/biz/ - Business & Finance

>NEW GUIDELINES ARE IN EFFECT NOW


ITS OVER.

First for welcome to /ck/

We now know the stock market doesn't actually give a shit about the economy, will it ever drop again?

The Monday dump will be biblical. You’re bagholding for the institutions, lmao.

>tfw loaded up on the bottom and told you retarded r*dditors this was a nothingburger

Short term bull
Mid term bear
Long term bull
This is the fakest and gayest rally of the fake and gay rallys so far

>States can open tomorrow
>May guidelines replaced by new ones

ITS OVER.

thread theme songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRYZijLZR-Q

Guys, realise that the second cases tick up again the phase resets, and we go back to the lockdown, states need a downward 14 day trend to continue the reopening. Incredibly bullish

>>18507272
fav 'za 'ing?

>treatment found with Gilead's remdesivir
treatment found with Gilead's remdesivir
>treatment found with Gilead's remdesivir
treatment found with Gilead's remdesivir
>treatment found with Gilead's remdesivir
treatment found with Gilead's remdesivir
treatment found with Gilead's remdesivir
>treatment found with Gilead's remdesivir
treatment found with Gilead's remdesivir
>treatment found with Gilead's remdesivir

>R-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

FUCK BEARS

How hard am I going to moon tomorrow (from 2 days ago btw)

we're getting a next level pump tomorrow

WHO /BVLLGANG/ HERE

>>18506745
>>18506772
>>18507220
in all seriousness, how the fuck do you niggers manage risk? because it sounds like your answer is going to be "i don't".

>All these people thinking this is a real pump

This shit in unpredictable, news conference talks about steps to re open states but NY and NJ will stay locked down atleast 4 more weeks.

>>18507289
Lol Montana South dakota and Wyoming can reopen. NE and midwest still locked down until mid may.

Cola cures corona. Buy KO

STATES CAN REOPEN TOMORROW

GG BEARS


WE BVLL MARKET NAO

the most hated bull market in the history of the market continues on. it was inevitable.

>>18507317
a lot of people here mistake gambling for investing

>>18507317
Define "managing risk" you fucking poodle.

>>18507284
Why would they dump on Monday?

SQQQDERS REPORT IN

I'M HOLDING STRONG $28 AVERAGE

THE BULLS ARE LOOSE

THE BULLS ARE LOOSE

THE BULLS ARE LOOSE

>>18507303
long term calls

>>18507326
>mid may
It's June.

>>18507321
Cope

>>18507335
The bullmarket died a couple weeks ago anon. We are in a new bullmarket. It started over dumbass

>>18507331
>GG BEARS
>He thinks states opening early is bullish

lmao

>250 billion more stimulus
>lockdowns end tomorrow
>vaccine found

greatest bull rally in world history has begun

I'm torn, yeah I wanna make a shit load of profit once things reopen, but I like sitting on my ass at home while getting paid by my company due to the situation a hell of a lot to.

>record loss in earnings
>millions unemployed and many straight up fired
>small businesses closing
>small business association out of money
etc.

just because the economy reopens doesn't mean we've time traveled back to January. Recovery is going to come in stages.

>>18507321
fake pump until it isnt anymore

3x leverage S&P500 etf here we go

>Grandpa, why didn't you buy during the Big Dip? Don't you like money?

>>18507350
I bet you think the market dumped because of Coronavirus, lmao.

I BOUGHT BMO AT $74 AAAAAAAAA

COUNTRY IS OPEN AGAIN

HOPE YOU GOT IN WHILE IT LASTED, BABY HERE WE GO

>>18507350
Because he's a retarded bear

>>18507364
>>vaccine

God you people are retards

>>18507284
LOL

It's gonna go higher for the rest of year

Look at these retards in here that don't understand how these new guidelines and gating works.

He straight up defended those retards in michigan. How are we supposed to work together if trump is telling these people what theyre doing is ok if whitmer says otherwise? We are in the top 5 ffs

>>18507301
Imagine the day by day gains as NY goes down

New SOXL pasta:
BUY SOXL
>BUY SOXL
BUY SOXL
>BUY SOXL
BUY SOXL
>BUY SOXL
BUY SOXL
>BUY SOXL

>>18507357
Excellent

>>18507389
Who the fuck cares? The market is up huge and I'm rich as fuck now. I've been trading for a whole month and have no clue what I'm doing but I've made sick gains.

>>18507400
3/10 bait kek

Russell futures limit up.

bought a tesla put yesterday,. i was gonna sell at open market for 25% proftit then long it .
>mfw overslept 30mins
>mfw sold at 50% loss
>mfw tesla is now poompink
>mfw i would have made %500 profit bc right after i would have sold my put i was gonna long it w a call
>mfw i overslept bc i was dreamin a cooomer dream and didnt wanna wake up
>mfw gotta wait till may 13 to daytrade again
>im never coomin again

>>18507400
>I've been trading for a whole month and have no clue what I'm doing but I've made sick gains.

based

>>18507393
nice.
>only up 8 percent AH
hmm disappointing.

>>18507364
>>vaccine found
Explain.

>Futures up 3%
BOBO more like NONO, HAHAHAHA

Is this return to normal, or "return to normal"?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you could've bought pepsi at $100/share at the bottom, now it's trading at $135.

The bottom is in lads. Get in before the sales over.

People are sitting on hoards of cash, just squeezing their cheeks and anxiously waiting for the pump.

>>18507238
>tfw went out to exercise and returned to find that both BA and RTX are mooning after hours

What the fuck did I miss? Are we going to war? Watching the press conference now.

>>18507406
Wow, cool ID bro, One cap at the beginning and no numbers

>>18507420
Judging by the euphoria in this thread and the huge gap up, take a wild guess.

>>18507424
literally no one knows what is happening

>>18507289
>>18507268
>>18507331
They could have opened yesterday or a week ago if they wanted. There was no federal order. They locked down because they wanted to.

