/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for cunny

second for candy corn

>>18495891
cunny

Boomers are the worst thing to happen to the world.

Red open red close, right?

>>18495891
If you buy TSLA puts then CNBC meg will be your gf

haha well I'm off to work
have a great day

>GME 5.27

time to lose some money

YES NAGATORO IM GONNA
IM GONNA
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

WE BULL NOWWWWWWWW

SQQQ 28 on Monday. Screencap this post.

>>18495891
>Using the historic statistical relationship between initial claims and continuing claims and the unemployment rate (they don't always map 1:1) , today's read implies a real-time unemployment rate of ~16%.

Repeat after me. 16% unemployment in US. And the stock market is back to 2019 levels.

I am buying a rope now and this. Nothing makes sense anymore.

>https://streamable.com/msb7ej
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>https://streamable.com/msb7ej
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>https://streamable.com/msb7ej
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Is the fact that the Chynese virus is a bioweapon priced in yet?

swing SNSS when it goes to $1. its free real estate

teach me how to day trade and make some money. please.

>>18495882
>nobody knew a virus was going to come and put the whole world on lockdown on a specific day
wrong

Ils avaient pensé que c'était baissier ?

Rendez-le « SVPER HAVSSIER »

>>18495940
dont day trade

>>18495919
Never bet against tesla lol.
$800 EOW.

>>18495940
just buy low and sell high.

>>18495926
>used to work
>still have a job to go back to... if they ever remove quarantine
>in the meantime, get a long ass vacation where i get NEETbux worth more than what i was making while working

what a fucking time to be alive.

>>18495940
>day trade and make some money

Pick 1

>>18495919
more like buy TSLA puts if you want to see her getting fucked by cramer

rate my portfolio

JCP bros where we at?

Fed announces it is going to employ everyone.

Only 15% down on HAL, what a great buy. Real 'bargain' I got myself there. It's OK though - I can just not touch that money until I make a profit. Not a loss until you sell, right? Of course I could have put that 10,000 on literally anything else and had a better outcome but let's not dwell on that. It was a long term investment.

What are we listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnPDPMgSFG8

>>18495971
On the phone with inground saltwater pool installers, you?

>>18495968
Not bad. M1 Chad

>>18495940
yee-claw

>>18495971
should we buy?

>>18495982
The sound of my sister getting her wet little cunt pounded by Chad in the room opposite

Is it a good strategy to buy a shitload of Ford when they're cheap in the hopes of them going back up and being able to use that dividend later to buy other stocks?

>>18495935
Have you considered 0 % interest rates?

>>18495968

>>18495971
What's your average, 34 lmao? Stop shilling this trash.

I have only fifthy dollars. What stocks can i buy with this little money?

>>18495982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzCL9uLkQSI

>>18495990
It's far too late

>>18495935
Shit stopped making sense since March 23, bitch, you gonna post this butthurt shit every day?

>>18495996
the critical flaw in this plan is the reliance on Ford going back up.

>>18495971
Bought 100,000 shares. Insider trading is the best!

>>18495977
Bullish

>>18496000
Amazing what unlimited money directly to companies will do, despite nobody having been to a store in weeks.

>>18496001
now rate my IRA

>>18496008
Why wouldn't they after the Chinese Virus is deported from life?

>>18495996
Just go all in on Amazon and let the Fed make you rich

>>18496025
based. For me, it's TQQQ/TMF/EDV 50/30/20

>>18496029
TESLA and BA.
The three stocks that are leading the market.

JEROME WAKE UP AND START PRINTING

>>18496016
GDP goes down, stocks go up. New paradigm. It's called MMT.

>>18495971
Checking in! Already up 5 dollars! Poorfags btfo.

>>18496028
Ford was having a shitload of problems even before the wuflu.

>>18495971
What’s the word on JCP? Should I scoop up some calls at open?

>>18495940
yee-claw

>>18496052
he's trying his best bro

Guys, KBLB is going to announce reality breaking technology today. I hope you bought and hold

>>18496062
Yes

>>18495891
I want nagatoro to pee in my mouth then snuggle me

how do I fix this shit? I have 2k left to buy

>>18495995
Hot. Is she hot?

