/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18455890

Today is the day we crush the bears. Hey bears, liquidate or kys.

I went all in on SPXS @ 13.40

Should I neck myself?

>GME

>>18455617
im such a pussy...fuck

>BAM
>NET
>RTX

Invest in these if you want to be rich.

>>18455890
>>18455902


Neck yourselves manchildren

Why is the ftse being such a faggot today

>>18455911
It seems in the end, the stonks really does only go up

SO MANY BULLISH EARNINGS

Have you seen JPMG and Fargo? This was srly a nothingburger, understandable why futures are already up 2%

loaded on KO 4/17 $48.5p lets go

>>18455926
I approve this message

>>18455926
anime website cuck

*sip*

>>18455921
I have BEP but not BAM. It's been good so far but will I make it?

>>18455911
>tfw waiting for SPY290 to cashout/dump my 401k
GREEN DAY LETSGO BOYS!

>>18455926
NO

Taiwan is the real China and anyone who says different is a CCP plant

Green...

Why?

Considerinf selling off more of my profitable positions. Markets too unstable for me to consider holding some of these too long.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/why-the-stock-market-is-nowhere-near-a-bottom-and-investors-can-expect-a-massive-hit-2020-04-13
>Strategist sees S&P 500 tumbling to as low as 1,275 before a bull market can resume
how delusional is he?
are they trying to fearmonger again?

I think boomer rocks are pretty meme but I am legit thinking about getting this. It's just so perfect for this shitfest of a year

>>18455943
Doesn't change the fact that you're a manchild and should neck yourself.

>>18455934
JPMG was less than expected, though credit losses were less also.

>>18455951
Talk is cheap

>>18455943

>elon asks for cheaper renties
>up 7% premarket

based elon
>mfw up 10k on tsla

>Futures broke the range

ANYBODY GOT THE BALLS TO TOUCH GAMESTOP??

imagine freaking out and selling your positions due to the fucking flu lmao

>>18455957
anime website cuck

>>18455943

>>18455969
I touched it at $2.77
I am afraid now.

also fugg >>18455963
for >>18455926

what ta fuck? Why do you boring faggots keep making these threads? nobody is in stocks anymore old man, it's Crypto (spesifically LINK) that's all the rage for true money makers. Stocks is like watching paint dry.

>>18455934
Why the fuck isn’t market crashing like everyone here said it would???

>>18455974
Smells like out of board shitposter
Post your positions

>>18455955
It's around $117 on ebay for batboi. Got one coming next week

>>18455951
Taiwan is cool

>>18455966
2800 party forever
2800 party never ends

Imagine thinking Taiwan isn't a country.

Dont thinking and just going long every other day already made good profits, thought today with oil dumping its gonna hit my sl but another 1% and i have my daily 30% goal

What is the point in selling stocks? I'm 85% in NY stock exchange, 15% in GBP/USD. I know I'm overexposed. I know I should take profits. But everytime I fucking sell it goes right back up. Pandemic? BULLISH. Record job losses? BULLISH. Depression looking likely? BOTTOM IS IN. Seriously, the only way to respond to a farcical clown market like this is to go balls in and laugh at it.

to the retard that thinks RTX is going back to 100+ you might wanna stop drinking glue and read a little bit

Every share of RTN got converted to 2.3348 shares of RTX, so the $64 price of RTX is equivalent to ~$149 of RTN which, if you look at the chart is higher than it was average.

RTX to 55 <<<

>>18455996
If you can't make people think you're a country through force, you aren't one

>>18455921

>>18455985
I made more in the stock market last year than you and your parents have made in their entire lives. Chainlink is for incels with body odour.

>gamestop futures up 16%, fuck it they must know something I dont. Might as well join them. Anyone with me?

>>18455982
sorry you came here when it wasn't just /a/'

Who else given up on bears and just going ALL IN.

This fucker will never crash, the only way is up. Laughable.

>>18455914
Can somebody please redpill me on this shit company, why it’s mooning, and what I should do with the only 1000$ I have to my name?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PATTERN

Ah, now it makes sense why everything is greening hard. Remember to say thank you.

>>18455999
nice trips, but boomers who were planning to retire almost necked themselves last month. You need to protect your ass, especially when stocks should be swinging much much lower. the asset price bubble is huge.

who profits more when oil is this cheap?

