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I honestly dont know why biz loves chainlink. It's just a price tracker. Can anyone pls explain?

>> No.18459531
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>>18459490
To distract you from the real missing "chain link"

>> No.18460068

>>18459490
bump

>> No.18460098

i can explain, linkies are fucking retarded, and mostly newfags, that's why they are called linktards

>> No.18460172

>>18459490
i can but i wont. biz is infested with shitbrains who need to die.

>> No.18460224

>>18459490
the tech is garbage and the use-cases make no sense, but the memes are really good.

>> No.18460398

>>18460172
please do I really dont get it, all I see is partnerships with people that want to track prices

>> No.18461073
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>>18459490
Is there any better? I made a promise not to wash until staking. I seeded myself with psilocybin spores and now have growths all over me. They've burrowed into my blood. Into my brain. I'm in a constant state of extreme agony and glorious clairvoyance. The mycelium chews at my flesh and rewards with visions more real than the air you breathe. Chainlink has already reached $1000, it has always reached it. Time is just sinking round and round to that inevitable point and you are scrambling at the sides trying to climb out, but my mushrooms will have you in time.

>> No.18462143
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>>18460398
Because its not just price tracker fucking retard

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- Have you managed to find a job, dear?
- No, mum, cryptospace goes beyond SSJ4IR this year, possibly even TONIGHT.
- But didn't you tell the same about weird dystrophic russian boy back in 2017?
- Mum, it's the key partnership for the token I always mumble about. It is 100% not scammy one!
- Oh, don't worry dear, daddy and I always believe in you. What's the company name?
- Cypherium... yeah, it's Cypherium.

>> No.18462181

>>18459490
They love it because it's vaporware with 0 users and lots of partnerships.

>> No.18462310

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!
THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!
VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!
EVERYTHING IS ENERGY AND VIBRATION
ATTUNE YOUR VIBRATIONS TO MATCH THAT OF MONEY AND IT WILL FLOW TO YOU

>> No.18462363

>>18459490
Because this place is infested with penny traders trying to pump shit stocks, in order make 100 bucks off of a 50 dollar investment after a month of shitposting. And probably shit tier brokers doing the same thing. They know that day traders are subject to delusional bullshit and will celebrate making 200 bucks in a week by running up a 150 dollar bar tab and doing it all over again.

>> No.18462384

>>18462143
pls explsin what else does it do.

>> No.18462410

We're all reclusive autists who feel a sense of comradary by getting involved in the same crypto cult

>> No.18462415

>>18462384
Google "blockchain is a solution looking for a problem."

>> No.18462471

>>18462415
>blockchain is a solution looking for a problem
"No, "Blockchain" is not a solution looking for a problem ..."

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>>18459490
Missing this one for ZANO

>> No.18462577

>>18462310
MASSIVE SELL SIGNAL
and huge faggot

>> No.18462696

>>18459490
link, for a lack of a better word, is good. Link is right, link works. link clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the economic spirit. Link, in all of its forms, link for data, for staking, for penalties, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And link, you mark my words, will not only save all linkies, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much.

>> No.18462832

>>18462310
You are a MANIAC