/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for rope

And here I thought my $21 SQQQs were cheap.

>he didn't listen when he was told multiple times yesterday to dump all oil immediately

Return to normal.

im pretty sure it will end like the last few days
big dildos that negate themselves

How we doing bros?

>>18462262
holy shit

buy NTDOY

>>18462264
I went ALL IN BABYYY on SPXS and I'm at 12.90

Am I fucked?

Thoughts on BILIBILI?
I threw in some cash. It's dumb because it's close to ATH but if this market can only go up then why not

I told bobos your SQQQ would see 11 before it saw 30 and they called me a delusional bullkek

is Boeing a buy here?

>>18462241
Next time bake early you lazy fucking NIGGER

So who else here is so into Oil that they refuse to sell? I bought USO at 5.4, down about 1000 now. This shit has to go up someday

>>18462271
I intended to sleep at least 4 hours longer but I'm awake now
why are you wearing your shirt like that my dude

>>18462294
I was sleep

>>18462219
You're a fucking idiot.

>reinfection may be possible
>damages t cells
>life long lung damage
>gigantic R0 of 3 or above
>14 day incubation period
>infectious within that period
>no immunity in population, without lock-down it would spread to 70% of the population
>1% CFR

Do you want tens of millions dead and billions with irreversible lung damage? Go die in a fire, you chink shill

>>18462265
Stop talking about me

Wolf sees the battle against covid-19 as a three-stage process adding Pennsylvania is still in the first stage of fighting to reduce the rate of infection among the population by sheltering in place. During this time, the governor said the state still needs to build capacity so the health system is not overwhelmed by the disease. He acknowledged this has not come without “a whole host of sacrifices” — closing schools and businesses and keeping social distance from each other.

“The economy is still tanking,” as a result of the closures he ordered, Wolf noted.

The governor says the second stage, a transitional phase, will occur when there is more better testing, including tests for coronavirus antibodies to determine who is immune. Only then, will there be a reopening of society. But, “the answer is still far from perfectly clear” as to when the state will get to that transitional stage, Wolf said

>DOW will close 25k EOD

>>18462241
>sell RTX at $65
>immediately dips

See yall tomorrow when the market is bearish and i can buy it for $60 again

We're approaching a death cross on the charts, but the moment it approaches the moving average and risks dipping below, it will GREEN DILDO until it's at a new high.

>>18462304
Hey retard, the economy staying shut down will be far worse.

Thoughts on BILIBILI?
I threw in some cash. It's dumb because it's close to ATH but if this market can only go up then why not.
My ID is pink but who cares I don't wanna get JUST'd

what is the most painful suicide method

>>18462279
>buy NTDOY

>>18462300
You should get you sleep completed fren

>states opening back up in 2 weeks with only hotspots remaining locked down
>the Fed saved the economy
>pent up demand is going to result in huge gains this summer
>low interest rates sparking massive growth
bobos...

>>18462296
Why did so many of you niggers fuck around with USO?
It's a garbage fund.
You could have bought real oil companies, or XLE, XOP or UCO or some shit.

we're now back at a level where if you didn't even care about the market you wouldn't notice the dip looking at it in a few weeks
voila!

>>18462331
Wrong. You are going to destroy billions of lives without the lockdown. EVERYONE WILL HAVE PERMANENT LUNG DAMAGE AND FATIGUE.

There are also indicators that it damages your reproductive capabilities.

>>18462335
Watching your portfolio go to 0.

Physically you stay alive, but your soul leaves the body.

>>18462335
SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING, DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING

>>18462335
waiting for sqqq drop below $1

>>18462296
>This shit has to go up someday
oil will, but USO wont

>>18462304
>reinfection MAY be possible
with all researcher in world working on this, how come it's still uncertain

>>18462320

lol i was in at 61 and sold at 65 too

>>18462333
I'm not buying
when I look at BILI, I feel FOMO
maybe it's the same FOMO that you're feeling
when I feel that, I've trained my self to look away, to look elsewhere
BILI is a wonderful stock, I still love it, but because of that it's a dangerous temptress

>>18462340
>>18462340
body doesn't want to sleep now...

>>18462360
Can you back that up with reputable sources my friend

>>18462312
>The Dow will hit 30,000 by the end of the month.

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

>>18462335
24.5 here brother. Instead of trying to average out I got SPXS at 11.50.

>>18462289
So... buy?

>>18462380
but stocks only go up

>>18462304
Source? Your ass?

>>18462292
Wait till it dips to ~$120 once the earning reports are out.

>>18462320
Puts are more expensive than calls rn. mightbe right.

>>18462296
why did you buy it at 5.4 and not like under 5?
yikes bro, did you even stagger your buys?

