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I want to buy into Tesla but it keeps going up exponentially and I know the moment I buy in the retard bubble will burst

jounros blown the fuck out

idk why.. but i love this thread

I had a new one ready to go
its ok though :/

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Why

Trump is freaking out so much that now I believe that the virus is even worse than it was.

how many TSLA stocks do you own?

9 here

CLOWN MARKET!
SPY 300 NEXT WEEK!

>>18466997

> five cents has been deposited into your yarmulke

>Reporters slightly pressure trump
>Trump issues ultimatum
>Reporters get bitched cause they don’t wanna call the bluff
So many memes missed

>>18466973
let me know the exact moment you do

these trump conferences are the most bizarre fucking things to watch lol

whoever this gang is that makes tesla gap open +50 every time is fucking based

LETS GET HIGH FOR 52 WEEKS BULLBROS!!!

>>18466989
fucking based.
what's the best stock tomorrow?

>>18466973
just wait for the next pump friend
Tesla is THE fucking meme pump my shit up zoomer stock

>>18466997
the chinks are releasing some data that makes it loook like wave two is hitting them... you'll see some real red soon.

>>18467004
States open by May 1st Trump says. V shaped recovery confirmed. I hope you all bought the cheapies because we are on our way back to aths for another 10 year bull market.

put pence on please

>>18467016
My target price is $500 but idk if it'll get that low even if it crashes again

>>18467022
>what's the best stock tomorrow?
cash and foodstocks
maybe bank time continues I dunno

>>18466997
him freaking out is good, he's calm enough that he can stop pretending to be professional

>>18467041

pence comfy comes later. for now, enjoy the fire

>>18467010
>I (Trump) want to open up
>But going to leave it to states (so I'm not one to blame for the economy)
Bearish, but thanks for the nickel.

>Grug buy stock
>Stock go down

>>18466947
This is the headquarters of robinhood, feel safe yet?

>>18467054
Grug buy rock
rocks are safe

>>18467029
>you'll see some real red soon.
I believe this. My gut feeling is tomorrow stocks will be in green, then next Monday it will be less than today.

>>18467049
Good for entertainment, that's for sure.

why no reporter asking about the financial bubble?

>>18466998
5. Wish I had bought more but I listened to /smg/

>>18466989
Based, stay on it, make the next one

>who cares

do yanks just like him ironically? is this some kind of post-irony thing where you pretend that the leader of the free world isn't stumbling over his words and perpetuating extremely shallow lies and sentiments?

nixon never acted *this* retarded and he got fucked eventually. what happened?

> who cares

holy shit, this is amazing

>total authority
>I have total authority
>well actually the governors do
My sides

pic related

>Who cares?
>Thats too bad.

>no funding for you

>B-but m-my friend had a question

>>18467071
>bullish

>>18467036
>States reopen
>Dumbfucks actually think it’s over
>Wave 2 hits with death and destruction in tow
Bear market incoming imo

>>18467103
He's such a bullshitter it's hilarious, you can tell he's a businessman at heart, just telling people what they want to hear even if it contradicts everything they ever said before.

>>18467110
>muh dix
What is DIX

>>18467100
most gen x oedipal millionaires and disintegrating rubble above either say "hes funny" or "he says it like it is" but only morons unironically enjoy it

>>18467100
oi m8 you got a loicense for that snark

>>18467116
Jelly

>>18467100
we just enjoy watching him shit on the enemy, even if he isn't very articulate about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eViSi-3Hayo

>>18467100
>nixon never acted *this* retarded and he got fucked eventually. what happened?
people were generally less retarded during Nixon's era

'They have lots of room'.

That doesn't fucking matter when the offices, grocery stores, restaurants, and shops are packed to the brim like everywhere else. You don't get COVID-19 by walking through corn fields.

>no funding for you who

He got out quick too. Good call on him but bad press regardless.

>>18467100
His approval rating has never gone over 50%. Trump has been something his party has only settled for because they lack a strong candidate.

WTF GET PENCE SHOW ME MY 30 DAY CARDERINO

>>18467103
>>18467119
And he will be elected again! Fuck China and fuck the lying press.

>>18467131
sorry lad, but i am a kraut, not an island monkey. nice try though.