>>18455996
What is it with all these /pol/ manchild thread??? Not stock related gtfo no Indy cares

>>18456025
my thoughts entirely

>>18455926
>redditspacing
Heres your (you), tourist.

>>18456038
Anybody dealing with shipping.

>>18455980
And yet for some odd reason most boards I browse are 95% weeb free.
>>18456026
Short squeeze, undervalued, Proxy battle
Buy now. Sell in 3 days.

>>18456027
based algos slowly buying each other's stocks and selling for penny profit all day

Buy into RTX now or wait for another potential drop?

>>18456027
The Gains Cleaver

>>18455926
Reminder to FUCK OFF back to R*ddit

>>18456020
how much did you make...

>>18456027
that looks like the "slice of money cake" pattern to me

>>18456036
Well I wish they'd done a better job of it, I've been waiting for their mass suicide to get on the housing ladder.

>>18456010
>>18456039
Looks like Chang outted himself.

>>18456055
>pic
>another autist who is into weeb shit
wow

>>18456063
>muh taiwan

So pissed I didn't buy Gamestop yesterday at 4.40

>>18456055
>i love anime
>i even own a (western product)!
Ironic weebs will get shot.

>>18456028
A real bullish sign.

>>18456058
we still haven't passed a 62% retrace, we're still flirting with the 50%. we'll see in a month.

>>18455955
boomer rocks are a lot better than your zoomer lines of code. atleast the rocks arent a pyramid scheme

Nothing correlates, nothing matters, fundamentals are gone, money is printed and thrown into a black hole, governments are buying all sorts of shit.

The market is essentially just a meme at the point.

>>18456025
unironically bearish

>>18456057
$582,746,831,253.55 (after tax). Stick to trading BitBean, junior.

>>18456069
>>18456046
I just bought 150 shares :/ I wanted to buy yesterday too but everyone told me it would go down first

I feel like people are about to unload... big time.
bubble v1.1 is about to pop

>>18456080
then why not go all in on ITM calls? use this clown market for clown bucks

>the more revenue a company is taking in, the less it moons
Based clown market

I have about $63,000 in cash. Of that, I have $40k in my Citi accelerate savings accounting and about $23k in my checking. I feel like that’s not optimal. I already max out my 401(k). Think I should open up a Roth IRA? I guess I’ll wait until the Q1 earnings crash next week so I won’t lose as much.

Looks like a V shaped recovery.
Tesla, Bilibili and other companies are back to their regular levels. Closer to all time high

>>18456089
>he didn't buy the rumor and sell the news

Crypto is literally the exact same scam that baseball cards were for Gen X'rs

>buy my shit goy it will be worth something in the future!

>>18456096
Yes, open up a Roth but you can only contribute $6k a year as of 2020

https://www.cmegroup.com/market-data/volume-open-interest/exchange-volume.html
So the volume of today's futures is literally lower then the entire month's of low volume. I was wondering why "fair value" was negative despite these huge futures. Wtf is going on. That is the most abysmal I have ever seen.

>>18456090
JPMorgan was hurting. We'll see what happens today, eyes open.

>>18456096
*account

>>18456023
sorry you stayed after it wasnt

>>18456099
More looks like the biggest creation of bagholders in history.

>>18455987
been stacking those boomer ETFs, bought the dip on this stupid flu nothingburger

>>18456106
No that was pokemon cards

J.P. MORGAN MISSED EARNINGS

BANK RUN CONFIRMED
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>>18456099
Teslas all time high was out of euphoric hype though. Considering that it lost 60% of its value before gaining 200% over two months, I think tesla should be rebranded as a 6x ETF

>>18456087
lol

>>18456110
lol

>>18456096
give me 3k

There are poor bastards that drink KO religiously. I even saw a video of a chink cooking food in coke. This company will outlast the next two world wars. My KO calls are gonna fucking print like Jerome on open today.

>>18455926
anime is mooning newfriend

>>18455974
Baby's first correction really shook the zoomers up. I got some insanely discounted buys out of it. Every retard has RH now and they panic sell so hard and then go right back into FOMO...

