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There was only one LINK marine who arguably obtained the most noble of all merits.
They exceeded the level of being a Finrekt marine.
For the sake of this tale we shall call them Anon. Anon had a feeling things weren't quite right...
They had a good job, loyal family, friends. Life was satisfying, but free time was scarce.
To be free, Anon realised he either had to either/ or:
1) Be smart
2) Invest in smart people
Anon was intelligent but uninspired. He just wanted to make it.
"Wait what about those crypto millionaires?" Pondered Anon
It seemed too good to be true, and more importantly he'd missed the train.
Anon persevered on.. They combed through top 2000 cryptos step by scaming step.
One day they found a meme from LINK twitter.
"It's just a meme though haha. Anon gave it a chance and researched LINK."
LINK actually solved a big problem right now.
The token economics seemed too good to be true.
The partners too.
Basically EVERBODY
Anon could only afford 1216 LINK.
But he followed all the OGs and learnt that the most important thing was to never sell.
So he vowed never to sell.
Fast forward the advances in technology.
The hyper wealthy could now live up until 200.
Anon persevered even longer than singularity.. It was now 2205.
$LINK would be impossible to value in dollar terms.
If it was value adjusted, 1 link at 2205 price in 2020 could buy Alaska outright.
Many marines had passed by then, if they chose to. Each marine was immortalised by:
- culture
- memories
- philanthropy
- their descendants
Anon lived to see it all. His 200th birthday was approaching TONIGHT! He was grateful for it all.
He never sold a single LINK
His family gathered close, he picked up the photo frame besides his bed.
The warmth of his eyes filled the family members hearts. It was a photo of when he met Sergey.
He drew his last breath and soldiered through his last words
"d-d..
DIDN'T READ NEVER SELLING"
BEEP

>> No.18533787
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18533787

>>18533771
b-b-BASED!!

>> No.18533796
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18533796

We are all going to make it.

>> No.18533814
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>>18533771
holy based

>> No.18534957

>>18533771
>>18533787
>>18533796
>>18533814
FUK OFF BACK TO TWITTER YOU ABOMINATIONS.

>> No.18534989

>>18534957
Wow schizo

Just sold my entire stack thanks

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>>18533771
Thought all the good stuff left in 2018, nice revival, OPfren
t. brought pizza

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>>18535063
Fren, care to share a slice?

>> No.18535492

>>18534957
Are you ok, anon? Did nico do something to you?

>> No.18535521

Why do people suck finrekt off so much?