/biz/ - Business & Finance

Buying Raytheon Carnival and Boeing on open. All in 200kk split evenly. What’s gonna happen?

How do you feel on a TRNX? Yikes or Niice?

Bobos i think it's over.

>>18512967
Regardless, we've had the lowest decline in retail sales in history. A drop in the money supply that we've literally never seen before.

>>18512974
Your butthole expands (more)

>>18512974
>buying slow as shit boomer stocks
just buy a fund/etf fucking turbo retard.

>>18512986
Bobos go to bed till Q3

Imagine being the one retarded anon who's seen RTX shilled for weeks, refused to buy it because they think it's a stupid meme, and is sitting in cash right now not doubling his money

Bullboi

Why shouldn't I buy SPR? It's way down, but it's a Boeing supplier, and Boeing is way up on news of reopening the factory. Which means SPR must reopen.

>>18513003
Imagine being so singlehandedly annoying that you're giving everyone the impression that it's a meme stock despite it being a solid investment.

just dumping everything i hav into tecl and getting out in a month or two
it's the only safe play

>>18512965
Give me a good ETF to buy /biz/
They’re all doing good at the moment but idk which one is the best to buy

>>18513017
More for me then

Whats going to go up 500% today?
Give me some free chicken

Moo

>>18513027
Gush is amazing

>>18513025
>3x leveraged etf
>safe play

>>18513027
A solid tech ETF is probably your safest bet if you don't want to go broad market. You'll have to do research, though, on which is the best. I know Vanguard is consistently rated top across the board.
Avoid emerging markets like the plague. Even if a cure comes out tomorrow, COVID is still going to slaughter EM when debts come due.
I'd avoid small-caps, too. Large caps might be ok if you've the stomach to hold for years.
Alternatively, meme it up and go DXY. All other currencies are gonna get slaughtered when the dollars run out. Fed literally can't print enough to meet demand.

>>18512974
I'm holdong boeing equityy r n hope to double my money by next year

Isn't it interesting that in 2008 crash, literally nothing happened, yet we crashed to oblivion? Now we have 3 MONTHS of GLOBAL ECONOMIC SHUT DOWN. Soon hundreds of thousand dead. The largest debt crisis in history. The greatest unemployment ever recorded. The most shut down of business ever. And you're telling me we are going back to all time highs from a few months ago?
Haha hehe...

Recession delayed until Q3/Q4. We might actually hit ATHs while some places are locked down and half of the world is still in lockdown. If you're a bobo, either go really fucking long term, try to play a swing day, or just sit on your cash.

>>18513025
>>18513058
oh wait it's 1x

>>18513027
>>18513058
Oh, and caveat. Like this guy says, fucking avoid leveraged ETFs. They have wild swings and usually don't outperform simple non-leveraged ones anyway.

>>18513064
Priced in

>>18513078
You're just plain wrong

Should I sell my JCP at 11.75% gains or continue to ride the wave?

bullish ?

>>18513088
When JCP declares bankruptcy, and it will be soon, your shares will cease to have any value.

>>18512990
>>18512967
We are in a deflationary phase because cash is in high demand people are forced to liquidate inventories, real estate ect. Inflation comes after the crisis when there is suddenly trillions of extra liquidity floating around.

>>18513088
Why you selling JC cunny?
The meme survives for now.

>>18513104
Haven't you heard? JCP is too big to fail.

>>18513064
Absolutely BVLLISH. Surf the Kali Yaga

>>18513064
we didn't have business ,an president who rather passes all problem to next generation, rather than loose the election

>>18513069
The recession isn't delayed. The economic data that comes out over that period will show that. Markets might not react well then, so yes, there might be some more room to the top of the rally.

>>18513036
Based

>>18513104
I thought Jeff Bezos made a deal to personally cut a check to each anon in this thread for $500 a share by the end of the month?
>>18513112
You're right anon, I need to have stronger hands

>tesla gap opening to 800
god fucking damn

>>18513064
Trump gives people confidence in the economy, he will be remembered for this.

>>18513117
CNBC host saying today fed might bail out places like Macy’s but they should bail out JC Penney’s.
I was like so much hate by talking heads.

>>18513124
True, actually meant market recession is delayed. The economy is obviously in the shitter with lower GDP/trade/etc, but the market's downturn is definitely delayed.

bvll market in lads
fed has our back

>>18513078
You're fucking retarded

>>18513137
Shouldn’t bail out*

>>18513078
on the average you are correct

now SSO and QLD are amazing

look at their history from 08 to now

I myself dont go full force into leverage but i do have a good amount of money into them made

>>18513140
We have had good progress in clearing up uncertainty over the past month, but given how volatile it's been, it's way too early to say that. Who knows what news story will pop up next.