>>18456109
Nobody is getting in the V shape recovery hoax and everyone expects another corretion, big money is still sitting on sideline

TSLA opening at 700

>>18456089
>I wanted to buy yesterday too but everyone told me it would go down first
/smg/ is the lowest of all stock communities. Never listen to them. Not even to me(except in this case).
Shorts have to cover because of shareholders are calling back shares so they can vote in the shareholder meeting. This will moon at least until the meeting happened.

>>18456069

why is a garbage antiquated business like gamestop going anywhere but to ZERO?

>>18456124
lol

>>18456135
blessed

Banks miss earnings everything moons... I hate this market so much

>>18455996
it isn't a recognized country

/smg/ what do you think of OKE? holding 35 stocks currently and i'm pretty happy about my first stock buy. feels like a solid one for a long-term portfolio.

not sure what to buy when i get my next salary at the 24th this month, might be a US bank.

t. eurofag

>>18456096

I can't see any reason why any normal person should have more than $20k sitting in cash. At the very least put it in a bond fund like AGG.

>>18456002
It's not just RTN anymore, it's RTN + UTX, if count in both their bussinesses then 100 is not that hard of a goal to reach.

What the FUCK do I buy today?

>>18456106
pretty much. Ask any crypto guy what the last thing they purchased with crypto over $50 and they won't be able to tell you.

It's traded like a stock because no one uses it as a currency. For all the idiots on the crypto train saying "THE USD IS FIAT! BTC IS THE FUTURE!" They're all just buying it so they can sell it for more fiat USD.

It's borderline unusable as a currency because of how volatile it is.

2 mins

>>18456142
What was that massive dip after hours?

>>18456120
Like 1/4 of that into SPXL would outperform your entire portfolio

>>18456096
I'd definitely wait a bit. And I'm saying that despite being 85% invested atm (don't want to sell for tax reasons).
As I see it, at best the market is slightly undervalued (2-5%) right now. At worst it's 20%+ overvalued.

>>18456124
THIS IS IT
SELL!

>>18456157
anything it is a green day dude

>>18456157
literally throw a dart and sell next week

>>18456157
Anything? It’s green as far as the eye can see

I travelled to the holy land and found a silver Temple made by God himself. There were tough men there protecting the temple. Men of resolve. Men who had seen many battles. Muscled men. I tried to push my way past these muscled men but I encountered a most vicious bat who protected the stack with a practiced avarice known only to those who have devoted their life to Larry. I wanted to go farther, but I knew that I had gone as far as any mere mortal could travel. I am grateful for the journey. I saw Terry. It was good.

>>18456124
well we are up 1.8%

>>18456133
I used up all my cash buying HAS and MMM cheapies. Wish I had more to go 2% KO. KO is forever. It's on my watchlist but they are so damn low beta I'll buy that during highs instead of dips.

Good luck, ladies.

>>18456155
>alright sir that will be 0.0001 oh wait 0.05 oh wait 5 bitcoins for your hamburger, here's your 10 bitcoins in change

>>18456143
Then what's the best stock community?

>>18456146
p r i c e d i n

>>18456151
Buying any oil company right now is risky - no matter what these fags tell you. OKE has a supermassive dividend which is nice, but don't be surprised if they suspend it. Also don't expect it to hit 70 per share again too easily.

>>18456002
Yes, but it's hard to say that conversion ratio will always serve as a cap. They took on civilian type sectors and the shares went to $13 a share the morning the merge occurred. We'll see if out hold low compared to LMT, GD, NOC, HON, and even BA as it competes in size with HON/BA.

>>18456144
gamestop is toast, people buying it right now are just gambling on a quick pump. It's like a dying corpse that farts a few times before decaying.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH STINKY BOBOS

>>18456106
crypto is a pyramid scheme for people who scoff at people that get suckered into pyramid schemes.

>i gave away money to buy something useless.
>but its ok cause
>1. i can always sell it
>2. I ll make even more money if I convince more people to buy
>we all win, you see, though us at the top win more

>oil down 5%

Damn

>>18456124
>J.P. MORGAN MISSED EARNINGS

is that real ?

>>18456106
Dude what if there was an online market for sports cards like stock market it would’ve been glorious during the McGuire Sosa era

+400
>+400
+400
>+400

UH?

>>18456185
They're all shit.
Go to twitter and/or stocktwits and sort through all the plebs, niggers and bots until you found a handful of competent people. Follow them. Ban the rest.

