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/sneed market general/

Savanon, what answer?

>>18460787
My broker won't let me buy 78 /CL contracts wtf

They see me bull'in
They hatin

who /vanguard/ here?

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY HECKIN OILERINOS!

post yfw jerome cancels the recession

Are you watching the dollar? You should be.

Thank you Jerome and Mnuchin.

Everyone is up today and I'm still stuck with my floundering XOM

>>18460787
reminder that investing in nigger incarceration is literally free money

long GEO

How much have you lost on sqqq so far?
I'm almost at $150.

>>18460540
Buy oil or no?

>he thinks it's going to keep going up

>>18460831
Oil bros time will come anon.

okay im just going to stop gambling and hold onto my cash. my mental is fucked, getting out before i lose it all

>>18460848
It just needs to keep going up long enough for me to sell at a profit when the drop comes.

>>18460820
Explain why I should care like I'm retarded because I am

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>>18460831
why the fuck would anyone be holding u.s. based oil companies right now?? why?? just.. fucking WHY?!?!?

What were the earnings reports that came out today like?

>>18460793
cute!

>>18460804
VOO
VYM
VFIFX

reporting

>>18460866
lots of people buy the stuff that won't rebound quickly

What you should be doing is picking the stocks with the highest rate of return over the short term to hit the V recovery and then rotate.

Is anyone still /sqqq/ here?

>>18460867
Shit

>>18460887
i just hopped on.

>>18460867
Very good, thus the rising valuations!

>>18460820
This. Nobody is watching what is happening to their precious Trumpbux

reminder that institutions are waiting until after April 17 (this Friday) to being dumping. This is because the put option volume is staggering and essentially they want the put holders to lose all their money.

>>18460865
Based Embedbro

>>18460820
My funds are eur hedged, friendo
I don't care about your shitcoin

>>18460820
What does this mean?

>>18460908
wasn't this "priced in"

2800, are they on suicide watch?

>>18460885
2020 Returns 450%
Year to date

Is it over? Did I miss out on a chance of a lifetime?

>>18460915
>3 days of ETERNAL BULL
oh god

>>18460883
based Bogle

>>18460866
80% of my portfolio is oil
Don’t come calling when we make it big while the rest of you are doing get quick rich schemes

Can someone explain what is happening?

>>18460848
It was at ATH and it crashed but Jerome came along and wanted to put some inflationary pressure in, everyone took that to mean he's not going to let it crash again and here we are seeing crazy inflationary pressure by the Fed and those people combined so we are going to go up until the Fed decides it must be allowed to go down.

>>18460885
u.s. oil companies need like $40 a barrel just to break even...

buy the actual oil.. not the fucking oil companies.. fuck this thread is stupid sometimes

>>18460864
>>18460919
Hmmmm, looks like a pretty strong correlation between the direction of the market and the direction of the dollar. Why would I want to watch this?

>>18460939
it's basically been since the 2nd

>>18460947
>>18460936
GENERATIONAL BOTTOM

>>18460915
sold my 17/4 put with a huge loss
bought in again 17/6

>>18460949
>sometimes

>>18460866
What oil companies should I be buying then? Or should I just go all in Gazprom?

>>18460949
I leveraged into techs for the rebound

I'd rather leverage and increase risk in a sure bet then touch any of this risky shit reliant on people doing things outside.

Ok my earnings plays did well for today:
$5 profit on both a call and put for APHA, and another broke even. $216 profit from my call on JNJ, and a $42 profit on my WFC put.
What are you guys going to be doing when the rest of the earnings come out?

>>18460947
Trump was really pissed today so he messaged J-Pow to print the shit out of that crisis

many millions of dollars (equivalents of one hamburger) were pumped into the market today

>>18460963
OKE and RTX bros tell me its gonna be alright. Tell me that I am going to have a future with my 1k invested in each.

>>18460947
Think that it's December but now add Jerome promising he won't let it crash ever again. All previous bubbles are inflating like crazy based on that thought, based on the thought that the brrrr meme is reality, scary thing is it might be reality.

>>18460949
>sometimes

fucking oil is raping my portfolio...brutal rape

>>18460820
oh my golly what a happening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18460948
The Fed isn't independent. It will go up until the president decides it must be allowed to go down-- and he won't.

>>18460787
I live in AU, but I want to trade on NASDAQ
Any recommendation for a broker?

>>18460915
you post this every week

what other oil stocks should i buy besides mro and xom

>>18460989
80% OIL
20% RTX
If oil goes any lower
RTX will physically solve the issue

>>18460804
>>18460883
based

>>18460942
oil companies != oil

>>18460887
I have lost 10% of my portfolio atm....I am all in on shorts and reverse indexes. This cannot go on. And if it does, as some anon said in a previous thread "this means stocks are never allowed to go down again thus no reason to short, always buy and take that 30% inflation every recession." So I will just buy in with what I have left and watch it grow sky high because god knows it will never go back down again.

I hope you bulls are happy knowing all your gains will pale in comparison to the falling of the dollar and how everyone who isn't already rich as sin will be poor forever as wages won't rise to cover inflation and jobs will get even more competitive. People have to understand recessions are good things, it keeps the economy honest with highs and lows and when you manipulate it too much the world starts going to shit. I am past my angry bear phase. Now I am just sad that this is the future we chose if things don't go my way. Might as well go full bull with what I can, run it up, and go retire early in a third world shithole before we become a third world shithole.

>>18460798
It's your choice. I'll vote 'for' though. I haven't checked the management all that much, but I am happy with the execution so far. The 1 year open label study is a perfect way to prepare for phase 3, the length and patient number will be enough, and it will be cheap. The off-the-shelf dilution is also a good way to address the money problem. I was afraid of some sudden dilution and dump, but this is as investor friendly as it gets. The other way would be a partnership, but in case the drug works, the gains would be less in the end. Everything is quite comfy, I would say. If only they managed the galt drug as well...

