/biz/ - Business & Finance

jcp to the moon

>he didn't go all in on JCP

It's like you want to stay poor.

Is RTX still a buy?

What's a good day trading opportunity?

Who else playing earnings? Pomp eeeet

Wl uso go back up by October? Or at least pump?

>>18483968
Despite Jim jinxing it I believe it is.

I am financially pretty swell

>Is RTX still a buy?

I longed S&P500 today and I got profit from it today

I feel like the stupidest and the luckiest bastard on the planet right now.

Biz should we start an oil company so we get paid to do nothing? Think about it

>>18483968
>>18483968
>RTX 62.33
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18483953
what happens to Gilead and Remdesivir?

>>18483851
>offering

INTO THE TRASH IT GOES

post 'em.

retards, post your jcp positions so we can get a collage

Anyone notice how Peter Schiff almost exclusively does live streams on red days? You might get 5 a week, you might get 1, kek

>>18483953
no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
random incel on 4chan: comfy sneed thread
[everyone disliked that]
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: slaps roof of car luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: is retarded
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: flies past in a spaceship ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
[Everyone liked that]
CIA: am I joke to you?
Left wing incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
Big chungus joined the chat
Drumpf has left the chat
Kek Redditors: good thing theres no more cringe in her-
Fortnite Devs: allow us to introduce ourselves
Minecraft Steve: kills fornite devs
Fortnite 12 year old has left the chat
Chris Hemsworth: because that's what heroes do
Avengers: assembled
Thanos has left the chat
4chan chads: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based and redpilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.

>>18484004
What is this?

this is also the first time I got profit from CFDs during daytrading

FUUUUUUUUUUCK

I bought $2000 worth of 4/17 Boeing calls at its floor today and sold them for 10% gains then watched it rocket to a literal 500% increase.

Also a few of you talking up MFA today what's so special about them compared to other REITs

whats a good streaming platform to watch margin call lads

>>18484005
My order to buy calls didn't go through so I'm at 0.

>>18484031
Go back.

>>18484036
Trumpbux arrived today, also got unemployment :^)

>>18484031

anime

>>18483970
Are you fucking retarded? When Bed Bath and Beyond is the bright spot in earnings, and they only showed up to the end of February, earnings are fucked. What names are you even thinking about playing?

>>18484031
Stop immediately.

>>18484005

Can't wait to wake up tomorrow morning and see my 10 shares of JCP essentially buy me a new home

>>18484005

reporting for duty

Do you guys own any stocks that give perks/free shit?
>tfw not receiving little discounts or presents/"thinking about you" cards in the mail

>>18484060

>>18483988
Post your portfolio. Otherwise, shut it.

>that reverse cunny formation on RTX

I would sell if I were you

>>18484005

>retail
Fuck you fags shitting this place up. I’ll wait for the next thread.

>>18484005
I'm in for 400 shares. Not posting a screenshot but will once daddy Bezos buys me out for $500 per share.

>>18483961
>>18483964
>>18484005
>>18484031
>>18484066
>>18484070
>>18484076
Please go the fuck back to wherever it is you came from

>>18484072

>>18484036
The Citizens Bank online UI.
t. unfortunate citizens bank user

>all these schmucks who got memed into buying fucking jcp
congrats, you just bought a bankruptcy

>>18484072
I love you guys.

>>18484080
if you own 325 shares of AAPL you get an iphone every year

>>18483941
We'll be okay ratty, you looking at oil?
>>18484060
fun! Maybe I will actually finish reviewers soon

>>18484098
Don't give this ID any more attention

>>18484063
I'm talking about PUT CITY and making money off options. I'm bullish towards TSM though.

>>18484097

>tesla dumping
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>18484042
if it dips down again tomorrow, buy again?

>>18484098
NO

faggots where can i watch margin call for free? its not on my netflix account for regional reason

>>18484106
>$500 per share.

>>18484080
A bunch of ETFs I swing then forget about send me giant hard copies of their prospectus, goes straight into the trash

>>18484004
> Tfw I closed the account I had it set to deposit to
> Tfw don't live at address anymore
> Tfw my dad is probably going to hijack my check when they realize the accounts been closed and mail a check to the old address
._.

