/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for bullish

>>18454624
Today is the ultimate red day

>IMF Economi Outlook Report 0830 EST
>Credit loss reports by banks, JPM call to investors 0830 EST
>Earnings reports flowing in
>4 day stack of backlog corona tests from Europe
>Trump announcing that country will not open May 1st
>NYS Governor Cuomo announces ~5000 likely under reported deaths in NYS (corona induced cardiac arrests)
>2,000 extra coronavirus deaths recorded outside hospitals in UK

Countdown: 13 minutes

Moefaggots should be gassed

>>18454642
all of this will pump the market

How do I put money in stocks if I ruski

>>18454642
BLOOD IN THE STREETS COME ON FUCK I WANT TO BE RICH LET IT GO JEROME YOU FUCKWIT

>>18454643
nah
Mugi is number one
if you disagree, your opinion is wrong

>>18454642
it doesnt matter. Markets will go up. Jerome will take care of it

>>18454642
Futures are already shitting themselves.

FUTURES ARE STEADILY FALLING

>>18454651
kys pseudotranny

>>18454642

If only stock market was that logic we would all be rich by now.

>>18454642
nobody cares about IMF america is way better off than the idiot euros

Is JPM going to be the ultimate jew and unload all their bags after they JUST said this was the bottom?

>>18454667
Stock market is more logical than you think. Nothing goes down in a straight line nor up in a straight line, there are multiple waves and phases.

>>18454669
They never said this was the bottom. The articles are just baiting with a shitty headline. Check out what they really said.

>>18454669
Maybe they watched the margin call movie and thought it would be cool to do it irl

You must reply to this post or your mother will get corona and all your stocks will crab for a year.

>>18454651
Based and keionpilled.

>>18454645
Is gme ever gonna stop mooning so I can accumulate after a transfer? The fuck

>>18454664
you don't understand

>>18454642
>>18454641
srry FREN, i called bullish first

>>18454642
calling +5% today

everything else would be clown market by this point

>>18454692
You're right. I don't understand your desire post off topic tranny shit.

>>18454642
but what if jermone literally just prints money?

>>18454685
7 pls

Germans have solved the stock market.

>>18454676
>GME near bankruptcy
>shoots up 20% in less than a week
>cruiselines and airlines with bleak outlook for at least a year
>shoot up anyway
>meme stock that is tesla shoots up and dips at random times
>mortgage reits shoot up 20%
pure logic at play here

>>18454685
You must reply to THIS post or the gains goblin will sniff up all your greens with his schnooze.

>stocks go down
>sqqq go down

Wtf is this faggot shit bros

>>18454624
Finally an OP with 2d anime. Whoever makes these night threads enjoys 3d whores and borderline NSFW images. That kind of filth shouldnt be allowed in a good natured general like /smg/.

>>18454705
>>GME near bankruptcy
You're retarded to think that.
Look at the financials. Look at the current valuation. Look at the activists, the shorts and the proxy battle.

JNJ EPS at 230 cents, beating forecasts.

Sorry, anon who predicted 144 cents yesterday.

>>18454676

I wasnt talking of that u know it dont u.

Big day for the markets today. I hope you're all buying the cheapies.

>>18454706
I can't risk that.

>>18454722
Hey Baggie, I thought you're gone for good

>>18454705
GME is far from bankruptcy. Expect them to preform really well this quarter. With all the kids out of school early and not allowed to go outside and play they're all on the fort night like 24/7

>>18454722
what are you buying mr bags
is it time for banks?

>>18454731
Some virus isn't going to kill me. I'ma go out in a car crash or drug overdose.

>>18454660
no they're not

>>18454735
typical tripfag doesnt know wtf he's talking about. gamestop doesnt profit one bit from fortnite.

>>18454624
What will happen to oil if all the Texas producers cut output? Will WTI crude skyrocket?

>>18454737
buy booze stocks and johnson and johnson. everybody who's out of work is drinking heavily and beating their wife.

one should always diversify his/her portfolio so that the risk is minimum since crypto is very volatile, Trias is one of the best blockchain projects around with real-world use cases. It is being used by large multinational companies and is generating revenue from its products as well. It is sharing the revenue created from the sale of its Dapp Triasforce to its community. They are starting their staking program soon and it could be a great opportunity to get in at the bottom. it is one of the cool projects I have come across !!!!!

>>18454707
Too much volatility for triple leverage funds

>>18454735
online stores will profit. physical stores definitely wont.

>>18454740
>drug overdose.
One of the only true ways to go.
Imagine dieing in some hospital bed with a bunch of relatives standing around you sugarcoating and talking about gay feefees. Fucking disgusting.

