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be me
>work from home as learn to code bro
>crippling alcoholic and weedbro slacker
>hates being wagie

i literally can't stop fucking off. i haven't done shit since this lockdown happened and i fear the worst.

i have this unshakable feeling where i know i'm going to get fired because of my poor work ethic and self control. i literally can't stop jacking it to trap porn during my shift

halp?

>> No.18467953

It ain't so bad. Im collecting like $3k a month on unemployment rn.

Sort of worried about what comes next though

>> No.18467972

>>18467953
i filed for unempployment 4 weeks ago and still aint got shit im in cali.

also OP do you at least have 10k link?

>> No.18467973

>>18467953
but won't they tax the shit out of that come next year?

>> No.18468009

>>18467886
I was going to give you more in-depth advice until I saw you say you were jacking off to trap porn.

So I’ll keep it limited.

Set yourself
Goals and objectives and KPIs
Punish yourself if you fail - pushups.

>> No.18468042

>>18468009
what if I was using trap porn as a metaphor?

>> No.18468055

>>18467886
clean your room. seriously, just start with that. then put up a wall calendar. this is a must. do at least one "productive" thing a day. you decide what that is. 10 pushups, you did the dishes, you took a walk, you did laundry... you get the idea. then after that thing is done, make an x on the calendar. don't let a single day do by without an x. you're not help/hopeless yet, anon.
one x a day. that's it.
go.

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18468076

>>18467886
I haven't done a god damn thing. I'm eating shit food, smoking tons of pot, drinking tons of beer, playing tons of games, buying tons of link, losing tons of money at online poker. I'm a fucking pig. And I'm going to lose my brand new job because I'm wfh. And my wife will probably divorce. I need help anons

>> No.18468079

>>18468009
>not recontextualizing "punishments" like pushups as rewards for good behavior
you fuckers are unironically never going to make it if you don't replace the altar of your shitty parents with the altar of toned abs

>> No.18468129

>>18467886
same situation
>security consultant at a big4 WFH
>can't concentrate on any of my current audits
>billable hours fudged as much as i can and still bad
I feel so unmotivated at the moment, it will be obvious at EOM that i've been fucking off but i just can't focus on anything