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Comp sci here
Bing bing wahoo
Not the Linkerinos
Don’t buy those linkerinis
It’s a fucking scam look at my pulsating perspiring semitic forehead
Last night I ironically filmed Deshaun penetrating my wife’s anus with a police baton haha
Hey Morty my wife’s ass looks like a Jewish vaudevillian clown’s pocket it’s art
My wife’s fucking rectum is a post modern commentary on colonialism farting cum all over our heckin wedding photorino
Decentralised smart contract oracles? This year for our anniversarino I filmed my wife farting pepperoni over a Wiccan effigy of Ruth Bader Ginsburg I’m a male feminist
Link is a nazi token Sergei is a NAZI
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger! Just watched my wife get pozzed by a viral African load it’s so beautiful when I think of the birth scene tribal African drums played at ear shattering volume vomit pouring down my lederhosen as my wife’s vagina blooms from the pozzed negroid seed ITS ENOUGH TO MAKE A MAN SICK HAHA
I asked doctor Shabbo about Link and he said it’s a scam and to buy XRP before delivering twin brown baby boys from my wife’s prolapsed assgina haha thanks for le gold don’t buy link

>> No.18477894

>>18477794
sergay betrayed us all, we were supposed to be all in this together

>> No.18477904

>>18477794
>sergay betrayed us all, we were supposed to be all in this together
sergay betrayed us all, we were supposed to be all in this together

>> No.18478295

best thread on biz

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18478778

>>18477894
>>18477904
He definitely betrayed us all
I bought link at 4.90 and went home tell my wife about our new investment
She took one look at the buy order and without saying a word took the PSP from my hand and pissed directly over the screen all the while never once breaking eye contact with me
I have to admit it gave me an erection but the message was clear; the purchase of Chainlink was taboo in this polyamorous relationship
Just then the door flung open and in walked Deshaun, his foul stench preceding his physical presence as per usual
He mounted her violently and without explanation or warning and I must admit a tear filled my eye as I watched her sphincter fracturing like Cinderella’s shoe each thrust searing through my very being with a white hot agony not unlike the spear of Longinus himself mucous pouring out of every facial fucking orifice as I once again bore witness to the desecration of our vows at the incomprehensible whim of the enigmatic voodoo man
“AFRICA UMBABBO”
I heard him exclaim as he deposited his vile pozzed seed into my wife’s colon
At that moment I felt a seizure pour over me like a glass of warm milk as I hit the mahogany wooden floor writhing and spazzing violently foaming at the mouth consciousness evaporating with every passing second before I saw him pick up the piss covered PSP, my fresh Chainlink buy order still visible on the dashboard
And then the bongo drums began to play, my brief flirtation with unconsciousness interrupted as the African champagne begins to flow, a baptism in piss truth be told
I gripped my PSP tightly as I began to wail uncontrollably under the relentless African rain
My wife was also crying
Edit: Wow! Guys I totally didn’t expect gold for this post! Thanks again kind strangers!

>> No.18478844

>>18477794
>A human being took the time to type this instead of doing 10 pushups.

>> No.18479126

>>18478778
What a gorgeous story anon