/biz/ - Business & Finance

what's his name again, candleja

>>18552202
What oil stocks you buying this week lads?

>>18552229
>buying anything next week

>>18552229
>buying
Nah
>placing puts
Yes

>just figured out how to look at future stock prices

>>18552229
This >>18552319

>>18552352
NO! STOP HIM

>>18552352
Watch this shit shoot up 8%

How hard will this dead cat bounce fall?

>>18552384
We may retest new lows or hit above previous ones. There's no real way of telling, but it'll be a leg down for sure.

We're seeing an abnormal tech bubble forming here again at the bottom of the market, which makes little sense. All time highs in a lot of key tech companies, including Tesla (which is forming a textbook bubble graph).

When earnings release and the big boys exit, it might be catastrophic.

>>18552421
Big boys never entered. Historical cash reserves and historical low volume on this uptrend.

>>18552445
Warren and the turtle looking guy have not bought anything either lol

ALL IN ON SPXS BABYYY 12.80 AVERAGE WOOOOOO

>>18552421
This is worse than 29. The delusion is scary.

>>18552214
Doing it wrong. The correct format is "his name was candlejack, rig

>>18552214
>tfw immune to candlejack because im based

Well we may be getting a $2000 govt check soon. It's a proposed thing included in the latest relive package that they're kicking around. Hey, I'm all for more free money that I don't really need. Bank it for a rainy day.

Just thinking about the real crash thats about to happen.

>>18552229
I bought them in March

>>18554183
>bank it
>as money gets devalued over time

It looks like the BAM meme is losing steam. Should I sell my position and get into BX instead?

What do yall think of my portfolio?

I will update over the next 3 months with my wins/losses

How do I invest in qt anime girls?

>>18555659
>What do yall think of my portfolio?
I'm desperately trying to think of a meme reply that fully incorporates the extent of your retardation but it seems like such a meme doesn't exist.

>>18553542
What is that fat, ugly, balding, pig-nosed, pasty thing? Surely anons don't take financial advice from that monstrosity...

>>18555749
>i only listen to beautiful people
ngmi

Does anyone else ever feel like the only other person in these threads is just Baggie samefagging?

>>18555684
Buy production committee stock, Kadokawa (TYO: 9468) and Bushiroad (TYO: 7803) to name a few. Also any other "kono bangumi wa grand sponsah oh Christmas" company.

>>18552352
tell us senpai

>>18555749
It's a /tv/ jannie and completely unrelated to biz but some gay faggot is in love with him constantly posts those shit pics here.

>>18555729
You're going to feel like a dope when you see how much cash this makes me.

Rate my portfolio
95% MSFT
3% XLK
2% SPYG
It's based

>>18555659
thats bait.

please tell me thats not real

can we leave the loud angry argument spergs in the old thread because if not I'm just gonna dump futa porn until they go away

>>18552352
Make like a cloud and show us, Biff

>>18555839
Until then I will have forgotten you and your portfolio anyway. Only now I see that it's not only sqqq calls. I stopped reading there for obvious reasons.

>>18555856
Oh it's real.

What could go wrong? SQQQ sits between 11 and 14 bucks per share for the next 2 months? Get real...

hyped for monday desu

>>18552202
I fucking hate Chyna so much, bros. There earth needs to be ridden of those vile vermin. I want to stack chink bodies to the sky. War soon.

>>18555866
So.. you see how this is going to make be a literal assload of cash right?

I mean if SQQQ hits 7 or 17 im loaded

>>18555588
This unironically. The new All American Meme Trifecta: RTX, NET, and BX.

>Small businesses not getting stimulus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP4rodsK41E
RIP Russel 2000

>>18555868
you hodl like a retard and it jumps to 13 just before expiry

>>18554183
I'm still waiting on the first check.

>>18555800
>kono bangumi wa grand sponsah oh Christmas
My fucking sides!

>>18555883
I don't know. I'd have to look up iv and the exact payout curve. Not gonna do that now.

>>18555898

I want to take a similar approach as wsb with options investing, looking to make at least $100 a day. Should I just buy SPY calls expiring 5 days out? Seems like free money

I messed up life and have to run away forever. No internet technology etc...disowned from family forever.

I'm going to hide away in Alabama and hitchhike there and save up tons of money and if I shoot myself I can always donate the money to charity anyway.

>>18555930
How does one do that?

A big tiddy hunny bunny for your thoughts

>>18555787
Sometimes it's best not to look behind the curtain.

>>18555949
If you're going to keep spamming your diary on here, at least tell us what you did, faggot.

>>18555935
see the problem is your play is fairly sensible if you sell at the right time and I wouldn't be surprised if you did make money but you keep posting baby's first options play and namefagging so I bet you'll find a way to lose money on it

>>18555945
Be careful with theta decay, if they're only 5 days out I wouldn't recommend swing trading them, you need to buy them and get out that same day.

>>18555787
Pretty certain baggie is a major """contributor""" to these threads, but no, I can tell there are many independent people around as well.

>>18555949
based

>>18555949
Don't shoot yourself, it gives gungrabbers statistics, you don't want to die for Feinstein, right anon?

Lay your neck across some rail tracks and have a nice, long, forever sleep. Instant.

>>18555949
What's you backstory dude, clearly you have enough time to sit down and post in /smg/ so you're definitely not in an immediate rush right now.