>>18507359
The same haters will hate this one too. And the next and the next ad infinitum until they're dead only to be replaced with fresh new beartards

>>18507420
Yeah.

>>18507391
you have to go back

HOSANNA
WE LOVE YOU
WE PRAISE YOU
YOUR WORTHY

FOMO FOMO FOMO PUSH THE STOCKS AS HIGH AS POSSIBLE SINCE EVERYONE IS SCARED OF MISSING OUT ON THESE GREAT DEALS ON STOCKS. LETS BUY MORE AND MORE.

already upand extra 3% after hours. Im taking a nap before I develop an ego complex

>>18507305
Priced in

What are you bears thinking and were you dropped on your head as a child? What logical reason do you have for still being short?

Omg omg omg omg


I'm making so much fucking money

Why didn't you listen?

>>18507420
Yes. Will there be a large-scale recovery? Yes. But the economic damage has snowballed separate from corona in the form of permanent unemployment and large scale business bankruptcies.

It'll be a slow crawl back up to where we were at. The idea of a v-shaped recovery implies time travel was invented.

>>18507424
The trading algorithms have no fucking idea what to do.

LOOK AT THE FUCKING SPY

THANK YOU BASED GOD

>>18507420
It's the match that will light the fuse that will ignite the return to normal phase 1

>>18507462

they think they're more rational and intelligent than everyone else

so is the virus confirmed cancelled now?

BMO HAS PAID DIVIDENDS FOR 203 FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW

WHY ARE THEY DOWN FUCKING 10% IN THE LAST WEEK YOU DUMB FUCKS AAAAAAAA

THEY PAID DIVVIES DURING WW1
THEY PAID DIVVIES DURING THE GREAT DEPRESSION
THEY PAID DIVVIES DURING WW2
THEY PAID DIVVIES IN 2008 AND 2009
WHY ARE YOU DROPPING STOP IT AAAAAA

Faucci is a bear

>>18507391
>He straight up defended those retards in michigan
Dilate, you marxist faggot. It's too early to end the lockdown, but I can see where they're coming from.

>>18507483
Yea it's over.

TRNX - I bought 16,400 shares of this @ 0.225 today. Why? No nasty R/S, exploring alternatives to max shareholder value (Company sale), cash on hand till end of 2020. This came out today by the CEO. So they've got two choices to remain on the stock exchange, get the price to 1.00 or sell the company. Either way I'll get my fat green bag. I sold my ONTX, took a 2,600 loss.

>>18507414
>>SOXL only up 8 percent AH
>hmm disappointing.
Yeah, what a shitshow. 3x pffft, should be 6x for real gains

FUCKING BUY IT ALL GODDAMN IT KAREN I'VE TOLD YOU NOT TO QUESTION ME. IT'S FREE FUCKING MONEY

we are now at pre-corona prices
all time high in may, followed by the same crash in june when numbers increase exponentially

wsb on suicide watch

smart money goes bearish on retard exuberance

>b-b-b-b-b-ut second wave
>muh record high death rate!!!!
>da unemployment numbahs!!!!

WHO. GIVES. A. FUCK.

BIG CAP STOCKS ARE SWALLOWING YOUR FAGGOT MOM AND POP REDDIT SHOPS

STOCK MARKET GAIN$ BABY WOO WOOO

THE BULL TRAIN HAS LEFT THE STATION HAHA

I hope my fucking state opens up so I can go get drunk do blow and play pool

BULL BROS, WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO!?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smqhSl0u_sI

>>18507487
Because the financial situation in cucknada is about 100x worse than you can possibly imagine and that proper testing still has to start to this day.

>JCP mooning

I'm fucking cooming.

bvll chad vs virgin bear
never felt so relevant

+ 5% after hours

HAHAHA WTF IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>18507358
>>18507369
I specifically mean after hours movement. Could be anything at open. Don't count chickens until they hatch and all.

>>18507519
I don't qualify for the Trudollars CERB bullshit because I'm a student reeeee

>>18507494
Nevermind. You posted a soijak.

I have no idea what to do tomorrow. This market is fucking insane.

Should I just hold cash?

>>18507407
God's punished you for cooming my friend.

Ever since I've started trading, I've not touched myself for fear of his wrath.

>>18507519
This
>t. Canadian

>>18507546
All in with your life savings, buy and hold.

>>18507483
Yes

>>18507517
Fuck yeah LCIfaggot!

I have 1800 sitting in cash rn what should I buy?

BREAKING: U.S. DEATHS PASS 33,000

BUY BUY BUY

>>18507462
they said it was going down during the crash and it did, so they got cocky and increased their risk and when it started going up they thought they were gods and that it would absolutely go back down again... and it just kept going up. a common saying in the business is that the worst thing that can happen to a new trader is to win, especially a couple of wins. watch this video it explains everything on a basic level: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGglyvc8d58

>>18507546
travel back in time and all in, you are too late now

>>18507524
>JC Pennystock up 8%
this fucking market god damn

you all realize the multi phase plan tied to consistent decreases offers a bunch of new events where a state being suddenly 'reset' to the beginning of their phase will cause a drop right

>>18507537
p much anything will happen except for 'greatest bull run in history'

>>18507546
no, you invest that shit tomorrow at open
buy mcdonalds
at&t
reit
acn
xom

it's all going up tomorrow

>>18507519
im unironically shorting cdn banks

>>18507546
Keep buying nigga. It's going to keep rising you can't loose. It's raining gold out here

>>18507546
Blow it all on options like a fucking man.

BULLISH

>>18507462
I'll sum it up
>m-muh market fundamentals
>you c-can't keep going up when 25% of the work force is unemployed

>>18507407
hindsight is 20/20, asshole.

>>18507518
bull patrician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heJNHYCSsIc

Anyone else getting 2016 crypto vibes in here

>>18507563
RTX

>>18507524
I can't believe that shit paid off.

What does it mean when Boeing says they will resume making airplanes when they have negative sales to begin with?

