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>> No.18524725

HOSANNA

>> No.18524731

Is BAM still looking good?

>> No.18524736

OP you little cheeky fucker!

>> No.18524739

BUY BUY BUY WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON MONDAY

>> No.18524740

BVLL.

SVRGE.

V-SHAPED RECOVERY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18524743

reach out to your normalslime friends and suggest they dump their trump money into the markets. tell them its now or never. and then short everything

>> No.18524744
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>>18524710
Yeah she’s cute, I’d hit(marry be faithful with children) that

>> No.18524747
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>>18524710
Anime futures up 69%

>> No.18524753

im holding over the weekend

>> No.18524754

V shape recovery? Yes or no?

>> No.18524760

AFTER HOURS DUMP HAHAHAHA

>> No.18524761

>>18524740
If you people aren't retarded you wouldn't hold through the weekend. Take your gains before closing and re-enter once movement confirmed on monday.

>> No.18524763
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18524763

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

>> No.18524767

So nothing happened at the close. The algos just picked it back up to the painfully slow down line from all night.

>> No.18524769
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18524769

I sold 20% across stocks that were green for me today (AMD, BABA, UBER) but mostly holding into the weekend. Getting spanked by crude oil stocks especially HAL but managed to weather the storm through having a lot of SPCE I got at 11.15 which sums up this clown market

>> No.18524773
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18524773

HOW TO BE A MILLIONAIRE CHAD IN 5 YEARS GUARANTEED WITH ONLY 10K

BABA
NIO
CXDC
JD
TCEHY

>> No.18524776
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18524776

I doubled my SDOW position into the weekend.

>> No.18524779

Can an MFA shill give me the advantage over NYMT or EFC? It seems like they mainly deal with RMBSs, wouldn't someone more towards CMBSs like WalMart or stand-alone grocery stores be a better buy?

>> No.18524781

>>18524763
What platform are you using ?

>> No.18524785

>>18524754
We're already past the recovery and are shooting into ath territory

>> No.18524786

>>18524760
After hours are still fighting and flatlining for now. Expect more good news premarket Monday when congress announces 2k bucks for everyone.

>> No.18524787

>jerking over a crab market

the absolute state of Bullkeks and Bobotards

>> No.18524789
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18524789

THATS A WRAP
how did you guys do today?
I’m sitting at a -.98% loss today so not terrible, hopefully Monday will be better

>> No.18524790

>>18524567 #
I ended up buying 4 (four) (IV) shares of PUMP because of the name and because some anon was in here shilling it a week ago

>> No.18524795

>>18524769
I only got rid of AAL and DAL.

>> No.18524804

>>18524744
>Selina Wang
i'd fuck that cute whore

>> No.18524805

>>18524710

Where’s my AMC senpai?

>> No.18524806

Markets closed, lets see if TSLA does its magical backstage jumperoni again for no reason.

>> No.18524808

>>18524773
and a ping pong nip nong to you as well, chairman

>> No.18524807
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18524807

Anybody got the chart with comparison to 08 and 29?

>> No.18524811

>>18524789
2% gain baby

>> No.18524812

>>18524731
Yeah, I'm accumulating

>> No.18524814

>Boeing is mooning after hours

I'm fucking cooming.

>> No.18524816

I finally sold GME
My heart finally feels content
I lost money but if I held that over the weekend I think I might have killed myself

>> No.18524818

>>18524760
> Pumps instead

>> No.18524821

>>18524781
GET THE FUCK OUT

>> No.18524822
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>>18524789
90% loss

>> No.18524823

>>18524761
You'll see. It will be up 10% before you even get chance to enter back in.

>> No.18524828

>>18524789

Up 8.93%

>> No.18524829
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18524829

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.62%, good day, still lagging essypee a little. Purchased a little more oil for the weekend pop that WILL HAPPEN (maybe), hit one (1) smol scalp, no other moves today. VXX butterfree was kill but I'm okay with it cuz my SVXY did p good. Breadth n stuff looks bullish I guess, but I was really hoping this week would give us hard confirmation as to whether we're going up or down, and there is insufficient evidence either way right now in my opine. I'm still feeling pretty good!
This week we're going to the Romano's in Doral, Florida! Maybe it'll be warm there, we got a little snow here yesterday :o

>> No.18524832

>>18524781
wealthsimple, it's like canadian robinhood; and like all other canadian imitations of american products it's worse in every way

>> No.18524837

>>18524822
I don't believe you

>> No.18524838

It closed exactly where it did 2 days ago. This is getting stupid.

>> No.18524839

>>18524776
All SDOW has done is take my money.

>> No.18524842

>>18524795
>tfw bought DAL at $32
fuck me
I can atleast reposition in AAL

>> No.18524846
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18524846

Is this peak delusion?