>>18462360
the shit they're making up out of thin air about this is absolutely insane
i had this ridiculously weak virus almost 2 months ago and i can breathe fine
there is absolutely zero (0) chance you are not being paid to post this unbelievable bullshit
fuck off

>>18462404
that's bullish though dude. Everyone knows the economy is about to be back

>>18462337
>Schools closed
>summer camp closed
>can't get a babysitter
>can't send kids to daycare
Parents need to keep their kids occupied

Do you just need an excuse to pose SøyJack#134?

is 20% of my net worth in LINK too much LINK?
I was thinking of selling most of it...

>You did invest in to prisons didn’t you anon... right...

>>18462292

141

>>18462360
Can you stop with the retarded shit?

>>18462335
no, remember there is people who bought oil at +40% after trump tweet

>>18462401
This shit has been known since January you retard.

>>18462426
no shitcoins allowed here

>>18462430
Good luck taking your gains when you're in a FEMA camp.

>>18462300
Gettin sweaty over here

>>18462430
Of course, going long on nigger incarceration fren

where do EU bros park your money over night?

>>18462448
Enjoy committing suicide in 5 years.

who /alcoa/ here?

Pump or dump for power hour?

Imagine being so blind you can't see the bull trap you're charging into. Don't worry, you won't be forgotten, I'll always remember your sacrifice for my massive gains.

>>18462360
>>>>/x/

>>18462304
lmao you are such a fear mongering pussy holy shit
all the models are showing this was way over blown and it won't even kill a couple hundred thousand
capping this post to show you how fucking stupid you are in a month

Today I am completely retraced back to my January levels and we are still a ways away from the market fully retracing.

>>18462484
i'm guessing a minor selloff. nothing that would make anyone happy.

>>18462472
I daytrade through my bank, so in my bank account?

>>18462424
>nintoddler claps back
what the fuck kind of parent raises children on nintendo, its ps5 chads that will inherit the earth bitch.

>~7.60

Time to into HAL?

>>18462457
Keep investing based on schizophrenic paranoia you read on /pol/! I'm sure you'll make money that way.

>>18462487
The fact is, traps don't matter if you trade rather than gamble. Are you a gambler?

>>18462487
A bull trap would imply it's allowed to go down. Jerome will just crab to burn some calls and more up.

So uh....we back?

>>18462487
Sorry bobo SPY 400+ before we start to see new lows

>>18462504
I'm waiting to see if they will dip below 7

>>18462519
>400 points
maybe 150.

>>18462487
This 3 week bull trap has let me make my money back from shortening. I'll probably never bother with that shit again until AOC is president.

>>18462516
it's returned to normal

>>18462477
Oh great now you're projecting.

>>18462484
Pump for PH, then DOMP EET tomorrow.

It keeps going up when is there going to be at least some sell off for profit taking what the hell

>>18462487
bobos said the same thing 3 weeks ago, yet here we are, enjoy watching from the sideline while everyone else making banks while ensured by the motherfucking FED.

AWAKEN

>>18462509
I bet you believed the media that it was just a flu and that masks didn't work back in Janurary.

>>18462537
you making puff pastries or something

>>18462466
What’d you buy and at what? Thinking about getting some GEO

MY OILERINOS ARE ABOUT TO GO NEGATIVE!

>>18462538
Wouldn't that phrase imply its about to dump again?

>>18462487
>

>>18462241
Is this a good trade?

>>18462499
>he's unironically a gamer who cares about consolewars
I'm here making money, what the fuck are you doing?
>>>/v/

I also own SNE but they have problems with their other businesses particularly film right now.

>>18462296
>USO
USO is basically oil futures and oil price. You should have been getting companies to collect divy for next 20 years. Stay away from those etfs. Same for GUSH.

>>18462538
idk if its "return to normal" unless the disease fuckin turns people into zombies i think it has all been priced in ..

>>18462554
stop feeding the troll

>>18462465
Time is an investment anon.

>>18462582
NTDOY has performed like VZ. absolutely no shits given. one of the few things i've kept.

>it's just a flu
>world on lockdown
>we'll be back to normal in may
>???

>>18462499
>Invest in Sony
>You're investing in everything else, not just the Playstation console brand
>Invest in Microsoft
>You're investing in everything else, not just the Xbox console brand
>Invest in Nintendo
>You're investing in the Nintendo console brands
I don't even own any video consoles, it's just the most direct way to invest in a console brand if you're looking to do so.

Just made some nice cash of SNSS despite anons hating. What’s the next quick pump

DEATH CROSS IN REACH
HERE WE GO BOBOS

How much do you want to bet there is a massive green dildo off this MA?

>>18462603
board tourist pls go and stay go

>>18462609
where?

>>18462568
Got GEO when it was at 10.40

My friends have started asking me for investment tips. I bet a lot of those Trumpbux are going straight to pumping stocks. This is the start of another 10 year bull run

>>18462609
>muh chart pattern

we're pumping all week bobo

>>18462609
We're very close. Will they let us in?

