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>> No.18568643
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GENTLEMEN

>> No.18568651
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How you doing Oil bros?

The barrel costs more than the oil inside.

>> No.18568661

>>18568651
what should i buy

>> No.18568662

>>18568630

I want you to know I am jewish and I made this image

fuck all /pol/ faggots

>> No.18568663

>>18568651
oil doesnt get lower than this, good time to buy

>> No.18568664
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.18568667

I'm utterly ruined.

>> No.18568668
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I hope they remember you Bullcucks

>> No.18568677
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>>18568662
>I want you to know I am jewish
I'll take "things no Jew ever said" for $500

>> No.18568682

I don’t respect women, bros

>> No.18568685

>MRO has gone up
Wtf?!?!

>> No.18568687

EoD will be green.

>> No.18568688
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>DOW -2%
Finally.

>> No.18568689
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>>18568677

believe it or not

>> No.18568690

>>18568661
NRGU

>> No.18568692
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>>18568661
stay away unless you want a hurting
>>18568663
stocks can go to 0

>> No.18568693
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>> No.18568695

Fidelity or TDAmeritrade? New investor here wanting to start trading stonks. I have an acct with both institutions, but which does /smg/ prefer and why?

>> No.18568697

If CNBC continues dropping vaccine blackpills Cramer is going to get suicided at this point

>> No.18568698

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD MY COFFEE YET FUCK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18568700
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>>18568651
buying oil at the currently time

>> No.18568704

ONE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA1Hw-L96-4

>> No.18568706

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18568709

AAAHHHHHH OMG -1.5% AHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18568712
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Pumpi pumpy pumpi

>> No.18568714

>>18568688
>after a +3% day

>> No.18568715
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holly shit this look like trash
>>18568473

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18568721
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>DOW

>> No.18568722

No support DOW/Oil in freefall.

>> No.18568723
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Newb here, explain Oil May prices and Oil June prices to me. Why is June 2x higher than May? Why isn't June going to May prices this instant?

>> No.18568724

>>18568695
TD, think or swim

>> No.18568726

>>18568689
Stop wasting good pics with shitty bait.

>> No.18568727

>>18568697
There will never be a vaccine and the remdesivir study was a joke of a study with no control.
The sooner people accept that the better

>> No.18568732
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>>18568726

>> No.18568737

>>18568704

BODY

>> No.18568738

>https://www.afnwc.af.mil/News/Article/2155284/air-force-selects-single-contractor-for-long-range-standoff-nuclear-weapon/

RTX Gang report in

>> No.18568739
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>gonna be green before noon
Bears deserve this

>> No.18568740

wow it is fucking nothing and if you have over 5% of your portfolio in oil then just kys lmao

>> No.18568741

>post anime
>buy oil
>get btfo
I love justice, I hope you all kys

>> No.18568742

>>18568695
TD

has an amazing tool, thinkorswim. easy options

>> No.18568743

Jew here. can you fuck off and focus on stocks? We are in this together. this isn't /pol/ ffs

>> No.18568745
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18568748

is amzn singlehandedly keeping spx afloat?

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>>18568525
This is purely out my ass, but I'm guessing there's a risk of damaging the well (the hole itself). Maybe knocking some rocks loose or something. If that's true I guess that means expensive work, or a new well?

>> No.18568751

>>18568743
faggot

>> No.18568752
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>> No.18568759
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>>18568651
>How you doing Oil bros?
crying desu. I longed the fuck out of oil and now I'm just salty and angry that oil is crashing with no survivors and I'm stuck here like a real faggot holding the bag for god knows how long

>> No.18568762

>>18568732
Oh, I'm sorry anon. Carry on then.

>> No.18568763
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>>18568732

>tfw you realize youve been in /rhg/ for 4 years

>> No.18568764

Volume is so damn low. Not even a 1M candle for SPY.

>> No.18568768

>>18568743
This. Biz is a Jewish board.

>> No.18568769

>he fell for the bull trap

that's what you get for ignoring a global depression

>> No.18568770

guys why isnt market DROPPING

>> No.18568780
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>>18568743

Buy /HOLO/

>> No.18568783

>>18568770
everyone's in buy mode

>> No.18568797
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The Spirit of Adolf Hitler will be crashing the globalist kike banks today with no survivors

>> No.18568798

>>18568770
Because the feds are fucking niggers

>> No.18568799

I'M BUYING I DONT GIVE A FUCK

>> No.18568800

I have 50,000 dollars. What do I invest in anons

>> No.18568801

If NET keeps mooning, I will liquidate it later today to go all in on Boeing. Then when Boeing starts mooning later this week, I will liquidate it to go all in on NET. Rinse and repeat.

>> No.18568802

>>18568783

Amazon surging is ruining the downs of everyone else ffs

>> No.18568803
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Ok so why is SQQQ frozen between 12 and 13 bros?

My poorfolio feels like it will never print :/

>> No.18568810

>>18568769
>>18568770
slight correction

DAX is only -1% after nearly 4% increase
Same for S&P500 and DoW.

Only Oilchads are rekt today.

>> No.18568811
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>>18568741
>post anime
>short oil
>buy gold
checkmate

>> No.18568814

>>18568800
Inefficent markets. You can make >100% ROIC.

