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18579549 No.18579549 [Reply] [Original]

This is our ticket to riches.
/biz/ will be the new OPEC.
Oil is an essential commodity.
Think about it:
>Cars
>Planes
>Ships
>Energy
If electric cars and solar panels were literally enforced by gunpoint tomorrow, the world would still need oil.
Right now dumbass boomers are paying us NEETs with no furniture to hold some barrels for them.
Right now is where the new money will be made.
You can't even be priced out since its negative.
Buy now or regret forever.
Buy now or stay poor.
Buy now.

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18579632

>>18579549
BUT HOW DO I BUY THIS SHIT?
PLZ TELL ME AAAAAAAAA I WANT TO GET RICH

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18579644

>>18579549
Blod is indeed in the streets

>> No.18579779

>>18579549
How do i buy real talk

Wont they put money into my account to take shares? Is anyone selling?

>> No.18580060

My flat is well under 300 square feet .

I feel like i can realistically only store about 100 barrels while still keeping it livable.

FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.18580124

>>18579632
>>18579779
>Contact marathon
>"Hello I'd like to take some of your oil"
>???
>Profit

>>18579644
Checked

>> No.18580179

>>18580060
How's $10.000 in a few months sound?