>>18456201
>>18456203
nothing matters anymore

>>18456160
I'm not poor so I have no need to fuck with 3x leveraged nigger ETF's. I'm also holding these bad boys for the next 50 years. Have another TFSA (leaf) maxed out with 60k in largely the same mix.

Tfw bought bitcoin in 2013, sold in 2017-18, sat on the cash for years, and deployed ~75% on the dip of a generation

>>18456203
>yet it is pumping
I don't know anymore

>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18456117
Imagine bragging about being a newfag. Back to digg

who /XLF/ here

>>18456155
>Ask any crypto guy what the last thing they purchased with crypto over $50
I bought $15,000 of amazon gift vouchers because it was the only way I could cash out my Ripple in 2017 lol

OHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18456151
As long as you are prepared to hold any non-shale oil stock for more than a year you should see good returns.
A lot of the memeing in these threads are for people trying to get faster returns with riskier options. I think HAL might be in the same league as OKE

Gold is up again

>>18456203
when you have missed loan payments that will get paid eventually anyways is it missed earnings or moved earnings?

VERY BULLISH

GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF THERE, THE FDIC IS TOO INCOMPETENT TO PROTECT YOUR MONEY, GET OUT WHILE THEY STILL HAVE CASH

>>18456208
those were the days

>>18456203
yeah it's fine though
read the report
revenues are fine, they were just pricing in some stuff on their books (one time expense)
same for Wells

OH

BOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

R*ddit SEETHING at this bull

>>18456106
It doesn't matter how much you explain shit to them. It all ultimately boils down to "Well I bought bitcoin in 2012 so nya nya nya it doesn't matter if it's actually worthless"

>>18456212
+450
>+450
+450
>+450
+450
>+450
+450
>+450

>>18456138
>CNBC is excited as all fuck
Why are they trying to make people lose money? I may close my short positions and such due to uncertainty today, maybe, but this has to have malicious intent to insinuate people should put their money in here. I don't care how bullish this market becomes, I am not putting most of my money in it. There are NO fundamentals.

Imagine betting that stonks go down

GIVE ME SOMETHING CANADIAN TO LOSE MONEY ON.

>>18456201
Too bad oil prices only go down

>>18455890
trump bux will be boosting the market over the enxt few weeks.

Some big bank said the bottom is in so who would be stupid enough to short now ?

>>18456249
lol

>>18456155
Lol ever hear of this thing called drugs?

TESLA LMAO

>>18456249
maybe a week or two more of people getting more and more bullish and then its gonna dump again

>>18456249
this, but in the meantime i feel bad when missing these green days

How am I doing? I started investing 2 weeks ago and I've put a total of $1050 in, and I'm up to $1183, so I've gained $130.

Am I investing in too many companies? Should I invest more money in fewer companies?

>>18456151
Risky, but keep in mind they have some of the largest debt right up there with cruise lines. I have some of the larger oil players.

This market is beyond insane

>>18456192
you're half wrong.
It's cash value offsets its debt. there is no reason it will have to blockkbuster

>>18456277
because nobody buys drugs with cash

Classic NET doing the exact opposite of the market every single day

>>18456274
Because it was Goldman

>TSLA at 710 now

had a dream i was getting a fancy dinner... then kept getting woken up by phone ringing.. it was my business partner at 6am...fuck.. thought it was 12 at night... this fucking quarantine getting to my head... i can't be the only one.. how do we profit off this?

>>18456277
that doesn't make bitcoin the future or the next big thing. The idea pushed by crypto faggots is that crypto will become widely used soon. It won't. Because it's only really used for drugs, it doesn't have a large appeal to the average person.

>>18456274
Who said that? And if you quote JPM now, you are too retarded to understand anything.

>>18456279
BACK TO 900+ IN NO TIME

TSLA 1K LETS GO

>>18456249
>There are NO fundamentals.
We don't need people having jobs
We don't need banks to hit their earnings
All that matters is line goes up and the printer stays on

SONN AND AIKI halted? wtf

>>18456288
TSLA another gap up 700+???? Why??? Who buys it???

>>18456288
it tanked cause of covid, reached bottom and now is going back. not exactly insanity.

>>18456302
goldman sachs I think

>>18456301
If it wasn’t for Silk Road bitcoin, and by extension crypto, never would have mattered

I'M FINANCIALLY IN A BETTER PLACE

>>18456175
T-Terry? Is that you?

