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another thread, another embed
newfriends learning what reverse splits and decay are
futures are open, let's enjoy them together

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)

>Stock market Words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)

>Risk Management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)

>Live Bloomberg Stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/impregnation/

>Free Chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>misc
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
https://fintel.io/
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://google.com

>>18464514

>> No.18465885

First for cumming in nigger asses

>> No.18465887
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SPY 300 soon

>> No.18465892

3rd for fucking traps is high test

>> No.18465894

green green, come today
make the bears sulk away

>> No.18465903
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>>18465887
SPY 200 first

>> No.18465904

fuck trannies and fuck kikes

long tiddies

>> No.18465905

Buy my puts goy

>> No.18465911
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How do I make money off of this?

>> No.18465913
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>>18465887
fuck it, at this point i don't care anymore. i want SPY 400. 500, in fact. i want this to go down as the joke in history when 90% of industries were closed and the market tripled in value. people will laugh at how you made so much worthless money but i'll still have my bobo memes.

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>>18465870
>V SHAPED RECOVERY
Accept it bears. Its over. The federal government basically said there is nothing they wont do to save the economy.

>> No.18465920

Lynn Alden is a tranny right?

>> No.18465922

bears finna bouta dab on BAC tomorrow

>> No.18465923

>>18465894
Even if this were a normal market this rally has overstayed its welcome, in a bear market you're just asking for another crash at this point, and we are still in a bear market.

>> No.18465931
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>>18465903
>>18465913
>>18465913
Nothing can stop Jerome. Now is the time of the false bull. Be patient for the era of the true bear.

>> No.18465935
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What will be the catalyst for the free fall? Will it just happen out of the blue, or do you think that there will be an event of series of events that trigger it?

>> No.18465939
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>>18465918
you resized one of my supermassive screenshots
I like it

>> No.18465944
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18465944

Those futures turnin' red boy mhHHHMMMmm

yessahhh yesss sahhhhh MMHHHMMMM

>> No.18465945

>>18465911
nigga probably ran out and spent his trump bux on a new face mask, and that's him getting some lottery tickets after too.

>> No.18465948
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>>18465870
>futures
Am I doing it right?

>> No.18465950

>>18465885
Enjoys your AIDS

>> No.18465952

>>18465935

down 46k will be when the freefall comes. good luck, bear

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>>18465931
i can't take it any more anon. i'm not wealthy but i made a good amount off of the BA crash. i thought 'wow, this is easy!' 90% of my fucking plays are getting me ass rammed. i'm losing my shit here.

>> No.18465963

>>18465935
it'll just happen but people will put a headline on it.

If you ever watch business news, they literally pull the reason for a rally or a fall right out of their ass.

>> No.18465965

>>18465935
it will happen in late 2023 in anticipation of trump leaving office

>> No.18465973

LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7_wPl7DgS0

>> No.18465981

>>18465918
I liquidated all of my KNG for GLD and MA puts. See ya at open.

>> No.18465987

Does anyone know how to contact the owner of this website? Someone was breaking my country’s laws in the last topic.

>> No.18465992
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IMMAAAAGINE NO BUUUULLLSSSS

IT'S EASY IF YOU TRYYY

>> No.18465996

>>18465963
>CNBC - futures plunge by adding 500 points to the dow on bad earnings that are bullish
They just have a madlibs they fill in right?

>> No.18466004

>>18465935
I fucking thought it was going to happen today with Goldman Sach's earnings. BUT WHO AM I TO THINK THAT AN EARNINGS LOSS OF 75% IS A REASON TO FREAK OUT? THAT SOUNDS BVLLISH TO ME BOYS


I LOST 600 FUCKING DOLLARS ON THAT BET.

>> No.18466007

>>18465923
What bear indicators are you looking for?

>> No.18466011

AIRLINE MINI BAILOUT

>> No.18466016

WHO just got btfo'd

>> No.18466025

>>18466004
me tomorrow
bought puts on BAC, clown world will fuck me with green dildos

>> No.18466024

>>18465996
I have long suspected biz media of posting ai generated articles without even bothering to proofread the result first.

>> No.18466028
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>those futures DRIPPING red

WE GOT TOO COCKY, BULL BROS

SELLL SELLLL SELLL

>> No.18466032

500 million dollars a year just saved by TRUMP! MAGA

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>> No.18466036

frens i'm holding a SNAP 12.50 put for 4/17, and a SPY 249 put for 4/24
someone tell me it's going to be okay

>> No.18466039

>>18466016

>from
>CHY-NAH

>> No.18466044

>>18465918
They don't have the power to save the economy. They have the power to temporarily buoy stock prices and bank balance sheets. We're going to see a record level of zombie companies and unemployment, shrinking economic growth, regardless of what they do. They can just keep on dumping money into securities so the line goes up and to the right until inflation catches up to them or allow it to drop now to reflect the reality of the economy.

It's a delay game that they can only play for so long, and it has no bearing on what's going on outside of Wall Street. Just a nightmare for people trying to invest reasonably.

>> No.18466045

>>18466024
they're even too dumb for that, they just hire bloggers to write for them

>> No.18466046

How do I short niggers?

