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18491643 No.18491643 [Reply] [Original]

And it’s nothing to me

>> No.18491656

>>18491643
y did u overcook it

>> No.18491660

>>18491643
What is that piece of shit?

>> No.18491666

>>18491656
It’s not overcooked that’s the way it should be. I’m not one of the loser hipsters who try’s to impress people by eating steak practically raw.

>> No.18491682

>>18491643
Freezer burn

>> No.18491684

>>18491643
Where did you cook it? Inside your vacuum cleaner?

>> No.18491703
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18491703

>>18491666

the devils trips begone foul demon

>> No.18491713

>>18491682
>>18491684
>t jealous anons who can’t cook and have terrible steak preferences

>> No.18491721

Always wondered what a real milksteak looks like.

>> No.18491728

>>18491643
I'm not jealous, I am happy for you. The steak is overcooked though.

>> No.18491730

>>18491713
>cuts into steak
>literally turns to dust and flies away

>> No.18491737

>>18491666
any professional chef would slap your face if they saw this horrible garbage steak

>> No.18491745

>>18491643
Bitch I live in cattle country and eat steak 3x a week. That's not steak, that's jerky. Quit ruining your meat. There's only three levels of steak, and that's mooing, medium rare and jerky. Only one is steak. Fucking hipster.


Bitch.

>> No.18491746

>>18491703
For me it’s second column, third option

>> No.18491749

>>18491666
Hell yeah bro. You forgot the ketchup though.

>> No.18491751

>>18491643
thats a shit looking steak anon,

>> No.18491752
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18491752

>>18491643
Looks like shitty roast beef

>> No.18491753

>>18491703
If you ever insinuate that pic related is Blue again I will find you and fucking chop your hands off you little faggot. My sides better be seared and the entire inside better be red as fuck.

>> No.18491794
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18491794

>>18491753

The cut of the meat determines the "redness" dipshit.

>> No.18491816

>>18491643
>>18491666
you fucking ruined it you massive cunt i bet you sit on a big black dildo while you eat it.

>> No.18491837

>>18491666
666
Evi7
GO AWAY SATAN

>> No.18491849
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18491849

>>18491643
Cheers anon. Ignore the haters.

>> No.18491884

I got steak in my freezer too man, it's not a big accomplishment.

>> No.18491897

>>18491643
this looks rotten

>> No.18491914
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18491914

>>18491643
You disgusting fucking piece of shit - what the fuck is that!

>> No.18491927

>>18491713
>>18491666
>>18491643
learn to cook

>> No.18491946
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18491946

>>18491849
Some of you autists here would just grab this thing with your barehands, go upstairs and slip on the juice dropping on the floor

>> No.18491952

>>18491849
microwaved steak

>> No.18491961

>>18491927
it looks microwaved

>> No.18491964

>>18491946
God I wish that were me

>> No.18491975

>>18491643
Please tell me you didnt just fucking boil that. This must be a troll pic from /ck/

>> No.18491988

No sear, overcooked to fuck, holy shit my dude your colon must look like a cement mixer

>> No.18492002

>>18491961
maybe he reheated it

>> No.18492004
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18492004

>>18491849
STOP THIS FUCKING MADNESS

>> No.18492016
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18492016

>>18491643
Jesus, looks like a bark of a tree.

>> No.18492020

>>18491643
That’s actually by far the worst cooked steak I have ever seen. Congrats on this seriously

>> No.18492045

I'm not a big fan of steak desu. Pieces of the steak get stuck between my teeth and my gums act up afterwards.

>> No.18492052

>>18492020
LOL just choked on a baby carrot reading this

>> No.18492053

>>18491849
Looks pretty bad, but still better than OP dust covered steak.

>> No.18492062

dollar store steak

>> No.18492068

>>18492045
eat it with garlic sauce

>> No.18492084

>>18492068
Does that tenderize the meat or shit? Condiments are a luxury to me.

>> No.18492094

>>18492052
Lube it more with Ranch - no chokey

>> No.18492100

>>18491794
Yeah kys parasite brains

https://prime-13.com/5-health-risks-associated-with-consuming-undercooked-steak/

>> No.18492160

>>18491643
Lmfao that looks like a block of wood. Nigger what are you doing?

>> No.18492185

>>18491703
>that blue
>that rare
What fuckwit made this

>> No.18492215

>>18491643
that's pork not beef and it's cooked to shits

>> No.18492224

>>18492084
it's much better for your health, teeth and gums included

>> No.18492232
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18492232

>>18492185
dunno that's all medium to done
this is how you do steak

>> No.18492239

>>18491703
kek that pic

>> No.18492243
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18492243

>>18492232

>> No.18492257

Nice bait OP. Well done.

>> No.18492260

>>18491964
kek

>> No.18492276

>>18492243
>inb4 it's raw
no it's not aged beef is much darker when raw. it's denatured only on the first level all the way through aside from the sear.
and you can do this with two method one is extremely cumbersome called sous-vide the other is just our secret method and it's done under 10 minutes.

>> No.18492402

>>18492100
the thing about aged beef is it's already not raw without any cooking. some denaturing and enzymes breaking down proteins and connective tissue already happens during the aging process which can take up to several weeks. the cow when killed is left to hang for 72 hours before processing during and after processing the meat is examined and lab checked for bacterial or parasitic infections. first the steak is usually wet aged in vacuum packs during shipping and then it's dry aged at the butcher shop where you buy it in a special micro climate.

so nah. it's raw meat and it would take some serious mishandling for it to be infectious.