>> No.18568815
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18568815

>shorted TSLA at the first red candle there, off the EMA
>already made my money for the day and am done trading

why is it SO FUCKING EASY???

>> No.18568820

Boeing is fucking plane crypto

>> No.18568825

>>18568801
I guess thats fine but NET is a premier growth stock that is guaranteed to grow massively in the future

>> No.18568830

>>18568770
fuck off back to plebbit fascist

>> No.18568831

>>18568803
Dude, sorry for being mean. But fuck off, we told you about SQQQ

>> No.18568836
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FUCK YEAH LETS GO AMD I'M GONNA FUCKIN CUM

>> No.18568840

>>18568800
A bunker in Alaska and waifu bodypillows

>> No.18568841

>>18568727
>there will never be a vaccine
Based blackpiller

>> No.18568843
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boy I sure am glad I own TGTX!

>> No.18568846

>>18568769
Don't fight the fed

>> No.18568852
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AMZN will hit 3500-4000 and then get broken up for antitrust

>> No.18568854

where is the anon who posted IPA and DOC?

Thank you anon if you are reading this

>> No.18568857
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Based shale gas stocks pushing my portfolio in the green

>> No.18568862

>>18568843
those goddamn office milkers

>> No.18568864

did everyone in the world forget DOW exists? omfg ive been bag holding for like 2 weeks now, LETS FUCKING GO, im trying to go all in on fucking boeing and rtx

>> No.18568865

>>18568723
they expect oil demand to be higher and/or supply lower in the future

>> No.18568866

aaaaand I missed the HAL open dip
Fuck me

>> No.18568868
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>>18568759
Pls no crying fren

>> No.18568869

>>18568630
>DOW up
>Big tech down

>Dow down
>Big tech up

Huh.

>> No.18568871
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>>18568820
Take the Airbus pill.

Got hit just as bad as boeing.
Basically boeing fucked up with the 737 Max, thus airbus will get 60% of the market (which is mostly asia, middle east and europe anyway, highly favoring airbus already).
This is up from 50% the past decade.
In ten years the world will have forgotten about corona.
They'll be flying as expected (so lots of chinks and pajeets needing new planes to come look at the eiffel tower and colosseum)
Airbus will be making 30% more planes than they were last year.
These planes will be a bit bigger and thus costlier, plus there will be inflation.
So revenues will be 80% higher 10 years from now than they were last year. So probably so will the stock. So that is 250 euros per share right there. 5x.
Some dividends along the way as well.
Solid low risk high reward investment.
Europe wont let airbus go bust (plus they have 10 Billion in cash because business was good).
Also airlines that will need to trim there fleet due to corona might still let there new planes be delivered so they can dump their old planes that are less fuel efficient and cost more in maintenance.

>> No.18568879

OH NO NO NO NO NO
BULLBROS

>> No.18568882
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>>18568862

the biggest casualty of 2020

no more OL

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>>18568743

only one retard baited, not bad:
>>18568751

>> No.18568890

>>18568841
The real black pill is the reason why the virus has HIV inserts is because this was an attempt to use the virus as a vehicle to create a vaccine for hiv.
The pirbright institute has some patents for just such a thing.
Whatever the virus is it was never actually supposed to be released.

>> No.18568891

>>18568852
The future is O‘Neil cylinders.

>> No.18568898

Ok so wait a second. Bank stocks have been absolutely shit on but the rest of the stock market is almost back to pre-COVID levels. Wouldn't bank stocks tanking like this indicate there is a really serious recession about to happen?

>> No.18568903

>>18568630
just bought SDOW, who else?

>> No.18568910

I'M BUYING EURO/JAP STOCKS THE USA IS FINISHED WITH BIDEN

>> No.18568911

>SPY crabbing

>> No.18568912

>>18568843
>>18568862
>>18568882
only thing that I would get back into work for. Need a big tiddy roofing waifu i can stack my tiles on

>> No.18568914

>>18568887
There were around 8 last thread I believe.

>> No.18568916

>>18568903
shoulda bought that friday, it's gonna be up from here. Maybe not green, but up.

>> No.18568921

When will the first oil companies go bankrupt? Didn't they need 45 a barrel to be break even?

>> No.18568922

>>18568891
Based bezos

>> No.18568923
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>apache oil

>> No.18568924

LOL THIS IS IT BEARS?
-2% DAY AFTER WEEKS OF GREEN?

>> No.18568929

>>18568903

Eat my shorts

>> No.18568931

Can someone explain how the fuck sp500 is bearing the oil 40% drop? When oil crashed 15-20 % in jan/feb, the stocks hit circuits almost instantly.

Fuck you Powell.

>> No.18568939

>>18568810
RDS.B and XOM still looking good.

>> No.18568940

>>18568803
ehhhh.... i think it might pop up. My gut says mid 13 today.

>> No.18568943

>>18568931
it was lagging in january too.

>> No.18568945
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>XOM and sister companies barely giving a shit
I'm getting fed up with these clown markets

>> No.18568950

>>18568931
short squeeze. maybe its about to drop soon

>> No.18568951

>>18568803
Lol

>> No.18568957
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>>18568914
this is why we do these drills

>> No.18568961

>>18568931
its expected of oil to dump all day long now, in jan/feb it was shocking

>> No.18568963

>All that dead air on CNBC

>> No.18568965

>>18568890
Does this mean we will all br immune to HIV? Do I never have to wear a condom again? Based!

