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Previous >>1846918

An ode to nocoiners:

Short on stature,
a collective of detachers;
Short on bitcoin,
without urge or loin;
Short on brains,
Eternally dooomed to miss trains.

Enter Winklevoss,
our final boss,
To put nocoiners to death -
Via their ETF.

/amen

>> No.1847858

first

>> No.1847859

>>1847855
AWOO

>> No.1847860

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxXfHxceMg4

theme

>> No.1847861
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1847861

reminder. portrait of a nocoinlet

>> No.1847863

>>1847855
Guy has to keep us informed on that leveraged position.

>> No.1847864

>>1847855
Reminder the winklevoss twins single handedly brought gold from 400$ to 1200$+ with their gold etf, and will do the same with bitcoin.

Also, please give me anime renditions of them kissing.

>> No.1847865

Can a coiner please help a bizfag out. Through a bizarre set of circumstances involving a bitcoin debit card and its rules, and a bank account delay, im short about 7 dollars or .00560btc for this payment i have to make today.

Literally last resort , may kek provide my savior prosperity

1JwzF6PL3wEHJYkvmP6hUxPjPamM4hEc9Q

>> No.1847868

TESTING 1 2 3 WE HAVE LIFTOFF

>> No.1847869

ROCKETS BEING FUELED AND PREPARED FOR LAUNCH BOYS GET READY FOR A LUNAR EXPEDITION LOVE YA NIGGYS EVEN IF IT DOESNT PASS WE WILL WAIT TIL THE NEXT TRY

LEMME GET A PRAISE KEK AND SOME DUBS

>> No.1847873

>>1847869
did it pass?

>> No.1847875

Just closed my x100 leverage at 1266.12 with 150% profit. Will enter after the dip.

>> No.1847878

>>1847873
nothing yet

>> No.1847880

>>1847869

may kek spite the darkness guy and bless us with riches to wreak our chaos on this faggot normie world.

>> No.1847887

>>1847875
let's say it gets approved. could i just buy 100x leverage and fly to the moon but drop in time before the rocket crashes back to earth?

>> No.1847888
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>>1847861
>I will be the last one left that you see

>> No.1847890
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>>1847878
I'm fucking dying here

>> No.1847891

>>1847887
Use high leverage with caution, but i dont intend on staying poor any longer. all my loose cash is invested in bitcoin right now. 50% of it is on 100x leverage.

>> No.1847901

LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>LIVE FEED>>>>>>

https://www.sec.gov/video/live/2373689294677-evidence-summit-031017.htm

>> No.1847905

>>1847901
>muh fairness in markets

fuck this cunt

>> No.1847909

Anyone with coin base experience, if I place an order right now through my bank account, does it lock in the price or does it adjust once the funds deposit?

>> No.1847912

>>1847909
Yes they honor the price you bought at.

>> No.1847913
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>>1847905
>>1847901

they already said they're not discussing bitcoin there

>>1847909
price is locked in

>> No.1847916

>>1847909
Price is locked in at what you clicked by at.

>> No.1847917

>>1847865
>he doesn't even have enough BTC to make $7 from the smallest % increase in price

laughingwhores.jpg

>> No.1847918

Would I go to prison if I just posted "APPROVED" in this topic to boost the price?

>> No.1847920

>>1847912
I've got 5k ready to go once we get launch codes

>> No.1847921

>>1847909
to be honest you should not be using coinbase main page to buy bitcoins

you should transfer your money to GDAX (coinbase's actual trading exchange) and use that service, its much better

>> No.1847922

>>1847909
Its locked in,i just use my debit card and get instant payment,my buy limits just went up to $3k

>> No.1847923

>>1847916
>>buy even.

>> No.1847925

>>1847921
I don't have time to verify my account, I'll sell through my Gemini account once it's verified

>> No.1847927

>>1847918
APPROVED

>> No.1847928

w-why is the price going up?

what's going on??

>> No.1847929

>>1847917
This. Too late

>> No.1847933

Canadian here, using Coinbase I'm having trouble Selling (not that I want to, just in case). It only lets me use my Visa to buy but I have no accounts I can deposit my money to (they dont accept Canadian Debit)

What do I do if I want to sell?

>> No.1847937

TALKING ABOUT ETFS AND RETIAL INVESTORS BEING UNABLE TO INVEST IN CERTAIN MARKETS

THEY'RE HINTING THEY'RE GOING TO OPEN UP THE MARKET

THIS IS IT LADS

>> No.1847939

Lmao choking at presentation it's over

>> No.1847940

Prepare the suicide hotline links! This shit ain't gtting passed :)

>> No.1847942

Entry at 1262.99 with 25x leverage so i can go to bed tonight without having a heartattack of going broke. hope to see you at 1500+ tomorrow with a nice 400% increase in value.