>> No.18492423

>>18492402
it's *not* raw meat lol

>> No.18492425

>>18491964
imagine the smell

>> No.18492439

>>18492276
>our secret method
Enlighten me. I just grill over an open flame, roughly four minutes a side depending on how hot the grill is.

>>18492425
Burnt cumbox.

>> No.18492490

>>18491643
>urbanite thinks having steak is a luxury
lmao

>> No.18492621

>>18492243
Yeah, it's raw

>> No.18492626

No meming I prefer oven cooked tritips and steaks

>> No.18492660

>>18491684
kek

>> No.18492901

Looks like some leftover silverside from the supermarket. I know you're larping.

>> No.18492972

>>18491643
>>
obviously this is some anon from /ck/
fucking steak threads are cancer

>> No.18493245

>>18491643
>>18491666
You might as well buy a Van Gogh and start drawing dicks in it you fucking retard

>> No.18493255
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18493255

>>18491643
>no ketchup.
You xir, are an uncultured swine.

>> No.18493283

>>18491794
Fuck off halfwit. No cut of meat looks like that when cooked blue.

>> No.18493288

lazy bait post with 60+ replies
impressive

>> No.18493326

>>18491730
Kek

>> No.18493439
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18493439

>>18491643
Here is how a chainlink holder in 2020 eats. Filet mignon.

>> No.18493464

>>18491643
op just buy food next time, this is a crime against humanity

>> No.18493582

>>18491849
Wtf is that some organ??? Mods?????

>> No.18493592
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18493592

>>18491643

>forgetting the ketchup

>> No.18493604

>>18492243
very nice, cheers anon

>> No.18494358

>>18491643
Nigger, get a sous vide and cook your steak right, Piss easy and anyone can make a good steak with it. That looks like you fooled yourself into buying a roast thinking it was steak and you boiled it because of mental issues

>> No.18494396

>>18491643
>looked like it was xooked in boiling water
>it's not even seasoned at all

Let me guess: you're an amerishart

>> No.18494403

>>18491643
Looks dry as shit OP, must be hard living on your own.

>> No.18494405

>>18491666
HAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING PLEB GTFO BIZ

>> No.18494422

>>18494358
>>18494396
>>18494403
Babbys first troll thread? Get back to plebbit you faggots

>> No.18494466

>>18491643
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

>> No.18494498

>>18491643
Wtf is that? Microwaved?

>>18491666
I bet you sit down to piss also, faggot. FAGGOT.

>> No.18494500

>>18492224
I've never heard of garlic sauce. I'll try looking out for those.

>> No.18494516
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18494516

>>18491643
Nice steak OP, check out these medium rare chicken strips I just cooked up

>> No.18494557

>>18491745
you might not know it yet anon but you're definitely a faggot

>> No.18494592

>>18492276
>Sous-vide
>extremely cumbersome
Not really if you have the right stuff. Vacuum seal that bitch with some herbs and throw it in a pot of water with a circulating heater for a couple hours. Remove. Sear over hot flames or in a cast iron. Enjoy your perfect steak.

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>>18494516

>> No.18494678
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18494678

>>18491643
>its a no for me dawg
deenz is where its at

>> No.18494699
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18494699

>OHHHNONONO NOT THE RAW BEEFDERINO HECKING GOOD BLOODY SLAB OF MEAT JUST LIKE GORDON RAMSEY THOUGHT ME WTF IS TAHT KETCHUP OHHNONONONO

>> No.18494709

>comes to larp on biz/
>ends up bullied

>> No.18494724

>>18491643

WHAT THE FUCK’VE YOU DONE TO THE FUCKIN MEAT, CUNT?!

>> No.18494733

>>18491703
Looks like a tumour

>> No.18494735

>>18491703

I don’t get it!

>> No.18494746

>>18491752

Why have they made him look like a nigger.

I can tell he was fairer than that just by looking at the sculpture.

>> No.18494747
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18494747

>>18494678
based and DEENZpilled

>> No.18494749

>>18491643
t. Banald Blumf

>> No.18494751

let me guess youre either not white or a slav who grew up in the soviet union. nobody who grew up with a good life in america would ever brag about this or find it out of the ordinary

>> No.18494762

>>18491849

WTF is going on ITT?

>> No.18494775

>>18492276

Fuck you and your meat secrets, motherfucker!

>> No.18494790

>>18494699
i mean unironicly people need to relax.
Its just some food.

>> No.18494792

>>18493255

Keep those Wilcunt memes coming, lad!

I want that faggot destroyed.

>> No.18494804

>>18491643
Looks like top round/london broil and you murdered it. Making a tough piece of meat tougher lmao.

>> No.18494857

>>18491643
It looks like old tuna out of a can

>> No.18494909

Jesus Christ. Learn to cook. I'd rather eat cold, leftover pizza than that garbage. It's like you're bragging about your used Porsche with 4 flat tires and a Duck taped windshield.

>> No.18494967

>>18491643
The butter knife really sells it

>> No.18495132

>>18491643
did that come out of a can