>> No.18568967
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>all the retard anons who got memed into buying JCP
OHNONONONO

>> No.18568970

What time frame to people mean when they say they are longing on this board, cuz crying when the bottom falls out of your position, a position you say you are longing, doesn't sound like longing to me.

>> No.18568972

oil stocks worth buying?

>> No.18568973

>>18568869
I'm getting a feeling it's just money floating between the two, I think its money into and out of big tech.

>> No.18568976

S&P 4000 this summer spread the word

>> No.18568978

>>18568931
The big oil crash in March because of the price war coincided with the lockdowns beginning. SP500 has pushed off of oil a lot.

>> No.18568980
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AND WALLAH
WE ARE BACKK

>> No.18568981
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>>18568924
bull not so sure anymore after being bull-ied

>> No.18568982

>>18568931
There was a lot more uncertainty a month ago. There is much more information available now. What people have yet to price in is a recession.

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>tfw XOM is 9% of my portfolio

what can I say, I live dangerously
not selling

>> No.18568985

>>18568910

He isn't getting elected moron

>> No.18568986

AMD new ATH

>> No.18568987

>>18568887
I'm 25% Ashkenazi... so I have the greed but not the big nose. Can be I be in the /biz/ klan?

>> No.18568988

>>18568970
>anon thinks long positions refer to time
bruh

>> No.18568993

>>18568967
>he didn't sell the rips

SHYGDDT

>> No.18568994
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sirs Im going to make it
I will be million dollar motherfucker in 2025
mansion jacuzzi on rooftop
top cash everywhere top money in pro day trader account with 1000x leverage enabled
make 100k a day
big boobs bitches all day

>> No.18568995

>>18568923
Montage Resources.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs59YtxkxC4

>> No.18568997
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JCP going to accept 300million to restructure

JCP going to accept 300million to restructure

JCP going to accept 300million to restructure

JCP going to accept 300million to restructure

JCP going to accept 300million to restructure

Fucking meme stock is about to moon!!!!!

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>already 2834 on S&P
that was fucking scary bros, but we won bullbros

>> No.18568999

>>18568970
going long / short has nothing to do with time
those terms are just to describe if you are bullish or bearish

>> No.18569002

>>18568950
Yeah a month long short squeeze wake up

>> No.18569004

>>18568869
Dow is meaningless handpicked bluechip crap

Watch S&P 500

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>>18568868
thanks anon. Your post made me feel a little better

>> No.18569009

>>18568987

>25% Jewish

That qualifies you for a position in the Nazi High Command provided you keep that a secret

>> No.18569014

>>18568997
Yeah, it absoluitely isn't.

>> No.18569016

>>18568985
wanna bet that if we're in recession/depression through the summer I can virtually gurantee he'll win you fucking faggot

I'm a lifelong republican but as that guy said "it's the economy stupid"

>> No.18569017

>>18568999
Thanks

>> No.18569018

just doubled down on my OKE long. Oil can't get much lower r-right?

>> No.18569019
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>>18568965
No it means the virus by way of its hiv inserts suicides your t cells.
The attempt was a failure

>> No.18569020

>>18568931
There's no direct correlation between the two. A few months back you had the Corona freak-out + the oil dumping which liq'd a lot of people and made the drop even worse

>> No.18569022

>>18568945
Have a look at:
Range Resources
Montage Resources
Antero Resources

Kek. I hold these, I dont get why they are going up.

>> No.18569024

haha and of course the market BALLOONS

>> No.18569026
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>>18569006

>> No.18569027

>that vertical line on $SQ
I'm going to masturbate to this

>> No.18569029

whys the robinhood website such a laggy piece of shit compared to the phone app

>> No.18569034

When will the Tesla sell-off finally start?

Look at the chart, all those guys who bought in March should realize their gains now.

Or do they wait for a pump from Saint Musk?

>> No.18569035

>>18569014
if it hits a dollar, thats a four bagger for me.

stay poor

>> No.18569038

>>18568994
based I want this too I needed this on a Monday bro

LETS GET THIS BREAD

>> No.18569039

again astonished by my own stupidity, whyyy

>> No.18569040
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>Bought HAL under 7 bucks
Now I’m gonna go jerk off and probably go bs k to sleep, gl anons

>> No.18569045

>>18569016
i'm not a republican but i'm sure as shit voting for trump if the only other option is biden. michigan by the way.

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>>18569009
Thanks. My ID will change next thread and nobody will know but the mods.

How's your portfolio doing?

>> No.18569050

>>18568980
Allahu akbar

>> No.18569051

Is there a website that will breakdown the top individual companies of the S&P and show whether they're red or green?