>> No.18466057

>>18466046
$GEO

>> No.18466064

>>18466007
Stochastics, MACD, PROC, RSI, short volume, volume in general, I literally can not find a single bullish indicator right now.

>> No.18466066
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>>18466046
unironically short companies with nig CEOs or diversity quotas in high corporate positions

>> No.18466077
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>>18466028
reminds me of last night

>> No.18466082

>>18466036
a good captain goes down with his ship

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>>18466064
I found two bull indicators.

>> No.18466105

>>18465452
Yeah. I'm slowly moving into my short position, similar to the previous pic related. If I'm off by a day or two, I'm not too concerned.

>> No.18466106
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18466106

Key highlights:
- Stocks are extremely oversold, and will continue going up.
- Expect higher volatility going into the trading day tomorrow.
- Consider hedging by buying calls and puts.

>> No.18466114

>>18466025
>buying puts on the bank with strongest ancillary revenue streams

Jesus dude, of all the banks why them?

>> No.18466123

WHO BTFO

>> No.18466125
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18466125

> mfw after the last two days of AMD

>> No.18466135

>>18466095
what a clown

>> No.18466143

>>18466106
anyone can draw magic lines

>> No.18466154

>>18466106
What about TVIX?

>> No.18466157

>>18466064
>market goes down 20 points
>Donnie dumps another cool 3T into it
eternal bull market now, even as the masses starve and no one has a job, green line go up

>> No.18466166

>>18465870
>time to blame china and WHO
yet he's right

>> No.18466170

>>18466106
ok boomer.

>> No.18466171

>>18466064
>MACD
Do americans really get their investing advice from McDonald's?

>> No.18466178

>WHO IS KILL
WHO IS KILL
>WHO IS KILL
WHO IS KILL
>WHO IS KILL
WHO IS KILL
>WHO IS KILL
WHO IS KILL
>WHO IS KILL
WHO IS KILL
>WHO IS KILL

>> No.18466179

>>18466166
yeah the WHO should have used its navy to take out the US government and implement the course of action it was recommending by force.

>> No.18466182

>>18466064
Do those things look different than they did last Monday?

>> No.18466184
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TRUMP HALTS U.S. FUNDING OF WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION
>TRUMP HALTS U.S. FUNDING OF WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION
TRUMP HALTS U.S. FUNDING OF WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION
>TRUMP HALTS U.S. FUNDING OF WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION
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>TRUMP HALTS U.S. FUNDING OF WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION
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>TRUMP HALTS U.S. FUNDING OF WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION

>> No.18466194

bought spxu at close
did i call the bear bottom?

>> No.18466195

Imagine not being long in this market.
People are sitting on more cash than they've seen in years. No one's spending money on anything, once they lift these orders, everyone is going to start buying everything possible as fast as possible and the entire economy is going to RIP.
Reminder that all of this red is artificial and everything will hit ATH within a month of businesses reopening.

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>>18466184
Absolutely fucking based

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>>18466034

>> No.18466199
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>>18466125
>AMZN new ALL TIME HIGH
>AMD about to hit NEW ALL TIME HIGH
>TSLA on route to NEW ALL TIME HIGH
This fucking clown market LMAO!

>> No.18466201

>>18466184
can't wait for the lib boomies on stock twits to cry

>> No.18466203

>>18466184
is anyone actually believing him on this?

what am i even asking..

>> No.18466204
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>>18466184
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NIGGERS

>> No.18466207

>>18466184
He's such a retard lol

>> No.18466212
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What does this even mean?

>> No.18466213
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>>18466106
Note that we have not yet past the day's key resistance levels, but momentum shows we should shatter the lower two boundaries soon after opening, if not before opening. The higher resistance we can also expect to be broken by the end of the day. If the price line can't break through the upper resistance line by the end of the day tomorrow, then that could send the broader economy into a recession spiral.

>> No.18466222

>>18466207

> being this jewish out loud

>> No.18466224

>>18466184
absolutely based
now all that money can go straight into the stock market

>> No.18466225

>>18466207
V downvoted

>> No.18466227

>>18466182
Yes, see >>18465019 for example.

>> No.18466230

>>18466179
>a virus similar to flu DOESN'T transmit from human to human contact
how can W.H.O be so stupid

>> No.18466235

any dutchbro/eufag here, holds for tomorrow?

>> No.18466237
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>>18465935
At this point the news could be. That the Saudis have pumped ALL their oil 100 Trillion barrels. Oil is now being given out for free to anyone who wants it.

That COVID has a 98% morality rate and is actually also a strain of AIDS virus created by China.

That everyone small business in the USA is now closed permanently and 150 million people are unemployed.

And that the South has once again seceded from the Union and declared war on the North and also Mexico.

And this clown ass market would still open tomorrow bright green and close 5% higher.

>> No.18466238
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>>18466184
"Everybody knows what's going on there"

FUCKING LOL

https://twitter.com/QTRResearch/status/1250187097425809416

>> No.18466239

>>18466198
...is this real life?!
>Dow ^ 10K
I believe it!
hayai sempai good jobbu!

>> No.18466240

>>18466194
No one knows. The way the market's going though you should have your answer by noon tomorrow.