IT'S ONLY GREEN WHEN THE MARKETS ARE CLOSED

>>18513137
The future of the american economy is zombie corporation infestation.
>20 years ago talk of a bailout would have investors flee and wait to see if they can buy back in
>now its a BUY BUY BUY signal
Boomers, not content with giving their bags to their children and grandchildren, are now trying to give even more bags to their great grandchildren.
Fuck that god damn generation. Even the silent generation hated them.

>>18513147
They're actually at $6.4 trillion right now according to the H.4.1 that they released today.

>>18513174
Also, this.

>>18513147
$6 billion doesn't seem that bad

>>18513156
SSO goes all the way back to before the Great Recession and if you'd bought it at the literal all time high before the recession you'd still have made more money from it than SPY or QQQ. And that's buying at the worst possible time. SSO is a monster

>>18513193
I'd prefer SOXL or SPXL once the VIX calms the fuck down

so yes all the numbers look bad but historically speaking the stock recovery happens half way into a recession not at the end

everything shows we are either in the middle of a recession or about to head out of one

Finally the stock market is not the economy

>>18513036
>pratt & whitney
now this is BASED
GE are hacks

>>18513147
>>18513180
>>18513190
Good luck ever unwinding it.

>>18513207
What? No. We are just starting the recession. The economic contraction is going to be occurring for the next several quarters as we slowly ramp back up.

>>18513206
I have had

TQQQ
QLD
SSO
3x sp500

for around 2 weeks and been holding strong

its a good time to buy if you ask me

when that golden cross hits we will rally again
the 200 week and 50 week moving average

>>18513101
*POOTS ON YOU*

>>18513101
>>18513259
Is this chemical warfare? Are the brapp farms going to be death traps?

How are my bears mitigating their losses?

I have a short that is killing me and a put that is devastated and expires next Friday. I lost so much money that it is really stressing me out. I feel like the dumbest person on the planet.

>>18513279
>buying puts
>not selling calls

>>18513206
Agreed. I'm holding about 200 shares of SPXL and about 500 shares of SOXL bought pretty low. Now I'm selling puts on SOXL trying to get cheapies or, you know, keep the premium as a consolation prize

>>18512974
>What’s gonna happen?
You will make a lot of money by next year.

>>18513279
As Keynes said in the 1930s: “Markets can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.”

Bobos cannot win with ratio anymore. You tried to be a clever and failed the timing.

>>18513284
I'm sure I would have lost big on that also if I had it. God hates me.

>>18513064
>Soon hundreds of thousand dead
Curve is flattening already.
>The greatest unemployment ever recorded. The most shut down of business ever.
None of this matters as its not real unemployment. Its just people sitting at home waiting for governors to lift orders. Then they will all be back at work immediately. Its not like there is a crisis that would inhibit companies from rehiring them.

>>18513279
Strangles. Buy slightly OTM puts and calls. So long as things jump around ~3% (depends on how big your strangle is), you can pay off the put and call when things move. Then, if the market moves in the other direction, get another free cut (ie, Wednesday I bought some IYR calls and puts that made me money today via the put side, and tomorrow I'm making money via the call side because some fake news). Also, whatever you do, do not fight the market or get married to your positions. You have to get out if and when you can.

>>18513311
>Then they will all be back at work immediately.
Do people really believe their own words?

>>18513274
Doesn't seem that bad

>>18513299
Peloton is what really got me. I just didn't expect it to rally 40%.

How does one prepare for that? It makes zero sense.

anyone who buys debt is a sucker

you get fuck all interest now and the principal will be worthless by the time you get it back

>>18513064
No infinite money last time

>>18513324
Laughs in TSLA, CMG, SPCE. The market cares not for reality anon just that the cash flows.

Stonks for the Stonk God, Bears for the Bear throne.

>>18513324
Ipad bike is fucking atrocious I always load up puts on this

Who buys bonds at these rates? How can the governments afford to pay for anything if they no one buys them?

>>18513356
Europe

>>18513346
When the stock was 27 I bought a 34 put for about $7. It actually costs me about 20 cents. It was far in the money. Never thought it would 52 week high today to $38! Damnit.

>>18513356
The treasury can buy bonds

>>18513344
>laughs in
You have to go back

jesse freakin heckies
10k+ coronadeaths yesturday

at this rate we gonna be 20k deaths daily by Tuesday O_O

>>18513311
>>18513321
>>18513336
>all be back at work immediately
This has got to be the next meme after the lock down, accompanied with pictures of homeless people and bread lines.

>>18513331
There was some good ones before papa Jerome nuked bonds
Seriously though, I have never seen bonds get nuked this hard before.
>>18513356
You might still buy them if you have 250k+ assets. They at least get more interest than in a bank (for now)

>>18513377
Doesn't the treasury sell the bonds?

>>18513380
All the cases resolving

>>18513380
Have you missed the Gilead news? They have got everything under control.

>>18513036
I work at Collins.
Raytheon and Collins are knocking 10% off all salaried employees' salaries and are sending hourly workers home unless they are strictly necessary, which really just comes down to military contracts.
I expect to be laid off within the next month as they have contract cancellations roll in from failing airlines.
You're riding a stock that shouldn't be going up.

