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>> No.18521674

Niggers

>> No.18521676

Jerking off to a chick in my WFH meeting, bros.

>> No.18521685
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18521685

pink wojacks on CNN soon

>> No.18521686

>>18521676
There's no HR in the jungle

>> No.18521701

Worried about TSLA. I've got 800 calls on them right now but they've only been below their open all day.

>> No.18521703

>>18521676
screenshot or she's not real. blur out her face if need be. please im so horny and need jerk off material.

>> No.18521704
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18521704

Thoughts on how fucking rich Im going to be?

>> No.18521705
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18521705

MILKIES GIRL


IF YOU'RE OUT THERE

GO ALL IN SPXL

>> No.18521707

>>18521676
based

>> No.18521710

>>18521685
damn they really stole a reddit meme

>> No.18521714

JCP BOARD DECLARES TAKEOVER OF ALL RETAILERS!!!

>> No.18521715
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>>18521656
Whomst might this man be and why did they post on biz?

>> No.18521723
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18521723

My balls produce cum every time I buy or sell stonks.

>> No.18521724

>>18521715
one of the weeb trannies got a good dose of HRT pills

>> No.18521726

>>18521656
post feets

>> No.18521727

Anyone else here just want to see some serious chimpout happen.

When is the fucking crash I wanna see riots and gunfights.

>> No.18521732
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>>18521665
you made money anon, go buy some new friends :)

>> No.18521733
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18521733

tiny tiddies. we need to supersize them.

>> No.18521734
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>>18521667
Holy based. I'm upping my offer to $1500 to be my gf.

>> No.18521740
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>>18521701
F

>> No.18521743

>>18521701
You're telling me it's doesn't go up up and away?!

Imagine my shock!

>> No.18521748
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18521748

what stocks to hold if I want to long anime titties?

>> No.18521752

>>18521732
c u t e

>> No.18521754
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>>18521734
but you haven't even inspected her brapper...

>> No.18521756

NIO

>> No.18521758

>>18521714
What does that even mean?

>> No.18521761
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18521761

>RECORD UNEMPLOYMENT
>LARGEST DEBT CRISIS
>BONDS NEARLY WORTHLESS
>BUSINESSES GOING BANKRUPT
STOCK
ONLY
GO
UP

>> No.18521762

>>18521733
based titty poster


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18521764
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18521764

So all memes aside if these states end lockdown early we know that the rates will spike again right or am I just retarded?
>inb4 this is bullish

>> No.18521766
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>>18521701
LMAO
how much time before they expire, anon?

>> No.18521774

Nobody actually told me what to buy in the last thread. I have 25k.

>> No.18521776

>>18521761
AMC and GME were already going bankrupt, corona just accelerated it

>> No.18521780

>>18521761
no one is buying these prices. No one.

We're just seeing gap ups and gap downs with almost pure crab walking all day.

>> No.18521787
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>>18521754
I'm sure it's good enough.

>> No.18521794

>>18521766
3/10

>> No.18521797

iron condors are a meme, you better leg into it individually rather than as a full iron condor. learned my lesson today.

>> No.18521796

>>18521766
>fishing tackle stuck in face
>tattoos
discarded

>> No.18521799

>>18521732
Based, this roastie def got btfo. Mid december 2017 was right near the top for altcoins

>> No.18521800

>>18521774
Learn it yourself faggot. You're gonna lose all your money buying people's bags.

>> No.18521803

>>18521758
/smg/ gonna be rich! Get in now, poorfags!

>> No.18521804
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18521804

>tfw lost 20% of the entire equity today on x20 leveraged longs

how to mentally deal with it without killing myself?

>> No.18521805
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>>18521774
PUT IT ALL IN GOLD AND GUNS

>> No.18521806

>>18521796
don't forget the painted on freckles

that's the latest hoe trend

>> No.18521815

>>18521774
Literally buy these.

>>18521704

Youll be rich, bitch.

>> No.18521816

>>18521715
>>18521724

A polish cam whore who got banned for posting tits lol

That girl was crazy.................

