/biz/ - Business & Finance

cunny

Buy SQQQ

Weebs and gays are pedos

>everyone is a bear now

I want to fuck a bird.

Ding ding ding! When's the last time you smooched a gal you cared about?

>>18520682
I had nothing either, currenlty doing OMAD to get a summer bod. Can't eat till 4pm

>>18520705
this guy is hacking wtf

YOU TOLD ME GILD WILL MOON
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

i disregard women

Transfer all his funds to Monday Tesla calls.

>>18520722
not normal

why are 4chan such pedo h8rs

Buy ATVI calls

>>18520722

no, you want to fuck a girl, who vaguely resembles a bird

>>18520725
OMAD will fuck your glucose levels and metabolism. Quite literally a meme diet. Just have two smaller meals a day and drink the same amount of water. You'll thank me later.

CANADABROS RISE UPP
Thoughts on our oil industry? Any chance of anything surviving? What about pipelines?
Additionally, it looks like our mining sector is doing real good. Too good in fact, some hitting ATH. What's going on there?
What're you all holding? Plans for the near future?

why do Asians drink hot water?

>he didn't invest in oil

I don't respect women, bros

>>18520744
the dude you're replying to is probably a guy that collects and hangs up doll parts

Predictions on an SQQQ breakout in either direction?

If it keeps crabbing between 11 and 14 im not going to make any money.

mild sized dump inc btw

Prepare /smg/

AAPL or MSFT?

>>18520689
>oil goes down to record lows
>oil stonks up massively
WHAT THE FUCK ARE BOOMERS DOING

>>18520769
cash

I FELL FOR THE GILD MEME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18520637
What did you do, anon?

>>18520670
He'll fit in with all the homosexuals here.

I'm so gay, I keep buying energy stocks

>>18520768
me use big words me smart and doomfag well

I just bought 4k of NET, how bad am I fucked?

>>18520754
>he invested in oil

Accumulate REFR

Sex offender here
My family found out how shitty of a person I am so now I have to hitchike anywhere
Where should I go?
Honestly going to kms as soon as I can desu

>>18520730
>>18520705
>>18520706

>>18520768
Yikes Kantbot the psuedo intellectual fat retard

>>18520723
2011

>>18520769
what is this normalfag bullshit?

>>18520791
what did you do

What a boring day

>>18520791
kys at a big landmark like the grand canyon or yellowstone

> JCP up another 4% today

to da moon

done with quarantine stocks
thanks for the fun and monies /biz/

alright so we faded 50% of the gap up, now is the decision point: up or down from here?

>>18520774
hahaha money machine haha

>>>18520697

>2 years

End of year it'll be at 50. Production is slowed currently, and post covid travel will make demand crazy high.

>>18520757
>not collecting dolls
ngmi

>>18520762
.
I would have bought $5 calls but REFR so cheap might as well just buy shares instead of options at this point pretty much same thing under $3 a share

>>18520722
You're a pale imitation of true birdfuckers until you've fantasized about life bonding with a real one and making a nest of hatchlings with them every year.

>>18520752
>>18520783
Is what I've got right now. Note I am a poor fag, and new to investing. Adding 200 every 2 weeks to my account.

I WANT YOU TO SHORT EVERYTHING THAT KIKE HAS SOLD. I NEED CREDIT DEFAULT SWAPS ON GILEAD RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

>investing in oil
>investing in something so damn easy to pump out of the ground that we regularly oversupply it and have to artificially create demand and artificially manipulate prices

hmmmm

>>18520753
It's been boiled, essential knowledge when you pull your water out of the sewer.

>>18520788
>why yes, half of my portfolio is in oil stocks. How could you tell?

>>18520762
dude this whole day so far has been a giant crab, it could go either way

V shape recovery incoming
Prepare you anus!

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>>18520851
>up 5%
>crabbing

>>18520820
>rolling shutdowns for the next 12 months
>"opening" but nobody has jobs or money
>"opening" doesn't force people back into germ risk-on behavior
>companies everywhere cutting every penny they can
>implying WFH isn't the new permanent normal for desk jockies
>muh demand going to recover instantly hur

>>18520845
I bet you have gold and diamonds

>>18520857
no im not done buying the bottom I need a few more days

>>18520845
>demand for oil is artificial
>demand for soiboi i-gadets and funko-pops is natural
hmmmm

>>18520783

Using Wealthsimple is going to fuck you when you go to sell.