>he didn't buy boomerstoxxx on 23 March 2020

be fearful when others are greedy

Why didn't they just print money in 2008? Were they retarded?

less than 10 minutes into opening and already up 2%. amazing. closing 4% EOD

>>18456307
ironically*
kek

>>18456325
BUT THAT WOULD MEAN I MISSED THE BOTTOM
I CANT

>>18456157
Where were you yesterday?

>>18456324
>Who buys it???
see retarded dumb money like >>18456286
>How am I doing? I started investing 2 weeks ago

>>18456334
except now because it just go up forever hehe

imagine betting against TSLA

>>18456223
>digg
nostalgia intensifies

I am once again asking for your explanation of why you didn't invest in GEO

>>18456297
what were you eating....

>>18456338
yes

>>18456334
King boomer has unironically underperformed since all of this started. The future is now

>>18456338

That requires fucking Trump

>>18456352
imagine not being in GME.....

Was there ever a more insane timeline than today? Fun to watch.

>>18455986
>expecting anime nerds to be a highly accurate rectal thermometer for reality

Is it too late to get in for GME proxy vote Michael Burry Short squeeze?

SPY is at late 2019 levels.

Did we have record unemployment in 2019? No.
Did we have majority of businesses closed in 2019? No.
Did we have a global pandemic in 2019? No.

We are in a fraudulent market. Trade accordingly. SPY should be nowhere near the current $280 level.

>>18456281
exactly, everyone is bear at the moment, once everyone turns bull the epic dump will commence. Only the big boys will win as usual, all the millennials and zoomers buying the bottom will be blown the fuck out as has happened time and time again.

>>18456338
in 2008 people blamed bankers for it all. 2020 is very convenient cause covid19 picks up all the blame for anything bad with economy.

>whhaa, bankers fuck us up, and the government is inflating the dollar to help them!!!
vs
>look at brave government, fighting Darth Corona

>>18456214
Dont even know where to even start with that.

>>18456325
>now is going back
ah just in time for bankruptcies, defaults, and delinquencies.
sounds right.

KO is gonna explode at earnings aren't they?

>>18456025
I capitulated Friday morning so it’s going to crash this week

>>18456374
where should it be

NUGT or JNUG?

>>18456374
shhh the FEDs tricks will work forever and everyone will be rich

>>18456374
stay mad bearfag

SQQQLDIERS HOLD

Is it too late to buy gme???

>>18456374
cry more you stupid bear fuck, the market isn't stupid - you are.

>>18456080
>at this point
you mean always

>>18456279
I'm making 25k on this shit.
I love its retard strength. God bless it.

>>18456363
small piece of steak and something else idk of

>>18456249
Lets just face reality, shorting is stupid, its just a hedge at best, you can make 10000% gains once per every few years doing it true but once thats over you are supposed to just use your gains to buy more stock.

Nobody in the world except turbo autists who can do calculus in their heads or people with a reasonable "lucky hunch" should ever short or buy puts on anything.

Im not saying those Black Swans don't exist and of course take advantage of them but still shorting is stupid.

I am convinced the media and the IMF are all liars and the truth is in the money flow and the truth is we are all gonna be fine.

>>18456378

It's kind of like wartime. Government isn't held to much scrutiny in the face of an existential threat.

We're totally fucked. Did you see the results of the Wisconsin primary? Just sell everything and use this opportunity to stock up on more guns. The fucking sky has started to fall, this is going to get worse.

How do I get laid if I'm a manlet and how do I buy puts on my success rate?

>>18456374
>We are in a fraudulent market
We live in a fraudulent society, Bobo

>>18456397
>Y-YOU
man /smg/ goes to shit when the high schools get shut down

>>18456374
LMAO COPE

>>18456402
hmmm yes I see

>>18456404
yeah it's sort of like, in 2008 they were waiting for a casus belli, but in 2020 we just first striked no hesitation
pure Jerome to the dome

>>18456374
People are investing just to beat inflation. Dollars worth becomes half and spy will reach $600. Because so much $ is being printed all of its goin in the markets, it'll be seen later but you'd be stupid to keep your cash idle. It's losing its value as we speak

>>18456404
>>18456378
But the government mishandling every aspect of this crisis is what caused the crash. How could people be retarded enough to think Trump was in any way competent during this?