>> No.1847943

>>1847937
Fuck me I really want to go long on margin right now

>> No.1847945

>>1847937
WARNING

THIS IS IT

THEY WILL APPROVE, OR NOT DENY, MEANING APPROVAL BY DEFAULT

IT'S HAPPENING

>we need to enhance the ability for mom and pop investors to diversify their investments
>there is too much heteogeneity in current offerings

>> No.1847947

Does anyone have a youtube mirror or something? cant look at the stream from my country.

>> No.1847948

>>1847942
What's your liquidation price?

>> No.1847952

>>1847948
1219, not worried at all. Even if it dips it wont liquidate, cya in miami.

>> No.1847953

It's about to tank hard. Get ready to buy the dip!

>> No.1847954

Holy shit this guy is losing it lmao horrible presentation

>> No.1847957

What we're missing is some KEK PRAISING

It worked for Brexit and Trump

PRAISE KEK

>> No.1847958

>>1847952
How big is your position?

>> No.1847959

>>1847957
PRAISE KEK

>> No.1847962

>>1847958
22 bitcoins, basically all the cash i could gather. Still have my car, house etc so im not broke even if i lose it all.

>> No.1847965

>>1847959
see his voice got more confident and clear once we praised for him

>> No.1847967

>>1847965
I cant view the stream, can someone please stream it on twitch or throw up a youtube mirror or something. I NEED TO SEE

>> No.1847970

>>1847954
When is this cunt going to talk about the buttcoins

>> No.1847972

>>1847967
>twitch
Proof that btcfags are underage video game children

>> No.1847974

>>1847933
set up an account at poloniex and send your btc there

you can see btc, and have a balance of usd on your account

>> No.1847975

>>1847967
use chrome and download the betternet VPN addon then pick USA as your counyry

DUHhuhUHh

>> No.1847976

>>1847967
It's some college freshmen spilling spaghetti all over the place

>> No.1847981

>>1847972
it's the only streaming website i know of.

im 24, got a job and a villa, what do you have?

>> No.1847982

Ultra poorfag here

Currently rocking proud portfolio of just over 6ETH and 0.01BTC

If I were to sell the ETH for BTC I would almost have 1 whole coin —is this worth doing or am I in too low for it to make any kind of difference at all?

>> No.1847983

>>1847909
Hey Broncosfan19. You shouldn't be playing with things you don't understand.

>> No.1847984

>>1847954

Someone link me to the livestream

>> No.1847988
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>>1847970
>>1847967

>> No.1847989

>>1847988
BUY

THE

DIP

>> No.1847991

>>1847982
6 eth would not be almost a whole bitcoin. Wtf are you on about?

>> No.1847996

>>1847982
>6 eth 0.01 BTC

thats hardly anything.. sorry brosef.. you wont be getting rich

>> No.1847997

>>1847988
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR DRY BORING POLICY SHIT

NO ONE CARES THAT THERE ARE VARIOUS WAYS TO MOVE MONEY AROUND AND MAKE 5% PA

JUST TALK ABOUT BITCOIN

>> No.1847998

>>1847988
WAIT SO WHY ARE WE HERE

>> No.1847999

>>1847988
When will they finally start talking about bitcoin? He only talks about shit nobody cares about...

>> No.1848002

DENIED

>> No.1848003

>>1847967
Try the following:
python -m pip install streamlink
python -m streamlink "hds://sec_live_sp-lh.akamaihd.net/z/SPA_1@330283/manifest.f4m?g=HLCNBGUGBQMS&hdcore=3.10.0&plugin=aasp-3.10.0.29.28" best

>> No.1848004

>>1847997
>NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR DRY BORING POLICY SHIT
>NO ONE CARES THAT THERE ARE VARIOUS WAYS TO MOVE MONEY AROUND AND MAKE 5% PA
>JUST TALK ABOUT BITCOIN
BTC buyers in a nutshell

No understanding of economics whatsoever

>> No.1848005

>>1848002
Fuck off with this shit

>> No.1848007

>EVERYONE FOMO
https://youtu.be/eKWLblpVWdQ
>EVERYONE FOMO
https://youtu.be/eKWLblpVWdQ
>EVERYONE FOMO
https://youtu.be/eKWLblpVWdQ
>EVERYONE FOMO
https://youtu.be/eKWLblpVWdQ
>EVERYONE FOMO
https://youtu.be/eKWLblpVWdQ
>EVERYONE FOMO
https://youtu.be/eKWLblpVWdQ

>> No.1848008

>>1847999
>>1847998
>>1847997

they made it sound like it wouldnt be mentioned here at all. this webcast and summit isnt about bitcoin.

result will probably be posted here: https://www.sec.gov/rules/sro/batsbzx.htm

>> No.1848012

>>1847991
to be precise
i have just over 6, it totals at approx 0.09btc
6.33347794eth = 0.09234439btc
+ the 0.01btc i have already

it's marginal fractional shit i know, and it won't make me rich, but is it worth swopping the eth over to btc before the announcement or is it better to cold hold and say akunamatatata?