>>18461026
how have you not learned your lesson

>>18460971
>What oil companies should I be buying then
the ones that aren't u.s. based that can actually profit off of oil under $30.. not complicated..

why would you invest in a company that sells a product for a loss?

>>18461019
LCI != $60

>>18460983
RTX is still off its high by a ton. Id go in mor eon RTX if you can

>>18460887
Jumped on today at $14

AMRN to the moon

>>18461026
>Now I am just sad that this is the future we chose if things don't go my way.
you were dumb enough to fight the fed, why would you think you're right about predicting the future in any way?

>>18461026
Wrong month to go short. Mid may is the earliest the drop happens. Bull or crab until then.

Guys this rally can not fucking continue, it is just not possible.

>>18460947
There happens to be more money to be made fleecing shorts at the moment, but it probably won't last too much longer. With each bobo stop loss that gets triggered we are one step closer to a big fall.

>>18461033
Got it. All in Gazprom it is then.

>>18460983
You were literally better off putting $2k into RTX, retard. But it's a safe investment nonetheless.

>>18461054
all time high end of month

>>18461042
Unironically the correct current valuation for RTX is a smidge under $200. Any purchase below this price is a bargain.

>>18461036
it will be

BROS
DO I SELL MSFT WITH A 13.5% PROFIT OR HOLD?

annny day now bobo
keep buying those sqqq cheapies lmao

>>18461026
You are right, but there's no point in being right and poor. 2+2 is 5 in this Satanic shitshow. You have to find a way to use it in the workforce & markets, while holding on to Truth in your inner life.

t. haven't figured it out, FTGE

>>18461054
It is Venezuela did it. When it goes past speculation and into reality that the market can't crash inflation is the only way.

>>18461026
>inflation
The Jack in the Box Dollar menu will always be one dollar

SPCE, we going to space now?
Like WTF, Bulls are that strong?

>>18461026
>the bear capitulated?
>doomp eet.

>>18460866
>WAAAHHHHH IT'S NOT ADD DAY TRADING REEEEEE
nameniggers

>>18461054
It is possible thanks to the Fed. Time to throw away your copy of Intelligent Investor and erase all Buffett lectures about value investing out of your head.

>>18460866
Because I can buy fat stacks of 100 for nothing and sell calls on them forever. 100 dollars prints me 10 dollars a month.

SP500 hitting 3k EOY screencap this

NEW DAILY HIGH

COME OOOOOOOOONNNNNNN

>>18461042
I bought some dumbass call to see if it will go past 70 by friday. It won't but maybe I can sell it tomorrow and make 5 dollars. Or lose 15 dollars. Honestly don't give a fuck anymore. Clown market time to just fuck around and hold cash. Hate you Jerome!

>YCBD

>>18461072
Every meme stock that was a bubble before is going to the moon.

Protip, mondays are always green now, because Daytraders are hounding for cheapies to buy in mass early in the week.

>>18461026
>I hope you bulls are happy knowing all your gains will pale in comparison to the falling of the dollar and how everyone who isn't already rich as sin will be poor forever as wages won't rise to cover inflation and jobs will get even more competitive.
Just hedge with some gold you fucking faggot
jesus christ you act like we're controlling monetary policy and there are no deflationary factors

The fed and the treasury are committed to keeping the recession from becoming a depression. People are just now figuring out the missed the bottom and are FOMOing back in. AND you have bear corpses fueling the bull run.

The road to ATH's is paved with the corpses of bears. They CAUSE the pump.

>>18460949

There is no good way to invest in oil long term without physically holding it in tankers. Heavy contago in the futures absolutely destroy all of the ETFs via roll yield. If you must buy the futures themselves

>>18461028
Is that you, or another SAVA holder?

>There are still posters in this thread that don't have any SNSS.

Up a nickel now. $5 soon.

>>18461026
If this isn't a sell signal I don't know what is.

>>18461065
Nah, MSFT is too big to fall and garanteed to grow for all eternity

>>18461026
Being right at the wrong time is not being right.
I dumped from 500k to 100k because I was SO SURE the market was fucked. Its still fucked, just not when I thought it was. I'm up 25% in the last 3 days because I stopped being such a pig headed bear and decided to play the retarded market while its retarded. I can buy puts when the market is teetering at its high point and make more money than diamond hands people who held for months.

>>18461063
I hope you mean $25 lol. Whatever doesn't matter. I'm sure it will continue to go up.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

FOMO
O
M
O

>>18461095
im not even a bull but if it continues EOW more like it

>>18461028
DU should sell GALT at the end of May. That's the 1 year on the rights offering. So he would get long term gains rates. And campaign cash.

>>18461124
if this isn't a buy signal i don't know what is

When things open back up. Will life go back to normal.

>>18461124
There are no sell signals, it's not allowed to go down.

>>18461026
I am a millennial. I have experienced literally everything getting worse as I continue to exist, and yet I've been able to slowly climb. This is the ocean I fucking swim in at this point. Big fucking woop. I have been living in the sold out to the chinks version of America all my life.

>>18461120
Oh, me but forgot the namefagging

>>18461117
The entire world is buying and hoarding USD, we would be retarded not to print 24/7

>>18461064
Would be nice. I have 2500 shares. Just giving you shit cuz I'm bored.

>>18461061
I don't know what I would sell then to put into RTX. Plus shouldn't we be concerned that the UTX merger had exposed us to the aerospace world with commercial plane systems?