>>18455996
It's an island full of chinks pretending to be democratic for gibs while they wait for the ccp to collapse.

>>18456374
this x100

>>18456409
trump is gonna win 100% guaranteed

>financial articles have no idea how to explain the start to today

>>18456330
In 1999 I ran over a glow-in-the-dark CIA nigger.

>>18456416
Haha bull niggers get rekt

moody market this morning. lot of big swings in oil. i think im gonna sit out today, maybe even this whole week with reports coming out and everything

KEEP PRINTING JEROME

>>18456374
Is this from reddit?

>>18456020
Sure ya did tough guy

>>18456384
Has anybody you know that drinks Coke stopped buying it? No sir. If anything I saw landwhales stocking up multiple cases of the sweet diabetic delight. KO is forever my man. You all should have got calls on the selloff yesterday because I am at peak /comfy/ right now.

>>18456249
May I interest you in buying SQQQ? Go against these dumb bulls

>>18456380
On twitter start with SqueezeMetrics then look at the people he talks to like Stephen Harlin and so on....

>>18456416
clearly, judging by all the room-temp IQ bears in here getting blown the fuck out and crying that the market isn't fair

>>18456424
>existential threat

Yeah threat of a certain tribe losing their shit again so the white man comes in and covers their losses

Can we have a serious discussion, are cruise lines coming back? and hotels? they still have 5-6x potential and everything else is almost back to where it was before

>>18455890
i fell for the biopenny meme. i want to KMS right now.

>>18456409
how many guns do I need to make it through this?

>+560
IMA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BOIS

DOW +561 already, this shit is increasing faster and faster

How many new bagholders will be born? :)

>>18456374
Fuck off back to r*ddit

>>18456396
I don't think so.
Hard to put a pt on this. Could go to 20$. Might only go to 7$..

>>18456457
saudis and insiders think so

infinite money hack

+16% today so far kek
+400%+ ytd

>>18455890
>anime op
based

>>18456002
Lol you forgot about UTX completely. I get that this calculation is tricky but RTN+UTX-Carrier-Otis gets you a PV of 100$ easy.

Also, MTU is already starting production again in Europe as demand on the civil engines they partner on with P&W (and thus RTX) is remaining. You cant make this shit up!

>>18456286
LK is a fucking bargain right now.

>>18456459
1 ar15 from PSA

I'm out at 50% loss, you can start dumping now.

THAT GAP UP ON TSLA!
KEK

>>18456457
Cruise lines can't have passengers until July
*honk honk*
Yes, BUY NOW

>>18456457
>Can we have a serious discussion
anon, do you know where the fuck you are?

>>18456430
Trump was incompetent yes
Jerome and Steve Munch had to step up to the plate to keep the economy (the economy, not the markets) treading water

>>18456456
that tribe seems to run into all kinds of issues, don't they

>>18456374
Clown markets require clown solutions

>>18456470
how

>>18455921
RTX, DESTROYER OF SAND PEOPLE

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

So Tesla just 2x in 18 days ...

>>18456374
This post is correct. The amount of economic damage caused by the virus and its knock-on effects should not correlate to the valuations we currently see.

>>18456453
You realize there are also people on the sidelines that are observing. It's got nothing to do with bear/bull, but whether the markets make sense given the economic situation, and they don't.

>S&P500 RSI is 80 on the 5 min chart

hmmm yes very bullish

>>18456448
no need i bought calls on the 23rd which was unironically the bottom

>>18456396
Probably not.
This is a new console year, and GME stock always goes when new consoles come out.
It got up to ~50 when the last two generations came out.

>>18456459
You need enough so that when the liberals get in power and come to take your guns away you can take their guns away instead.

>>18456394
You are not aloone.

>>18456489
>Jerome and Steve Munch had to step up to the plate to keep the economy (the economy, not the markets) treading water
You have that backwards. They have done everything possible to prop up the markets, not the economy.

HOLY SHIT THIS TSLA

>>18456457
I suggest looking at the reality of the business cases instead of at the charts..

>mtnb

Who are the literal retards who think tesla is a 130 billion dollar company

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18456506
Technicals mean nothing, and technicals on a 5m chart mean even less

>>18456182
>Doesn't understand how contracts of sale work
Kill yourself.