>>18454754
Based. Day of the rake has finally come for whores

>>18454643
>>18454664
fuckoff retard

I can't believe you still come to an anime website after all these months (or years)

>>18454771
Fuck that. I want to go out doing something cool. Not shitting myself in a nursing home when I’m 90

>>18454757
Normally I'd feel inclined to yell at you for bringing shitcoin copypasta into this thread. But Jerome has turned the whole market into shitcoins so as you were

>>18454778
I can tolerate it but at some point it's enough. Especially if it simply acts as a tool for escapism for some pathetic loser.

>>18454445
Yeah I know it's a good point because for me the real value is what a stock can give to the society
The store of value has been proved everytime to be a dumb meme
But you can't say that Google is not a ''value'' for the world
So we can have value / store of value in stocks- Why not.
For me sp 500 has been a store of value

>>18454642
>>18454657
>>18454722

no crash today...jerome wins again

>>18454790

>>18454791
As you were

Come on you know

JP Morgans earnings per share EPS. DROPPED 71% since last quarter. There will be a sell off

>>18454813
Holy shit

>>18454813
And that's only partial exposure to the quarantines.

>>18454813
FUTURES MOONING

>>18454813
This is bullish.

+5% eod

>>18454707
QQQ was up 1% yesterday bruh

>>18454813
>There will be a sell off
Negative. Just received my Trumpbux, shit will moon

bobo btfo

Damnit, still no Govt check in my account... guess everything will hit on the 15th (paycheck & govt check)

>>18454825
which ones?

>>18454813
This is probably the most bullish thing I’ve ever seen. Futures are showing this.

>>18454853
>trumpbux will go into stocks instead of rent or paying off debt
JPM is going to pillage you idiots.

>>18454813
haha so I didn't read that wrong haha wtf

>>18454859
Russell 2000

>the less revenue one of my longs has coming in, the more it is mooning
Fucking Jerome

>>18454864
I have absolutely no debt, my rent is paid, and my wife and I both still have our jobs.
Now tell me again why buying cheapies is a bad idea?

>>18454813
BULLISH, PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT

I think I speak for everybody when I say Jerome needs to FUCK OFF

Which meme stocks do we “invest” in next?

ASX200 FUTURES JUST WENT RED

ITS HAPPENING

>MRNA
>MRO
>SPY
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'M ABOUT TO MAKE IT BROS

>>18454894
you should fax the Federal Reserve a strongly worded letter, tell them they should have let the financial system become insolvent and that sort of thing

how greedy would you be in this position? what would your "stop loss" be set at?

>THE MARKET WILL CRASH NEXT EARNINGS SEASON ONCE PEOPLE SEE HOW BAD THINGS ARE
Fucking retards.

>>18454909
Let the weak perish, it will result in a stronger financial system.

>>18454642
Kek. When will they learn

>>18454867
Something tells me expectations weren’t exactly sky high...

>>18454876
OH FUCK
IM RUINED!!!
DID MNUCHIN OR THE SBA ANNOUNCE SOMETHING???

>>18454685
Oy vey!

>>18454919
>Something tells me expectations weren’t exactly sky high...
but it was underestimated A LOT

>>18454914
that's true, I think we are going to see some of that this year.
the weakest among us will not make it.

>>18454909
>tell them they should have let the financial system become insolvent
We are in this mess because of what they did in 2008.... and 2000...and starting in the 90s. The fed keeps having to amp up what QE means because they don't let the economy correct itself.
Like 15% of the economy is now zombies. Keeping them alive is bad.

should i fomo back into TSLA? Not buying feels like burning free money at this point

>>18454813

Gold is going to moon today.

>>18454930
send them a fax or email that says that, then post their reply here for the lads
pls

bears are getting wrecked today. 2 hours until they liquidate

>>18454668
>better off
>printing magical meme money faster than venezuela on its worst day
Sure dude at least green line went up.

>>18454641
JNJ first blue chip to release Q1 earnings:
Dividend will be raised by 6,3%
Strong Sales Growth in the quarter +3.3%
EPS increased by 56%

Wow.

what pattern is this?

>>18454939
All that would happen is that I'd be found dead under an actual ton of new money. To send a message to all the other memers.

>>18454825
it's just dancing around 1 to 1.5 percent

>>18454931
feels risky, effects of unemployment and missed rents shouldn't arrive until next month but then again market doesn't exactly follow logic so who knows. i reason that it's better to buy dividends stocks in case a sudden sell off happens due to people needing money, then you'll at least get something if you need to hang on to the stocks for several months

>>18454954
the good goy pattern

>>18454953
The BLUMPF effect

>>18454953
>JNJ

Someone actually surprised that the medical companies are doing okay?