>>18462632
Mine too. Several people (about 4) have asked me how to buy stocks and which stocks to buy.

>>18462624
spx

>crab market

>>18462603
well if you listen to Q supposedly trump is in control of the FED which i find it hard to believe that the fed was defeated without firing a single shot... there is somthing going on we arnt being told about possibly . the "invisivble enemy tweets' idk these are strange times my boomer dad owes 3 years on his taxes and the irs basically said dont worry about it right now just file them and take care of yourself does that mean we are going to gold standard??

Bobo bros

it's finally happening. They didn't save it. It's happening

>>18462304
In retrospect, anon might sound gloom and doom, but without the advantage of hindsight, anon's correct. The fact of the matter is that this was a new virus, with unknown long-term health consequences, unknown infection pathways, unknown R_0, unknown severity, unknown likelihood to further mutate. Given its origin as a CV and the impacts of SARS and MERS, it was prudent to take it seriously. You don't risk a public health crisis just because you think "it's just a flu." Is the economic fallout going to outweigh the health issues? Yeah, different topic, though.

>>18462632
>>18462643
That should be your signal to take profits.

>>18462643
>>18462632
oh no no no stock bros we got too cocky !

>>18462616
no

>>18462609
the last 2 times we got a death cross according to /smg/ the market went going up, so this is definitely bullish.

>>18462613
Bearish cover developing into 3bc? Only a poomp would turn this green.

CHOO-CHOO! GET ON IN ON THE NEW GOLDEN BULL RUN! GET YOUR TICKET NOW!

>LAST CALL!
LAST CALL!
>LAST CALL!
LAST CALL!
>LAST CALL!
LAST CALL!
>LAST CALL!
LAST CALL!
>LAST CALL!
LAST CALL!

>>18462554
It is and they don't

buying may 1 chevron puts @ 80. maybe some of you can visit my house at the yosemite club when im rich

>>18462602
Kicking myself for not getting the VZ dip. And a little bit for not having the conviction to buy NTDOY all the way down.

>>18462650
timeframe? 50 day and 200 day crossed last month.

>>18462632
How many faggot WSB'ers are going to use their stim to buy the most retarded option contracts money can buy?

>>18462632
>dont pay rent
>instead buy stonks

Trumpbux ftw

>>18462632
I already transferred my Trumpbux and bought more KO

>>18462632
you told them soxl right?

>>18462585
>open the economy and "return to normal"
>people start getting sick again
>2nd lock down.
>2nd sell off
>conservatives don't bother going to vote for fear of catching the rona
>Biden elected president with house and senate majorities.
>green new deal
>W shaped recovery that takes decades to complete.
At least we saved the planet right?

>>18462671
This. The point of masks is that sick people are always infectious in their vicinity, but when they coof they turn stationary objects like chairs and grocery items infectious. If they wear a mask, the coof stays inside the mask, so only their vicinity is infectious. It's not hard to comprehend.

>GOLD suddenly tanking
Any reason? I'm not selling because fiat was just inflated at the most basic level possible, and we've seen this innumerable times throughout history. Just curious why.

JEROME

>>18462695
>>conservatives don't bother going to vote for fear of catching the rona
Completely wrong.
Conservatives think that caring about corona is a liberal thing to do. They're not taking any precautions. The liberals won't come out to vote

>>18462554
Now you throat the gov't installing chink tier control and admitting to inflating death count just like Italy.

>>18462689
Based

>>18462632
I work in finance and i cannot tell you how many texts/emails ive gotten out of the blue asking for investment advise, people that have never traded before. its insane

>buy rtx calls at open for the memes
>crabs all day, down 22%
Well fuck. Moon mission back to 100 from the March 30 high when

>>18462660
Thanks. I've been screaming about this virus since January. I knew before everyone else. So far everything I was afraid of turned out to be true and I don't like that pattern.

>>18462718
sounds like the dump is coming.

>>18462714
This. Also librawls FUCKING LOVE BASEDENCE so they'll do whatever bill gate, a well-known doctor and scientist, tells them to do.

>>18462626
Don’t know if I should jump on now or wait and see if it falls a bit before buying

>7.5 million small businesses are at risk of closing, report finds
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/14/7point5-million-small-businesses-are-at-risk-of-closing-report-finds.html
gosh with so many bullish headlines today I just can't believe SPY isn't at 300 yet!

>>18462718
trump and powell won't fuck this up.

Bobos, are they going to save the S&P from this death cross?

>>18462717
>inflating death count
You don't know shit about epidemiology or medicine.

Stock markets are disconnected from reality

>>18462714
did you even look at the wisconsin primary results? conservatives all stayed home and were outvoted 2 to 1.

>>18462660
don't feed the troll

>>18462765
Neither do epidemiologists and doctors.