>> No.18524850

>>18524776
same, I'm comfortable being broke knowing that I traded in good conscience and with sound logic

>> No.18524851

>>18524829
-1%, I held a lot of puts so better than I expected given what happened las night

>> No.18524852
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18524852

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

I DIDNT SELL MY REGENERON WHAT DO I DOOOOOO!????

>>18524776
Suicidal
Maybe UNlevered -1x smallcaps
>>18524773
Who?

>> No.18524854

>>18524822
Bullshit

>> No.18524860

>>18524837
Went from 19k to 1.1k thanks to doing retarded trades without any risk aversion

>> No.18524861

>>18524773
i'm strangely aroused and attracted her

>> No.18524862
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>>18524829
I'm up 2.12% with my leveraged index ETFs today. What a piece of shit market

>> No.18524863

>>18524829
Can confirm, florida is comfy. Where do you live that snows in April? Down .3%

>> No.18524865

>>18524829
Up 1.62% ($379). Got rid of my airline stocks today for a 40% gain each. Not bad.

>> No.18524864

>>18524829
what up dade bro

>> No.18524873
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18524873

>>18524773
>China

>> No.18524879
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18524879

>>18524829
Gigagreen today +5.3% greedy self

>> No.18524878
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>>18524795
I was 0.6% down on AAL

>> No.18524881

>>18524776
Anon... why?

>> No.18524880

>>18524839
Same but we are hitting peak euphoria levels here. This artificial market pumping can't keep going.

>> No.18524884

>>18524822
Were you a bear playing options like an idiot?

>> No.18524886
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>>18524829
A cool 7% thanks to that EOD pump on XOM

>> No.18524888

>>18524846
The news are sayig "the market likes honest news" as a cope for the bad economic data.

yes

>> No.18524892

>>18524850
>sound logic
I don't know why you would think that when the market is forward looking and all bad news ever has been priced in

>> No.18524895

>>18524789
+6.32% Today
-18.24% Past Week
-37.77% Past Month

>> No.18524896

>>18524852
>>18524861
Idk I saved that pic like a year ago and don't know who, just know she had Lane in her name. some porn roastie I think

>> No.18524903

>>18524789
up 33 percent then down 29%

fucking
kill
me

>> No.18524902

JCP people
why invest in that dead company?
Do you think it will be bought out? by who? why?

>> No.18524907

>>18524829
up 2.68%

based VFIAX

>> No.18524910

>>18524829
>le ding ding ding! XD
Faggot. Every fucking day.
Faggot.

>> No.18524914

>>18524864
Chad, where you at in Dade, comfy af here in aventura, Kayaking all day.

>> No.18524916

>>18524829
Sold BA at a +13% profit but the rest of my portfolio is down -10%
Currently sitting on $1300 cash, might reposition into AAL on monday or something buy my way into MSFT again.

>> No.18524920
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18524920

AH isn't moving for me. Thank god, I got stuff to do but after yesterday's disaster I couldn't do anything but be at my computer. Hope it isn't that bad today, or at least it is a dump rather than pump.

I hate the fact that my biggest gainer is JC Penny . What a fucking world we live in. I short and lose everything, I buy memes and win. Fuck this gay market.

>> No.18524921

>>18524888
Checked and kek'd. This is history in the making.

>> No.18524929
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18524929

KO to 50 monday. Cola cures corona.

>> No.18524932

>>18524902
In the short term, it is a cheap penny stock with a lot of volume that routinely pulls a +5-10% return.

>> No.18524933

>>18524884
Exactly, now I hold 240 1/5 puts over the weekend

>> No.18524938

>>18524902
retards doing it for the lulz

>> No.18524939
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18524939

>>18524829
Fuck robinhood I want off this platform

>> No.18524941

>>18524880
I agree, but that's how I felt a week ago. I've taken enough losses that when I'm finally right, I'll just be back to even. From a technical perspective, things should have pulled back by now.

>> No.18524946

>>18524862
I'm up 4.7% today from my all in on GPP, but already made 9% off BA this morning.

>> No.18524947

>>18524829
It's still snowing where I live (Chicago)
doesn't even make sense
my RH is up 2.91% and I got some new microscopy materials in the mail today :3

>> No.18524948

>>18524902
>Do you think it will be bought out?
yes
>by who?
us
>why?
memes

>> No.18524951

>>18524921
It really is.

FUCKING DOUBLE DIGIT PERCENTAGE GAINS ON COMPANIES

Holy shit. Congrats to everyoone making a profit but this is peak delusion now. Holy fuck this is is bad.

>> No.18524953

>>18524773
>No JCP

NGMI

>> No.18524958

>everything green
if I had more money I'd be a quadrillionare, that's how good at stocks I am

>> No.18524962

>>18524933
I attribute my reckless behavior to my childhood, I've learned about options which is nice, but at what cost, Jesus.

>> No.18524963

>>18524907
>VFIAX
Based, I'm a VTSAX man myself.

>> No.18524965
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18524965

>bought AMD at 56.09

Who's riding with me? AMD->MRNA->AMD-> swingset is profitable as fuck to me.