>> No.1848013

Assad speaking now

>> No.1848019

>>1847982
thats literally 12.74 in bitcoin. You are very poor. A start is a start i guess. Also, 6 Eth is around 94 dollars so maybe close to .1 bitcoins poorfag.

>> No.1848021

>>1848012
stay on Eth honestly, are you using coinbase? you wont make much on bitcoin this late

>> No.1848023

>>1848013
>> Funny guy.

>> No.1848025

>300 eth and no BTC

Well. I hope I can at least pay my debt off and quit living a life of an indebted cuck if this works out.

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>>1848013
under rated

>> No.1848028

>>1848021
Bitcoin is just getting started mate

>> No.1848030

>APPROVED

Oct. 28, 2016 Notice of Filing of Amendment No. 1 to a Proposed Rule Change to BZX Rule 14.11(e)(4), Commodity-Based Trust Shares, to List and Trade Winklevoss Bitcoin Shares Issued by the Winklevoss Bitcoin Trust

https://www.sec.gov/rules/sro/batsbzx/2017/34-80169.pdf

Quote
Conclusion
IT IS THEREFORE ORDERED, pursuant to Section 19(b)(2) of the Act,44 that the
proposed rule change (SR-BatsBZX-2016-80), as modified by Amendment Nos. 1 and 2, be, and
hereby is, approved on an accelerated basis.
For the Commission, by the Division of Trading and Markets, pursuant to delegated
authority.45
Eduardo A. Aleman
Assistant Secretary

>APPROVED
APPROVED
>APPROVED

>> No.1848031

>>1848012
do you even math brah..

6*20 = 180
180 +100 = 280

280!= 1200

>> No.1848034

>>1848030
this is from 3 days ago

>> No.1848038

>>1848031
>do you even math brah..
nah, literal savant when it comes to spoken / written language, scoring 99% on tests where highs usually peak between 60-70

5 year olds do better at 'the math' than me tho truth be told

>> No.1848039

BUY MORE NOW

>> No.1848043

>>1848039
buy the top?

>> No.1848044

>fees

>> No.1848045

Fuck Im dying here, waiting for the drop

>> No.1848051

AS SOON AS IT IS APPROVED IM GOING TO LEVERAGE MYSELF TO THE MOON

>> No.1848052

The guy is killing me, like shit, I feel like I'm back in high school waiting for the teacher to call me with my grade

>> No.1848057

where will the ride end after approval? 1500? 2000?

>> No.1848058

>>1848045

Carry on your life as normal. I'm already regretting the time I've spent waiting for this decision that probably won't materialise until Monday.

>> No.1848061

we all know we're from r9k, so post really hot boys with their dicks

>> No.1848062
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ETF happens and it start crashing to 800$ if dubs

>> No.1848063

>>1848052
but that feels good

>> No.1848064

>>1848058

If it isn't getting approved today then we are going to have a dip anyways.

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>>1848061

>> No.1848067

Twins dumping now

>> No.1848069

>>1848064

That happens every other week though.

>> No.1848070

>>1848063
I felt like shit back then. Anxiety is shitty.

>> No.1848071

>>1848065
gay

>> No.1848072

>>1848057
1500 short term is reasonable

>> No.1848073

>>1848058
Nope, they will likely decide in the next few hours http://www.coindesk.com/winklevoss-bitcoin-etf-decision-may-come-us-stock-market-close/

Gonna be ready for the bottoming out/rocket launch

>> No.1848075

what time does the SEC close for the weekend

4pm?

will we get the announcement in the next hour or what??

>> No.1848076

>>1848071
only in my dreams

>> No.1848080

KEEP IT SHORT

>> No.1848081

>>1848075
Announcement will be between 1-3pm pst 4-6pm east coast

>> No.1848082

TALKING ABOUT MUTUAL FUNDS AND OWNERSHIP

THEY'RE GOING TO OPEN UP THE MARKET FOR NEW RETAIL INVESTORS

"CURRENT MUTUAL FUNDS ARE VERY UNSOPHISTICATED"

>> No.1848085

>"While the SEC declined to comment on when it would publish its decision, those who have seen similar announcements from the agency say it could come as early as 4pm ET or as late as 6pm"
>"Others echoed of this view, including Eric Balchunas, a senior ETF analyst for Bloomberg Intelligence, who affirmed that he has heard chatter that the SEC will announce its decision between 5pm ET and 6pm ET."
>5:45pm and 6pm
>between 5:58 and 6pm

>> No.1848086

>>1848082
None of this has anything to do with bitcoin

>> No.1848088

they said they have to keep it short! I may be coming soon!

>> No.1848089

>>1848065

Wow, they really need to work on that whole second chin issue.

Also their shoulders are severely rolled forward. Likely due to being haunched over a computer all day.

Formerly olympic level rowers.

tsk tsk tsk

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>>1848086
>talking about ETF offerings being inadequate for almost two hours straight isn't about the bitcoin ETF

kill yourself.