>>18555985
Yeah I'm thinking buy them at the daily low around 10:30-11:00AM and selling the EOD pump. so 5 day expirations should be fine for this right?

>>18555976
Plan is to sell half puts at price of $8.50 or half of calls at price of $16.50.

The rest of the position would literally be free money at that point and I dont think it is unreasonable to expect one of those prices in the next few weeks.

it doesn't sum up. money printer is going brrrr while milion of burgers are in financial distress, no jobs, no incomes, some cheque with trumps name on it. small/middle companies are crying for help, even if companies and people get brrrr i don't see any buying power yet which fuels the economy, how long can this rigged game go for?

i don't hold anything yet, my emotions can't hold it any longer i'm missing some nice profits here but my brain won't comprehend on the whole circus that's going on.

>>18556009
As long as the current persistent trend keeps up, you should be fine, but anything can happen.

>>18555954
There is certainly free finished shit out there you can use or you do it yourself.
You type in your options params and calc the future option price for every date, underlying price and iv, plot this shit or not and guess a bit. On the other hand it's mostly puts and it seems like we're going up for now.

>>18555766
>listens to pic related
Definitely ngmi

>>18556060
It's puts on a 3x leveraged inverse etf of the NASDAQ.

But most of the money is actually in calls, though the positions are fairly balanced.

Oil futures: Contango
Leveraged ETFs: Beta Slippage
Just reply to this post when someone asks about these

This thread is incredibly bullish

>>18555954
>>18556089
your taste in thots is generic and uninspired, do you jack off to TV ads and hair dressing magazines?

>>18555949
Why are you posting here? What happened?

>>18555988
Baggie is a multi-trip samefagging drunk loser LARP who's only connection to the world outside his parents basement is this thread

>>18556106
positive leveraged ETFs have outperformed the market consistently since 2008 and are completely valid positions to take

>>18555872
Why it will be either a gap up during the futures with nothing but crab till the last 10 minutes when it will go more up or a slow crawl down that will be brought back up to the positives during cash.

>>18556143
pathetic newfag
Lurk more

>>18556144
Yes, after swings died down from 2008.
Because of >>18556106

are we starting or not?

Who /cruisegang/ here?

>>18552202
i would like to invest in stocks long term (10 years+). how can i do it? should i just use a broker thats listed in the OP or are there more secure services?

>>18556152
>deepthroats tripfag dick
yikes

>>18552421
Tech makes perfect sense.
If you had so much money you couldn’t just hold cash, you had to hold stocks and bonds and commodities and real estate... which stocks would hold their value best, and maybe even be much much better off when all the smaller businesses die off.

The downside risk is a lot lower for MSFT aapl amzn. And the upside potential is still pretty great.

The bankruptcy risk for many sectors is still there. But not for those guys. Your mindset makes you constantly focus on potential downside, which you always assume to be catastrophic.

Open your mind to the possibility that things will still be okay even if a V or even U shaped recovery are off the table

>>18556130
Youre batshit. That thotty makes me want to salute the flag and eat a slice of her apple pie. (giggity)

10/10 would drive America's back roads in a classic muscle car with.

S&P futures will be down 1.5%.
buy SQQQ and VIX notes

>>18556319
source: my mom is friend's with Uber CEO's wife, rich people got out on Friday.

>>18556282
That guys a timmy with a 3 figure account gambling his graduation money on bear etfs, Can’t talk sense to him

>>>18555846
I think there might be an unrealized effector in the WFH transition: people are being valued for their output rather than their time expenditure. I don't know that acceptance of the differential between cranking out daily obligations in 3 hours at home (comfortably) versus spending eight hours doing the same sum of work is going to be easily balanced once (if) the option is presented.

>>18555659
Calls and puts is your portfolio?
To be this retarded...

Literal kids on Minecraft Twitch streams are using the 'Brrr meme'.
These are your allies doomers.

>>18556332
Why would it be down " 1.5% " then?

Any way to track TSX futures?

>>18556336
You're completely mistaken in that regard, idleness is more often rewarded than any kind of work for several reasons, including office politics. At the higher levels, it's extremely common for people to be hired not so they can do something good, but rather to "park them" and prevent the competition from being able to make use of them.

>>18556282
Sure, but it's not limited to MSFT/AMZN/AAPL. You've got companies that have never turned a profit like TSLA reaching January highs.

>>18556348
The BRRR meme is one of the fastest moving memes I've ever seen, easy. It was two weeks from original 4chan post to Bloomberg article.

remember to buy LK

Ive made a lot of money off the dip, should I cash out and kiss this clown market goodbye for a while? I feel like some of the cheapies I got have a lot higher to go but there's got to be a line where I'm getting too cocky

>>18556377
stop posting your waifu as an avatar

>>18555588
>>18555886
Lol fuck off, it's just you FUDing it. BAM is doing just fine. They're gonna fucking kill it with oaktree, they bought them expecting distressed debt last year and what do you know. Not to mention they hold shit that is incredibly resistant to market conditions. Their largest weakness is malls, which make up a fraction of their business and they can easily subsidize them. They make money off rent, not sales. And if you think massive buildings in the middle of cities will just go empty, lol. And even if malls all went out of business. BAM would barely move. They're poised to take charge of the asset management space with oaktree and ride the wave of a flight to safety when people realize alternative assets are where it's at. Not to mention their excellent investments in cash flowing energy and renewable infrastructure. They are ready to not only survive this downturn, but capitalize on it.

https://bam.brookfield.com/~/media/Files/B/Brookfield-BAM-IR-V2/documents/%20Update_for_Brookfield_Shareholders_3-23-2020.pdf

https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoinegara/2020/03/24/brookfield-billionaire-bruce-flatt-hunts-for-deals-on-public-stock-markets/#31ffa285613b

Read and weep faggots.
Also kek at the "american" trifecta, the two founders of Blackstone were a greek and a jew. Get ready to get exit scammed by Schwarzman.