>> No.18524964

>>18524920
>or at least it is a dump rather than pump.
I hope so. Then I can easily get me some cheapies on Monday and sell when the market pumps up again.

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>>18524879
ratty ultragreed :OO
You see FUN gappy up this morning kekkies?

>> No.18524977

>>18524888
I love how these fucking retards on the TV keep talking about government “support” which is why the recovery is happening so fast. Shut the fuck up you idiots call it what it is. Government manipulation.

>> No.18524979
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>tfw daytrading using vangaurd
anyone else an autist like me?

>> No.18524981

>>18524710
WE PUMPIN BOYOS, WHERE MY BULLS AT

>> No.18524982

>Guys i give up, i tried to fight the Fed but Jerome is way too strong, and i just a weak neet, so today i cancel my BEAR membership, i am officially a BULL
>Green line only goes up, let's go bullbros

>> No.18524986

>>18524914
Yoooo, I wanna hit up some canals for peacocks soon so badly. Coral Gables

>> No.18524987
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18524987

Watching 'The China Hustle', very topical

>> No.18524990

>>18524962
what happened in your childhood...

>> No.18524991

>>18524963
good man

>> No.18524993

Do truckers have a drugs and guns?

>> No.18524994
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18524994

>>18524965
>bought AMD at 46
>sold when it hit 52
>started mooning into 56/57 the very next day
I could have been just a tiny bit richer.

>> No.18524995

>>18524939
learn to appreciate what you have, I would literally sacrifice my firstborn to satan for robinhood

t. canadian stuck with wealthsimple

>> No.18524996

You're gonna regret selling when Moon Monday comes.

>> No.18524997

>>18524941
Well I've been averaging down my SDOW position and it's only like 10% of my portfolio so it's just a hedge.

>> No.18524998

>>18524977
They had a guest who is a money manager and he said he's been getting into gold for a while now and used the term "rolling the printers" or something like that. Basically he was implying the fed is ruining everything for everyone in terms of inflation.

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>>18524829
I'm up over 300 dollars or 50% of my investment.

>> No.18525000

>>18524829
up 2.28% thanks to MA and V, lots of other lower equities I have like RTX, NEE, and KTOS doing well also. My airlines and CCL did alright, I suspect we've hit near the bottom for airlines and CCL should continue to rise unless more bad Corona news comes out

>> No.18525007

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/17/who-issues-warning-on-coronavirus-testing-theres-no-evidence-antibody-tests-show-immunity.html

>No evidence that antibody tests can show coronavirus immunity
No evidence that antibody tests can show coronavirus immunity
>No evidence that antibody tests can show coronavirus immunity
No evidence that antibody tests can show coronavirus immunity
>No evidence that antibody tests can show coronavirus immunity
No evidence that antibody tests can show coronavirus immunity
>No evidence that antibody tests can show coronavirus immunity
No evidence that antibody tests can show coronavirus immunity

>> No.18525008
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18525008

Hello fellow traders. Please buy stocks. See? Recovery. People buying stocks. You buy stocks. Please buy stocks. Please.

>> No.18525009

>>18524999
Congrats on the gains brother, now on to 100%

>> No.18525012

>>18524982
>doctor buys 7500 calls on a company then leaks the news that their drug cures covid
>skyrockets overnight
>next day company says hey guys, we just did one trial that wasn't randomized and people still died, this drug has a long time before we know what it does
>goes up 4%
Wooo

>> No.18525015

>>18525007
literally who?

>> No.18525016

>>18524987
Great show, although the ending is gay because all the American investors who fucked people over were like “we lost money too :(“

Also that movie will blackpill you on investing in Chinese stock

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18525017

Best platform for options trading in the UK?

>> No.18525022
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18525022

>tfw set a sell order for a healthy profit
>stock hits it for a nano second, fills and immediately goes back down as soon as market closes

>> No.18525024

>>18525007
>Chinese owned entity tries to fearmonger further to keep US stocks down

>> No.18525026

>>18524977
m word not allowed mate, otherwise they'll have to dissolve the SEC as an agency for doing even less than they usually do

>> No.18525027

Fellow Eurobros how can I buy options in American markets?

>> No.18525030

>>18525022
I always want that to happen but it never does

>> No.18525031
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>>18524994
Don't feel bad, I sold AMD at 47.8 after holding it from 42. I bought MRNA immediately after which proved to be a fantastic deal. 50% returns for fucking free.

>> No.18525033

>>18525017
>europoors

after taxes you won't have gains anyway why even bother?

>> No.18525034

>>18525000
I sold a bunch of KTOS to buy a bunch of NET today. I like both companies but KTOS was up and NET was down.

>> No.18525035

>>18524993
Does the pope wear a goofy hat?