>>18520847
still confused

>>18520834
Mark, where are going?

>>18520848
>I just had a feeling that you were a fellow chad. Me? 70% of my portfolio is in airlines.

>>18520857
Societal unrest?

Smells like DOW 30k to me

havent been on /smg/ in a while. what tickers you guys looking at? im bored and ready to do some dd

>>18520828
I dont give af about shitty refr I was asking about SQQQ

Are going stocks going to correct over the weekend or what?
I can't stand it. I wanted to get in cheap but they just keep raising.

>>18520858
Honestly I think I'm hanging up my claws. I'm starting to understand that Fed intervention means price discovery, P/E ratios, and every other metric are meaningless in this new world. They're even talking about buying equities now. Line only go up.

REMINDER: Oil ETFs are not designed to track crude prices long term due to contango.

>Over 20 million unemployed
>Nobody can pay bills
>Businesses completely shut down
>Companies starting to go bankrupt
>Bonds are nearly worthless
>Oil has collapsed
Haha printer go brrrrr
Stonks only go uppies!

>>18520860
After hours mooning doesn't count when you're a degenerate day trader like him.

>>18520895
chad portfolio is

rtx
geo
tmdx
net
pfe
espo

and once we bottom out a little bit more sso

>>18520903
Never bet against Trump's America.

LK is going to halt for months before dumping to pennies. This was a bad gamble. It's like PNRL all over again.

>>18520884
In addition to it having been boiled and thus purified, they literally believe cold is bad for the body and hot is good, and you must maintain a balance

noob here currently on the MFA bus
my average cost is $1.62 and i've got one trailing stop less set to sell half at -5% and another set to sell half at -10%
am i doing it right?

>>18520919
I'll bet against him all I want, he is the clown that will take it all down

>>18520910
look at historical net asset value vs. USO market price. it's within a percent.

>he didn't all in on AMC

>>18520868
Exactly

So I'm gonna hitchhike tonight ...
I might get tortured

How horrible is this portfolio for a poorfag? No bully

>>18520926
>investing in winnie the poof

>>18520928
fuckin wild

>>18520945
>not going all in all the time
?

>>18520824
>playing with dolls

>>18520945
depending your cost basis honestly not that bad

>>18520884
Sewer water has bacteria. Bolling water kills bacteria. Asians, primarily the chinese have shit water, and some pull directly from the sewer. Thereby, if you don't want to have bad bacteria in your tum tum you make sure that it has been boiled.

>>18520933
>>18520919
It's not about Trump, it's about Jerome.

Ok now in all seriousness. I would have guessed that shit would burn right now but apparently the stock market is ok with people dying and being unemployed. I mean it is somewhat easy to ignore after all those hectic weeks, things became calm. Did we really hit the bottom like 2 weeks ago? Or is all that free money going to take its toll?

>>18520879
Why?

>>18520945
>buy's company named Tata Motors
>NGMI

>>18520959
damn I love being American

long VFIAX

>>18520938
literally how?
this is beyond clown market

>>18520868
Alright hear me out.
If it doesn't hit normal prices, I just hold until it does.
But it will.

>>18520879
why?

>>18520832
I like IPL for the long term, also PPL. I'm not so sure about SU but CNQ should probably do fine. I recall having second thoughts about CVE but I don't remember what that was about. Overall I think your portfolio is pretty solid bro.

>>18520915
Idk who's worse. Him or his brother

>>18520956
The wrong side lost WW2

>>18520888
Checked

>>18520931
MFA long term, they're located in NY so it's going to be some months before they reach 7$ again, I just bought my last stack today, we gonna make it fren

Swing trading that POS Intelsat has been quite profitable ever since it entered the $1 zone.
One of these days I'm going to sell a pump and it's going to keep pumping.

Probably kms if that happens but in the meantime I'll take 10-25% swings.

my wife's boomer dad already got his stimulus check, no sign of ours though. they can't keep getting away with it!

>>18520967
No one knows, no one can give you an answer.

>>18520990
you just now figured that out?