>>18556267
Index funds

>>18556377
No, buy TEPCO instead. It has a insanely low valuation and they are actually reducing their debt of their atomic reactor which failed. In 10-30 years you will probably have a nice profit.

>>18556348
Doomers control the zeitgeist. Everyone knows deep down shits fucked

is capital.com legit?

>>18552202
i'm pretty sure he's candle jack, and he's helped me become a better person... he's shown me how to benefit from thin

>>18556415
no i want to pick my own stocks.

>>18555588
I sold out on Friday at +30% profits
I just don't trust canadians for more than that, I'm sorry

>>18556394
Time, %gain, etc. You want targets for all your positions. I would pull out in pieces if you think you can for the same reason you typically buy in in pieces.

Just came in to say fuck AMZ

That is all

>>18552202
What's your favorite stock for this week?

I hope that the futures go up immediately after the start

>>18556458
Cash.

imagine being such an oil cuck that you think the communists and ragheads will act in america’s best interest, ever. the production cut deal is already torn up.

>>18556458
TSLA

Best option play to make $100 a day???

>>18552214
Ahaha, candlejack threads. Brings me back.

>>18552352
Oh, did you just notice? Nice. For those wondering about this, all you need to do is

>>18556367
I'm speaking more to the employee than the employer. I know I'd much rather conduct business from home, and I'd much rather finish my work and go about my personal interests without dealing with commuting.

Is holdingschannel legit? Where do they get all this data?

>>18556503
Spy, money line goes up

>>18556443
Oh short term it can do anything, personally I think equities are gonna get hit hard soon. If they do great, more cheap shit, if not great. But you can't deny that they're excellently poised to take advantage of this downturn, more capital flow to alternative investments. And that capital is looking to take advantage of trends. Trends brookfield has been studing for the past decade. They spend 6 years in india waiting for the perfect time to invest, they bided their time in 2019, turning down inflated deals and buying oaktree because they knew what was coming. And now that it came?

If people want returns, they won't go to the banks, they won't go to bonds, and the wealthy (who hate volatility) won't look to pure equities, you know where they'll look? BAM. It's that simple.

Going to be a rough week for bears

>>18556152
Tripfag detected

>>18556335
THE Timmy? President of the Bank of Timmy?

>>18556370
TSLA isn’t a rational stock and I wouldn’t try to rationalize it. It’s going to have enough funding to do whatever it wants for years, and it may have the tech to eventually become what the cultists believe it to be.

>>18556312
The flag girl is generic magazine ad looks like an old ginger what was painted and sandblasted and triple wax coated.

Milena in the second pic on the other hand... looking like an American apparel ad or something but she is so goddamned beautiful.

>>18552202
So does BlackRock own the US now?

>>18556458
SOXL

>>18556522
But then, who is it that "values" the people you mention in your previous post?
Also with all the open office crap in white collar jobs, and the constant threat of #metoo and other bullshit, not to mention "teambuilding exercises', I really don't think anyone but the managers actually want to meet up for work in person.

>>18556411
Alright, you convinced me. I'm sort of a sentiment trader and this is the kind of commitment that I'm looking for.

ARE THE FUTURES OPENED YET?
ARE THE FUTURES OPENED YET?
ARE THE FUTURES OPENED YET?
COME ON OPEN THE FUCKING FUTURES

>>18556592

me on the right

/smg/ on the left

>>18556458
LTRPB

>>18556631
futures don't mean anything. how fucking new are you?

>>18556677
me on the left begging for it

>>18556705
except the market followed future for the last few week, it will show if investor still playing the gilead card or no

>>18556631
oh my bad... yeah markets are set to open in like less than 90 minutes... just like have sex and eat the assortment of protiens fats and carbohydrates and futures might open after.

>>18556705
>he doesn't play on CFDs
biggest Thursday pump was during futures phase when market was already closed

>>18556742
do you think this is a fucking game?

>>18556724
>90 minutes
shit I thought it's only 30 minutes

>>18555897
at least i take solace in knowing they'll get what they fucking deserve

>>18556757
yep plenty of time to have sex and eat food. see you later.

>>18556753
yes
a very exciting one too

t. degenerate gambler

>>18556765
enjoy

>>18556312
Agreed good sir

>>18556778
that's my girl friend.

>>18552384
>>18552421
>>18556546


I bet we will move to 3000+ for the SP500 before any legdown.

What we are pricing in is that V shape recovery.
what's not priced in:
>Longer recovery
>Political shitstorm with China
>Restructuring of international supply chain
>Upcoming geopolitical instability

Market move in term of weeks and months not days. Remember the leg down took one month.

>>18556592
Yes retard. That’s what it means to sell corporate bonds. It means you own the US. The only thing you overlooked is that they’re doing it in Canada too.

>>18556677
Me (not pictured) beneath.

>>18556346
Do you think it will lose money? If so, why?

A cutie pie schnookums for your thoughts

>non-ironical tripfagging on /biz/

>>18556759
Banks are so desperate, its like they are trying to use their hands to stop a tsunami.