>>18454953
JNJ is no joke

>>18454963
you never know unless you try

>>18454954
The AAAAAAAAAAAAA with emerging ROOINED pattern.

>>18454883
Because even a shartmart shopper as yourself should know 20% off isn't "cheapies"

>>18454954
The backwards picture of their shareholders pulses today

>>18454954
algo shakedown

>>18454813
>JP Morgans earnings per share EPS. DROPPED 71% since last quarter
this is a bank
wtf have bank to do with this crisis that it's not debt crisis?

>>18454977
Surprised at HOW ok

>>18454909
>NOOO NOT THE HECKIN STOCKERINOS
>NOT THE GOOD BOY BUSINESSINOS WITH ZERO CASH RESERVES AND EXTREMELY GREEDY SHORT SIGHTED BALANCE SHEETERINOS
>NOOO JEROME YOU HAVE TO SAVE ALL OF THEM EVERY SINGLE HECKIN GOOD BOY

>>18454953
Oh a medical company increasing? FUCK BULLISH AS FUCK

>>18454953
JNJ is easily one of those stocks you buy with whatever net you are making from shorts.
This general is heavily weighted towards trading so we get a lot more biotechcoin ticker bagholders here.

>>18455002
listen JNJ is a great stock, they get sued all the time, settle and keep going up.

>>18455002
Why?

>>18455000
Checked but retarded.

where my gush niqqas at

>>18454685
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18454642
Unironically priced in and very bullish

anyone else manage to hop in on SONN?

>>18455000
Extremely dumb

>>18454646
ask cousin niko to start a trust.

>>18455040
Too busy losing money from oil drop.

>>18454685
rollin

FUTURES ARE RISING

ALL POSSIBLE NEGATIVES ARE PRICED IN AND VERY BULLISH

>>18455057
damn what did you get? I sold my MRO that I got in on at 3.80 from a week ago to gamble on this SONN meme

What do you guys think about Haliburton Co (HAL)?

>>18455080
A good long hold. And I mean more than a year

uhhh
yeah
based god, nigga

>>18454685
You're a gay nigger

>>18454624
who else here fell for the biopenny scam meme?

SELL stocks you own to BUY stocks I own

Reminder: TSLA opens at 700 today

>>18455158
I don't like him, but he's based.

MUH PUTSSSSS

>>18454624
Invest in the meme trifecta for unbridled gains.

>>18455158
>Going private 420$

>>18455167
no SONN or ATHX?

>>18455167
soundcloud?

>>18455167
there is literally one guy who posts about these three stocks. they aren't a meme

>>18455167
NET's already paid off for me. Got in yesterday before the nice rally

>>18455177
NET, my dude.

>>18455177
Cloudflare

Danish C25 index up +2% with three hours to go. Was hoping this week would put some stuff on sale since I’ll get a good bit of cash this month.

Can any of you fucking sodomites please recommend me good sources to learn puts and calls? Some anon gave me this link last night:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipf0Yg2Z4Gs&feature=emb_title

What the fuck is RTX doing bros, why the drop yesterday? New Middle eastern war when

>>18455195
have you checked out the nhentai link in OPs post?

>Euro hours
>weebism, anime girls
>Anglosphere hours
>/pol/itical, 3d girls
Why?

>>18455179
>implying that he didn't make that shit meme too

>>18455013
>This general is heavily weighted towards trading so we get a lot more biotechcoin ticker bagholders here.

Funny, because apparently it might be easy enough to make 6-10% a year just holding safe shit.

>SQQQ was profitable for just few days and then it dumped
holy shit bears are probably bankrupt by now

>>18455212
>burger hours
food

>>18454813
If you don't think this is bullish as fuck you're a total retard.

>>18454798
>at some point it's enough. Especially if it simply acts as a tool for escapism for some pathetic loser.
>He says as he trades pretend money on the internet in a feeble attempt to escape his pathetic loser life

>>18455238
you should close sqqq every day, why would they be bankrupt

>>18454706
K

All in on Sundance Energy

>>18454713
thats because weebs are good boys who go to sleep early and contribute to society

while the filthy 3d slobs worshiping whores stay up all night shitposting and whiteknighting on twitch/onlyfans

BVLL BVLL BVLL BVVVVVVVVVVVVLL

>>18454696
5-6%, no breaker.

>>18455250
w-wat

>>18455023
explain why

>>18455042
>Extremely dumb
it's no like 2008 crisis

>>18455262
whats the story with this lmao

Bullish or bearish?