>> No.18569052
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yeah, i'm thinking we're back

>> No.18569055

Sold my shopify at a loss it moons to 600. Reeeee

>> No.18569060

>>18569018
you and me both anon, we're in this together

>> No.18569069

>10% HAL swing in 20 minutes
>now above previous close
What the fuck

>> No.18569070

The feds have absolutely no pride

>> No.18569071
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>>18569045

what do you think of your governor and the protests and shit

>> No.18569073

oil bros I singlehandedly saved the oil market by going 50% SCO
literally turned up within 10 seconds
you owe me

>> No.18569074

>>18569016

No. Biden isn't just your typical lame duck candidate, he's literally senile and getting worse by the week. Americans don't hold Trump particularly responsible for an externally caused crisis

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>>18568998
she is so qt
this is the best pic tho:

>> No.18569078

>>18569035
It's hitting 0, zoomer retard.

>> No.18569080

I am financially ruined

>> No.18569081

haha zoom stock go brrr

>> No.18569083

are the feds buying oil or why is it pumping

>> No.18569085

>>18569069
Was waiting for it to drop more before grabbing 50 shares

>> No.18569086

>>18569045
please admit the amount of stupid fucks that live in your state

you guys are like northern hillbillies that are disguised as "blue collar"

you know deep down Biden will win your state but a lot

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18569088

>>18569052
hurra, the market is being completely propped up by the fed
there's not point even having a market at this point

>> No.18569089

>>18568998
Amazon can't save you forever

>> No.18569093

>>18569051
https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=sec

>> No.18569106
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>>18569076

>> No.18569113

>>18569088
Capitalism at its finest

>> No.18569116

>>18569089
isn't this FAAG shit getting dangerous?

>> No.18569117

>>18569071
people are crazy for protesting and i dont want to die, and i dont want my grandma to die. however fuck the governor.

>> No.18569118

>>18569074
you're underestimating how liberal the rest of the country is and you're VASTLY underestimating how stupid other citizens are and their craving for free money

I'm telling you guys it's not a meme if we are in a recession through the summer there's a ZERO percent chance Trump wins fucking cap it

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>>18568961
If this was expected, everyone would have shorted it or the price would've been low much earlier. Expectations are priced in.

>>18569020
No there is very strong direct positive correlation. It has been also during the whole crisis era. Picture is correlation coefficient of SPX and USOIL.

>> No.18569123
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18569123

THIS IS A CALL TO ARMS! DEPOSIT ALL AVAILABLE FUNDS INTO KO! THIS IS NOT A DRILL FAGLORDS! I NEED MONEY!

>> No.18569124

picked up some SNAP calls. looking good so far.

>> No.18569126

Can someone explain to me why oil stocks are going up while oil is going down

>> No.18569127

is buying big banks now a bad idea?

>> No.18569132

How do I go long on oil?

>> No.18569133
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18569133

>>18568651
UCO will go up eventually right?.....Right!??!

>> No.18569136

>>18568997
<_< you mean it is going to $0. Eg what happened to GM when it received a bailout.

>> No.18569137

Where the hell is the volume?

>> No.18569138

>>18569002
ETF is buying basically buying all junk ETFs on this fucking planet.

Soon the will straight up buy stocks.

>> No.18569140

>>18569086
have you seen the protests? these dumb hillbillies love trump. biden is just a more senile globohomo version of trump, no one wants that.

>> No.18569143

Shorting AMZN would be a big brain move now

Nobody expects it, so it will print ad infinitum

>> No.18569144

>>18569118
how do I short you?

>> No.18569145

>>18569088
>The US is literally a socialist state.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

>> No.18569146

>>18569127
eh, it's ok imo. I'll be waiting for lower prices or more stability.

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>>18569126

>> No.18569151

>>18569127
Fed will go negative rates before they let the big banks fail

>> No.18569152

EXAS my dudes. Too good

>> No.18569153

>>18569122
expected as in it doesnt raise eyebrows anymore if oil dumps 10% in one day

>> No.18569154

>>18568535
Simple fibonacci retracement over the last rises, mostly 38.20 but has some 50% too, I eyeballed it a bit since I don't want to take into consideration moves pre corona.
>>18567961
Did you sell it?

>> No.18569156

>>18569124
why the fuck would u do that hahahah

>> No.18569158

>>18569113
that's literally communism at this point faggot

>> No.18569165

>Wanted to buy some 7% discount RDS that premarket was showing
>Made some coffee
>Come back after market open and it's only down 2%

Pretty lame oil "crash"

>> No.18569166

>>18569106
based

>> No.18569168

Should I buy Moderna? Shit has been mooning but I feel like it might be a pump and dump.

>> No.18569170

>>18568630
post sauce nao fagget..

oh and i made a nice 20% buy getting GLD calls... I'm giving you millions of dollars worth of free financial advice.... I don't even think twice about it anymore.

>> No.18569173

>>18569126
Retards think this is the bottom. Which it might be if there are ever more retards thinking this.

>> No.18569178

>>18569045
Biden can't be as incompetent as Trump

>> No.18569182

>bought amd call at 43, sold at 94

i'm ok with this

>> No.18569184

>>18568768

I Hate JEWS and the Sp500 better hit 310 this month

>> No.18569185

>>18569080
this post never gets old

>> No.18569187

hey guys why are the moving averages different on tradingview vs yahoo? im using the same settings

>> No.18569191

>>18569088
Why doesn't the USA just be honest and rename itself the USSA already?

