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>> No.18518800

lolicon is based

>> No.18518802

ok jokes over we need to keep mooning

>> No.18518815

anime is gay

>> No.18518816

There are bulls in this thread right now that didn't take profits pre market

>> No.18518823

Ok guys, i am giving up. Sp500 only 1.3%...this shit is going red at this pace.

I WAS A BOBO, THEN A BULL, NOW I AM A CASHBRO.

>> No.18518827

>thinking you can compete with investment firms and algos
Just buy some VSTAX and hold for a few decades you degenerate gamblers

>> No.18518830
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18518830

Where are the CNBC babes today?

>> No.18518835
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>>18518800
Lolicon is disgusting. Worst fetish.

>> No.18518838 [DELETED] 
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18518838

What are some nice stocks to buy and hold for over a year now?

>> No.18518842

>>18518815
Cope.

>> No.18518845

Oil is down to $18 a barrel why the fuck are oil stocks going up?

>> No.18518846
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18518846

me and all my moneies pls be my fren

>> No.18518849

Jerome has destroyed the entire bond market. This shit will take decades to recover

>> No.18518850

>>18518827
BASED BOGLE

>> No.18518852
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18518852

damn fro is back up at the price I bought at

>> No.18518853

>>18518815
>USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

>> No.18518855
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18518855

>my broker will liquidate me when S&P500 drops below 2790

JOKES ARE OVER BEARS

>> No.18518860
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18518860

I like anime and business and guns!

>> No.18518862

>>18518842

With what, my normal life of enjoying 3D women that can drive 3/10?

>> No.18518868

>>18518835
What about lolibabas?

>> No.18518869
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18518869

why is zoom such a meme stock

>> No.18518877
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18518877

We must secure a street for our future mud children

>> No.18518878

>>18518777
FUCK BULLS
10yr under .60%
WTI at 17(lol)
VIX still high
Macro looking shittier than ever
Economy not reopening
Oktoberfest in january
Emerging markets are destroyed.

Bullish

>> No.18518880
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>>18518815
yes, gay means happy

>> No.18518882
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18518882

>>18518845

>> No.18518883
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18518883

boorrrinngggg

i should have seen this coming. the after market move was too extreme for anything to happen today on a friday

>> No.18518886

>>18518838
HAL
XOM

RTX will be good to you for a long time

>> No.18518887
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18518887

Fuck this gay economy

>> No.18518888

Anime posters are based.

>> No.18518893

>>18518860
Patch bro?

>> No.18518894

>>18518862
Is this your fantasy after you tell yourself you'll make it?

>> No.18518895

>>18518860
I want more ammo but don't want to go to the gun store, what's the best place to buy online in the US? ammo.com?

>> No.18518897
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18518897

>>18518777
BACK TO WORK WAGIES!!!

>> No.18518898
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18518898

LCI or SAVA?

>> No.18518899 [DELETED] 
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18518899

I like money, anime and video games. What does that say about me?

>> No.18518901

>>18518845
WTI is down, Brent is 'fine', 2/3rds of global oil production is done with brent

>> No.18518903
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18518903

Its a new day
But it all feels old.
Its a good life
That's what I'm told.
But everything
It all just feels the same

>> No.18518904

>>18518886
Thanks. I have no idea why that post deleted.

>> No.18518912

>>18518895
Bulkammo.com

>> No.18518913

>>18518895

CheaperThanDirt

just ordered some 9mm at $0.20/round

>> No.18518914

>>18518899
Based, but not any more based than most of 4chan

>> No.18518915
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18518915

>tfw i bought Zynga calls
its gonna go up, right bros?

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>>18518878
fuck bulls and fuck niggers

STOCKS MUST GO DOWN

>> No.18518921

anyone here bought on open, did you kill yourself yet?

>> No.18518925

5% loss today, i feel sick i'm done for today have a nice weekend and fuck this rigged market

>> No.18518929

>>18518878
>10yr under .60%
Isn't this good for the market? Those returns are so bad there's no reason to buy anything but equities

>> No.18518932

>>18518898
LCI to $60

>> No.18518933
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18518933

CAN BOEING JUST HIT 151 ONCE AGAIN AND FUCK OFF ALREADY?

>> No.18518935

>>18518921
How are there still people in this general who buy on pumps?

>> No.18518938
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18518938

>>18518880

>> No.18518941

TRNX and other high risk shit isn't even listed on the site I use to get US stocks. How am I supposed to get rich if I can only buy Coca Cola and Apple?

>> No.18518943

>>18518895
Bigdaddyunlimited keeps getting shilled by Garand, idk if its good.

>> No.18518944

>>18518921
why would you ever buy on open thats when people sell.