>> No.18525036
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>>18524710
https://youtu.be/NwNybYpI868?t=43

>Just promise me you'll never try to eat my cat

>> No.18525038

>>18525007
>trusting the Chinese Health Organization
>implying they aren't FUDing until a Chink company can develop a treatment

>> No.18525041

>>18524995
get on IB

>> No.18525043

>>18525007
P R I C E D I N
R
I
C
E
D

I
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>> No.18525044

>>18524997
I’ve been doing the same. Hopefully it pays off eventually. Lost quite a bit at this point so might as well see how it plays out.

>> No.18525047

>>18525031
Can I still ride the MRNA train?

>> No.18525051

What bullish shit has changed in the last 1h that sp500 surged another 1.5%?

>> No.18525055

>>18524829
Up 4.2% for the day, up .5% for the week. Thanks to Wednesdays dump I was able to scoop up some extra SYY, and today just said screen it and opened up into PAG. Divie accounts are growing week by week, and after 6 months I'm feeling better than ever... despite still being down 17%. Thanks for nothing Corona Chan!

>> No.18525057

>>18524789
+2.77%. Easy money when you’re not a retarded bear faggot

>> No.18525059

>>18524789
overall not too bad, my SPCE calls is the only position in red today

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18525061

>>18524776
i'm probs gunna ride it to the bottom

>> No.18525062

>>18525033
I don't pay capital gains tax in the UK registered in Mexico

>> No.18525064
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18525064

Rate my portfolio. My home board is /ck/, started trading in mid March, and I only buy or sell based on /smg/ memes

>> No.18525065
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>>18524807
HELLO LADIES !!!!

Anybody got the chart with comparison to 08 and 29?

I help other people here, could you please return the favor?

>> No.18525066

>>18525051
Goldman & Sachs needs to open up short positions. Please buy. See? Recovery.

>> No.18525067

>>18525041
I'm too poor for IB

>> No.18525072

>>18525012
All had severe symptoms, only 2 died and most (98+% recovered in less than a week).

The 2 that died probably had a cocktail of illnesses and were probably gonna die soon anyway.

It is bullish, anon. We're going to the moon on Monday.

>> No.18525077

>>18525051
Capital punishment was announced for all bears ITT.

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>>18524967
No I forgot that it existed

>> No.18525081

>>18524773
she looks like she stars in beast porn

>> No.18525082

>>18525065
most definitely a man

>> No.18525085

>>18525051
Nothing. Robots doing their thing following lines. It's stupid to even think anyone can deviate from what they think should be the line.

>> No.18525086

>>18525034
that's fair but I'm scared that NET inversing SPY is actually real and I think next week starts another bull run. For long term hodling what's actually better in your opinion? Wish Okta was cheaper I'd buy them in an instant

>> No.18525088

>>18525051
have you considered that the efficient market hypothesis is bullshit, that actually nothing has changed, and the market is driven by hype right now?

>> No.18525090

>>18525064
Too diverse. Pick 3.

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>>18525065
>3d

>> No.18525095

>>18525065
i'd fuck you raw

>> No.18525099

They add more money to this stimulus package I’m moving out of this clown country. There is no future here.

>> No.18525100

>>18525088
all of these considerations have been priced in under Julius Caesar's rule in ancient Rome

>> No.18525101

>>18525065
Would share if I had it brother

>> No.18525106

I'm doubling down on SPXS next week. Holy fuck this bull trap is next level.

>> No.18525107

>>18525065
THAT'S
A
MAN

>> No.18525108

>>18525008
I see

>>18525082
it's one of the local /biz/ trannies

>> No.18525113
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>tfw have both inverse ETFs and correlative ETFs to the major indexes.
>my losses are so severe on the inverse ETFs that now the percentage point per share price is starting to become much less of a cost than what I get when the regular ETF pumps

>I lose to gain now

Peak clown market. Apparently I unwittingly set up a parabolic loss-gain where if it goes too far I start making money kek.

>> No.18525114

>>18525099
yeah, looks like the future might be getting set in stone. we NEED a drop.

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>>18525064
sell the SQQQ if you are in it for a long haul. The current price is reversing to the mean now unless a flash crash happens which I doubt

>> No.18525123

>>18525094
wow that's a really high quality yume nikki vomit, i wish it was all the megucas instead

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>>18525086
NET has better cashflow and could be a profit printing machine once they move past the "spend every cent we touch on advertising" phase of growth. KTOS represents the future of the air defense sector, specifically the Loyal Wingman program. They'll probably get bought out by LMT or RTX or someone, but right now their margins are meh.

>> No.18525126

>>18524829
based retard poster

>> No.18525129
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18525129

I couldn't buy the dip yesterday like I wanted because I had to wait for my fucking money to settle. I hate being on the naughty boy list

>> No.18525131

>>18525099
i'm already moving out regardless, the future was set in stone the exact moment that JFK got shot.

>> No.18525132

>>18525113
>tfw average price of SPXS at $12.80

Sucks because it's down $2 but even with the current decay, we can see potentially $16-$18 again.