What are the best small cap pharma companies to sell uncovered calls on?

>>18484140
Why would you buy RTX at that price?

He gave you a gift all day today, hell at the very end He dipped down to 29.98. The gift is still a giving nice and strong, that fat divvy at 2.08 a pop @ almost 7%. Reminder: before the virus came to town He was still pushing a 5.2% yield which is pretty damn good imo.

>>18484156
Same here kek, these things really should be opt-in. What a waste of paper.

>>18484101
>Fees $5
What fucking brokerage still has stock trading fees? LMAO!

>>18484144
We're actually going to start the dumping part of this crazy ass bull trap. Buy at your own peril.

>>18484173
>over $25
i'll keep waiting.

Bought back stocks 2 days ago down 7%. I’m holding for 4 years but damn I wanna neck myself.

>>18484152
Jeff Bezos was in the other thread and promised this

>>18484130
Is this a lesser known one? I kind of want to buy 325 shares right now to get my free phone but I don't see anything about it when I search.

Red line go down again.

>RTX

>>18484172
Well anything below 64 is what a lot of folks say, personally Im waiting for a ~57

>>18484142
? It's at 731.

>>18484172
I DCA'ed into my position. Started positioning myself too late, but it was still a good opportunity nonetheless.

>>18484187
Canadian ones

>>18484131
yeah I bought some today. I just cant resist teenage oil

>future red
>future red
>future red
>future red
>future red
the time of the bear begin

>>18484187
My leaf broker charges $5-10. Including TD

>>18484080
No, but I do enjoy getting things shareholder meeting invitations via paper mail.

Why did everyone buy JCP? What did I miss?

>>18484137
bro TSM has been circling the drain for a couple years now
they have no idea what to do
wait until the offseason to see if they replace and coaching staff/players before taking any position

>>18484198
that is not true
I am Jeff Bezos and that other poster was an imposter
the only thing I'm planning to buy at this time is a few dozen Cheesy Gordita Crunch Meals from my local Taco Bell

daytraderrockstar is a god

>>18484152
B-b-b-but he said

>>18484211
I'm still in the green, but night the large dips, I want to hold on to them mainly.

>Talking to boomer father
>Try to tell him about ETFs and basic investments again
>"No. Thats dangerous. Ford and GE will exist forever and 80% is in gold anyways. Gold can only go up."
At least he doesnt hoard cash

>>18484230
>>18484230
Jeff Bezos himself posted in /smg/ saying he would buy JCP

>>18484230
>bankruptcy

Should I just dump the 100 shares of ACB I have and take a small loss?

>>18484201
lmao it was a joke
AAPL dividend is .77 a share (soon to increase), so you can get a 1k phone at the end of the year

To late for ABT?

Bought BMO at $74 it’s now 69.50. Leaf bro’s hold me it’s been a hard year.

>>18484215
coconut oil's usually best for that in my experience, not crude :o
>>18484218
futures markets are not open they open in one hour and six minutes. Please be considerate and remember there is a big difference between after hours trading and futures contracts

>>18484116
what's wrong with citizens bank? admittedly i only use them for pretty basic shit but still.

>>18484220
imagine not using interactive brokers

>>18484231
Nice try Jew, not going to give up my precious JCP so you can have a few extra shekels.

>>18484230
some retard made shit up about amazon buying jc penny

>>18484267
Just kinda sucks all around, but then again so do basically all US banks.

>>18484248
a gold bubble would be cool. historically speaking every time enough people honestly believe something can "only go up" it causes crashes to inevitably occur.

>>18484248
You know the dollar has been the strongest performer these last few weeks right?

>>18484248
Chad, my dad has 150k in the bank, doesn't believe in debt so he buys real estate with 100% down. Incredible. Has 6 houses already.

>>18484231
Good to know, i'll screencap this and use it come this offseason

>need to make a gorillion dollars per year and have 800 prior years of options trading experience to even touch options
I know what you're going to say, "just lie about it", but I don't feel comfortable lying to a company holding thousands of dollars worth of my money.

Redpill me on JCP?