>>18507515
Unemployment was always bullshit anyway, oh no people are getting paid as much or more money than they were before if you add in the stimulus trumpbux , sobrarish so priced in.

ANYWAY WHOS GOT QUARANTINE BODY AND GOING OUTSIDE TO FIND LONELY WOMEN AND LOSING THEIR VIRGINITY BECAUSE I AM WOOOOOO

>>18507570
please explain

>>18507546
that's what I'm doing. I was mildly bullish two weeks ago but this is insanity.

i'm sad and i'm not even a bearfag this shit is just rigged but w/e monday gonna be red tomorrow puts expire be smore hold cash tomorrow take your profits

>>18507588
old leeches dying and giving their inheritance to millenials is actually unironically bullish.

Bahahahaha excellent, return to normal complete. It's time.

>>18507423
>People are sitting on hoards of cash, just squeezing their cheeks and anxiously waiting for the pump.

Ill wait till buffet moves.

>>18507593
shut up Bobo

go back in your cave the Bvlls are running rn

>>18507471
V shape implies the market decoupled from fundamentals out of fear while fundamentals didn't change
>fundamentals did change due to government intervention tho

>all these SEETHING bobos

>Trump economies are devastated!
>Market ALL TIME HIGH!

>>18507546
Why are you asking these idiots?

>>18507546
All in SOXL, SPXL, TQQQ, FNGU. The time for hesitating is over. If it retraces don't worry. Just wait and you will make millions

Both you retarded permabulls and permabears are going to get rekt lmao. Have any of you been trading for more than a few months?

are we gonna hit limit up?

>>18507601
It means more gains for me, fren.

>>18507551
Bro are you me wtf

>>18507563
BMO to pick up my retarded leaf bags

>>18507601
They have tons of back orders retard.

>>18507416
:((((((((((((((((((((

>>18507609
>i'm sad and i'm not even a bearfag this shit is just rigged but w/e monday gonna be red tomorrow
You can't fool my eyes, dumb bobo.

>america dies and gets crippled by failing oil deal and virus
>market goes up
Is the market really irrational in this case?

I'm buying SQQQ at open. Gilead is a pump and dump scam. China has been internally testing the same drug for months and have gone no where with it. Shorting is literally free money. People are so desperate for a vaccine or drug that they are acting irrational.

>>18507606
did you listen to the presser? a state needs 14 states of consistently decreasing covid cases in order to pass through the phase. a single day of it upticking (which will naturally happen abt 4-6 days after the first reopenings) will reset the 'phase' for the state

wheres that guy talking about making a site where you trade options and talk shit to the person that you either sold or both options from? That would be such a good idea.. maybe like a binary option type platform

>>18507558
I miss its soooo fucking much.. fucking playing randos for money, flirting with bitches and just enjoying life.. it's going to be so sweet so many people are going to be there the first day open

>>18507546
I'm feeling the same way.. shits fucking crazy stupid.. but you'll remember this the rest of your life

>>18507626
>tradining

long term investing is the only way to go baby

Should l buy TRNX right now????

Currently sitting with 1k on the side have RTX, OKE, and RDS.B positions what should I buy?

>MSFT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
WHY IS IT MOONING
FUCK
FUCK
STOP MOONING
I WANTED TO BUY
FUCK

>>18507642
down 50% the past month
enjoy going broke

OH NO NO NO NO NO +844,5 FUTURE IS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONING

bros why did i fight jp and trump this economy is STRONG. please let me breakeven my puts I'll never short anything in my life again please please please mumu

>>18507649
needs 14 days* fuck

IS IT TOO LATE TO GET INTO JCP

>>18507368
>record loss in earnings
Bullish.
>millions unemployed and many straight up fired
Very bullish.
>small businesses closing
EXTREMELY BULLISH

we /clownmarket/, only thing that could pump us harder is an astroid heading for us

i want to formally apologize to all of the retarded bulls here

You should've bought Him when you had the chance, bagging a Fat Divvy w/ a Fat Yield @ under 30 don't happen often you know.

sky high volume tomorrow
ride the momentum

imagine all the low IQ people that are going to blow their stimulus money on these companies I own

fuck guys I'm so happy

>>18507672
>betting against America

Beartards get what they fucking deserve.

at least my biomeme pennystock is doing well

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

S&P 3k tomorrow before close boys?

>>18507609
Hahah you broke mf

it's over bobo, it's time for eternal sleep

>>18507680
It's never too late to lose your 22 cents

>>18507543
Very few people qualify anyway, trudeau preferred spending the money on sending our medical equipment to china even though we were short from the get go.
Also, have you tried calling CRA recently? All I'm getting is a disconnected line. Really makes me think.

>>18507680
Yep

>>18507546
I'm not getting into this market. People are screaming in joy for free money at this point. This isn't a mild recovery, this is hysteria plain and simple. Don't be stupid and FOMO. Unless you have a concrete reason to invest in something, like the economy, it isn't worth doing. We aren't in a bull market and a lot of companies just posted blood red earnings. What does that mean? It means that people are excited about the market recovering and not about the companies or the economy itself.

Do yourself a favor and wait until you are sure that this market is recovered.

What pattern is this?

i'm unironically thinking of putting more money into my trading account just to buy more right now for the enough green cock thats coming tomorrow morning

Pretty bold of them to pump it like this before the big rugpull

FUCKING OIL HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>Still on lock down
>Over 20 million unemployed
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18507689
Should I buy His retarded Canadian cousin (Telus) or buy Him and eat the 15% divvie tax?

>>18507716
sexy

>>18507661
Brah MSFT has been mooning since early 90s

You fucked up not buying at 160

this is it guys, ride it up until the rug gets pulled. fomo will settle in tomorrow and push SPY to 300. all big institutions are in it together and are waiting for the next bad news to use as a scapegoat for the next big drop. I obviously can't show you prove as my job is on the line right now, but it is going to happen. make sure to at least have some cash available, timing will obviously be hard. triple circuit breakers in a day won't be out of the realm by then. you don't have to believe me, but it's going to happen very soon.