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IS THIS SHIT EVER GOING BACK DOWN

I have $24k to invest in myself and my wife’s roth IRAs should I just pull the trigger now?

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>>18525113
Nice.

>> No.18525137

>>18524846
yeah, but you have to ride the false short term sentiment

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went all in last week

made so much money!! fucking lovin the markets

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>>18525082
>>18525107
>>18525065
No it's not, there's a full set, keep your fantasies to yourself

>>18525095
No you wouldn't faggot, I'd break your fucking neck.

>>18525101
Thanks bud.

>> No.18525150

>>18525072
Just like how hydroxychloroquine cures covid right, all 700000 people who took it in the trial were instantly cured. That isn't how medicine works dingus

>> No.18525151

>>18524747
False all the good anime that was going to air got delayed

>> No.18525152
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>>18524710
>Asked my friend's girlfriend and my now ex what they did during college in europe
>Goes on to brag about drinking every weekend, going to different parties and meeting boys while feeling "free"

>Asked a korean girl I met and her friend what they did during college in south korea
>Her friend starts talking about how she sat inside trying to study, hearing her friends having fun in the summer warmth right outside her window while she listened to lofi (relaxing) music, they then came running in and asked her to join them for some food on the lawn before they went back to studying

At that moment, I changed... and realized that most white girls are fucked

>> No.18525154

>>18525114
Im not even worried about the market I’m worried about inflation down the road. Problem is if the market goes down at all they will for sure throw more money out to try and save the day.

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>>18524846
The 5G towers are causing the delusions

>> No.18525160

>>18525008
such fucking clown price action

>> No.18525161

>>18525072
>same drug has been in testing in europe for months with no result
>Banboozeled trials with no control groups
>leaked video of doctor conveniently talking about how effective the drug is

>market: corona is over, bull forever

>> No.18525162

>>18525088
Why does the hype drops off since opening and then suddenly surges few minutes prior close? Must be some real crazy hidden hype we got here.

>> No.18525163

>>18524990
Shitty parenting (beating, abuse), sick mother that died in late teens (3 times cancer), sick grandparents, bullied several times, in and out of therapists... Luckily I'm strong, physically and mentally and I'm gifted, so I'm not a crack smoking gigolo

>> No.18525165

>>18524789
I filtered a new tripfag today. it was pretty great. goodbye

>> No.18525167

>>18525081
She does do porn but I have no idea who she is, just remember saving is some thread. any coomers know?

>> No.18525169

>>18525047
Possible but I'm not risking it. Frankly I think their earnings will be dogshit.

>> No.18525170

>>18525152

can you leave your fucking stupid blogs out of the /smg/ you jackass

>> No.18525171

>>18525134
time to invest in blue chips brother. Put some small portion of that cash to meme options like MRNA, and TSLA for easy gains

>> No.18525175

>>18525154
i just want retirement vehicles. it's all going to hell. we're going to pay for everything and get nothing. i love it.

>> No.18525179

>>18525134
Nigger, you can only contribute 6k per fund per year, and i think you missed the window on 2019 already

>> No.18525182

>>18525017
Don't options trade, you'll lose money. Get an ISA with freetrade and buy shares in Fever-Tree, Greggs, and Unilever. In 5 years time you'll have 100k sitting in your account.

>> No.18525186

>>18525125
shit I should put some money into NET then.
>that market cap
holy fucking shit they already print money

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Will airlines finally start going up next week? I'm getting impatient.

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>>18525160
No, fellow trader. This is normal index movement. Please buy in. Stocks go up and down, right? See? See? Up. Down. Please buy.

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>>18525134
>he missed the bottom

>> No.18525203

>>18525134
Oil/gas stocks on the Toronto stock exchange are still depressed and have been going sideways because of oil prices. Consider American oil stocks if you want to buy and hold.

>> No.18525212

>>18525179
We each have an account and the window closes on July 15 with the tax filing extension

>> No.18525216

what stonk for food investments
>syy
>usfd
>chef

>> No.18525218

>>18524804
I think Yvonne Man is more attractive, but what do I know.

>> No.18525221

>>18525197
The volume seems really bullish to me. Seems like a lot of people are buying. I will buy a few stocks in monday. Okay?

>> No.18525224

>>18525131
Literally the only democrat I'd ever have voted for. Wasn't he the first (and up until Trump) the only president to ever challenge the federal reserve?

>> No.18525226

>>18525199
I’m well aware

>> No.18525234

>>18525212
Oh shit forgot tax season was extended. I'd hold cash till June then

>> No.18525236

>>18525216
kys
It mooned 20% today because of all the bobos getting fucked

>> No.18525237

>>18524776
>>18524850
I'm in good company. Gentlemen, it's been an honor.

>> No.18525240

What do you guys think of Hydrogen as a fuel cell combustibile?