>>18496062
/smg/ is now the controlling shareholder, so yes.

>>18496066
Elaborate please

>>18496042
> Amazon shuts down distribution centers in France
Bullish

>retards are still buying Liberty Trip Advisor after it went 25x in two hours yesterday and cratered

Seriously... Why the fuck is UBER and LYFT still above $20??

Just put my life savings into a Vanguard index fund.

If the market doesn't recover in the next 16 months I'm pretty much fucked, since that's money I put aside for school next September.

>>18496079
>>18496072
So then stocks too?

>>18496075
TQQQ

>>18496066
>KBLB
Can you ride the pump wave on news day?

thoughts about DB?

CHK BROS WHERE WE AT???

>>18496102
you're fucked m8

>>18496102
sell the stocks take a small hit from the fees you paid and put the money in a savings account you retard don't invest money with such a small timeframe. Or go all in on GUSH idc

>>18496079

>>18496089
honestly it's kind of interesting being a bystander in all of this coronachan mess. i hope everything goes back to normal but even if it doesn't at least those greedy fucks get what the fucking deserve. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-asia-imf/pandemic-to-bring-asias-2020-growth-to-halt-for-1st-time-in-60-years-imf-idUSKCN21Y00J

>>18496062
They're unironically in the middle of bankruptcy, you're being bamboozled. I'm all for dank penny memes, but this isn't the one.

>>18496075
Get you some Nassim options, this shit is going to be a bumpy ride.

MRO or HAL?

V, TQQQ, SOXL or SBUX?

>>18496096
Uber has been doing ubereats and I think lyft is doing grubhub?
Both are being used a lot

>>18496134
It's a risk worth taking to be honest. I'd be kicking myself for life if I didn't invest in the middle of a crash.

>>18496102
School is going to be cancelled next year. The long term economic impact from covid-19 isn't going to be felt until these dumb kids get pushed through their graduations and enter the jobless jobs market with no skills, no education and no intelligence

>>18496146
Welp. Shouldn’t have bought a thousand shares then. We’ll see

>>18496145
Post more of this man plz

Can someone explain this to me
https://www.wsj.com/articles/global-stock-markets-dow-update-4-16-2020-11587012071

unemployment numbers are out: 5 million new claim

>>18496178
Source?

Tesla
Is
A
Car
Company
That
Barely
Sells
Anything

>>18495891
>That one niwaka who laughed when I said that he should held calls over night

>>18496170
/smg/....... /smg/ never changes.

>>18496096
The difference in outstanding shares between uber (1.7B) and Lyft (293M) is hilarious.

>>18496189
Sounds bullish

>oil is bearing again
>that green flare on S&P from half hour ago
OK FUCK THIS MARKET

I'm going to masturbate for 30 minutes and when I'm back all of the market has to be normal again

>>18496189
Corona virus can't hurt non-existent sales

>>18496157
TQQQ

>>18496189

Theyr'e a subsidiary of a flamethrower manufacturer, get it right!

>>18496189
Your puts are still going to expire worthless.
Emotion moves the market and Tesla is cool as fuck. It resonates with zoomers, boomers and millenials alike.

>>18496178
terrible figures, taking into account that it was only a 4d week or in some states only 3d week.

>>18496189
>Thinking stocks are connected to reality

>>18496184
google it 5.2 million new claims over 22 million in the last 4 weeks.

>>18496170
No, we already know the outcome, 100% loss

>>18496092
I'm going to throw $1k in and hope for a quick increase and sell. I'll take my day trade strike for. 200% increase

>>18496163
This time we have zero interest rates all over the world

>>18496201
22 million unemployed strong bull signals anon. Wells Fargo had a 89% drop in profit this quarter, go all in, bullish as hell

100% unemployment is priced in

>>18496198
Made 70k just blindly following Ethereum advice here. Worst case scenario now, I lose a few hundred of the free trumpbux I just got.

>>18496165
If this is true then no other investment is going to be worth anything either.

going to buy 30 shares of C today.
Also going to buy a call debit spread on JPM

>>18496184
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/16/business/stock-market-today-coronavirus.html

>>18496231
I know you are mememing but when we hit bottom do you think WF is a decent buy?