Sitting on cash is too painful right now. I wish I bought more AMZN

>my leveraged call on carbon emission futures opens +200% just today
god fucking damn. just. so much money.
https://www.investing.com/commodities/carbon-emissions-streaming-chart

>>18513391
I meant the federal reserve

>>18513356
they're a hedge. people don't buy them because they're lucrative; you buy them in case shit really hits the fan. almost all boomer portfolios have some gov bonds.
if the $2 trillion really does cause longterm inflation, like /biz/ fears, then itll give the gov an excuse to drastically rack up rates and makes some real money

Frens, I just got the word from higher up. Strongest call is GILD should be good until 98 tomorrow so I'll be loading up on longs at the open and getting out at that 98. Slightly weaker but we're also looking at a pullback on the Dow/S&P so puts opened tomorrow morning should pay off later in the day. Again, first call is strong, second one is a bit weaker. Cap this and trade accordingly

>>18513394
Priced in

>>18513378
No.

>>18513395
Hang tight, fellow cashbro. At least we aren’t bears bagholding puts or shorts

>>18513190
anon its not billions. 6000k (millions) look at the bottom of the graph

>>18513394
So you're telling me they have more flexibility in their liquidity?

>>18513407
To add to this, try to make the notional value of your GILD longs and /YM shorts roughly equal. That's how I'm playing it

>>18513407
Everyone and their mother is going to try and buy that stock.

just give me a million dollar loan at 2% interest
i promise i'll pay it back
t. small business owner

>>18513428
Then they're gonna realize it's dog shit and they'll sell it. that's when I come in.

>>18513428
You got that right. It will probably open at 89. If you have pre hours get in as early as possible and try to lock that 89 in but just make sure whatever you do don't get started above 98 as that's looking like the ceiling for this particular trade

Lost 500 today but looks like tomorrow I might back it back my brothers

Tesla sold ~376000 cars last year.
Toyota sold ~8000000 cars in 2018.
Yet Toyota's market cap is about 170 billion and Tesla's is about 134 billionish.
Are Musks memes really THAT strong? Can they carry Tesla through whats quite possibly going to be sub $2 a gallon gas for a few years?

What should be my game plan tomorrow I'm sitting on 1k in cash and these are my current positions.

>>18513436
>Then they're gonna realize it's dog shit and they'll sell it.
Hence the suggestion to dump at 98

>>18513445
>tesla is just about cars
they do like 36 different things

>>18513424
I'm telling you that, for Collins at least, there will be no new business for like 3 years. We'll finish up what we have which will take 6-9 months and then it'll be a derelict company.

>>18513445
Eventually reality is gonna hit. Tesla 420 EOY

I bought 1000€ of airlines yesterday some hours before close.
My entire capital is about 1250€
Looking at after-hours numbers this morning I don't know if I should feel like a genius or worry about premarket.

>>18513452
I'm gonna buy a few puts for the original value before the pump

>>18513446
Sell everything.

>>18513445
Cybertruck

>>18513428
God damn it I sold at 78
Well on the bright side the whole company is fucked once Truvada loses its patent this year. And everyone knows the cure is bs anyway.
Look at it like this: Tamiflu is one of the most efficacious drugs for treating the flu. And it is absolute dogshit would never save the world in a flu pandemic.
Even if Remdesevir is as efficacious as Tamiflu, it will not be a miracle. And it is entirely possible the drug is as efficacious as cocaine for all we know.

>>18513064
>Isn't it interesting that in 2008 crash, literally nothing happened, yet we crashed to oblivion? How old were you in 2008? You are delusional if you believe "nothing happened". Several people lost their homes and retirements.

8 milllion "unemployed", but it's largely stacey the hairdresser and jose the bus boy. No one in an S&P 100 company is actually unemployed

>>18513445

Probably will dump along with everything else when COVID reemerges in the fall

>>18513470
But RTX goes up like its missle. Anon don't you know that every time a Tomahawk is launched RTX gains a dollar.

>>18513428
Gilead will most likely give up the drug patent. They arent going to get public portrayal as trying to profit off a pandemic.

>>18513455
And none of them make any net revenue
They are priced like 40x higher than car companies and 8x higher than semiconductor stocks. They are valued 100x more than their partner that actually makes the battery.

>>18513017
This. Makes me tempted to sell on a pump. The fact he is shilling so hard nakes me wary of it.

>>18513445
Tesla also makes the most advanced batteries in the world, have significantly less debt, ahead of everyone else in self driving tech, and they sold every single car they made.
Toyota pumps out cheap cars en mass and just dumps them on the market and is heavily weighed down by debt.

>>18513445
>what is consumer demand

>>18513446
Sell OKE, Hold the other two.
How do my positions look?