My puts... my fucking puts bros...

>>18455295
worse, american

>>18455295
These retards should be gassed

Yeah, I'm thinking Kotick's based

>>18455167
the only good stock here is NET

is there anything more boomer tier than investing in long term ETFs?

>https://dnyuz.com/2020/04/13/virginia-pastor-who-defiantly-held-church-service-dies-of-coronavirus/

is this why the markets are up this morning?

>>18455305
That's a market, disconnected from facts and numbers.

How do I short the MSM?

>>18455315
etfs are gay pick your own stocks

>>18455316
t.Reddit

>>18455258
is SQQQ only for day trading? also, any other good ones for day trading like that?

>>18455315
Not investing at all and spending all your cash on brand new Ford F-150s

>>18455329
Jesus fuck

>>18455329
keep it up, godlike posts. Nothing to add.

>>18455305
>>18455329

>>18454685
Rolling for 7 or 9

>>18455329
fuck this market

>>18455325
take your meds schizo and back 2 >>>/pol/

>>18455329
So what exactly made JPM a hard sell yesterday and a hard buy overnight? Oh, literally nothing? Yeah that's what I figured.

I probly have to unload my Sqqq bags today. Obviously, as you know, it will immediately trigger a catastrophic price collapse the very second after I get out.
Sorry everyone. But let this serve as your warning to secure your gains.

ALL IN $WHEAT

>>18455329
cool guess I'll just sell my puts for a 50% loss because literally nothing matters to this nigger market anymore.

The Stoxx Europe 600 Basic Resources index is among leading sector gainers after China disclosed numbers showing trade performed better than expected in March, with China exports declining 6.6% in dollar terms in March from a year earlier (exp.-13.9%) while imports fell 0.9% (exp. -9.8%), the customs administration said Tuesday, indicating that supply chains may be adapting better than thought. Specifically, this is the data that China reported:

Exports: -6.6% yoy in March vs Bloomberg consensus -13.9%. January-February: -17.2% yoy. Month-over-month export growth: +5.4% non-annualized in March vs. -7.8% in January-February.
Imports: -0.9% yoy in March vs consensus: -9.5%. January-February: -4.0% yoy. Month-over-month imports growth: +0.8% non-annualized in March vs. -2.6% in January-February.
Trade balance: US$+19.9bn NSA vs consensus US$+20.0bn in March. January-February: US$-7.1bn

A reason why this market is looking greenish today.

heres the problem, people already know that if a stock goes down its gonna get bailed out...

so why would you not buy cheapies if a stock is basically nationalized and not allowed to do bad?

JPM had a bad quarter? Who gives a fuck? Still gonna buy that shit, its too big to fail and the United States government wont allow it to fail. We've been a socialist country since FDR but people are just now realizing it

>>18455363

>Chinese numbers
>Accurate

Kek.

>>18455372
Welcome to free market, right?

>>18455379
Maybe, maybe not.

>>18455329
sell the rumor, buy the news?

>>18455362
what did you think was going to happen

>>18455372
JPM earnings are still positive, which means they are not near failure
they're just making a bit less money than they made last quarter
only when earnings start to go negative (airlines, energy stocks, etc.) that you start to talk about failure and bailouts

>https://www.scmp.com/comment/opinion/article/3079417/how-china-losing-worlds-trust-following-its-cover-coronavirus
>The lacklustre response of the Trump administration to the coronavirus pandemic and its failure to live up to the traditional US role during a global crisis has led some to wonder whether China can fill this void.
>While the US may not be pleasing its allies by halting exports
of protective equipment, China is not going to find it easy to step into the US’ global leadership role. The breach of trust that China exhibited in concealing the onset
of the pandemic will have far-reaching implications on its aspirations for global leadership.

scmp is south china morning post btw. are these fuckers serious? lmfao

So I guess the virus really was a complete nothingburger, this was the biggest economic overreacting in human history.

I will remember all the FUDing libniggers trying to push us off a cliff for no reason, I will remember that shit forever.

markets should be open Monday 8 am - Friday 20 pm nonstop
y/n?

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/SONN

>>18455361
Not sure about this. Demand for food has been turbocharged by China for the past 30 years, that might not be the case now.

>>18455401

No, traders need to sleep and eat.

>April 14 (Reuters) - Wells Fargo & Co first-quarter profit plunged as it set aside billions of dollars to cover potential loan-losses from the coronavirus pandemic.
>Wells, the fourth-largest U.S. lender, said on Tuesday quarterly profit fell to $42 million, or 1 penny per share, from $5.51 billion, or $1.20 per share, a year earlier.
Didn't even lose money. The money they set aside for potential losses will just get added to the Q2 profit.