>> No.18521818

>we're well past peak panic
>Q1 and Q2 losses already priced in
>Fed and gov successfully preventing a financial crisis
The bull market is back baby! Up up up!

>> No.18521819
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18521819

>>18521787
h o t t

>> No.18521821

buy FCEL it's gonna moon ;)

>> No.18521827

>>18521776
>accelerated bankruptcy
>UP 100%!
>UP 200%!
>UP 500%!

>> No.18521828

Trump fucking losing it on Twitter right now is not bullish actually. Might gtfo.

>> No.18521832

>>18521704
Options on 3x leverage
Yikes honey

>> No.18521837
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>>18521799
lots of grils used to browse here back when crypto=free money. after the crash in Jan of 2018 they probably lost a shit ton of money and left lmao

>> No.18521838

>>18521761
bonds being worthless means people are scared shitless, enough to buy some 10y bond with .6 yield. Hell look at Germany selling negative yields and people are still buying.

Buckle up Jimmy.

>> No.18521839

>>18521774
Visa and Mastercard are still good buys right now.

>> No.18521840
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>>18521764
>the rates will spike again
not for a while, i think.

>>18521787
if the brapper isn't at least the size of a small yacht, it's not worth $1500

>> No.18521846

We're already past the point where I should have sold my TRNX, aren't we?

>> No.18521848

>>18521840
brehs

>> No.18521849

HOW TO INVEST IN TRUCKERS QUICK?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1250968694773211141

>> No.18521850

>>18521837
women are so fucking annoying. I wish men weren't becoming such simps and encouraging their behavior.

>> No.18521855

>>18521806
yo I'm really fucking tired of that combined with the orange filter with girl's pics on tinder. always the 18-19 year olds

>> No.18521857

>>18521821

no one is buying fcel

it was fun for speculators before the crash but now the only volume is market makers trading 1 cent spreads

>> No.18521859

>>18521840
uh, that's a man.

>> No.18521868

>>18521827
speculative investment causes these fluctuations
look at JCP too. these skeleton companies are going to keep tanking over some weeks until someone buys them or they just dissolve. GME is down 6.5% today.

>> No.18521870

>>18521838
>Buy a bond, lose 4%
>Buy a stock, lose 80%
Makes sense.

>> No.18521876

>>18521818
I don't even know if this counts as shitposting anymore when it's hard to separate the people that actually believe this from the trolls.

>> No.18521877
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18521877

who COOOMED here

>> No.18521881

>>18521837
French grills.

>> No.18521887

>>18521774
Alibaba. Literally the next Amazon

>> No.18521889

>>18521799
oh btw she did get btfo, made a goodbye posts kek

>> No.18521900

Should I sell some RTX to buy NET?

>> No.18521908

>>18521764
Testing in the US is not growing so nobody will notice for weeks. When positive to negative ratios in these states start getting scary then people will get scared shitless.

>> No.18521911

>>18521832
I'll report back with my gainz. Give me a few weeks.

>> No.18521913
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>>18521774
I'll tell you if you agree to be my gf

>> No.18521918

>>18521900

sell some RTX to sit in cash for monday

>> No.18521924

i sold some of my oil stocks for a profit
sorry oilbros, i had too many of that shit

>> No.18521927

RETAIL WORKERS ARE SEETHING ONLINE
LITERALLY BUTTMAD
Haha.

>> No.18521931
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>>18521889
titty posts are historically a bearish indicator

not even jerome can print enough money for this shit
imagine all the onlyfans millionaire retail investors entering the market right now

>> No.18521932

>>18521837
>>18521889
kek, funny how roasties buying in is the most reliable sell signal for any market

>> No.18521934

>>18521900
Do this >>18521918
Currently sitting on $1300 to spend om monday.

>> No.18521942
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>>18521839
i would wait on those personally. that said shit like VZ has done fuckall through this.

>> No.18521945

>>18521732
>>18521766
>>18521837
>she

>> No.18521947
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>>18521932
especially if they look like shit without makeup

>> No.18521953

>>18521927
post some salt man. also why are they seething?