>> No.18525246

>>18524773
nio is a meme

>> No.18525261

>>18525237
SQQQ soldiers... mad respect bobros

>> No.18525262

>>18525224
Lmao how old are you LARPER?

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>>18525237
i doubled my qid and dxd. with you senpai.

>> No.18525265

>>18525240
meme

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>>18525065
Closest I could find, hope it's of some help

>> No.18525267

>>18525236
prob going down since restaurants still are fucked

>> No.18525273

>>18525224
not sure but he challenged the Fed and US Intel, ended with a bullet in his head.

>> No.18525280

>>18525240
it's definitely combustible stuff

>> No.18525282
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>good morning anon

>> No.18525285

>>18524789
+3%

>> No.18525287

>>18525160
>such fucking clown price action
You think that's funny? Look at Shopify's chart.

>> No.18525291

>>18525282
That's a man

>> No.18525312

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/j-c-penney-gets-financing-191146408.html?soc_src=community&soc_trk=ma

>JCP finds funding to avoid bankruptcy
Priced in?

>> No.18525313

>>18525282
Lmao her selling out bernie was bretty funny

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>>18524829
Green day and a nice 2% week thanks to this BASED gay jew nerd!!

And that face... growing up mustve been for little nerdy Evan.

>> No.18525325

fuck...anyone else holding onto cash? i just dont know how to invest

>> No.18525326

>>18525170
seething roastie: detected

>> No.18525327

>>18525282
Why are you still here?

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>>18525266
Thanks very much for the attempt mate, there's an up to date one and/or a website that makes it that one anon keeps posting
>>18525065

>> No.18525336

>>18525134
Find the most stable dividend stocks you can, put some of that into it, and by all means, hide the rest. In the event of a divorce, you better believe you'd be getting liquidated like a shitcoin gambler. Parents, brother, safety deposit box, anything you can

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We did it, America! We've defeated the invisible enemy! Gilead's cured the coronavirus with remdesivir, and America will be back open for business any day now. On top of that, Boeing, perhaps the greatest American company ever in my estimation, is looking stronger than ever. Everything's going our way. Stocks are looking very good right now. Millions of 401ks are testament to that.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/dow-futures-soar-800-points-as-investors-pin-hope-on-gilead-coronavirus-treatment-and-us-reopening-2020-04-16?mod=mw_latestnews

>> No.18525342

>>18525325
50% cash, it hurts. Every day I struggle. Buy? Wait? Leg down coming up? Are we only going up from here? What the hell is going on?

>> No.18525360

>>18525325
Yes. Unless you bought March 23rd you're just gambing now holding onto equities kek

>> No.18525361

>>18525325
You could have literally dumped it into any big business yesterday and saw a decent return today

>> No.18525363

>>18525342
we'll see around 2950. that's the next high to break.

>> No.18525364

>>18525342
follow the trend and buy tech. ez$

>> No.18525365

>>18525282
I’d be perfectly happy and would reach under that shirt to start every day with a smile

>> No.18525366

>>18525325
if you're looking to invest then read some books related to finance/economics. just buy some stocks with fundementals and sheets you'll be good.

trading? learn some basic TA and gamble what the algo bots are doing

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>he sold during last month's dip
lmao @ ur lyf

>> No.18525380

>>18525333
wew

>> No.18525384

>>18525361
nice hindsight

>> No.18525386

>>18525342
>>18525325
OIL and oil companies will move bigly in the next few months.

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>>18524902
In the clown market, bankruptcy means MOON!

>> No.18525395

>>18525384
But I dumped everything into a bunch of big businesses yesterday and got a decent return today

>> No.18525397

>GME up after-hours
>panic sold at a loss earlier during the pump
buy high sell low. god fucking damn it

>> No.18525398

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

>> No.18525402

>>18525064
Unironically restructure your portfolio and go all in on RTX, NET, and BAM.

>> No.18525406

>>18525380
stop cooming over chinks

>> No.18525412

>>18525333
It’s made by a biz anon, feel free to find it yourself. He doesn’t update every day but when he does you can search the catalog or the archives. He calls it comparing crises.

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>holding a shit ton of puts for cannibis stock
I'm about to btfo stoners or get btfo by them

>> No.18525417

I saved my account by doing the all-in on AAPL puts yesterday. I'm going to make it after all.

>> No.18525419

>>18524776
You could've just given all you money to an ethot, at least that way you'd have some material to dump to all your bros on /s/

>> No.18525424

>>18525395
happy for you anon

>> No.18525427

>>18525365
same bro
im so fucking lonely

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>>18524994
Bro, you did exactly what you should have done. You bought low, and sold at the top! Congrats!

>> No.18525436

>>18525325
100% cash here. 30% was cute, but im waiting for the big drop in the fall/next winter when the market starts pricing in a depression

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>>18525417
Baggie! how are you doing fren.