>>18484173
>2.08 a pop
>Actually .52 a pop

>>18484316
meant to reply to
>>18484269

>>18484170
SNSS

>>18484209
725 now with orders look very bleak compared to past days. it will dump to 700 at this rate

BUY REMDESIVIR

>>18484316
they will not investigate whether you're lying or not, they just have to ask because it's part of regulations and so they don't have to be accountable when some retard loses all their money and considers suing.

>>18484323
AMZN is going to buy them out

>>18484269
what are the fees for leafs

>>18484230
They owe a lot of money and basically said "lol we can't pay" which really resonated with me personally so I bought shares.

>>18484316
>He doesn't make a gorillion dollars per year and hasn't been an elite options trader since the 13th century

What a fucking loser.

>>18484323
we're all gonna be rich

>>18484316
They won't do anything. Or just don't trade options, they're doing you a favor

>>18484243
Good enough for me!

>>18484316
>but I don't feel comfortable lying to a company holding thousands of dollars worth of my money
That is a very "not going to make it" attitude
ON THE OTHER HAND, not gambling your money away with options and just buying stocks instead is a very "going to make it" thing to do, so we have a bit of a paradox here

>>18484316
stop trying to trade options you poor pieces of shit.

>>18483975
>keeping a commodity ETF for that long
The only thing that will happen by October is you loosing money from contango and backwardation

>>18484173
laughs in LMT

>tfw retarded

>>18484005
See ya schmucks later! I'm riding this to the top!

>>18484356
I do love that, imagine having to collect on JCP.

>>18484187
Everything except wst costs $10 per position ($10 buy + $10 sell) approximately with ways to reduce this only realistically if you're making a business out of this which doubles (or more) your tax burden. The best price structure is ibrk at $0.01 per share, minimum $1. The second lowest fee is questrade at $0.01 per share, minimum $5. in practice though I don't see how you'll ever be trading less than 500 shares (and usually more than 1000 - most of my trades are 1500-2000 shares) so those minimums don't really come into play.
Wealthsimple trade is free, but its app is amazingly bad, it limits what you can trade, it has only 15m delayed data, it charges 1.5% for CAD <-> USD conversions and doesn't let you hold USD (so you buy USD stock and you pay 1.5%, and then you sell it and pay another 1.5%, and if you get dividends you pay 1.5% on that on top of the outrageous usual taxes on non-canadian dividends), etc.

Who should I vote for to start a war to pump oil?

Thank you from the scraps daddy government. Please give my $14K income tax to shitty bankrupt businesses. I'll be right here next year to feed you more like the fucking taxpaying paypig I am

>>18484337
SPCE is down a bit AH as well, them slowing down is quite bearish.

>>18484356

>/biz/ in a post

>>18484018
he's a fucking retard faggot who cons even more retarded faggots into his fund, his message doesn't play during bull runs

>>18484353
https://www.interactivebrokers.ca/en/index.php?f=45251&p=stocks2

https://www.interactivebrokers.ca/en/index.php?f=45251&p=options1

leafs pay the same as everyone else

I shorted JCP, see you chucklefucks on the other side. if you all are shilling it so hard it's guaranteed toxic.

>>18484372
I literally made $600 today on SPY puts, nigger.

>>18484395
where do all of those fees go?
imagine how nice it must feel to be the guy who gets to charge people $10 every time some digits move around inside a computer
Both sides of the transaction each get charged $10? that's $20 all day
That guy probably the richest man in Canada, with a vast array of luxury and gourmet soups at his disposal

>>18484372
>smoothbrain can't into options

>>18484162
You can update your info on the IRS website in about 5 minutes.
Or just do nothing and bitch.

>>18484429
and tomorrow you'll lose $1200, it's not about one trade but about a large sample size of trades you double nigger.

I don't believe that S&P500 will fall under 2650 again.

I would actually buy it back in the situation of futures going down overnight

is this smart?

>jc penny board members wondering why 4chan suddenly owns 90% of their company

>>18483765 #
Ive never seen that full clip
Fucking Sasha the ass on that little Hispanic-greek bitch with the Catholic background to be an anal champion.

What stock do I buy to make more depraved catholic school fucksluts?