>>18496154
Mro

>>18496241
>option trading
Cringe

>>18496236
That's why I'm buying gold. It's in short supply and these retards will pay what ever I tell them it's worth.

>>18496234
Ok....You have fun with that JCP though.

>>18496209
To hold? Only looks like a good swing trading stock at the moment.

>>18496207
Genius. You can't report earnings losses if you don't have earnings to begin with.

>>18496252
Why?

>>18496250
Bottom was 23 March

>>18496189
but it has a dope CEO, it must be a good investment

>>18496154
MPC if under 25, MRO if under 4.3 and HAL if under 7. Be prepared to hold them for a couple years before selling

>>18496217
Bullish, futures up half a percent already

fucking gold drops $20 right before open. Fuck my life.

which sector of the s&p500 is bullish right now? tech?

>>18496163
> Dick Handler
Listen to this faggot

>>18496154
I like HAL better. You also have some other big divvie plays like EQM or RDS.
>>18496157
V is long for me, I'm not touching QQQ for awhile, and TSM is reporting today, which makes up 4% of SOXL. SBUX think about longing since it's mainly repetitive mobile order junkies.

>>18496212
Bitch they expire in two months at 650, it’s free money

>>18496261
Ok r*ddit.

>>18496278
the amazon sector

>>18496006
>I for one welcome our new centrally planned economy

>>18496250
I think any business where your product is given to you, and where even if you fuck up or anything bad happens the government ships you a few tril just to even things up cause you're too big to fail is always an auto buy

/smg/ is pretty slow today

Prediction price of BTC EOY? 20k?

>>18496267
one bottom yes

but what about the second bottom?

>>18496296
probably because everybody went back to work.

>>18496277
nice, we bear market.

>>18496189
Tesla is everything but a car company

>>18495891
Reminder that anjou is the superior bullyfu.

>>18496075
Why am i not seeing microsoft?

Wallstreet is about to take everyones check

>>18496291
ok.. maybe also healthcare? but it seems most of the s&p500 is in a bearish situation... so why must it rise when most sectors aren't even functioning?

>22 million unemployed in 1 month
>well fargo lost 90% income
>expert predict a recession
>oil at all time low
market is green
how is this possible?

>>18495971
bought 200 shares yesterday

Just put $1500 into basedbean futures

>>18496331
hownu.ru

>>18496300
wrong thread

we don't trade cryptoshit here, only stuff that has some form of fundamental value

>>18495940
Something like this but not this

I bought a stock at $1.3, it fell quickly to $0.6, at which point I heard rumours about them going bankrupt, and panic-sold.
The stock is now at $1.66, and rising. I feel like (and am) an idiot.

Please help me deal with this feel - I lost over $90k.
(I've gained back around $5k already though, which is nice)

THOUGHTS ABOUT DEUTSCHE BANK?

>>18495891
4 minutes to bobo

>>18496321
Meant to buy it yesterday actually, will do soon with the rest of the fundsu

>>18496331
Stock market and economy are unrelated if you have MMT

>>18496331
because trump bux.

>>18496331
QE infinity, we’ll see new ATHs before seeing new lows

>>18496318
Thats the cringiest part of this pump

>>18496349
>implying

>>18496340
>stocks
>fundamental value
L
M
F
A
O

>>18496344
based retard. what stock?

>>18496310
Not happening. Sorry r*ddit

market sentiment i smell from /smg/ is high, opening shorts now

What is going to happen

>>18496345
JUSTE BANK

>>18496344
You did nothing wrong. You bought high, and sold low. That's the /biz/ way and I'm proud of you

Good luck, frens

>>18496217
That's pretty nutty. I wonder how bad the application bottleneck is. Everyone was expecting far worse. I feel like there's an absurd amount of manipulation around these numbers.

look at this shit:
>random green flare
>market immediately starts going down

you can't earn money on this bullshit

>>18496175
Holy shit, media is pants on head retarded.

>>18496287
I didn't mention options though.

>>18496340
Who cares about fundamental value? I only care about making money.