>>18507712
Holy shit a reasonable well disciplined sounding person

>>18507728
>>Still on lock down
Nope.

>>18507723
Pride before the fall.

You'd have to be mentally fucking handicapped to think another drop won't happen after this.

>>18507696
yeah its epic

>>18507716
but it looks like a rising wedge... very dangerous, bearish reversals from those charts are quite common.

>>18507737
I bought at 152 and the sold yesterday to get in on the BA train.

>>18507726
>I'm HODLing dirt cheap MRO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YESSSSSSSS

>>18507712
>People are screaming in joy for free money at this point
yeah and? I don't have hold my gains for 3 weeks.

>>18507590
literally overslept

if you don't buy soxl or tecl tomorrow, you're a FUCKING retard

BUY

BUY

BUY

BUY

BUY

THERE IS STILL TIME

How are these futures possible?

>>18507745
Dow 30K before the end of april.

Did I miss out on going all in on MFA? I'm going to buy as much as I can at open. Fuck.

>>18507749
Good lookin' out bro. I'm seriously thinking about taking some off the table but don't wanna miss the next poooomp. Decisions decisions

>>18507737
I bought my MSFT shares at around 90, but I pussied out and only bought 13 instead of the 30 I'd planned.

>>18507743
We are. You actually believe the fake news?

>>18507747
No one is buying stock with a stimulus payment you millennial retards

Might have to sell my SPY $500 12/22 calls tomorrow, can't see this ending well. Thank God I ditched SPXU, whew.

>>18507762
over napped i woke up at 730am nd napped

>>18507712
nobody will listen to him because they know more and know specifically to ignore the fundamentals when all else is strange

>>18507783

someone post the screenshot

>>18507768
they aren't.

>another losing season

>>18507781
There are no federal guidelines for a lockdown anymore, its over.

>>18507285
based

>>18507712
>This isn't a mild recovery, this is hysteria plain and simple.

The hysteria is what caused it to drop based on fear, and optimism about it will cause it to rise. I don't understand why so many people don't understand this basic statement.

>>18507768
powell's new sceme is to use the money printers in the after-hours market as there are less sellers

>tfw my portfolio is fucking soaring
WTF IS GOING ON

>>18507317
it's only to protect my large cap funds. I wanted to preserve cash on hand so I used the 3x leverage. I avoid options.

>implying its gonna last.
This Gilead stuff is an anomaly and isn't gonna last. Even if...IF it proves to be the end of COVID, big if there, its gonna take time to produce and roll out. Meanwhile, earnings are down across the board and any hiring is gonna be staggered. And the second there's a resurgence in cases the markets gonna scare again.

BUY CALLS STRAIGHT TO THE MOON

Source? I'm a normie that just started in March.

>>18507810
why do you have a tripcode

>>18507797
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/16/new-york-and-other-east-coast-states-extend-shutdown-of-nonessential-businesses-to-may-15-gov-cuomo-says.html

>>18507783
you are seriously underestimating how stupid and desperate white millenials are. this thread is no proof but theres ppl here already saying "i have (small number + 1200) what do i do"

>>18507810
WE MADE IT BROS

>>18507730
Buy it in your rrsp and there is no divvy tax canuck

>>18507351

I held 100 of those at about 19 average for 3 weeks and capitulated 2 days ago at 14. Honestly just get rid of those bags at the next small pump or you will be holding till the next crash when it jumps from 5$ to 10$

>>18507712
Buy with the hype and just sell out when it looks bad. The drop won't be as fast as you think, and you can still exit out with a profit.

>>18507730
You can claim those 15% dividend withholding taxes when you file your Canadian taxes.

>>18507821
priced in.

>>18507798

>>18507762
i meant the "man if i had just done X i would have made so much money!" talk. the question in this game is always "how would you have known?" you can't complain about missing out on 500% gains in hindsight when clearly you had know way of knowing it was going up that much or else you would have entered another trade.

>>18507797
They just ANNOUNCED guidelines, not lifting lock down. How stupid are you? Did you even read them? You're so fucking dumb dude, just fucking GOOGLE this basic shit.

>>18507801
optimism on what? this is all entirely unproven, nobody knows what will happen until those states are reopened for about a week.

see you tomorrow

>>18507830
Instead there's a 25% tax minimum when you finally take the money out

>>18507351

rip

>>18507351
I just bought 100 today, honestly not too upset, they're going to print next week.

>tesla 785 aftermarket
hope ya listened when i told it would moon to 800 a few days ago. i'm up 125k now

>MFW EURO BUT HOLDING NOTHING BUT AMERICAN OIL AND AMERICAN STOCKS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NEVER BET AGAINST THE USA

>Sold the short side of my strangles
>Now my bull side is about to print
Literally doubling up on my shorting. Volatility is so fucking good to play with.

What am i gambling all in on tomorrow? IVR looks promising for options

>>18507730
you get the 15% back as a foreign tax credit unless the dividend was received in a TFSA in which case you can't claim the credit.

Jack in the box up 7% after hours, its no time to sleep, I have to drink and yell at my family members over the phone

>>18507863
unless you wait until you retire.

>tomorrow limit up
tomorrow limit up
>tomorrow limit up
tomorrow limit up
>tomorrow limit up
tomorrow limit up
>tomorrow limit up
tomorrow limit up
>tomorrow limit up
tomorrow limit up
>tomorrow limit up

bulls bro we made it, we bought the dip, fuck you bobos

>>18507855
That kind of retard is exactly who is pumping the markets right now. Literal fake news pump.These are the kind of people that buy the news, and anyone that buys the news will inevitably lose.

>>18507832
I disagree. We've had bartshead graphs, shit from the crypto currency market, all week. It isn't even predictable since we were supposed to have an up trend today following the oscillation.