>>18520926
>investing in chink shit
you're lucky you get to keep your life.

>>18520824
That shit should be illegal

>>18520931
As a straight forward strategy that ain’t bad

LIBERATE

LIBERATE

LIBERATE

LIBERATE

>>18520956
Good lord that’s pure nightmare fuel

>>18520935
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/markets/081116/uso-good-way-invest-oil-uso.asp

You're welcome

>>18520791
fuck off loser. feel bad for your family desu. scummy

>>18520915
>GEO
too much debt, they're going to have to suspend divvies

>people can't make money because they're trading options
Just scalp it dumbos.

>>18521019
the guns? don't worry sweaty, they will be soon

is there any need for you lot to post so much at market open?

>>18520990
But if the Japs had won WW2 we wouldn't have had anime!

When you open /smg/ and see several people begging you to buy SQQQ you know the top isn't in yet.

>>18520945
TTM is shit, otherwise decent

>>18520979
that's valid logic and would still get you 200% returns over the duration. Ultimately it will, I just think the probability that it recovers to 50 in 9 months is the same as it recovering in 8 years on the long side

>>18521048
I think anime happened because so many masculine young men were removed from japan's gene pool

South East Asia would have only benefited from a Japanese empire.

>>18520945
>poorfag
>$10,000 USD
being in 5 figures makes you richer than 90% of /smg/, and honestly that portfolio is pretty based

why is atvi pumping>?

>>18521027

>>18521043
gib milkies

>>18520915
thanks will check them out. unironically my dad worked at raytheon years ago. already in GEO
check out DHT and EURN for a good 4-5 month play
>>18520926
glad i only put $300 in

What will my portfolio be worth in 1 month?

>>18520769
TQQQ

>>18521027
bullish as fuck

>>18520888
Mine is.
AAL, Delta, UAL and HA

Am I doing it wrong /biz/?

All my oil stocks are skyrocketing
Today was a good day
Historically speaking, oil stocks also like to go way up during after hours trading
Can’t wait to see what they actually stand at by the end of the day :)

>>18520935
>https://www.investopedia.com/articles/markets/081116/uso-good-way-invest-oil-uso.asp
> Over the long term, the negative roll yields add up, causing United States Oil Fund investors to experience losses. Therefore, investors planning to gain exposure to the oil market over the long term should avoid investments in the United States Oil Fund.

>market pumping on news of the next american civil war

legit bullish.

>>18520769
MSFT is less vulnerable to china.

>>18520797
blessed

>missed the MRO train
>should have bought yesterday when it was under $4
>it's now mooning
>nothing at all I can do about it
I just have to hope for some kind of huge end of day dip or something next week.
This is ridiculous. I can't get in.
I can't buy it at 4.25+
As soon as I buy it, it's going to crater.

>>18520967
They can only prop up this shitshow for so long, the inevitable is going to come our way eventually. It might not be this year, or the year after that, but it will happen. How perfect would it be if it were 100 years to the day of the 1929 crash

>>18521069
>3x leverage isn't enough for me, i want to leverage myself into a noose

>>18521069
0

My niggas.

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18521069
$2400

>>18521086
America needs a civil war to clean out the cruft and compete with China deus

>>18521098
>>18521069

>>18521081
Correct. That's why you invest in a dividend yielding oil refiner and distributor.

Imagine not going all in on SAVE for that EASY 3x your investment

>>18520791
if you're in Chicago you can come live with me, but I will sexually harass you

>>18521094
I NEED TO FOMO OMFG

Just wait faggot. This is a year long event. Chill

>>18520967
No one knows but you have two hundred years worth of crashes where every time someone said

"But this time its different!" And each time the media said the dead cat bounce was a V shaped recovery. You also have the past failures of countries that tried to fight off recessions with a constant stimulus. We also have the fact that recessions happen periodically every 10 years.

So you have all that evidence or you have the possibility that this one time Jerome stopped an economic crash

>>18521101
bullish

>>18521069
200k

>>18521101
BASED
FUCK CHINA

>>18521099
You think SQQQ will stay at 13 for a month straight?

Retard.