>>18461128
How do you know when its teetering? It should be teetering right now

Should I fomo?
The stocks I want to buy are close to all time high. This shows no signs of stopping

>>18461166
I'm tired of fighting it bro. we're going to be slaves. there's almost no way out.

>Dr. Fauci Says Reopening Economy By May "A Bit Overly Optimistic", Contradicting Trump Again

SO FUCKING BULLISH - Imagine another 3 weeks of lockdown, so bullish for Q2 earnings.

>>18461065

Why ever sell MSFT?

Fuck I hate that orange retard and his tranny boyfriend Jpow...

Need Dow 22k~ to break even...

>>18461051
by what reasoning

>>18461187
buy high sell low

>>18461175
the sooner LCI gets to $60 the sooner I take off my trip... shit is so fucking undervalued.. such a sleeping giant.. so fucking beautiful..

LCI to $60

where do I start if I want to get into options trading (calculators/tools, which underlying, short/medium term)?
arent the premiums rather high during the crab phase?

>>18461189
Take the batpill

>>18461071

Except is literally isn't anymore lol. At least in CA dollar menus don't even exist anymore

LETS

FUCKING

GO

WE ARE GOING TO MOON INTO THE CLOSE IM GONNA

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>18461191
Fuck Fauci, that 80 year old spinster doesn't give a damn about us power projection or the necessity of the economy.

>>18461166
Elysium-style favelas incoming

>>18461065
Never plain sell except if you're daytrading, instead setup your stop loss so you lock in guaranteed profit. The reason this doesn't apply to daytrading is only that you want to really maximize your assets, so you want to reinvest the second you can afford to.

>>18461191
>trump is going to listen to some boomer doctor

>>18461199
based dubs and ID. we could see this shit get smacked (or pumped to the high heavens) in less than two weeks. it's a dice roll.

>>18461191
The market doesn't care. Long BTC and Gold and run for the fucking hills.

>>18461171
My negro.

Hey so what do you guys think of these positions?
Are they very positional?

>>18460947
Honey nothing happening, you just freaked out. Remember when you was little girl ? Not long ago, you need pacifier, so close your eyes get on your knees and open your mouth ..... explain means suggest to imagine, so I explaining as best as I can dear . Maybe is too late for you to catch your luck , but it is not to late to make one old men happy .... =O)

>>18461191
It is. Economy will be still in the red, Powell will still have to brrrr more so people can just pump and dump TSLA for longer.

>>18461166
Ironically it's when enough people feel like you do that things tend to change.

>>18461189
This. We are here to bank roll the boomer's retirement and subsidize the inner city nog. Our reward is to serve China. We are the donkey. The "entitled" me me me donkey.

>>18461123

>>18461198
ARE YOU OK BOBO?

>>18461171
It's hard to get a hold of you, sometimes I'm asking for days or a week before you stop by. Is there any place I could ever contact you when I have a question, like I know Snss anon has stocktwits.

>tfw crypto is a defensive stock now

>>18461191
I'm actually getting mad now. I've made bank on calls so this isn't bitterness. The market needs to go lower. Cheeto Hitler Voldemort Babyhands the Turd should just let it happen or he's going to destroy the american economy.

>>18461249
day of the pillow brother. i will put all of my remaining powder into nursing homes and elderly care if we break S&P 3k. they will rob us blind. it's going to be about 200k per year per adult soon.

>>18461083
No, sorry but I refuse. I will not be bogged by this fucking retard rally. I'm doubling down on puts.

I have confidence in my position, we are crashing before the end of the week. We were overbought yesterday, this is simply lunacy.

me

Should I buy SDOW right now?

>>18461187
Fear of missing out after a 30% run up near all time highs is a great time to get in fellow bullbro.

>>18461032
Because if the lesson is correct then we are all fucked beyond imagination.

>>18461050
Because history repeats itself. If the market and the Fed continue to act this way we have numerous examples of the collapse of countries afterwards and no examples of recovery or prosperity. So take your pick what to bet on breaking, the historical trend of the Fed winning, or the historical trend of countries collapsing? I chose my side, and if neither side is wrong then we are all fucked either way.

>>18461051
Fauci announced today May reopening is too optimisitc. Hedgefund manager survey is overwhemingly pessimistic. Earnings are far worse than anyone predicted. The happening is literally now or never, if this week goes all up it is over and we will have to stare death in the face.

>>18461067
I have not figured out what to do going forward neither.

>>18461071
Noted for the inevitable quest for survival to come.

>>18461215
Watch some YouTube tutorial videos. They’re pretty easy to understand. Premiums are usually low during crab because of low volatility.

Wealthsimple does not list any stock below .50

Nio is trading above 3.00 and cannot be found on platform

Confirmed moon for nio

>YCBD

we are in the ethusiasm/greed phase

peak is still ahead of us - maybe 2026 or 2028 we will see the real crash, but not now

>>18461162
Yeah I just received my free 1200 and already feel like splooging at a fancy restaurant

>>18461215
Don't get into options

More than 10% of American workers have filed for unemployment in just 3 weeks as the coronavirus puts the economy in a deep freeze
wake up

FUCK YOU BULL FAGS. IM SHORTING THIS CLOWN MARKET. SPY 220p 5/15

>>18461277
>Earnings are far worse than anyone predicted
objectively false

>>18461249
Don't forget serving the jew, goyim monkey.

Is it to much to hope they'll send another 2400 check (or 1200 at least) in a few months? What?! So I'm a greedy bastard ok.

>>18461249
Based redpill there anon.

>>18461295
>62% labor force participation rate
>10% unbemployed
we're gonna be 1:1 soon.

>>18461298
would you say that an EPS >70% below "predicted" is not "far worse"?