>>18484340
Gilead a shit
Moderna and JNJ sucking up all the corona oxygen

>>18484353
$10 per month credited against trade commissions. Commissions of $1 minimum, $10 maximum. $0.01 per share per transaction (same as questrade, but much lower minimum). No (or very limited?) free ETFs unlike questrade though.
The way the $10/month works is, if you don't do any transactions you pay $10; if you make between $0-$10-comission-generating transactions, you pay $10-commissions generated. Above that you pay $0 + commissions.

>>18484356
Powerful strategy.

>>18484449
To be fair, by definition to make money on an option means someone else has lost it. So you need to be in the top 50% of option traders to be consistently profitable. And now look at /biz/.
Exactly

>>18484414
maybe i'll switch. With Questrade right now

>>18484031
i feel personally offended and i feel disgusted, i need a shower.

fuck it, I got 6.00 laying in my brokerage doing nothing, I'll blow it on JCP for grins.

>>18484415
Imagine the powers that be allowing amazon to make any acquisitions in this market

>>18484494
it's especially good for options trading due to the fees, their mobile app is fine it's just their desktop app is made for boomers

>>18484473
> only sell hammers and egirl anime pillows and cocaine
> buy Amazon in 5 years

>>18484414
Wrong, ibrk lite (no commissions) only exists in USA

i'm new to this so you're tellin me if i put all my money on the jc penny's the green bars will go up?

>>18484480

>>18484436

>>18484460
It will. This is a bear market, not a correction, bear markets don't just go to ATHs again. Only thing that would change my mind would be the FED buying equities.

>>18484473
>at the annual JCP shareholder meeting it was decided by majority vote to move the company forward in a new direction. New CEO BasedNigar has decided that JCP will now be focusing on importing loli hentai and kalashnikovs.
Based

>>18484473
try .0009%

>>18484488
Questrade has free ETF purchases. Not when you sell though.
Sounds good for fairly active traders. Probably still switch to IB.

Best brökers for Europe? Checked the pastebin and is shit rally

Is trumps move to show that when you give out free cash, the economy crashes? Haha

>>18484060
I have officially applied for the leaf emergency dole fund. That was easier than expected. There wasn't even a form to fill out. It was, here are criteria for teh emergency dole bux, do u qualify? check box, click go. Success, bux will be deposited to your account in three biz days. So that's cool.

I don't know what the fuck market is doing here. It's right on the edge of a sell and maybe short signal. I have individual stocks that they marginal buy but that doesn't mean anything if the index is going to drop. Stupid oil doing stupid low volatility staircase pattern down after the deal news with no brief spikes upwards for me to play with. All cash now again.

>>18484523

You have a once in a lifetime opportunity anon, I have a deal for you. Have you heard of..Blockbuster?

they are invincible

>>18484523
yes
post a screenshot after you've bought

>>18484523
No new friend. It’s a meme. Jcp just filed for bankruptcy and there’s zero proof that amazon is considering to buy jc penny.
Even if they were considering, it is only considering. They could decide against it. Furthermore, jc penny has nothing to really offer amazon.

>>18484544
When the overall commodity market start making huge gains you will know we are proper fucked

>>18484480
then why is the CCP trying to patent a clone of remdesivir? and ending Gilead's trails in china early?

>>18484538
so V-shaped recovery is out of the table?

Alright which one of you did this?

Lol AAL downsizing their fleet, getting rid of older planes first.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>ywn breed prime Jenna Fischer
Why Life go?

where can i watch margin call?

>>18484555
Peak euphoria

>>18484516
During times like this you can basically get away with murder in the market. Regulators are desperate to keep shit from capsizing, so they're unlikely to block otherwise questionable purchases and mergers.
That said there's no fucking way Amazon is buying the dumpster fire known as JC Penny.

>>18484297
>mortgage
>debt

I love this meme

>>18484595
Youtube

>>18484590
just fap to that jenna fischer look-alike

Anyone not willing to allocate 1% of their portfolio to jokes, gambits, Hail Marys, and memes every once in awhile has a serious stick up their ass.

>>18484582
Have you never been in biotech before?

>>18484316
>>18484344
This.

When applying for margin they asked my experience and I said 1-2 years. I got a popup saying to change it to higher due to regulations.