>> No.18521955
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CNBC CALLING OUT AMERIFATS

>> No.18521957
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>NASDAQ futures vastly underperforming every other index

>> No.18521959

>>18521947
tbf most women do

>> No.18521960

>>18521927
I'm not saying they shouldn't have done something more productive and valuable with their lives, but they are getting collectively fucked. Some is warranted but yea retail needed a 60% haircut anyway

>> No.18521961

>>18521774
ATVI calls, I won't fucking tell you again

>> No.18521965

>>18521934
Cash sounds like the best option until Monday shakes out. Thanks anons.

>> No.18521968

What color TSLA are you going to buy?

>> No.18521971
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18521971

>USO still at yesterdays mid day price
NANI

>> No.18521974

J-POW DESERTED US TODAY

HE LEFT THE BATTLEFIELD AND LEFT US HERE TO DIE TORN APART BY BEARS

SHAME ON HIM

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>>18521947
that's pretty good without makeup.

>>18521965
unironically good choice, thot

>> No.18521988

>>18521876
A month ago I kept saying "It will get worse before it gets better". I legitimately think we've passed the worst of it. People are no longer panicking, infection rate is flat, and we're a month into our economy being shut down without any signs of serious financial crises that can't be fixed with relief packages.

>> No.18521989

WOMEN GTFO MY GENERAL

>> No.18521992
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18521992

What`s gonna happen on Monday???

>> No.18521996

WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING UP HERE, WHY AREN'T WE AT SPY 200 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18522006
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>>18521968
>buying a Tesla

for me, its an early 2000/1990s landcruiser

>> No.18522007

>>18521968
Black.

Once my $ comes raining down from this position

>>18521704

>> No.18522012

>>18521992
no one knows, but the friday eod volatility and weekends expose you to a lot of risk.

>> No.18522016
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>>18521989
they can stay as long as they post tits when they ask a question, anon. you know the rules.

>> No.18522017

>>18521996
Because stocks are undervalued currently.

>> No.18522018

>>18522007
u gon get fucked up

>> No.18522029

>>18521776
this
Q1 2020 has the highest number of CEO resign (+2000) even before corona hit the news

>> No.18522030

>>18521992
Friday last minute selloff will trigger algo into dumping frenzy. Monday will start red.

>> No.18522033
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>>18522016

>> No.18522036

>>18522016
BIG TITS YOUR SAFE

>> No.18522047

>>18522018
How do you see that happening?

>> No.18522048

>>18521870
>buy nothing
>lose nothing

>> No.18522049
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>>18521992
mondays usually are green in a well behaving market

we aren't in a well behaving market atm

>> No.18522053

>>18522007
you realize TSLA is going bankrupt right?

>> No.18522054

So what's the deal on LCI?
I see they meet with the FDA over some insulin thing?
Are they really going to moon up?

>> No.18522056

>>18522030
Lol no

>> No.18522060

Didn’t pay my rent so I could by more SOXL
wish me luck bros

>> No.18522064
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18522064

So main street isn't going to be bailed out LITERALLY just because Nancy Pelosi is on vacation. We are so fucked holy shit

>> No.18522068

>>18521953
>>18521960
see for yourselves
https://www.boredpanda.com/essential-workers-jokes/?cexp_id=27684&cexp_var=7&_f=featured

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18522072

>>18521656
Pls r8 my hand

>> No.18522074
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18522074

>people forgetting that the 2008 crash was handled primarily by algos for the two months to try to keep it afloat after the initial crash and the actual recession was called by liquidation and slow decline after

>> No.18522079

>>18522060

this isnt WSB nigger pay your rent

>> No.18522081

>>18522056
Shhh....

>> No.18522082

What are some cheapies that used to be a much higher price like ccl or chef?

>> No.18522086

>>18522074
>bear Cope

>> No.18522088

>>18522064
might end up that Trump goes full emperor as the memes had foretold and adjourns their asses.

>> No.18522089

>>18522029
They resigned in January the news was already big on Zerohedge by then, you can mock them all you want but I know hedge fund managers that read it. Not saying that was their source but people high up knew what was coming from the virus

>> No.18522090

i bought gild
its going down all day
kill me

>> No.18522093

>>18522072
holy memes you bought the memes good job anon

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>>18521656
How bullish is pic related?