>>18467083
Because they're clueless retards

>>18467150
> trump is a weak candidate
> can win states republicans could not win for decades

you kikes are retarded

What are some (still) super cheap, stable dividend paying stocks you guys still have an eye on? Regretting selling WEN (from 9.50 to 15) not a bad return still) to DCA on other stuff I already own.

>>18467109
>no funding for you W.H.O

>consistently winning from day trading from recent change in setup
I hope we all make it anons.

>>18467103
>Force Governors to do something they don't want to do
>If the governors don't do a good job, we will come down very hard on them.
The states aren't their own anymore, you must all answer to my ego!

>>18467100
Get out of here you NPC!
You must be a shillary cück!!

>>18465415
W-what bear signal?

>>18465345
based
top tier news waifu

>>18467118
imagine it reopens, and it's literally flu level (like it has been), and no one cares

>>18467167
He managed to win Michigan last general election, a notoriously blue state. I like his chances to make even more blue states orange

>>18467109
>no funding for WHO

Economy looking great, who and vaccines are out of picture, up up up !

>>18467161
Honesty gets you nowhere in politics, to have a legit two-faced asshole as a leader is honestly a benefit.

I'm holding BAM, RTX, UAL, AAL, KTOS NEE, and NOBL.

What should I buy next? Only have about $3.5k, probably gonna buy some MSFT and AMD for sure but what else? Some BAH and more airlines?

>>18467161
I can not believe that the Democrats couldn’t scrape ONE (1) candidate who had a chance against him.

>>18467100
Nixon committed a crime. Trump's alleged 'crimes' have been either completely fabricated or ultra-bureaucratic legal technicalities.

>>18467173
just get a terminal with realtime access and good stoploss features and you're basically set

>>18467118
Ok so switch to puts in a month. Until then calls.

>>18467190
WHO seething

>>18467171
AT&T
O (598 consecutive monthly dividends)

>>18467171
T

>>18467167
The states are changing as the population moves, because some dems are moving to places with lower taxes, generally rock solid right states. I didn't say he was weak, I said he's all they have. What, you think Ted fucking Cruz has a chance in hell at becoming President?

>>18467173
I switched brokers and tried a new strategy 2 weeks ago and I’m up 31% since feels good bro

>>18467198
The democrats would rather lose an election than lose their rich libtard donor base that Bernie would definitely alienate.

should i buy boeing BREHS

>>18467219
Bearded Ted maybe

>Opens up earlier then he should
>removes funding from WHO (at least a severe threat)
>Ebola literally just came back

AHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18467226
If Pete wasn’t a fag, he could’ve done it.

>>18467198
Imagine the economy during the primaries. The stock market and the employment market. To run against trump was a major uphill slog, and you know he plays dirtier than any other politician ever. He is going to drag you down into the mud with him, and dirty your name forever.

Why the fuck would you run against the Trump economy of 2019 UNLESS you were so old that it's your last shot.

>>18467171
I actually own those, literally just scooped up T last week at 28 (average is now 30)! I've been trying to slowly but surely build up a DEW like divie bro, but wondered if it would be more beneficial to just stuff a few positions to the brim first or spread out and get as many as possible and slowly add to them all. Big reason I got Out is the (until recently) stability and MONTHLY payout of dividends.

Calling it now. WE drop tomorrow and the news says bullshit like
>Stocks drop on the news of the WHO defunding!

>>18467219
And then they will vote in policies that will eventually raise the tax rates that they escaped from. It's all so tiresome anon, when will this end? They're eventually going to run out of states to fuck up.

>>18467196
anyone got some good suggestions? I know it's fast because of events but

>>18467252
that's stupid.
it'll be something like "on reopening concerns"

haha nice, i've made $0.32 gains on the .01 shares of TSLA i bought

>>18467252
>Stocks drop on the news of the WHO defunding!
OR
>Stocks rise on the news of the WHO defunding, capitalism doesn't work!

>>18467214
>>18467210
Somehow replied to my own post, but yeah, got me some T and O already. Maybe I'll just keep stuffing those bags

>>18467250

>>18467257
Idaho, Wisconsin, and Kentucky is next.

Rate my portfolio:

50% VTSAX
25% QLD
25% SSO

basically 2x leveraged, ideal IMO

>>18467294
shit

>>18467294
it's retarded i'm sorry

>>18467294
into the trash it goes

It'll take time but we'll get there mumus.

>>18467294
>2x leveraged
You are dumb. You are literally going sideways and paying your broker to do so.