Thanks for helping me ace that test mr bankman

I just have a quick question, can you buy stocks with a credit card?

>>18484579
Shitposting on the markets, lel.

>>18484607
What about 100%?

>>18484610
don't tell him

How badly are other countries' money printers BRRRing relative to the Fed's? Is everyone more or less equally as fucked or is the Fed being unusually stupid right now?

>>18484473
I bought some, Fuck it.
If we all go, we all go together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5f3-jB0-do

>>18484550
Nice, I got my trumpbux today. We are gonna make it bros.

>>18484607
This.

Live a little you comatose boomers.

>>18484605
Fap!=cumming in a womb for the sake of breeding

>>18484607
if you want to meme. buy the unholy trifecta lci, galt, and snss
they're all going to merge into LCGALTSS and go to 60

>>18484230
They're having a Spring Fling sale!

>>18484490
That assumes the distribution of winners to losers is 1:1, as if each options trader is only assigned one position. In reality, it may be that 90% of the winning trades go to less than 1% of the traders.
>>18484531
Yuck no one wants that. We want FEMALE hispanimutt anal lovers.

GEO May be recession proof, but it ain’t pandemic proof.

>>18484574
>ending Gilead's trails in china early
BULLISH

>>18484598
>Regulators are desperate to keep shit from capsizing, so they're unlikely to block otherwise questionable purchases and mergers.
Soon, I hope. That is when buffett will make his move to consolidate all the domestic airlines into a monopoly and he will own the skies.

It’s also often the indicator that the market is near-bottom.

>>18484541
Exactly. Ibrk has neither free buy or sell for ETFs (may have a limited list of ETFs for which you have free buy but not sell, don't recall exactly).
As the other anon (aka the ibrk shill) mentioned, ibrk has by far the best pricing for options, so if you want to transact options a lot, and generate at least $10 of transactions every month, they're the clear winner.

>>18484607
>anyone not willing to throw away money has a stick up their ass
profit before pranks nigger

>>18484384
have a rare on me

>>18484614
is this a shitpost? no you can't you dummy. you need a broker. read the OP.

>>18484614
You too much of a poor fag for Robinhood Gold Margin account?

>>18484633
fine, i'll keep the video to myself

>>18484590
there are about a million women out there that look just like her
go get one lad

>>18484607
but if you meme properly, that 1% of your portfolio becomes 0.5% pretty quick.
then if you reallocate into the memes, it keeps happening and becomes a black hole that can leech all of the gains that you make from your smart trades.
I know this all too clearly, it happened to me a few months last year....

>>18484599
It's for religious reasons.

>>18484378
Issa an option

>>18484475

What do you think will the reaction if US deaths surge 30% overnight when all states start following the CDC policy?

>>18484004
>ask people to post 'em
>they don't post 'em

feels bad, man. none of you guys got any trumpbux or unemployment insurance?

>>18484539
kek

>>18484230
One (yes, one) anon posted, completely without any evidence, that AMZN will buyout JCP.

Yeah that's it.

>>18484659
My friend needs it link pls

I threw away all of my serial killer books and everything to follow Jesus better

>>18484674
the sad thing is that im sure at least a few anons bought it just based on that.

>>18484539
Becoming an illicit materials and restricted firearms outlet would actually save the company.

>>18484690
I dropped a twenty on it just for keks

>>18484692
JC Penny manages to somehow get approval to sell drugs, including shit you’d normally need a prescription for
I would exclusively shop at JC Penny for all my adderall needs for the rest of my life.

>>18484665
Is he antisemitic too?

>>18484575
>so V-shaped recovery is out of the table?
Inconclusive from TA perspective at this time. Probable retrace incoming but don't know how much or what kind of volume will participate in it.

>>18484004
You know you only get this if your poor right....

>check IRS site
>eligible for money but need my bank info
>get error trying to do it
I'm going to have to wait for in mail check. Any idea when that might come?

>>18484598
We might as well change our name to the United Stated of Amazon

>>18484670

Priced In

>>18484721
>I'm going to have to wait for in mail check. Any idea when that might come?
After the recovery

>>18484675
This makes my eyes hurt wtf

>>18484632
Splendid animu/vidya crossover picture! I'm saving that.

