ends.
There isn't much to research here. You buy CVX, RDS, XOM, etc. for a 6+ month hold or HAL, PSX, etc. for a year or longer hold.
Everything else is pure gambling with "buy the dip". USO is just the start.

>>18601145
Nope, it's not time for profit taking yet, we have a fucking lot more further to go down.

>>18601185
You should always try to post anonymously, especially when your identity has nothing to do with your post

I knew I should have sold yesterday after seeing the oil shitfest.

>>18600880
Shall I buy in at $60 or do you think it has more room to fall?

>>18601174
>>18601185
these are both correct. if that mortgage data is bad expect more massive sell offs

lmao these CNBC retards still don't get it.

Corona exposed all the weakness in the system and all these companies that were on life support with cheap debt and the stupidity/greed of passive ETF investors

>>18600252
The op pasta is shit anyway.

>>18600976
need to glaze that pregnant sow

>>18601185
I took $500 profit today. When you're up over 10% overnight you take what you can get. Maybe I'll load up again later if I'm feeling confident.

Le bear face
( ͡°ᴥ ͡°)

>>18601214
debt is still cheap, thats the thing

Well I warned you guys, now you will reap your lack of faith.
My 984 CAD worth of calls I bought are going to print!

they are going to kill the VIX

careful with that

>>18601211
When will we get the mortgage data?

>>18601229
Why do you think JPM is not lending idiot?

>>18601229
Interest rates can literally never be raised again or like 15% of the economy will default on their loans

>>18601214
>passive investors
>greed
Oh come on they're not the ultra leveraged ones.

guys is anyoe here able to afford netflix calls? if so buy some

>>18600396
yes, going back up to -6%

>>18601244
maybe. The last time the VIX was this high was during the '08 collapse. The VIX went as high as the first drop a second time before dropping. We may be in store for that.

I finally caved in and let a friend force me to browse /smg/ the other day, and I gotta say, you actually did it. You actually fucking made a thread about Reddit. No dog whistles, no allusions, just pure straight Reddit pleb shit. Every fucking post is a meme. EVERY SINGLE ONE. There isn't one joke or quote in this thread that wouldn't get you at least 50 upvotes. Halfway though this "general" I couldn't take it anymore and started chanting "this is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes" under my breath to keep my sanity. Ultimately I wound up writhing on the floor and chanting until he closed this piece of shit thread for me. If you plan on voting for Bernie Sanders these generals are for you. If you own a fedora these generals are for you. If you're a normal fucking person who votes Republican and enjoys threads about stocks, economics, and interesting financial strategies these piece of shit generals are not for you and given the fact that there are no threads like that anymore because jannies and newfags can't get enough “memes” you're better off just finding another hobby or killing yourself.
Fuck Reddit, fuck memes, and fuck whoever likes these generals.

>VIX from nearly 50 to 46
what the fuck?

>>18601259
>Dude you can get market returns with no fees or taxes lmao
>You can beat the market because you're not using a manager
>You don't need to evaluate the quality of assets, stocks on the whole just go up
Yeah no, bobo time

>>18601271
thank you for the tits and nice pasta

have a sage

Guys how long do I hold onto SQQQ, SDOW, and SPXS?

>>18601214
We need to put into consideration that companies will be selling their stocks to gain liquidity and individuals cashing out 401ks to pay for their mortgages which could cause another drop in prices.. I don’t believe that is priced in unless Jerome gets to work again

>>18601298
hold SPXS until $18 to $20

>>18600913
bullish.

>>18601295
Sage is not a downvote, redditor

>>18601271
See you again tomorrow.

>>18600913
wow it's gonna get really bad huh

>>18601299
Yeah people blindly putting money to the S&P will get burned bad unless we hit ZIMBABWE inflation levels

>>18601298
Until close, never hold inverse ETFs past close.

Guys, why did CDOs go to zero? The underlying assets were fucking garbage. The underlying assets of all these ETFs are fucking garbage - there's no price discovery. Most of the stocks in the S&P 500 are overvalued fucking junk

>everything starts to crab after i put up a hedge
yeah that's right i've got you by the fucking balls and you're not taking this $35k gain today away from me.

>>18601320
kill yourself faggot

you're pathetic and you'll never amount to anything

>>18601248
maybe im retarded but I put in forbearance statistics 2009 and I can't find a simple chart, numbers on people defaulting. these niggers dont show the info i think

>>18601308
>>18601358
Thank you anons. So hold till close and buy back in the next day if I expect the market to continue to shit itself?

>>18601299
>We need to put into consideration that companies will be selling their stocks to gain liquidity
As long as interest rates are nearly 0 on these loans it is actually a smarter move to dump more into stocks than to pull it out

I sold my puts too early, waiting on a pump before re-entry

>>18600335
Based

>>18601361
You know the big short guy actually predicted this. The snp500 itself being a bubble because of the snp name.

>>18601332
Yeah it's going to be really bad for some people. Just use all the tools you've learned in these threads to your advantage so it isn't bad for you.

can someone help me make a bull lenny?

https://lennyfacecopy.com/

This is the bear ( ͡°ᴥ ͡°)

We should be SCARED

https://youtu.be/qkm1RYLV5j0

>>18601259

Bob and Doris letting their 401ks fill isn't greedy on its' own, but the index fund system makes bubbles practically guaranteed. Even shitty companies manage to keep their valuations afloat because institutions buy them indiscriminately. Not a good system.