>>18467294
honestly have you been tested for mental retardation

>>18467302
>>18467307
>>18467309
well it makes way more than the market by itself so ill just stay rich i guess

>>18467291
lol no, Wisconsin is stagnant and Kentucky isn't changing, should've said Tennessee for Nashville.
Idaho I don't know much about. If I can't get a job in Oregon, Utah, or Idaho I'm going to get a job outside the US

>>18467252
Financial news articles are written by bots anyway.

>stocks [rise/fall] amid [insert event] [fears/hopes]
CNBC please hire me.

>>18466947
Well guys I’ve been playing around with about $80 over the past two weeks and I went up to $107 today!

>>18467294
>no RTX

>>18467321
this isn't a portfolio you MONKEY

>>18467291
Figures.

>>18467328
Stocks rise amid Trump ordering New York City Corona deaths reach new high

>>18467286
Get 100 shares so you can start selling calls.

i got 3 new likes on tinder today

>>18467196
Please give this portfolio suggestions on what to buy

>>18467196
CCL is sitting on a metric fuckton of cash, more than any cruise company. they announced some time ago they can do no cruises till year end off funds.
Cruise line bookings for next year are up 40%, sure a huge percentage are rebooking but still
Price is still down 70+% from high before collapse

I have $5500 and no job, give me a meme stock to dump my shit into.
I'm ready to los... I mean... risk it all.

>>18467376
TSLA

So I finally finished my move from wealthsimple trade to questrade which...wow so much better. Anyways time to open up some positions in thinking tomorrow I'm gonna go in on KO, RTX and MRVL. anyone else in MRVL?

>>18467321
I seriously doubt buying zero growth low yeild funds with 2x leverage is "Beating the market" unless you mean it just didn't crash 30%. How much are you paying your broker for that margin?

Tell me this bearfags, can a bulltrap go above ATH?

>>18467376
TSLA, RTX, GEO

>>18467376
put it into SPXS. Not a joke. you're about to see a bubble pop. Don't hold longer than a week.

>>18467384
Fuck.
Would I not be better off going into these shitbag cruise ship companies or airlines right now?

I had shares of AMD at $1.88 and sold at a loss. I don't trust myself anymore.

For future crab market references.

>>18467395
Yes. It will go as far as it can until Jerome realizes how much he fucked up.

>>18467325
>Wisconsin is stagnant and Kentucky isn't changing

That’s how gentrification works. My bet is unironically on Detroit being the next “undiscovered” city. Nashville is already popping off.

>>18467357
> i got 3 new likes on tinder today
nice fren
I just matched looks like I made it

>>18467376
ignore all the retarded replies. you have two options
buy tesla calls
or
buy spy puts

>>18467328
Stock plunge amid soaring dow rates reaching record highs.

>>18467184
He's full of shit, it's bullish on D, W, possibly M (requires next candle to confirm but in combination with D and W it's a really strong bullish trend indicator). Even 4h has golden cross and a pretty good uptrend. Only 1h and below show any signs of bearishness but those are well within intraday range margins and thus irrelevant at the macro scale.

>he sat in cash for the last 2 weeks
>about to buy the top

>>18467398
Based GEO, im long niggers continuing to commit crimes

>>18467412
nice! i hope she wasnt fat

What the FUCK do I hold? This shit is about to collapse but who knows when. Gold? TIPS? Cash?

>>18467357
>>18467412
Dumb question but how do you continue the interest. I seem to not talk to people i like after a few days, we text alot and then nothing happens and fade away

>>18467354
If I'm being fair here, options are something I don't completely understand quite yet. I bought a dirt cheap, far out call on GUSH a month ago almost purely so I could get a visual on how they move (and help put a visual on how the Greeks influence them). I know there's wads of cash to be made, but that you can also get rekt hard if you don't know what you're doing

>>18467400
An inverse 500 ETF?
So you think the market is about to take the biggest shit?

the green dildos can't be stopped...

>>18467448
do you meet up to fuck them? if not then there's your problem

>>18467443
tech stocks duh

tesla gap opening to minimum 750 tomorrow, already 747
lol

>>18467467
no

>>18467443
bruh, sell everything BUT AMZN

>>18467100
I'm not saying yanks like him... Look at that map again. he didn't win Virginia.... and Pennsylvania is full of energy and agriculture... I'm not sure what you're actually trying to articulate your self.

this is really bearish

>>18467448
are you looking for a relationship or a wet hole?

