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1859706 No.1859706[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How do I profit off of the upcoming fat crash?

Americans are getting fatter and fatter and reaching record weights, there has to be some way of taking advantage of this.

I would think investing in healthcare would be a good idea right?

>> No.1859740

>>1859706
POP OFF JAMES!

>> No.1859750
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1859750

>>1859706
Stop posting this on /pol/

>> No.1859758

You would think. Trust me on this one, you'll make more money by feeding into their delusion which has made them fat in the first place than by doing some white knight faggotry like focusing on healthcare.

The only way you'd make money with healthcare is in selling a pill that doesn't work. This is pretty good but requires no conscience.

Otherwise, if you're doing delicious food, the most important this is the smell. It takes a bit of money setup to do a hamburger stand, but that's where I'd go. Set yourself up on a street corner, and make use of what god gave everyone on earth to attract them your way. Don't be "that alluring smell" without being in sight, though. You'll have "heavy users" of your own in time.

Diet schemes. 'Nuff said. You're looking for a way of saying "you can be a fatass as much as you want, it's ok". And make money by subtly fatshaming.

>> No.1859767

>>1859758
Gordon Gekko, is that you?

>> No.1859785

>>1859767
>Gordon Gekko, is that you?
Hey, you want to make money? Aim for your target market. Make no excuses in your own eyes and see things how they really are.

>> No.1859940

>>1859706
Bloomberg literally just said that health care is amongst the best 3 industries to invest in right now. That tech, and I don't remember the third one I'm too fat that the restriction of blood going to my brain has diminished my fucking memory.

>> No.1860054

POP OFF JAMES!

>> No.1860092

>>1859706
POP OFF JAMES!

>> No.1860146

Short nursing homes

>> No.1860190

>>1859940
Strangely enough this anon is right

I do biotech and made 12-14% in about 2 hours after a slightly higher earnings report

>> No.1860203

>>1859706
POP OFF JAMES!

>> No.1860215

POP OFF JAMES!

>> No.1860253

>>1859706
POP OFF JAMES!

>> No.1860294

Pop off james