>> No.18569193

>>18569156
because they're going to smash earnings

>> No.18569199

TSLA is going down again, load up the shorts. 9:58AM

>> No.18569200

>>18569178
I think you under estimate trump's competence....

>> No.18569202

>>18568700
I'm honestly thinking it might be time. Best time to buy is when there is blood (or in this case oil) in the streets because they literally ran out of places to store it

>> No.18569204

>>18569178
>trump
>incompetent
he's a very stable genius. If he adjourns the house, i'd be fucking thrilled at this point. We need to get these senators and congressmen off their asses.

>> No.18569211

>>18569178
are you serious? he's way less competent. biden doesn't even know who or where he is half the time. trump may be stupid but at least he's not demented

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>wti

>> No.18569215

>>18569178
he'll read the pre-written speeches better, that's about it

>> No.18569218

>>18569191
at this point they should

>> No.18569221

>>18569193
meet me here tomorrow same time

>> No.18569225

>missed another buying opportunity
This hurts more than losses

>> No.18569228

>>18569200
>>18569204

The problem is that lib media has dressed up every single piece of evidence of Trump's competence as super evil corruption.

e.g. Cambridge Analytica wasn't a sophisticated online marketing campaign that legally targeted approachable swing voters, it was as super duper corrupt thing because it was better than Clinton's promotional strategy and now Facebook has to ban it

>> No.18569229

>>18569118
Lmao this level of cope is delicious.

Trump gave them the Donald Dollars, the citizens are fucking pissed at the democrats for holding up the stimulus, Biden hasnt had a moment on the air that isnt an embarrassment, no one holds Dahnald responsible for the downturn.

His approval ratings have been level or even climbed through this crisis, Biden is fucked.

>> No.18569232

Its a bad day when the only green in your portfolio is SNSS

>> No.18569233

>>18569178
did you come from plebbit?

>> No.18569235
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18569235

Cheap oil is good. It lowers the cost of moving that sweet delicious cola.

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>>18568651
>buy hundreds of barrels of oil
>dump all the worthless liquid into the sea
>sell the valuable barrel on its own for profit
>make it

>> No.18569238

>>18569184
We hate you too.
And we own your house.
And we will make your daughter a slut.
yw

>> No.18569245

WHY IS IT ALL RED?? I USED UP THE LAST OF MOM'S CREDIT CARD

>> No.18569246

SBR for muh divduns?

>> No.18569251
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>>18569178
Trump is just going to use the Beijing Biden card and win the election for free, people are going to fucking hate China if what Tucker said yesterday is true. Also Biden is literally in mental decline, it's sad but its true. We can't have a leader who can't finish a thought under any form of stress in one of the biggest national emergencies our country has ever faced

>> No.18569250

>>18569225
there will be a bigger one veentually.

>> No.18569254

>>18569074
In every country of the world politician in power gain support because of the crisis. Only in the US Trump support remains stagnant.

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>>18568831
You told me it would never move again?

How did I miss this? How did you know?

>> No.18569256

>>18569228
don't make a bigger problem out of that which you're choosing to fight.

>> No.18569263

>>18569158
Its almost like Capitalism is a ruse anyway that doesn't actually exist atm, and if it did it would undoubtedly leave millions of Americans in poverty or working slave-tier jobs

Mega-corps run our country, as well as 75% of the global system at least. God bless us!

>> No.18569266

hope you guys went in on SNAP calls

>> No.18569267

>>18569228
we might be underestimating the liberal media's ability to shoot itself in the foot. TDS is fucking unreal though. I need to move to a better state, i'm getting real sick of it.

>> No.18569268

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18569271

>>18569236
>spending time and money to get the oil to the ocean
just burn it in your back yard

>> No.18569273

Ok so I've always stayed with stocks and options never traded commodities before but I wanna get into oil it's so low and I've got no problem holding it for 5+ years but ive never traded in oil so a little confused what would be better an ETF like USO or GUSH or actually owning XOM or Chevron

>> No.18569274

>>18569093
>https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=sec
based
thanks anon

>> No.18569278

>>18569255
every time SQQQ is mentioned people bring up rebalancing
If you don't know by now how leveraged ETF's work then don't fucking use them

>> No.18569287

>>18569236
We finally shorted the oil jew bros
WE MADE IT

>> No.18569288

>>18569263
Capitalism does exist. It's the parts of the economy that aren't managed by government.

>> No.18569289

And so begineth the bear crab, the event that willl lead up to the inevitable legdown. Strap in bulltards.

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just went all in on JCP

>> No.18569295

>>18568661
Puts

>> No.18569300

>>18569228
so what? we've had 4 years of trump. i was a huge anti-trumper in 2016 but he's honestly not that bad compared to Biden or Pelosi, and pretty based in some regards.

plus incompetence can be a good thing. sloppy work makes the public more aware of whats really going on, keeps the media on its tows. meanwhile the obama administration kept everything under a tight lip due to their competence and were able to commit horrific things that populist politicians like trump just aren't able to.

i think your average person sees that he's not this abnormally corrupt boogeyman relative to people like biden. maybe he's corrupt, but he's not AS corrupt and thats good enough for me.

>> No.18569299

>Up 60% on MRNA
Pull me off this Biomeme before I get too close to the sun.

