/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18452009
Rather die a winner than live as a jobless neet

>>18452009
you can work from home y’know

Yeah the stress is a silent killer.

>>18452009
I'm nearly 30 and I've never worked. Parents are growing annoyed with me and will probably kick me out soon. It's over. No one can be NEET forever.

working a remote job from home is a comfy compromise

>>18452025
there, there, NEET. i'm sure you'll think of something. :^)

>>18452025
Bum

>>18452009
A lot of that can also come down to maturity, deep voice, how you dress, style your hair, how masculine your facial features are

I used to buzz my hair and everyone thought I was older. I let my hair grow out and got one of those meme cuts and people say I look like a teenager now

>>18452041
>>18452051
Wagecucks acting like sharks that smell blood. They know they live horrible lives and feel immense joy at seeing another person tossed into their circle of hell.

>>18452009
Have worked only for cash in my life.

on government payments, putting the majority of those payments into silver and bitcoin.

When the ponzi ends I will continue to live comfortably

>>18452009

I’m 27, still get asked for ID everywhere I go, and all chicks my age on Tinder look 35-40

>>18452097
when I was 15 I could go into the pub with my dad and no one would ask my ID

>>18452097
Nothing crazier than seeing a 24-year-old woman already hagged out.

>>18452009
> looks like some kid
> never gets taken seriously enough to be offered a position
> "look guis, if yuo work yuo die!"

I work retail. It takes a certain personality to not get stressed
Beating up the homeless thieves is funn

>>18452016
But NEETs are the winners you stupid fucking cuck

>>18452164
Why should I work when I make more sitting at home, jerking off, playing video games and reading plato?

>>18452172
I worked as a kitchen hand for a few months and it was fun except I felt as if I was doing more work then my co-workers and if I made a mistake I would get hasseled but if they made a mistake they got off scot free

>>18452097
I feel you. 29 years old and i still look 22. cant really date women my age since they look far older and want someone who looks older so im left to the younger girls

>>18452189
Not to mention all the wagecucks that are putting money into mortgages and into pension plans are going to be surprised that their savings are worth less due to government money printing and the devaluation of the dollar.

>>18452025
Turning 30 this year. Still NEETing. Never stopping

>>18452197
I wish I was this tall.

>>18452009
>every time I tell people my age they react like
>"Really? I thought you were 21-22"

Because you look retarded.

>>18452226
I couldn't imagine being short, I feel so shocked whenever I meet someone taller then me, I am so used to looking down at people I talk to lol

>>18452239
For me it's the opposite, I am 20 and people think I look 30, it sucks man.

>>18452246
for a man it is next to death

>>18452257
I remember when I was working I had a co-worker, he was a real cool dude but he was 5'3 and even though he was nice and a hard worker the head chef gave him shit just because he was 'short' even though to me the head chef was short as well.

Imagine a 5'8 guy making fun of a guy that is 5'3 watching it as a 6'0 + guy.

It was sad.

>>18452189
>>18452207
Really? Bout to close on my first acquisition of 5m dollars . I drive a Porsche. Reproduced. Own land. Polyglot. Can play Chopin. Can swing an axe. Built a container orchestration engine . Own a bitcoin and dnd player guide hard bound copy.

What is it that you do again ?

>>18452097
Women don't even try to take care of their bodies anymore, they binge drink till blackout, 42% have an STD of some kind and they all shove food down their mouths like no tomorrow.

Im 33 and ive been working since i was 16. I have sold drugs, bartended and and a bunch of other stuff. Now i make 100k to sit on 4chan at my house all day and bang my 2, yes that's right 2, tradwhite 23 year old girlfriends. I too am white. We are all attractive. Ive had a lot of fun and i keep having it. You only get old if you're a boring fuck.

>>18452398
I'm a 20 year old economics study who will finish my studies with no debt because I live in a actual first world country.

Owning your own land is admirable, I was talking about people who have million dollar + mortgages who are going to get raped when deflation kicks in and suddenly their houses are only sellable for 500+ so they are 500k grand down the drain.

>>18452009
>>18452189
I think OP is just a baby face.

>>18452694
>tradwhite
>banging before marriage
>being in a polyamorous relationship
Your girlfriends are degenerate modern hussies, and they're both probably seeing Jerome and Jamal on the side.

>>18452398
>Really? Bout to close on my first acquisition of 5m dollars . I drive a Porsche. Reproduced. Own land. Polyglot. Can play Chopin. Can swing an axe. Built a container orchestration engine . Own a bitcoin and dnd player guide hard bound copy.

k

>>18452009
I honestly admire you, sponging off society is my dream, rather than being sponged off.