>>18462752
>7.5 million small businesses are at risk of closing
that's a buying opportunity

>>18462752
>investing in small businesses
chesapeake energy btfo

>>18462710
just saw that too, but
>fiat was just inflated at the most basic level possible
Do you even read these threads?

LOAD THE DIP

>>18462670
Were tanking!! JEROME WHERE ARE YOU? DONT TAKE THAT FAT FINGER OFF THE PRINT BUTTON.

It's time

>>18462710
Gold miners just tanked too. I was up a lot today.

>>18462775
can confirm. I'm a doctor and just used chegg for everything and now I don't know what I'm doing 90% of the time.

>>18462387
No fucking retard why would you buy a bear inverse leverage etf in a rally give me 1 valid reason

>>18462296
I bought at 5.4 as well. Thinking of just cutting my losses.

>>18462752
They are just waiting for their gov't loans to be approved

>>18462771
that stuff doesn't matter dude. Trump is winning them anyways

...did you guys feel that?

It almost sounded like a support breaking...

>>18462785
haha for real bro! all those faggot business owners can finally move on from their life dreams and just #wakeup and work a real man's job at walmart for 10 an hour.
that's how you drive an economy, baby!

HAND OVER YOUR GAINS

>>18462241
Some nigger in here told me to screencap this and so I did.

>>18462264
double down, reduce your cost basis per by 25%. free money

>>18462718
I probably have 15 messages like this spread through text/linkedin/email

42 bucks what should I buy?

>>18462801
Because /biz/ said not to do it?

>>18462671
>>18462705
>he doesn't have a mask with organic vapor filters and N95 particulate filters strapped in front of those
Also simple face masks still protect you to an extend because a lower viral load matters a lot. But go get infected you retard. Trust the surgeon general. :^)

Seriously, if you still think this is nothing, you deserve to lose loved ones to this shit. This is the biggest disruption since WW2. You are still deep deep in denial about the fact that life is not going back to the way it used to be anytime soon. Get fucked, you fucking sheep.

>the selling volume is increasing hard
>breaking supports

unless there's a HUGE green dildo, we'll snap that MA on the 5 min and move into sell off

>THANK YOU BASED JEROME THE PRINTER POWELL

>>18462749
Probably best to wait

>>18462788
Jerome just tripped over the power chord

>>18462731
People are driven by fear right now because the virus and new and scary. I remember in February /pol/ was saying it had 10+ R nought and china was burning millions of bodies in secret crematoriums. The virus is unironically not very important. The number of deaths in most first world countries has actually dropped since the start of this because people are staying in and getting in less accidents.

The quarantine is the real event, not the virus. And the quarantine can only be justified for so long when it's clear that it's a bigger deal than the virus.

>>18462830
no...

>>18462797
kek same, but mech eng instead

>>18462846
T

I WANT YOU TO SHORT EVERYTHING THIS GUY HAS TOUCHED.

I NEED CREDIT DEFAULT SWAPS AGAINST THIS ENTIRE MARKET.

>>18462710
The canary just died.

It's all gonna come crashing down.

>>18462845
>recomendations
he panicked

Jerome...JEROME

>>18462851
Congrats, you're clinically retarded.

ZOOM OUT NIGGER WE DIDNT EVEN HIT THE LOW OF THE DAY YET

>>18462845
funny they never reached out to you when market was down 30+%

>>18462862
>deaths in most first world countries has actually dropped since the start of this because people are staying in and getting in less accidents.

You remind me about my former female class mate who said that islamic terriorism was nothing to worry about because more people die in car accidents.

Cope.

>>18462795
I'm the fag who sold JNUG this morning a bit too early. Went in pretty heavy on JDST between 1.15-1.18, paying off bigly. I have a feeling miners head south for a little while here.

>>18462862
based and I unironically agree

the treatment is much worse than the sickness

Anyone else invest in oil & is in too deep to even consider backing out?

Uh oh Mumu, it looks like the printer jammed.

Maybe you got, as they say, a little bit too cocky. Hmm?

Buy REFR

>>18462882
Enjoy your life going down the shitter, you delusional flu poster.

I'm financially intact.

look at this little fella
look at this smug little shit's stupid expression on his big dumb face

>>18462897
i dont care what youre talking about but if youre actually saying islamic terrorism is something to worry about (or was) you are a massive faggot

>>18462917
buy puts

>>18462921
OK pooper paper king. I bet you're sitting on a shitter paper throne right now from the height of your schizophrenic paranoia.

>>18462893
This right here lol. I don’t tell any of my friends shit about the stock market. Fucking tourists.

>>18462919
give me one good reason

>>18462940
I told people to wait. I bet they're angry at me

ALGO NIGGERS ARE BACK AT IT AGAIN

>>18462862
>People are driven by fear right now because the virus and new and scary. I remember in February /pol/ was saying it had 10+ R nought and china was burning millions of bodies in secret crematoriums. The virus is unironically not very important. The number of deaths in most first world countries has actually dropped since the start of this because people are staying in and getting in less accidents.

inconsequential

>>18462945
the other 7 guys say you should buy too

>>18462933
>if youre actually saying islamic terrorism is something to worry about (or was) you are a massive faggot

Lmao.