Hey, I'm pretty new to this trading thing. I can see how day trading can be quite fun and profitable. But then I heard about the Pattern Day Trader rule. It sounds like your brokerage can suspend your account if you execute 4 trades over 5 days, if you have less than 25k. That's ridiculous, am I reading it wrong? Am I at risk, and how do I check if I've gotten a strike? And what even constitutes as a "day trade", what are the parameters?
Anyone have experience with this?
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/p/patterndaytrader.asp

>>18513117
My .50 call for June is going to fucking print

0.1100 0.2300 109.09% CLOSE
0.2300 0.2410 4.78% CLOSE AH
0.1100 0.2410 119.09% TOTAL

VOLUME 575,748,730

>>18513488
>a dollar
each tomahawk is a million bucks and that's dirt cheap for a missile

>>18513445
>buy a car that lasts 15 years
>because gas is gonna be cheap for 2

>>18513393
Normalcy bias is a cancer

https://twitter.com/realtianzeng/status/1250979087079878656?s=21

Never trust a (((stein)))

>>18513500
short them then :~)

>>18513478
>>18513507

>>18513130
Biblical crash after earnings and then an absolutely god-like run around the cybertruck

>>18513522
This is the same guy that tanked Amarin before the lawsuits happened.

We need to engineer a pump and dump like Gilead is doing.

>>18513478
>8 million
LITERALLY over 20 million unemployment application recorded
>just hairdressers and the bus boy
>nobody in S&P100 fired
You mean normal people who have bills to pay and no saving like the majority of workers who don't have work right now?
Do people actually believe this obviously bullshit narrative?

>>18513522

>>18513461
If you‘re buying airlines now, why worry about tomorrow. Either hold that shit for a year or two or don‘t get in.

>>18513509
I am too stupid for options. But Id imagine they be good or crazy.

>>18513512
If you are using RH Elizabeth shitter shithead old lady gives you PDT slap on the wrist. If I were to sell one of my positions that I wanted to get out of later in the day I am banned from buying / selling equities for 90 days. 90 DAYS????

>>18513509
That looks like a mess. I probably have a list half your size and am looking to cut back on the amount of options I'm doing as it is unsightly and gets in the way of buying and selling stocks.

>>18513526
Tesla and Uber exist as summer children of the post 2008 crash (for Tesla, based on its IPO). If interest rates were ever raised to kill zombies, they would "suddenly" have cashflow problems.

>>18513512
buying and selling the same stock in the same day is one day trade

>>18513101
Conceptualize the aroma.

>>18513488

>>18513534
The dude needs to serve time

>>18513536
No. Nobody believes it, or you wouldn't be hearing about the bleak economic forecasts for the next several quarters. Don't worry, anon. You're not crazy.

>>18513535
It was dump, then pump, then it will be dump again.
They dropped back down to the low 70s after China "silently" canceled their study.

>>18513522
>>18513537
i love how people are going to wonder and ponder over how this kike was able to walk free without ever considering the his connections through the tribe.
it's all so tiresome

>>18513488
What part of "depression" do you not understand?

>>18513541
It's for an easy swing, everything went +6% after close, the plan is to sell today.

>>18513537
So what's this guys incentive for being so bitter or caring what these random companies are doing when it likely has no effect on him?

>>18513576
the part where consumer spending has literally any relevance to a defense stock

>>18513576
"Depression" thats a chinese lie. Everyone knows defense stocks are immune to depression because we will go to war to address our economic crisis.

>>18513509
Jesus Christ mate that’s so many weeklies. How long have you been hodl

TIL never ever ever never EVER use market orders
>stock booming up from 1.25
>keep trying to put down limit buy orders
>stock keeps outrunning my limit orders
>throw down a market order when the stock was around 1.33 so I could grab it before it hit 1.40
>market order fucking executes at 1.60
>high price for the day was only 1.55
>settled at 1.08 after hours
The ultimate "what the fuck that's not what I meant why did you do that???" moment

>>18513551
Ok, that's what I thought. I better be more careful then. I did two today.

>>18513572
Quite the time to buy so many GILD calls huh. Must’ve gotten lucky I guess

is Netflix overvalued? does anyone else feel like all the streaming platforms are overvalued?
the golden age of these streaming giants is ending. now that the big studios have realized the value of their content, they're either charging more or establishing their own services (see what Disney has done successfully, or what NBC is attempting to do, wrenching The Office from Netflix). the result is that the streaming services are being pushed into relying more and more on original content. most of this content is garbage.
the market is going to just get more and more fragmented. and as it gets more inconvenient (Normies used to just have Netflix. Now normies have Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, HBOGO, and Disney Plus) more and more people will be pushed to piracy. the only thing holding people back from piracy is the inconvenience of it. being expected to pay for 20 different services will push them to it.
Apple is now pushing for Apple TV+
Is there a point where the average consumer will refuse to pay $350 a month to have access to 20 different platforms?

T R N X
R
N
X

>>18513576
I think the Fed managed to hold off a depression, but at the same time, their goal was never to hold off the recession. They solely wanted to nip civil unrest in the bud, as stated by them.