>>18496163
8. Buy the dip

Lol we’re all fucked

>>18496384
best of luck to you fren

>market green
>how dis possible?
You fuckers are honestly still trying to trade with logic and reason in an illogical and unreasonable scenario?

DING DING DING DING DING OOOOOOOOOOOOOH LET'S GO FRENS

>>18496374
Gonna keep losing money on my spxs call because unemployment higher than the Great depression is bullish as fuck

DING DING DING !!!!!!!!

>>18496335
Babies first investment blunder?

>>18496418
Clown market won't last forever, just sit on cash until it wears off

>>18496391
Actual insider here. The bottle neck is pretty fucking bad. The Dept of labor web infrastructure was not built to handle anything remotely like this. At all. We’ve been scrambling to keep shit working and compensate where we can but we can’t keep it fucking working all the time. It’s like being ddos’d but instead of mitigating the requests you actually have to provision them.
>t. Devops contractor.

imagine if when you hit 65 the government sent you a check for all the taxes you've ever paid

>>18496010
post proof LARPfag

>>18496344
Based penny stocks loser

Lmao

>>18496447
>devops contractor
lmao, listen up everyone, we've got a code monkey contracted by some financial services company - a real big shot

If today ends 276<x<282, buy a call. Anything else buy a put.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Crabbing at the beginning minute of the session

nice I absolutely hate it

>>18496284
Do people still play this game? I forget what it's called but it was pretty fun. I imagine itd be more fun if I had friends

>>18496449
Most people don't pay income tax.

>>18496466
Nigger I do devops for DOL web infrastructure not some finance firm. And I actually don’t code monkey. I mostly deal with api management and making sure aws doesn’t break lmao

>>18495996
>>18496008
this. i had the same idea last year when it was at its then all-time low of $8.

>bought some 3/15 fitty cent jcp calls for the lulz

Should I start picking out private jet upholstery now or later?

>>18496436
$2 profit so far

>>18496391
someone suggested earlier that the long weekend would mean proportionally less filings processed.

funnily enough, if you multiply 6.6 million by 4/5 you get around 5.2 million

jcp up 4 %

to da moooon

BORING

yep

see you tomorrow

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CRASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


BCUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


I
HAZZZZZZ
CASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18496463
Bank f America forgot contraindicator number 1 :brrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>18496085
I have no idea. That's the exciting part!

>>18496493
Probably later

psshh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA1Hw-L96-4

theres an anon who posts this when we start bearing, id never heard it before and I think its great. I appreciate his posts

>>18496513
there are no more trees and paper to print

>>18496531
All that fake money isn’t actually getting printed to begin with. It’s all digital

is diversification a meme?

>tsm calls
clawing my way up back to the 12k i had a couple of weeks ago. i'll probably lose it all again since im gambling degen.

who got too cocky today

>>18496480
Realm of the Mad God

>Sit for a week in 4x long
>NOTHING fucking happens, faggot stocks just crab away
>Wake up today, finally up 10%
>But my ADL is all lit up
God i hate this fucking game

God I feel so smug after taking a shit. I wonder why that is.

>>18496396
>tfw all my calls were going down while the stock was going up
Those computers knew it was going to crash

>red
>red
>red
>red

/smg/ perfect time to buy WFS it seems

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... crab day i guess

>>18496563
>implying
Infinite qe, Jerome will turn this around in a minute. Jammed the printer

>>18496559
just go long on fat divy stocks

>>18496493
You bought calls on a $.25 stock? Couldn't you borrow a quarter and just buy a share?

RTX chads what the FUCK is up KYLE
STEP THE FUCK UP
WHAT THE FUCK

BULL KEKS SEEETHINGG

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Heheheheh Thank You Based Drumpf for my .181 BTC bought in @ 6660.00 Is this the ticket to the Citadel’s he promised us desu?

>>18496396
That was the market pricing in unemployment

>>18496466
please take my application for a big 4 firm, thanks

Comfy staying at home under the bed, haven't washed in 5 days for now

what if I actually had balls to play on the 20x leverage on the crabbing market?
>when green sell
>when red buy

nothing can go wrong right? when life give you lemons...

>>18496602
You buy RTX between $50 and $60, you sit on it for 2-20 years and at minimum 2x your cash.