>>18556775
you've come to the right place friend. have a kike on a bike.

volatility goes UP during earnings right?
so short butterflies should work?

>>18556809
God I want to be her pommel-horse.
The namefags are the worst honestly. This new cunt. Fuck him.

>>18556394
Trailing stop or stop limit while in the money.
You may feel that initial ping of stupidity if you got out too early, but a majority of time if you are day trading, it saves your capital.

>>18556817
"OY VEY I'M GONNA BE LATE"

>>18556838
Hey bro calm down.

My SQQQ calls or puts are going to BRRRRRRRRRR

SPY calls are free money

>>18556571
feeling pretty comfy

coom and buy
>coom and buy
coom and buy
>coom and buy
coom and buy
>coom and buy
never sell

Crude oil futures up over 7 dollars to 25 a barrel according to Breitbart and investing.com.

Anyone know what's up with that?

for the S&P500 to be bearish we would need it to drop below 2840 on start and retain that level or go lower in the first 5 minutes

not possible

>>18556865
that broad is so golden.... if only she was mole free i'd creampie her so many times i make her end up the mother of 10 or 15 kids.

>>18556894
economy is literally being unfrozen throughout the world

If dubs we fall 5 consecutive days

>>18556911
>dubs
>911
>brown for bear

>>18556865
is that a man or a woman i seriously can't tell sauce btw

>>18556865
future melanoma patient walking.... i don't want to burden my children with poor genetics.

Alright Bruh
How hard is chipotle gonna BTFO earnings??

>>18556880
I don’t know man Regeneron is surging like wooooaaaaaahhh bigtime
Can’t be sustainable...

>>18556920
SELL SELL SELL

>>18556911
no no no NO

DELETE THIS

how is the general during "normal" times
Im a filthy crossboarder tourist and never bothered coming here until the dip triggering my subhuman homo economicus demand driving me to buy etfs at low prices.

I assume it moves much slower.
Right now is very volatile and it's easy to get short term gains but how is it during stable market periods? do values just crab for months?

Am stuck here forever am I?

>>18556922
I have no idea but she's some porn roastie, found it on twitter. anyone?

>>18556911

>>18556911

Finally my puts

>>18556937
Confirmed overbought.

>>18556944
checked and reckt...
welp good thing I bought gold and am hording cash.

any canadians using 0 commission trading? if so what? cant even justify using TD with their 9.99/trade fee's. noob here.

>>18556960
yeah speak in a tongue we can communicate in
Im not used to that ooga booga bungalow wall street shit

dubs mean nothing

>>18556971
the only 0 fee trading in canada is wealthsimple but its only stocks no options. next up is low commission trading with interactive brokers which is $1/100 shares or $2-3 per option

>>18556894
Contracts for May deadline. It has "reset" to next month which initially sits at 25. it will go down to 18.

>>18556977
you're very existence is bearish

wtf with crude oil in last minute trading?

>>18556942
this is the closest i got...
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2144573302

Based nintendies making me that profits

>I know and respect many people who love this stupid baby game.

NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST HAVE FUN DOING THINGS I DON’T ENJOY!!!!

>>18556995
you're a humongus cocksucker you know that?

>>18556971
Only canadian commission-free option is wealthsimple trade which has several drawbacks (1.5% each way conversion of CAD to/from USD and no ability to hold USD in any account among others, making trading US stocks really hard since this is a massive penalty and applies to dividends too). It also has no options and no margin (but fuck margin anyway).
Other options include interactive brokers, which have a $10 fee monthly credited against your trading fees. They have the lowest fees, best rates for options, automatically perform norbert's gambit when converting CAD <-> USD (+ scalp a couple pennies max), and also have the best margin rates by far. However they have (fake) requirements to qualify for anything but a cash account (cash account has requirements too but less so).
Finally there's questrade. No fee except commission. Higher minimum transaction cost but identical transaction cost per share otherwise (which realistically should mean identical transaction costs between them them and ibrk). Free ETF buy, but non-free ETF sell. Much higher margin rates, much higher option exercise prices. Better platform though.

>>18557068
When you say crossboarder you mean from reddit right?

>>18557087
WHY DON'T YOU CANADIANS JUST CREATE A FUCKING LLC IN AMERICA AND JUST USE THE EIN NUMBER AND FUCKING TRADE AS IF YOU'RE AN AMERICAN.... STOP BEING A 3RD GRADE COUNTRY FOR ONCE.

>>18557066
I don't know how nintendo does it. But it's probably best to not look past the curtain and just accept the profit.

theres an exceptional amount of infighting today, sign of trend reversal?

>>18557110
ye Im from r/thedonald
discovered 4channel in 2016

>>18557045
Look at the amazing vulvoplasty work, damn!

>>18557128
W SHAPED FUCKING RECOVERY CONFIRMED.... NEWER NEW LOWS ARE COMING AND YOU'RE JUST FUCKING NOT PAYING ENOUGH ATTENTION TO FUNDAMENTALS.... THIS ISN'T TIDDLY WINKS, THIS IS FUCKING REAL LIVES, DATA DOESN'T LIE NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOUR STONKS MIGHT LOOK, BETTER OPPORTUNITIES TO GO LONG ARE APPROACHING.... WE ARE PULLING THE RUG OUT FROM UNDERNEATH PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO BUY RIGHT NOW.