>>18455379
Important is if people think they are accurate. And people believe them. That's all that matters.

>>18455394
>three weeks of exposure to quarantines
>Tanks 65% of whole quarterly profits

Unironically, what happens if the lockdown is extended one more month? How the fuck can you expect people to live this way?

>>18455413
extremely bullish

>bearish news/facts
>bvllish market

>>18455394
>what did you think was going to happen
not banana republic-tier money printing under a supposed fiscally conservative administration
but jews gonna jew no matter the hat they wear

>>18455395
i mean they unironically think that this is the US's fault and that now is the perfect time for China to step into the US's role of "world leader". like they're cleaning up the US's mess when they caused this shit in the first place.

they actually believe this shit. crazy.

Is it risky to buy calls right now when anything is up?

>>18455395
It's Hongkong media

>>18455424
You could just let them die (like we probably should have like the UK), normie.

>>18455295
I like how much damage control libs are doing lmao

Even Joe Rogan is calling them out. These people live in such a bubble

We are so blessed to have the once in a generation opportunity to buy JNUG under $10. This might be our last day.

>>18455401
the volume and demand isn't enough to be worth it
also it isnt fair for retail investors as companies release bad news in the middle of the night often, they should at least have the option to liquidate at market open rather than wake up to -90%

>>18455435
Do whatever you want. Preferable do it blindfoled and then enjoy the gains.

>>18455430
His point is that scmp is criticizing China, but scmp is in fact Hongkong and not chinese

>>18455356
Smart money jumped out and let the Robinhood traders buy in

>>18455356
earnings?

>>18455435
i don't know

it can be a v-shaped full recovery - money printer will soon be able to inflate the stock prices above pre-virus levels

why isn't it selling

I don't know what to believe anymore. Is the stock market never going down again? Im all cash and don't want to lose money

>>18455413
Also up in pre-market. Its over bobo.

>>18455401
>t. cryptokek
go back to your red wojaks, only adults are allowed in here.

Is there any point to hold UCO long term? I keep making the wrong decisions and I thought it would go up because of the deal.

>>18455413
it's the same as the JPM earnings
revenues are pretty much unchanged, they are just taking a one-time "loss" to shore up some cash.

>>18455428
hmmm

>>18455456
Fucking cucked. How long until it all burns.

>>18455294
another oil company run like absolute shit. at one stage it was listed here in Australia too, but they pulled the plug on the dual listing because heaps of brokers shilled it hard and it went to shit.

>>18455470
2028? maybe 2030? who knows

> sell off when no business has closed
> bears all about this illogic

> priced in increases after insane sell-off for no reason
> bears cry and liquidate

bears plz go

>>18455449
yeah but it just sounds like the level of dialogue over there is like "man... US really screwed the pooch on this one. oh well, guess big brother China is gonna have to come in and clean up this mess. it will be difficult, because we caused the pandemic and fucked the whole world over by keeping it a secret, but you know what? we're China, and we will become the world leaders where the US failed, because we're just the best. it wont be easy but clearly China is the only responsible adult in the room here" it's crazy.

>>18455477
>SP500 600 Points below ATH
as if literally nothing happened. :)

i love how wells fargo comes out with even worse numbers than jp morgan and it makes the futures go up even more

>>18455471
how did it hit 2k out of nowhere

Taiwan is its own country.

>>18455457
>he fell for the biostock meme
where are the tripfags when we need them

>almost half of April
>not even 2 million infected
crisis is basically over - if virus would be spreading so fast as before it would reach 10 million by the 16-17th of April

reopening on May is really going to happen

Bobo on suicide watch

>>18455490
read the actual words
their revenues are fine

BUY BUY BUY

>>18455480
i see shit like this all the time online, crazy.

>>18455499
Right here.
BTW BTK inhibitors just got shown that they can save lives with COVID if they hit a cytokine storm, and Vecabrutinib is a reversible BTK inhibitor, so expect it might go up today.

>>18455512
>read the actual words
wha are you, some kinda nerd?

>>18455512
3 weeks lockdown and 70% drop in profit.

>>18455490
I just want to see it all collapse.
And I hope Trump hasn't died from a diet coke heart attack before it does.

>>18454685
gimme 9

>>18454646

Alfa bank has some trading platform, Ivan

>>18455535
BULLISH AND PRICED IN

>>18454707
Tracks the nasdaq 100

>>18455362
Quit trading options brainlet

>>18454685
7?