>>18513597
Amazing time. Truly gets the noodle going.

>>18513512
Open up a futures account to trade indexes, commodities, and bonds without the day trader bullshit. Leverage is much higher than stocks and you get much more favorable tax treatment. I like https://www.ampfutures.com/

Based Europe.

They are waking up and the futures are getting back to the shitter.

>>18513591
Makes me wonder if the other person actually received $1.60 or if they actually received $1.40 and your brokerage just kept the other 20 cents.

What in the sam fuck is this shit and why do I only see it on /biz/?

>>18513424
;^) exactly what he is saying.
Just wants to feel like his job has meaning.

>>18513597
>tfw insider trading will never be really prosecuted unless you're a nobody

>>18513598
A lot of tech stocks right now have nonsensical P/E. Some don't even have a ratio and its been that way for years. This feels like short selling to the max because tech is, in theory, least sensitive to social distancing.
Like every 10 years there is a new tech bubble. And there are bagholders that claim that this time the tech is fundamentally different. And then it implodes again.

>>18513583
Money.

>>18513101
Took this guy's pic today chilling down at the river. First manatee I ever saw. Thought it was appropriate for your pic though

>>18513583
Oh he’s getting money for it guaranteed

>>18513620
Pajeet south park

>>18513618
How so?

https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures

>>18513620
>2012 plus 8 years, 3 months, and 16 days
>still supporting the current state of 4chan by enabling ads
Apparently it's pretty fucking trash, like an Indian bootleg South Park.

>>18513620
I'm surprised trip shills don't buy this ad space by the way.

>>18513602
yes yes yes yes!!! .50 today maybe more!!!

>>18513620
what kind of utter fucking subhuman retard SEES ADS on 4CHAN in 2020

you've had LITERALLY OVER A DECADE to figure out how adblock works holy fuck retard drop the extra chromosome

>>18513646
/biz/ posters

also TSLA could implode anytime now, literally confirmed if goldman sachs is telling people to buy

>>18513646
lel

>>18513656
TSLA "earnings" report is on 4/22.

OH NO NO NO
MUMU
ARE YOU OKAY BUDDY?

>>18513628
I wish I could time when the streaming services will fall. I'm certain a steep correction is coming, but I haven't the slightest idea when. Maybe 3 years from now, when the Universal Dark Universe Streaming Service debuts to slightly disappointing subscription numbers, causing all the optimism to evaporate instantly. Netflix suddenly drops from its $2.4 trillion market cap to $100 billion, and the NBC Peacock™ homepage turns into a broken jpeg.

are you fucking kidding me, /biz/

on monday i saw i had $0.89 left in my available cash, so i bought 5 shares of Chesapeake Energy which were like 12 cents a share.

two days ago Chesapeake does a reverse stock split.

yesterday, TD Ameritrade charges me THIRTY EIGHT FUCKING DOLLARS so they can """"reorganize"""" the stock after the split.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT

I SPENT LITERALLY $0.75 ON THESE SHARES

AND IM BEING CHARGED $38 FOR IT

SEVENTY FIVE CENTS WORTH OF SHARES

AND IT COSTS ME THIRTY EIGHT DOLLARS

FUCK YOU

FUCK

YOU

>>18513633
SNIFFFFFF

>>18513644
how much do ad campaigns cost? making an rtx chad meme into a /biz/ ad would be worth at least a couple bucks of fun

>>18513646
I mean, sometimes, it's nice but I really miss when J-List used to advertise on 4chan. But yeah, even pic related that popped up recently isn't that great. Fuck them for screwing up sadpanda.

>>18513665
There will be a "correction" when the big boys have any confidence in finally buying longs, especially in literally any other sector.

>>18513663
What am I missing here???????

https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures

>>18513661
call city, you know its going to pump

>>18513669
priced in. you got baited hard.

>>18513669
>i had $0.89 left in my available cash

>>18513669
>CHK

>>18513443
Get out of this as quick as you can with a profit. A pullback tomorrow is imminent

>>18513669
god imagine what happened to the ceo of the company
if he owned 10 million shares, he got charged $57 million for the reorganization
everyone who works there must be FUCKED

>>18512965
(Bloomberg) --
Broadcom Inc. warned customers they’ll need to place orders for parts at least six months ahead of time, a surprisingly long lead time that points to wider than anticipated disruptions to the tech industry’s global supply chain.
Lockdowns in Malaysia, Thailand, Singapore and the Philippines are “closing or severely restricting business operations,” according to a letter to customers from Nilesh Mistry, Broadcom’s vice president of sales, dated April 13 and seen by Bloomberg News. He urged clients to put in their orders at least 26 weeks ahead of delivery -- meaning anything ordered now will get shipped right around the crucial holiday season. The typical lead time for deliveries is about two to three months.
The missive from Broadcom -- which makes crucial components for Apple Inc.’s iPhone -- drives home concerns that Covid-19 is disrupting the tech supply chain well beyond China, where the novel coronavirus first emerged to impact global production lines. While China’s recovering its footing, lockdowns and quarantine orders in crucial regions such as Southeast Asia are exerting a still-unknown impact on the supply of everything from Nintendo Switches to smartphones.