>>18557132
I wasn't even joking here >>18556995

I suggest you buy May maturing puts for 5$ SPY

>>18557132
That's pretty nasty

>>18557166
STOP GIVING BAD ADVICE FAGGOT

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black–Scholes_equation

DO SOME DD AND LEARN SOMETHING FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE.

>Coronavirus Cases:
>2,399,849

the fuck bullbros? why is it spiking again? it was supposed to be over...

>>18557132
4CHAN DIDN'T BECOME 4CHANNEL UNTIL 2018 LIAR... STOP USING ANONYMITY TO HIDE FROM YOUR OWN FAGGOTRY.

>>18556832
Opposite. Everyone expects movement so volatility actually drops because it's expected.

TRNX - Got lucky with this friday. The volume is still holding up. as is the share price (0.34). But the real test comes monday morning. So I dunno, I'm tempted to try my luck again and ride the wave to 0.50 (and pocket 2,200). But I also know these things can shit on a dime and never recover (so there goes my money). Fuck. Seems the quickest way to make up my remaining 800 loss.

>>18557186

Read the whole conversation you degenerate tripfag

>>18557204
sorry i just spend all my time hitting f5 and looking for (you)s..... sorry i'm an asshole with no respect and i disregard others entirely.

>>18557166
>>18557181
>>18557197
all Im asking you faggots is if the general hits bump limit slower during a more stable market and if the type of risk/reward we are experience right now is the same
That's just a simple question but you fucking homosexuals would rather act all obnoxious and elitist between two tranny porn videos

I find it very hard to wake up in the morning for market open. Does it really matter that much? Seems like when I wake up halfway through the trading day things have already mooned.

GOT ASSIGNED SHORT SPY CALLS OUT OF THE MONEY FRIDAY, WOULD HAVE BEEN .31c PER FREE MONEY, BUT NOW STUCK W 200 SHORT DELTA GOING INTO FUTURES GREEN DILDO

SEND HELP

can the weekend end for fucks sake. i want to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO already

>>18557232
buy more ~

>>18557197
chan has always been short for channel, its not some mysterious oldfag lore

>>18557226
this is why I have you filtered

>>18557156

LIFE IS EASY ON CAPLOCKS .. WEEEWWW.
But seriously dude if this market does crash it wont be soon. It will be in months. We riding this shit to the top. Dont fight it. Daddy Powell has you atleast until June ..

Buy Spxl there is no way it will go down

also orangeman about to speak right now before futures open in a bit. get ready for a blinding sea of green

>>18557268
>have him filtered
>still open his comments and reply to him

>>18557228
just lurk and find out instead of asking to be spoonfed nya ~

Guys, did i just cracked the code or am i missing something.
Just buy Puts and Calls for the sp500, wait for the corresponding movement to Cash-Out big and let the other ride till correction/rally and get two printers.
This is too easy, isnt it??

If stocks go up I win
If stocks go down I win

>>18557228
actually... it's easier to make money on the way down than the way up... you just need keen senses.... the truth is, fundamentals don't lie.... the market does act irrationally at times, but you have to hedge bets and use fundamentals to help influence what to do with a particular stock... buy it or sell it? it's pretty easy once you get a chance to understand what you're looking for.... just understand, you can be lied to and there's tons of class action lawyers looking to sue corporations for the sole purpose of pocketing a few extra bucks. think like they do, and understand what risk and reward you're looking at in any given trade. just buy hype and sell news... that's probably the best advice i can give to a novice trader.

>>18552202
what is a good signal to dump my biopenny meme stock? I bought the dip and it has been crabbing since then.

>>18557293
That's called a strangle, but you're forgetting on the possibility that the market will move so far in one direction that the correction will only half the money you lost.

>>18557252
based and samepilled

are futures gonna open red so I can buy?

>>18557228
Not your personal army

You come here asking a stupid ass question and expect people who have done years of research to spoonfeed you everything? Why would they?

The only thing these generals are good for are exposure to things you may not see otherwise. If you take advice from here you are 100% retarded. The very fact that you are here at this time means the market is flooded with others like you and as I said, bearish.

General is going at normal speed.

Where's SNSS headed in the near future?

>>18556411
Cool it with the anti-semitsm, anon.

>>18557340
Put your trip on

>>18557326
i dunno i fed him a bite... i'm kinda bearish too.... i'm just interested in metals contracts and the price of gold right now.... i am happy you and your reddit spacing what ever... i use less paper when people print my shit.

>>18557326
>telling wether /smg/ is more active takes years of research
oh my literal god
you fucks are a different breed
don't tell me I've been missing out on this comedy gold board all this time

are they right?

>>18556778
gross

>>18557354
Not snssanon.
Where is he? I haven't been here as of late.

>>18557356
Literally never been to reddit, that's how I type because I feel its proper to separate different sections.

Im 60% in on gold

>>18557363
>if you owe the bank $100 mill., the bank has a problem.

could you explain?

when were you where loans were kill. i was in curfew

>>18557356
mmh sweety maybe you seem to be unaware but
you are like the typical tripfag attentiongwhoring gimmicky piece of shit
my life advice to you is to stop having sex with your father in the basement

>>18557360
hey hey hey.... i've been the op a few times... like it or hate it the thread must go on. have a faggot faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t99KH0TR-J4

Imagine unironically investing in US companies with dealings in China. The US is about to end all relations with China in the coming days. There is a war on the horizon. Companies like Apple, Amazon, etc., will all be affected by this policy. Restructure your portfolio to support companies who business is reliant on China in any way. Invest in the American Meme Trifecta--RTX, NET, BX--but only if you want to make it.