>>18461224
Honestly researching how much it would cost and the logistics of buying a plot in fuckall nowhere. Building a hobbit home out of scrap materials and just theta ganging for income. It's getting more and more appealing. I would focus on building this, make it a youtube series and once a month go into town to sell my options at starcux and buy food.

>>18461265
right there with you brother

>>18460787
this market is fake and gay until next week
>jews are on vacation

>>18461302
Canada and Australia are getting so much freakin more money its ridiculous. Imagine having a real country.

I pulled everything out, I don’t trust this one bit.

>>18461295
Priced in

imagine if jnug went to $10 anyways haha

>>18461258
>Buying fucktons of dogecoin meme money at 0.0017
>Dumped some at 0.0020 and started placing it into stocks.

Now just hovers between 18-19 and I don't want to the dump the rest.

>>18461319
save me from boomer retirements shlomo, fucking hell.

>>18461057
It's not the shorts

It's everyone eyeing all the cash on the sidelines.

>>18461298
They are actually worse than predicted which in normal times would be a worrying indicator and would trigger Trump tweeting to Powell about how he's going to stuff him in a locker if he doesn't cut rates but people were expecting earnings to be awful this time. So worse that expected is... bad.

>>18461296
We are watching inflation in real time. Are you expecting the bubble to pop and not have Jerome inflate more?

>>18461287
>feel like splooging at a fancy restaurant
surely you mean splurging?
or you have much to teach me

>>18461275
>>18461267
>>18461285
>>18461296

Soon, fellow bobos.

Virus is cured, bears can go home.

>Bought a call a low
>Select limit instead of stop limit
>Lose 1 dollar per call instead of gaining 3k in the last couple of hours
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18461345
we're not, there's no spending.
>t. bobro

You okay oilbros?

GUYS GUYS GUYS

>YCBD

>>18461352
Dr. Powell did it!

>>18461326
based and impending global depression pilled

so when do we jump into oil?

>>18461295
and that's a good thing. Really though, the reaction to rona was way overblown outside of NYC
My state is planning on opening everything back up by the first week of may, our hospital system was told we could start scheduling elective surgeries and face to face meetings for that week and we got the go ahead to dismantle our "emergency beds" that never saw a single patient

>>18460942
I wonder if you are aware about oil hoax? It is all fake , but who cares as long as everyone makes money... that what we make stories for. Shalom

>>18461326
yeah, I lost money too. Don't worry brokefrend

>>18461348
Puts are expensive as shit rn.

>>18461375
about three weeks ago

>>18461153
About time. The way they did their short pr series is even more suspect than before. It's really like they don't care about the share price at all, and just wanted to make the first Google searches on the company seem less of a failure. Then there is DU exercising his underwater options, but not buying. It's either a buyout or he is a troll

>>18461377
which state, i don't think NJ has anything yet.

>>18461333
Haha imagine that. the retard rollercoaster going to 10 dollars lol. that's never be me... unless?

>>18461361
Yes and no I dont know if i should dump my RDS.B for 10 dollar gains and throw my money into furthering my rtx position.

>>18461348
can you link where you found this?

>>18461295
If you can't beat the clown market, join it.

>>18461333

I pulled at 7.70.

People really thought it was going to the moon. Green day.

>>18461117
>The road to ATH's is paved with the corpses of bears

>>18461298
No it isn't. Bank earnings were a disaster and just 3 weeks of lockdown made JPM and Fargo drop profits by 60%-80%. Imagine the Q2 earning results and then imagine another 3 weeks of lockdown too. RIP

>>18461346
>he doesn't splooge at fancy restaurance
ngmi

>>18461345
>inflation
the whole point of jerome is for disinflation

>crab market

>>18461390
Michigan
word is that school is set to resume back up on May 10th, but detroit schools will remain closed

>>18461375
its the same price it was at the bottom

>>18460866
People still using that trip? TOPKEK

>>18461416
Get snibbed on. Buy more of my options goy, you can make it all back!

>>18461397
https://money.cnn.com/data/fear-and-greed/

Is GUSH still being memed on here or no?

>>18461411
its true. if youre not banging the waitress in the basement at 21 have you really made it?

>>18461400
I'm holding calls

Is it time for a cheeky afternoon nap, lads?

>>18461345
You mean we are in a maximum deflation phase right now.

I am starting to understand why this is a clown market.

>>18461429

What a shame. Corona needs to clean that city up.

>>18461414
When we were deflating he printend now everyone trusts him and changed sides. So he's inflating and people are helping. If he stops now it's very likely we keep going up anyway because that's how sentiment works. Monkey see monkey do.

>>18461429
Sounds right. Problem areas and "breakout zones" will be tightly managed, while areas that aren't at a high risk for surge will open up. I'm not sure if this is wise. NJ will then likely be closed for another month.

when was his dip?

>>18461377
You guys are retards man. It's not fake you just stopped it from spreading. It exploded everywhere that didn't lockdown.

>>18461387
They don't seem to care about advancing at all. Makes me think a deal has been in the works for a while and getting the adaptive trial underway is all they need to do.

It's definitely bizarre. He sinks a lot of money in, no one is directly buying, and long periods of no updates. The last quarter update was pathetic.

>>18461465
people are completely unaware of how infectious this is. it will find the vulnerable if things are opened.

>>18461465
What about Sweden tho

>>18461365
what about it...

I think I'm gonna fomo.
Anyone think Bilibili is going up from here?
it's almost at the top again

>>18461384
I broke a little above even amidst some high highs and low lows, I just don’t understand where this is going and I’d rather stay out of it for now.

>>18461487
it might, but so might sickle cell or the common cold

>>18461390
I don't get why any non-public transit heavy state city would even need to do anything beyond "boomers and people with lung shit stay home"

>>18461487
I'm starting to think most Americans just don't care at this point and will shrug off the new outbreaks right up until someone they know dies, at which point they will blame China.