>> No.18569306

>>18568814
You can't just say that and not provide examples. We know the stock market isn't totally efficient.

>> No.18569307

>>18569251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DbE2SmV2bs

why is this man the democrat nominee for president?

>> No.18569313

Morning /smg/! Are we done selling off yet?

>> No.18569317

>>18568630
WHERE IS THE CRASH THAT WAS PROMISED!

>> No.18569319

>>18569074
For example. I'm from Germany. There is huge uptick of support for Merkel.
Merkel party pre crisis 28 % (seconds biggest party 22 %)
Now Merkel party 39 % (second biggest party 15 %)
A president should gain huge support in a crisis (see Bush after 9/11), but Trump isn't.

>> No.18569322

Markets are fine. Just a little Monday morning jitters.
Buy up, boys. Don’t lose out on money.

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>>18569184
S&&P is going to below $2400, earnings are genna fall off a cliff for them second and third quarters.

Even Jerome can’t pump you out of it.

>> No.18569334

Lmao, at this pace we are green in a few minutes. DAX already on the edge to it.

>> No.18569338
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18569338

I bought $5,200 Spirit airlines stock at $13.13, how fucked am I? My heart is really beating really fast

>> No.18569340

>>18569238
But that will never replace the void in your heart ..
Or the lack of forskin.

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LYV is a ride today

>> No.18569347

>>18569300
>sloppy work
imo it's been pretty clean. I think it's because people aren't used to a salesman talking and need to not gobble up each word like it's faggy E.E. Cummies. They're hooked up on this gotcha shit too, and it's fucking gay. people are sick of it.

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>>18569211
>Thinking Presidents actually decide shit
They're all fucking puppets for their corporate donors. Hell fucking hitler was a puppet for Fritz Thyssen, a German Industrialist.

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18569350

Reminder to not let your ideology ruin your financial strategy and instincts.
I don't like it either, but I am not going to bet against Daddy Fed

>> No.18569351

>>18569324
hes gonna pump

>> No.18569352

>>18569338
at least you didn't buy at 21 like me!

>> No.18569353

>>18569300
Obama was not compentent in the least bit, he was better at appearing competent, which cant be that hard with the media worshiping the ground he walked on. It was so fawning and saccharine it made you sick.

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>>18569116

>> No.18569356

what the fuck is tesla doing honestly

>> No.18569357

>>18569319
Will Merkel ever leave, or are you krauts stuck with her?

>> No.18569360

Fuckin spce
Why is it crabbing this time

>> No.18569364

>>18569236
i kekd and wouldnt be surprised if chinks were doing this alreadya

>> No.18569366

>>18569354
>FAAAM
alrighty then

>> No.18569370

VEA STOP PUMPING I'M TRYING TO BUY YOU LATER

>> No.18569375

>>18569266
>9266▶
>hope you guys went in on SNAP calls
>negative EPS
Yeah NO THANKS

>> No.18569376

Looking at mortality graphs from the spanish flu (which, while different, doesn't seem that different anymore...)

the first wave was small and only killed the elderly and children, and then everyone started going back to normal, work, school.... by August of that year the spanish flu resurfaced in a deadlier form and killed 20x the amount of people and started wrecking havoc on younger populations for another 2 waves...

are we sure there is no wave 1 or 2?

>> No.18569380

>>18569356
Who cares. Faggot subsidized overvalued shitcompany

>> No.18569382

>>18569353

>Obama and the NSA, Obama and fast/furious, Obama and Syria, Obama and TPP

>Colbert/Stewart/Oliver: Republicans think his tan suit is a scandal!! Hahaha

>> No.18569383

>>18569324
Fine but atleast give me until june or july so i can join you on the way down..

Now i need my spxl to pump up and make me the money i lost holding SQQQ because you tards convinced me the crash was happening last month

>> No.18569385

who longing AMC here?

>> No.18569386

>>18569106
>try to figure out character name after seeing her posted frequently
>Google reverse image search is garbage
>iqdb is garbage
>based Yandex pulls through with pages of images of Yotsuba Nakano
Time to buy some YNDX

>> No.18569387

>>18569376
Pretty much everyone is predicting there will be secondary waves

>> No.18569389

AAL has to be the most manipulated stock on the market right now. It's fucking insane.

>> No.18569390

>>18569376
>and then everyone started going back to normal, work, school....
keep learning history from facebook, retard

>> No.18569395

I thought oil was fucked? Why is GUSH going up???

>> No.18569397

Rebought into 5/15 $190c for $MSFT after selling Friday. Literally free money

>> No.18569401

>>18569376
There will be no second wave. Stop browsing /cvg/.

>> No.18569402

>>18569347
i meant sloppy work like his cabinet is filled with people like mnuchin who just cut to the chase and don't care to dress up their financial crimes in flowery language, making it obvious to the rest of us what kikes they are.

>>18569349
the president is there to calm the public down, and i think that with biden you would see mass riots

>> No.18569403

>>18569211
trump has no power, not that he has the balls anyway to do anything if he did.

>> No.18569409

Everything is up

>> No.18569410
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How are we down only this much from a 40% mother fucking oil crash, and why the hell are oil stocks going up?