>>18520919
This is the retarded kind of cope keeping America afloat. God bless you trumptards

>>18520967
Market doesn't care about deaths or unemployment numbers, just hates uncertainty. Big players pulled out of equities and are waiting to see what happens. Momentum is broken, so algos aren't doing so great. What did I miss?

>Cuomo roasting trump

>>18521069
what the fuck

>>18521100
>GALT
I hope if anything that you bought at 1.80 (where its at now)

>Still estimating at least 100,000 dead
>Thats 3 times as much as we have now
GREEN!
BULLISH!
PRICE IN!
PRINTER GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Which oil stocks do I get?

>>18521069
holy shit anon you crazy fuck

>>18521101
FUCK CHINA

FUCK CHINA

FUCK CHINA

THANK YOU BASED GOD

>>18520730
How you even notice?

>>18521140
Pretty badass amirite.

This portfolio is going to fucking slay.

>>18521121
>oil goes down below 17.50 today
>MRO: lol :^)
None of this makes any fucking sense

this weekend is going to be blessed, huge gains next week

>>18521043
i wanna slap dem tiddies

FUCK ME I CANT DECIDE WHAT TO SWING ON
AWAAAAA

>>18521127
Based reasonable anon.

Read this fags
https://epdf.pub/bear-market-investing-strategies-wiley-trading.html

>>18521151
I'm going to be rich man.

>>18521101
Wuhan had an excessive 40k deaths in march coming from their leaked morgue statistics, but the normies havent figured out yet

>>18520857
christ this is so fucking *CRINGE*

>>18521059
I hear anime culture started as an objection to the strict society. Because IRL Japan is very strict.

Much more so before they lost WW2 of course. Hard to grasp its the same country. Not even 100 years ago.

The CHAD portfolio

BABA
NIO
JD
VIPS
BILI
TCEHY

>>18521161
Short squeeze and people looking for cheapies. Just be patient. I think CVX is better because it's divvy is guarunteed

>>18521137
Also forgot to add market is flooded because algos tripped on the way down kicking many out of the market.

>>18521138
>Cuomo thinking he has anything on trump
Nigga lied about having ventilators, dude had a warehouse stocked and didn't even use them until they got busted

whats pumping right now boys?

>>18521101
does winnie the poof have a twitter?

>>18520730
autism

>>18521035
lol
Yeah they got screwed hard but they were bad people so ...

>>18521120
do u like men or women? I can go to chicago

>>18521189
Stfu chang

>>18521127
it literally worked in 2009 you dumb fuck

>>18521101
...b../biz/ bros?

>>18521059
i think it's more the deep, deep psychological trauma the entire culture suffered

I have a meeting in few minutes and I may just jerk off the whole time I doubt they'll need me to talk in this one

>he's not a limited partner at EPD

>MRO was the free stock i got when opening up a meme robinhood account in march
it was staring me in the face this whole time lads.

nooo, why is there resistance at 24k. you told me it was meant to go up forever.

>>18521190
>Just be patient.
it's all I can do, I suppose.

>>18521203
What are you taking about? It didn't recover until 2013

>Oil falls to $18 on gloomy demand and surging supply
>My XOM is up 8.6%
I'm making huge money, but what the fuck.

I think FRO may hit 10$ today. But then again I am retarded

>>18521208
>posting any number coming out of China as fact

>>18521101
hello? is this the BASED DEPARTMENT?

>>18521189
>the CHANG portfolio

>>18521194
>WE HAVE NOTHING WE CAN'T HANDLE THIS ALL HELP US DRUMPF U ORANGE RETARD
3 weeks later
>Heh, we've flattened the curve. Our hospital system was completely underwhelmed, too!
Cuomo is the BIGGEST faggot.

>>18521048
Or we could've had anime powered by jap/kraut technology. Imagine anon.

>>18521251
I hope so, I bought in a few days ago

>>18520950
>>18521015
>>18521067
I was gambling on a bounce on LK that didn't happen. Feels bad man. Good thing it was only $500 worth.

>>18521201
I don't like men or women

>>18521212
but you're going to listen to their voices?
that's messed up

>>18521101
priced in

buuuuuuuuuuuy

>>18521251
i doubt it but ill will

>>18521208
still under reporting by a huge amount lmao chang

>>18521189
>China

>>18521242
>can i take a moment of your time to talk to you about our lord and savior the clown

>>18521267
You realize LK was a Chinese scam, right?