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Anons I need help. I'm trying to get a bead on KO's earnings next week and I'm trying to figure out the amount of syrup they sell restaurants vs. what gets bottled for retail. I'm wondering if the increased store purchasing offsets the losses they'll see from restaurants being shut down.

>> No.18525443

>>18525395
Yes, but that was luck. You might as well have flipped a coin to decide what direction the market would move today. It's easy to say what to do in hindsight, now that the day is over.

>> No.18525455

>>18525412
Ah I didn't know the name, thanks man I'll check that out!

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>>18525431
Thank you. I feel pretty good now thanks to how based your post was.

>> No.18525459

>>18525366
>>18525380
>>18525384
>>18525391
>>18525398
>>18525402
>>18525406
>>18525417
>>18525419
>>18525424
>>18525427
>>18525431
LOOK AT ALL THIS FUCKING GREEN HOLY SHIT BROS

>> No.18525466

also I know its early and I don't know if anyone who isn't lazy is around and I'm about to leave for my wagie job so
>>18525432
>>18525432
>>18525432
>>18525432
>>18525432
new bread

>> No.18525476

What exactly does an order imbalance signify?

>> No.18525481

>>18525466
we'll make a new thread without you faggot
reported, dumb fucking tripfag

>> No.18525494

>>18525466
>50 posts early

>> No.18525495

>>18525125
AVAV makes soldier scale drones

>> No.18525498

>>18525325
100% cash since mid-february and still waiting to pull the trigger. Damn it.

>> No.18525503

>>18525466
someone else make a different thread please

>> No.18525505

>>18525443
No, I had a gut feeling :)

>> No.18525516

>>18524773
>NIO
yes.
>TCEHY, BABA, CXDC
doubt.jpg

>> No.18525518

>>18525466
why did you make a new thread dumb faggot bitch

>> No.18525537

>>18525147
what is that picture from?

>> No.18525539
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>>18525122
>Even lower than where it started
This is disgusting.

>> No.18525541

>>18525134
Kids are going to be living in the streets before the feds let the market fall any further.

>> No.18525551

>>18525505
Yeah that counts as research and analysis.
>wasn't luck. It was instinct.
Luckily your instinct was correct. It was luck bitch

>> No.18525555

>>18524789
+1.05%
I'm pulling the hell out at a steady pace now because I would rather live with the knowledge that I missed out for being smart than the guilt that I lost everything for being retarded.

>> No.18525559

>>18525466
Fuck off, retard.

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>>18525438
>when that new tripfag tries to force a friendship with that old tripfag

>> No.18525568

>>18525551
"""luck""" is a part of skill :)

>> No.18525574

Actual new thread
>>18525566
>>18525566
>>18525566
>>18525566
>>18525566
>>18525566

>> No.18525576

>>18525391
>>18525391
You don’t know what the different chapters of bankruptcy mean... or what securing funding means do you?

Quints fags are really this lazy?

Just call it a clown market and not try to figure out what causes events to unfold? Next I guess you’ll say brrrr and Jerome...

>> No.18525582

Going hitchiking hopefully they have drugs

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>>18525574

>> No.18525610

>>18525574
Stop making new threads before we've even hit the bump limit.

>> No.18525631

>>18525568
You have no skill, you're just doing what you're gut tells you to do without any actual analysis. Claiming you understand what's happening in the market only makes you more retarded, be happy you bet on green, but don't pretend you knew what you were doing

>> No.18525638

I'm taking a small risk on SDOW.
I agree the sell-off was overdone but this rally is a bit ridiculous considering earnings haven't even come out yet.

>> No.18525659

>>18525576
Stocks don't stop trading just because of bankruptcy (unless your a Robinhood peasant or something). You can still trade Dean Foods stock, for example.

>> No.18525672

>>18525638
Anyone who doesn't think the market is going down when earnings come out deserves to lose all their money

>> No.18525679

>>18525610
I thought the lack of crashes would improve the threads, but it's been getting worse. The fuck.

>> No.18525685

>>18525672
Why would it, missed earnings have been priced in

>> No.18525722

>>18525685
>priced in meme

>> No.18525725

>>18525685
All possible outcomes have been simultaneously priced in. Any new development have already been priced in. This means that any change in the market index prices are purely random.

>> No.18525731

why don't more bad things happen to xinnie the poo? i want him and his family to suffer. i live in america though so idk how to make that happen, so im eating a chicken parm sub instead.

>> No.18525732

>>18524789
+3.81% today sir
mostly from CCJ and AMC

>> No.18525758

>>18525672
Schlumberger cut dividends and had a low q1 and went up 8%

>> No.18525803

do you guys even use any sort of high probability setups, or do you all just flip a coin and go all in?

>> No.18525806

>>18525758
>This will happen for every business, even when q1 earnings are lower than expected even after adjustments were made to predictions

>> No.18525810

>>18524710
>Live Bloomberg Stream:

What did he mean by this?

>> No.18525816

>>18525731
seems rude
I wish I had a Chicken Parm sub right now...