>> No.18518946
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18518946

The fucking volume on BA options lads

>> No.18518952

>>18518849
It might never recover Tbh.
Jerome took a huge fucking risk.

>> No.18518950
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18518950

>>18518846
based yunyun

>> No.18518957

Charles Schwab bought USAA assets and I bank with them. How to advantage of this?

>> No.18518960
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>>18518921
I bought big tech stonks on opening
fuck me

>> No.18518965

I don't know that I want to play
The boomer investor wants to push this shit up (as seen yesterday)

But between the market not being able to breach 285, the 10 Yield tanking again, VIX still at 40, things are looking bleak

Yet despite that we've had a rally for almost a month.

But that rally is running out of steam it seems

I have no idea what play I want to do for Monday

>> No.18518966
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18518966

Spy - unironcally will never ever drop again

>> No.18518967

>>18518933
dont buy boeing i lost so much money on those fuckers.

>> No.18518968

>>18518912
>>18518913
Thanks.

>> No.18518969

>>18518921
sold at open as is the first rule of trading
>always sell at open on a gap up

>> No.18518970
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18518970

Are we ever gonna release the circuit breakers again? I want it all to burn NOW

>> No.18518971

>>18518932
Its been almost half a year and its still being not $60 though. I like it but I like them both.

>> No.18518975

>>18518938
based

>>18518957
go with Vanguard

>> No.18518977
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18518977

>>18518938
This is a terrible meme.

>> No.18518978

>>18518929
Nope, shows that people are fearful of equities and dumping into bonds, the more people in bonds the lower the rates. Went down to .33 or so during the initial crash.
>>18518918
Based as fuck.

>> No.18518981

>>18517033
What's an option sweeper?

>> No.18518983

this UBER and LYFT situation is such bullshit......

>> No.18518984
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18518984

>>18518933

sold at 149.99

>> No.18518989

>>18518929
no you got it inversed, bonds drop when demand is high, this mean that big investor flooding in bonds and staying away from equities

>> No.18518991

Who GILD puts here?

>> No.18518992
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18518992

Why is Tesla on the naztack? it’s a car company not a tech company

>> No.18518998

FUCK crabs

>> No.18519000

>boeing announces they might start building planes again
>next day even more cancellations
>stock moons
Boeing is even more shitcoin than TSLA

>> No.18519001

>>18518912
>>18518913
Also who makes a good defensive round for .45ACP? Is PMC good? Hallowpoint for self defense...

>> No.18519006

>>18518984
I had the chance to sell at 153 but I got too greedy.

>> No.18519010

>>18518992
lol

>> No.18519012

>>18518929
If so many people are putting money into bonds that the rate is still going down, it means that they expect the returns in stocks to be less than that (negative essentially)

If they capitulate and start pulling out to put into equities THEN it's a good time to be bullish

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18519016

>>18518941
You don’t...

>> No.18519018
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18519018

I give up. I'm just gonna listen to this Boomer tard. Bye, /biz/ I hate you.

>> No.18519019

>>18518992
Damn. I might have to switch to Bloomberg. Is that dude on a lot?

>> No.18519020

>enter a trade
>sell half at 1xATR
>move stop loss up to break even

congrats you now have a free trade, enjoy :^)

>> No.18519022

>>18518878
add
quarter 1 2020 had the highest CEO resign ever (more than 2000), wonder why is that

>> No.18519028

>>18518991
How is it not dropping like a rock? I feel like people would sell out of spite

>> No.18519030

>>18519018
Dave knows what he's talking about.

>> No.18519033

>>18518977
after you transition will you date women or men?

>> No.18519034

>>18519000
Do not fuck with heavily down stocks, they are always itching for a huge rebound. Short squeeze

>> No.18519036
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18519036

im so happy right now
<3

>> No.18519039

>>18518935
this is the first place newfags come whenever they decide they are fed up with stocktwits, reddit or whatever.

>> No.18519040
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18519040

UP UP TO THE MOON

UP UP UP TO THE MOOOON

PLEASE DON'T LIQUIDATE ME

I AM GOING TO CRY

>> No.18519042

>>18518904
Just make sure you can handle some short term loss. This market is so retarded they'll probably fluctuate more for awhile, but if your long term it won't matter

>> No.18519048

>>18519001
hornady critical defense is always solid.

>> No.18519049

Anyone knows what happened to the AMRN guy who would appear in every thread talking about how he would spend his AMRN gains? Did he an hero?

