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>crush had his birthday yesterday
>text him a long "happy birthday" message on instagram
>no response

i hate men

>> No.18534899
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>> No.18534901

>>18534891
chase chad get burnt. is this bait?

>> No.18534904

>>18534891
omg sweetie don't be sad, i will take care of you because i respect you so much

>> No.18534906

>>18534891
are you fat?

>> No.18534909

>>18534891
You were a day late you stupid roastie.

>> No.18534911

>>18534906
no

>> No.18534914

>>18534911
That's why he doesn't like you. A lot of guys are lowkey harpooners.

>> No.18534920

>>18534891
that means he doesn't like you back.
In fact he is stinking about another woman right now.

>> No.18534921

>>18534906
SHES PLEASANTLY HEALTHY ON THE BODY POSITIVE WEIGHT PLUS SCALE!!!!!

>> No.18534931

>>18534891
>being a femsimp
Literally nothing more disgusting to a man, you probably embarassed him in front of all his bros

>> No.18534937

>>18534891
try having a crush on a girl then you faggot

>> No.18534938

and Hi, Lauren

>> No.18534954

>>18534891
weakest bait, but it's working apparently

>> No.18534959
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>>18534891
Post pic of yourself, hide face if u have to. I am an expert photo-analyst, I can tell you what he's thinking in a second. He could be just too shy to respond to a cutie too quickly? Or, you know, the other thing.

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>>18534891
it's ok honey. He was probably secretly a kkk nazi incel, he does't deserve the love of a queen like you. Try to find a man who will respect you like I do. ;)

>> No.18534974

>>18534968
leave her alone man, she is mine

>> No.18534986

>>18534891

IS THIS OPPOSITE WORLD ?

>> No.18534991

>>18534921
kek

>> No.18534997

>>18534891
Are you a tranny? If so hang yourself irl.

>> No.18535003

>>18534891
Hoe old are you? I used to get so many hints by girls during my school time, but you know guys are really clueless unless you are really really clear.
Best thing you can do is knowing about his favourite videogame/hobby.

>> No.18535007

>>18534997
im not a tranny

>>18534968
he is more like a lefty

>>18534959
no fuck off creep

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>>18534891
I love him regardless. Gonna play nintendo tomorrow
t. man

>> No.18535022

>>18535003
15

>> No.18535027

Lmao do people really expect a response? I have literally hundreds of happy birthday messages on my birthday. Most of them seem automated. Who expects a response to some meaningless one liner? What do you even respond with? Thank you? Its pointless.

>> No.18535028

>>18534891
nice b8 m8 I r8 8/8

>> No.18535038

>>18535022
Get off this place then. How did you even find it? Older brother?

Or you’re just a creepy balding 35 yearr old incel larping as a 15 year old girl

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heres a secret
young men are almost entirely autistic

he probably wrote thousands of replies but deleted each one because hes scared and would rather say nothing than to be seen as an awkward autist

>> No.18535048

>>18534914
lmoa

>> No.18535050

>>18535007
>>18535003
yea anon what this guy said. Just tell him you like him and stop playing games. You said he's a lefty though so I donno, that probably means he's actually a faggot so maybe that's why he ignored you.

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>>18534891
>>18535007
You are worthless and need to end your pathetic life.
Pic not even related.

>> No.18535078

>>18535046
also what this guy said anon, he's probably autistic especially if he's skinny and unattractive., he's probably scared of you if you're really hot.

>> No.18535079

>>18535038
i heart about it on reddit

>> No.18535101

He was busy banging prettier girls.

>> No.18535118

>>18535007
Okay if you're really not a tranny I'm gonna give you the female version of the same advice I give my bros when they strike out.
1. Walk away from this one. Let it go. Do not talk to him again, ever.
2. Improve yourself. Take a while to focus on being more attractive. Physically and emotionally. There's never been a better time to be a girl. There's more makeup and tutorials and plastic surgery and diets and shit than there ever has been. Getting attractive emotionally is harder for women but basically meditate and find your center. Become empathetic. Exercise your body and mind. Read philosophy, think about it.
3. Start walking every day. Walk at least a mile. Think while you walk. Listening to lecture is acceptable, music is not allowed. When you don't feel winded anymore after walking then start jogging your route but remember to reflect and contemplate while you do.
4. Do steps 1-3 for 8 weeks and don't go out of your way to find male attention during that time.
4. When 8 weeks are up you will be in a much better condition physically and emotionally. Congratulations you have reached level one self improvement. Don't stop.

>> No.18535137

>>18534891
Instragram pill me?
Asking because some early twenties girl that I hit it off with suddenly asked for mine and I my face was literally a question mark.

I thought snapchat was the thing, fucking zoomers.

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>>18535118
You know threads like this are literally always bait?

>> No.18535154

>>18535022
Jesup Christmas if you are really 15 GET OFF 4CHAN RIGHT NOW. DO NOT come back. Find some healthy hobby that does not involve dealing with gross looking, fat men on the left side of the bell curve.

>> No.18535162

>>18535154
but i dont have any friends or hobbys :/

>> No.18535174

>>18535145
Yeah I know my initial response was "kys tranny"

>> No.18535239

>>18535046
kek i know i did that before

>>18535022
but seriously get of this site or stop larping with underage bait

>> No.18535251

>>18534891
Give him birthday sex or shut up.

>> No.18535269

>>18535239
why should i get off this site?

>> No.18535301

>>18535269
it's alright just stay off pol/lit/his as they will make you want to kill yourself.

>> No.18535302

>>18534891
What about your backup crush? Also it's been scientifically proven that while you're feeling worse then men do initially, the long term feelings of rejection will be much less intense for you than they would be for males. Please look this up as it's true, women literally have an easier time moving on from crushes/partners then men do.

>> No.18535309

the only real girls here shill for shitcoins like HOLO therefore kys tranny

>> No.18535321

>>18534891
Roastie

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>>18535079
Neck self nigger

>> No.18535328

>>18535301
ok.
i only browse /int/ /ck/ and /biz/ sometimes

>> No.18535342

>>18534891
Oh no let me fall down and worship you!

>> No.18535344

>>18535162
OP, know this this guy (if not a larp) is probabbly a total fuckin moron. He might even be affraid to text OR just to fuckin dumb to know you like him.
the amount of times i've realised a girl liked me...but by the time I figure it out... I'm just fuckin dumb sometimes.
Ask him questions, see if you can start a convo.

Just know that no matter it's not the end of the world. You're probably better than him anyways.
t. actual wizard

>> No.18535364

>>18535022
Mods

>> No.18535381

WHORE!!!!!!

>> No.18535415

>>18535007
All I asked was a fully clothed pic. Now I know you are overly unattractive and self-conscious about your looks, rude, possibly have a superiority complex and a total bitch.
The guy is right not replying to you, you unappealing horrible cunt. Buy a personality or something you fucking femcel drone.

>> No.18535428

Also this is not /biz/ related you fucking goblin.

>> No.18535486

>>18535046
>he probably wrote thousands of replies but deleted each one because hes scared and would rather say nothing than to be seen as an awkward autist
Damn you didn't have to call me out like that man

>> No.18535712

>>18534891
Screencap of convo or it didn't happen

>> No.18535740

Shutup slut, no-one likes you because you're a whore.

>> No.18535758

>>18534891
Guys aren't obsessed with Facebook and Instagram and Snapchat and tiktok like you. Stay asleep, sheep.

>> No.18535775

>>18534891
JANNIEEEEEE WHY THERE'S A ROSTIE HEREEEEEEE THIS IS OT

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>>18534891
>a long "happy birthday"
>>18534891
>on instagram