>> No.18466241

>>18466212
Imagine thinking someone explaining what happened is important.

It's the people explaining and predicting what will happen correctly that matter. CNBC and others are jokes

>> No.18466243

We're going up quite fast, time for an emergency rate raise.

>> No.18466247

>>18466212
BULL MARKET ALREADY PRICED IN, CONFIRMED!

ALL DOWN FROM HERE

>> No.18466255

>>18466203
Do they? It's a good question. They're all saying IT'S JUST A FLU BRO while also saying ITS A COVERUP so kind of hard to say. I'm sure they'll just cuck for the retard again because it makes the libs cry.

>> No.18466259

>>18466222
Can't China just take full ownership of it now?

>> No.18466260

>RTX 67.16

Excuse me?

>> No.18466264

>>18466212
>>18466240
>>18466247
Every bank and financial firm is literally LYING TO YOUR FACE! Like usual.
>MOST BULLISH MARKET IN HISTORY BUY BUY BUY!

>> No.18466274

>>18466235
not sure, im not holding anything overnight atm too uncertain

if i had to i would probably hold a little high leveraged long position

>> No.18466277

>>18466125
I sold yesterday, so salty :(

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this fucking clown world

>> No.18466280

>>18466195
I think you're right in terms of the crisis as a whole, but the fact is that prices now are based on speculation that what you're saying will happen; the confidence of it is the only thing keeping things pumped. It could easily crash and recover one or more times again before the actual end of the crisis.

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>>18466212
>the market has priced itself in

>> No.18466297

>>18466235
Go to sleep, it's getting late, but buy SNSS.

>> No.18466309

>>18466297
If my puts are obliterated tomorrow then dumping everything in SNSS will be my last ditch effort to make it.

>> No.18466311
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>>18466239
oh here I forgot his hand

>> No.18466314

>>18466280
True, but I think we're looking at a one and done. That's just my opinion. They're going to get shit reopened by June 1 at the latest, and ignore any fallout

>> No.18466321

Up 1.89% today, literally everything went green and big except NLY (go figure). Got some of those Trump bucks on stand by for if something takes another dump.

General question: if your account small but you're working on gathering dividend payers (like our divie bro), do you do some speculative moves, or do you just casually stack your chips?

>> No.18466322

>>18466279
ninja trying to get back on twitch without violating his mixer contract

>> No.18466323

we're never going down again

>> No.18466324
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>AMZN goes sideways for more than a year
>Suddenly depression and it NEW ALL TIME HIGH IN 2 WEEKS!
Honk honk!

>> No.18466325

>>18466260

cramer just shilled it on TV literally just now

>> No.18466326

Q E INFINITY

>> No.18466327

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>excessive masturbation kills 300 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

>> No.18466332

>>18466309
I wish you luck, see you on the moon fren.

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>>18466237

>> No.18466347

>>18466314
sooner for most of the country, I'm better by second week of May everything but the hotspots will be most of the way back to normal

>> No.18466348

>>18466327
>excessive masturbation kills 300 a year
based coomers, also your a retard

>> No.18466361

inhouse Whitechapel chips to power the future of pixel phones and chromebooks.

https://www.axios.com/scoop-google-readies-its-own-chip-for-future-pixels-chromebooks-e5f8479e-4a38-485c-a264-9ef9cf68908c.html

13 hours old news but still interesting.

Google already worked on it's own TPU chips for AI although they also use NVDA cards.

>> No.18466365

>>18466259
They're not going to own trumps massive retardation. No country in Asia has this problem because they took action while the president sat on his fat ass and whined about vaping and pretended a travel ban was going to fix everything. We all see, inclduing you, what he's trying to do and we know you are maintaining this idiotic kayfabe. Nobody cares you stupid fuck. Kudlow Pence and Trump have all been lying through their teeth about the extent and severity of the problem for months and it's blatant. You were always lowly, shameless cowards and this is the lowest and more shameful cowardice ever demonstrated by an American president in living memory. Just eat shit

>> No.18466371

So am I alone here in thinking the US is opening back up way too early? I feel like a second resurgence is all but certain if America opens back up before even reaching the peak.

>> No.18466373

>>18466348
A ruptured rectum might actually be lethal.

>> No.18466374
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>>18466338
I literally played through Deus Ex in January again just because of the wuhan pandemic.

It helped me invest into GILD and make money. Unironically based that a video game predicted so much of the future.

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>>18466348
when the fuck is pornhub going public?

>> No.18466380

>>18466260
Wow my $70 dollar 4/17 call might actually print

>> No.18466382

>>18466199
AMZN is making a killing during the crisis since nobody can go to stores in many countries, but delivery still works.

AMD has rock-solid fundamentals, even with Corona going on, and is still running circles around INTC. The only reason why INTC still does so well is general inertia in the server market and their shady business practices. Despite all of that, AMD has still alot of room to grow, hence stonks going up.

Why TSLA is rising that hard right now is beyond me, though.

>> No.18466384

>>18466324
In a market that isn't allowed to go down bubbles reign supreme.

>> No.18466387
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Short SPY or it comes to you in your sleep.