>> No.18519050

>>18518929
2020 and people still dont understand bonds lmao

>> No.18519051

>>18519018
Dave is unironically based though

>> No.18519052

>>18519036
Fucking kill yourself

>> No.18519053

>>18518929
In some senses, logically yes, but you're neglecting that we're at the start of a recession, the economy has already been damaged by the shutdowns, and we're going to need several quarters to ramp everything back up. We also will have to deal without having a vaccine for the foreseeable future, so a lot of the mitigation measures we take will similarly have an impact of productivity. We're going to recover, but it's going to take time. That means that once the optimism fades a little bit, the bulk of the economic news is going to start looking bleak. Forward-looking people are hence moving into bonds as they expect choppy markets that they probably just don't want to fuck with for a while.

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18519057

>everyone on /smg/ is buying
>people literally begging for ideas on stocks that aren't at ATH
Yeah, I think I'm selling

>> No.18519056
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18519056

i guess its time to sell this?
i regret not buying more of this, $22 of profit on one share is kino.

>> No.18519063

>>18519052
pls be my friend, i have moneis now

>> No.18519069

Can we do some sleuthing to figure out what chucklefucks are controlling the market right now? It feels like its 1 big algo

>> No.18519074

>>18519019
Idk I don’t have Bloomberg (spectrum cable)

CNBC babes are good enough for me to coom

>> No.18519076
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18519076

STOP CRABING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH POOOOOMP YOU STUPID FUCK POOOOOOOOOOMOP

>> No.18519078

>>18519006

i just take the profit where i can get it, if it goes up whatever remember you can always buy back in

>> No.18519087
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18519087

holy fuck AMD is crabbing like a motherfucker today, only got a small profit after several trades today. fucking GO SOMEWHERE FFS

>> No.18519089

Can someone explain to me why Mrna has a volume of 13mil and general fucking dynamics has a volume of 200k?

>> No.18519090
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18519090

>>18519036
i can be your friend

>> No.18519098

>>18518849
Can you explain to a retard like me?

>> No.18519100

>>18519022
Oo interesting. This is gonna be a brutal fucking recession.

>> No.18519101
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18519101

Bye forever, I wish I could say it has been fun.

>> No.18519106

>>18519053
>Forward-looking people are hence moving into bonds as they expect choppy markets
They are going into the TEN YEAR

>> No.18519107
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18519107

Huge tits are so great, lads. You can slap 'em. Suck 'em. Fuck em'.

I just love huge tits.

>> No.18519109

>>18519090
love you so much!
best day of my life

>> No.18519111
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18519111

>>18519069
>what chucklefucks are controlling the market right now

>> No.18519112

>>18519042
Thank you. Yeah, I'm also trickling money in rather than all at once. I want to take some long positions because I'm not confident if we are going up or down right now (I think down but who knows). It's just too hectic to know imo.

>>18519048
Cheers

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>22 points until liquidation

PLS MR BROKER NO DON'T DO THIS
IT'S GOING UP PLEASE IT WILL GO UP

>> No.18519119

>>18519101
see you next week anon

>> No.18519120

>>18519069

There is a sub-market within the general market right now. You could say 30% of the market is totally out right now, they were part of the initial crash, they're on the sidelines or in other things like bonds. That leaves a smaller group with a different overall sentiment, slightly more buyers when you consider sellers - short sellers and Fed influence. It's really warped but the music has to stop again once it reaches a certain point and the share of sellers reaches critical mass again. This will happen when they totally lose confidence.

>> No.18519122

>>18519057
this kek

>> No.18519125

AMD YOU FUCKING CUNT

>> No.18519126
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>>18519053
You are buying bonds? Im working with oil companies right now.

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>>18519036
>>18519090
>>18519109

>this is an interaction between two grown men
I can honestly see what anons mean by animefags becoming trannies.

>> No.18519128
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18519128

>>18518777
Fuck this boring ass market. I wanna see blood

>> No.18519129

>>18519089
Volume is based off hype, hype is with corona treatments, GD is just GD not much going on with defense.

>> No.18519130

>>18519113
>retard anime holds onto hope instead of logical decisions.

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>>18519087
yeee claw little buddy

>> No.18519132

>>18519074
I cant find it on youtube tv either.
Is bloomberg a free app???

>> No.18519135

>>18519113
>trading on margin

Why don’t you just have more money lmao?

>> No.18519136

I like how for both bears and bulls, when the market goes the direction they don't like they call it crabbing.
like it could crash right now and bulls would be like "wow crab market".

>> No.18519139
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18519139

>>18519109
love ya too

>> No.18519140
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18519140

>>18519087

>> No.18519141

>>18519130
Seething.

>> No.18519142

>>18518921
yes, x20 shorts

>> No.18519148

Up 12% in JCP

The memes are real.