>> No.18522099

Buy NIO right now please, so it can get to 4,5 dollars, which is my break even price and I finally can sell this POS company. Cmon guys, buy atleast one share, please.

>> No.18522101
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18522101

Uh guys....has anyone heard from Baggie today?

>> No.18522102

>>18522054
You've summoned him

>> No.18522105

>>18522090
Buy puts, its massively overvalued.

>> No.18522110

Who's buying GILD?
GILD could be good

>> No.18522116
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>>18522086
Is this bear cope?

https://splash247.com/liner-bankruptcy-potential-spreads-in-step-with-the-coronavirus/

>> No.18522117
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>Oil

>> No.18522119

My Amazon and Tesla calls are fucked, aren't they?

>> No.18522120

>>18522074
lmao have you heard of the 2010 flash crash?

>some guy starts doing nonstop spoofing orders on a huge scale
>algos think the market is going down and start a huge sell off for literally no reason
>crashes the market for like 7 minutes

>> No.18522123

>>18522101
he got to drunk last night, probably bought GILD and killed himself when he woke up

>> No.18522128

>>18522018
Answer the question you butthole

>> No.18522134

>>18521918
Why will RTX crash come Monday??

>> No.18522138
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18522138

We’re back baby! And with a $28 price target to boot. I’m getting Antshares vibes but unironically.

>> No.18522140

>>18522053
In that case Ill get a new Chevy truck.

>> No.18522141

>JCP up 5%

/smg/ what have you done

>> No.18522146

>>18522134
Everything will probs crash Monday, even newly split blue chip defense stocks.

>> No.18522147

>>18522093
NET and RTX are good memes
BA is is just something to hold during day

>> No.18522150

>>18522036
What do chestlets do

>> No.18522153

Tesla better go to the fucking moon next week. I desperately a good outcome.

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>>18522138
>to boot

>> No.18522163

>>18522150

sharpie in pooper

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>>18521850

>> No.18522168

>>18522141
Don’t you mean r*ddit?

>> No.18522174

If you haven’t been investing in EXAS, you’re missing out on free money.

>> No.18522177

>>18522082
GLOP

>> No.18522178

>>18522089
nobody expected it to be this bad, doesn't seem to justify 2000 ceo resign, unless there's a bigger underlaying problem than the virus

also will twitter give Zerohedge his account back after it turned out he was right about the Wuhan lab?

>> No.18522181

>>18521955
>Kentucky protests
What, mutts are protesting against closing down KFCs?

>> No.18522182

>>18522089
they knew a 12 year bull market with valuations at 1929 and 2000 valuations with macro factors unraveling in 2019H2 would end badly. Almost nobody knew it would be the virus, it could've been any catalyst.

YALL NEED TO STOP FOCUSING ON THE VIRUS AND LOOK AT THE REST.

>> No.18522185

>>18522153
Τhat shit buble meme company is going bankrupt during this crisis, and you know it. What matters is when.

>> No.18522186

Brutal EOD dump coming. Hope you guys are ready.

>> No.18522189
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>>18522154
kys nigger
buy tmdx btw

>> No.18522190

>>18522153
lol, TSLA pump is mature

>> No.18522200
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>>18522186

not before the short squeeze

>> No.18522207

>>18522141
Make sure to get out before those faggots dump on you.

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>>18522120
>comparing a brief glitch event in the indices to a global quarantine that has frozen most labor with a strong risk of defaults and foreclosures coupled with inadequate government intervention
>v-shaped recovery bro

>> No.18522211

>>18522174
Shill me on them. Why are they not going to crash with the market next week or why is it a good long term hold?

>> No.18522214

>>18522182
The virus is a huge factor. No time have we ever seen a 2 quarter long halt in the global economy. That happening on top of the near end of a bull run is really bad.

>> No.18522216

>>18522200
can u explain y there is a fucking short squeeze

>> No.18522227

>>18522119
Not necessarily, look how easily the algos buy up just to be in the trendlines. We could see another gap up just because the algos spotted a double golden cross in an uptrend megaphone or some shit.