>>18484572
>jc penny has nothing to really offer amazon.
Real estate.

>>18484687
Thanks. Murder is wrong.

>>18484539
>Racks full of Jap high school uniforms
>Walk buy the former perfume counter and some sweaty neckbeard sprays frog lube on you.

>>18484721
I heard in the mail 4/20

>>18484720
yes...
except some poor people don't even get it
I made just enough money in 2018 that I barely get anything
it's like they made the cutoff just high enough to bog me, those fucks

Guys i went all in on spy today so that the economy would crash .. imma try to pull out before i get the rope ..

Use this opportunity /biz/ they always expected one of us in the debre

>>18484543
saxobank

>>18484720
yeah because im poor. spoiler alert: most people are. especially we millenials: https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/04/millennials-are-new-lost-generation/609832/

>>18484648

i have a 310k portfolio of long divy stocks and i lost 1800 today. the 25 bucks i spent for 100 shares was money well spent.

>>18484230
Reddit

>>18484715
Yeah lmfao. Very.

>>18484752
4chanlands all over the USA.
Sell weeb and political trash.

>>18484752
Why would amazon want massive amounts of physical store space that they’d have to pay overhead for, in addition to employees, when their primary value is bringing customers whatever they want to their doorstep?

>>18484780
If you are staying long then what’s the big deal? Eventually we will recover, r-right?

>>18484767
me and my 4/17 SPXS calls thank you brother

My wife processes loans and has been doing this SBA loans lately. It’s funny how she talks about these retard clients that act like the rules don’t apply to them since they are so rich...... last time I checked rich people don’t go to the welfare line to get bailed out because they have money.

>>18484575
I don't know anything more retarded than the people who fall into the v-shaped recovery meme.

>>18484798

>we decide to become a brick and mortar shitpost store

sometimes reality could get really weird

>70 bux of unrealized gains today
I'm hot and ready, stuff that red candle deep in my asshole daddy.

>>18484772
We will all be poor soon.

Should I buy VRAY

>>18484808

did you miss marketwatch article about hedgefunds going after gibs? they're playing both sides of the candle

>>18484808
I do feel bad for lots of the small business guys though, my friends' dad opened up an ice cream shop franchise in january...

I'm listening to this faggot on CNBC talk about how sad the death of retail names are when any other day you can hear him suck Amazons cock.

>>18484836
to be fair im in a much much better position than most. i still live with my parents and they're loaded, i still have a job to go back to whenever the government allows us. i work a skilled job that is difficult to replace in STEM, with an ASEE. im just young and working my way up from the bottom so im technically poor. ultimately it just means i get more gibbs so i can't complain, hopefully i'll turn it into more money via all the day trading i've been doing.

>>18484799
Turn them into distribution centers? A lot of them are centrally located and served by interstates.

>>18484840
yes

>>18484857
no one is going to buy ice cream in january
what was he thinking lmao

>>18484815
Why wouldn't you trust your life savings on Jerome and put it all in TSLA? What's crazy about that? No emotional exploitation here.

>>18484769
Thanks will check them out, their YouTube channel is cringe as fuck, I hope the platform is different

>>18484879
You saw that too?
Guy has a hardon for Bezos.

>they got the tv's outside for the presser today

>>18484230
It ballooned to 100 dollars per share for a bit due to algorithms and we all cashed in, we made it.

>>18484849
holy fucking shit that gif xD

>>18484836

If 4th stimulus goes through, we'll have mortgaged like 4 generations of people, we're talking people in like 2120s.

>>18484889
It's miami so, they were buying. Went there once, quite a bit of customers.

The new JC Penney experience:

>new male customers come in to buy guns and hentai: called a faggot immediately at checkout
>new female customers not even allowed on site unless the come in tits a swinging

https://endpts.com/gilead-takes-a-hit-after-quietly-terminating-a-closely-watched-covid-19-trial-of-remdesivir/

>UPDATED: Gilead takes a hit after a closely-watched Covid-19 trial of remdesivir is quietly terminated, raising fresh doubts
GILDCHADS ARE YOU OKAY????

Is it true Jeff Bezos was logged on here and shitposting earlier today about JC Pennies.