>> No.18519153
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18519153

>it's going down
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOO

>> No.18519155

>SPXU gaps my stop on open
>climbs back up to my stop and executes as it heads back up
Fuck off, jesus christ

>> No.18519156

also since you fucks keep asking for stocks that aren't at ATH you should buy Carrier, yes, CARR, the air conditioning company

>> No.18519159

>>18519131
all i can say is thank god i scale out half my position at 1xATR. i'd be fucked otherwise in these crab situations.

>> No.18519162

>>18519136
Not really, a crab market is where no one makes big gains so if today ended .1% up both sides would call it a crab market because nothing happened and only a few positions made money.

>> No.18519166

>Record unemployment
>economy fucked up
>government running out of money for loans
>businesses closed
>ooh b-but this little tiny fucking study shows a medicine that might potentially treat the coof, so e-everything is fine!!!

>> No.18519167

>>18519053
It seems incredibly inflexible. Why not sit on cash at those rates?

>> No.18519172

>>18519148
same, never fucking selling

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18519173

ebin

>> No.18519175

>>18519126
Nope. But clearly those folks are out there.

>>18519106
Relax anon, I was speaking generally.

>> No.18519177

>https://blogs.sciencemag.org/pipeline/archives/2020/04/17/whats-happening-with-remdesivir
cure confirmed not true, wait until this hit the news, Red EOD
also
>Yup nothing to see here... Just the 10 year back where it was April 1st. Keep moving along don't worry your little head about it

>> No.18519179

>>18519156
fuck that's new...

>> No.18519182

>>18519001
If you want to be very autistic about ammo selection, Lucky Gunner has a long chart of penetration and expansion in most self defense calibers. Check it out and pick from there. Make sure you test whatever you buy to make sure it cycles in your gun.

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18519184

>>18519166
this
is literally driving me insane

>> No.18519186

>>18519136
realistically the market is going to crash after all this is over. Bulls keep buying thinking things are find bears are smart enough to realize the crash is next month.

>> No.18519189

>>18519166
a medicine that effectively treats winnie the flu would unironically fix the entire economy instantly

>> No.18519194
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18519194

UP UP TO THE MOON PLEASE

>> No.18519195

>>18519166
yeah its always funny to see normies try to rationalize the clown market

>> No.18519198

>>18519162
You can make tons of money on crabs, Vix puts my dude

>> No.18519199
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18519199

how does pic related happen? I get buying roomers and selling noos but wtf is this phenomena. is bad news always bullish?

>> No.18519204

>>18519166
this is why economic bubbles form. We're in the return to "normal"

>> No.18519208

What are you guys selling JCP at?

>> No.18519210

>>18519189
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.18519218

>>18519179
It spun off United in the Raytheon merger, the company is over 100 years old

>> No.18519221
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18519221

>>18519194
no, new lows please

>> No.18519223

>>18519166
imagine thinking tech companies give a shit about this

everyone can work remotely, the only people this effects are manual labor workers which is why stonks will continue to go up

>> No.18519224

>>18519184
The only thing driving me insane is the inability to day trade from being a poorfag

>> No.18519225

>>18519156
It feels weird that all this hopium about quarantines going down didn't go into infrastructure stocks. I feel there is a big disconnect with "V SHAPED RECOVERY" and yet the money isn't going into steel or concrete or whatever

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18519232

>>18519166
>government running out of money for loans
lol money printer go brrrr

>> No.18519234

>>18519177
It's just going to be in the scroll on the bottom. A tiny blurb in a sea of noise.

>> No.18519240

anyone know how can i set an alarm in the pc when dow hits 20K ? closed all my positions

>> No.18519243

>>18519208
4.20 a share

>> No.18519246

>>18519177
4chan is probably the most autistic place i have seen in this epidemic. Most are saying this is a fake virus while their president is literally telling them its real. Anything you read here is probably going to be over exaggerated and lies. Magatards are becoming the new fake news pretty ironic really.

>> No.18519250

>>18519224

this. its all i want to do, but the fucking dipshits in charge won't let me.

>> No.18519251

>>18519218
i'm familiar with the company but who knows if the stock is going to go up from 14 or end up languishing at 6 for the next 100 years

>> No.18519253

>>18519232
>preggers
instantly ruined

>> No.18519254

>>18519224
enjoy your peace of mind that comes from it

>> No.18519256

>>18519189
Remdesivir is only used for severe patients. You have to be hospitalized to get it, even if you don't die, it's not a treatment you want to get.