>>18467219
>Ted fucking Cruz
now that he is the Based Lion, yes

>>18467448
It's a numbers game. Diversify your sexual portfolio. Track the momentum on them all, and when one seems like it's going to move, start putting more into it. It may be the next Amazon and even payout dividends like cooking, cleaning, etc. Be aware if it's 5 year charts. If you see it took a plunge, do your DD and see what events lead to it's sudden crash. Better to dump it early than to be a bagholder.

>>18467502
relationship. sucks being single at 32....

How long is this clown market really going to go on for?

At some point we can't just continue to sit at home and not manufacture anything and continue to expect all other countries to continue to suffer at our expense right? I know the end endgame is massive inflation even if deflation is short-term. But how long will the farce last? How long until everyone else can no longer turn to the USD as a safe haven? It's killing me, I hate this

>>18467422
I'm getting popcorn and sitting on cash for mid May reality check

>>18467302
oh du bist von Deutschland. No wonder you sound like a liberal who has no fucking clue.

>>18467516
well if you're already talking to them then the hard part is over. ask them to meet up for a coffee, walk in the park, movie, whatever. dont be a creep, dont try to have sex on the first date, take it slow.

>>18467473
nvm it's already 750 so expect it to open at fucking 800 or some other retarded high

>>18467520
we got 4 more years, since biden looks like he's about to keel over

Paul Krugman said that QE will have limited effect, the government needs to spend more money on stimulus.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/krugman-meh-is-grade-fed-gets-on-qe-2015-11-09

I find it inconceivable to think that Seattle and San Francisco actually exist. There's no way people actually live like that, right? An entire society of obnoxious, virtue-signaling left-wing idiots. Such a thing just doesn't happen. Does it?

>t. Texan

>>18467538
phase 4 is being negotiated

>>18467403
nice gif

>>18467471
that poor dog
no dog wants to be owned by a woman or a feminine man
they hate it

>>18466947
Autism

>>18467520
Not much, there are a lot of people wanting to cash out on TSLA and AMZN. Jerry won't be able to hold this back because it won't be fear it will be greed selling.

>>18467489
>and Pennsylvania is full of energy and agriculture...
And felon votes.

>>18467540
seattle and san francisco get a bad rap. sure people poop in the street so much that the cities need to budget a department of dedicated human poop scooper workers but look at all the creativity, technology etc you get in return.

>>18467512
Fucking 10/10 MY SIDES.
Also extremely accurate.

>>18467464
yes

>>18467557
there's also the amish... I mean it's not even a state its a commonwealth... American politics must be extremely complicated for foreigners to understand.

>>18467392
>>18467544
no no, it's submissiveness they hate
The two often go hand in hand, but they are not the same

>>18467569
>but look at all the creativity, technology etc you get in return.
you mean the worthless cancer? tech has been stale for over a decade

>>18467540
Seattle anon here. I would say that 35% of white people are actually diehard liberal. The rest are immigrants.

>>18467540
Living in San Fran is it's own curse I think.

>>18467549
There are a lot of people about to buy in with stimulus checks. Are we gonna see new ATH?

>>18467538
>Krugman the Jew
>2015

>>18467540
I know it's hard to understand for a cuckservative, sociopathic retard like you but for a human society to work you need empathy and cooperation.

>>18467607
Still applies today

>>18467604
nah... we're pulling the rug and selling harder into them trying to buy. shit's really fucking bad bro.

REVENGE OF THE SITH

>>18467590
Virtually everything has slowed to a standstill around 2007 (with the exact date depending only on their development cycle length).

>>18467616
reported, kike.

>>18467569
Hobos everywhere, used needles, shit in the streets. But it's got creativity.

>>18467627
Lets go baby

>>18467616
Oh the ultimate irony!

>>18467616
>I know it's hard to understand for a cuckservative, sociopathic retard like you but for a human society to work you need empathy and cooperation.