Johnson and Johnson have a coronavirus vaccine candidate, who knows if its any good

https://www.ctvnews.ca/business/johnson-and-johnson-slashes-outlook-races-to-develop-coronavirus-vaccine-1.4895534

>>18557360
giftgas yourself miga cuck
use the archive

>>18557424
i don't have sex with men like you do.... fuck off.

>>18557403
If a bank hands out a massive loan without collateral then it means they were too lax on their vetting and are over leveraging

Basically what happened in 2008

>>18556753
I stopped playing video games because the stock trading game just blasts everything out of the water. The tools you can use, the mood swings, the information game. Nothing can match it.

>>18557403
Because the bank has to eat a 100 million loss. Its not possible to collect 100 million from a broke debtor.

>>18557434

>>18557429
bro, when Trump was placing sanctions against China companies like Nike were sending him letters trying to change his mind. there's only so much Trump can do.

>>18557420
Do they have reports on specific loan types, like auto loans?

>>18557434
Johnson and Johnson is only starting human trials in september, its irrelevant if you want to ride that biotech high.

>>18557442
these niggas in here be like
"mmh I can't tell you how many posts we make that's insider information"

>>18557461
yeah, this is so fucking awesome..... i honestly am just upset i didn't find the markets sooner, but thanks friend... cheers to you nothing can match this... markets are true freedom.

>>18557429
>American
>Schwarzman ceo
I guess that aligns them perfectly with trump

>>18557496
Pretty good dividend stock in any case

>>18557461
take it from a guy that's done a ton of drugs.... the highs and lows i've got from trading... this is the best drug i've ever experienced.

>>18557501
shoo shoo tranny

>>18557497
>niggas
nigger

>>18557497
If you're a good boy we might even tell you which of the generic bluechip stocks we think is best

>>18557523
i niggers

coof coof

>>18557531
>>18557523
I love (<3) niggers

>>18557127
what's hard to understand?
they make products parents can feel okay about buying for their children, that their children actually enjoy, that are sometimes half the price of the other options.

So-called hardcore gamers scoff, but many of them buy it anyways because of the exclusive titles they won't otherwise be able to access. Casual gamers buy in because it's simple fun: you have a few friends over to your apartment or dorm room or whatever, and play a few levels of mario or rounds of mariokart and then you hit the bar or whatever.

And theres a dedicated fanbase of obsessives over many of their games like smash, zelda, pokemon, and animal crossing. They can't get those anywhere else, and they're happy paying for the privilege.

How DOESN'T nintendo do it? because they fail to live up to vocal nerds on the internets hopes for the new pokemon to contain all the old pokemon?

>>18557528
DON'T TELL HIM SHIT
Next he'll want to know about the bullrun in the US Bowling Ball sector, or how a stock can possible go up after going straight down to all-time lows.

>>18557534
get well soon... stay away from people that you can make sick.... please remember to become healthy again.

>>18557519
You do know trannies are usually marxist/antifa supporters. I find it funny you are willing to side with the very people who you claim to hate so you can praise your metzitzah b'peh friends.

>>18557534
Uhhh excuse me? Don't you know t he curve is flattening? Stock are going up. We already have a vaccine. Stop slacking and get back to work.

>>18557534
Did you just cough?

STINKY. GREEN MONDAY. BVVVVVVVLLLLLL.

BVLLS ON THE LEFT
BEARS ON THE RIGHT

let's go

>>18557560
no people are getting sick... im not even allowed to talk to doctors because i make them frustrated, and it's through the grace of god i am allowed to even speak breath and yes cough and infect others.... but they honestly don't even understand biology... they don't actually understand how life originates, but in my free time i love science and my ambitions can't actually be matched.... i want to get a nobel peace prize for making humanities understanding of questions and I'm willing to look against the grain and make people re-look that what we've learned to become true is flat out wrong.... and nobody wants to be that guy, but it's the only way to find truth.

>>18557429
>There is a war on the horizon
what is this fetish some anons have with "impending war" with China? have you watched saving private ryan too many times or something?

we don't fight physical wars anymore, not with superpowers at least. we kill towelheads because they're a backwards civilization and technologically inept, and they're also retarded so they can't be reasoned with because muh allah, so we bomb them back to the stone age. they can't really fight back, it's fine. they don't have nukes (thank you Trump for shutting down that Obama-era shit that would have given Iran the nuke btw). with superpowers though? no.

we fight proxy wars. we fight cyber wars. we fight trade wars. you remember last summer when Trump put tariffs on $300b of Chinese goods, and China artificially dropped the value of their currency and Trump labeled them a currency manipulator? that's war now. no guns, no violence, just tariffs and negotiations or maybe blowing the fuck out of some little piece of land you own but that isn't actually the US or China themselves. like Russia with Crimea, same thing, some shithole that doesn't really matter, what matters is Russia vs. US but we both have nukes so we can't directly confront each other because of MAD. companies getting hacked by Chinese cyberterrorists? remember that? that's war now.

so at least in the traditional sense no, war is not "on the horizon". you know what will really likely end up happening? a lot of companies are going to be moving their shit out of China. first the trade war, now this pandemic has made them toxic, has made them fucking radioactive, to business. no one will want to be stuck in China for the next pandemic that comes out of the wet markets, trust me. it will be a slow quiet bleed out. it's like China shot themselves in the foot and now they'll bleed out from that, the wound will become gangrene in time. that's the "war". China is fucked, and not a single bullet will be fired from either side.