>>18601375
>I got found out!
Go back bitch

>>18601205
Kicking myself over this too, but days upon days of the market not acting upon bad news made me think I had at least til the next day to think about it more.

>-3% market change

ITS OVER OMG ITS THE NEXT GREAT DEPRESSION WE GOT TO COCKY BULLBROS OH MAN IM CASHING OUT ON MY SQQQ YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED ITS HAPPENING

you guys are idiots

>>18600913
Priced in.

>>18601414
ლ(ლ)

>>18601448
kys

>>18601452
This is the best I've gotten for a bull [ ͠°Ꮂ °]

PPP bill tonight, so surely we are in for another face melting pump after hours?

>>18601448
What's your point?

>>18601271
niga you actually expect me to read all this shit? Not even if that poonjab bitch smothered me in her tits would I waste my time

So what are they going to do to prevent this collapse and keep people in their homes? I mean shit's going to get really fucky soon.

>crabbing 273-273.67
JUST DO IT

>>18601427
Tesla is at the price it is because index funds or people buying the "new something" without fundamentals?

>>18601470
damn, it didn't post the horns?

>>18601448
literally every single index and index future is deep red
every
single
one

>>18601358

That is when most of the whales make moves and the best way to ride the trend long term. I disagree. Last time the first circut breaker hit in futures.

Its esentially gambling.

>>18600913
And that's just the first month. Many more people aren't going to be able to make their May payments

El barto preparing to strike

Convince me not to short the June Oil Contract ..

>>18600421
2.94 for day 7.77 for week

it's all red

>>18601522
If you're buying options on an oil etf you will never cash that cheque, options rely on the asset being available for trade.

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>>18601448
>>18601462

You guys sound like Stocktwats rn.

>>18600997
>nearly doubled in a month
>only going to keep going up
SELL

>its gonna be good by 2021 - Morgan Stanley

>SC pension fund had a $26 billion deficit, then COVID-19 crashed the market

>Lottery Shortfalls Spell Bad Luck for State Public-Worker Pensions

>The Telegraph quoted the criticism of pension consultant John Ralfe: “In March 2018, the total train company deficit was £5 billion—much more than the ‘official’ deficit—and it will be around £8 billion today, given falls in stock markets,” Ralfe said.

Boomers gotta retire soon. New Jersey and Illinois is fucked

>>18601543
200 EOD

[bearish]

The only thing making me doubt that this is the start of the real dump. We need to puke through 2718 on the ES.

>finally became bullish
>market starts tanking

>>18601448
Daily macd for the Dow just leveled off, about to trip the signal. There's going to be a lot of blood for about 2000 points.

>>18601540
My bad, I'm talking about the price decreasing and me just betting against it

>>18601271
It was quite comfy and relatively high quality here not all too long ago, probably a year or smth. I don't know what changed. It started changing around late October already so it's not only the crash that caused this.

>>18601385
Good point.. now the question is how much money do banks have left to loan.. I believe the reserve requirements were loosened a few weeks ago but where can we find the data on their current reserves?

>>18601448
zoom out retard

btw, take a look at HL, AG, and NAK for those of you wanting some gold mining stocks.

HL in particular looks interesting to me.

>>18601563
You're not licensed to trade futures directly, you need to use an ETF.

The problem is that oil ETFs are going to fucking ZERO. DELISTED. Your options contract can't be fulfilled, you will hold someone's bags with zero chance of ever recovering

>>18601493

No, but 3/4ths of stocks having P/E and P/B ratios way outside of historical ranges can't all be wacked out over leveraged speculators. People don't speculate on things like the WD-40 Company and it had a P/E of almost 40 and a P/B of 15

Anyone else long xlf? I have bookoo calls expiring friday and im holding them. This fuckin thing always pumps after hours

Why the fuck is market flat now?

>>18601610
about to moon

>>18601495
https://lennyfacecopy.com/?face=WyLhqI4iXSMjWyLhg5ooIiwi4YOaKSJdIyNbIuKpuiIsIuKpuSJd

expect riots in states that can't pay their pensions to incoming retiring boomers

>>18601448
just play on leverage faggot

>>18601610
Midday slow trading, most activity is usually beginning and end of day

>>18601626
>riots from boomers
ok bud

>>18601623
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

We will never let the great U.S. Oil & Gas Industry down. I have instructed the Secretary of Energy and Secretary of the Treasury to formulate a plan which will make funds available so that these very important companies and jobs will be secured long into the future!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 21, 2020


We're saved!

>>18601640
Worst advice of the day.

>>18600222
op is a huge faggot

NEW THREAD
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NEW THREAD
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>>18601680
There's a thread already up faggot
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>>18600421
95% in oil and energy stocks and my ass isn't falling off, despite what There Will Be Blood guy is suggesting

>>18601038
Because everyone thinks we are immune to the supply chain fuckery but we are only delivering 3/4 usual volume while getting paid more.

>>18601559
>Take a few small bullish positions knowing the market will crash as soon as I buy
>I still have 80% cash in my brokerage account for that bloody day
DOOMP it I dare ya

>>18600511
>mfw the boomers pay this time instead of us

>>18600511
>Blackrock=FED
>BlackRock has been meeting in secret with mortgage Executives
>Some Mortgage servicers are going to blow up
I did not say this. I am not here.

>>18600421
+8.53 today

So glad I went all in on puts on Friday.