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18581586 No.18581586 [Reply] [Original]

>put all money into oil stocks
>either oil goes up and I'm set for life
>or the entire economy crumbles and fiat currency doesn't mean anything anyway
>win/win
There literally isn't any flaw in this plan.

>> No.18582371

>>18581586
Get a load of this moron. He think oil stocks are tied to the "entire economy"

>> No.18582544

>>18582371
>The economy is based on selling things
>to sell things you need to move them from point A to point B
>To move things you need a car, truck, bus, train, plane, or boat
>all of those things run on oil
checkmate

>> No.18582636

>>18581586
ALL IN ON MRO AND HAL. 35 YEAR OLD INCEL. DISREGARDED BY ROASTIES, FRIENDLESS. NEVER HAD ANYTHING TO LIVE FOR ANYWAY, AND MY LIFE CANT GET ANY SHITTIER. WISH ME LUCK BOYS!!!

>> No.18582804

>>18582636
this guy gets it

>> No.18582924
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18582924

May I come with you sirs

>> No.18583130

>>18582924
There's plenty of room on the oil tanker, friend.

>> No.18583941

Lads I suggest we freeze all our oil into big cubes (oilbergs) and store it in the arctic. fill up freeze it on way to arctic. dump the cube rinse repeat.
when oil starts getting back on price we dump the lot.

>> No.18583972

>>18581586
only flaw is you might wish you bought guns instead

>> No.18584757
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18584757

>>18583972
But I have those too, anon. Quite a few, in fact.

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18584801

>>18582636
See you on the otherside fellow MROchad