Also don't forget that most shoot ups and shoot downs are after market anyways. It feels like a coin toss every day and isn't worth it. I want stability rather than gigantic swings up and down where I have to use up all 3 of my weekly day trades in a single day.

>>18507351
rip

>>18507854
Well, we know the world isn't going to end

>>18507855
They announced guidelines permitting lifting lockdowns to governors retard.

At what price of TSLA will Jim Chanos kill himself?

>>18507815
my hope is that they just outright fix this thing outta nowhere, we get at least one more decade-long bull run like we always get after a crash, and i can make enough money to build or at least buy an underground bunker somewhere in the middle of a large forest and fill it with decades worth of food and entertainment and medicine and weapons, whatever is needed.

i wasn't prepared for this habbening, i never even thought such a thing was possible to habben. but i'll be damned if im not ready for the next one, which we all know is going to happen too. next one might be covid but for super aids or ebola instead of the common cold, now i know i must be ready.

>>18507863
Are you stupid? It's a tax deferral account.... You get that 25% when you initially contribute by lowering taxable income... Can't believe people here don't even grasp the basics...

>>18507855
Here on earth there are no longer lockdown federal guidelines, states are opening now.

>>18507892
No, that 25% is WHEN you retire. If you take it out beforehand, you're looking at more like 40%+ tax, realistically.

what the fuck is going on with futures right now, what did i miss

>>18507915
you're assuming the turbopoorfags here have taxable incomes to reduce

>>18507878
Glad you see the light. Make sure you keep communism out of your country.

>>18507901
Effective immediately as well, it's over.

>>18507915
Biz is the dumbest board whatever the consensus is do the opposite

>>18507905
Im wondering the same myself kek. He has kept his short for the past few years. Says its worth zero and Elon is going to exit scam to Space X.

>>18507897
>doesn't have 25k equity to day trade all the time
Get shit on idiot. Also you can still play strangles if you don't trust the market to go either way. Today I sold off all my strangle puts at +100%, and now it's looking like my calls are going to be +200% tomorrow. You can score off day to day volatility easily if you trust the market will move violently.

BVLL market in session

What did trump say to make the futures market go crazy?

>>18507855
>muh ... muh ... muh exponential curve! It's happening this time! You're the retard!

Damn this is the most rigged shit ever. Put out news immediately after markets close so retail investors can't change their positions.

>>18507642
>. Shorting is literally free money
Free money to Put sellers

>>18507915
You don't get taxed on the money you put in, only on the money you take out, dumb canacuck. This is realized as a tax credit if you're putting the money after tax was withheld from it, but when you are retired and take out the money, it's taxed as income tax. The idea being that if you're retired you don't generate other income and thus you pay taxes in the smallest bracket (which, depending on province, is easily 25%+).

>>18507949
I think ECB is willing to break nato to please the russian, iranian, and chinese overlords.

>>18507930
After hours suddenly skyrocketed for no reason. People will tell you that we're reopening the states, but we're not. All major stocks are reaching all time highs.

Priced in TRNX at .23
When are we mooning bros?

>>18507930
The kikes are simultaneously destroying every single put and are going to scam normalfags into buying the top so they can get dumped on.
It's pretty fucking based, honestly. These guys know how to command power.

>>18507949

virus is cancel

>>18507950
You know, what's funny is I could use that exact post to describe bulls.
>muh exponential growth! It's a new paradigm this time! You're the retard!

Sorry but it's coming down this weekend if not tomorrow.

How the fuck is JCP, a company about to go out of business, up right now? Is this shit rigged or am I just crazy and this is all some financial wizardry I can't understand.

did anyone watch the presentation? why the bull market? if anything my takeaway is that we are fucked. theres no way the general populace is smart enough to follow all these rules and restrictions and nobody is going to want to go to fucking restaurants or football stadiums for years and years

DCA down on Air Canada or wait? I'm holding at $20

>>18507983
the fed has literally bought the entire stock market, they own everything.

>>18507930
they want to crush all the retards and their 4/17 idiot puts. can't let reddit win.

>>18507930
>usa reopening
>corona treatment found

>>18507930
turns out coronavirus was just a prank

>>18507969
thats my read too, this is a bullshit rally.

>>18507966
You shouldn't be putting money in an RRSP, if you havent maxed out your TFSA and are in a low tax bracket imo

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Lol GE

>>18507905
Honestly, I doubt their short position is even 10% of what it was on the run up to $960. At this point he is just trying to save face.

i've never felt so confident about anything in my life
the worst is over
we're it's a straight vertical line up from here

>Gilead Sciences Inc. GILD, +2.55% shares rallied in the extended session Thursday following a report that one of the company's drugs showed promising results in treating COVID-19 patients. Gilead shares surged 12% after hours, following a 2.6% rise to finish Thursday's session at $76.54. Late Thursday, health-care media site Stat reported that nearly all 125 COVID-19 patients in a late-stage clinical study at the University of Chicago treated with Gilead's remdesivir had been discharged after a week of treatment. Stat reported that 113 patients had a severe form of the disease and that two had died. The University of Chicago results, however, are only part of a larger study group that includes 2,400 patients with a severe form of COVID-19 and 1,600 ones with a moderate form. Gilead expects to start releasing results in April. Last week, an analysis published in the New England Journal of Medicine claimed most COVID-19 patients given remdesivir showed clinical improvement.

>>18507975
yep... it's so fucking clear as day.... i just never learned to have patience. instant gratification from drugs and women.... what ever. i got plenty of time left in this game.

Don't get too greedy sport, nothing goes straight up!

If the Govt gives me free money and I don't need it for anything else then why the hell not put some of it or all into the market? The upshot is that thanks to it being an unexpected gift if I lose it all so what? I wasn't expecting to get an extra wad at the start of the year anyway. If I make more due to it then all the better.

This is the most rigged shit ever

>>18507984
It's because Gilead says they have a cure.

All of this after hours. I can understand why people turn to crime now, what's the point when everything is against you.