>> No.18522231

>>18522186
Oh okay so all my stocks will +10% after hours

>> No.18522232

>>18522182
If your thesis is correct, what are you going to do? Just sit on cash until SPY hits 160?

>> No.18522248

>>18522216
Because everyone shorted the rally, duh.

>> No.18522253

>>18522006
WEW lad that’s a solid automobile

>> No.18522254

>>18522099
Cmon guys, I got 1k in this. I am down 30%/300 dollars. Please. Pump this stock.

>> No.18522255

>>18522211
They might crash short term, but it is absolutely a long term hold. Their huge thing is Cologuard which is a colon cancer screening thing, and every year the surgeon general is saying you need to get screened younger and younger. This stock is easily worth $100 right now, it’s only down because of the market

>> No.18522268

How do I short my life?

I mean, absolute rock bottom $0 getting delisted and filing for bankruptcy short. I'm looking to get rich quick.

>> No.18522275

just based on observation, does Jerome and meme pump taper off during afternoon?
I'm living by the hour with clownshit world

>> No.18522277

>>18522268
meth/heroin addiction

>> No.18522280

>>18521988
You... what. This isn't a one and done deal, anon. We'll recover, but it will take quarters, not two months. The negative economic data is going to be coming in for the next several months, and no, the stimulus was not meant to fight off a recession, it was meant to stop civil unrest. Major economic centers will remain closed, production will take time to ramp up under new guidelines that will limit GDP rebound until we have a vaccine, and people aren't going to be releasing any pent up demand until they pay past debts and have some assurances that the horizon is clearing with respect to the virus. There will be a large number of service sector jobs and small businesses that simply will not exist, and that loss of income has a chance to cascade into other markets.

It's not the end of the world by a long shot, but it's going to be a bumpy ride with much greater short-term downside risk than upside reward right now. Long positions bought near the bottoms are probably a-okay, but people getting into markets now might see some near-term pain if they don't take profits and intelligently minimize risk.

>>18522232
If you're not already long from well before the past several years, just play the upside/downside swings if you feel like gambling with a small part of your portfolio. Cash for the rest?

>> No.18522288

>>18522268
Calls on $GUN

>> No.18522292

>>18522268
go jerk off a trucker for 5 bucks, and then buy a rope at home depot. the instructions on how to tie it are online, anon

>> No.18522294
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18522294

This is how you make it.

>> No.18522295

What’s a good oil index with a lot of option activity?

>> No.18522298

>>18522268
Become a cuck?

>> No.18522300

>>18522268
I think it's called life insurance.

>> No.18522305

i lost 300$ in 1 month trying to swing trade KEK

when i get my next cheque at the 24th i'm gonna stop ''trading'' and read some investment books becouse this shit is rigged and full of algos and maybe i'm just a shit trader

>> No.18522311

>>18522006
I got the Lexus, LX, 4 and a half
bullet proof glass tints if I want some ass

>> No.18522317

>>18522305
>and maybe i'm just a shit trader

Aren!t we all here?

>> No.18522321
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18522321

>>18521656
RTX CHADS, CAN YOU SEE THAT COMING? $70 eod

>> No.18522322

>>18522268
Get a well paying job, ask for a paycheck up front, then don’t show up.

>> No.18522324
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18522324

Nice

>> No.18522330

>>18522268
Insider trading, not allowed, get 'im glowies

>> No.18522331

What do you guys think 10-year Treasury yields will look like at the end of the year?

>> No.18522334

>>18522305
Shit trader. I started with 300 a whole ago and am at 500

>> No.18522336

Will GUSH ever make it back up that high? Even just to 1k might be cool.

>> No.18522341

>>18522268
When you're truly willing to bet your life on the outcome, miracles can happen. In fact, those one in a million all or nothing chances are the only environments in which miracles can exist.

>> No.18522357

>>18522321
Beautiful isnt it??

>> No.18522358
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18522358

>>18522336
I'm an idiot and forgot my picture.

Anyway, would GUSH ever reach anywhere near these tops again?

>> No.18522362

>>18522334
which hole did u give up?