How the fuck am I supposed to make a profit when good news bad and bad news good, this market makes no sense. A crash HAS to be coming but bleeding money shorting and barely making anything longing actually decent things.

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18569411

Will the general public ever find out on these FED bailouts?

>> No.18569417

>>18569291
300million boost to restructure
also ties to amazon, deal in the works
the memes are real anon

>> No.18569419

>>18569145
>>The US is literally a socialist state.
And thats a good thing!

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>>18569390
i actually learned it from wikipedia, pic related.

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>>18569376
Corona-chan is everywhere in the world, waiting to be activated when the times comes. It's 120% certain we're getting a second wave this winter.

>> No.18569425

>>18569410
this is the bottom for oil. buy now

>> No.18569427

>>18569200
How? He's competent at bullying, I give him that.

>> No.18569428

>>18569354
Unstoppable, it will go higher and higher.

>> No.18569430

>>18569357
Stick with her

>> No.18569431

>>18569402
he's been playing it like a burn deck. I'm not entirely sure how much is intentional or how much has to do with the fact that everyone in washington seems to hate the guy. Idk what to make of it.

>> No.18569433

>>18569410
Hmm every other corporation has its stock going up despite nosales. Why would oil be any different?

>> No.18569434

Oil companies are barely down in comparison to oil price. I don't pretend to know the correlation between the two. Will XOM, MRO, RDS etc dump or is this pretty much their price until all of this shit is over with?

I feel like there is money to be made with a 34% drop in oil but no idea where. I'm a brainlet.

>> No.18569437

>>18569411
they already know, nobody care as long as number go up

>> No.18569439

>>18569338
That's a fine trade provided you're willing to hold forever

>> No.18569440

>>18569420
NOW WIKIPEDIA WHEN SOLDIERS STARTING COMING BACK FROM WWI, RETARD

>> No.18569442

>>18569403
yeah i dont know about you but i dont care if he has power or not. it's a principal thing. the american people don't want a literal vegetable as their figurehead.

>> No.18569443

>>18569419
>poverty and corruption is a good thing

>> No.18569444

>>18569410
Fed pump is unlimited cash flow

>> No.18569447

>>18569307
Because the democrats would rather have Trump than Bernie. Bernie won the first 3 states in a row and was clearly the front runner even though 0 cable news channels were willing to admit it, and then Biden wins 1 state and literally every single candidate drops out of the race and endorses him. Under a healthy election everyone would of figured out Biden was a retard along the way

>> No.18569452

SHOULD I BUY SOME DEEP ITM XOM CALLS OR NOT

>> No.18569454

>>18569433
Oil gets no brrrr.

>> No.18569455

>>18569403

You don't pay attention to much. The wall is getting built, he's passed through the most federal justices in a 4 year term ever (transforming some major liberal circuits already), he effectively kept the warhawks from getting their way and ramping up a war in Syria or Iran. And he's been under constant duress from Congressional investigation, it's a curiously effective administration given the circumstances if you're paying attention. He's still a puzzle to me but his ship is cutthroat

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>>18569278
So you think it won't move below 10 or above 15?

Yikes I didn't know rebalancing worked like that. Thanks bro.

>> No.18569459

>>18569383
>No TA
>No FA
>No statistical analysis of mentions on an anime smg
>No inversing ^
>Blindedly buying a 3x etf
I'm sorry...

>> No.18569460

>>18569340
Going around spreading hate, then talking about void in one's heart...
I pity you.

>> No.18569461

>>18569356
this is the playbook for the stock. It dumps at the open to lure bears in with expensive puts then regains it intraday. Rinse and repeat.

>> No.18569462

>>18569444
It's unlimited until the dollar isn't worth anything.

>> No.18569465

>>18569410
you have to approach the market as a hostile enemy. it is the house. it exists to fuck you. your reactions to the news are nothing but bagholding for the kike bankers who orchestrate these ebbs and flows to extract more money out of you.

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18569467

>While the former was not unexpected for the wealth management veteran, the latter was something new. And it wasn’t just one or two millennials under his care wanting to buy the dip after stocks plunged 30 per cent — it was all of them. The millennial generation may have a lousy reputation as investors, but they’ve played this stock market swoon better than their baby boomer rivals, Schwartz admits.

>> No.18569469

>>18569437
i dont mean stock owners when i said general public

>> No.18569470

>>18569200
You gain votes with right wingers if you bully your opponents but you lose votes with left wingers as left wingers are more agreeable.

>> No.18569473

>>18569466
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>>18569466
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>> No.18569474

>>18569422
There is nothing seasonal about the virus and now there is global travel. There will never be a wave like that because it will never end. The virus is here now forever

>> No.18569478

>>18569422
the US will get a second wave soon thanks to the protesters, based freedom burgers helping out the bobos

>> No.18569482

GET ON CNBC RIGHT NOW

SARA EISEN IS WEARING A TIGHT WHITE SHIRT

ABSOLUTE COOM MATERIAL

>> No.18569484
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18569484

>>18568651
>>18568741
>posted anime
>bought oil
>made $38k

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>>18569454
Oil gets as much brrrrrrrrr as everyone else. The big guys are still making their dividends. If they have to borrow money through bonds, so fucking what? The fed's buying them.