>> No.18466394

>>18466371
You are not alone in being wrong but the media will pretend you are right.
Do you understand?

>> No.18466395

RTX up 5% in Afterhours

>> No.18466396

>>18466382
China announced some new electric charging stations everywhere. Beyond that its' just pre-pump for the battery day and it rising along with everything else.

>> No.18466397

>>18466371
>So am I alone here in thinking the US is opening back up way too early? I feel like a second resurgence is all but certain if America opens back up before even reaching the peak.
everyone is just going to stay in and play video games

GME to the moon

>> No.18466405

>>18466371
What? No everyone knows it's too early.

>> No.18466408

>>18466371
>before even reaching the peak
naw, most of the country hit the peak last week

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>>18466154
It doesn't offer a very promising setup. I would consider selling if you already have a position.

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>>18466296
>>the market has priced itself in

> mfw exponential growth

>> No.18466417

>>18466227
I was actually planning on hodling my bulls until about Wednesday, lots of scary stuff coming up next week. If I had to guess I'd say they'll probably use the announcements on Thursday as an excuse to dump.

>> No.18466422
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>>18465456
>absolutely seething
>NOOO YOU CAN'T QUESTION HIM
>HE NEVER FUCKED OVER CONTRACTORS AND DECLARED BANKRUPTCY TO ESCAPE HIS BILLS
>HE DOESN'T OWE DOUCHEBANK MONIES!!!
Why are these cultist faggots even here?

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>>18466387
she can probably deep throat your dick... massage the balls AND lick your butthole at the same exact time... now that lady sucks some dick for crack forsure

>> No.18466432

>TRUMP BRAGGING ABOUT THE STOCKS
bullish?

>> No.18466436

>>18466387
pls stop posting this ghoul

>> No.18466438

>aftermarket glowniggers drive tesla price down to 700 with zero volume
fucking who are they and why is this allowed

>> No.18466446
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18466446

MY ONLINE BROKER DIDN'T VERIFY ME TODAY EVENTHOUGH I DID THE VIDEO IDENTIFICATION LIKE 6 HOURS AGO AHHHHHHHHH

>>18465870
Good OP.

>> No.18466451

>>18466438
>who are they

The few sane individuals left.

>> No.18466452

>>18466387
Some people have a face made for making faces and this woman is definitely one of them

>> No.18466456

>>18466309
Please don't dump everything into SNSS. Even a stock that has everything going for it (which is not the case with SNSS) can have things go wrong.

>> No.18466460

>>18466427
My brother in law is like that with his wife (my wife's sister). He got off on it until she got mad at him and was thotting on Twitter behind his back. He lost his shit and uses it to guilt trip her into pegging him.

>> No.18466461

>USA reopened very close, maybe before may 1

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>>18466395
Am I gunna make it?

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>>18466438

>> No.18466480

>SOME MAY BE OPENING BEFORE MAY 1ST
oh no no no...

>> No.18466485

>>18466461
Both coasts are just ignoring him now and opening on their own terms.

>> No.18466486

>>18466432
You know what happened last time he bragged about the market, right?

>> No.18466491

trump just naming off stock tickers lmao

>> No.18466492

>>18466460
>she got mad at him and was thotting on Twitter behind his back.
got pics of this?

>> No.18466502

>>18466451
kek imagine how many big money people are watching tesla on the sidelines just waiting to short it at 900

>> No.18466511

>>18466461
I can't wait. If this bubble doesn't pop when the bond money comes flooding back in will rocket everything to unimaginably inflated levels.

>> No.18466514
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>we've had the best employment numbers we've ever had
>we've also had the best unemployment numbers we've ever had
What a god damn poet
How does he do it

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18466519

why havent you taken the mannarino pill yet?

>> No.18466520

>>18466491

WHICH COMPANIES?

i'm watching cramer lol

>> No.18466521
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>none of the stocks I own are irrationally mooning 20% like TSLA

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>>18466365

>> No.18466527

>>18466476
>>18466451
i'm literally looking at the orders being put through and it's fucking measly volumes of 15 or less shares that keep being put up just to drive the price down???
HOW is this legal???

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>>18466461
Holy based! since when are we open for May Day?
What did I miss? Was President Pence on yet?

>>18466491
>Tyson Foods ... Wells Fargo...
Fuck yeah talk about the shit I longed!!
Talk about Pfizer again!

>> No.18466530

>>18466491
lol just blatantly trying to move stocks after hours.

>> No.18466540
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18466540

RTX $68
>RTX $68
RTX $68
>RTX $68
RTX $68
>RTX $68
RTX $68
>RTX $68

I wish I bought more, fuck.

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18466549

TRUMP SAID RAYTHEON

>> No.18466550

>>18466521
Because they are probably normal boomer stocks. You should have bought the most ridiculous millennial stocks you could get.

>> No.18466560

>>18466382
>AMZN killing
I don't think its doing as good as people think. What about everyone else that has online store? Aren't they also "making a killing"?
>AMD fundamentals
Look, AMD is great and they are killing Intel, but nobody is buying new computer parts any time soon. Good tech doesn't mean it will sell. Dont forget they have a lot of their production in China and China is made of lies.
>TSLA
Because its TSLA

Youre clearly trying to rationalize the prices in a clown market.