My money's on crab day

>gonna buy my shares tomorrow
>was just looking through my planned buys
>suddenly find tons of other shares that are interesting from rather big companies which dipped 30~40% since February
I... I can't wait until tomorrow.

>>18557643
Fuck rtx get GD

>>18557622
>what is this fetish some anons have with "impending war" with China?
paranoid right-wing fantasies.

oh fuck oh man oh fuck bros please for FUCK sake let it be red just this once

>>18557654
>rtx
I'm not investing in Amerifat shit, just Eurofag stuff.

>>18557434
Just like fucking 20 other companies and 50 more to come.

>>18557643
>Buying right before a depression

*BZZZZT*

*BZZZZT*

What is everyone playing for earnings this week?
Got my eyes on calls for a easy KO beat, otherwise looking into other plays.

wait.... why is trump waiting for futures to open before doing the broadcast.

Yes?

>>18557643
show me one that's still down and is worth a damn

>>18557560
tell me more about this flattening...

>>18557622
>we fight proxy wars. we fight cyber wars. we fight trade wars.
BIG brain post.
The same people who cry about ending the Fed usually don't see that they might as well be crying about disarming the nuclear stockpile. This is one of our most powerful weapons against foreign powers, despite the negative consequences it has for some peasants.

We have weaponized finance.

There's also some psyop that wants people obsessed with the second coming of the third reich and a new holy war.

>>18557643
What are you going to buy~
I've got my eyes on the Mattress companies

>you may be living in a week with SPY 300 and USO 10

Based Texas
Worst time in history to be short though...honestly feels bad man

He bought?

>>18557622
You forgot about the part when China released a bioweapon on the world. Economic warfare is the very least of China's concerns now.

>https://streamable.com/msb7ej

When futures open

DUMP IT

>>18557676
I'm going to long-term hodl all of them.
I'm not even interested in how much they're worth by the end of the year.
Summer next year is the absolute earliest I care about at least somewhat. I'm looking at 2022 and later.

>>18557708
>>18557702
>show me one that's still down and is worth a damn
Daimler, Siemens, Apache Corp., Hochtief AG, etc.
But I'm going to put at least 2/5 of my money into ETFs.

>>18557668
Airbus
Mycronic

Torn between the futures are gonna be dark red and the futures are gonna be dark green

>>18557676
Puts make as much money as calls

>>18557733
>Airbus
Too dodgy even now imo.
I'm rather going for something like MTU Aero Engines that does delivery for Airbus, but also other companies. They're less dependant on a single company doing well, but have others they can deliver their products to too.

GREEN

>>18557732
>long term hold
>break even in 5 years

>>18557708
matress companies must be the best money laundering scheme...... how can there be 4 matress stores places across the street from each other.... ok shit... i need to shut up... i have the best night of sleep on cold floors and have been enjoying the floor over a regular bed.... i love sharing a bed with a woman, but when im left alone.... i can just pass out on a fucking floor and wake up comfortably.

>>18557725
NO NO NO NO NO NO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Crude futures
HO
LEE
FUCK

>FUTURES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH WE'RE BACK TO FRIDAY 3:45PM PRICES

oh fuck.... what do i buy?

>futures

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5% S&P DOWN 5%

>>18557782
How will we ever recover????

Leaf here. Anybody holding or planning to buy some leaf stocks? I have bought air canada and canadian tire at the dip. Might take profits and reenter.

Bogdanoff

The futures are dumping. All his calls will be worthless

>>18557800
maybe you should fucking buy rodgers or what ever your telecom giant is. and also immigrate to america and stop being a fucking leaf.

>>18557795
Jannies ban this shithead

>bulltrap
Buffet is a retard, as if the feds are really going to let the economy drop anymore after all the money they printed. Trump isn't going to let the economy slip right before elections. The only direction is up

Trump waiting for futures to open.. Could it mean massive bad/good news on the way?

I FUCKING BLEW IT

>Mnuchin, Pelosi 'very close' to deal on second round of small business loans

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/19/mnuchin-pelosi-say-very-close-to-a-deal-on-second-round-of-small-business-loans.html

>>18557748
BIG STEVE JUST SAID ITS GONNA LIMIT UP ON THE SMALL CAPS.

MY TWM IS GOOONG TO LOSE
BIGTIME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18557800
SLEEP COUNTRY

DONALD PUMP SAVE US

Glitch his Robinhood so he wakes up tomorrow to puts instead of calls.

Then hack it and transfer the funds.

>futures falling
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOT AGAIN
MY MONEY

>>18557816
i want pelosi to pass away peacefully to never be heard from again.

>>18557725

>>18557795
All of us are watching futures, who do you think you're fooling?

>>18557771
You are a NIGGER!

>>18557810
Are you talking about Buffett?

He’s just stashing cash to keep the companies Berkshire owns well supplied. They’re not likely to get bailouts which is kind of shitty.

What the fuck are you talking about with this “bulltrap” shit? When did he say that? (He didn’t)

> OIL

>>18557834
Bogdanoff

he knows

>>18557842
>>18557842
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>>18557842
>>18557842

>>18557842
>>18557842

>>18557842
>>18557842

thread

>>18557842
>>18557842

>>18557842
>>18557842

>>18557830
and what about ginsberg?