>> No.1848093

>>1848082
do funds turn you OnNoOoOnoNonoNOnoNnooooN anaoan??

>> No.1848094

>>1848085

So hookers on speed-dial in about 3 hours?

>> No.1848095

>keep it short

>> No.1848096

Fuck I'm supposed to be working and all I can do is watch BTC threads.

>> No.1848098

>BTC trading volume in the last couple of hours
Calm before the storm

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POST YFW WHEN YOU REFRESH AND IT SAYS APPROVED

>> No.1848104

How many BTC do I need to be rich in 5 years time?

>> No.1848105
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>>1848102

>> No.1848106

BTC rising.

>> No.1848107
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>>1848102

>> No.1848108
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>>1848102
Where are you watching, friend?

>mfw

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>>1848102

>> No.1848110

>>1848104
100X LEVERAGE

>> No.1848113
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>>1848102

>> No.1848114

So shouldn't you invest in the actual etf

>> No.1848115

0-5 stay 25x
6-8 move up to 50x
9/dubs move up to 100x

kek decides

>> No.1848116

>>1848004
Don't pretend you find it interesting

Don't pretend you find 5% PA exciting

I have safe investments too, but I don't get excited about them. Don't pretend to either.

>> No.1848117

>this incredibly difficult time they have writing a disclaimer that isn't ambiguous

topkek

>> No.1848118

When can I buy the ETF? Whats the symbol?

>> No.1848120

https://twitter.com/RyanVlastelica/status/840217251223556096
https://twitter.com/RyanVlastelica/status/840217251223556096

https://twitter.com/RyanVlastelica/status/840217251223556096

>> No.1848121

How quick are BTC transfers processed these days?

>> No.1848123

>>1848114
No.

>> No.1848124

>>1848115
These dubs say it's approved

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>>1848102

>> No.1848128

>>1848114
lol

get a load of this guy

>> No.1848129

>atleast 3 different drafts for this disclaimer that is literally just a couple words moved around

I'm almost crying laughing at how stupid this is

>> No.1848130

>>1848124

you missed

dont worry, my dubs are here to confirm approval

>> No.1848131

WARP UP HEREEE

>> No.1848132

>>1848118
>When can I buy the ETF? Whats the symbol?
COIN

>> No.1848133

>>1848121
Instantly if you are on exchange

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>>1848102

>> No.1848136

Anyone here actually wishes ETF won't be approved ?

>> No.1848137
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>>1848131
LETS FUCKING GO

>> No.1848138
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1848138

>dark and edgy slides

>> No.1848139

How will this decision impact ETH?

>> No.1848140

>>1848136
me.

I need a dip to get in more.

>> No.1848141

So I fucked up on Kraken and spelled my name wrong and submitted. What can I do to change this?

>> No.1848142

>>1848133
Thanks, I'm aware. I'd like to move my BTC from one exchange to another though but I'm afraid it won't get through in time.

>> No.1848143

>>1848136

You some kind of killjoy?

>> No.1848144

>>1848136
me

>> No.1848145

>>1848141
You can get approved for 500 bucks almost right away on gemini. Not much, but it's better than nothing.

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1848146

if dubs, the etf is approved. but it doesnt end there.

the world continues its skepticism, bringing us more dips to buy, and we double down, triple down, 100X leverage down over the course of this year, and soon the NEET class becomes the world's new money.

>> No.1848147

>>1848118
You don't belong here, boy.

There be dragons here.

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1848148

>If it moons, awesome!
>If it dips, awesome!
>MFW either way I can't lose

>> No.1848149

>>1848145
Not American, Canadian.

>> No.1848150

>>1848148
this

>> No.1848151

>>1848148
This. Feels pretty good bro. Either way money is going to be made, the only question is when.

>> No.1848152

So how long should I wait to buy BTC if it dips supposing the ETF doesn't get accepted? If I buy too soon it may not be the end of the dip.

>> No.1848155

>>1848152
It should dip 150 points down

>> No.1848157

>>1848152
I mean that's always a risk and honestly nobody hits the exact perfect bottom of the dip. I'd wait until you start to see it rise a bit again. Even if it's a false start, you can just wait it out.

>> No.1848158

we have to bee ourselves in our portufolios men

>> No.1848159

We're doing it.

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1848160

>>1848148
>if it moons, coiners win
>if it dips, coiners win
>MFW either way nocoiners lose

>> No.1848161

please dont approve please dont approve please dont approve please dont approve please dont approve please dont approve

>> No.1848162
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1848162

please approve please approve please approve please approve please approve

>> No.1848163

ETH hit 19 just now

I have a feeling people are sitting on coinbase watching the BTC price fluctuate and getting ready to sell if dissaproved and are getting bored and buying ETH

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>>1848130
Rolling again

>> No.1848165

>>1848164
you're like a little kid, watch this

>> No.1848166

>>1848165
it will be denied

>> No.1848168

>>1848166
Fuck you

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1848169

>>1848164
IM GETTING WORRIED

this is the real post

dubs get

>> No.1848170

link to conference, anyone?