>> No.18466562

>>18466280
That anon is far from correct regarding the economic outlook. We have record unemployment, and the loans going out to SME's are already behind schedule due to technicalities with the banks, don't account for all SMEs (they don't all qualify), and given the length of social distancing being in effect, don't take into account whether or not it will remaining financially viable for some of those SMEs to wait it out or remain in business. A large section of the services industry might not get rehired depending on the timeframe it takes to establish public mitigation efforts and distribute funds to SMEs. On top of that, people are still amassing debts as we speak. There's going to be a huge number of Americans that live paycheck to paycheck that will have to focus on paying off their accumulated debts before normal consumption patterns resume. There could be defaults and bankruptcies brewing. We're already seeing some reported. The economic damage is already done, and reopening will not wave that damage away. Neither will stimulus. The recovery is going to be slower than people are expecting. It will certainly happen, but not in the instantaneous way that's being hyped. The mass availability of testing for antibodies and CV in general will help, along with mandatory mitigation practices like PPE, but there won't he a full return to normal until significant vaccine headway is made.

>> No.18466563

>>18466521
i swear to god every reaction image i post in these threads gets stolen by you fags

>> No.18466565

>>18466492
G-d I wish

>> No.18466566

>>18466480
>>18466485
a lot of states are hitting the economic wall where they won't have a choice, Michigan and Ohio have both hit 25% of their labor force applying for unemployment, with expected unemployment rate to be closer to 28%

>> No.18466567

>>18466521
>no meme CEO

>> No.18466568

Watching futures fluctuate as Trump metaphorically masturbates himself and cooms on stage will never get old. Investors actually devour his shit, like they eat his literal feces.

>> No.18466569

>>18466527
nvm now huge volumes are coming through and it's back to 730, all is good

>> No.18466571

OIL IS GOING UP!

>> No.18466574

>>18466327
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
Have sex, incel.

>> No.18466578

>>18466560
>Dont forget they have a lot of their production in China and China is made of lie
I thought most of their production was in taiwan?

>> No.18466582

>>18466568
Yeah this is great. I work with so many of these companies.

>> No.18466584
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>18466540
I sold 30% of my RTX today because I thought it would go back down

>>18466563
I save good memes and sometimes make memes, it's the circle of memetics

>> No.18466590

>>18466520
at this point he has named off at least 70 lmao

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>>18466524
ma *cough* maga. maga haha. thank you trump. so based... so based... this is the *cough cough* W H *cough couhg* W H Os fault. it was Ch--- * cough cough cough cough* Chin-- *cough cough cough cough cough*

>> No.18466603

>>18466563
maybe you should copyrighted, or you know stop posting

>> No.18466606

>>18466565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EF6kB9q4vg

>> No.18466607
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>>18466563
Redditors explicitly visit /biz/ and no other boards. It's sad.

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is this shit happening for real?

>> No.18466609

I missed the start of this sentence. Why is he just rattling off random company names?

>> No.18466612

Should sex offenders kill themselves?

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>>18466594
>i'm STILL with her

>> No.18466621

>>18466612
SNSS anon? Yes.

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18466623

Get back to work and die for the economy.

>> No.18466624

>>18466609
makes the stocks go up. pretty obvious at this point its the only thing he cares about.

>> No.18466625

>>18466540
>>18466589
IT'S GOING TO HIT 100 BROS

>> No.18466627

>looser shill on trannies anime board
>Chad trump shill on a corona virus conference on national television
how much are they paying him

>> No.18466631

>>18465911
GEO

>> No.18466633

What the fuck is up with Delta? I figured I would be good selling a weekly call for $27 after it was trading flat at ~$24-$25 all day - still got a $25 premium but whatever - I'll take a 21% gains cap on a weekly investment. Might actually get exercised on this and I literally bought yesterday at $23.29

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>>18466612
no

>> No.18466637

He's seriously just naming all the companies...
Fed Ex, Southern Comapany, Exxon, Waffle House, Verizon, Comcast. PepsiCo, Trinity Health, 3M, McKesson (which he didn't know how to pronounce), Thermofisher, Merck, Pfizer, Regeneron, Salesforce, Facebook, "QUAIL-COM"...

what the fuck is this?
Is he tired of Cramer stealing his ratings?

>> No.18466641

>>18466607
>there are people on /smg/ who don't visit /d/
why?

>>18466625
My EoY price target is $100+ but I didn't expect it to just moon straight there

>> No.18466642

>>18466623
I am at work.

>> No.18466644

>apple, tim cook
why did he list his last name first, that's so formal

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>>18466563
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not my heckin pointerino's! not my borkin oc-o-rino!

>> No.18466652

>>18466414
public int marketPrice() {
this.marketPrice();
}

>> No.18466653

>>18466612
4chan wouldn't exist if that happend

>> No.18466655

>>18466609
Some of his buddies probably just texted him a list of companies they're invested in and he's just belting them off for no other reason than to pump them.

Being a retail investor is so shit, having to compete with this kind of nonsense.

>> No.18466661

>>18466637
Bailouts for all!