>>18461256
Sorry about that, threads were too fast for me during the crash. I'll set up some email in a minute.

>>18461505
hopefully the hospitals have gotten their ducks in line to handle the logistics

>>18461516
NJ has a decent amount of public transit, it's also far too dense.

>>18461523
they don't understand what they're being told. you're absolutely right that they won't give a shit until someone they know or someone close to them knows someone who died.

>>18461324
>imagine believing that level of inflation is worth it

>>18461491
doing great

We've been preaching doom for 2020 for a while now due to systemic flaws within the market due to correct. A happening was the catalyst for that correction and we are now in a rally before the real hurt. Surely everybody agreed that a correction was due 2020-2021. Anybody can see that stocks are linked to economic performance, corona virus shut downs have gutted the economy by at least 30%. The only points to argue are how fast the recovery will be? Are we going to plummet 30-35% and see recovery by the end of the year or are we dragging it out another year or more? I'm holding at the moment which is stressing me the fuck out because all signs point to being able to buy back in Q3 at a significant discount even if I sell now, currently down 10% on initial investment, 43% on ath.

why do you guys even care if the fed inflates the us economy into irrelevancy? just ride the wave up, get enough to retire, then cash out and move to Thailand or some shit

>>18461523

Honestly sounds like a positive outcome for this country as a whole. We need more people blaming China. China doesn't get blamed enough for everything they do and they have lackeys in our media. Imagine if we'd turned a complete blind eye to the USSR.

>>18461494
;)

>>18461026
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

COPE SEETHE AND DILATE BEARKEK

>>18461547
Yea I live here, I'm saying outside of these states. My subway is shoulder to shoulder on normal days

>>18461487
>That moment when it's not even a weeks worth of the average deaths or flu deaths
>That moment when they admit to counting deaths liberally in the presser inflating the number
>That moment when hospitals receive money for covid patients and pressure doctors to lie on death certificates and put covid down

>>18461563
literally peaking. Didn't even have to shut down their economy

>>18461461
when he dies
and that is something we all will face

Investing Is Dead: World's Largest Asset Manager Says "We'll Just Buy Whatever Central Banks Are Buying"

https://twitter.com/freezerohedge/status/1250124585535594497?s=20

>>18461377
>Really though, the reaction to rona was way overblown outside of NYC
You fucking moron. Why do so few people understand how infectious diseases work?

>>18461026
I can't believe how stupid some of you are on here. You can literally learn EVERYTHING you need to know about economics and finance from a MOOC. Jesus. How do you not know the difference between nominal and real price? I learned that shit in high school. FUCK YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID YOU DONT DESERVE TO HAVE MONEY

>>18461563
lmao

>>18461587
>not a single day with a decrease in cases
>peaking

>>18461461
Obviously between the age of 43-44, now that's a bad fucking year right there. Also
>26, 140k
I'm 27 and my net worth is around 170k, so I will be a millionaire in 3 years.. can't wait

>>18461547
>>18461516
Also a lot of people from north Jersey also commute into NYC and bring it back home from the locals

Since we live in a clown market where stonks only go up. I just bought deep ITM SPY and QQQ calls and I'm already up 8% and 7% respectively. LMAO

>>18461593
>We'll Just Buy Whatever Central Banks Are Buying"

why? arent the feds buying a lot of junk?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Red pill me on if I were to buy AMD 60c 4/17

>>18461575
I don't know what that means, but I'll buy 5,000 shares.

>>18461593
Four-year business and finance degrees will now be compressed to

>Econ 101
>Okay folks rule #1, do what the Fed does
>Congrats to our new graduates!!!

>>18461587
How do you know when is the peak? How do you stop the virus from spreading?

>>18461612
Buying dirt cheap junk assets that'll moon thanks to the Fed, yes

>>18461586
>believing there is any good data except for deaths and admissions
just look at China and Italy. it has nothing to do with what we call it. It matters that we have the capacity to handle whatever is coming and that people admitted aren't going to die from any of the above.

>>18461608
I quit doing that years ago. what a fucking hellhole and commute. they will be relieved by death, kek.

>>18461571
Every day I'm becoming more of a Zeihanist. Oil instability abroad, the breakdown of globalization, China getting goatfucked, it's all coming together. He says the long term play will be US manufacturing fed by shale oil and I'm inclined to believe that too.

>>18461547
My 89 year old grandmother survived it. Up here in WA. No medication given to her either. Doubt you know anybody.

>>18461461
>lost almost half of wealth at 43
he's a champ for not killing himself desu.

>>18461630
My econ program was pretty much all Austrian theory so it's no wonder I'll be poor forever

>>18461644
nope, i just know that my career is getting fucked up and that whatever approach is taken should be done right. We're doing lockdown and normies are out and about like normal. who knows.

>>18461643

People are going to be searching for culprits once this shit settles down and the economy is in the muck and China/globalism aren't going to be able to hide for much longer.

KEEP CLIMBING

HOLY SHIT THE WORLD IS SAVED THE RECESSION IS OVER

BOBO

BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT

>>18461644
Enjoy your lung herpes. Also SARS-CoV2 attacks T Cells. It's literally airborne aids. 70% of SARS1 survivors had lasting lung damage. Go get infected, you fucking moron.

>>18460915
No, you fake guru, It is RSI indicator peaks in a few days which is marking of the top of the wave
I already sell today and tomorrow will sell even more and when it will turn down I will buy every day . Just think a bit if you buy every day of the year when it is (-)and sell every + then you have every time to sell with profit because there is more bull days per year Now if you buy in increasing sequence then your middle purchase value close to the bottom and sell to the top and you turn in to profit every single wiggle up or down . When you do it correct it is boring , and if it is not boring then you do something wrong based on emotions or media swindle.