>>18462917
should you back out? It's just stagnant, I bought for OPEC deal memes, and considering whether to just get out when even that didn't pump it

>>18462695
pic related

>>18462731
It's easy to call BS in retrospect when you have more clarity over a situation. What people sperging now don't remember is that we had none of that clarity initially back in December and January.

>>18462773
I've never been fully on-board the gloom and doom train. I think the economic damage is far going to outweigh the health issues. That said, the fact that this was a new virus mutation and needed to be treated as a life-or-death matter (see SARS) shouldn't be a question here. Treat it seriously, collect data as much and as quickly as possible, and then adjust policy from there. There's nothing wrong with an abundance of caution when you're facing a new and unknown pathogen.

Now that we know more, we can begin taking more calculated risks. But to think that we've stopped a new virus when we have no vaccine and are unsure of our levels of herd immunity is risky. A gradual roll-out is the best we can hope for without shooting ourselves in the foot, but we should still be prepared for the worst.

>>18462893
They also don't actually take my advice, they all want to be fucking gordon gecko day trader millionaires no one wants help setting up an IRA

prediction for tomorrow guys?

i wanna drop my OKE bags got a feeling market gonna tank but hey wat do i know

HEY JEROME, HEY JEROME , HEY JEROME, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU I NEED MY EOD PUMP NOW

>>18462801
>he thinks the rally isn't done

threadly reminder to laugh at oilfags. they actually thought the oil cuts weren't priced in.

>>18462974
Most people just want their own opinions validated.

>>18462939
I'm sitting on filters and disinfectant. You faggot. Please get corona and die. Stupid smelly denialist scum. Unable to cope with the situation.

BUY BUY BUY

BOTTOM IS IN

UNLIMITED QE

WHY WON'T YOU BUY AAAAAAA

>>18462983
they also want someone to blame for their bad decisions.

>>18462977
pump starts 3:50

Bros... I opened bull credit spreads on wellsfargo... did I blow it?

Bear trap pretty much over maybe some crabbage but we going higher from here. Bears please take a moment to understand what QE infinity means

Give me one just fucking reason why Trump shouldn't send a single RTX cruise missile to glass Maduro right now.

>>18462965
>we had none of that clarity initially back in December and January.
We did. There was plenty of information out there. You just didn't fucking listen.

WE'RE GONNA PUMP INTO THE CLOSE BOYS

LOCK AND LOAD

>they saved it with a green dildo

>>18462718
>>18462632
We are in phase three of the below.

THE COCKTAIL THEORY

If professional economists can’t predict economies and professional forecasters can’t predict markets, then what chance does the amateur investor have? You know the answer already, which brings me to my own “cocktail party” theory of market forecasting, developed over years of standing in the middle of living rooms, near punch bowls, listening to what the nearest ten people said about stocks.

In the first stage of an upward market—one that has been down awhile and that nobody expects to rise again—people aren’t talking about stocks. In fact, if they lumber up to ask me what I do for a living, and I answer, “I manage an equity mutual fund,” they nod politely and wander away. If they don’t wander away, then they quickly change the subject to the Celtics game, the upcoming elections, or the weather. Soon they are talking to a nearby dentist about plaque.

When ten people would rather talk to a dentist about plaque than to the manager of an equity mutual fund about stocks, it’s likely that the market is about to turn up.

“In stage two, after I’ve confessed what I do for a living, the new acquaintances linger a bit longer—perhaps long enough to tell me how risky the stock market is—before they move over to talk to the dentist. The cocktail party talk is still more about plaque than about stocks. The market’s up 15 percent from stage one, but few are paying attention.

>>18462977
pump at 15:56 and 15:58

aaaand we're back

>>18462974
>they all want to be fucking gordon gecko day trader millionaires

Every time.

dump starts in 15 minutes. 1 breaker hit tomorrow. screencap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj3-xeX0qeo

Bobo are you okay?

>>18463007
>>18463008
Why is my rtx going down

>>18462567
Awesome.

>>18463008
Give me one just fucking reason why Amazon doesn't start delivering all prime deliveries with RTX cruise missiles.

>>18463035
NO IM NOT

Uranium bros, is there gonna be a dip when the news on the fire in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone gets out?

t. UUUU bagholder

>>18463012 (continued)
In stage three, with the market up 30 percent from stage one, a crowd of interested parties ignores the dentist and circles around me all evening. A succession of enthusiastic individuals takes me aside to ask what stocks they should buy. Even the dentist is asking me what stocks he should buy. Everybody at the party has put money into one issue or another, and they’re all discussing what’s happened.
In stage four, once again they’re crowded around me—but this time it’s to tell me what stocks I should buy. Even the dentist has three or four tips, and in the next few days I look up his recommendations in the newspaper and they’ve all gone up. When the neighbors tell me what to buy and then I wish I had taken their advice, it’s a sure sign that the market has reached a top and is due for a tumble.