>> No.1848171

>>1848170
yeah link please

>> No.1848172

>>1848163
>TFW your eth is in your ledger at home so you can't open a short

>> No.1848173

>>1848170
Is this what you're talking about?

https://www.sec.gov/video/live/2373689294677-evidence-summit-031017.htm

That's what I'm watching but I don't know if it's the right thing.

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>>1848166
FUCK

ITS OVER

SELL SELL SELL

>> No.1848177

BROOOOOOS

Should I convert my 0.9 BTC to ETH right now or wait till the announcement?

>> No.1848179

So, if this is approved will I be able to add it to my stocks and shares is a before the end of the financial year? Might be a fun 5% punt.

>> No.1848180

>>1848172
>tfw I have no idea what a short is

speak normie pls

just gonna forget about muh 12 ETH for a while and sell when its higher desu m8

>> No.1848181

>>1848177
Eth is probably going to be shorted pretty hardcore.

As a matter of fact, GDAX just had north of 1500 eth dumped.

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1848182

LAST SPEAKER
A
S
T

S
P
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>> No.1848183

Btc rising

>> No.1848184

MOSTINTERSTING 1 DAY, LAST TALK, OMFGGGGGGGGGGGG IT WASS JUST ABOUT MUTUAL THIS IS IT


GEARS CHANGGGE

>> No.1848185

any of you faggot even holding GBTC?
>mfw Robinhoodfags can't but otc stocks

>> No.1848186

>>1848177

ETH is at a 24h high. Your call. I wouldnt.

>> No.1848187

Fuck faggots might hold up the decision for another couple of hours.

The SEC’s decision on the bitcoin exchange-traded fund (ETF) is likely to arrive once US stock markets shut own for the day, financial experts told CoinDesk.

The US Securities and Exchange Commission has confirmed that it will release its decision on the ETF sought by investors Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss today, but bitcoin investors and market watchers are abuzz with speculation as to the timing of the release. Amidst the wait, bitcoin prices have bounced to new all-time highs.
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While the SEC declined to comment on when it would publish its decision, those who have seen similar announcements from the agency say it could come as early as 4pm ET or as late as 6pm ET – essentially, once US stock markets close their doors.

Jeff Bishop, ETF expert and co-founder of investor message board platform RagingBull.com, told CoinDesk:

"They like to push things to the last minute. When announcing news like this, I have found they want to do it outside of stock market hours."

Others echoed of this view, including Eric Balchunas, a senior ETF analyst for Bloomberg Intelligence, who affirmed that he has heard chatter that the SEC will announce its decision between 5pm ET and 6pm ET.

Phil Bak, a former New York Stock Exchange managing director and current CEO of ETF issuer ACSI Funds, said he thinks the SEC will wait until US markets close to reveal its decision.

"Usually they come in during the morning, but in this case we can probably expect it after the close … I would expect it between 4:00 and 6:00 or so," he said in an email.

>> No.1848189

>>1848180
Basically I'd sell my eth for what it's worth right now in the hopes that other people are going to be doing the same thing in order to buy more bitcoin.

Once the price starts to stabilize or move up, I'd buy back in for less than I sold at.

Hopefully, anyway,

>> No.1848190

>>1848177
put your eth into usd

btc will pull down eth market cap with it

>> No.1848193

>>1848185
>GBTC
why would we
the people who post here are intelligent enough to buy actual bitcoins
we arent retarded boomers who are afraid of computers

>> No.1848194
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1848194

>mfw

>> No.1848196
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1848196

>starts off talking about rat poison

>> No.1848198

I have about 100 eth and half of a bitcoin. What should I be doing right now?

>> No.1848199

>>1848198
100x leverage

>> No.1848200

>>1848198
SELL YOUR ETH IMMEDIATELY

>> No.1848201

fuck Im in frenzy

>> No.1848203
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1848203

>>1848198
100X LEVERAGE C'MON

>> No.1848204

>>1848198
buy BTC with your ETH, and put everything on 100x leverage and ride the rocket to the moon

>> No.1848205

>>1848198
I sold about 1/3 of my ETH for a small profit so I could have more BTC cash. Did I fuck up bros?

>> No.1848206
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1848206

Plz explain leverage to me.

>> No.1848207

>>1848205
>>1848204
>>1848200
>>1848199

but if the ETF fails won't ETH skyrocket?

>> No.1848208

>>1848206
This

>> No.1848209

What does "put 100x on leverage" mean? How do I do that on kraken?

>> No.1848210

>>1848207
>but if the ETF fails won't ETH skyrocket?
That's why I only sold 1/3 of it.

>> No.1848213

>>1848200
why sell ETH? Wouldn't the ETF raise ETH prices too? Do you think ETH will take a dip then buy back or just buy more bitcoin?

