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>invest $1000 in Tyson chicken
>Buy $1000 worth of Tyson chicken tenders
>Tyson's stock increases
>Sell Tyson stock
>Invest half the money in Tyson and buy chicken tenders with the other half
>Tyson's stock increases
>Sell Tyson Stock
>Repeat for infinite money and chicken tenders

>> No.18510110
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>>18510083
le epic tendie mommy neet maymay xD

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>>18510083

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>> No.18510384

>>18510083

priced in

>> No.18510470
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>Tyson stock dividend is 25 cents per quarter
>Financial quarter is 90 days.
>Pack of tendies is $6.68
>Meaning that I need 601.2 dollars per quarter for tasty tendies
>Buy 2405 tyson stocks
>Get to decide on financial direction of company
>They reward me with tendies every day by yummy dividends.

I don't even need to do anything else for mommy anymore. I can shit all over the wall if I want because I get tendies every day from mommy Tyson

>> No.18510481

>>18510083
Big boy moves

>> No.18510497

>>18510083
very based.

>> No.18510709

>>18510083
>>18510470

kek

>> No.18510721

>>18510083
Have we hit peak based posting?

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>> No.18510751

>>18510083
Those are the nicest looking tendies I've ever seen

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>>18510083
>>18510470
Extremely based and /biz9k/pilled

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>>18510470
This will be remembered anon!

>> No.18511170

>>18511136
>>18510470
Actually the dividend is 42 cents a share now, so it is all wrong. Still somehow that makes it even more /biz/.

>> No.18511900

>>18510083
Chicken tenders are unironically the pinnacle of food. Nothing else even comes close.

>> No.18512300

Thanks for making me laugh harder than I have in a very long time....first post ever so yeah I really appreciate it.

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>>18510110

enjoy your ban and don't forget to buy KLEROS

>> No.18512336

>>18510083
lol this is why i still come on this stupid board

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>>18512333
Enjoy your ban and don’t forget to kys you retarded street shitting subhuman

>> No.18512904

>>18510470

based, they should pay all their dividends in tendies

>> No.18512966

>>18510083
sounds like you're on the right track to wealth and happiness. remember me in your prayers.

>> No.18513053

>>18512333
Based and checked.