To all the delusional people in this thread thinking this virus is nothingburger, look at this trend line? Learn epidemiology retards, it's on track to kill everyone.

>>18463027
what happens in the 15 minutes between

>>18463012

OOF OUCH MY BIOTECH

>>18462487
Says increasingly nervous bobo for the fifth time this month.

>>18463027
Oh, goody! Should I add to my SDOW holdings in anticipation of this dump?

>>18462265
I bought more today.

>>18463027
Dumping your cash into the market in 15 minutes? Breaking records tomorrow? Nice just like I thought.

>>18463012
I'm glad this faggot spends all his time at cocktail parties but how the fuck does that help anyone ever? I should just write a fucking stupid book.

>>18463063

>>18463056
>he thinks the virus will cease being infectious if the number of infected go down.

How do you plan on stopping a second wave after you reopen before every single case has been resolved, you fucking retard?

>>18463009
The numbers coming out of China were a joke and we knew we couldn't trust them. We were still understanding the origins, infection pathways, asymptomatic period, severity. We had initial numbers, but it's obvious that they required revision as more data came in. We did not have as much data as we have now, particularly with more realistic case numbers now that we don't have to rely solely on China. The WHO and Western governments were still too slow to act, though.

my nerves can't handle these leveraged ETFs. at least with gambling the roulette wheel spins for less than a minute, but I've been anxious hours now.

>>18463063
Yes, if opinions worked like drugs, taking them as a suppository would be the quickest way to absorb them.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18462765
THEY ADMITTED TO USING LIBERAL METHOD IN THE PRESSER. A PERSON WHO HAS COVID BUT DIES FROM A LADDER FALL SHOULD NOT BE COUNTED

>>18463069
what account are you holding those in

>>18463097
The sun. Retard.

>>18463009
Back in December and January this thing couldn't even spread human to human. It's constantly mutating which is why we have to lock everybody down until it's eradicated.

>>18463112
NOOOOOOOOOO ANON STOP USING CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS WE ALL NEED TO FREAK OUT AND PANIC THE SKY IS FALLING

>>18463112
You seriously don't understand how co-morbidities work. Hint: Flu deaths are counted the same way. Go back to china.

>>18463004
AAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT WAS I THINKIIIING!!!!!

>>18462710
Lol nevermind, already recovered. Talk about V shaped. Probably a fake and gay short attack.

*cough cough*

D-did it end up g-going red in the end?

>>18463123
>Back in December and January this thing couldn't even spread human to human.
filtered

>>18463117
that's my personal account but I'm slowly moving US holdings over to my TFSA

except WealthSimple makes that about as hard as humanly possible

>>18463056
stats and data don't matter. here are the cold facts: this virus is strong enough that it will make the healthcare system of an unprepared country collapse. all countries were right to implement containment measures. now that they have (hopefully) been prepared, we can begin unwinding and we see how it goes. but people who think that we shouldn't have gone into quarantine because stats this and data that are retards.

>>18463037
Volatility of the market. But the longer term projection is upward, anon. Patience is key when trading in the stock market. It's a waiting game. If you want gains sooner, try using options.

>>18463142
>fake and gay

you have to go back

>>18463123
>>couldn't even spread human to human.
It always did. Why did you believe the Chinks? Did you really not understand that the WHO was lying?

>>18463112
if you fall from a ladder and have a heart attack from the shock, did you die from the ladder fall or the heart attack?

>>18463099
That's totally false man. The numbers out of China were WORSE than those out of south korea, japan, hong kong, singapore, and taiwan. Even today they are the worst in Asia. Everything we've learned about the virus has confirmed what we've already know. We aren't dealing with unkowns anymore. There have been no surprises at all.

>>18463151
Feelings matter not facts.
And how rich people react to feelings

>>18463042
I literally can't, fren.

At this rate we're at SPY 300 EOW

Do you honestly believe that is justified?

>>18462608
I'm not necessarily saying this is the case here, but a lot of times when I post about some stock here, I get someone responding to my post with inexplicable bitterness and vitriol. It seems that more often than not, this is a strong buy signal. If, whenever I experienced this posting about some stock on this board, if I immediately called my broker to phone in an order, I would probably have done very well for myself.

>they didn't invest in Costco during the dip
>they didn't invest in toilet paper manufacturers like J&J and P&G
It's like you want to stay poor

>>18463150
Are you moving any US stocks with divs in your TFSA? How hard is it?