NEW YORK NOT OPENING UP
>NEW YORK NOT OPENING UP
NEW YORK NOT OPENING UP
>NEW YORK NOT OPENING UP
NEW YORK NOT OPENING UP
>NEW YORK NOT OPENING UP
NEW YORK NOT OPENING UP
>NEW YORK NOT OPENING UP
NEW YORK NOT OPENING UP
>NEW YORK NOT OPENING UP

Am I a retard for DCAing IAU and SLV and buying VTIP, I'm scares bros

>>18521229
https://epdf.pub/bear-market-investing-strategies-wiley-trading.html

Read this, it will calm your nerves. Bear markets aren't done in a month.

>>18520722
wow rita, I like your umm *
your outfit

>>18521286
bullish
they should build a wall around NYC and NJ and quarantine forever

>>18521296
Yeah, paper gold and silver are memes. Just buy normal stocks

>>18521267
what bounce, do you even research a company before investing, they backed their books

I know the theaters are closed but does anyone think this is a good buy? I think theaters are bullish once we reopen

>>18521286
What the fuck do they even produce? Shit could stay locked down all year and the rest of the country would be better for it.

>>18521101
They're giving us a different fake number because nobody believed the first one? This will definitely enter into my calculations.

>>18521269
work from home ;)

>>18521326
They're going to file for bankruptcy.

>>18521208
I read that China didn't count asymptomatic carriers as "infected" even after they were tested positive. Their data is worthless.

>18521286
>NEW YORK NOT OPENING UP
>Dow pump
clown economy

>>18521326
when was the last time you went to a movie theater pre-corona

>>18521326
should have bough at $2

>>18521326
No dude, seriously? Theaters aren't gonna be the same for a long fucking time. That move is a short squeeze.

>>18516019
>Selling my GILD calls at open
>Who is with me?
>>18516230
>Put up a stoploss at 82 or some shit like that and see where it is going on open,

Guess I was right in the money that GILD was falling on opening and 82.50 is the bottom resistance for the day.

>>18521267
its fine, just find another bounce. things get oversold all the time. too bad stop losses mean fuck all when your investment gets halted for over a week

>>18521208
>numbers go up. numbers go down.
shenanigans.
someone actually decided to sample general population. because science.
actual cases 50x higher than reported.

https://spectator.us/stanford-study-suggests-coronavirus-more-widespread-realized/
https://youtu.be/6NjCitwKJSQ
https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.14.20062463v1.full.pdf

Repositioned my portfolio. I'm all in on BA, MFA, MRO, and RTX.

>>18520689
I've developed an incredible call/put strategy. Here is what you do. Divide your money between calls and puts, then when your puts bankrupt you, your calls pull you back from the brink to where you were before. You can play the market forever!

>>18521326
Depends if you think they're going to survive and not declare bankruptcy.
https://seekingalpha.com/news/3559959-amc-in-bankruptcy-talks-ny-post

>>18521326
No, they are going to be bankrupt soon. Bezos mentioned something about buying them up but that would only really be bullish for AMZN. Best to stay away.

>>18521196

Jerome's dingus is pumping into your mother's chungus

What can I buy now to make $1000 EOD? I have 25k exactly.

>>18521326
>he bought the high

doomp it

>>18521356
Scary Movie 2

>>18521267
>a company that engaged in fraud will bounce back
uhh no

>>18521390
plz be in london

>S&P500 is back to 2840
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY DIDN'T LIQUIDATE ME

>>18521390
have some dignity, dumb hoe

>>18521235
>it worked but I have i still have to cope

>>18521378
This man is a genius!

>>18521326
No. I wish I never played that fucking stock. Lost money on it. Theaters are going to be empty for a long time, the company is going to be restructured soon or later.

>>18521390
TRNX

>>18521390
Not cunny, not interested.

FUCK THIS GAY SHIT, I DON"T KNOW WHAT SHORT GAME TO PLAY ANYMORE WITH THIS CLOWNSHIT
Why am I such a retard? Literally just follow headlines is all that's needed. MEME ECONOMY OPEN MNS cars and planes go vroon and swish
>>18521196
FUCKEN BA and MRO AAAA

>>18521351
fuck blue states

>>18521390
You can suck 1000 dicks for 1$, or 100 dicks for 10$.