>>18454685
Ass

I'm going all in on SQQQ at open

>t. Sold my SQQQ at $30 Chad

>>18455547
>Quit trading options
Why? I've made more doing that in a couple months than my long portfolio makes in a typical year.

Deadass, how do you guys think decision makers are sleeping in the US right now choosing to do trillions in QE?
They're not dumb people, they have to know precedents for this and that there will be some sort of consequences.

>>18455556
SDOW

>>18455480
Most of the world hates the US (South America, Middle America, Middle East, Continental Europe etc.) and wants an other world leader to emerge. It's true that China is squandering it.

>IMF awaits drastic Corona bomb for the world economy: - Will probably be the worst recession since the great depression
>STONKS GO UP XD

>>18455556
why you guys fight the trend is beyond me

>>18455480
It's difficult to for Americans to see it that way.

>>18455577
Because it's fun to call tops and bottoms

>>18455413
>Didn't even lose money.

You realize that about 2-3 weeks of loose lock downs was enough to tank the whole profit? And that Q2 will be significantly worse?

>The money they set aside for potential losses will just get added to the Q2 profit.
It doesn't work this way. They cannot just randomly change the criteria for accounting credit losses, they have to be consistent with history. Potential losses are actually likely to be mostly losses.

>>18455362
>>18455350
>>18455356
>trying to guess what price will do based on what you think might be the outcome of some news event, and how people might possibly react to it
>not just unironically looking at the price action intraday before and after the event has taken place

???? do you guys just hate money, or...?

>>18454685
Not my mommyyy

Jellybean! Jellybean!
Let today end in green!
Green day! Green day!
Kek show us, this is the way!

expecto autismo

>>18455576
DUDE JUST PRINT MONEY

>>18455521
Thank god CCP doesn't bother really shilling on this racist anime basket weaving forum

>>18455577
It's difficult letting go of the illusion that it's a free market. We're brainwashed from youth to think that it is until something like this happens.

>>18455576
based developed countries shitting on these news. DAX is going up and so will the DJI once it opens. fuck the IMF, fuck the WHO, fuck the UN and most important of all, fuck the kikes.

>>18455583
is it worth losing all of your money over? when i want to have fun i play video games or paper trade. in paper trading you can lose 100k and it's not a big deal, maybe look into that mr. gamblerman.

>>18455480
Question asked was which country poses the biggest threat to world peace

>>18454707
SQQQ runs inverse to NASDAQ, not S&P 500

>>18454911
SELL NOW DUMBASS HOLY SHIT

>>18454642
JPM earnings not looking too bad, Futures are up too

My nigger JPow is gonna print so much cash it's gonna make Weimar Germany look like a friendly game of monopoly.

>>18455556
Sqqq wont moon until tesla crashes

Give it to me real bros, should I just give up on SQQQ and SDOW? >t bought in at 21 and 50

>>18455612
>pajeets afraid of pakis
>pakis don't even think of pajeets
>burgers are somehow terrified of pajeets
>only three redpilled literally who countries
wat?

>>18455612
Why didn't they ask niggers? Fucking racists.

>>18455612
how is Australia going to do us like that
damn
that's messed up
apparently Canada is a better bro than Australia

>>18455521

>>18455591
>guess the outcome correctly
>people react with horror, headlines all negative
>people moving into gold and cash positions
We don't hate money. We hate calling it right and then getting PRINTED by Jerome.

>>18455612
Such a gay map. It's more like
>which country are you most assblasted about?

>>18455608
>losing all my money

This is my fun money, bruv. I have most of my funds safely invested in Bitcoin and Batcoin so if money printer ganks my SQQQ, I'll make it even harder.

>>18455642
I think this was before Trump lol

>>18455649
This lol

Isn’t the market about to fucking crash?

>>18455646
sounds as if you didn't call it right

>>18455571
Jealousy

>>18455635
I guess in their defense it was who is a threat to world peace, not who is a threat in causing ww3, which makes sense for most, not many wars have started recently that weren't civil wars and didn't involve the US
China fucks up a lot of shit but it isn't in overt military operations in foreign countries, which is kinda the question
also I don't think iran is pajeets, but internet whatever doesn't matter irl

My friends keep asking me for investment tips. Feeling very bullish. I bet tons of those $1200 checks are going straight to stocks.

SPY $320 end of month

>>18455587
You realize thats not what it said? This was a voluntary action, the money might not even be needed. There is nothing that says they can't undo that action at a later time when appropriate by increasing their dividend. Whether that money is listed as profit or not on the Q2 earnings statement misses the point entirely.

>>18455583
Your a retard that thinks tech swings more compared to other sectors. Please buy all the sqqq and hold for months.