Welp, looks like the regularly scheduled 30 min engulfing green candle to close at daily highs

>>18463161
>There have been no surprises at all
>it kills people after they're deemed cured
>cardiac arrest common
what did he mean by this?

market loogin pretty strong, volume is decent. prolly slight pull backs on the way but as the stimuluses kick in and economy reopens it looks strong. eur having a slight bounce. many euro countries central eros and nordics opening economies now. even in italy some shops opening doors. we will see how euro zone deals with mediterranean economies, or if the currency needs to split to to regions

oil starting taking out lows now finally which is good, could push slightly even lower.

>>18463122
>>>it will get better once it gets warmer, trust me
What is this, early February?

>>18463184
$CLX too

>>18463178
Nope is a bubble. Bu it's exactly what happens when you prohibit the market from going down.

>>18463178
>honestly
>justified
these words dont exist in trading. and even less so in this clown market we're in

>>18463097
So the second wave that comes after we open up is going to be worse? With the summer, immunity, awareness, wider availability of testing, improved availability of ppe and treatment? At worst people have to go back into quarantine a few times until we find a system that can keep it contained. With such a pathetic death rate it hardly matters if we just let it play out. The worry was we wouldn't be able to contain it in the first place. We did.

>Everything is still going up
MAKE IT STOP. YOU ALL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE DOING, STOOOOOOOOP! THE WORLD IS GOING TO SHIT, NO ONE IN CHARGE IS OPTIMISTIC OR HANDLING A LOT OF MONEY. WE ARE LITERALLY RALLYING KNOWING FULL WELL IT IS TEMPORARY, LOOK TO THE FUTURE GOD DAMMIT.

>>18463186
you can't actually move stocks on wealthsimple between accounts, you need to sell the stock, wait two days for funds to settle, transfer to your bank account, transfer back to wealthsimple but in the TFSA, and then purchase your stock

hence why I mostly haven't bothered

>>18463176
someday anon, someday...

>>18463178
I'll sell at 295
304 is the (local) top btw

>>18462265
Gotta diversify your energy portfolio, nigga

>>18462296
just buy the producers, refiners, distributers etc. Don't austicially follow the at the moment price

is this bullish?

>>18463123
They thought it spread zoontically and *suspected* *limited* human-to-human transmission. Limited means like SARS and Avian Flu which spread to families and close contacts before dying out. *Sustained* human to human trasmission was established on January 20th. Don't get it twisted, the virus isn't mutating, it just had an unusually long incubation and onset period and it took time to establish many of the facts, which have not changed.

>>18463224
What part of Jerome doesn't allow it to go down do you not understand?

>>18463224
I'm pretty convinced that we're being pumped to trick people into buying at higher prices so larger institutions can liquidate and open up shorts and then let it fall as everyone panics

>>18463215
>With such a pathetic death rate it hardly matters if we just let it play out.
1% CFR is massive, you dolt.

>>18463228
This is dystopian af.

>>18463184
Toilet paper is not something where you use more if you have more, every roll sold now is one they don't sell later. The better play would be something like frozen food where people panic bought then will probably burn through it faster being stuck at home.

>>18463160
>if you fall from a ladder and have a heart attack from the shock, did you die from the ladder fall or the heart attack?
There's a million ways to write the cause of death in that scenario, but the temporal relationship cannot be ignored, and the ladder fall/injuries should be included somehow, either in cause of death, or contributory condition at least. Manner of death would then be accident, not natural, assuming no one pushed the ladder on purpose.
t. forensic pathologist

>>18463150
>buying US stocks in wst
For what reason? Go with ibrk or qt bro.

>>18463241
That kike will roast for crimes against humanity.

>>18463045
Fellow bagholder, averaged down at .90, bought again to day @1.50. Them moving into the REE world is big, so is our aging nuclear arsenal and America First policy.

>>18463090
>In stage four, once again they’re crowded around me—but this time it’s to tell me what stocks I should buy. Even the dentist has three or four tips, and in the next few days I look up his recommendations in the newspaper and they’ve all gone up. When the neighbors tell me what to buy and then I wish I had taken their advice, it’s a sure sign that the market has reached a top and is due for a tumble.

Lynch's point is that you should be going in for your regular 6-month dental examination, so you can know when to sell all your stocks.

>>18463056
god i fuckin hope so so i dont have to do anything with my life ....

OH


BOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I've earned 2.5k on longs today and just swapped into shorts - much smaller volume though, but I still expect the market to correct down before or after closing

i expect S&P to go around 2812/2813 after another bullish wave

>>18463228
Holy fuck that's rad.

>>18463269
>>18463269
>>18463269
new

>>18463215
>immunity
no
>awareness
ok
>testing
tests are ass
>availability of ppe
hopefully
>treatment
nothing too hopeful yet for severe and critical cases

>>18463251
yeah I probably should

>>18463224
>LOOK TO THE FUTURE GOD DAMMIT.
But thats exactly what bulls are doing. In the future this will all be over and people who bought now will have made a good profit.