>>18557835
I just f5d and saw that before I realized it was 6

>>18557847
Buffet is KING!

>>18555839
Stocks can up
Stocks can go down
Or
STOCKS CAN STAY THE SAME

Historically high cash reserves feel like a good primer for a market jump, but they don't have to buy back in- ever

>>18557614
Two hops this time!
Two hops this time!

>>18557702
it's like the "Russia is putting out propaganda to affect the US presidential election!" stuff. they do. the funny thing is im sure they helped Trump but not because they're colluding with him, they are literally just going to help whoever will do better business for them. it's just common sense. THAT is war now. a war of minds, a war of technology/information, a war of finance. no more guns and bullets and bombs, those are just to scare people off of MAD, sorry RTXfags.

>>18557800
>buying AC when it's 99% sure to go under and won't get bailed out
Anon...
Canadian tire was a decent play, I like ATD.B and POW too. Longer-term, CNQ and CVE should do fine as well as IPL and PPL.
Gold mines tend to be great swings currently if you're into that.
Also carefully watching financials, like FN, RY and NA.

ALL IN JCP

UP 15% IN TWO DAYS

GET ON THE MEME BOYS

>>18557837
no like sealy certa those temperpedics i've tried the purple and the lisa or what ever... i honestly feel comfortable with a nice firm fucking floor, and those my pillows... my pillow is the best fucking pillow i've ever put my head on... take it from a crack head who spent his life wide awake trying to sleep high on crack... noooo those are honestly great pillows. my cat broke into one and make the filling come out... she had so much fun, but i got to see the filling... it's basically that temperpedic shit just cut up and it's kinda the best pillow. i just am truly grateful for that my pillow guy... he faced his demons, and im sure he's contemplated the gun and suicide... I'm so grateful that he see's things like I do.... and he wanted to make the world a better place.... use your abilities to help all you can, and share joy with everybody.

have a feeling this week is gonna be red

I think USO is going to channel between $4 and ~$5 the next few weeks. Looks like an opportunity for an easy 25%

>>18557724
the only way im believing that bioweapon conspiracy theory is if China gets better all of a sudden, and they haven't. if anything there are tons of signs that it's getting worse for them and hasn't been contained. and of course it hasn't, their shit-tier hygiene are what got us into this mess, their poverty-stricken 3rd world population is what got us into this mess in the first place. i think they just fucked up, they studied shit similar to our CDC and they're chinks so they fucked up due to incompetence of chink scientists.

if it was a bioweapon then obviously they'd have a way to make it so China miraculously cures it while everyone else suffers, and they haven't done that. and lies don't count, pic related. we still get a lot of liveleak footage from over there so they can't really keep everyone quiet, luckily, so it's easy to see the lies.

>>18556458
ERI

>>18557830
Sorry “buddy” but after Mitch blocked everything from TARP to raising the debt ceiling, I want Mitch to be the first government official to die.

Then the rest of the boomers, Nancy, chuck, trump, Feinstein, Cruz, and just for the hell of it take Paul Ryan too.

>>18557859
Ginsberg is greatest generation and I don’t know what the problem is with her. She’ll probably step down next year if trump doesn’t do something really stupid that costs him the election.

She didn’t support the patriot act or the war on terror or any of that other shit. That’s what matters, not any of this abortion bullshit or gay marriage bullshit. All those wedge issues are a distraction.

>>18557887
Russia was brilliant honestly.

They started protests AND counter protests about the same decisive issues, just to stir up internal tensions. Fucking smart. Also, yeah Clinton fucked Putin over at the state department so no surprise he hated her. I bet he’s dangled Russian development projects for trump too once he gets out of office.

>>18556503
Long term call options
Exploit theta like the slut it is

>>18557949
scratch that, she’ll step down within the next year regardless of how the election turns out.

>>18557859
i want term limits for supreme court justices... hiigh limit on age... we have to pass these legislation because it's honestly not ok that it's a lifetime appointment, and usually you see conservatives... woman like Sandra Day O'Conner stepped down from the bench... she was a conservative woman... and there truly isn't a woman on that court you can call a conservative these days... i'll just be happy clerance thomas is an african american and a conservative. I love my bench...

>>18556911
good. I want more bargains

I love my country and it's system of government, but it is on us to maintain and preserve it for our children and grand children.... We don't have a democracy... we have a representative republic. these parliamentary systems that disguise themselves as democracy are nothing more than mob rule and open ground for revolt and the personal liberties granted to me by the bill of rights.. those first 10 amendments... i can't be more happy than my respect for seperation of powers and how well that document has governed my country this far. I want to say thank you Thomas Jefferson and George Washington. Special shout out to Ben Franklin and the French girls.

>>18557643
Stupid, sexy brat.

>>18558075
mr bags there is a new thread

>>18557842

>>18558089
thank you friend

>tfw held an inverse etf over the weekend
Nice. Unfortunate that I'm also bagholding oil.

>>18557932
anon... that's not a channel. That's a boot.

>>18558251

It’s not *yet* a channel

>>18558268
Just letting you know that is a VERY bearish pattern

this thread is nearing bump limit, just use >>18557842 so we can have 1 thread made instead of splitting them into two

also buy SPY

My companies covid business grant (UK £10k) just landed, cash in on something and get out before my year end at the month or just be boring and add to my sipp?