>>18496602
AHHHHH I BOUGHT THE HIGH I'M SO MAD I'M GONNA SAY IT

N

>>18496602
What is your investment rationale?

>>18496531
>>18496556
it's also not being printed at all, not until companies default on the bonds the fed has bought. the treasuries buying program is also neutral because the government isn't going to default on those.

really all they're doing is causing unnecessary pump to equities because there's nowhere else to make gains. They either need to actually let the market fall 80%, print another 20 trillion and escape via inflation, or some linear interpolation of the two. There's really no free lunch here.

>>18496622
yeah do it, easy as cake
just don't forget to post your loss

>>18496622
>20x leverage
Enjoy getting liquidated on a 1 second spike against your position

>>18496625
2-20 years lmao fuck that why not buy NIO and be 10x in 3 years

>>18496585
I was asking a question, I wasn’t implying anything

>>18496622
Sure, bucko. Go ahead. Sounds easy right? The stocks either go up, or they go down. Simple! All you have to do is pick the correct option out of two possibilities. Piece of cake. Go on then, shoot your shot. Take your pick. Show us idiots how it's done.

AMD finna moon.

>>18496636
Fuckin missile go boom? Duh ....

>>18496659
someone seems toasty and altruistic

>>18496163
The fact that the world is not going to end does not really mean that you should go long on an overinflated market

>>18496558
diversity is our strength :^)

>>18496622
Live stream it pls

>>18496442
Gonna be waiting a while, buy tech and mining stocks and start selling when we see new ATHs

JBLU CHADS RISE THE FUCK UP

When do we get the next jobless numbers?

When is it time to go all in on MFA?

>>18496558
If it’s raining money, grab a bucket not a thimble

>>18496635
NIGGGGGGERRRRR

>>18496636
some discord group is probably holding some heavy bags

>>18496666
AMD chads are gonna make it

>>18496028
Ford has been shitting the bed before this, mostly because the chisneeze wont buy their cars, they just copy them like they fo everything else.

>>18496605
>-3.54%

>>18496659
>>18496645
>>18496644

I know that you're shitting, but crab market means almost 50/50 chance at every tick and I don't won't to waste any more time.

Let's try on x5 leverage first.

>>18496691
Noooo I sold my $60 5/1 call this morning cause I thought it wouldn’t go over 1.93

>>18496640
What will happen when the Fed reduces its balance sheet again?
> implying that it will ever happen

So if i understand right.

Unemployment goes to 100% the market goes to MOON?

My largest position is in 09/30 $395 calls on spy, then once spy hits $450 I’m going to sell and short it till spy is $100. Screen cap this

at first
>bears got cocky
than
>bulls celebrated
than the shadow emerged the winnwe of the day
>snip snip snip snip

>>18496716
how to turn 50k into 5k

What is happening?

>>18496702
If you think it’s gonna crab then buy vix puts

>>18496651
Redpill me on NIO please, it looks like chink shit to me. I am happy with my RTX but can always add.

Also this market is so fucked up right now, kek. Losing on a lot, winning on a lot, stupidest mix I have seen to date.

What does the end of this week look like?

>>18496716
Then when spy is $100 I’m going to spend all my money on gold which will be $1300 or lower

>>18496711
The stock market! It reacts to the future not to the current. We had a STOCK MARKET CRASH because the writing was on the wall about lots of people becoming unemployed in the near future. The stock market is CRABBING because there is no expectations for that number to INCREASE because the stay at home orders in the USA are going to END IN 2 WEEKS. You're welcome for the lesson!

>>18496711
it's called inflation

>>18496726
Tesla Calls

Bill Gates has no idea what he’s doing with that cat company

>>18496735

a lot of trumpbux going into repainting the ceiling red

who here is also in biopenny meme?

I'd probably have better luck with cock and ball torture than I'm having trying to trade this goofy market.

>>18495939
Fag

>>18496735
Spy 290, infinite qe

I bought an international index fund today

anyone else buying?

Crabs getting cocky

Bilibili seems to be doing well

>>18496749
>It reacts to the future
>END IN 2 WEEKS
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
some states might get that. the big economic centers will not.

