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/biz/ I'm worried that I'm going to be evicted. I've looked ahead at my finances & I'll be able to pay my May 1st rent luckily. HOWEVER I'll only be able to tip my landlord about 6.5%-8.5% so I'm afraid he's going to get super pissed at me.

Does anyone have a market suggestion so that I can make enough to tip him the usual 20%?

>> No.18457426

Blowjobs work as tips as well
pay in kindness

I just tipped my landlord, he was super happy because others are refusing to pay, let alone tip

>> No.18457428

>>18457390
Pimp out your mom.

>> No.18457469

If you're a renter worried about not being able to pay rent, here's some advice: just rely on your savings. Tap into that rainy day fund. Borrow money off your parents. Sell your iPhone. You really should have planned ahead for something like this.

It's not too late to go back to school to learn a trade, either. Apply yourself. Print some resumes and hand them out.

>> No.18457494

>>18457426
Good on you, I wish I could say the same.
I just feel bad for him ya know?
Since so many of us in the building lost our jobs, he's only getting rent now and probably making almost nothing from tips.

>> No.18457513

Plz explain to a non burguer wtf is tipping your landlord... shit sounds jewtarded

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>>18457513
You serious? You don't know what tipping is?
Tipping is:
>to give (someone) a sum of money as a way of rewarding them for their services.

For example when you go to a restaurant and have good service you tip about 18%-20% of your bill to the server if the service was good. Same thing with landlords, it is expected that you tip them 18%-20% of your rent if they provided good service for the month (i.e. no power outages, timely maintenance when requested, etc). I generally give 20% because my landlord is very good.

>> No.18457815

>>18457650
Thanks anón. Either way as a non burguer tipping your landlord seem surreal, it Would be normal to tip Waitress or camwhores tho

>> No.18457950

>>18457815
normal to tip a waitress, yes
normal to tip camwhores, no

I've never tipped a camwhore in my life. I was talking about this the other day with my friends and they all don't either. We feel like since she is providing a service that isn't in person that doesn't deserve a tip.

>> No.18458950

Yeah I won't be able to tip my usual 15% either

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>>18457390

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Landlord here, due to the lack of tip income I was expecting I'm not going to be able to pay my handyman or property manager. Planning on letting them go today.

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>>18459589
based, my landlord is just like you!

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>>18457426
>>18457428
>>18457469
>>18457494
>>18457513
>>18457815
>>18458950
>>18459553
>>18459589
FUCK FUCK FUCK MY LANDLORD TOLD ME IF I DON'T TIP I WON'T RECEIVE ANY EXTRA SERVICES LIKE ELECTRICITY, WATER, TRASH REMOVAL, AND WIFI