>>18507738
I feel....so wrong buying. How do you do it? how does anybody do it? After all this momentum already....how do you still think it can go up and that momentum hasn't passed? How is anybody doing it and not selling like mad? How do I be as stupid as everyone else so I can make money and not lose everything like I am right now? I want to be rich. But I cannot understand nor can I set aside logic. wtf do I do. This does not make sense and happens at a time where I and many others are helpless to do shit about really if small.

I am thinking....I might just invest all into war stocks and pray for war with China. Hopefully they kill all these big players and take their money. China number 1. Unironically less rigged than us.

i am unironically financially ruined

>>18508011
I'm literally doubling down on SQQQ and SPXU tomorrow.

You guys have no fucking idea what is coming, it will be incredible.

>>18507479
CAP THIS MOTHERFUKCER

TOMORROW RED
MONDAY BLACK

I'm still a bear.

SHould I dump my bags in SPXS and open up puts for next week?

>>18507984
Trump literally just repeated the guidelines CA's governor set out and then passed the ball to the governors but everyone is acting like the recession is over and that Americans will conjure up the money to pay for their missed loan payments.

The issue is that the world has to end, this is delaying the inevitable. Worse, if it truly doesn't end the consequences will destroy this country worse than a crash would.

The death of millions has begun.

Things look like they are dropping now. But it is too late and they already forced me to close a few positions, fuck them all.

They are schmucks if it is serious bull attitude, that is exactly the problem. But with enough schmucks it can turn real if they decide to just forever ignore actual economic theory again and just do whatever they want.

>>18508007
I believe the same, and I'm pretty sure everyone else does as well, since bigger employers do contribution matching into an RRSP - clearly an incentive to put money in there instead of the far superior TFSA.
I'm maxing both and still putting leftovers into a non-registered account anyway.

>BOBOS PRICED IN $ROPE

>>18507969
Who the fuck is buying companies at ATH right now? I get the bull cases, but why would you buy things like AMD or TSLA instead of things like RTX, BAM or NET?

>>18507462
look, the animefag is capitulating. >>18508036
bobo is coming back to town.

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>>18508042

sure thing bb

who the fucking is selling stock right now?
no one
it's going up

>>18508056
Look at this thread. Bulls are getting delusional thinking they will get slingshot to the moon because we're returning to normal tomorrow morning.

>>18507890
uhhhh excuse me mister
Is anything still buyable? Perhaps financials or chickens that haven't run too far yet? I'm trying not to get too greedy and play the gambly ETF's.

Fucking 2 of my tenants just told me within 3 hours of each other that they'll have no problems paying rent.

God bless the USA

you fucking other countries may talk shit but you still will sit there and tongue our assholes while another country plays with the balls and shaft while europe does it's fancy shit with the head

FUCK I LOVE THIS PLACE

>>18508030
use it to learn how to day trade. just start by making $10 or $20 bets. if you git gud you can increase that slowly, if not then $1200 is a lot to get through $10-20 at a time.

https://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2020/04/15/report-china-quietly-keeping-residences-quarantined-despite-reopening-wuhan/

>>18508037
F

>>18508061
it dumps atleast 12% next week faggot

>>18508022
>the worst is over
Nigger we had like a few days of hard drop which only brought us back a few years, followed by the fastest bull run in history. You should be scared by this nonsensical volatility.

>>18508037
post the lost porn screencap or gtfo

>>18508003
The rally is real, the banks are acting as if they have a guarantee from the the Fed will return them to ATHs or better, Gilead says they have a cure, states are saying they are opening up. Just buy in. I'm mad because the way they time these things fucks us all so hard it's not even funny. It's enraging. They make money by jacking it all from investors who can't trade afterhours and have to deal with them gapping prices. Fuck these stupid assholes. I'm not even losing money-- I exited the market last week. I just am so mad at this obvious fucking scam they do every time. God damn these fucking bastards.

>>18508052
Well, there is one (1) advantage to rrsp: tax-free withdrawal to pay for a house as a first-time owner, but last I checked you can only withdraw the minimum between $5k and 10% of the house value. When the average house price is 500k, it's a pittance. It can also be used on classes, but only on yourself, for full-time studies, up to $10k total (basically a couple of years), fulltime only, and basically, you're a retard boomer for doing that.

>>18508065
Imagine not selling when you're up 10% overnight on the precipice of a fucking recession.

The sentiment of a bull market is that you want to buy and hold, who the fuck is going to want to hold ATH Zoom bags? They're going to sell that shit at the slightest dip. That is what describes a bear market, you buy to sell later, not to hold, and that is the mode people are still in whether you like it or not.

You will fucking see.

>>18508035
i read their release i dont see any confirmation of a cure they even are careful to say "unfortunately we did not conduct the trial with a placebo"

>NET actually down after hours
This is a sign I need to grab a 100 shares tomorrow

>>18508052
I'm doing rrsp's because my employer matches and I am working now on maxing my TFSA it will take me some time but gotta start somewhere

I am financially pretty damn not bad

FUCK YEAH!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk

CORONA IS FUCKING CURED BIG BULL FRIDAYS START TOMORROW YOU FAT FILTHY NIGGERS!!!!#

BEARFAGS DAY OF THE ROPE HAS ARRIVED YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GOT TOO COCKY

>everyone itt forgetting things are going up only because of others selling at increasing prices

>>18508096

lets see those positions you are holding that proves you think this. i'll wait.

>THE GREENEST DAY OF OUR LIFE IS AHEAD

>>18508090
remember for next time that shorts are meant to hedge so you can buy more JNJ all the way down. You should never be all short, just try to long/short.

That's my thought anyways.

how does touching a boob feel like bros?

>>18508096
There wont be a red day for the next month at the minimum.

>>18508052
the unrecoverable foreign dividend tax in a TFSA throws people off. I have read articles that state it is worth the dividend tax hit in a TFSA, for the tax free capital gains.
Although, the TFSA, as we know it, won't exist in 20yrs. new rules will be imposed

>>18508118
You sound really desperate

>>18507400

Same. People on here talking about all these numbers and nerd shit. IDGAF. Just buy when I feel like buying and sell once I have a profit. Line kepps going up and down so like... opportunities everywhere as long as you arent a big gay.