>>18521351
let the leftist state sink they're run by morons anyways. eventually you will have sane people and all republican voters moving away from those places. then you can split the country and give independence to democrat new york and
california, so they dont have to try destroy usa anymore and can focus destroying their own states

wtf was that on tesla

>>18521390
DHT calls

>>18521390
that's a man, we are not gay

>>18521390
Kill yourself you fucking whore

>>18521390
post another timestamp on your feet

>>18521350
>Their data is worthless
Could be said of all statements from China.

>>18521390
hot

>>18521438
Really? I thought the whole oil storage thing would be priced in already.

>>18521346
Fuck

>>18521353
Agreed but it wasn’t on the radar until it was too late

>>18521356
A few times a year and end up dropping like $40 on snacks if I’m too lazy to go to the store. We have a lot of the IMAX and 3D shit here usually is popping. A lot of the theaters these days are nice too with the recliners and like 10 feet between rows.

recommend me a spy put

>bears are all in
MR. POWELL?

YOU MAY BEGIN WITH THE PUMP NOW - PLEASE GO AHEAD

>>18521390
>chestlet wants advice
Free advice only if your tits are this big.

>>18521430
here's my pape

>>18521418
Stop shorting shit retarded. Go back to basics of buy low, sell high. Bag shit if you end up being wrong.

>>18521456
based tits poster

>>18521390
L O N D O N

>>18520903
Wow bullish sentiment in a bear market

>>18521452
They gotta be bailed out... right? What’s more American than popcorn and movies?

>>18521390
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting

>>18521397
Uh yes. Happens all the time. People forget. If LK doesn't go out of business and does go below $1 you'd be retarded not to buy. It's the Chinese Starbucks

>>18521468
my bad, by short game, I meant short term basic buy low sell high like you were saying, not shorting.
I just fear the fucking bear and Fridays so bad.
I should just stop loss my shit up and stop being an autist.

>>18520768
>kantbot
hmm...

How does it feel knowing that you can tank any stock just simply by buying it

>>18521390
With 25k you could literally just buy exas and sell 3 76 calls for next week, you’d easily make $1000

Looking for an answer to a question about oil ETFs. I'm completely new to investing and was recommended to try either the UCO or SCO etfs for leveraged exposure to oil, depending on whether I wanted to be long or short. The anon who recommended it said that it "resets" every day, though, so I shouldn't hold for more than a day. Can anyone familiar with these explain what that means exactly?

>>18521512
unlimited power

I'm not going to buy anything before monday I guess.

>>18521189
can we start banning chinks?

yes I did buy shorts at the top like an idiot

BUT

I also had the balls not to sell

>>18521518
>leveraged etf recommendation for a brand new investor
Based

China STILL hasn't recovered yet, and people think it's going to be over by May. LMAO

>>18521512
Buy MSFT, TSLA and AMZN.

>>18521512
feels awful but you're right

>>18521533
yup

>>18521518
Triple leveraged ETFs reset every day, I dont think normal ETFs do.

>>18521518
It means it's too complicated for you. Do what you understand.

>>18521390
SQQQ

>>18521518
I would stay away from leveraged oil unless you absolutely want to be a greedy gambler

>>18521548
yes they have they're just finally reporting correct numbers

>>18521518
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/markets/081116/uso-good-way-invest-oil-uso.asp

https://www.investopedia.com/articles/financial-advisors/082515/why-leveraged-etfs-are-not-longterm-bet.asp

Now listen. Do not trade 3x leveraged ETFs, And Do not touch commodities. You have no idea how their price works. If you want oil exposure, buy XOM CVX or MPC. This is like starting to learn math by doing linear algebra, you will lose your shirt. Only trade stocks for the first 3-6 months of your trading career, this will teach you how the market works.

>>18521541
>buying shorts at the tops
>an idiot
you're an idiot after all

>>18521390
suck my dick, it's worth more than that

>>18521536
>letting racism get in the way of making money

never gonna make it

>>18521322
No, because I was gambling. I saw "5000 stores? LOL, I'm in :^)"

>>18520791
Even if you are a sex offender anon, you still deserve to live.