>>18513625
That’s exactly what I’ve been doing swinging TMDX for years (in Minecraft). Now that the fun is over and we will be bought out probably Q1 2021, I have tried to get you anons in on it.

Also wtf is wrong with zoomers? Picrel is some faggot who lives near me and is slowly getting our entire cell tower banned.

WealthSimple thinks the markets won't open until Monday. I am consistently impressed with the new and exciting ways the WealthSimple app finds to fail.

wake me up when tesla becomes profitable

>>18513704
RIP in peace anon

>>18513681
You know that it’s going to erase the entire pump tomorrow right? And all or those 4/17s expiring means we’re fucked next week too.

>>18513669
Like what the hell? It shows me few pennies and then boom $15 bucks or some crap.

>>18513727
Huh,

>>18513727
Sorry if this is a brainlet question, but s and p futures are up almost 3% and NASDAQ 2%. Why would this erase the pump?

New AMD ATH today?

>>18513701
>priced in
These are going to be the headlines for the next several months.

>>18513727
>>18513741
you know what a reverse stock split is right?

>>18513744
it woudn't

>CHK

>>18513757
OK then why would the pump be erased? Considering play for today. Thanks.

>>18513703
Use shitty discount broker. Experience shitty discount service.

>>18513702
You know you wrote that shit man. It's cool you can talk to us we won't rat you out to the jannies

>>18513775
all I want is robinhood tier quality but like everything else in life the canadian equivalent to an american product is worse in every conceivable way

>>18513692
please God please. please pull back to 150.

>>18513768
My contacts have informed me to expect a pullback tomorrow

wait a minute, why shouldn't I just be buying high yield junk bond ETFs? that's what jerry powers is buying, right?

i was waiting for my 5k to deposit and its due to deposit tomorrow.
i missed the dip, now its going to shoot up.
what should i do, i wanna end it all rn

>>18513810
buy on the way up and hope this isnt the new normal highs

>>18513807
look at HYG, doesn't look that good despite feds buying

>>18513768
>news about the treatment is overblown/half truth by a jewish reporter who done it before
>premium on puts are high as fuck so everyone expecting a pullback

the pump wouldn't be erased but it wouldn't last long either

>>18513602
TRNX all the way>>18513603

>>18513824
Huh. If they don't cut their dividend, Raytheon actually has a better yield than HYG. And instead of a bunch of garbage debt you get a terrifically undervalued defense bluechip.

>>18513807
JPow is buying junk to alleviate the impact to the real economy when it fails because the fed doesn't give a shit about losses.

>>18513801
I'd like a second opinion from your glasses

holy fuckin shit oil. how bad can this get

>>18513779
I’m 30 and r9k didn’t exist when I started browsing 4chin.

>>18513883
My glasses are in agreement. I'm not 100% solid on the Dow pullback but I wouldn't bet against it. What I'm saying is don't necessarily short but if you're long the market significantly expect to close down some dollars

>>18513810
This categorically isn’t the bottom.

>>18513661
4/22
>being this retarded

I have puts on AMC that expire end of May. They are for 2 and 2.5 dollars. Should I dump them as fast as possible on open, or hold them? What is your advice?

holy fucking shittttttt oilbros about to wake up fucking financially ruined lmao

>>18513920
how long till the bottom, i only have 1k invested so far and my FOMO is bad

>>18513914
All I care about is opening green so I can dumb some bags on the bigger idiot

>>18513931
Ahha oil chads getting fucking bogged

Germany pumping hard on tnrx ez .50 today

Congrats bulls that held

>>18513746
yes. AMD CHADS WE RYZEN THE FUCK UP

>>18513936
implying anyone here knows
i bet bottom is next September. the market is currently running on a wave of euphoria, which will only increase when economies reopen. we'll have an extremely volatile, roughly optimistic summer.
and then the second wave of corona will come, and we'll fly shrieking into despair

>>18513597
It's possible some large firms had people trawling for the "raw" clinical data to be published before it was packaged for the public through a news outlet. Remsidivir was a pretty high profile therapeutic from early on but no clinical trials were complete until now. Dunno though.

>>18513669
TDA has the best support. Chat them up, they'll probably waive it if you're not a dick.

>>18513692

Yeah I'll be here waiting to sell at market open. I considered selling a limit price now to sell my contracts but I'm not sure what type of value I'll see at market open.

>gold dumping
>oil hit new low
>tesla fucking 800
>futures still +3%
just WHAT the fuck is happening. i'm just going to pull everything out and put a small amount into shorting tesla

>>18513763
kek
had $200 dollas in this thing that somehow turned into $10

-_-;

>>18513952
should i call or should i just email them through their website?