>>18508040
> I'm doubling down from 2 shares to 4!
No one cares faggot

>>18508116
Yes that's what I used for my downpayment and my employer saved up half of it by matching my contributions

>>18507853
i had planned to sell when markets open the day before, and once sold, go long with a call.
but i overslept and sold 30 mins late

>>18507524

>4chan ends up owning JCPenny

>he fell for the scam chink virus meme

>>18508159
You're right, I was wrong, hold those bags for dear life. It's only going up from here.

>>18508046
yeah this shit makes no sense, entire sectors of the economy are destroyed for months and years, there will be 10%+ unemployment going into winter this year by all estimates im seeing. lol this is a long bear market. i guess enjoy a short bull rally but the crash has to come sooner or later when theres a reality check. my guess is near the end of the month as people realize nobody can pay bills

>>18508173
>TFW Hitler did nothing wrong retail chains soon.

>>18508133

>>18507854
What do you THINK will happen? That we'll all be in lockdown forever?

Bears, explain your case and what you think will happen.

>>18508161
I have 100 of each and I'm buying 100 more of each tomorrow.

>>18508190
protecting money that's gone up. the shoot down gets potentially more violent every day it keeps going up.

>>18508152
Like +3%

>>18508084
Yeah it's great. I just found out today my sales agent's father survived the carona. 90 something years old, fucker couldn't see anybody when he was in the hospital. He tested positive, his fever broke like a week ago, then he tested negative a few times, and they sent him back to the nursing home, where he still can't see his family. fuck this virus is just really not even that bad. they didn't even give the old man the hydoxy cut or what ever it was that killed pamela anderson, he just kept taking the same shit that you take when you're 90+ years old. GOD BLESS THE USA!!!!!

>>18508155
>won't exist in 20yrs. new rules will be imposed
Sauce? They're fucking it up because it's too good for the slaves of this marvelous chinese prison aren't they?
>I have read articles that state it is worth the dividend tax hit in a TFSA, for the tax free capital gains.
Makes sense, and probably doesn't even take into account the sheer difference in the rate of change between american and canadian stocks.

>>18507619
Even funnier because its after hours and we will likely gap up at open. They will have zero chance to cover or exit before going straight to zero.

>>18508037
this, but ironically.

>>18508131
>IMAGINE BEING A BEAR AND MISSING THE CORONA VIRUS BOOM

t. eurofag here i literally can’t sleep right now i was on the verge of buying MFA and look now

god i’m sad right now

>>18508057
I didn't capitulate because I wanted to. I literally was forced out of the few positions I can actually move in order to stay afloat.

>>18508190
People will see their portfolios up massively, look at the terrible economic situation the majority of the country is in, and cut and run with their gains while they still have them, thereby crashing the market. It will cascade like never before.

>>18508119
I don't trust Gilead at all, China certainly wasn't regarding it as a cure either, and they ran trials there, but it's plausible as an effective therapy.

>>18508155
I doubt it its popular and it doesnt really cost the government a lot because like 80% of people dont have one because they are too poor to have any kind of savings

WAIIIIIT

What about GE??
Didn't BA just anounce they were going to start up production??

So whats preventing me from just holding a bag of SPXL and ride it to the top?

>>18508232
even better..

>>18508057
that's not anime you seething fag, it's some wierd stupid shit.

go back to jerking off to pegging or whatever you little queer.

AMC is up nearly 40%. When they're filing for bankruptcy. When half of the country cannot even go to the theaters. When no new movies are being released.

STOCK GOOD
CRYPTO BAD. TOO MUCH MANIPULATION.

>>18508120
NET has basically been inversing the market these last few weeks

>>18508244
you getting nervous when it drops 50% and panic selling at the bottom

>>18507470
This guy can't be stopped

>>18507712
this is the golden age for day trading and you people are still talking about "investments" smhtbhfam

>>18508214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH61hFsma24

>>18508244
>So whats preventing me from just holding a bag of SPXL and ride it to the top?
Only the natural human tendency to sabotage yourself out of the gains you rightfully deserve.

>>18508256
whatever, go fuck a squid or water dragon you tendie fuck

>>18508257
>at the point the retard realized the market anticipates and shoots both to the upside and downside based on emotions

>>18508257
Bulls can't explain this one. This is one of the worst cases.

>people actively avoiding theaters in general
>AMC, a theater, is going bankrupt
>BRO 40% BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>18508226
imagine not just day trading and earning a fuckton from this clown market. only idiots take sides and stick to them

>>18508257
holy shit anon you should short that shit if you like money
you're not a retard right? and you DO have a real broker that lets you short-sell right?

>>18508272
thank you!

>>18508228
so buy tomorrow?

>>18508278
>>18508278
>>18508278
new

>>18508044
I would if I could

people are giving less and less of a shit about this virus as days go by
by summer, we'll be business as usual

time to buy is now

>>18508283
trump and fawchi literally just said we can see movies again we are opening up what do you not understand dipshit

>>18508233
>People will see their portfolios up massively, look at the terrible economic situation the majority of the country is in, and cut and run with their gains
That never happens until the rug pull has been initiated.

>full hysteria
>chinks already rejected so called 'cure'
I'm shorting tomorrow and no one can stop me

>>18508257
>>18507983
you're retarded if you have NO idea what asset valuations are, you realize bankruptcy doesnt mean the company goes into a black hole?

>>18507750
Me too anon, keep the cash ready for the next dip.

>>18508257
Yeah I saw that. They probably aren't going to file for bankruptcy for a little while as they will try to just not pay employees (or management, lol) or rent on any of their properties, which they can plausibly do because nobody wants to evict a cinema as you end up with a useless property without complete renovations. But even after the lockdown ends people aren't going to go back to the cinema. Cinema attendance is dead for a long time, Hollywood delayed all releases until July. Honestly it's just retardation at this point.