>> No.1848214

>>1848206
>>1848208
>>1848209
>buy 1 btc 100x leverage
>price goes up 1% means you just made 100% profit
>price goes down 1% means you lost your whole investment.

>> No.1848215

>muh cactus analogy

what did he mean by this?

>> No.1848216

LEVERED. TO. MY. FUCKING. EYEBALLS

>> No.1848217

>>1848210
why would ETH skyrocket? this shit is going to burn like BTC. people are moving into fiat after disapproval

>> No.1848218

>>1848215
they have been making loony analogies all day.

>> No.1848220

ITS HAPPENING

>> No.1848223

GET IN VOICE CHAT FOR ETF HYPE NIGGERS

https://discord.gg/nBAX3AS

GET IN VOICE CHAT FOR ETF HYPE NIGGERS

https://discord.gg/nBAX3AS


GET IN VOICE CHAT FOR ETF HYPE NIGGERS

https://discord.gg/nBAX3AS


GET IN VOICE CHAT FOR ETF HYPE NIGGERS

https://discord.gg/nBAX3AS

>> No.1848227

>>1848223
Is this the same one I got banned from for asking if I would get banned for saying nigger?

https://discord.gg/nBAX3AS

>> No.1848230

>WEED LMAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRnwK01n904

>> No.1848231

what is this candle right now on poloniex

>> No.1848232

>tfw cannot log into kraken

>> No.1848233
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1848233

The same people buying BTC are buying eth. If etf fails, then they're both coming down to $13 for eth and $1000btc

>> No.1848239

>>1848231
this is it, the happening we waited for

congrats to all coiners

>> No.1848243

OK boys who did this? https://twitter.com/RyanVlastelica/status/840304618315882497

>> No.1848244

Catching up with gold

>> No.1848246
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1848246

>>1848243
>chad rigsby

>> No.1848247

how long before BTC ath beats gold's ath?

>> No.1848248

>>1848246
>chad
>chad
>chad

Are you newfag?

>> No.1848249
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1848249

im a nocoiner NEET, my last chance to get rich passed me by

>> No.1848252

NYSE now closed, expect announcement anytime.

>> No.1848256
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1848256

>already made more today than any day I was ever a wage cuck just from masturbating and following the news.

>> No.1848259

>>1848252
2.5 hours of aftermarket

>> No.1848260

WTF WTF WTF

>> No.1848262

>>1848256
stop posting this photo of me

>> No.1848264

WTF IS GOING ON

>> No.1848265
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1848265

>this guy's voice

>> No.1848266

BTC price crashing on Poloniex.

>> No.1848268

Insider info leaked out?

>> No.1848270

People on margin, you still alive?

>> No.1848271

RIP bitcoin

>> No.1848272

YAAAAAAS QUEEN

I need the dip, give me it.

>> No.1848273

>this dump

not falling for it. better bring your good chopsticks next time.

>> No.1848274
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1848274

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.1848275

IT'S OVER, FUCKING DENIED!!!!!

>> No.1848276

IT'S OVER, BTC IS FINISHED!

>> No.1848277
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1848277

https://www.sec.gov/rules/sro/batsbzx/2017/34-80206.pdf


KEK WAS RIGHT

NO BITCOIN ETF

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.1848278

https://twitter.com/RyanVlastelica/status/840307213193400326
https://twitter.com/RyanVlastelica/status/840307213193400326
https://twitter.com/RyanVlastelica/status/840307213193400326
https://twitter.com/RyanVlastelica/status/840307213193400326
https://twitter.com/RyanVlastelica/status/840307213193400326

>> No.1848280

>>1848270
they probably did that just to fuck up all the leveragefags

lmao never be that guy

>> No.1848281

>tfw got out before the crash
Time to buy at the dip!

>> No.1848282

>>1848275
>>1848276
Source pls

>BTC IS FINISHED
lol retard

>> No.1848283
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1848283

check out this coiner that leveraged

>> No.1848285

Oh boy here we go
This is it, this sweet dip
Im lactating here

>> No.1848286
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1848286

>>1848277
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.1848287

All that red

hoooooooooooooooooooooooly shit

>> No.1848288
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1848288

ALL HAIL ETHEREUM

>> No.1848289

bro

>> No.1848292
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1848292

RIP

>> No.1848293

>there likely people that just lost millions.

hahahaha.

>> No.1848294

I'm so happy right now, I'm going to buy the shit out of this dip.

>> No.1848295

Aaaaand I'm sure Coinbase will suffer "issues" (completely coincidental) and be "forced" to suspend all transactions for "security".

>> No.1848296

https://discord.gg/nBAX3AS

https://discord.gg/nBAX3AS

https://discord.gg/nBAX3AS

rest in piece

>> No.1848297
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1848297

TOP KEK

>> No.1848298

ahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaha

>> No.1848301
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1848301

JUST

>> No.1848302

REEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.1848307

>tfw sold at 1280

>> No.1848308

Why is it stopping? Come on fall some more

>> No.1848309

>>1848295
poloniex just did becase they're fucking kikes

fuck crypto

>> No.1848310
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1848310

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.1848311

WHAT WILL THE DIP BE?!?!?!?