>>18463228
Amazon replacing the federal government WHEN?

I’m thinking of shorting JP Morgan and Bank of America, anyone else?

>>18463243
Spanish flu had a CFR between 10 and 20 percent. It killed 100 million people. If we shed 1% of mostly crippled boomers and fat people we'll be fine.

Experts prediction worst recession in 100 years and we all here watching tesla double in a matter of days. Is it going back down?

>>18463161
Of course they were worse, and the CCP was under-reporting them. That was the point I was making. And you're right, we aren't dealing with (as many) unknowns anymore. That was the other point I was making. But initially, we were still revising our own estimates because we didn't have enough data and the CCP data wasn't accurately reflecting the extent of the virus. Just because what we now know to be facts turned out to be correct doesn't mean that they couldn't have been wrong hypothesis initially. That was the final point. It took us time to establish them as correct.

>>18463207
Clorox is up $40 since the dip
My man. You will make it.

>>18463246
Wrong. Manufacturers cannot keep up with current demand and that drives up stock value. And this crisis will make people realize how important it is and they will continue to stockpile it for years.

>>18462296
I sold all my oil stonks today. I'll buy back in a week then it's all half-price.

>>18463285
Also you get an unrecoverable 15% withhold on dividends you receive in your TFSA, it's a bit better to do US dividends in an RRSP (though that's minmaxing).

>>18463207
>tfw took profits on 3/4 of my CLX position yesterday
AAAAAAAA HOW COULD I HAVE KNOWN IT HAD ANOTHER 5% PUMP??!!

Should I sell my JPM puts at a small loss.
I don't see it tanking anymore

>>18463242
You're just figuring this out now?

>>18463296
Spanish flu had 2%, you moron. It's 1% for the entire population, not boomers. For boomers it's 5.

>>18463297
It should but with Jerome it's doesn't mean it will.

>>18463296
Don’t forget minorities. Coronachan hates black people.

>>18463296
It had a CFR of like 3. That 10-20 number is wrong but the new york times printed it or something and so now everyone believes it. MEV-1, the virus from the movie contagion had a CFR of 20%

>>18463228

>>18463241
Everything today. The part of 1 cent per share earnings for WFC and JPM's own struggle not scaring people. How Fauci said May reopening is overly optimistic. How JPM CEO said we won't reopen in May, like June, July, or even August. Oil dipping below 20. Gold ATM. Future earnings projected to be just as bad for all companies coming up. Q2 being INFINITELY worse than Q1 already is. Goldman Sachs saying we are looking at a coming recession 4x worse than 2008/9, and unemployment well be WORSE than the great depression. It is an open secret like half of everything will be gone and out of business in coming months, not every business will be saved yet all rise.

All of this today. The talking heads of investing gave up justifying even, now everyone is saying "fundamentals don't exist in this market, so just go with momentum and pray." I have never seen more negative news in one day about our economic outlook, and you are telling me NASDAQ is back to normal and S&P might be at this rate by EOW? This is deeply, disturbingly wrong and if you aren't a bear then idk what to say. We had our rally, it has to be near its end.

What brokerage do you use Anon?

>>18463402
In a normal world this would be an obvious bubble that would pop and the economy would correct itself. But that happened in March, Jerome stopped it and it gave confirmation that bubbles are king and nobody should stop the inflating.

>>18463228
this is fuckin scarry ... ill never buy a single AMZN share because i am too stupid to know when they will get hit with an ANTI TRUST ACT and completely devolved

what are we playing for earnings tmrw?

>>18463430
I trade directly on the NYSE floor, brokers are for fags

>>18463197
What the fuck are you talking about nordic countries are opening, i live in norway and the economy is 90% shut down. sweden is spiraling towards disaster rapidly

>>18463228
Japan promotional stunt?

>>18463436
No bubble lasts forever. It doesn't matter what causes it, like we saw the past few months. As soon as it pops, people will want to take profits and run for the hills. Given what we're going through, I can't imagine that when this continuation of the previous bubble pops (again) it will be any prettier. Everything >>18463402 said is fundamentally correct, even if it's a given that the US economy will recover in time.

wtf was that?

How the fuck do options get priced? I bought an rtx call when there share price was about 64.5, with a premium of 3.55. They crabbed all day, went down to 2.80, then in the end pump they went up to 65.2 and the premium was 3.20

>>18463846
time decay. lrn2read

>>18463402
SPY 325 eom confirmed.

>>18463228
Carrier has arrived

>>18462845
This is shoeshinner giving stock tips level of bad, bull rally till 3100 sp500 then long squeezes all the way to 1600

>>18462862
>people die less because quarantine
>stop quarantine
>people die more
>reinections
>congratz you get to neet it up for 5 more months, try not to fuck it up this time