>>18484857
small businesses are just trading with extra steps. you're still taking a risk to try to get a reward and could lose money if you're wrong.

>>18484886

Considering the boomers that work for bezos and how they handled the second headquarters fiasco, I'd argue we could sell them blockbuster

>>18484886
But a lot of them are connected directly to malls, not stand alone. So security and transport coordination is going to be a major pain in the ass, if not impossible with ppl going to the mall to shop.
Unless they just buy out the whole mall. Then they might be on to something.

>>18484928
bahaahha no way

>>18484898
JPM also released a series of podcasts on the various possible election results, including republican sweep or democrat sweep.

>>18484906

butthurt journos for days

>>18484921

>Some random neckbeard walks by with guns and a cutout of his comfort waifu

>>18484942
Could also turn them into data centers or fucking Amazon-clinics, who knows? The real estate is the only thing valuable about any retail anymore.

>>18484815
Plausible from a “meme virus will disappear over summer” perspective. If only...

>>18484928
OH FUG

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18484944
Great put opportunity honestly, although they might just moon for no reason considering the market lately.

>tfw claimed as a dependent so I don't get a check

I just wanna invest it bros

g-guys

I-I think I'm about to go LOOONG in Disney...

>>18484898
in all seriousness, unironically, i just can't see how the dems can possibly beat Trump in 2020. after all of the shit they pulled over the past 4 years, and that's not even including that they're putting up demented pedo sleepy joe, a fucking alzheimers patient ffs. that's just icing on the cake. all the shit they've pulled is what ultimately dug their own grave, and THEN the put up sleepy joe on top of all that. and you just fucking KNOW when coronavirus is over by November, Trump is gonna take credit for ending it and ham it up with how he shut down air travel from China early on even though the dems called him racist for it.

i literally just don't see how the dems win. hell i can't even see how the dems make it close.

If Amazon buying JcPenny was meme'd into existence, what happens to the JCP stock? Would it really merge with the Amazon stock or just disappear?

>>18484964
True. I always pictured amazon setting up remote drone hives in backwater smaller towns. They’d be like towers where large blimp drones deliver cargo for smaller drones to distribute. But I suppose real estate is real estate

>>18484913
>If 4th stimulus goes through, we'll have mortgaged like 4 generations of people, we're talking people in like 2120s.
We'll all be dead by then anyway.

>>18484995
same nigga

DIX and GEX still bullish as fuck. Darkpools buying the spy?

I’m too scared to short yet but I really want to jump back into the short smolcaps trade!!

>>18484931
>>18484243
>>He didn't get in on the deal of a lifetime
>Anon, I-

>>18484995
unironically just paper trade for the time being. you need to get a job and save money at some point, you can't avoid that. if you could have done that before and didn't, you missed your chance, but another chance will come. until then you can practice via paper trading, make all of your mistakes there so that when you actually have money you know wtf you're doing, and you have both experience and a large enough sample size to know if your ideas and strategies work or not.

educate yourself financially. this is a perfect opportunity to actually enrich your mind instead of just becoming another statistic who will lose all of their money by being a fucking retard. your choice, anon.

>>18484997
What prospects do they even have anymore? Disney+ sucks, no more S()y Wars, no more Avengers, Disneyland is shut down.

>>18484998
It's kind of funny how Joe has 0 grass roots support and the MSM is losing ground as well.

I don't listen much to H3H3 but even he was talking shit about Sleepy Joe and played the clip of him saying poor kids are just as smart as white kids.

Worse is Joe Rogan saying he thinks Joe has dementia and going on a tangent about the MSM explicitly lying about Trump's response to COVID.

The lefties really live in a bubble because they're going to lose moderates HARD

>>18484998
>he believes all women
>especially ones that only pop up when the primaries are over
Lmao

>>18484913
Dude none of it is real.

>>18485015
they usually swap stocks, so for every 10 JCP you would get 1 AMZN or whatever the conversion is

>>18485025
>muh Dicks
They're still wrong like 45% of the time aren't they? I wouldn't base intraday shit on them.