>> No.18519261

>>18519232
it's already out, kek.
additionally state UI is running out

>> No.18519264

>>18519208
1000,

Jk I haven’t owned a stock in ages, gains are too small, all in on options for a while

>> No.18519267

>>18519246

>Babby's first time realizing this site is militantly contrarian

>> No.18519268
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>>18519253
das gay mane

>> No.18519269

>>18519182
Thanks. I have a Smith and Wesson 625, it seems to like just about anything.

>> No.18519270

Just sold Boeing for a $120 profit.
Nice.

>> No.18519276

>>18519167
I think it's fair to assume that, like every other market, your retail investor doesn't make much of an impact at the start. It's likely the big guys (for you) internationally and domestic.

>>18519232
That's hot.

>> No.18519277
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18519277

>2820 defended

HOPE

>> No.18519278

>>18519232
Impregnating is now considered femdom?

>> No.18519280

>>18519261
Running out of UI is a much bigger deal that anything else in my opinion

>> No.18519281

>>18519264
This is exactly what people say right before they lose it all

>> No.18519284

>>18519254
It would be better if it wasn't so volatile
this market is a day trading dream and holding positions can get you assraped

>> No.18519288

Just put $10,000 on Khols. Now I just have to wait for the EOD pump. Easy money.

>> No.18519292

>>18519280
it should be fine. the states will borrow and then taxes will go up. it's gonna suck.

>> No.18519293

>>18519246
welcome newfag

>> No.18519298

>>18519224
>is the inability to day trade
You can trade like up to 5 pattern day trades in a 5 business day period. That is you buy and sell a stock on the same day. You can however trade a stock one day then trade it the very next day.

>> No.18519303

>>18519256
In their study "severe" comes with a lot of asterisks

>> No.18519313
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>>18519278
no

only submissive women like to be impregnated

>> No.18519314

>>18519298
Or I could day trade options for 6% an hour

>> No.18519316
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18519316

thoughts on Hertz or AVIS?

>> No.18519322

>>18519298
Good point.
Newbs, you should pace yourselves anyway. Trust me. TRUST. ME.

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18519324

I hate buying when it's green. Even if I think it's stupidly undervalued.

>> No.18519325

>>18519316
also curious

>> No.18519331

average cost on MFA is $1.62
what are the chances this thing starts a longterm upward trend anytime soon?

>> No.18519333

>>18519314
the rules still apply

>> No.18519336

I have $1300, what can I buy as a short-term trade.

>> No.18519338

>>18519313
Hot

This market is dumb as fuck, I'm putting the rest of my money in today as soon as it dips a tad, YOLO fuckers

>> No.18519345
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18519345

Yeah, I'm thinkin' GILD puts and gold.

>> No.18519349

>>18519189
It only comes in IV form, kek. You have to be inpatient to get it.

>> No.18519350

>>18519313
not true my sister liked to dom me all the time and she wanted countless babies

>> No.18519352

>>18519281
Lol I’m a genius I know exactly where the market's found, all in in puts at the moment

>>18519292
Yeah true they will probably just borrow. Some can’t though like Illinois because they’re already in the verge of bankruptcy. Texas and California have infinite borrowing power so nothing will change there

>> No.18519364

>>18519232
Both yandex and saucenao have failed me. Could I get a source, please?

>> No.18519366
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18519366

Just made $60 on a successful TRNX day trade!

>> No.18519369

>>18519293
>>18519267
nigga i been here forever im just saying this site has been over flooded by newfags from reddit and boomer magatards. We were always crazy but this level on stupid is different from what i expect from the oldfags. Its like /x/ on every board but people actually believe the spooky creepypasta.

>> No.18519371

>>18519336
ZM for Zoomers.

>> No.18519372

>>18519199
Say "it was already priced in" and move on. Don't expect logic from anyone in this climate.

>> No.18519377

What do you guys think about shares if Starbucks?

>> No.18519386

>>18519199
Honestly looking at it the 737 MAX is such a shitpile that GE or BA cancelling it is unironically bullish

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18519390

When should I buy?

>> No.18519397

>>18519336
Dogecoins, options, pedo pictures , silver meme coins, penny stocks, beanie babies, Amway, avocado toast

>> No.18519398

>>18519352
>IL
fed govt will probably need to step in if the state govt can't get $$$. extra sucks for them cause they won't be able to sell shit since everyone is unemployed.

>> No.18519402

>>18519369

There is a case to be made that this virus has been overblown. I think you're just personally salty about this one particular issue lol

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18519405

People that bought GILD got set up by the jew Feuerstein and his accomplice Jim Cramer. Build it up as the new hope, cast doubt on everything else, claim its necessary, and bullshit people based on a shit study.

You got jewed. And will keep getting jewed.

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18519406

>Sold call
>Strike price about to be hit
>Based retard techie does this
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET SNIBBED ON!