>> No.18466662

>>18466417
I'm thinking a similar time frame. I don't mind easing into bearish positions and out of bullish ones over a few days. There's enough downside and not enough upside to warrant it.

>> No.18466665

>>18466637
Pretty sure he pronounced Raytheon wrong too

THE GREAT VINCE MCMAHON

>> No.18466668

>>18466637

why is he naming all these companies...??

>> No.18466669

>>18466578
I think it depends on the stage of manufacturing. Chips are probably made in Taiwan, but the rest of their products are probably assembled in China. I can't say for sure, they don't really make it clear.

>> No.18466674

whoever watches WWE should fucking kill themselves.. not even joking

>> No.18466675
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>>18466563
isn't this a good thing?

>> No.18466677

newfag here
Have rtx, after hours it went up to 65.60, if I look at the ticker its at 68 right now. What the hell is doing that? Market has been closed for an hour

>> No.18466678
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Is this why RTX is pumping, is it time for war ?

>> No.18466679

>corona virus briefing
>spend 15 minute saying companies name and their ceo
the fuck i am watching

>> No.18466683

>>18466637
He would be hilariously stupid if I wasn't an American. Can't wait to be told to go out and get rona by this retard.

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>>18466637
ALGORITHMS GOING CRAZY! 10% DAY TOMORROW!

>> No.18466699

>>18466668
to get their vote

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>>18466668
To make the stocks go up. Just buy what Trump tells you to buy. The market is rigged, why bet against the house?

>> No.18466701

>>18466678
because I sold 300 shares at a loss earlier today

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OK what the fuck is going on, he's just naming companies during a pandemic briefing.

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>>18466618
Yes, friend. Tell me more of our based and redpilled opinions.
>>18466668
I have no idea... but I can't change the channel in case he talks about more of my stocks???
Fuck it, I'll listen to Cramer later.

>> No.18466710
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>tesla goes from 700 to 740 in aftermarket
it's going to gap open again and fucking moon to 800 tomorrow

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What should I add guys?

>> No.18466713

>some states open almost immediately
jesus

>> No.18466715

>>18466675
why do anime girls have colored eyes and white skin but asian everything else? every gook has brown / black eyes

>> No.18466720

>>18466637
Dude can you visualize the size of the bubble, the sound of it popping is going to be heard in alpha centauri. It will be so loud it will ignore the laws of physics and travel through space.

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>>18466637
Mnuchin and Kudlow bought calls. Not even kidding you.

>> No.18466723

>>18466637
bearish as fuck

good that I sold

>> No.18466725

>>18466710
I love TSLA but I feel like I NEED TO SHORT IT.

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>>18466371
no you're right, but shareholder value must be maximized for the next quarter so the advertisers and (trump) media will go on a gaslighting campaign and tell everyone its actually OK.

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>>18466701
>sold raytheon
>at a loss
>on a green day
what the fuck man

>> No.18466734

>>18466713
we have saliva and a lot of other things happening

>> No.18466736

Should I invest in every single company he named? Call it the Trump Index.
Be diversified enough with the 50+ names there.

>> No.18466743

>>18466237
as someone bag holding oil stocks right now, I can tell you: it ain't that green.

>> No.18466746

>futures dropping
Damn they aren't actually buying his bullshit tonight. I guess he seems too desperate?

>> No.18466748

>>18466736

if i had any liquidity right now, dude i'd buy every one of em lol. im going back in XOM and RTX at the very least right now

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>>18466701
>at a loss when green
yeh you should just quit

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>>18466715
i don't know

>> No.18466753

>>18466736
He mostly named bluechips that pay dividends, you might as well just invest in SPY

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>>18466720
>Dude can you visualize the size of the bubble, the sound of it popping is going to be heard in alpha centauri. It will be so loud it will ignore the laws of physics and travel through space.

>> No.18466763

>>18466730
it had dumped 3 dollars from my buy in and my risk management kicked in. also my retardation kicked in.

>> No.18466766

>>18466446
>video identification
what the heck
I hope you sent them a video of your feet

>> No.18466770

>>18466746
.2% is nothing, this will be pumped up in 2 hours

>> No.18466773

>>18466371
>am I alone here

Absolutely not. The federal government and State governors are desperately trying to push a return to normalcy when it makes no sense to do so from a public health perspective.

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>>18466715
to hide the fact they are Greys

>> No.18466776

>>18466746

good news = bearish
bad news were the ones that were priced in

also

>futures dropping
THANK FUCKING GOD IT'S FINALLY CORRECTING ITSELF

>> No.18466779

>>18466669
China is notorious for stealing IP, right? So you're right, R&D and state-of-the-art volume production is done in Taiwan. Older nodes produce volume with high yields but carry less margins and have different technological improvements, so there's less incentive to keep those as tightly guarded. That said, everyone in the industry RE's everyone else's ICs. With the type of knowledge powerhouses you have working at these companies, it's an easy thing to do. That doesn't allow you to duplicate their process flow, however, as that is extremely variable to begin with and can take years of effort by teams of engineers (PhDs) to develop to a high yield state within your own fans, let alone trying to replicate the fans of another company.