>>18467520
Tbh anon if the USD isn’t a safe haven then we’ve got bigger problems. But more to the point a few months maximum is when we will see massive impacts of it I mean with the recession around the corner but the clown market in full swing just have ways to make your shit liquid for immediate purchases and safe long term. So be that old friend of your dads or whatever who’s ranting about gold. With the WHO getting defunded and China soon to pick up the slack it’s only a matter of time before people realize that the administration is doing AT BEST a “decent” job of this so you’ve got a week and a half before we’re out of the clown market

>>18467649
IT WAS HER TURN

>>18467616
>san fran
>good traits

kek

It's basically billionaires making 200k a year workers live in shacks

>>18467616
>you need empathy and cooperation

Yes. Among white conservatives.

>>18467590
From a pure money perspective the monetization of data in the 2010s is bigger than anything else, even if it tramples on your privacy

Who else in MFA here?

>>18467705
honestly have you been tested for mental retardation

>>18467705
I had 500 but sold 400

>>18467625
When lol? It's 746 after hours now. More money is going to come pouring in during the next few days and certainly by Friday.

trump tweet tomorrow to pump oil prices, be ready

>>18466987
FUCK YOU NAMEFAG FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FAGGOT FUCKMONGREL NAMEFAGGING ATTENTION WHORE HERE’S YOUR (you) YOU ABSOLUTE WASTE OF BREATH FUCK YOU

>>18467616
Decent bait

>>18467628
a lot has stagnated since hardware started hitting walls so now you have 1000USD+ phones trying to be forcefed and race to the bottom for commoditized hw in general. research stagnated as well, so you have a lot of empty headline style marketing that is rebranding capabilities that were around for decades that improved somewhat with cheaper storage and processing power. Majority of new strong sectors grew out of HW cost reduction, moores law etc. With all that stagnant, there's only meme shit and 1bn dollar photo/fart apps to pump into.
>>18467695
true, although that can only rise so far up. You can only capture everything all the time. New senor introduction might come into play, but that is still a ways away it seems from mainstream

JDST gonna print again tomorrow

>>18467627
REEEEEEE
hey anon what's a "failed sell setup on a faster timeframe" look like?

>>18467652
>>18467652
>a few months maximum is when we will see massive impacts of it
We're probably now still feeling some of the effects of the last rate hike, this shit tends to happen very slowly in economies that aren't banana republics and failed states. We need to worry about staying out of the deflationary spiral right now, and we're already in stage 1.

Stock market moves quick, but macroeconomics are on a different timescale. That shits practically glacial.

>>18467667
YIKES
Guess what MAGA clown, fuck all the boomers and fuck you for supporting their shitty candidates.

>>18467071
Looks comfy desu,
You don't invest in a company that has some cuckcorner office in a cuckcorner building in NYC r-right ?

>>18467778
wanna invest in my company? $NXGN

>>18467771
imagine unironically being a democrat

oh shit
Cramer covered defense contractors tonight? I'm shocked no one's talking about it. Did he not shill raytheon hard enough?

>>18466997
huh i turned it off it was so boring, he read 300 company names in a row like some autistic robot.

>>18467771
>democrat

You need to be smacked and fucked in the mouth. At least then your masochistic impulses would be satiated without ruining the livelihoods of others.

>>18467294
You're gonna make it. Don't listen to those other retards. In the longterm SSO will crush anything short of SPXL

>>18467540
You'd understand if you lived near Austin, Dallas, Houston, or San Antonio, but I'm guessing you're out in the Hill Country, aren't you?

>>18467811
I watched the beginning but didn't finish.
He is so annoyed at meme of dow best day and job loss. Even brought it up on twitter.

>>18467512

11/10

IS REFR A MEME STOCK? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

my boomer dad just bought 200 shares of tesla.

Anyone know of some solid, long term, high dividend stocks?

>>18466998

40 @ 250 and 70 @ 400

>Feels good

>>18467190
Ching CHong all fine here, China strong... wait did someone just mention Taiwan or Winnie the Pooh? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! DO NOT SAY THAT CHINA SAVE WORLD!

Is China the laughing stock snowflake of the world now? I mean jesus, pic related triggers them.

>>18467859

time to short his black ass

>>18467538

Krugman is a partisan hack. Though from looks of it, stay at homes are getting extended into may so I'd put a 60/40 on an eventual 4th stimulus with lots of dem-goodies in it

>>18467870
>black
>father
You jest.

>>18467538

>>18467811
wow cute planes

was thinking of buying some puts because this bull run is retarded and makes no sense. anyone else grabbing some puts now?

>>18467834
Am I gonna make it?