>>18496645
>Enjoy getting liquidated on a 1 second spike against your position

explain what that means, I'm a total fucking noob

Bros I need spy down 10% by 23rd or I'm financially ruined

>>18496749

So its priced in is that what u are saying?

>>18496754
y-yeah haha cock and ball torture sounds crazy..

>devastating jobless claims day
>9:53AM
>market not posting multi-percentage gains

bought

>>18496685
Soon.

>>18496763
I bought and I’m up 1%

>>18496685
If it hits $1 lol

>This low ass volume

It's too bad we won't retest the highs again. Hopefully the market panics and we have a circuit breaker.

>>18496771
Good luck

>>18496771
It's ok bro. I need GLD to move up 5% by tomorrow or I'm financially ruined.

>>18496672
>altruistic

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>18496770
If you need people to explain what they meant, this place is not for you.

>>18496651
Failing retard chink company

and here i am sitting on cash, while some of /smg/ have red positions, god this feels good

why is WFC tanking

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18496651
kys chink larper

>>18496679
We aren't seeing new ATHs before we go back down. Reality sets in sometime during may, early june at the latest

okay

longing was a shit idea

>>18496778
what do you mean?

>>18496778
I just started trading a few weeks ago and this makes no sense bros, whenever jobs go down the stocks go up. Why the hell are both going down now? What is this clown shit?

>>18496787

dont worry, you can always fall back on JCP...

crash incoming?

>>18496796
either explain it or stfu nigger

FUCK UBER
FUCK LYFT
FUCK DAL
FUCK OXY
FUCK USAC

OH NO NO NOOOO

>>18496761
Lol, it will take more than qe to get there. The fed will literally have to bid 290 for that to happen

>>18496811

LMAO
>In November, JCP unveiled a new lifestyle store
in Texas with a new logo, videogame lounge,
and yoga studio. We think the new logo is a
step in the right direction and a new brand
name would be a good next step. JCP’s brand
has been tarnished by ongoing store closures.

>less than 1% in the red
BOOOOOOORRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG

>>18496807
ouch

>>18496828
the shitty of your decision making

Fuck this I'm selling, hopefully some good news over the weekend and we open strong so I can claw my way back up or walk away licking my wounds.

Bros I need Tesla under 700 today or I'm financially inconvenienced.

are they painting a H&S pattern on S&P?

>>18496791
>implications

Why did DAX just crash 100 points in 20 minutes? What caused it?

boys I’m getting very cocky!!

>>18496799
Enjoy missing the gains on the way up faggot

when the tech bubble gonna burst?

>>18496824
If you can't understand basic shit don't use leverage

aapl tanking and taking spy down with it

>>18496852
bogged

>>18496844
you think i'm long on those?

>>18496852
American markets opening

>>18496636
I call it balls first investing. Some may refer to it as YOLO. You simply go all in every time on whatever you do

>>18496849
>puts for tesla
> i learned not to fuck with TSLA the hard way

>Sold my GEO yesterday after 25% gains
i'll buy it back again after the next leg down

Why is $Snap doing good if no one uses that shit app. No one.

>>18496809
I feel like us not being deep in the green by now means something significant, but in this world of ours we can still go to the moon on the turn of a dime.

you lied to me /biz/

that's no crab
that's a fucking BEAR

>>18496874
It's so true, the decay on them is INSANE. It's ok though my spy and iwm puts are printing and my very small gme puts are doing well. I'll take a minor loss to learn a super valuable lesson, don't buy options on meme stocks.

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WTF JEROME

>>18496733
risky as fuck, but it could 10x if you hold for 5 years.

>>18496888

>>18496870
Did Sven just liquidate all his DAX to buy the DOW?

>>18496888
>-2%


AAAAAA BEAR MARKET

Sad I didn't do 5x leverage on the first trade I've done since the big happening. Was a ten percent over two days :( y'all should trade (ZMoor stocks.

>>18496189
Sold Tesla two days ago. Waiting for the market to crash again and take Tesla with it like last month. Then I‘ll go for another ride.
Can‘t believe they predicted 800 for Tesla yesterday. Of course the market is just crabbing now I don‘t know what people expected.

heheheheheheheheheh

it begins

Why is BAC still plummetting?