>> No.18522365

>>18522214
I don't disagree but it's madness how many people are parroting the "VIRUS OVER HABBENING CHANCELED" line. NO. We have to pay for 30 years of retarded speculation and borrowing debt from our collective future. And the longer the bulls, fed, treasury, congress continue to defy reality, the worse it will be. We need to purge the unproductive capital and put the new deal regulations back in place and enforce them. There's only a handful of anons actually looking at the facts like unemployment, default rates, valuations, and concluding there is no amount of gibs that can float a collectively unproductive and stalled economy. The debt spiral is going to be great depression level but it NEEDS to happen and I just want to get it over with so I can have children or whatever 3-4 years from now instead of in a decade.

>> No.18522366

>>18522358
no

>> No.18522367

>>18522331
0

>> No.18522378

>>18522366
digits checked.
Can you give a reason why?

>> No.18522381

>>18522321
I’m gonna COOOOM

>> No.18522383

>>18522358
Why do you insist on posting such shitty bait

>> No.18522390
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18522390

>tfw gave up early on FTSV and now getting btfo by selling MRNA at $35

>> No.18522392

>>18522365
So buy gold is what your saying?

>> No.18522393

Tell me /biz/ are we in a bull trap? Should I sell what I bought in mid march? Holy fuck I don't know anything anymore.

>> No.18522394

>>18522362
Whatever one my boss was filling. Working from home is so much better.

>> No.18522404

>>18522378
Volatility decay, fees and contango

>> No.18522409

>>18522378
Volatility decay

>> No.18522413

Wow! I never knew investing in the stock market could be so easy or fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npwAu6lDWGU

>> No.18522414

>>18522305
Proper fundamental analysis is much harder to do than technical analysis. But you're less likely to fail if you invest with flawed fundamentals than technicals.

tl;dr: git gud

>> No.18522418

>>18522404
Reverse splits???????????!

>> No.18522419

>tfw everyone was making fun of JCP chads but we’re up 16% in 2 days

>> No.18522423
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18522423

imagine the smell

>> No.18522424

advice for insurance a companies?

>> No.18522426

>>18522393
We've found the cure and business will go back to normal next week so there's nothing to worry about.

>> No.18522427

>>18522378
Dude, shut the fuck up, fucking idiot. Fuck off, you have no idea how any of this shit works????

https://www.investopedia.com/articles/financial-advisors/082515/why-leveraged-etfs-are-not-longterm-bet.asp

Read this entire fucking site before you get any more bright ideas.

>> No.18522432

>>18521955
nyc is effed......

>> No.18522434
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18522434

Long term gonna be looking good

>> No.18522437

>>18522418
That's not the reason.
They don't change market cap and your holding gets adjusted. You don't lose on r/s.

>> No.18522438

>>18522414
>than trade with technicals
But you get my point.

>> No.18522440
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18522440

TSX is mooning leaf bros

>> No.18522441
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18522441

>Russel 2000 is up 4% while everything else is barely around 2
Huge dump EOD?

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18522443

>>18522419

>> No.18522446

>>18522426
There’s no cure or vaccine, but you know this.

>> No.18522451

>>18521656
why so many green days

>> No.18522452
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18522452

How is the DOW AND the SQQQ Green, what the fuck

>> No.18522458

>>18522419
>JCP 16%
>GME over 100% in under two weeks
good luck bro

>> No.18522460

whats a good double digit stock with high volume for collecting premium?

>> No.18522462

>>18522452
Sqqq is nasdaq

>> No.18522466

>>18522321
Hard dip at EOD and Monday.

Just sold 150 shares of RTX to take refuge in cash

>> No.18522469

>>18522452
>SQQQ
is nasdaq mate not dow

>> No.18522474

>>18522446
Fuck off doomer, the pandemic is over and businesses are booming.

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18522476

>>18522452

>> No.18522477

>>18522452
sqqq is inverse on tech and they are all red

>> No.18522482

>>18522390
same
But i reached the conclusion that I'm better off with biotech shit in my portfolio

>> No.18522483
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18522483

what the fuck why is AMD and Nvidia down, I don't get it

>> No.18522484
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18522484

Goodbye sweet prince. News coming

>> No.18522490
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18522490

>that guy who dumped his raytheon bag

>> No.18522494

>>18522460
GPP, not double digits, but amazing yield.