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>>18525803
I do but I have a habit of winging it and disregarding my thoroughly tested and proven effective stuff cause I just have to knife catch sometimes. After losing pretty big on oil longs TWICE in the last six weeks, I think it's time to learn the lesson oil is trying to teach me.

>> No.18525856

>>18525631
Just cry clown market and jerome some more :)

>> No.18525864

>>18525816
>rude
nah, xinnie and his family deserve to be viciously raped and tortured while being kept alive as long as possible. one day of torture for each person who has been infected with coronavirus in the world, seems fair since it's his fault we're in this mess.

it's from my really good local house of pizza too, with fried lightly breaded chicken. delicious.

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Kinda new to this whole thing but the market seems to have made a lot of sense so far. Stocks go up when a lot of people buy them, and since they all tanked in march people are gobbling them up no? I just watch the news feeds of what I'm invested in to see if they're doing good or bad and it all makes perfect sense to me.

>> No.18525926

>>18525806
So what you're saying is that its priced in?

>> No.18525931

>>18525851
>Long
>6 weeks

>> No.18525932

>>18525851
the key is finding an amount that you're willing to sell half your position and move your stop loss up to break even. then even if you get stopped out immediately you still come out with a small profit. once you learn this trick it just becomes a matter of finding really good entries so that there is a 90%+ chance of hitting that initial target. if you hold overnight this probably doesn't apply to you and you're likely to get dunked on by gapping lmao

>> No.18525940

>>18525803
Nope all gambling. We’re all bacteria in the world of stocks anyway, fodder for the algos

>> No.18525957

>>18525931
I mean long in the sense of betting on price to go up. Not long hodl.

>> No.18525962

>>18525898
So what happens next?

>> No.18525976

>>18524994
never regret taking a decent profit. waiting for crazy moon shots is a good way to lose your gains.

>> No.18525983

>>18525898
during normal times it's like an auction, if there are more buyers than sellers the price gets bid up, and vice versa for bidding it down. currently though we have to deal with the FED fucking shit up with QE infinity, so no it doesn't really make sense logically.

this is kind of an extreme time right now and the market is more or less completely detached from reality. be careful. i suggest people don't hold overnight and stick to day trading in this environment, but no one listens.

>> No.18526009

>>18525898
People are literally only buying since the feds are pumping money into the system. They cant keep it up forever and its going to crash eventually unless we get some good coronavirus treatment

>> No.18526012

>>18525962
whatever company reports its earnings next will be volatile for a bit and then go back to whatever it was doing before I assume.

>>18525983
I feel ya. it seems like stocks change more within a day than a week right now

>> No.18526018

>>18525940
honestly if you're so worried about the algos (who don't give a fuck about you and your 100 shares or whatever), try learning stop loss trap setups. learn to spot where a lot of people would put their stop loss and you enter the trade there with your own stop, but a stop to enter the trade. the basket of stops getting proc'd if it stops you in should give you some nice quick profits.

>> No.18526040

>>18526009
hey that's probably true, but I think a good deal of the volume is people like myself too who got robinhood and partitioned a bit of their paycheck into it while stocks are cheap

>> No.18526057

>>18526012
if you want to go long term you'd be looking for when we bottom out and begin the next decade long bull run. just look at a 1 year daily chart of the SPY and you should notice the difference in volatility between now and back then immediately.

>> No.18526089

>>18526057
absolutely, even compared to march when I started these have been chaotic days. waiting for the bottom, but I grabbed what I could on march 23rd and that other really low day so I'm chillin

>> No.18526104

>>18526057
>looking for when we bottom out
isn't that what everyone is looking for here

>> No.18526141

>>18526104
uhhh... okay to put it another way, wait until coronavirus is over, in whatever form that takes. this whole mess is more or less due to that, and thus "true" recovery can't begin until we're over the hump. that's "the bottom" more or less, in my opinion at least. until then it's gonna be a clown world.

>> No.18526188

>>18526141
Bottoms happen when there is no hope for the future. Exactly what happened on the 23rd. Everyone thought it was over the virus was gonna fuck us until august.

>> No.18526216

>>18526188
Is it not gonna fuck us till august?

>> No.18526277

>>18526216
oh, it will. but we will soon open up the country and go back to business as usual and pretend like it won't, until it does.

>> No.18526278

>>18526216
it is but we're ok with that now

>> No.18526297

>>18526188
true bottoms are unpredictable. what you need is confirmation that you're legitimately changing trends, both technically and fundamentally, ideally. most people get fucked hardcore with trying to pick bottoms, trying to catch a falling knife. no no, you wait until what i described happens and the technicals line up with an uptrend, THEN you get in. not at the bottom but near the bottom, that's all you want. you want to be fashionably late to the party, getting there early can be a nightmare.

>> No.18526360

>>18525265
why meme bro?

>> No.18527057

>>18525659
Yes. And that retard seems not to know that.