I really want that trade platform that lets you shit talk the people on the other end of your trades.

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Bearish as fuck

>> No.18519409

>>18519377
Meh, in a bad economy people cut out the 6 dollar coffees. Not a buyer for a long.

>> No.18519417

>>18519397
>>18519371
I'm not a zoomer and this is not my first time trading, was just asking for suggestions anons.

>> No.18519423

can amd just fucking go up or down this is fucking retarded

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18519425

Do you smell that? it's the scent of fear

>> No.18519432

Is selling puts on DHT free money?

>> No.18519435

>>18519246
you're a retard. pol was making wechat compilations in the CoronaChan General threads back in early January. Fuck off.

>> No.18519437

why is every bank up 10%?

>> No.18519438

>>18519406
>trade platform that lets you shit talk the people on the other end of your trades
This exists?
>>18519417
I wasn't meant to be insulting. People did TRNX. Don't know about jumping in now.

>> No.18519441

Is this TA? It's been working for me. Up 10,000 this week just day trading close expiration SPY options on support and resistance.

>> No.18519442

>>18519408
OH NONONO WE GOT TOO COCKY BEAR BROS

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>>18519425
*snnnnnnnnifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff...

>> No.18519446

>>18519437
forbidden shekel magics

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>>18519408
>NEW PARADIGM!! ATH!!
Soon...

>> No.18519451

>>18519437
yeah what the fuck is going on
>DB up 3.8%
>JPM up FUCKING 7%

>> No.18519461

>>18519166
I think it will drop more also, but that doesn't mean we can't profit. There are still longs to be had that are fairly safe bets. Just DAC over this clown-period.

>> No.18519463

>>18519136
Crabbing is when your shit investments lose you money. When jcp goes to 1 cent or your calls expire worthless newbs will call it crabbing because looking at claws scares them and hurts them inside

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>>18519441
Forgot pic

>> No.18519473

>>18519451
i think it's the same as oil. some faggots are patrolling around for shit that looks oversold. meaningless motions.

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18519477

>>18519468
Update

>> No.18519487

I hear if you buy DE, MNST, and F in the same session you age 10 years. Can anyone confirm?

>> No.18519488

>>18519477
how the fuck is that useful at all

>> No.18519490

>>18519322
>you should pace yourselves

unironically just paper trade first. you'll learn a ton just by paper trading literally every day for a month, and everyone has plenty of time to do it during the lockdown. day trade as much as you want there and actually see if your strat works or sucks.

>> No.18519492

>>18519468
>>18519477
lol

>> No.18519495

>>18519402
no duh media is always going to do that, but people here are saying its a literal hoax. idk if its ccp shill or we are being extra dumb.
>>18519435
and yes ive know about pol talking about that shit since jan or even by dec.

>> No.18519502

KOS and MFA when it reaches today's lows, bros. 1 year hold gonna be worth it

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18519503

Where does it cap?

>> No.18519506

>>18519477


>>18519477
Apparently nobody gives a shit about bigfoot so fuck him!

>> No.18519510

>>18519495
the latter. look at the market. retards are a leading indicator.

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>2820 defended

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TOO THE MOOOON

>> No.18519517

How did AMZN skyrocket while Alibaba didn't. People started hating chinks?

>> No.18519523

Why is no one talking about PVAC?

>> No.18519533

>>18519517
>started

>> No.18519534

>>18519517
BABA is barely down.

>> No.18519536

>>18518777
AHHH I BOUGHT INTO TRNX AT .44 THIS IS TERRIFYING WHEN DOES THE DUMP HAPPEN????

>> No.18519539

>>18519390
High 3's, not sure we'll see mid 3's again

>> No.18519542

>>18519409
the people dumb enough to spend $6 on shitty coffee are not smart enough to change their spending habits. they will get their $1200 and continue to spend $6 a day on that coffee because they are conditioned to do so. you really think dumb bitches buying starbucks are thinking "wow Im not making much money right now, I should switch to brewing my own coffee" when they were already over paying for a bad product?

>> No.18519544

>>18519390
$4, but desu you can buy at any time and just hold and make out like a bandit. MRO's been on a steady upswing

>> No.18519546

>>18519468
Did the same thing yesterday with Tesla options. I was trading off the volatility, but the extra stress wasn’t worth it

>> No.18519547

>>18519503
Jesus fucking christ. All because they said "nah, no reverse split"?