>> No.18522499

>>18522483
they're waiting for me to get back in.

>> No.18522501

>>18522484
pls no i need to dump these stupid gme bags

>> No.18522505

>>18522365
But this is the begining of the roaring 20's.
You will have to wait for 2029 for the real crash

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18522509

>>18522452

>> No.18522511

>>18522501
if you need to dump them, consider dumping sooner. protect your money bro.

>> No.18522516

anyone buying Citi here? buy at 40 sell at 80?

>> No.18522521

>>18522474
Are you retarded? What business is booming?

>> No.18522523

Sold boeing at the right time again

>> No.18522524

>>18522501
gme will be fine you tard

>> No.18522525

>>18522483
They’ll go back up, they’re presenting. Insert your cock

>> No.18522531

>>18522484
>>18522501
GME will moon when they finally announce bankruptcy.

>> No.18522540

is it too late to go all in on MFA or did i miss the last low?

>> No.18522541

>>18522305
just stop loss your shit up and buy something that's worth hodl-ing, simple retard proof methodolgy imo. Not to say we shouldn't strive to get out of our brainlet state. Clown meme market rn so don't worry about 'investment'. Just live by the hour

>> No.18522542

>this tesla dump
i am financially ruined.

>> No.18522544

OHHHHH GODDDDDD WE'RE DOOOOMMMMPPPPPPINGGGGGG

>> No.18522547

>>18521774
But AMC it’s gonna noon after the virus is gone. Best believe they will be bailed out too.

>> No.18522551

>>18522511
>>18522524
>>18522531
guess ill just flip a coin then

>> No.18522553

>>18522516
no, it gapped up 8%, pass.

>> No.18522556

>look at HYG
>look at feds' repo operations
you know what this means

>> No.18522562

>>18522542
>1.5% is a dump
fucking faggot

>> No.18522563

>>18522551
i'd hold if you don't need it, desu. but protect your money.

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>>18521761
>BioAnal Sys

>> No.18522576

>>18522540
Perspective, my dude. It's still hovering around $1.80. No matter how you look at it, that's still really cheap.

>> No.18522577

>>18522474
Pretty sure its still going on anon, some businesses are still closed.

>> No.18522578

>>18522321
Remember, buying RTX is buying missiles blowing up chinese civilians for their disgusting cultural practices and neglect for basic biosafety precautions
Buy now to show your support!

>> No.18522580

>>18522521

the one business that matters, amazon

>> No.18522583

>>18522392
There's no reason it has to be quite that bad but if you're looking to hedge against long term risk you'll want to look for two things:

-Countercyclicals: This is SOP for recessions, buy companies who make consumer basics like non-luxury food or cleaning products. Demand for these things is inelastic, they'll survive through almost anything

-Domestic exposure: The global system is in danger of shattering, this doesn't mean no trade at all but it does mean fewer opportunities and compromised supply chains. Focus on companies who's inputs and customers are both inside each given country in which they operate. The US market will be the best one to be in since it's insulated, large, and wealthy.

>> No.18522586

>>18522556
It means its dead! :)

>> No.18522592

>>18522521
We're literally back to normalcy, if that isn't a sign of a booming economy then I don't know what is.

>> No.18522595

I can't sell a put I bought today because of PTD rule, but if I want to to lock in my gains, I can SELL a put for the same strike price on the same day, is that right? Newbie here.

>> No.18522597

>EVERYTHING'S GONNA DUMP EOD
>EVERYTHING'S GONNA DUMP MONDAY
Stop with the bullshit scare tactics, every monday it goes down 2% then goes up more than the previous weeks. I'M NOT SELLING

>> No.18522601

>>18522556
and which interpretation are you assuming we'll agree with you about: (1) that the underlying economy is fucked and the fed is trying to soften the blow but we're still going to a recession, or (2) you're a smoothbrain bulltard

>> No.18522604

>>18522597
>scare tactics
who the hell is he scaring? this isn't fucking digibyte

>> No.18522612

EOD pump or dump today?