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>>18466753
mostly largecaps, buy SCHX

>> No.18466789

>>18466606
I fucking love this show.

>> No.18466791

>>18466746
Last time he did this it was right before market closed. It was when he named CVS Target Walmart some biotechs I already forgot. Quest Testing or something. He got an EPIC GREEN CLOSE and literally signed it and sent it to cramer, do you remember that?

>> No.18466792

> shoutout to tim apple

>> No.18466799

>>18466653
Sounds like a good thing.

>> No.18466801

>>18466409
nice autism crayon drawings

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>mfw finally got Robinhood Cash

fuck yeah

In case you little plebs didn't know. You can tap your card to increase your spot in line. 1000 taps a day. Gonna get rich off that .30 APY

>> No.18466804

>>18466770
We'll see, they haven't been green at all yet though and they're just creeping down farther and farther.

>> No.18466806

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.18466807

>>18466753
I'm currently holding master card puts.... I'll be fine.

>> No.18466812
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18466812

Is Cloudflare just inversing the market? They're always up when the market is down, and they're always down on green days

>> No.18466814

>>18466776
>down 30 points
>ITS DROPPING

>> No.18466820

Is it time to buy airline stocks again ?

>> No.18466823

>>18466725
I am going to short tesla at 800 then watch it go to 900 as powell appears chris hansen style and asks me what I was thinking.

>> No.18466827

>>18466804
Wait another 6 hours.

>> No.18466828

>>18466789
me too.. shits too fucking funny

>> No.18466829

>>18466789
I bet you like rick and morty too dont you fucking reddit tier bitch. There is a reason you trip fags are cancer.

>> No.18466834

> journo says i understand your issues with the WHO but why now?

fuck off retard, now is the best time

>> No.18466835

>>18466814
I expect some more

If it's -75 points I will buy on x20 leverage again tommorow

>> No.18466837

>>18466807
I hope your are hedging with Discover longs

>> No.18466838

>>18466720
if the bubble becomes as large as the universe, it can't pop because there is no longer any surface tension
master plan

>> No.18466840

>>18466578
At a certain point you have to pare out the /pol/ retardation from the analysis which has unfortunately infected a lot of alt-finance news. Same when they start saying you should divest from a company cause it has a female CEO. At least people can tell that's retarded.

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>> No.18466851

>>18466746
I don't trust any future less than 2% to open up red since the rally started.

>> No.18466853

>>18466803
I have it to buy I don't understand what it is or does

>> No.18466859

>>18466834
>proceeds to essentially answer that the USA funding is so significant that pulling out will fuck up the WHO significantly without addressing why it's the right time now
god i love the orange man

>> No.18466869

>>18466766
No, it was live. lol

>> No.18466871

>>18466834
Why are you trump retards so stupid? Journos pitch him the most conciliatory softball questions are in fact carefully phrased to affirm and build consensus for his statements and he acts like they're being ambushed.

>> No.18466872

>>18466521
>vertically integrated company, when all the competitors are having trouble with suppliers
>already did all of its electric car research and built production at scale while other companies have to balance that with the crisis now
>electric cars only in times when oil gets fucky
>electric cars only in times when environmental regulations keep tightening
>non-zero chance they'll have autonomous cars in a few years and take over most of transportation(or supply parts to everyone else)
>may have some battery improvements coming up that might put them ahead of everyone else
It's not 100% irrational. But it's still fucking stupid when most of their factories are closed and they just announced that they'd stop paying rent and all their employees would have to take a pay cut or unemployment money.
I for one took my Tesla winnings today and ran. Hoping it'll crash back down again soon, so I can go for another ride. Maybe the market will continue being stupid tomorrow and it'll surge even higher, but I'm not taking the risk.

>> No.18466876

>>18466612
no. the US government, made up of the smartest people in the world, have decided they should be given a $1200 payment. if we take any lesson from this, its that sex offenders should be kept alive and invested in.

>> No.18466878

>>18466853
It's a debit card that doesn't charge you a monthly rate and is pretty generous on its monthly interest rate which it nicely pays into your account at the end of each month.

I'm just going to use it as a savings account. I'm trying to transition into using credit to pay for everything and then immediately paying off the card with a transfer so as to get cash back.

>> No.18466882
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>one of those 52-week highs days
Don't you guys LOVE this feel?

>> No.18466886

>>18466859
His "why" is basically that it will fuck the WHO up and that's just a good thing in general.

Honestly I agree with him, the WHO is fucking bloated dogshit.

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BVLL. BVLL. BVLL.

Hope yov bears are ready (ready) for another STINKY GREEN DAY (stinky GREEN DAY)! THE GOLDEN BVLL RVN IS HERE! #thechamp #BVLLSVRGE #odanon

>> No.18466891

>tesla is 745 now already
hope you loaded up on calls

>> No.18466892

>>18466750
I was up 20% each on two other holdings today so there is still hope.