>>18461637
Italy admitted to over counting covid deaths by up to 80% as a primary cod. Chinks lied, but so do we on how we count.

>>18461608
I know. I live in Jersey City Pajeet, poo in the loo Ameristan. Almost everyone here works in that piss soaked island of Manhattan. Including me. God I fucking hate it. I also hate Jersey City. Nobody picks up their dogs shit, and Pajeets love dirty, trash ridden sidewalks. Also Pajeets try to scam constatnly and you can't trust any grocery store here. They like to sell expired food. So I go to trader joes.

>>18461667
>dude trust me

holy shits its really going to 30k isn't it?

>>18461637
unless you're making massive cash in a job that requires you to be there in person, it's just better to move.

>>18460787
GAMESTOP IS READY FOR HIS RUN AT THE STRAP WE NEED TO PUT HIM OVER STRONG BROTHER

>oH No bEars We GoT tO coCKy

>>18461658
Luckily I'm essential, but work at the airport so ground zero for travel.

>>18461627
i just heard from a friend that heard from a friend that heard from a freind that heard from a friend that heard from their dads friend that heard from their friend that heard through their sons friend that heard from their friend that heard through their grandpas friend

I bought into MRO., marathon oil. I think they and RDSB stand the best to recover?

>>18461256
Ok, savato200 gmail, if I am needed.

>>18461593
So they'll buy bonds and some junk bonds?

Brainlet here. Why is Amazon performing so well? Is it because it's not affected as much by Corona as other companies?

>>18461683
Are you the SeaTac bro?

>OIL
UHHH

I think I'm gonna do ETrade's live options workshop. Maybe if I shmooze up enough to the Jews they'll let me in on a few trading tips.

RTX TO THE MOON PLEASE

>>18461675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9wbb0FN6sM

MSFT JUST KEEPS GOING UP

>>18461692
a little late friendo

i thought oil was tied to USA stocks?
what happened ?

>>18461117
Exactly. Had hoarded shares of gold and silver mines and im up on both. People need to learn not to dump it all into 1 meme stock.

Rate my portlolio, I'm a noob just following in the footsteps of giants. Am I in for massove 2021 gains?

oilbros how are ya holding up?

>>18461704
Everything to the moon, the memeier it is the higher it will go.

>>18461693

the demand for their products went UP after wu-flu started.

>>18461716

>>18461724
You should have gotten KO for the dibbies

>>18461669
>cod
it doesn't matter what the cause of death is - stated above. We don't want to count the tests because they fucking suck. we need to count admissions and deaths of any form, especially respiratory. the data is all horrible, but we can at least flatten le curve. people recognized that a surge fucked up the operations of the hospitals that were caught unprepared abroad and actions were taken to mitigate the issue. Assuming we stay on course, until we know more about corona, we will need to continue gradually opening. very gradually.

>>18461683
stay healthy friend

>>18461693
They are probably making more money now than they did in january due to everyone shopping from home

>>18461725
AAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18461726
GALT to $60

>>18461440
Holy dogshit, something at cnn that isn’t objectively and frothlingly partisan?

>massive call buys lately
>that means market makers are writing tons of calls
I follow the market makers, so honestly this is an indication that shit is going down soon, they won't just dish out tons of calls just for them to expire in the money and bankrupt them.

We are going the fuck down.

>>18461008
Interactive Brokers Australia

>>18461724
you're in for a world of pain and loss
get ready for despair

>>18461758

money.cnn is good

>>18461758
Financial news is somehow the least cucked. I remember when back in 2012 Forbes was the only non SJW place to get vidja industry news from.

>>18461693
Nothing to do at home other than shop on Amazon/Walmart, watch Netflix, and exercise on your Peloton.

>>18460838
What’d you buy at? Thinking about getting in on this

>all my puts crash to the ground
>earn triple what my puts would of printed by just betting we'd rise 2% every 2 days
CLOWN MARKET C L O W N M A R K E T

>>18461761
This week or next week?

>>18461761
Shut the fuck up Bobo

>>18461725
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18461324
Enjoy your psychotic taxes and $9 corn dog, faggot.

>>18461698
Yep have to go back tonight

>>18461687
Thanks friend!

>>18460856
Buy

i told you to sell all oil right now yesterday... did you listen????

>>18461725
Pretty ok considering I bought 3 weeks ago.

>>18461725

i don't know anymore. but i do know APA is holding 7.80 well right now, but if it busts below that i'm jumping ship

>>18461823
>not selling after trump tweet

Dow is going back to prelockdown numbers before the lockdown ends and months from complete loosening of restrictions. Bullish?

>>18461285
You retard. We are in the "return to normal"

Holy fuck are you dumb.

>>18461850
yes

pent up demand, low rates, liquidity up the wazoo

new bull market is here bros

God damn I fucking hate that pattern day trading rule. It loses me so much money. I have 3x the amount of options I want and now I have no choice but to hold them till tomorrow. Wanted to take a measured risk and now I'm at huge risk. Fucking assholes. Rich guys get to do whatever they want fuck my 8 ways to sunday and do 1000x trades a second and I can't just trade twice a day?

>>18461829
Going to dump APA tomorrow.

>>18461850
do you even have to ask? of course. bullish, priced in, etc.

>>18461840
I did sell some though. Made good money and going long for the rest of what I bought.

This market does not seem to be adequate right now. What are we even pricing in right now? Infinite Fed money?

>>18461868
>pent up demand
for what, outback steakhouse? cruises?

>>18461396
should I go for b or a?