WTF WAS THAT

>>18467797
Top kek

>>18467917
you are out of your mind shorting tsla, not because you're wrong, but because tsla pumps harder than shitcoins and you're more likely to get fucked trying to buy puts in anticipation of when it tanks instead of after it begins tanking

>>18467124
dark pool trading volume for S&P index

>>18467862
are there any with a div yield over 100%

>>18467807
>>18467829
>imagine unironically being a democrat
yes, identifying as a "democrat" or "republican" is for fucking retarded sheep who can't cope with complexity.
>jumping to conclusions based on your affiliation with "Red Team" or "Blue Team"
>AAA YOU FROM BAD TEAM YOU DUMB
Go turn on the television, let your real friends tell you what to think.

>>18467905
I know right!
It's Lockheed for me, but Northrup is pretty cute too.
>>18467841
kek I saw that on twitter
I guess fucking AOC retweeted that dumb screenshot and people freaked out about it? People don't even try to understand the market.

>>18467883

He was laughing since he could only see teeth

Tmdx

>>18467811
>Globalhawk
>not Reaper
Your taste in drones sucks.

>>18467922
>posts literal chadfolio
>am I gonna make it?
Chads don't ask if they're gonna make it they just do

>>18467196
NET and MFA

>>18467893
how did he know

>>18467838
I'm near Dallas and it's not like that. Dallas is, in descending order of accuracy :

1. A daycare for commuting office workers between the hours of 9 AM and 5 PM, Monday through Friday ;
2. A multi-ethnic ghetto ;
3. A homeless encampment

The reason it's blue is because of the ghetto ethnics who actually live in that city needing their checks. There is no virtue signaling culture and no political correctness behind it, unlike Seattle and San Francisco.

>>18467942
This, you do not short chad stocks.TSLA has 0 correlation to what a stock "should" do. You only buy TSLA on the dip and hold onto the muscly chad body and go for MR Elon's wild ride. Done that twice and made 2k that way.

>>18467867
>Is China the laughing stock snowflake of the world now?
Literally all they got is their national pride. Pride of a garbage country and wasteland. They love being upset about it.

>>18467966
*blocks your radar return*
*JDAMs your transmitter*
pssh, nuthin personal iran

The only newspaper anyone should read is the FT.

>>18467968
I'm scared about my energy dependence. I only hope that Trump uses RTX more during his second term.

>>18467942
>>18467982
this is a fair point, although the fact it was up like 14% today makes me think that smart investors will be taking gains soon.

what about shopify? i think this is good in the long term, but also quite volatile and way up lately

>>18467988
If we go to war with China imma join the AF and try to become a fighter pilot.

>he doesn’t buy stocks and set a stop loss at his buy in price
It’s literally free money

Bros... I really don't want to W shaped recession...

>>18467995
really?
I like the economist too. And sometimes if I have time, bits of WST, NYT, NPR. But usually I don't have time.

All I have learned from this market is that I should trust my base, lizard brain primal reactions and hunchs and ignore all other data and never ever think about "greeks" or "volume". Literally I would have made twice as much if I just went with "me like this stock and it's on a dipperoo!"

Has anyone else learned anything?

It’s not too late to join the GME moon mission

>>18467740
he already said 20M, no idea where that magic number is coming from

>>18467311
no QE after the flash crash
no brakes to V shaped recovery fren

>>18468026
>dips one cent before mooning

>>18468026
You mean like 2-4% higher than your buy in price

Give me one fucking reason why investing in NYC real estate right now isn't a great idea

>>18468033
Blow makes me a bad investor

>>18468026
If you set it up like that it's no money at all and a risk it drops fast under your breakeven and leaves you with the bag.

>>18468024
it would feel so good to be the one that presses the button to drop nukes on those communist piece of shit bugs

>>18468028
>I like the economist too
biased rag

>>18468075
Too expensive. Wait for the mass graves to fill in first

>>18468075
Because more will die and it will be cheaper.

>matched with cute girl on tinder
>first message i send says "you should be my gf"
>she responds with "oh yea? what do you have to offer"

bros i live with 3 roommates and im broke as shit. should i send her my portfolio?

>>18468026
>moons 50% and then dumps back to buy in price and automatically sells

so is shorting TSLA now is free money?

>>18468075
real estate agencies and airbnb hosts are so leveraged in debt that given 3 months of no revenue can bankrupt them
only option would be to liquidate their assets at well below market value

>>18468034
SPCE - actually doing real moon mission at this rate.