>> No.1848313

BRING OUT THE SUICIDE HOTLINE NUMBERS

>> No.1848315

>>1848307
good lad.

>> No.1848316

>>1848308
This.

>> No.1848318

>>1848310
>he trusted the coinbase jew!

>> No.1848320

coinbase crashed

>> No.1848321

>thinking you can drop right now for safety

Good luck, the damage has already been done.

Seriously, stop being overly dramatic, it's going to rise again, but slowly.

>> No.1848324

This is fucking insanity.

BTC on GDAX back up to 1050 already

low of $990

hopefully some of you guys had shorts open


There are some people out there are who making a LOT of money right now.

>> No.1848325

No one is going to let you cash out until they do first, silly coiners.

oopsie!

>> No.1848326

BTFO Faggots!! Hahahahbbbbabbhahh

>> No.1848327

im nocioner wathcing, what happend guys anyything really official

>> No.1848330

>>1848320
Hopefully this makes it dip a little more.

>> No.1848331
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1848331

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JAJAJAJAJAJA

KEKEKEKEKEK

>> No.1848332

If it gets approved how much would the price actually rise? Hoping for 10x
>All I've got is $250 worth of Bitcoin

>> No.1848333

>>1848320
>>1848318
>>1848310
SEE
>>1848309


These faggots use stuff like this to manipulate markets, fuck crypto exchanges

>> No.1848334
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1848334

my face when

>> No.1848335
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1848335

It just keeps going

>> No.1848338

>>1848297
hey at least etc doing ok amirite?

>> No.1848342

Well, my 60 coins turned into 66.4 from that.

>> No.1848344

Cocksucking faggot poloniex froze. I HATE YOUR FAGGOTY WEBSITE.

>> No.1848346
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1848346

Its time to buy waves before its too late. Mobile wallet out, btc gateway just got released today I am telling you guys soon we will see some action, get in while its cheap and while your btc has value

>> No.1848348

>>1848344
these faggots conveniently have outages during dumps, really makes me fucking activate my almonds

>> No.1848349

Does that mean it will be good time to buy?

>> No.1848350

>>1848324
its not done falling

theres tons of people TRYING to get on and sell but cant because gdax.com is a piece of shit

>> No.1848351

God this crash is like nectar for me. Also Kraken seems to be running well. So glad Im trading there.

>> No.1848352

>>1848270
100x margin moon maidens on literal fucking suicide watch!

>> No.1848353

>1000
>then 1050
>then 1100
>then 1000


STABLIZE ALREADY

>> No.1848355
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1848355

im so fucking confused, can someone tell me if the ETF was approved or denied???

>> No.1848356
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1848356

Gold trader here, pic related.

>> No.1848357

>>1848281
>tfw will never be able to sell because bought in when a bitcoin was 650 and it will never go that low ever again
waiting for it to reach 10000 a coin is the only option here

>> No.1848358

>>1848355
it was denied

see
>>1848277
>>1848277

>> No.1848359

>>1848355

Denied.

>> No.1848360

>>1848355

it was denied. rip margin men.

thank god i didnt do that.

but its not over...

>> No.1848361

>>1848355
https://www.sec.gov/rules/sro/batsbzx.htm

>> No.1848362

>>1848355
DENIED

>> No.1848363

>tfw purchased 1.5 BTC at $300 so this is just a tiny bump in my profit

>> No.1848364

>>1848360
>sro
what you say its not over, you mean they will try again in a years time?

>> No.1848365

Atleast I sold it early enough and only made 12€ loss total... (Had 1,2 BTC)

>> No.1848366

>>1848350
looks like GDAX is fully operational

>> No.1848367

so basically:
No ETF - Bitcoin sinks WAY down
ETF approved: Bitcoin shoots up to the moon?

>> No.1848369
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1848369

>This page (https://www.coinbase.com/)) is currently offline.

>> No.1848370

>floor keeps crumbling
This is gonna be good

>> No.1848371

I saw Ethereum bump from $19 to $17.66 and then coinbase is down

>> No.1848372

BTC already back to 1100

>> No.1848373

Should I sell my BTC now and just buy more ETH?

>> No.1848374

>>1848367
Lol mate, you're a little late to the party, aren't you?

>> No.1848375

>>1848364

well, there are 2 other etfs in process for the end of the month, but more importantly, it's just not the end of bitcoin. it'll be back up. there's infinite room for adoption still.

>> No.1848376

>>1848367

In short term, yes, both things can happen.

>> No.1848379

I'm never using poloniex or coinbase again, they can literally fuck themselves I'm about to find them and kill them

>> No.1848380

Price seems to be hovering between 1080 and 1060, time to buy?

>> No.1848382

>>1848373
Yes. Eth is the future, bitcoin is obsolete

>> No.1848383

>>1848333
People who don't realize that crypto exchanges aren't transparently ripping you off deserve to lose their money.

