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>>18515689 don't, asshat.

>>18515714
Why not, it's purely for sex.

If she's a waitress, write your number on the receipt. That's what I did, she's great, even has modified herself to not be able to procreate anymore. Highly recommend 40s+ vs. self rightous gamey 20 somethings

>>18515689
your success will depends on how thicc is your link stack

>>18515689
You dont, she is easily smarter than you. Be crystal clear, and tease her slowly. She will do the rest.

>>18515689
I had a little fling with a wealthy 42 y.o. college music professor 20 years my senior, probably the most chad thing I’ll ever accomplish.

I met her on Hinge, the key is a renegade confidence that totally disregards the age gap. I opened with joking about how her profile age must’ve been a typo because she looked so young blah blah (total lie but post wall roasties will do anything to feel young again) and it was pretty easy from there.

I’d go to her swanky townhouse where she cooked me nice meals, let me drink her wine, then sucked the soul out of me, 10/10 would recommend cougar hunting.

>>18516081
she waived her right to procreate so you could go bare back? That dick better be made of gold

Yes, and they will hunt you, you just must be aware of the subtle signs. Once you give them green light they pounce. Look for leopard bags, or other attire.

She didn't do it just for my golden dick, but yeah, I'm trying my best to keep up with her

Just be forward about being interested in them. No matter what they will feel validated because a younger guy wants to fuck them
Don't fall for the reddit tier advice of needing to hide your intentions with women, it can ONLY comes off as creepy - unless you're wayyy to aggressive with them that is

>>18516882
reddit is literally this worst at giving dating advice. Probably because they're all feminine cucks

>>18515689

Monitoring for interest. I potentially could hook up with a 45ish woman. Reckon she would go for it, if I could give subtle hints. I'm 29 so the age gap isn't huge

She invited me to London to 'hang' for the weekend. But the Slanty-Eyed Sniffles put an end to that for now.

I sort of made a move, Is said, "I would offer to come a keep you company if I didn't have work" because she was lonely due to the virus and she insta shot me down saying, "even if you didn't have work it's not allowed because of the virus"
Do I still have a chance now I've made my intentions clear, ball is basically in her court now unless I chase more but it might come off as desperate or make things awkward.

If she fell for the national lockdown stay in your homes meme she don't deserve you bro. Go find a cougar that laughs at that shit

How did you get her number? Did you put yours on receipt paper? Call, don't text. Leave a voicemail if no answer "hey this thing reminded me of ya, saying hey let's get together soon."

I just fucked a woman 10 years older than me in the ass. She's in the shower now while I'm shitposting here.

>>18516918
That entire sites opinions have no basis in reality.

>>18515689
Just say she looks young and pretty, that's all women want to hear

>>18517367
You did fine brah, I've had girls ruthlessly flake me and then weeks later message me out of the blue when they're horny as fuck and will practically beg for me, the trick is to make them know (implicitly) you don't need them in your life to be happy and they will come around to you when their biology compels them to

Be friends with her. Don't make it seem like you're interested romantically. Act like it could never happen between you two, and instead ask her advice on courting women your own age. Talk about your previous conquests. After a while she will ache for your lust because she wants to feel young again. She'll make a move one day when you're hanging out. Go with the flow but act hesitant. Congratulations, you've successfully courted an older woman. I've done this about 3 times.

>>18517853
>>18517908
>>18517978
Here's the thing
>family friend
>known her since I was little
>we shared an intimate moment briefly a few years back but never followed through because of reasons
>see her every now and then since but never thought about it
>recently heard she was lonely and trying to get a guy from tinder to self isolate for 2 weeks so they he could come over
So I know the whole lockdown excuse is bull.

>>18518222
But I feel I've planted a seed.

Older women are supremely underrated--great fucks, but never never worth settling down with.

>>18515689
you sniff her ass in public

>>18518222
Post screencaps anon

>>18515689
you berate them on social media until they show u bobs and vagene

>>18515689
You don't. Nobody enjoys drinking spoiled milk.

>>18518543
>I said
"I would offer to come and keep you company but with work and all probably not the best idea right now :("
>and she shot me down by saying.
"You cannot do that even without work, remember were not supposed to socialise with people outside of our home :)
but thanks"

I didn't bother responding yet because it was pretty clear, maybe she will come back in a while horny I dunno

>>18515689
Go to the bar or even better work there. I get molested all the time while I'm there. I'm not even six feet tall.