>>18452736
Cope

>>18452694
Nigger

>>18452202
>dating younger girls
oh what a tragedy

>>18452829
As a wizard I am beyond needing to cope about such things, just thought it was worth pointing out the apparent inconsistency in anon's larp so he could improve it for next time.

>>18452729
Wise. I didn’t go to school so never had debt myself. And Yes the equity bubble will pop eventually . You sound like you got a good head on .

>>18452735
Based

>>18452009

I have worked plenty OP and I'm 34 but I still very occasionally get IDd when buying booze. Just a young face I suppose.

>>18452398
And yet here you are on a board for autistic NEETs. Enjoy your stay.

>>18452009
yeah work kills your soul first then your body

>>18452009
Yes, the chronic stress from wageslaving does age you faster.

>>18452025
Use your Trumpbux and get an apartment

>>18452057
Might be a receding hairline. That and facial hair are the main things that make males look old. If you shave and grow hair longish to cover forhead, you look younger.

>>18452009
Jokes on you OP I'm 31, been working since I was 14, and I look great for 55.

>>18452398
But your biologically age is probably older than your chronolical age while his is probably condiderably younger. Stress accelerates the aging process.

>>18452009
You can always lie about actually being 32.

>>18452009
>tfw I'm 26 and already balding due to anxiety
>tfw never even touched a girl
At least I'm enjoying my job

>>18452009
I'm 47 and never worked, people still think I'm a teenager. I do have Klinefelter syndrome though

what do you do for a living op ?

41 here never had a job girls haven't dated me since high school. I mostly play vidya games all day I'm trying to set the world record for Xbox KOTOR the first generation game. I keep telling my parents I Want to be a professional gamer they tell me I'm retarded and need to get a job I hate them and can't wait until they die so I can have the house and then I will just claim social security disability.

>>18452009
>>18452097
>>18452202
How? Genetics?

>>18452009
I'm 27 and I've been working since I was 18. Everyone thinks my 23 year old NEET brother is much older than me. You probably just have good genetics.

>>18452398
Imagine typing all this out to qualify yourself to NEETs

>>18454125
You better hope your parents don't hate your guts and give all their shit to charity friend

Im 37 and still have the penis of a 9 year old, still get asked for ID at the hookers when I take off my pants.

>>18452097
date 18-24 year olds on tinder. or change your age so they still see your profile. a lot of girls don't bother changing their range and the default is usually like 5-6 years older than them

22, might sign up for schizophrenia disability cheques and able to neet it off for a ride. if it goes well all it took was eating mescaline for a week and screaming at homeless people in downtown

>32
>incel who's never worked, had any prospects, or held a woman's hand

Friend, you were dead the moment you were born

>>18454749
I'm sure you'll reach puberty soon. Maybe try eating more Corn flakes?

>>18452009
So what this tells me is you have no passions, no skills, no goals in life. You couldn't even get yourself to adhere to the minimal lifestyle everyone around you is having due to lack of ambition.
Truly a miserable existence. That's not a life my man.

>you win because you die having had as much impact on the world as a plant
No wait, plants procreate. You're worse...

>>18452009
I'm a 28 year old wagecuck and I still look like I'm in my early 20s despite a shitty job, shitty diet and massive history of drug and alcohol abuse. Some of us just have good genes. My mom still looks 10-15 years younger than she really is. It'll catch up one of these days though.

>>18452025
Fake depression or become a tranny. They will feel too guilty to kick you out then

>>18454125
What kotor record? Speedrun?

>>18456331
>you must have a passion so women can destroy it and have something to take from you
The solution is to have a passion of feigning passion to women.

im 30 too. havent had a job in 5 years

10k link stack


people think im 21.

feels good man.

>>18452025
or just get a piss easy gig and offer to pay reduced rent

>>18452127
That's because you went with your dad

>>18452016
>wagecuck
>winner
you must be retarded

>>18452216
Baste

>>18452398
>all this larp
lol pathetic wagies are literally schizos

>>18452025
Surely you used the past 30 years to prepare for this?

>>18452009
I'm sure it's the Baby Yoda t-shirt covered in tendie crumbs that has everyone thinking you are in your 20s man child.

>>18452009
True. Spent a decade slacking on and off college. Started working at 30, everyone assumed I was a 20-something kid until hearing my actual age. Now I get frequent questioning about what I eat, how I exercise, etc.

It's the only explanation. Stress is poison, to most people work is a steady source of stress.

Either that or weed is magic.

>>18452729
>economics major
Just now that finance and business bros think you're a total joke

>>18462007
OR you cant grow facial hair.

>>18460823
I didn't mention women even once.

>>18456331
>no passions, no skills, no goals in life.
But that's wagies though.