>>18456431
>...pretending to be democratic [...] while they wait for the ccp to collapse.
sounds like most of the world these days

>>18456457
>>18456481
Cruise liners won’t have passengers. Just because the government ends shutdowns doesn’t mean they’ll come back. Nobody is going to get on that shit when the diamond princess has a 2% fatality rate. Not to mention even if you don’t get anything, you could be fucked with by half the ports in the world for a month not being allowed to dock. Avoid this shit like the plague.

>SPY 282
I'm sorry, no. Just no.

I'VE NEVER LIVED IN INFLATIONARY TIMES WHAT WILL IT BE LIKE

>AMAZON AT ATH

>>18456511
You still have gme calls?

>>18456494
super fucking lucky

I was bullish enough until late Feb
I was very bearish throw the drop
I hit the bullish side in time mid march

Just timed everything great and scalped % the whole time with good trades.

i still have 3k to put in the market and I want a 2x, what do I buy and when

>>18456374
>we are in a fraudulent market

were you born in 2009?

>>18456474
I want to buy a fancy european made gun instead....

>>18456458
what biostock did you buy...

>>18456532
300 EOW. just buy some calls and print money

This is the biggest faggot shit I have seen in my life.

>>18456144
It’s like Blockbuster during its final days. But this clown market is unpredictable so who fucking knows bro

>>18456387
Can someone explain these gay stocks to me? Why are they mooning when they're tied to the mining companies, not gold itself. The companies aren't getting any gold

>>18456535
Market only goes up

>>18456539
nah I was happy with 250% and took profits already... I could have made a fucking pile though.

GAMESTOPCHADS RISE THE FUCK UP

>>18456542
>imagine missing the bottom then buying the top
anon

>>18456542
You want a time-frame, retard

Fuck really thought JNUG was almost out of gas so sold and it mooned even higher. But profit is profit and all that shit.

we're legitimately back in january now

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18456542
tesla

$2000 by end of year

This is gayer than drag queen story time.

>>18456536
wtf

>>18456382
It is impossible to go online, without coming across you.
The guy, the smartest guy on the world, who has the 20/20 vision, who sees the terrible fortune that is right around the corner. And he's always warning us
>if this law passes, teh government will stop you from using internet
>the democracy is over
>healthcare is dead
>abandon all hope

The thing is, you post too often. And you always talk about the future. And whenever we say
>but you cant know that for sure, could it be that our lives will keep on drudging along, as they always have
Then you act as if we're simpletons, which, I suppose, we are compared to you. The smartest guy on the world.

>>18456550
close your short position retard

>>18456525
>oh Elon musk, he talk about ai and stuff, he’s like a tech guy like mark sucker berg
>damn Tesla must be a tech company it’s going to be worth as much as amazon or google!

It’s like the literal retards don’t realize that it’s a fucking car company and that’s all it is

>>18456542
take 1.5k, but something you think will do well if market returns to normal. Keep the other 1.5k incase market drops. Either way, you make money.

>>18456536
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DEEP BREATH


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18456515
you're delusional
they haven't touched equities (yet)

>>18456535
make sure that you have a good job, be charismatic and attractive and you'll be fine.
just like any other time, really

goog
nvda

kek

today is ridic

Everyone telling me to avoid like the plague, however how can you sit there and resist an easy 5x. once this is over in a couple months to half a year there will be normal travel levels plus a fuckton of pent up demand. Look on youtube and there are all these cruise obsessed people gagging to get back on a trip

>>18456324
Teenagers putting their grandparent's birthday money into Robinhood. That is who. The other 80% are short sellers on Wall Street having to cover their positions.

>>18456561
>Fuck really thought JNUG was almost out of gas so sold and it mooned even higher. But profit is profit and all that shit.

Holding onto it from 4.5, haven't sold yet, but Im hovering over the sell button every few minutes incase it starts to dive.

>this volume
Whatever algo is doing this is trying to dump an epic amount of bags.
>AMC is mooning

looks like we're back boys

>>18456547
this fucker

IAU 17.5 eow?

>>18456507
Nice. Timed it better than I did. The company is absolute S tier.

Volume is SIGNIFICANTLY higher on SPXL than UDOW or TQQQ..