>>18468033
>base
>hindsight bias

>>18468091
send her dick pic

>>18468097
>what is 25% profit exit and autistically staring at charts all day

>>18468091
Just say 'dick'. In a Chad like way. Should work.

>>18468091
>she responds with "oh yea? what do you have to offer"

She's a jade. Already expecting cash or cock. This is a bull trap, anon.

>red futures
guys i am scared is tomorrow gonna be ok ?

oh fuggg :---DDD
looks like we're actually dumping tomorrow!!!
i wonder if this is it and it dumps for the rest of the week

>>18468026
You should set stop a bit lower than entry, representing your risk level, such as 1% of asset values, a bit below previous resistance, or M * ATR under entry (where M is up to you, I like 2.0).

>>18468097
You should update your stop loss every so often so as to automatically lock-in profit without losing out on more potential profit.

>>18468091
Send her a Tomahawk missile up the ass.

> I know the feels bro using tinder right now 66 likes but 3 matches and ghosted by all of them. Fucking europoor women they want money or Chad and not this fine American specimen.

>>18468075
Real estate is popping so the only worthwhile places to speculate in real estate as an asset will be major cities like NY or SF.
Only reason I can think of is that it will be even lower in a month or so.

>>18468100
Do you think it will pop soon? Doesn't look like it. Not worth sorting now.

>>18468100
put contacts expensive AF

>>18468133
It's dumping after 4/17

Let's find out if dumping is priced in.

>>18468083
Yeah i dont think anyone would feel bad about collateral destruction with a war in china.Its not simple goat herders walking around but a full nation filled with people no likes.

>>18468115
Who knows, maybe my strategy will play off long term. I have just been selling weekly options and throwing the premiums at whatever is stupidly cheap. Hanging onto dirt cheap oil, cruise ships and hotels. I hope to have a garden of cheapies.

How am I doing so far.

>>18468091
>tinder

You know like 20 years ago if a company needed GIBBs, it would be assumed that they were in a bad way and to avoid it for long term investment.
Now GIBBs is better than revenue apparently.

>>18468026
actually not a bad idea, why not just do this over and over? If you're small trader it seems like it would work

>>18468154
>>18468154
Wtf is a free stock?
t. Asian

>>18468154
what did you start with?

>>18467982
this

I'm in line waiting for this ride to finish so I can get on

Tomorrow is -1% but then Thursday and Friday will be +5%

>>18468176
do it so you can experience gap down first-hand

>>18468075
its full of shitskins and rogue dictator leftist rulers

>>18468188
>Looking at FLIR like

Anyone else feel like, the better they get at stocks, the more retarded the whole idea of a financial system and work becomes? Like I used to grind an 8 hour day for 35 dollars. Now I click some green and red numbies and out poops more than that. By no means am I living off my gains, but this is retarded. Money is silly.

>>18468188
I fucking hope not bought ATM spy calls expiring tomorrow

>>18468097
ur a lazy memer see
>>18468121
>>18468134

>>18467116
What is your portfolio

We holding RTX or selling it off frens?

>>18468213
When the VIX isn't stupid high you generally can't make the kind of money you can off of these swings in short periods of time. Some of the movement of these stocks just within a week is more than they move in a month or even a year.

Any reason not to take USOI versus another oil stock for long hold? That dividend is massive, and it can 2x if it returns to precrash levels.

>>18468028
The economist is in part Rothschild propaganda.

>>18468226

>>18468233
When the market is on a rally (either direction) and you have conviction, leverage up. It's the only way

>>18468236
Why would you sell?

>>18468033
I haven't thought about a long in a long time, waiting for next bubble for any of that large cart filling

see and buy your short wishlist, that's all you can do in short run clown mode

>>18467670
>a shack

They wish they had a shack

>>18468236
I'm gonna buy some tomorrow so I say hold

>>18468075
This might kill the NY startup. This is the only reason young techies are there. A shit load of companies are getting a forced trail run of "this is what working from home is like" some will look on the 11k a month rent they are paying and think "do I really need this?" WeWork is about to get fucked.

>>18468154
>0.09777 (0.01%)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18468254
SOXL feels like a better SPXL

>>18468268
Are you saying I shouldn't go all in on MFA?