>>18455669
no, it's appropriate. we americans really fuck shit up internationally.

>>18455612
What the fuck is Bulgaria, France and Romania doing? Or Italy?
Also pretty sure NK and Libya both hates america, especially Libya who got a taste of "american freedom" bombs

>>18455649
Don't you think middle easterners have a reason to be assblasted?

>>18455576
Stonks will go down once the market makers allow them to, hedge funds and b ppl have to unload big chunks step by step.

What is the best site for EPS forecasts and live update, bros?

watching stupid bears get btfo and learn a valuable lesson about equities being forward-looking has been all too hilarious and satisfying

how fucking retarded are you guys lmao

>>18455667
Sounds as if you're braindead.

>>18455688
So never?

>>18455671
Retail don't move prices retard

>>18455612
India is ironically US best ally in WWIII.

>>18455680
Do I care? Maybe they should just take their beating and be quiet about it

>>18454685
Roll

>>18455521
>Trump calls meet the press shill a poopiehead
>wow literally fascism I’m shaking!
>Bing bong Chang suggests that the government may be cooking their infectection number statistics
>Entire bloodline gets picked up by the yellow spooks and is never heard from again

These people don’t live in reality

>>18455670
i am garbage at geography, somehow confused Iran with pajeet flag.

>>18455670
>world wants us to be world police
>we be world police and fuck up the bad guys
>WAAAH YOU'RE INVOLVED IN WARS TO PROTECT THE WORLD YOU'RE A THREAT TO WORLD PEACE!!!

???? see this is why i want the US to just stop being the free world's military for like, a year. fend for yourselves if you don't like us, assholes. go ahead, build a military instead of relying on ours, we'll wait.

>>18455675
Probably because of refugees

>>18455634
I'm about to t. bought in at 22.61

>>18455634
Ouch.
Nobody thinks it will hit those numbers any time soon. Just depends on how soon you need that money, and you may never even get it.

>>18455612
outdated and gay

>>18455674
Ah the bigotry of low expectations

>>18455612
>Japan, Vietnam, Philippines
>reasonable worry about a big bully next door
>angloidsphere bugmen
>OMG NOT DA POORFAG DESERT PEOPLE ACROSS DA GLOBE

Every bank in the country will probably announce 50-90 percent loss of revenue for the first quarter of 2020 as JP morgan reports 70 percent loss of revenue and is bolstering cash reserves for an incoming "severe depression" is it priced in?

>>18455680
No. start shit, get hit.

>>18455634
buy more

>>18455696
Probably, if you take in account all the liquidity measures by the FED, BoJ and ECB alone...prob never, yes.

>>18455612
heavy is the head that wears the crown

who gives a fuck what some south american or eastern european/middle eastern shitholes think of America. These stupid fucks guzzled down our international aid like a bunch of wild whores and have the gall to complain about us

>>18455715
Do you think thinks changed? Now that Trump is president

Can we talk about Gamestop, what the hell is up with it? Futures are up 10% for it. Is this some kind of short squeeze?

>>18455728
Yes retard. Fuck back off to r*ddit

>>18455746
>kind of short squeeze?
Yes

>>18455612
>based US satellite states tier
UK
Canada
France
Italy
Japan
South Korea
Vietnam

>going on the list tier
Australia (wtf bros)
G*rmany
Sp*in
South Africa (wtf bros)
Argentina (wtf bros)

>Incredibly based tier
Iraq
Moracco
Tunisia
Bangladesh

>Assblasted Tier
Russia
China
Poland
Turkey
Mexico
India
Afghanistan

>I don't understand, why do the world think we're bloodthirsty and love murdering others?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijkD_I3ANOA
Note. Nothing in this video is edited, not even the music.

>>18455693
they don't want to learn, they just come up with excuses :(

>>18455728
it's fine so far because WFC and JPM didn't see any significant decline in revenue
as long as the other banks don't see any big revenue miss, then taking a large amount of their profits as a "loss", to transfer that money onto their books in case people start defaulting, is fine. So yes, we're pretty much priced in as far as the big banks go

>>18455740
imagine the global butthurt if we used that map to decide who we stop giving any aid or military protection to? man, that'd be hilarious.

Shits really not going down, gonna see 400 SPY before any significant downward movement

>>18455673
You're a retard*

>>18455612
>aussies say US
IMMA GLASS YOU

>>18455718
Yes being afraid of Syria and Afghanistan is laughable

>>18455612
>2006

>>18455746
the company is buying its own stock. Expect a bankruptcy in the next month or 2

>>18455612
To be fair.. the hippie assfuckery going on in the world is the only reason people dislikes the US, because it's hip to do so. If an actual choice happened between China, Russia and the US as "official" world police status a vast majority would side with the US in an instant. I would like to see an updated view of that map now though since that's from 2014 or something

>>18455634
>>18455634
>tfw bought SPXS at 13.40 and it's at 11.60 opening bell

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

>>18455718
Were we supposed to put Canada or Mexico?