>>18456573
take your meds, normie

>>18456605
you should buy a different stock instead

>>18456593
Anon, they won't have more ships then though. Assuming their economies ever made sense, their ships were probably all fully utilized already.

>>18456605
FDA resubmission might send this flying.
Hodl for your life and sell on pop.

>>18456588
They literally bought HY ETFs last week. Which also trashed the bond market as a place for capital to go.

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH GME


SHOULD I BUY CALLS NOW???

I sold my JPM put when on open. Man I'm retarded sometimes. I should just not check the market till 10:00. Oh well.

is there any way of having access to the bloomberg data without having to pay for one of those terminals?

>>18456620
bonds are not equities my love

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>>18456618
I hope it will pay off, piece of shit has been stressing me a lot. It is the first and the last biomeme i ever get into. potential gains aren't worth this stress.

>>18456152
Cash should be looked at by %, not some arbitrary ceiling value like 10k. A actual value should be a floor if anything. I maintain 15% cash and buy down to 5% or 10k minimum, whichever is larger when I see buy opportunities.

I guess the /smg/ way is to 100% triple leveraged derivative options on margin all the time though.

>>18456633
What's your avg?

>>18456646
avg what?

i got C at 39.99, i should probably sell and reposition after earnings call dip but with the clown market it will probably shoot through the roof so im just gonna hold

>>18456504
But how does one trade accordingly? Buy commodities?

>>18456658
average buy in price

All stocks are just shitcoins now I guess. Fuck this gay earth. I'm doubling my short positions, you faggots are going to get destroyed and I'll buy the crater your corpse lands in.

>>18456671
bought it at 35 cents a pop.

>>18456661
i always love looking at these post-bailout stocks, they simply never recover do they

>>18456601
WHOLESOME PEPE ALERT

WE

ARE

BACK

BOYS

Wish I had bought more Amazon stock during the dip.. Seems like one of the safest bets in mega cap tech right now. Almost all of their businesses benefit from Corona chan in some way.

>>18456573
Bears are going to be saltier than usual for a while
Fucking way she goes

>>18456686
dangerously based

Die, faggots.

>>18456686
Based and financially suicidal

>>18456287
>largest debt right up there

you're looking from a ''value investing'' point of view right? that's something i've to look into, especially for long holds

>>18456663
You can ride the ups and downs if you've got some money set aside you're not afraid to risk losing. But anyone that's long-term buying right now is doing so at valuations that are at levels a few months before the crash.

Did we have all of the economic damage and disruption then that we do now AND going forward into the future? Markets are forward-looking, but the damage is done and we can't recover quickly just by "opening up" again in May. Look at the forward-looking employment, earning, and GDP impacts. Things move slowly. Recovery takes time.

So, with that in mind, does the economic situation match the valuations? If you feel it does, you can always buy long, too. But it's on you to present the logic for your decision and convince yourself.

>>18456688
>35 cents
You will be more than fine.
50%+ gains incoming.

>>18456821
thank you for your kind words anon

Where the fuck is Delta Air Lines earnings report?

>>18456504
>but whether the markets make sense given the economic situation, and they don't.

Says who? You? Who the fuck are you to make that statement?

This is the problem with bears, they think that everything is as simple as the way they look at the world, and they see econ data = bad, so markets must also = bad. It's like first order fucking brainlet levels of thinking, and then when things don't go their way they throw little child tantrums and say the market isn't fair. You're all fucking children and watching you get blown the fuck out is so satisfying. Doubly so because I know you won't learn any lesson from this and instead double down on your idiocy so you get rekd the next time around too.

Why is daimler ag not an easy 2x right now

>>18456568

Its not even impossible. Imagine they have robot taxis this year coming out. Boom they go moon bro.

>>18456863
Did you miss the part where I said there are also people on the sidelines that are observing? Being full bear/bull is idiotic. Make money where you can. I presented my thesis for why valuations are disconnected from the underlying economic reality, which is supported by what we've historically seen prior to this. It's on you to present why you think valuations should stay where they are, instead of sperging.

Bought NET at 21.50 yesterday. Still moving up today. (23.63 now). Thank god I bought right at market open.

this autist is literally making bank right now

ONTX is moving up. Glad I held. Green fat baggie will be mine.

wtf oilbros

invest in aluminum and magnesium bros

wtf i thought silver was a meme