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KEK

>> No.18472090

>>18472073
He’s possibly the most egotistical man on the planet.

>inb4 reddit and basedjack memes

>> No.18472109
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18472109

>>18472073
>MFW I fell for the direct deposit meme
>MFW I won’t be getting a physical check signed by Trump from the department of treasury to frame on my wall
Why even live.

>> No.18472111

>>18472073
That's weird. I'd think it would be some other gov official like Mnuchin (treasure head) or some shit.

>> No.18472119
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>>18472073
Don't cash it, it will be worth something to collectors in 20 years

>> No.18472135

>>18472119
This, trump is a genius

>> No.18472138

>>18472109
>signed by Trump
not signed by him
>>18472090
wonder how much it'll delay the checks getting printed

>> No.18472141
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>>18472073
>Tax payers get their money back
Based

>> No.18472149

>>18472119
My bank has a system where you can sign the back of a check, take pictures of both sides, and deposits the money through an app
You get to keep the check :3

>> No.18472153

hey goys remember me i gave u trumpbux, make sure to vote me. Dw about wealth transferring to corporate and eating your purchasing power. haha just brrr

>> No.18472166

>>18472149
And all value will be destroyed with that signature,
unsigned cheques will go for significantly more.

>> No.18472174
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>>18472149
Pelosi is offering me $25,000 for being an essential worker in a hazardous environment.
Whoever gives me more money gets my vote
Starting now
>Trump score: 1200
Pelosi Score: 100 points for simply suggesting $25,000

>> No.18472175
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18472175

>>18472138
>wonder how much it'll delay the checks getting printed

>> No.18472181

>>18472135
Should buy other people's cheques for cash and a slight premium and hold them.

>> No.18472192
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18472192

It'll go next to my other memorabilia

>> No.18472193

>>18472166
>>18472149
1.) Sign on piece of clear tape
2.) Affix clear tape to signature line on check loosely
3.)?????
4.) Profit

>> No.18472206

>>18472193
God damnit man, some poeple were going to fall for it I'm sure.
I mean I was only pretending to be retarded.

>> No.18472218

>>18472206
It might be worth more with the signature who knows. You could be bigger than Trump in 25 years.

>> No.18472220

>>18472193
>>18472206
I’m going to sign the check with ink that disappears after 5 minutes, no one will notice

>> No.18472469

>>18472073
BASED

>> No.18472483

>>18472192
Why are the number so blurry?

Is it because the Dow is currently even higher than that?

>> No.18472511

>>18472073
I just got my direct deposit today but it was $2400, does anyone have any idea why? I was married in 2018 but divorced and this year's taxes I filed as single so unless they used 2018 I can't think of why... not complaining though

>> No.18472524

>>18472511
>unless they used 2018
They 100% used your 2018 taxes
They only use 2019 if you didn’t file 2018
If you didn’t file either then u get nothing

>> No.18472535

>>18472073
I got $120,000 today, but I can’t figure out why... someone must have fat fingered the deposit. LOL

>> No.18472553

>>18472535
If it’s from the treasury and you don’t give it back they will fuck you in the ass. Larp tho

>> No.18472566

>>18472524
very nice

>> No.18472686

>>18472524
>They 100% used your 2018 taxes
WTF I'M NOT GETTING MY MONEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18472716

>>18472535
fr?

>> No.18472719

>>18472073
Fuck, I regret direct depositing it.

>> No.18472795

>>18472138
every single one of them is hand signed
>>18472175
several years

>> No.18472925

>>18472553
>>18472535
Someone got 8.2 million
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/2020-04-14-man-finds-out-hes-a-millionaire-after-stimulus-check-mishap-it-kind-of-sucks-23985481.html

>> No.18472928

>>18472090
His haters are the stupidest human on earth

>> No.18472993

>>18472925
Yeah I just double checked and it’s $120 MILLION!!!
Wtf!!!

>> No.18473048

>>18472993
I JUST TRIPLE CHECKED AT ITS ACTUALLY $120 BILLION!!! HHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF IS THIS?!?!?!

>> No.18473061

>>18473048
Wait a sec.... I just quadruple checked and it turns out I received NOTHING because I’m not even American!! LMFAO

ROFLING@AMERIKEKA

>> No.18473069

Do amerilards still use cheques? what fucking century is this? lmao I'm sure your local gang/mafia is already figuring out ways to abuse this, it's gonna be riot

>> No.18473080

>>18473069
>cheques
Webster was right, what a fucking gay ass way to spell
Also almost everyone under the age of 50 does their banking online, fuck you

>> No.18473098

>>18473069
America is a glorified third world country. To vote at an election you need to stand in line for 3 hours. Probably need to even tip the election workers KEK. Meanwhile in Estonia we vote securely online which takes about 2 mins.

>> No.18473145

Brainlets don't get that every great leader by definition is highly egotistic. Why that is is left as an exercise for the reader.

>> No.18473151

>>18473098
>Shithole slav country bragging about online voting
Double digit IQ. Electronic voting is literally the worst way to vote. So many factors can go wrong and is what easier to manipulate than physical voting.

>> No.18473207

>>18473151
You're right. We can flip a coin in person but not digitally.

>> No.18473256
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18473256

>>18473207
>Caucuses run by Democrats are the same as national elections

>> No.18473264

>>18472119
200iq

>> No.18473279

>>18472149
It will be worth way more uncashed.
Like an unopened bottle of coke from 1950.
You might get half a bitcoin for it.

The USD meanwhile will be worthless

>> No.18473298

>>18472149
Except no one else one can cash it.

>> No.18473586

>>18472073
>relief checks
>not free money, but loans that you'll have to pay back next year

>> No.18473600

>>18472511
>>18472524
Wouldn't it be fraud to claim that money considering you are no longer together?

>> No.18473604
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>>18472993
>>18473048
>>18473061
Please shut the fuck up

>> No.18473612

>>18472090
herpderp program me please

>> No.18473623

>>18473586
Stop perpetuating this myth.

>> No.18473643

>>18473061
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>> No.18473653

>>18473151
t:brainletfaggot