>>18513982
call them on your cellphone telephone like an adult

>>18513971
There is no gold shortage. Schiff has just been trying to get libertarians to take his bags. Literally Boomer bitcoin which is why Schiff feels compelled to compare gold to bitcoin at every opportunity.

TOP PICKS OF THE AUTISTIC MOMENT:
BA: Ready to skyrocket, if you can hold for 6 months you will double your money easy.
RTX: if you didn't buy in a couple days after the merger you're a little late to the party but probably still a good stock to purchase, might be a little dip over the next month but by year end it will be a top performer.
MRO: if you aren't buying shitloads of this right now you're a f****** retard.
AUTISM AWARD:
SNDE: Fucking kek just look at that chart.

tesla market cap: 130.9b
tesla equity: 8.11b
book value: 6.74b

Debt/Equity: 2.22
negative earnings every year since inception

yeah, fuck off

>Be bong
>Just woke up to find my stocks have pumped hard overnight
Thank you American bros! This is why I only invest with you, my government cares more about saving lives than our stock markets

>>18513603
>>18513597
>>18513625
Didn’t they just have a conference or scheduled data presentation or something? This article didn’t drop out of the sky did it?

Also, after the scandal that found people were able to listen in on Bank of England decisions with audio devices either that were hidden or worked from a distance or something, I’m convinced there’s some very clever people out there who work well beyond insider tips, planted news stories, and the usual shit.

Imagine if you had a keylogger in the computers of the firm that Luckin coffee contacted to be “special counsel” in their “internal investigation”.

You’d have known before the news broke that there was major fraud going on that was going to be announced...

>>18513982
I've always used the Support function in Thinkorswim. It opens a chat and someone is on your case within 5 minutes in my experience. And they work practically all hours. I've had support hit me up at 9pm CST while trading futures and refund me for a trade that should have triggered, but didn't. It cost me money, proved to be TDA's fault, and I had the difference credited back to me the next day.

You can ask them questions about all sorts of shit. Hell, back before all this free trading, I was even able to talk them into giving me unlisted, reduced commissions.

>>18514049
Yep not buying.

>>18514046
you're retarded

>>18514072
stay poor

Me? I'll wake up with a 400% gain, at least.

OH NO WHAT HAPPENED BULLS!??
When I left we were LIMIT UP! on smol caps!!

Literally the only things I am holding still is my pet stock of TMDX and some GEO I couldn’t offload in time before the post-divvy dump.

Who is buying in this market? I hope you’re not, anon.

>>18514046
>BA: Ready to skyrocket, if you can hold for 6 months you will double your money easy.
What is this based on? Where is the demand going to come from? All they have is backorders.

>>18514075
Said the poorfag

>>18514091
You sound like you’ve been trading for less than a year lmao

>>18514049
Musk should just do a stock offering to raise enough cash to buy Ford, GM, and Chrysler. He could.

>>18513700
alright no one gave you a (you), but that's fuckin hilarious lmao

>>18514102
Suck my dick

>>18514097
>Who is buying in this market? I hope you’re not, anon.

>>18514046
>BA
Hard pass, zombie corporation.
>RTX
Balls deep son
>MRO
I'm curious what your thesis is

>>18514114
Ahh I see a shitcoin tourist

>ahhh that FIRST coffee of the morning

Feels so good man, where's my /coffeesquad/ at?

who here /greed/

>>18514136
>morning
It's evening though?

>>18514136
I already had mine
about to eat some brocc and roast beef right now

>>18514136
its half past midnight idiot

>>18514136
But it’s 9:30 anon

>>18514136
>>18514146
About to have some Irish coffee and Brussels sprouts. Might put some vermouth in it too.

>>18514136
it's only 230am

i havent even gone to bed yet

Some of you are alright, dont fall for tbe GILD pump and dump today.

On a serious note how likely is it that the crappy readouts next week will somehow be spun into gold to ease public tension and get people back to work?

>>18513220
if you could only pick one, which?

>>18513279
should really have rules for yourself and your risk tolerance and avoid leveraged etfs if you dont know how they work

>>18514136
It's 3:41am anon

Does anybody have an opinion on Psychedelic Medicines? As a next step to weed being legalized. Since I am a firm believer of the application potential.

Wouldn't that be something to look into and potentially get in cheap?

buy FANG

>>18514141
>>18514149
>>18514162
I always get this shit when j coffee post, why? Don't you understand timezones? Or is this part of the meme. If so thanks I like it
>>18514146
Nice
>>18514164
Based

Come on now, you can't tell me Tesla is going to rise to short squeeze levels of just two months ago

who tf is buying this

>>18514136
>sip coffee
>launch terminal
>close 300% gains made overnight
>another sip
>put up a small tesla short
>finish cup
six months wages made in a night. good shit. probably not even going to bother for the rest of the day with any active trading

If BA hits 200 in the next couple weeks, would you offload all your shares of it asap?