>>18508155
>unrecoverable foreign dividend tax
i have a TFSA and have a few US ETFs in it (SPY and XLK)
is that bad?

>down 30% because I bought in February
i know this is bad, but is holding US ETFs bad. should i sell these and buy Canadian ones?

>>18508155
>>18508218
The foreign withholding tax is nothing compared to having to pay income tax. You want to grow your TSFA now while you still can. I don't think ever completely take it away, probably just they cap contributions.
>>18508239
I don't think the government realized just how many people will grow the TSFA to be millions of dollars and just how fast returns compound. They're losing billions of dollars in taxable revenue.

>>18508313
Their assets are not great. Can't do much with any of their assets except... cinema.

>>18508218
>sheer difference in the rate of change between american and canadian stocks.
USA does have robust and diverse economy. Ultimately, if Canada has craters and investor's question Canada's ability to pay its debts, i think you will see Canada sell off some crown and federal agencies.
>Sauce? They're fucking it up because it's too good for the slaves of this marvelous chinese prison aren't they?
it is too good to be true, as far as the govt sees it. It's more of a long term critical outlook of the TFSA. With the increasing contribution room, compound growth for millenials and zoomers in the next 20yrs. the gov't (in need of revenue) will look at the juicy $'s in Canadians TFSA's.
A new rule they may implement would be, for example. first $5k withdrawn is tax free but anything over has to be included as income.
Currently, TFSA withdrawals do not affect your ability to get gov't benefits(Oas, GIS etc) due to withdrawals not being counted as income.

STILL haven't recieved my trump bucks even though I'm eligible. WTF is this bullshit

>>18508345
It's already capped, it's about 5k per year (depending on year) but unlike rrsp it's retroactive (so you can currently put about 65k in even if you have 0 so far, and next your you'll be able to put a total around 70k).
You're exactly right about the foreign tax vs real taxes.

>>18508363
>Their assets are not great. Can't do much with any of their assets except... cinema.
Did you read their book value? or are you just bullshitting? I gaurantee it's trading below book value which means the usefulness of their current assets is price in. I didn't short JCP at 50 cents 1 month because it was trading below book value and im almost certain AMC is the same.

>>18508190
Personally I think that no matter what, the economy will be choked by the JP Morgan Chase mortgage guidelines. Even in the case of a vshaped recovery, we're going to see the housing market taper off if not fall.

1. Combine this with how JPMC had lost a shitload of their money, along with a large amount of other banks, I'm inclined to think that less people are going to pay their mortgage than ever. Anyone out of a job is completely fucked and boomers won't be able to buy mortgage bonds.

2. For the rest of the market, the extreme volatility will probably knock everyone with a 401k back quite a bit. I'm sure a lot yoinked out their money from fear and didn't buy back in. So they lost a lot of money too. Most small mom and pop style jobs are out of the question since each business has been bleeding out money. They will not get a bailout despite representing probably more jobs than a retail business.

3. The fed is full of fucking kikes, so you know what else they'll do? Negative interest rates. People who own mortgages already will gain money and people who save money in their bank accounts will lose it. So even if you want that 20% down you basically have to pay additional taxes to build it. We need a 401k style savings account for home building.

Conclusion: So the modern consumer will have little to no leverage for buying a house (Imagine owning 100k at 20 years old as a normie). They also will have trouble working in smaller places that generally have higher potential to pay (People tip more at those mom and pop shops than they do at a place like Starbucks). They will have less spending money, they will be over leveraged and in debt and they will have very little money for trivial things.


TLDR FAGGOT: No matter what happens, we're going into a recession. If the market panics and people can't save, they'll be stuck in complete poverty for a very long time. What's this mean? My output is Bvllish.

>>18508233
No they won't. They'll hold for as long as possible until the panic hits and they realize "they missed the top", just like everyone here does.

>>18508399
So TFSA would become double-taxed, making it a literal scam. I can just see this happen, knowing this shithole of a country and its incredible levels of corruption.

>>18508343
Horizon have s&p500-tracking ETFs in CAD, go with these instead (just an example).

>>18508272
thank you again!

>>18508313
>coomer brain
Apparently you don't know how it works, retard. Share holders are at the bottom of the bankruptcy stack and get nothing. Banks are at the top, then bond holders, then share holders if theres even anything left (hint: there isn't anything left).

>>18508343
Not really. Ideally you would have your American stocks in a RRSP and have a maxed out TSFA for everything else, but it's more important to max out your TSFA.
>>18508414
I mean capped to a lifetime contribution amount so it isn't used to replace an RRSP. I really don't think RRSPs make much sense compared to TSFAs. If you put $10,000 into an RRSP, you may save the $2,500 or whatever you would have paid in taxes but in 35 years when you go to retire, that amount would have grown to over $100,000, assuming a 7% return, and you would pay tax on whatever you take out which would be much higher than $2,500 saved. Income taxes in retirement will be higher than what most young people currently pay, they aren't deferring shit.

>>18508512
look at the ratio of stock price to book value dumbass, thats already priced in

>>18507620
>those headlines
>that green
You can't make that shit up

>>18508188
>>18508188
>>18508188
no retard, i didnt say that whatsoever. stop taking the most most extreme, passive aggressive read possible jesus christ. what i said is boring truth: nobody knew how this was gonna go without test results, it still abides by data, and nobody knows how quickly (*not necessarily how FAST, but how fast OR how slow) the positive numbers will go back up. nobody CAN know until we go through it. thats what UNKNOWN means retard.

Mfw sold 2x 79 strike 2x 80 strike GILD calls for a loss 2 hours before close, and 2x MRNA 40 calls for just $550 profit.....

At least I've got a massive stack of TSLA QQQ and GOOG calls that will all be ITM tomorrow.

Gon' be gud

>>18507973
holy shit man do you have more of that chick on the left?