/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18477448
Gemini listing is gonna cause a major pump. I have lots of normie friends who are waiting to inject thousands of dollars upon listing

>>18477474
Yeah I like to make stuff up on the internet too

>>18477474
You linkfags are so desperate and make up the dumbest shit. Do people actually fall for your shit-tier shilling?

>>18477448
so who is behind all these pseudo celebrities shilling link all of a sudden? sergei can't afford actual celebrities?

It's real.
Holy shit.

WHO?

>>18477474
Your normie friends are waiting for a gemini listing when its already on coinbase? Who the fuck trusts gemini more than coinbase? Or are you in some 3rd world shithole that doesnt allow coinbase? In which case i look forward to the pump caused by the combined $20 that all your normie friends are about to invest.

>>18477501
This is real baby boy

>>18477448
These guys literally can't make a good investment Gemini was a absolute failure

>>18477487
Listing is happening EOM. It's confirmed.

>>18477624
I trained my normie friends to hate cuckbase. The fees are exorbitant, and they shadow banned me. Now all my friends use Gemini and shit on kikebase.

>>18477656
If you're such as expert at training friends where to shit, you should go to Mumbai and give Pajeet a few lessons.

Based winkelboss

>>18477501
That's the point. We just spam stupid shit like $1k eoy and Sergey is the chosen one so people would dismiss it and stay away.

>>18477641
>bought 1% of bitcoin total supply at $100
>with the money from funding facebook
yeah tell me about it

>WINKLEVII

>>18477448
Comfy

>>18477840
Very

>>18477448
MY LINKIES STAY SUPER WINKIE 1K IS FUD

>>18477779
Facebook would have made them more haha cucked

the comments after his tweet are surreal, it's like some kind of mutant relative of a /biz/ thread

>>18477944
The winklevoss twins are the bogdanoffs of the past.

>>18477448
>-6%

>>18477944
CHECKED

>>18477974
the absolute state of /biz

>>18478157
Thanks fren
Now pray to kek with me Shakepay didn't lose my ETH this morning

>>18477448
Tyler please PLEASE PLEASE SHILL YOUR LINK BAGS. IM FUCKING DESPERATE.

It's over.

>>18478077
There's more 2018 marines in that thread than on biz now.

Pretty surreal tweet tho.

>>18478266
Wallah
Finally broadcasting
We're actually all gonna make it

I'm a developer and I looked over the Chainlink white paper and documentation, as well as the blog post by Google. Here's a few reasons I would not use Chainlink for my own apps:
1. The current "mainnet" is not decentralized. there's no way to decentrally assess if an oracle is any good or not.
2. It took them 2 years to basically build centralized oracles, which is extremely unimpressive (and already exists). I do not have much hope for the future or the competency of their engineers.
3. The white paper doesn't coherently describe how they plan on making their centralized design decentralized one day. They broadly go over their "decentralized" reputation strategies as if creating sybil resistant decentralized reputation is something of an afterthought, when it's actually an unsolved computer science problem. They've had 2-3 years and 30mil in funding to actually publish technical specifications for this and instead they decided to build trivial centralized oracles. Extremely worrying. It kind of reminds me of IOTA "we'll remove the coordinator later". No you won't. You don't know how.
4. News outlet and journalists keep reporting on "partnerships" with Google and Swift. But if you actually read the source for the "partnership", it's just a blog post by Google Cloud that promotes their own service (BigQuery) and shows an example about how Chainlink users can use Google Cloud if they want. In no way is Google partnered or planning on using Chainlink themselves. The Chainlink codebase is extremely trivial to rebuild if Google wanted to get into the blockchain oracle space.
While there's certainly profits to be made by trading Chainlink, I recommend you do not HODL it with the hope that one day developers will adopt it as their source for decentralized oracles. That certainly won't happen.

>>18477474
Thousands of dollars? WOAH LINK $1K EOY CONFIRMED

link is only dumping right now because the winklevoss twins are looking for a good entry.

I suggest DCA'ing, frens.

>>18477656
great I'm sure your friends will pump all our bags to the moon
fuck off faggot

>>18478175
Wilnklevii are permacucks. Very bearish for btc and link.

>>18477448
We really are gonna make it huh. Just gotta lay low and survive the coof frenzy for a couple years

>>18477500
he's a founder of facebook and a crypto billionaire? he's one of the most influential whales in the space

>>18479351
he didn't found facebook. zuckerberg jewed him and stole his and his brother's idea (although social networking was already a thing so not really) and he settled with him out of court for big money. i know who he is, but in the past 3 days there have been like 3 or 4 randos pimping chainlink all of a sudden. just seems odd. i have over 1k link btw and believe in it.

Stinkie winkies kek

Oh fuck it’s real. Uhhh are we becoming the people we once hated: cool people

>>18477944
Checked

>>18477448
LINK and ZANO are going to make us rich frens

>>18480172
is that Rory and Doug motherfucking Dimmadome?

>>18477448
HOLY SHIT ITS REAL

>>18477656

>>18477448
>a Winklevoss basically said "I'm getting early ETH vibes"

>itt idiots dont get that this is a dog whistle to whales that this is the new coin to pnd

>>18481867
yeah. to $1000

>>18477448

Didn't they make a billion off buttcoin? Probably bought in at $2 and sold at nearly $20k. I'm sure they'd love to make even 20% profits off some other shitcoin.

>>18481900
>Didn't they make a billion off buttcoin?
Yes.
And they invented Facebook.

If anyone has a nose for the next big thing, it's them.

>>18479403
>just seems odd. i have over 1k link btw and believe in it.

So stop believing in it and believe these assholes are prepping the atmosphere to pump and dump Link. Either that, or they're just being paid advertising fees to mention it in a Tweet.

>>18477448
Is there any better? I made a promise not to wash until staking. I seeded myself with psilocybin spores and now have growths all over me. They've burrowed into my blood. Into my brain. I'm in a constant state of extreme agony and glorious clairvoyance. The mycelium chews at my flesh and rewards with visions more real than the air you breathe. Chainlink has already reached $1000, it has always reached it. Time is just sinking round and round to that inevitable point and you are scrambling at the sides trying to climb out, but my mushrooms will have you in time.

>>18477500
>>18479403
Chainlink is entering the mainstream, deal with it.

>>18477448
So accumulation phase is over?

>>18482221
i mean, if it's going to 1000+ then i don't think 3 or 4 bucks is very much to buy

>>18482304

>>18478108
No they are the next generation and are currently competing against the bogs. They dropped Facebook and pretended to lose it because of the bogdanoff threat being priority number 1.

>>18482304
implying it goes to 1000