>>18496874
I made almost 9K with one put from around 900 to 355. And now I'm net profitable on TSLA trades, but just barely.

C looking cheap AF

>>18496924
>amzn still up 2.5% today
not yet bobro

>>18496849
Brah Q1 earnings could be minus $ and it would still go up. A lawsuit is being brought against Musk for the $420 gag and price remains high.

>>18496929
Despite infinite money, 70 loss in quarterly profits will do that apparently

I have 50% cash rn and I can think of anything to do with it

>>18496933
why?

>>18496883
Sexting bubble because quarantine

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changed to 15x leverage on SELL SELL SELL

this is earning me a lot of credit

I have a suspicion that AMD is being held up by Trumpbux atm

>>18496940
C or JPM bruh

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STOP GOING DOWN

>>18496934
As much as I hate to say it, buying amazon might just be the best safest move out there

>>18496929
It goes down for three days

>>18496862
im not even investing, I just want to know "what getting liquidated on a 1 second spike against your position" means and what that has to do with using leverage

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

MY GAINS, THEY'RE MELTING AWAY

I'm feeling a pomp

>>18496957
I have a suspicion you have Down's syndrome

>yfw the brrr meme was just to trap retail investors so big boys can dump on their heads

holy shit this is really happening

the great depression of our time

my TSLA is ruined now

>>18496875
you mongoloid, today is ex-dividend
you get fucking nothing

>>18496938
I'm well aware, the technicals are SO BAD but it doesn't matter.

>>18496969
look up margin calls you retard

>>18496933
Just like that whore,,but still overpriced

Cashed out on my BAC put already, but holy shit I think the bull trap is over.

>>18496961
Lost my ass on it last year, but bought back in after seeing their covid monopoly forming. Max comfy.

Just like I said yesterday, I got into YRI, ABX, BTO and K today. If I were daytrading, I'd currently be up more than $1k already.

>>18496916
based, i sold tesla yeserday for same reason

>>18496949
great income and trading at 0.6x book value

>>18496969
......And it's gone

>>18497007
looks nice, what is the website that shows this info in such a clean way?

>>18496733
>Government has a hold of NIO
>Government is getting paid by NIO
>Car practically spys on you
>This is great for data mining and potential future investors
>NIO will not fail because of government.

This company hasnt even broken out yet, there is a huge fan base and they are about to enter the European market.

in @ 1000@2.50

>>18496982
I've called it for the past 2 days

Big boys need to open shorts and dump their shares at the same time

NEW THREAD:
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>>18497007
you think those numbers are going to stay consistent?

>>18497006
palms sweaty, legs spaget

>>18497026
atom.finance

tfw thought I was being clever buying MPC at 30

>>18497007
Finally, an anon that does his own valuations

>>18496042
>BA
Lol.

>>18496993
thanks fucker, that's literally all I wanted

>>18496969
>liquidated
Forced to sell to cover your leverage = loan + interest on said loan.
>1 second spike
Sudden change in price on a 1s candle, probably heading in the opposite direction after, a relatively common occurrence, and guaranteed to happen on tight positions.
>against your position
In the direction against your bet, i.e. down if you're long and up if you're short.

>>18497007
On April 15, we kept our by $70 target, applying
close to a 1.0x price to tangible book value of
$71.52, as of March 31, 2020, comparable to
the five-year historic average at 1.0x. We
believe C's share price offers an attractive
opportunity with a secure dividend. C is also
well positioned for another year of high return
of capital from the bank's submitted capital
plan to the Federal Reserve B

>>18496888
fuck, he got trips
pack it up gentlemen, brr market is over...

now we get 12 year depression, ww 3 and 4 and famine and misery, thanks asshole

>>18496770
Go back to wsb.

This is the kind of people you're betting against, everyone.

Ok gangsters:
Took profit on TSM calls, MS puts, KEY puts. Still have RF and BK to dump on the put side. IIIN went fucking crazy. Already downsized REFR and increased ISRG and AAPL

>>18496267
sure it was champ, you should invest your families net worth into the stock market now

>>18496855
Not long after the s&p surpasses $4000