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>>18519515
>+onions+RX
>thinks we're going to the moon
hahahahaha

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18519561

That's it. That's the last green day. CLANK CLANK it's all down from here. BEAR TRAP BEAR TRAP

>> No.18519562

>>18519539
>High 3's, not sure we'll see mid 3's again
yeah that's what I think too. Should have bought yesterday when it was 3.88

>>18519544
>$4, but desu you can buy at any time and just hold and make out like a bandit. MRO's been on a steady upswing

>> No.18519564

>>18519432
for other people, yes

>> No.18519570
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18519570

What is this pattern called

>> No.18519569

>>18519562
>>$4, but desu you can buy at any time and just hold and make out like a bandit. MRO's been on a steady upswing
whoops forgot to reply
yeah, I'm just hoping it can dip under $4 just once more then never go down that low again

>> No.18519575

>>18519542
Yeah. Most wealthy people are drinking Nespresso now. Starbucks is now for the trash that will get hurt by this the most.

>> No.18519576

>>18519561
Sorry meant bull trap. I'm retarded obviously

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>>18519517
Is Alibaba worth going all in on and just waiting a couple years

>> No.18519578

REFR

>> No.18519582

>>18519523
I'm listening. Go on.

>> No.18519585

>>18519539
>>18519544
but what about between now and it's next earnings call on may 6th?
I figure it will be a slaughter, but is a terrible earnings report "priced in"

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OH NO NO NO HE DIDN'T BUY THE DIP?

>> No.18519590

>>18519510
fuck it im going all in on oil what could go wrong in this crazy market right now?

>> No.18519594

>>18519587
What shit app is this

>> No.18519595

>>18519570
Fat Dump incoming

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>>18519590
>Bogs buy all oil and set it on fire

>> No.18519601

>>18519246
>everything my president says is true
anon I... probably incorrect of all organizations

>> No.18519602

>>18519409
I see a line at Starbucks every day when I drive by, it's like McDonald's at this point

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>>18519582
oh, it's just an oil stock that before the crash in January was trading at $30 but it is only $4 now.
It's lowest was $1 but then bounced back to 5 before dropping back to $4 in the last week.

>> No.18519609

sold my shell stock and went all in PLAY i'd literally kill someone to get my position back

>> No.18519612

>>18519595
Holding puts but getting cold feet

>> No.18519613
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18519613

SMART MONEY ON WALLSTREET BELONGS TO THE BIG BOYS

>> No.18519619

>>18519590
Same thing as your last gamble, you lose until you cant take it and sell at the low

>> No.18519620

anyone have fantasies about going all in on a particular option and then becoming super rich the next day?

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18519627

uh oh

>> No.18519629

>>18519608
Can you spell out your meaning for us retards. Also nice trips.

>> No.18519630

>>18519602
If you think the economy is going to get bad, then I'd be more likely to have money on McDonalds than Starbucks. That's just me though.

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>>18519590
i'll see you in May. Best of luck. I'll keep waiting on XOM RDS.B and OXY.

>> No.18519635

>>18519517
/smg/ really is just clueless faggots and zoomers betting 4 figures at most. You dont even know why Amazon is so successful or what it's primary service is

Hint: it isnt delivering shitty made in china shit to peoples porches

>> No.18519637

Is anyone else in TRNX?? LOL this shit is hilarious

>> No.18519640

>>18519602
That's not a good sign it means they are losing business

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18519642

I'm putting a quarter of my total stack into cash and sitting there for at least a week. This market is silly. Thank you based Raytheon for the ride from $54 to $65, I hope to hop back on soon!

>> No.18519643

>>18519629
huh?

>> No.18519646

so what about that oil

>> No.18519649
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18519649

IS there anything left for me to buy? Missed everything today.
Any shills left?

>> No.18519651

>>18519620
literally everyone who trades you fucking fuck

>> No.18519654

>>18519620
No. I only dream of going broke so I can do tricks at the back of the NigVille Wal-Mart to afford my next hit.

>> No.18519656

>>18519651
seething

>> No.18519657

>>18519585
Its mostly priced in but theres always tards who panic when told the thing they already knew and expected. The economic outlook moving forward at the time of the earnings call should carry more weight than the actual earnings.

>> No.18519658

>tfw GME
please just go up a bit so i can cut my losses. someone call burry

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>> No.18519664

>>18519635
cloud services and funding bezos dream of a moon colony with Amazon Prime Citizenship

>> No.18519665

>>18519608
>Penn Virginia Corporation is an independent oil and gas company engaged in the exploration, development and production of oil, NGLs and natural gas in various domestic onshore regions of the United States, with a primary focus in the Eagle Ford Shale in South Texas.
>https://www.dallasfed.org/research/economics/2019/0521

They need $51 WTI to break even. I dunno man

>> No.18519667

>>18519643
I read your post sarcastically. Like you should buy this oil stock because it was $30 and now it's very cheap.