>>18514186
I mean I'm all for taking shrooms but don't bother trying to invest in it. Just buy oil, hedge with tech stocks when they dip a bit on Monday and go balls deep in a couple of good ETFs. No one serious is investing in psychedelic medicines right now

>>18514046
All of those picks kinda suck but I believe you that you are autistic. Just not in a useful kinda way

Alright im off to bed now boys. When I wake up I better see the dow pushing 28K tomorrow.
Keep me posted.

>>18514193
It’s been me every night anon. I browse biz before bed and you browse biz during your first cup of coffee. I’ll be /coffeesquad/ in 8 hours.

>historical 10 yr chart
Jesus
>>18514190
I was going to do some token shares into HAL but this is the second time I've seen FANG mentioned. What makes you think they will pull out of this?

>>18514186
yeah what >>18514203 said
it's the future, it's so healthy for people when used correctly, but there isn't that much money to be made unless you found a company yourself. Even then, it'll never be some huge massive business making tons of money just due to the nature of the thing. A single lab could supply all the worlds' LSD if the stuff was legal, and mushrooms grow cheap and easy enough that anyone can grow them at home.

>>18514136
Coffee lad! Lately I have been using your posts as my cue to go to bed. You usually arrive around 1:30-2am my time.

>>18514230
Enjoy your sleep anon and enjoy that first sip in the morning

>>18514202
I honestly feel like it should be offloaded now

Convince me not to drop a suicide stack into NYMT

>>18514203
Already got those bases covered anon but thanks. I guess indeed no one is serious in investing in it.

I've got a small amount in 1 stock, if I loose it no worries, maybe it will x?? in 10 years. Either way I like the idea of putting some money at my beliefs.

>>18514193
You reminded me to get my cuppa. About to take my first /sip/

the next drop on S&P500 will be the big one

>>18514261
feels like inferior MFA and i wouldnt touch that one either

>>18514236
it's a historically extremely stable stock with an upwards trend over the past several years. if you're betting that oil stocks will go back up their pre-march levels, why not fang?

>>18514136
reporting in, 9am here just had my first sip. Like liquid crack running through my veins. mmmm

>>18514236
explain Sir Ludwig Von Wülkensteijn, what am i looking at? the line seems to end there at a very low area. what are the meanings behind it, i can’t seem to decypher it Sir

So are we all agreed today will be a big GREEN DILDo and Monday will be a big DUMP

>>18514277
??? Drop ??? Anon, you have missed something.

>>18514201
Dont tell me it was all calls on NASDAQ blue chips...

Anyone buying GILD puts?

>The absolute state of Oil
Oil at 0$ when?

>>18514324
AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18514299
Nice, glad I can sip with someone in the same timezone.

>>18514297
>if you're betting that oil stocks will go back up their pre-march levels, why not fang?
Oil stocks will not come anywhere close to their pre-march levels for years. Even if the oil situation was instantly resolved now politically you'd have months to burn off the reserves. Even if you subscribe to that, HAL would be 4x, FANG would be about 3x.
>>18514300
10 yr bond yields are toast. They are actually less now than some bank interest rates.

>>18514313
>people thinking its not possible to drop
time to short

>>18514277
We will only get a large drop (>20%) from here if something unpredictable happens.
cases rising and poor earnings isn't enough IMO, we need some event(s) that generate uncertainty.
It would have to be something like:
-new strain or new virus
-significant confrontation with China
-some other crazy event I don't even know


>>18514324
damn son

I have 1800 to spend before market. What get?

Ruh-roh

>>18514357
rtx

>>18513015
10K for SPR is saying that 50% of their revenue is from the 737 MAX aircraft. Boeing suspended the aircraft orders and they will likely not be back until around 2022 if at all.

Personally not betting on SPR shooting up with all the negative news around the air industry in general and the 737 max program

>>18514324
Oil going to zero is priced in

>>18514358
This isn't going to end well, is it?

>>18514410
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>>18514410
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thread

>>18514410
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>>18514410
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>>18514406
No but I am expecting a pump at 9:30 to around 98. Then we
>damp eet

>>18514324
uh oh
>>18514136
still have a few hours till I can sip, really been enjoying a lil splash of choccy milk in mine

>>18513598
Netflix is absolutely overvalued. They’ve never turned a profit and yet they’re valued so highly. Not to mention 98% of their original content sucks ass.

>>18514308
Green open for sure. I'm not entirely convinced that will hold in to close.

>>18514324
>Oil at 0$ when?
Never. But low teens approaching $10 is apparently in the cards. Too much fucking around playing games for market share by the major producing countries. They all know what needs to be done to stop this oil crash but all want to schuck and jive and bebop and scat all over the place for slight advantage. This won't stop until Corona is done or there is war.

>>18514202
I'm dumping mine as soon as I can.

>>18513279
Best bet for puts is to buy them on stocks that have pumped significantly recently, especially those that have reached new ATH.