>> No.18466895

>>18466872
>Tesla is a good and interesting company with some neat technology
Yes
>Tesla is basically the only way for plebs to invest in SpaceX because the companies are at least loosely linked
Also yes
>Therefore TWO HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS IN TWO DAYS is warranted
wtf no

>> No.18466896

>reopening dates will be left to states
bearish

>> No.18466897

>>18466859
It's great because not only is it possibly the worst time to do so, one might wonder why the WHO isn't beholden to its largest benefactor. Ah well, I guess that's a question that we will never answer ;)

>> No.18466905

>>18466715
Fairly certain anime characters like that are modeled after white people. Very rarely are people actually drawing asian anime characters because...come on lmao who doesnt want to be white

>> No.18466910

>>18466891
he bought?

>> No.18466913

>>18466891
I just have Tesla stocks bought for 500 USD

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA

>> No.18466919

>>18466896
the states know where the troublesome niggers are

>> No.18466920

> ill leave if you don't shut up
> dead silence half a second later

BASED

>> No.18466921

>>18466886
Yeah its a good idea to hurt the international health organization, because global health issues rarely have any impact domestically. If there is a health problem in some other part of the world, it makes no difference to people in the US. It's like charity to these countries, you know. They should just pull their own share :)

>> No.18466922

>>18466891
as i wrote and posted this, it's already at 748

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QUIET
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>> No.18466928

Reporter eternally BTFO

>> No.18466941

>>18466919
lol, the libtards would shelter in place for a decade if you let them, free gibs, bearish

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>>18466928
SHOWBOAT
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>> No.18466957

>>18466712
CCL

>> No.18466958

>>18466920
He should’ve called the bluff. But the reporter doesn’t have the gall

>> No.18466961

New:
>>18466947
>>18466947
>>18466947

>> No.18466965

Trump is melting down. Holy shit.

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>>18466549
RTX rise

>> No.18466968

>>18466829
nope... i've seen one episode of that shit and i just bitched at the tv and said so much obnoxious shit that actually was relevant the people laughed more at what I was saying about how stupid that show is than what they were watching with me.

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>China never paid us ten cents
>Tencent
kek

>> No.18466991

>>18466921
The WHO does nothing to help developing nations significantly and even lie about and cover up things like cholera outbreaks in places like Ethiopia and Sudan.

>> No.18466994

>Tesla hourly RSI opened at 94
>closed at 76
>it's up in post-market by a fair amount

This is the great crash, isn't it? This week it happens.

Holy fuck I'm excited.

>> No.18466999

>>18466837
discover card longs????? wait.... who the fuck even takes discover? damn you're right growth potential.... fuck you're onto something for sure.

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>>18466708
>i'm literally shaking right now

>> No.18467039

>>18466812
Someone namedropped it the other day and it was tempting at the time. It did take a little dip today. Wondering if it's another SDGR like meme?

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>>18467014
>I'll just own him in the dead thread, if I get the last word, I win!!

>> No.18467052

>>18466994
If you think its this week, add a week just in case, then add another week just to be sure, then add another week just because.

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>>18467043
>but it was her turn waaaaaaaaahhhhh

>> No.18467072

>>18467052
dunno, the last time the RSI was nearing this crazy level, it tanked hard next day

>> No.18467075

>>18466895
I agree that this is stupid. People buying in at 730 dollars in the middle of a crisis.
They seem to think Tesla is going to own the planet at the end of the year and are getting ridiculous amounts of FOMO.
Or they see the previous spike to 900 and think that's where we're headed everytime the stock is moving up now...
Either way, it's pretty dumb.

>Tesla is basically the only way for plebs to invest in SpaceX because the companies are at least loosely linked
They need to IPO Starlink already like Shotwell announced a while ago.

>> No.18467107

>>18466994
I'm as bearish as anyone and I'm buying otm SPY calls tomorrow.

>> No.18467138

>>18466633
airlines came to a deal with the fed for bailout money. delta also has an earnings call tomorrow which is going to be catastrophic but it probably won't matter.

>> No.18467182

>>18467138
passenger volume is down but fuel savings will offset that and then some. don't be suprised if they beat expectation

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buy AMC?

>> No.18467205

>>18467183
>company about to go bankrupt

>> No.18467245

>rtx

>> No.18467297

>>18466872
>electric cars only in times when oil gets fucky
oil is at its cheapest ever and that is somehow good for tesla? it doesnt make things cheaper energy wise since the US has been relying on natural gas and is immune to oil fuckery.
>electric cars only in times when environmental regulations keep tightening
those regulations only exist in shitholes like europe and are only put into law with extreme lobbying
Keep huffing the fumes though it can only go up and there can be nothing but gains

>> No.18467313

>>18466895
>>Tesla is a good and interesting company with some neat technology
>Yes
Toppest kek

>> No.18467381

>>18467183
They're already priced for bankruptcy because they're publicly known to be in talks with bankruptcy lawyers, so if you expect them to turn around after lockdowns then consider investing. Right now it's a toxic asset.

>> No.18467560

>>18466377
Is that the soi from YouTube?

>> No.18467574

>>18466872
tsla is zoomer pump dump meme stock of decade, incompetent company

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I lost it a little bit today. Had a tantrum about the quarantines. OPEN THE FUGGING THING UP THIS IS DUMB. OPEN IT AND LET GOD SORT EM OUT FER FUGSAKES BUHGOD.

>> No.18467701

>>18467658
t. doesn't know anyone who's died yet