>>18484931
>>18484243 (You)
>He didn't get in on the deal of a lifetime
Anon, I-

>>18485043
h3h3 became trash after 2016

>>18485046
or it's possible amazon would take on the JCPenny branding for the name recognition

>>18485060
sure, but he still plays a lot to the moderate liberals because he is one.

>>18484931
>>18484243
>He didn't get in on the deal of a lifetime
Anon, I-

>>18484992
Instead of quietly terminating the trial, they should have made a big press release saying that they aren't pursing a Covid-19 cure anymore because the virus is a nothingburger

>>18485046
ha

I THINK THE FED FUCKING SUCKS

>>18485043
the MSM has seriously fucked themselves by trying to throw everything and the kitchen sink at Trump these past 4+ years. everyone (who's paying attention, at least) knows it now. it's why things like joe rogan have become a lot more popular over these years as well, people seeking out alternative forms of news and discussion about current events, because the "mainstream" ones have failed them and proven themselves to be liars and crooks.

>>18485038
It was a joke about putting my dick inside Madam Min

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_Monetary_Theory

Any resources for learning about this shit? Might as well learn about what actually is pumping my longs

oil futures looking okay? looking into OKE

>>18485025
im sorry, what is the DICKS again?

>>18485084
The moment you get a liberal to say both sides of the news media is corrupt, you win

>>18485094
>Macro
kek

I mean go for it if you want but learning to read a balance sheet is a way better use of time.

>>18485097
All oil is looking bad. Hell most of the market is looking bad.

>>18485130
>>18485130
>>18485130
new

>>18485123
Remember bulls yesterday saying how the market wouldn't fall?

>>18484928
I sold out when we crossed 80 like all of you should.
My coworkers have been joking about remdesevir since day one, nobody with any knowledge about the drug thought it would work.

>>18485079
No the Fed is great. The market literally can't fall. Put all your money in.

>>18485037
I did have a job but it was a minimum wage retail job. I quit it when this corona stuff started up because I didn't think it was worth the risk. I have decent savings right now so I am looking to invest some but that 1200 would've definitely helped. I'm reading and watching videos and dicking around with the investopedia simulator since I have tons of free time now.

>>18485115
Not doing this to make more money on stocks. Just to learn.

This is the new:
>>18485120
>>18485120

>>18485094
how much do you know about traditional monetary policy?
just get a boring 100-level or 200-level macro economics textbook and skim it

>>18485051
I'd unironically take a few Amazon shares!

>>18485137
And we'll say it again the next time the bar goes green. Its a mental illness that sometimes pays off

>79$ SOXL Chad

>>18485094
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1137610662

>>18485015
Each JCP stock turns into AMZN stock. If you bought now, you literally stand to gain over 9000%

>>18485145
The Fed is exposing itself and they don’t like exposure. They will pull back or the people will abolish it.

Im all in on SPY
Am I screwed? It's gotta go up eventually, right?

>>18485288
You'll eventually break even.

>>18485243
It's a trick boy. The Fed is doing nothing. Sunshine, rainbows and uncrashable markets until all the money is in. AMZN at ATH.

>>18485097
Wait until they open in one minute.

>>18485387
I see leaves of green...

>>18485411
Spastic trading continues. Algos vs. algos. Half percent swings every second.

>>18485440
it looks really flat to me

>>18485411
And you want them painted black??

>>18485454
you watching real time?

>>18485466
I dunno

>>18485461
I was thinking of "It's a Wonderful World", but The Stones works too

>>18485516
Oil has chilled out now after that first five minutes of nonsense. Bias remains bearish.

>>18485538
ahhh I was looking at the equity indices (they're really flat so far), not oil

hehe ;^)

>>18484913
dude, the USA empire is in the long, slow process of collapse. this is the looting phase. it's not the time to be bemoaning the debt burden a century from now.

>>18485623

>Gambling we're going to lose to winnie da poo

Never bet against the US of A, baby.

This is just 21st century treasure fleet all over again. Look at how conservative they're playing the game.

and unlike the Romans, we got nukes. If you think us bullying the bugs during a trade war is bad, just wait for the shit we pull next

>>18484384
>>18484649
here's a secret rare.

>>18485785
girl with pearl earring was a pepe all along! :O

I deserve an asian gf.

>>18486103
Gook