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>>18519633
>literally keep getting digits on oil in May
fuck, it's like the 6th time. I don't even sperg about oil.

>> No.18519670

>>18518869
There's still time to sell it and buy slack

>> No.18519671

Who here /shorting Gilead/ ?

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>>18519627
Cool lines bro

>> No.18519674

>>18519627
TA means nothing. SPY $300 next week.

>> No.18519677

>>18519674
cope

>> No.18519681

>>18519635
>/smg/ really is just clueless faggots and zoomers betting
Well duh, got even worse in here when the Corona shit started

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>>18519324
Don't buy on green days. I made that mistake with a REIT.

>> No.18519689

>>18519671
Trying to but they're putting a new meaning to the word crab

>> No.18519692
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18519692

RAHEL PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE

>> No.18519695

>>18519609
PLAY looks very good, I'll be buying in as well

>> No.18519699

>>18519649
Carrier might be undervalued if you look at their 10K, because it's a recent spinoff they haven't announced a dividend yet but I'll be damned if they don't pay one. I still like Raytheon and have an EOY target for them of >$100, but $65 in this market seems a little steep. Swing trading NET is also a good play.

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>>18519637
bought 3500 shares at .35

I likey what I see thus far. thanks anon, literally would have no idea had I not came to biz yesterday

>> No.18519703

TRNX bb let's go!!
fuck jnug

>> No.18519704

>>18519667
>>18519665
I'm just wondering why there is a lot of buzz around KOS and MRO but not so much PVAC.
Just trying to learn how to identify shit stocks that I should stay away from. I assume that this is one since no one is talking about it?

Even though if you bought it at a $1 and sold it when it went to $5 you'd make a boat load of money. If this stock goes up to even half of what it was in January then you'd back x3 or x4 if you bought it today.
So basically back to my original question
>why is no one talking about PVAC?

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18519705

I bought ROKU at $131
I bought AMD at $58

I BOUGHT THE TOP
Am I fucking stupid.
Do I sell now before my losses become inconsolable

>> No.18519707

Any good ideas about IT industry stocks besides obvious choices? Have 5k to buy.

>> No.18519708

>>18519695
It was down to around $4 a few weeks ago. I kick myself for not jumping on that.

>> No.18519713

>>18518895
Brotha, ammoseek.com will find you the lowest prices with respect to brand, caliber, availability, etc.

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>>18519635
It’s Jeff bezos beating the shit out of rich people and taking their money because he’s jacked

>> No.18519718

>>18519695
>buying in near the top

>> No.18519721

>Can't buy options on TRNX
lol, joke stock for a clown market.

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i've got a sell target of 9 on APA

is that unrealistic for the next few days?

>> No.18519726

>>18519699
What products do they make? Do they do specifically business hvac or is it commercial ac for homes?

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>>18519649
NRG
DO
RIG
TRNX

don't @ me

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>>18519715
>>18519715
>>18519715>
>>18519715
>>18519715
new bread bois

>> No.18519729

>>18519637
>>18519702
Is it too late to go in?

>> No.18519734

>>18519705
SELL SELL SELL cut your losses

>> No.18519738
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LET ME IN YOU MOTHERFUCKER

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>>18518815
no u

>> No.18519740

>>18519609
>>18519695
>>18519708
More like that? These places that were doing fine and now went to the toilet just because people are locked up, seem like good buys

>>18519713
Thanks

>> No.18519748

>>18519658
>someone call burry
He has a twitter. Talk to him but pls post screenshots.

>> No.18519765

>>18519704
Dude, I just told you why, The big oil companies have break evens in the thirties, you have a break even in the 50s!! Plus it's a tiny oil company literally a market cap of 61 million.

>> No.18519776

>>18519734
Thanks that was the push I needed. I got rammed up the ass by the hype train

>> No.18519783

>>18519288
>Pump by the end of the day
>Friday

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>>18519366
I am terrified of this stock. It makes no fucking sense outside of meme world.

>> No.18519861

>>18519792
Ya I just dumped what I had now. Made a small profit since I didn't put much in. It was fun. Now It's time for breakfast and non-stressful activities for the day. I don't even know the name of TRNX.

>> No.18519874

Why is Jewgle up today?

>> No.18519980

>>18519792
look at the 2012 price

>> No.18520514

>>18519629
>nice trips

So anon please tell me what stocks you’re buying so I can do the opposite

>> No.18520584

>>18519570
"fuck trading anytime between 10am and 3pm

>> No.18520799

>>18518895
Sgammo is based family owned and not run by a small rootless international clique of christkillers

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>>18518830

claimed mine already