>>18521518
Not gonna exblain cuz phone posting and lazy. Just buy Exxon, Shell, or other solid names. Don’t buy US or Canadian shale companies cuz they may go broke before this is over.

PUMP IT

>>18521576
I'd rather be dead than support any chinkshit, not just poor

Is civil war priced in?

>gild sitting at 82 literally all day
You'd think people would bail after they figured out that the cure was bull

>>18521590
>being a pedo

>>18521576
Just take their stuff, they stole it from us anyway lmao

>>18521593
>bullish

>>18521602
I'm quite sure she's 18yo Anon

>>18521390
i am gonna COOOOOOOOOOM

>>18521593
Based blumpf

>>18521614
surely you must know at some level that being a pedo is wrong, but do you just not care?

Health & tech stocks. Hold long term.

>>18521456
Too big.

>gap up and crab
>gap down and crab
>gap up and crab

s-see guys? This market is totally normal. L-lot's of normal people buying in ha ha

>>18521390
I'll give you $1000 to be my gf.

>>18521456
>>18521390
>>18521043
AAAAAAAAAAHH!MY DUCKING FICK!!! YOU THOTPOSTERS ARE RUINING MY NOFAP STREAK!!!! FUCK YOU

>>18521632
>>18521469
/biz/ brothers demand uncovered udders

>>18521656
>>18521656
>>18521656
>>18521656
nieuw brood

Sold my AMZN yesterday for 2390/share.. Been holding since 2015.

It was there for me through thick and thin. It stopped me from necking myself. It unironically helped me go from incel to scoring 9/10 pussy regularly. It taught me how to hunt my food and live off the land. Feels like I sold out a friend. Feels bad man :(

>>18521624
Anime isn’t pedo stuff. 2D loli is cute and sexy, I’m a fan.

>>18521477
They're not, at least not by the gov. They're owned by Wanda group (which is why movie theaters have become so much more luxury lately).

>>18521390
this is not /soc/ you fucking whore.

>>18521652
it's not even the 15th today, she's long gone

>>18521512
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna buy one of every stock.

EVERYTHIGN I BUY IMMEDIATELY DROPS I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY BROKE NAND RIGGED AGAINST ME I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. IBUY AMAZON - IT GOES DOWN!!! IBUY SHELL OIL - IT GOES DOWN. I BUY PUTS - IT GOES UP. I BUY CALLS - IT GOES DOWN
MOTHERTFUCKING KIKE CABAL WHY IS EVERYTHING STACKED AGAINST ME I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE A BILLIONAIRE I JUST WANT LIKE 200K SO I CAN RETIRE IN A THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASKING ASK FUCK ARTGHHHHHHHHH

>>18521667
loli is the sexual depiction of a pre-pubescent girl though

>>18521390
With 25k you would have to be an absolute retard to not make money in this market.
So many shit you can buy and get 1000. Fuck it, diversify and it's bound to happen.

>>18521659
how did you get through last year on this board, stupid coomer?

>>18521568
>thinking an authoritarian government so hellbent on looking good that they'll fuck over their internal population for decades will ever tell the truth without literally being in the doomsday phase
I don't know if we'd call these number "correct" any number the government pu out thats higher would be called "closer to the truth" if by margins

>>18521665
Congrats selling at the top, my man! Good job.

>>18521665
Wow, congrats dude. I passed up many an opportunity for Tesla, Amazon, Netflix, and many more in 2016 and kick myself all the time.

Get yourself a nice bottle of whiskey to celebrate.

god i love boobies IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>18521695
Thats because everything is fake. It drop because a real person bought it and the algos know.

>>18521097
Fuck you man don't wanna wait 9 years for this shit to die.

>> 18521774
This is me btw

>>18521558

Thanks, based on other responses it sounds like its a good idea to avoid these until I'm more familiar with the market. I'm curious what it means for these leveraged ETFs to reset, though.

Short zoom when

>>18521568
LOL the mental gymnastics are always astonishing. The human mind is made to convince oneself that one is right.

>>18521652
Have u seen her face?

>>18521378
This sounds like the strangle strategy.