>>18461850
Jerome's gift to the world a market that isn't allowed to go down.

>>18461872
how about don't enter risky positions if you can't keep above 25k to close them faggot

>>18461889
Where do you live?

>>18461173
>>18461722
Yes and yes but not silver. Silver is a meme. It'll pump a little when gold does but then dump. It's the shitcoin of the PM world. There's no substitute for gold.

>>18461872
>$25k
>rich

If you can’t swing trade your way to a $25k folio you don’t deserve to day trade.

>>18461872
Thank Elizabeth Warren.

>>18461872
whats wrong with getting labelled a day trader as business?

>>18461857
Wait? You mean everybody is going to go back to work, and things are going to be they way they were before? I'm worried about the buffets. Like what are they going to do about buffets? It's like you're going to have to have an employee load up all the plates behind a sneeze guard and then hand you the plate through a slot so people don't all use the same utensils.

>>18461905
US

>Gold planting a flag on the moon
>unemployment setting records
>banks making record losses
>oil sinking
>stock market RALLYYYYYYYYY

Bubble pop soon, fellow SPXS and SQQQ bros. Bobo will have his day...

>JPMorgan, Goldman Sachs and Citigroup >JPMorgan, Goldman Sachs and Citigroup

Anyone else tempted? Now that the fed is backstopping those loans...

>>18461919
B

I go all in on SSO or SPXL now, right?

AMD

$50
>$50
$50
>$50

>>18461649
Then fucking tripled it by three years later.

>>18461787
Thats why I switch to deep ITM calls, now Im up 6% just today. This stupid fucking clown market.

>>18461921
FUCK actually Wells though... 6% yield??

Bonds are not supposed to be this volatile

>>18461926
Whoops, $55.00

>>18461926
ATH for AMD soon.

>>18461920
bubble pop already happened
the can has already been kicked
the virus was the excuse they needed

>>18461872
If you don't have 25k you shouldn't be risking your money lmao

>>18461920
I just doubled down on an overleveraged gold long.

>>18461868
>pent up demand
This has got to be the worst of the meme phrases to come out apart from "priced in." The median US household income is $65k or so. A disproportionate number of American households live paycheck to paycheck. Unemployment is at record levels, and with that comes loss of income, even with Fed stimulus. People are going to be paying off their building debts before they can ever consider releasing all of that "pent up demand."

>>18461904
Unintentionally filled the same position 3x because of robinhood's interface. My fault, I guess. This rule shouldn't exist it ONLY has ever increased investor risk. There is no point but to trap retail investors into positions they don't want to hold while warding them away from taking advantage of intraday trades.

>>18461961
Damn, 13x goldbro still making it.

>>18461888
yes

dude I'm 25 and literally all my friends are booking cheap flights and making plans for post-corona

there are more Millenials than boomers currently and we're entering our prime earning years

if you honestly don't believe there is demand and spending on the horizon then go ahead and sell and watch me be right

not my oilerinos :(

>>18461959
I have 25k but not in this account. I won't go bankrupt for this but I could lose 3x amount that I wanted to risk. It's a bad reg.

>>18461586
Instead of the potentially misleading figures given here they've started using averages. So for the last 5 decades we've never historically seen more than 10k average deaths TOTAL for the week just gone by. This year it was 16k. You can argue all day about the validity of hospital numbers based on confirmed cases or admissions etc, but total deaths in the population against historical average is good enough for me, it is killing people. Worst is that these figures are delayed, so last week is really death certificates written for deaths about the end of March so I'd expect this figure to climb and climb until we are a few weeks after the peak. Also irrespective of what coverage you hear or see it is tearing through old peoples homes. The default line is they were going to die anyway, sure yeah, your average 80-90 year old likely has a chance of death approaching 60% each year anyway, but 3 people I know have lost grandparents to it last week. Also lost a friend (39) last week as well.

>>18461968
>People are going to be paying off their building debts before they can ever consider releasing all of that "pent up demand."
I have almost no faith in them doing this.

>>18461961
I'd have taken some profits here. Look Jack, this whole fucking market is going to start tanking before the week and this is going to cause the dollar to moon and shiny rocks to go back down a bit.

>>18461976
I sold too soon, bought back in this time with 15x leverage. As long as the daily RSI isn't way overbought I'm holding.

>>18461989
I thought X and Millennials were staying home? We're such a lost cause.

>>18461989
yeah but all your friends are faggots who dont understand that our economy is 70% services. gotta get 5 massages to make up for all that pent up demand

>>18462011
I hope it fucking tanks. I'm still bagholding my deep OTM puts I bought at the """botttom""". My gold gamble is just to cope with my anger.

>>18462001
>I could lose 3x amount that I wanted to risk
>I have 3x the options I want
Who bought you the extra options?

>>18461915
If I'm labeled as a pattern day trader I can't trade anything for 90 days. I actually am allowed one more trade this week but I'm not going to use it to sell these options because I can use it somewhere else better.

Make me a new bread you lazy faggots

I sold my AMD shares to buy into BP because "oil was gonna moon". FUCK ME I'M SO RETARDED

>>18460915
Immaculate understanding of the true fundamentals of the market

>I can only do nofap two days before I start to go crazy

>>18462040
Accidentally bought them because Robinhood is very slow to confirm, cancel and fill trades sometimes.

>>18461684
What did you hear??? What did they say??? You've gotta tell me!

>>18462065
That's because you're on your computer 24/7

>>18461989
Millennials as a generation have the lowest wealth accumulation. Do you think we move the economy?

>>18462008
Normally, I would agree with you. Broadly speaking, people are terrible with saving, which is why they live paycheck to paycheck. But, in this instance it is a matter of paying of their debts or not having a house to live in, food to eat, a car to drive, etc. These are going to be debts that people and businesses will have to pay before returning to normal consumption patterns.