>> No.1848384
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1848384

Trying to sell/ / Coinbase crashes

>> No.1848386

>>1848334
>>1848335
what is this software/site?

>> No.1848388

>>1848380
no way dude

asks are massive

bids are super thin

>> No.1848389

/biz/ btfo

>> No.1848390

>>1848386
gdax.com

>> No.1848391

Man Poloniex really ate a dick there.

>> No.1848392

>>1848379
Gemini is just fine during all this if it helps.

>> No.1848394
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1848394

here comes the algos

ahahahaha

>> No.1848395

SHES GOING DOWN
BUY LOW BOYS

>> No.1848397

>>1848392
fuck GDAX

im switching exchanges

i cant even log in right now

>> No.1848399

Wew lad

>> No.1848401

>>1848335
It's over. Bitcoin confirmed for fake money. Blizzard going to include bitcoin in lootboxes. 3000 bitcoin for a stock dva skin. Enjoy.

>> No.1848402

>>1848371
Same. It's already back at 18

>> No.1848403

>>1848388
How long before they sort out this mess and the true price comes through

>> No.1848406

>coinbase literally not letting me sell

Why is this allowed?

>> No.1848407

BUY

THE

DIP!

>> No.1848410

FIRE UP YOUR MTGOX ACCOUNTS BOYS

>> No.1848412

GET OUT NOW

THIS IS A DEAD CAT BOUNCE HOLY FUCK

>> No.1848413

>>1848373
of course, sell your BTC now when its low. Its very wise to sell it now, its the best time actually

>>1848394
The fuck? Its still crashing on Kraken

>> No.1848414

>>1848406
SHHUT IT DOAWWWWWWN

>> No.1848416

>>1848402
I bought 10 when it hit 17.66 right before coinbase took a shit

>> No.1848418
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1848418

dead cat bounce

prepare your anuses

>> No.1848419

New bread
>>1848411

New bread
>>1848411

New bread
>>1848411

New bread
>>1848411

New bread
>>1848411

New bread
>>1848411

>> No.1848420

>>1848357
I could have managed this dump better, but yea more or less in the same boat.

Its really not even worth selling at this point. $1000 mark is the original trend line for the monthly anyway.

>> No.1848422

This is proof that the exchanges would react to a sudden moon exactly the same way. It's only worth anything if you can cash it out...

>> No.1848426

>>1848406
Because they're fucking kikes, guarantee their buddies and admins can trade just fucking fine

>> No.1848429
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1848429

>Tfw Gemini is running just fine

What the fuck is this $1000 bullshit? I was promised bitcoin @$300

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DIP?

>> No.1848442

>>1847962
>>1847952
Stay strong bud

I'll say a prayer for you tonight

>> No.1848448

Give it a few hours

>> No.1848464

>>1848403
I'm expecting a bounce to 1100+ range, but I'm pretty sure this is going to correct and hold to 1000.

>> No.1848467

99℅ of bitcoin holders are fucking white males

A majority of the SEC are literal kikes who hate the idea of white men in control of their own money, is it any wonder it was declined?

Take a look at SEC.gov website, a nigger couple on the front page. Typical nigger loving Jews saying no to the white man in control of his own money. They can't shut it down though.

>> No.1848493

>>1848467
Maybe they were shorting it themselves.

>> No.1848494

>>1848429
Wait a couple of months. People will start to cash out when they realise the moon is receding.

Buy ethereum

>> No.1848502
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1848502

>>1848467
We control the money. Don't ever forget that stupid goyim.

>> No.1848505

Do you think it will go below 1000€ (~1100$)? Is it worth waiting for a greater dip to buy?

>> No.1848508
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1848508

>>1848467

>> No.1848566
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1848566

dubs and it will dip to 800

>> No.1848568

>>1848566
hory shittu

>> No.1848569

>>1848566
YOU GOT DUBS!!

>>What magic is this

>> No.1848586

>>1848566
Praise kek

>> No.1849272

>>1848136 The Government would never allow a bit coin ETF, think about it. if they approved the bitcoin etf it would be the death of paper fiat currency overnight, the same banking system that they have been printing money to keep afloat. legalizing bitcoin would cause them to lose control of the monetary system

>> No.1849613

>>1849272
why is there an ETF for gold

why is there an ETF for oil

>> No.1849626

fuck

I made a Gemini account after getting really angry at GDAX today

but its not comfy

it doesnt show last trades very nicely
it shows the orderbook histogram upside down (wtf?)
It has fees for Takers AND Makers (wtf!!?)

now im really sad and I dont know what to do...

>> No.1849631
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1849631

>>1849626
you expect me to believe there were no trades between 11:24 and 11:26?

>> No.1849632
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1849632

>>1849631
why does this look so horrible and awful

>> No.1849634
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1849634

>>1849632

GDAX only has Taker fees
makers get 0 fee

FUCK.