>>18468075
because real estate hasn't even begun to properly drop, it has an annoying time lag

>>18468153
which hotel stocks did you buy?

>>18468226
I'm trying a new strat, just buying deep ITM calls/puts (depending on the days direction) and then sell end of day.

My gramps once apologized for my family not having any money on thanksgiving.

He said that in WW2 there was a scam when you were stationed in the UK. You could exchange your dollars for pounds from grey market street dealers then come back to the base and exchange your pounds for dollars at a better rate. You could repeat for infinite money. He said he spent his money on pussy instead.

In short, buy TMDX.

>>18468257
I had a 30% sell limit at $65 because I expect to see it cheaper than that sometime in the next week. I still think the general trend is up, but why not swing trade a bit?

>>18468257
I don’t know. I’m just making sure
I missed the moon on all the other stocks /biz/ recommended me
I’ve still made a profit, but I guess I just don’t know when to sell

>>18468180
part of the QE

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1250223610867986432

>>18468305
It's never too late to go all in on the meme trifecta: BAM, NET, RTX. Just hold, faggot.

>>18468281
>SOXL feels like a better SPXL
It's the leveraged ETF based on an index/sector that has the best 5 year track record and I'm pretty bullish on semiconductors long term anyway so for me it's the logical choice. The others are there just to pretend I'm diversified. Doesn't matter how the economy acts or how the virus or whatever plays out, the relentless march of computer and processing hardware will continue and SOXL seems like the best way to benefit from that without the added risk and maintenance required of call options

>>18468292
I was pretty fucking pissed with myself I was going to but april 17 but the platform I use is fucking stupid and resets the expiration date every time you change the fucking strike price

>>18468268
"WeWork" Needs to start employing autistic people to get more retards on the force. We discussed this months ago their business was fucked and they're fucked, but what's worse having to take care of your 28 year old down syndrome son, or sending him to "We Tard Did" for a nice check every week?

>>18468324
BAM versus BIPC, BIPC has a 5% yield right now, what's not to like? Should I buy more BAM or more BIPC?

>>18468181
500 and kept adding eventually till 1300. I thought it was funny that I'm now just up 10 cents above my total investment.

>>18468320
Oof, sure hope oilbros sold because this is about to be bearlicious down there.

>>18468320
Oil tomorrow?
please?

>>18468346

it could be worse

>>18468344
>BIPC
>Canadian stock

>quintupled down on SPY puts today
>futures red
bros... I'm finally going to make it... I finally feel like the market is not being insane just to spite me for once...

>>18468346
You can do better anonymous.

>>18467012
I missed something.. what was the ultimatum? how did they pressure trump?

2 MILLION CORONA CASESS
NEW BREAD NOWW

>>18468291
None yet, once my covered calls are freed up again, I may wait for a swing. If I don't just go right back into a covered call I am looking at Holiday Inn, but they aren't even that cheap right now. The problem with my strat is it also locks up my money for a week, and I am restrained from grabbing more expensive cheapies.When I get my Trumpy bux, it's going right in and acting as my standby money to scoop up TSLA if it dips again.

oh fuck i'm missing hannity

>>18468276
Actually how I felt when I started to break even.

>>18468360
>BAM
>Canadian company
>Me
>Canadian investor

>>18468176
If everyone does this selling pressure from all the stop losses turns a 1% dip into a 30% crater, don’t ask me how I know this

new new new

>>18468396

>>18468396

>>18468396

>>18468396

>>18468396

>>18468379
>watching literal propaganda

>>18468371

They kept trying to ask questions, interrupting trump so he put the bitch on call in front of everyone and bitched out when didn't call president's bluff

T
CMCSA
SWPPX
SWTSX
SWISX
GE
KO
KDP
BKR
KHC
ONTX
NET (added monday @ 21.50 per)
VIACA
DIS

Total investment wad - $11,608.00 (roughly)
ONTX is 47%, T & DIS is 14%.

>>18467079
did grug buy shiny yellow rock or shiny grey rock?
grug may not know, but big difference between two

>>18467867
what did Winnie the pooh do to them?

>>18468371
Obama went after Sean Hannity today and not Trump so Trump kinda had a melt down and threatened to walk out on his own press conference because he didn't cum.

>>18468460

He looked like their leader and they decided to attack it

>>18467403
What anime?

>>18468213
its not normal you dumb zoomer