What’s it mean when the candle starts above the top of the last candle? Should I just take my profits or what?

>>18462094
I realized this but my internet addiction is even worse.

>>18461909
No, fuck you. The deck is stacked against the little guy here, daytrading is god damn fucking easy in this market, but paper trading doesn't make a profit even if you can show "wow, look at all this fucking money" it is. A fucking chimp can make money in this market daytrading, but day by day predictions? Gtfo, pure gambling there.

>>18461920
Oil dipping below 20 dollars and gold at ATH should be the biggest redflag one can raise, but fuck if this market cares. We hit 600 DOW same time oil dipped to 19.96.

>>18461959
>You shouldn't be "risking" your money goy, not when you can tie it up in one of our (((mutual funds))) and get penalized if you want to actually use it yourself. Ignore that the market outperforms them, fuck you, you aren't allowed to invest.

Nothing but the worst of news and indicators all day and looking into the future. I know people told me otherwise in the thread already. but fuck going bull right now. I hope you all get greeted by circuit breaker tomorrow and lose every bit of gains you all got, because this is too much greed by a mile. Fuck going in now, if you were in at the start nice, you will make money even if sell-off begins. But fuck going long only to see the next day be the day.

>>18462061
>selling anything during the days of Jerome

>>18462100
yes with our spending not wealth

although some of us are building wealth and not spending it on anime pillows like you

fuck i have to buy before close and its not going down.

>>18462015
RSI is garbage desu senpai. If I'm using 10 metrics (in fact I stay with 3: 2 plays on different timeframes plus MA) to make a decision in order of importance, RSI is always last. An additional, slower MA is almost always a better indicator than RSI.

Tesla is DEAD

>>18462034
I'm just fucking pissed off that Pence's 30-days to slow the spread is working and has saved millions of lives. I wanted a shit load of cheap real estate to flood the market and crash property prices so I could snag a couple cheapies.

>>18460949
Says the guy thats down like 30k in LCI

>>18462131
but it keeps going

>>18462132
the tightening loan requirements and precarious financial situation will pull this shit out from under the sellers. banks are the last enemy here.

>>18462069
>using Robinhood
>accidentally
you deserve it. Also, you should email your local/state Rep. regarding the pattern day trading rule. No one here is going to help you

>>18462136
nice argument, nigger

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I BUY CROX
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>set stop loss
>stop loss triggers
>stock goes back up

>>18462107
This pattern is 3 white soldiers, it's bullish. You should observe a failed sell setup on a faster timeframe. If you have this, it's moon mission time.

Guys, I'm ruined.

>>18462169
You can reenter at the same exact position as before when that happens, and there's a very high chance your bet will be correct.

>>18462169
Stop losses are how you get jew'd by SL hunters.

>>18462156
newfag here. Why does Robinhood stop you from day trading on their app?

>>18461782
Same. You know shit is fucked when you're getting the only decent video game coverage from Forbes.

i got DD for a new thread.

>>18462169
Buy options. Guaranteed limit on risk.

This whole thing seems unstable, EOD dump possible?

>>18462169
>set trailing stop loss at 1%
>make yuge gains every time all the time
its that simple friend

>>18461601
Why do so few people understand how to analyze data to recognize that even without quarantine, this was a nothingburger. Big numbers aren't so big when yo actually analyze them with context and do the math of how many people actually become seriously affected.

>>18461975
You can thank that stupid bitch elizabeth warren

>>18462211
who knows, we might pump to S&P 2900.

>watching the charts
>"if it goes below this line, it'll be a big sell indicator"
>SUDDEN GREEN DILDO

I love how this happens all the time.

>>18462198
Remember when the "culture war" was just /v/ laughing at Kotaku articles?

>>18462195
SEC regulations. You CAN do it, but it will result in your being banned from trading for 90 days and you have to beg Robinhood to let you trade again.

>>18462195
they don't. It's just a shit app. the Pattern Day Trading rule is implemented across all brokerages

>>18462241
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>>18462241
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>>18462241
>>18462241
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>>18462241
>>18462241

new

>>18462241
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>>18462241

pretty sure it will end like the last few days
big dildos that negate themselves

>>18462115
Same

>>18462219
why do so many people fixate on death and infections when they should be considering the impact of a month long shut down?

>>18462219
You're a fucking idiot.

>reinfection may be possible
>damages t cells
>life long lung damage
>gigantic R0 of 3 or above
>14 day incubation period
>infectious within that period
>no immunity in population, without lock-down it would spread to 70% of the population
>1% CFR

Do you want tens of millions dead and billions with irreversible lung damage? Go die in a fire, you chink shill.

>>18462286
kys doomer

>>18462286
Everything you said is wrong. Congratulations.

>>18462061
> selling before we get TSMC's earnings

You deserve everything you got since you didn't trust in Mommy Su.

>>18462124
>ad hom
Cool story bro.

>>18462219
The initial severity for most demographics wasn't as large an issue as the infection rate. That combined with the long asymptomatic infectious period and its ability to tie up hospital beds with people who had underlying health conditions on top of their 'rona had the health system worried. Not to mention that it was a new virus mutation that we only had some familiarity with through SARS/MERS, and we were unsure of its ability to mutate further. And we naturally had no immunity as of yet for that reason, nor any idea of the long-term health impacts following recovery. There were reasons that precautions were necessary. Stop kidding yourself thinking that it was worth the risk of calling it just another flu.

>>18462286
Don't waste your time on them

>>18462267
Can't make money if you're dead.

>>18462358
Says the person that is shit at math and got exposed. Take the L u fucking faggots