>> No.18569494

>>18569410
Stonks only go up. As long as people believe it, it's true.

>> No.18569498

>>18569440
if the virus was beat in wave 1 then why did it reoccur in wave 2, retard? the world isn't only america, the numbers in places like china also had 3 waves.

>> No.18569505

>>18569422
the second wave came because soldiers were returning from WWI you fucking retards

>> No.18569510

>>18569467
Millennials can afford to lose more than boomers.

>> No.18569517

>>18569410
The market evolves entirely around the feds now. They pump every single time theres bad news, and they ALWAYS know when theres bad news, and sit on their asses when theres good news, which causes the market to fall like it actually should be doing

>> No.18569518

>>18569288
There aren't any tbqhwy. Everything is tainted to a degree

>> No.18569522

>>18569317
DOIN' MY BEST TO, CREATE CASH
I FOUGHT JEROME AND, JEROME WON
I FOUGHT JEROME AND, JEROME WON
BUYING PUTS IN A, FAKE CRASH
I FOUGHT JEROME AND, JEROME WON
I FOUGHT JEROME AND, JEROME WON

I SOLD FOR A LOSS AND IT FEELS SO BAD
I GUESS MY OIL IS DONE
JEROME'S THE NIGGER MAKING THIS MARKET CRAB
I FOUGHT JEROME AND, JEROME WON
I FOUGHT JEROME AND, JEROME WON

>> No.18569524

>>18569350
Good post. Most posters on /biz/ don't recognize the importance of this enough.

>> No.18569526

>>18569319
>but Trump isn't
He actually has a higher average than before the crisis.. BUT again, he has a majority of the media industry constantly bashing him for everything he does so you can't really compare it to the good boys getting 24/7 media coverage of how well they are doing in times of crisis

>> No.18569539

>>18569457
weird strangle play
you'll get fucked by theta if it doesn't make a big move in either direction

>> No.18569544

>>18569447
i unironically don't understand why berniebros are still democrats. if that were me and i got stabbed in the back twice by my party i'd never vote for the corrupt fucks ever again. how are they not rioting over that shit?

>> No.18569548

>>18569300
I agree that a incompetent president is good from a libertarian stand point. Makes the public lose trust in daddy government which is a good thing. But the avarage voter doesn't think like that. 2016 I was pro trump because of that.

>> No.18569555

>>18569350
are you a commie? i hope you lose all your money

>> No.18569573

>>18569505
Yeah, like in Spain, the only country that bothered to study the virus back then, surely it also had its soldiers coming back from the war Spain was into. Oh wait. They were fucked as much as any other, and didn't participate in the war.

>> No.18569597

>>18569544
because bernie is an controlled opposition candidate, not a real candidate. he literally has something like 10-20% of the popular vote in america locked down, despite media opposition and DNC corruption... and instead of telling people to vote for a third party or organize something else, he just exists to funnel more desperate idiots into the DNC and tell them to vote for biden as a consolation prize.

this happens in russia all the time, its how putin wins. honeslty the DNC election is like russian elections...(i'm originally from russia so i would know)

>> No.18569644

>>18569357
Theoretically we could be stuck with her forever (no term limit), but 2021 election there will be a successor to the throne lol

>> No.18569650
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18569650

>>18569544
Every bernie supporter who followed the election isn't going to vote for Biden, part of the reason i think Trump is going to win also

>> No.18569664

>>18569212
Oh shit they're down 12 cents (4,000 AUD) from yesterday's close.

>> No.18569690

>>18569526
But I thought nobody trusts the media in the US and Fox News is pro trump. And Fox News is the biggest news network.

>> No.18569710

>>18569236
That's not a bad business strategy

Dump the worthless oil into the sea and sell beach cleaning services to goverment

>> No.18569781

>>18569236
>buy thousands of barrels of oil for a few bucks
>dig a really deep hole
>dump it all into the hole
>cover up the hole
>draw a pirate map to the hole so you don't forget where it is
>sell barrels for millions of dollars
>when oil returns to $120/barrel, sell the map to a tycoon
it's so easy.

>> No.18569802

>>18569454
Stocks don't get brrrrr either. Only bonds get brrrrrr and bonds are going down. If stocks are starting to get brrrrrrr you know that you have to get out.

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18569819

>>18569074
I saw this creature on his latest video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXuEUeCH8hg

>> No.18569836

>>18569802
the fed is literally buying subprime corporate debt bonds. this is effectively the same as buying stocks outright

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>>18569819
Kek, it's even better.
Other great thinkers put forward by the Biden campaign is that cuck president from that netflix show.
Also 4382 views...

>> No.18569875

>>18569781
how do you dig a large enough hole and transport thousands of barrels of oil to that hole without being discovered

>> No.18569892

>>18569539
Good point. I think this clown market and time are on my side at least.

>> No.18569991

>>18569434
>I feel like there is money to be made with a 34% drop in oil but no idea where. I'm a brainlet.

Oil shipping companies. When deposits get full, they will have to store it in the ships with them moving nowhere.

>> No.18570240

>>18568797
cringe lol

>> No.18570432

>>18569229
>Biden hasnt had a moment on the air that isnt an embarrassment,
I'm a liberal and agree with this. I think Trump is going to win again.