>>18455693
This desu.

>>18455769
What? It's 2013

>>18455201
Their share price is 270% higher than their asset values, they're near the peak and you should consider getting out soon

>>18455713
Well I dont need it, I put in about a 1000 in each. Tbh at this point just want some of my money back, like I would ok with like a 15% loss. Man after this I'm done with inverse etf, can't beat the printer, just gonna go long with some stock that pays good dividends.

>>18455775
its really not based on which countries are going to provoke world war its just based on who is most likely to start a war and anyone who says anyone but the US is retarded . Im american and I dont have any problem with the mudslime droning "wars" we take part in now. We just are the war machine

>>18455691
>>18455691
Pls respond

>>18455783
their share price has never been 100 dollars in the last 7 years until now. Anyone who sells now is a literal retard

>>18455802
*never been less than

>>18455794
try simplywall.st it gives good fundemanetal analysis for your stocks. also exposes possible scams and heavily inside traded stocks. good overall website.

>>18455802
its hype

btc was 20k for a week and then crashed, now its just dead

>>18455755
What's your point millennial?

Imagine being a bobo. Hoping things go bad just to feel better momentarily. Shit tier life. Sad

>>18455830
its not hype, RTX is a 100 dollar per share stock at its very bottom. The fact its at 60 right now is an overreaction. 10 years at 100 dollars isnt hype its science

>>18455693
>GDP shrinks 6-10% in 2020
>Stonks go up

>>18455802
you're a retard that may make money.
this guy is based >>18455830

Fuck these markets, i'm going back to cash.

>>18455835
That americans have a morbid fascination with war and murdering, which is why everyone else needs to be real wary with the US and their "olive branches".
Like the anchor says. "It's black and white, because that's what Freedom looks like"

>>18455830
Yes, the top three largest aerospace and defense will only sink, just like BA, oh wait.

>>18455802
you are retarded

>>18455845
It isn't 60 because its oversold you retard. This was how the share split worked out for the merger.

>>18455846
It's fine, the rich people aren't losing any purchasing power. And poor people have no business in stocks.

>>18455853
I still dont vet your point is it like only white people can be racist meme are you from redddit?

>>18455813
Thanks

>>18455846
most stocks are down this year

>>18455846
I'd like to remind you that stocks are indeed still 20% down from recent highs

oh fuck me
that WHO fag said invest in plastics, and I started to look into it but stopped
I just realized why he said that and it's probably too late

Clown market energy especially strong this morning

>>18455853
Weak should fear the strong. Natural order

>>18455867
Nah, I just know that the eternal angloid is always looking for a new back to plunge his knife into. Trusting the anglosphere to want the best for the west is like trusting a jew to not run away with your money.
Hell, if mutts stayed at home, the refugee crisis in europe wouldn't have happened like it did. But no, gotta bomb and invade on false grounds for money. Fuck europe.

>>18455877
20% is literally what the massive stock buyback frenzy added to stock value.

>>18455867
>>>/bant/
Read the sticky and don't even go to /pol/.

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Indices breaking upwards

>>18455881
Wow a tiny move in the pre market. Cra cra right faggot ?

hey guys what do you think of OKE? holding 35 stocks currently and i'm pretty happy about my first stock buy. feels like a solid one for a long-term portfolio.

not sure what to buy when i get my next salary at the 24th this month, might be a US bank.

t. eurofag

>>18455899
I hope 9:30 just collapses. But I'm a capitulating bearfag. My limit is S&P 2875.

>>18455895
share value added by buybacks is permanent.. the number of shares doesn't magically go back up later
do you not understand how buybacks work

>>18455887
Typical commie blather, did you ever get your bernie refund

>>18455672
It is not voluntary, it is regulated

>>18455936
I'm norwegian though, i basically AM bernie, but actually white. Try not to be too jealous of my higher genetics, mutty.

>>18455846
unironically priced in

>>18455363
>trade performed better than expected in March
who did they trade with? lmao

>>18454685
Yo these bitches look like handmaids

>>18455576
I think markets have better visibility on the evolution of the virus, which is not as deadly as the media would have us believe.
Besides, we have Uncle Powell's put.

>>18454699
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!~!!!!

LOOLL DUUUUDE YOU GOT THE 5 HEAD!!!