>> No.18522615
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18522615

Anyone know a thing or two about options trading? Just sold 1 put option for SPY at 265, expiration on 5/1 thinking there's no way it goes down that much in only two weeks. How safe am I and do I need to take further action?

>> No.18522614

>>18522604
SCURRED

>> No.18522616

>doomp eet
>poomp eet
>crab eet
I just want to buy stonks

>> No.18522617

Shid. I dont think my shitty 5$ Faggy D on FRO is gonna print. Oh well I still believe in my August KO calls.

>> No.18522618
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18522618

>>18522294
FAGix
you found the right etf my dude

>> No.18522621

>>18522592
Please stop.

>> No.18522630

>>18522592
So how much are you down? lmao

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18522643

>>18522583
In other words, buy KO.

>> No.18522657

>>18522615
Worst case scenario you can hedge your losses by buying a put option

>> No.18522658

>tfw you can't kill yourself because religious so you're hitchhiking too hopefully die that way

>> No.18522663

>>18522597
>scare tactics
You mean seeings a cliff and warning people that there is a cliff?
>I'M NOT SELLING
Sounds like cope.

>> No.18522664

>>18522423
what is that?

>> No.18522679

>>18522658
Just hike in a national forest, people go missing all the time in those places.

>> No.18522684

>>18522630
>>18522621
You fags are so paranoid about everything. We found a cure, everyones going back to work and markets are almost at an all time high. Literally nothing to worry about.

>> No.18522687

>>18522658
fucksake mate, where are you? i'll come kill you so you stfu

>> No.18522688

>>18522489
>>18522489
>>18522489
new

>> No.18522690

>>18522146
>Dude, trust me

Please give a reasoning bro. I feel like RTX is safe compared to oil and others. War will happen again and RTX will build more and more sandpeople destroyers. It’s still at such a low price too

>> No.18522692

>>18521748
JPN

>> No.18522695

Its gonna be a big dumb ol dump EOD and the bagholders are gonna spend their weekend sweating

>> No.18522700

>>18522658
The intent is still there. Stop being degenerate.

>>18522684
Don't feed.

>> No.18522702

>>18522663
STAY POOR THEN LUUUL

>> No.18522703

>>18522688
Too early

>> No.18522704

Thoughts on trading on robinhood margin?

I would be buying
SPOT
ZTS
LULU

So it’s not a horrible idea

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>>18522684
we back to normal now

>> No.18522718
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18522718

oil

>> No.18522720
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18522720

>>18522618
>Why yes, I do invest in FAGIX. How did you know?

>> No.18522722

how is USO down half as much as wti oil

>> No.18522724

>>18522679
Missing 411 baby

>> No.18522737

>>18522597
>every monday it goes down
t. hasn't looked at a chart in over a month

>> No.18522742
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18522742

>tfw ZYNGA is slowly climbing back to break even

>> No.18522744

>>18522695

Lol how not to start a weekend 101

Fuck me, airlines are a long hold aren’t they?

We talking 4-5 years?

>> No.18522745

>>18522658
Join the military. War with Chyna is imminent. You can die for your country with honor like a real man.

>> No.18522751

>>18522724
David Paulides has legitimately scared the shit out of me.

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18522752

>>18522618
>>18522720

>> No.18522790

>>18522321
Based RTX.
Missiles go boom, stock goes to the moon

>> No.18522841

I just recently started trading, does every stock change 6% a day like this usually?

>> No.18522882

>>18522841
I don't think so.

>> No.18522888

>>18522841
No, volatility is relatively high right now. Look at the graph of the VIX.

>> No.18522899

So, any REFR shills want to give me some good news? Will this thing rise up at some point?

>> No.18522917

>>18522178
i mean we were having looming economic problems in july. then stonks only went up right til virus

>> No.18522978

>>18521849
Saia, old dominion

>> No.18523007

>>18522722
narrator: billy hadn't read about contango yet, but he would

>> No.18523195

>>18521837
name?